We just hit a million subscribers, and to celebrate, we set up a table at the Texas A&M Stadium for 24 YouTubers from all over the world to roast me! I have no clue what they're about to say, but little do they know that I have a secret room set up to hear everything they are saying. It's Baby Preston!
Yo, this is the photo I used of him for his birthday. I'm cringing so hard! Headphones are an interesting choice—throwing it back to the antique age.
He's not as excited in this one; I'm not as excited. Hey guys, Preston's retention just dropped all the way down to zero! Right now, I'm getting roasted by Rebecca Zamolo.
Right now, a mom just roasted me! Oh, he was so cute! What happened?
His teeth haven't changed; the hair has, though. Every year, it gets an inch on top. It's a good thing he found Brianna.
This is quite the throwback; Preston looks like he does the morning announcements at a high school. Yeah, everyone's like, "You do really good, man! We were all really there for you.
" I don't even know if I've ever watched your personal video. Okay, flex; that's awesome that you make so much money because they kind of gotta rent the car. Flawless man!
Flat surfaces usually are the best places to pose. Why is the donut around his neck? Wow, Matt, you have.
. . I had that same shirt!
The outfit is interesting. I'm glad that I know him well enough to know he's being cringe on purpose because if I didn't know that, I would just be like—how old is Preston? He just said that he’s 24.
I thought he was young! I love 2017's Preston's voice; it's like he's always constipated. Now he just sounds like Mr Beast.
I'm not always constipated! How can he make fun of his family? The guy on the left, though, does not look like he wants to be there—the guy on the left is my little brother, just you know, chilling with his fam, or I think.
. . Oh my goodness!
Oh, Josh with the dab! Who has the best dab? What's funny is this clip is definitely from 2019—way too late to be dabbing.
The clip was from 2016. Shay? Is it Shay?
Oh no, very dated. Very. .
. okay, yeah, this did not age well, that's for sure. Whose video is this?
This is Mr Beast. Who's that? Oh, this is the video that we're doing right now!
Oh wait, no, sorry. I wonder where Preston got this idea from? Oh, it looks just like you!
That doll is the creepiest thing I've seen in my entire life, and I absolutely hate it. It's kind of like his brand; he's known for failing. I'm known for failing!
That was actually pretty good, but it could have been better. That was rough, and on a Mr Beast video—like, man, you fumbled the bag! Bruston might be the most incapable person unless there's a keyboard and mouse in front of him.
I think I remember watching this, and I purposely did not. This hurt, man, because you know that him not knowing how to copy a link and paste it was seen by like 50 million people! Shut up, Parker.
Well, this is a popularity contest right now. So close, Preston! I'm sorry you lost against Bella, but Bella is just a little cooler.
No, she's not! Oh my God, look at that hair! Oh my gosh, Rob looks so weird!
Yeah, Rob does a weird. . .
the entire team around him, the only thing he could come up with was shoving marshmallows into his mouth—the chubby bunny challenge! Alright, let's see how many marshmallows you can do! I'm gonna say right now probably seven.
It's crazy how much YouTube has changed from doing these silly chubby bunny videos to now hide and seek in an NFL stadium! Dude, his grandchildren are going to watch this. "Grandpa, I love the video where you stuffed sugar in your mouth!
" He does have a big enough mouth now that he could play this pretty well. He's already a chubby bunny here. Kids, don't try this at home!
I don't need to watch this. This is all the. .
. Gown on the Raw has so much room left in his mouth! Yeah, you know they do this every night.
Look at that! Pause that! Screenshot it right there!
You know this is a very normal night for Preston; that was only five years ago. Dude, you look like an infant! I am an infamous Anthony.
He looks like the kid that yells at his mom for getting in his room while playing. Mike, what is that? He looks like a beaver.
Isn't that a merch photo that you took? That was Baby Preston; he only had an inch of hair, so he's about six inches right now, so he's upgraded in his power form! Who said you're hot and spicy?
I'm unsure; it was definitely him. He made that! I did not make this meme; our viewers made this meme.
Why is he on a cactus? I'm a cactus! No one's ever grown fan art review, have they?
Once? Actually, how'd it look? They drew me naked!
I knew—I didn't know it was flattering! Oh, is this the rock-paper-scissors? He had listened to this podcast about rock-paper-scissors, and he laughed.
