[Applause] now something else a lot of you are aware of those of you with illegal cable hookups will be aware of the fact that uh one of the things I like to do in my shows is complain you know is kind of a motif for me complaining and of course this weird culture we live in leaves you no shortage of things to complain about so this next piece of material like most good ideas is fairly simple it's just a list of people who to be killed okay all right starting with these people who read self-help
books why do so many people need help life is not that complicated you get up you go to work you eat three meals you take one good [ __ ] and you go back to bed what's the [ __ ] mystery and the part I really don't understand if you're looking for self help why would you read a book written by somebody else that's not self-help that's help there's no such thing as self-help if you did it yourself you didn't need help you did it yourself try to pay attention to the language we've all agreed
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