I watched this entire live stream, like the whole four-hour thing. I remember this—every single time in Preston's videos, if it's gaming content, his recent merch plug is sitting on his microphone—every time, every time he loses, I feel a little bit happier about myself because I lost so early in the game. I only lost the rock-paper-scissors because of Nate's shot.
I remember how this is. . .
Oh, why can't Preston be more like that guy? This beast guy is, I mean, the worst part of all this is the Lego merch. I mean, I've got to be honest.
Oh, one to one! What's with the, uh, the two-ring situation going on, my man? What are you rocking, brass knuckles over there?
What's wrong with you? Krista's got to get kicked out here. I don't remember what happens, but he's going to go paper again.
I called it! Bro, he literally told you, "I'm going scissors," and you still did paper! What's going on, guys?
Here's episode 745 of Pressing Record, recording for 10 minutes, pressing stop recording. Any games you play with Preston, you're ever recording together, and he's losing, there's something wrong with the map! That's such BS.
Key, you're just trash! Complaining and complaining and complaining; the quality of content goes through the floor when Preston is losing. Oh, you are trapped.
Just quit Minecraft, y'all! You've seen it here, folks; he's not as good at Minecraft as we all think. Imagine being that bad at Minecraft!
Right? You're pro, right? I'm so good!
I would wreck him any day. I feel like a dead dog would be better at parkour. Did he edit this himself?
Who is that? Is that a picture of Preston? I'm confused!
Dude, that was fake; that wasn't real! God, exposed! No, I think there may be cuts hidden in these videos.
This was 100% a legit video; we did all these nice edits. Dude, can you edit your videos to be funny? Parkour?
How are you supposed to react to a non-reactable video? People are probably so mad in the comments! I bet it could go viral just for the fact that people are like mad at him for doing that.
This is a perfect representation of Preston's content—just cut it so it looks good. Ah, here we go again! Preston in makeup and dresses—this was definitely Preston's idea, 100%.
He was like, "Yo, can you do my makeup? I just want to see how I look! " This is pretty cute.
This wasn't my idea. He isn't, but like the situation's cute, I don't know. Yes, we've done this!
This was a trend! Oh yeah, we did that with them. My gosh!
But can we talk about Breeze's hair? That's all I'm looking at! He actually looks way better!
I approve! 2022 Preston wearing makeup? Preston would not be a cute girl, that's all I'm saying!
You look better. I feel like you need makeup every day! Actually, now that's a handsome man!
I like that he's still making vines in this modern era—this is vine energy! Sometimes there are things on the internet that just don't make sense to me; this is one of those. I've hung out with Preston enough to know this is actually a very average Wednesday for him.
I can imagine Preston doing this type of stuff in his spare time. Who said that was a good idea for a video? Okay, first off, he got eliminated; I won the hundred grand!
Yo, Nathan did nothing in this video! I should have kept all the 100k that I won from Mr Beast's airsoft tournament because I popped 22 balloons. That's how you made your money?
Okay, I see. I thought it was skill and hard work! This is actually cool!
I feel like I want to do this. This is the moment when Preston goes as hard as possible; he tries so hard at anything—airsoft or paintball. He invited me to a paintball game, and his only target was to hit me every single time!
It was no fun! He's too good! It's because he's from Texas!
That was my shot! I just want to go ahead and say that, first off, Mr Beast made a mistake putting the two paintball players on the same team. Me and Preston grew up playing paintball, so not a good idea!
Looks like it's like 2013 Tumblr! Why does it look like he got white-out just attached to the front of both of his teeth? I want to put a little smiley face on the bottom of it and make a little happy face!
Add sped up by—oh my goodness—and spending, like, 15,000 percent! Oh no, gotta get to ten minutes, boys! The longest ad!
That's like when YouTube hits you with that double ad! Yeah, for real! Preston recorded a whole video just as an ad!
Oh look, see, this is the hide and seek! You close your eyes; you let people cry! I like how he had a GoPro on his head, but it was a picture of a door for like 24 seconds!
Oh, this is the era when making good content didn't matter. Okay, I'm following now! I'm going to send so much poop to Parker's doorstep!
Make the content, guys! Hurry up! Make the content!
He lets his siblings cheat all the time! I'm offended! Oh yeah, oh yeah, Hunger Games, boys!
I don't know, man—these are nostalgic videos! I made a lot of Hunger Game videos! Oh my goodness, I didn't even notice this was Preston!
This is super old; he's so little! All right, back with the Minecraft! He just announced he made the quality 1080p!
Oh my word, this is so long ago! What, bro? I like it!
He's like, "We did 1080p, guys, but I got a webcam from 2002 and I got a microphone that sounds like he's swallowing it! " Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! This might have been before Preston was good at Minecraft!
He's definitely got some issues in this game! Preston's been on YouTube way too long! See, he's always been bad at Minecraft!
I don't know how many years ago this was! Oh no! Oh, the sound quality!
That's it; that's the whole video! He just dies and unblocks it! Bro, oh no!
You used to. . .
Talk a lot more at the end. Reik's background is looking different than the rest of these people. Bro, what's this deal with taking over people's houses?
This is Unspeakable's Lego house, isn't it? Of course, Preston uses Unspeakable's content to make his own content, if anyone's wondering—that's the ego all the time. I think I could see my own forehead in a shirt there.
You know what I like in shirts when I wear them? When I blind pilots! That video has like 20 million views.
Do you ever have a brother and sister? But when your brother's sister is your dog, then you have to prank them. Relatable content, man.
Again, I love the YouTuber hands—amazing! You have to use your hands as a YouTuber. What do you want?
Oh wait, bro, I can't believe this! He's gonna troll his little brother. Hey, this video got 70 million views, so you can suck it, Unspeakable!
And my brother has no idea I'm gonna set off! I'm convinced he gets the most joy when he's destroying other people's pride. I love that laugh, dude!
You know they did four or five takes of that? And he's like, "All right, I gotta get this laugh, you guys! I gotta get this laugh.
" First of all, did you see how many sheep his little brother had? I'm more amazed by that! Uh-oh, what is Preston doing?
Oh no, he's destroyed his brother's Minecraft house! Why is he destroying Josh's house? He's such a mean older brother!
How is your eight-year-old brother a better actor than you, Preston? Free looks so good. Oh no, this one's cringe.
I don't want to talk about this. Oh, I can't watch cringe! He's rocking a hot dog on his head—a bigger wiener than what he's got.
No, he's not gonna put on Bree's dress. Oh gosh, how does it look so good? I never thought I would see Preston in a dress in my life.
Y'all, yet again, I swear he thinks he looks good in that dress on a green screen. Fancy, fancy—all dressed up! Oh my god, I want him to go to an actual event and they'd be like, "Not you!
" There's just like bodies in the background when you and Boob both get imposter. How much does he pay Brianna? Well, his dance moves?
That could use some work! Oh my gosh, this video was great! I think I hid like in the ceiling or something.
Also, I am Smash Drver. All right, Preston, play and hide and seek. Let's see if he's good at this one.
That's what he should have been wearing for this one; then I maybe wouldn't have lost! Just mean, he really rubs it in. Stick to Minecraft!
Oh, that's my favorite shot in the videos. I can count the leg hairs. He's got drunk goggles on, but at what point does he start crying about his life?
No way! I hid somewhere else—I just had to use the restroom. Yeah, use the restroom, aka make a call during our video.
That was embarrassing! We're like literally two inches away. Preston is the least Texas person I've ever met who was born and raised in Texas.
Wow! Running a mechanical ball just for the short? Nice!
Please tell me it's at least seven seconds. Oh my goodness, that's like three seconds! Come on!
Did we get to level three? Here's when ABD stats came out, and he was like, "Oh, I see nobody actually likes watching my content. " Here's the secret: if you cut every half a second, people don't click off!
Man, Preston does a lot of awkward things. You guys probably got a lot of footage. He's gonna be weak!
He's gonna be weak! Oh, he's so weak! Oh, come on!
Two-hand! Oh, he is so weak! Come on now!
I'm so weak! Yes, against the world's strongest man! This video was nice; I approved!
We had this idea; he took it from us! I did see a butt grab there. I saw a little opportune moment.
Preston, haven't you? You've been working out? I thought.
Right? That is crazy how that's not breaking! Like, how is that possible?
Your timing is not good, though! What? How is that possible?
I do like the hoodie up, though. You look like a four-year-old felon. I'm not a felon!
He's not ready to be a dad. What? Oh, this is true—he does not have a Lamborghini, by the way!
And yes, this is beautiful content. Okay, we're never letting Preston watch Zadie ever! Let me sit your baby Portland, dude.
Your baby listens to Bon Iver? You can't! This is actually him and Rob's relationship; the only difference between their situation is that Preston has six more inches of hair, and Rob does not.
As soon as Preston has a baby, that baby is going to be on a YouTube video as fast as legally possible! He's got a little bit of facial hair there. Oh, he's on the set of Sonic 2.
He's got to go fast, and they kicked him off fast, too! I had no idea that Preston was in Sonic 2. I'm pretty impressed, but I feel like I would have probably gone and seen the movie if he had been in the billboards.
You know what? I'll hand it to him here; this one was pretty cool! Would have been cooler if it was more than a blank, you know?
But still cool! Preston's gonna be jacked for sure, going Giga Chad mode. Preston was so excited about this, and it was really cool, but to be honest, his part was like a second and a half!
It was at least 10 seconds, which is longer than you! I'm gonna be on this movie for six seconds so that I can give a hundred million impressions to the movie production studio. He said something funny there.
Why is he built like a dentist in this video? Good first movie cameo, my man. I can't say much; my first movie was a Lifetime movie.
Yeah, she's wearing pajamas, Preston's got a $200 haircut, and the ugliest shirt in the world. Guys, let us know in the comments what you think is on Preston's shirt. My dad got me those keys, Emilio said, "153.
" Oh, Kristen, it was one versus four! How am I supposed to win? Preston's hair is getting too high; his power is unmatched!
See? Oh, that's what I'm talking about! Look at his hair!
This was not very long ago; it raised like five inches! What is his writing? It's like a kindergartner with his foot!
Right? You ever seen like a kindergartner write with the non-dominant hand? That's what's going on here!
You're getting wrecked, Preston! You got destroyed by the D'Amilios! Oh, a nice updog joke in 2019, or 2020, or 2021; every year is good for one of those!
Wait, they actually have an updog candle? I just realized. .
. What's updog? How many of them are still working at the office?
I guarantee you none of them are, or they're unhappy! This is great! This is great!
It's so good, I'm getting goosebumps right now! This content wouldn't be the same without the Fortnite text subtitles; it just means that it's Fortnite. I've seen a lot of cringy Preston memes and videos.
He's got some that aren't cringy, frozen bread. . .
Oh yeah, who keeps their bread in the freezer? Dude, what is his house? Do not tell me Preston took all the condiments and put them in the tub!
That disturbs me! I hope he taped over certain holes on his body. My holes were open, Anthony, in case you're wondering!
Where is he? Is that. .
. That's not Paris, is it? Is that an Egg McMuffin?
All right, Preston, stick to YouTube; it's not American Idol up in here! I never thought I would ever see Preston in a gown. Oh, nice!
That's sexy! Oh, the boat really does it for me! Yes!
Why is this called "Time to Get Naked"? Because I assume he gets naked for like a massage or something? All right, content done.
That paid for my kids' college! Hey, Dad, how'd you pay for my college? Well, you see, son, I've made myself look like an idiot for tens and hundreds of millions of people!
What is this? You just grab it? This doesn't even look challenging; you just loop it!
Don't tell me. . .
What is that? Build up to the simplest thing ever! Oh, it's like the fishing game, except with Pokémon!
There's nothing to do with getting naked in that! I was excited for that! That's 21st-century clickbait right there!
See, the problem is he wants this amount of attention every day! Oh, it's Preston's birthday; it's a golden shower of gifts! I'm gonna make as many innuendos as I can without it legally causing a problem for young people watching!
Okay, you clearly probably saw them in the room; like, what? You knew it was coming! I know you saw those people in that room!
I think the video should have ended right there; I think that's more fitting for the reality of it! Anything you can monetize, monetize! A lot of tech to Tesla, Preston, and then it's gonna go off like crazy!
What would you ask him? She should ask him why he's so stupid! Shut up, Kiara!
These are some lame questions, dude! Go right, go right for the gut; he's gonna lie! Yeah, it's a lie; it's a lie!
Preston hates Eloise! Dude, what? This guy's getting exposed left and right, bro!
Not only does he have bad jokes, but now he has bad blood with his wife too! He's just taking L after L, pretty much; she might dump him! Oh my gosh, this was his bachelor party!
Oh, still baby Preston! What is happening? Oh, it's like he got swatted or something!
Are they gonna like take him, like carry him out anywhere? Like, wait a second, is Bree in the office? I can hear you from out!
Why are you the one who's reacting to my roasting clips?
