okay so embarrassing how'd that how'd that get up there hey there if you're new here what's up how's it going and if you're coming back what's up how's it going it's very good to see you again see what happens when you subscribe to my channel you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single video so press the subscribe button for an extra greeting thank you so much super quick real quick i want to give a nice little shout out to today's sponsor experian folks [Music] we've got a great video for you today i
promise i feel like this video is a long time coming i've had like hundreds and hundreds of requests to make a video on this topic and you know i honestly didn't want to but as time went on and things got worse i honestly didn't have a choice okay we've talked about a lot of boys on this channel uh soft boys country boys smooth boys dream boys you name it dude but today we're tackling a new boy a new type of boy and that boy is the eboy eboy isn't that that website that you use to
buy and sell yu-gi-oh cards no that's ebay you stupid idiot we're gonna be talking about e-boys it's uh it's a new phenomenon and it's only getting worse as time goes on so i feel like i needed to step in and do something about it okay as my duty as a youtuber okay so in this video we're gonna take a closer look at the e-boy see what their motives are what do they want where'd they come from and um poke some fun at them along the way obviously and who knows maybe we'll see if i have
what it takes to become an e-boy so without further ado let's take a look at e-boys oh boy you boy more like oh boy okay let's go urban dictionary defines eboy as a boy that probably skates has his nails painted with rings wears beanies maybe has a cute e-girl girlfriend always wearing vans and long sleeves or hoodies under t-shirts their hair is sometimes parted down the middle they basically only exist on the internet unfortunately but we can still appreciate them on instagram sad face so there it is it's a pretty good definition i feel like
you've all seen this type of boy on the around the internet you know they got their striped shirts they got their their big hair they got their [ __ ] trapezoid jaws that are like [ __ ] you know like oh my god i don't have one so i can't do it but you know what i mean i think the best way to really understand these e-boys is take a look at their content so yeah let's take a look [Music] okay so there that is um i don't know if that's supposed to be like attractive
or something well i just got a text message i think it's from chief [Applause] stupid he looks like he would be a [ __ ] character on riverdale or something like the riverdare writers would watch this and be like that's cool dude that's cool bulldogs eat serpents for lunch this is pretty much what the the e-boys do oh they'll do these like transformation videos where they'll be like dressed like a normal person and then like something happen and then like the music will turn all like dark and scary and it'll be like black and white
and they'll be like just [ __ ] covered in chains dude like two chains would look at them and be like oh man you got like 98 more chains than i do right now like an e-boy could walk into a medieval battle bro and he'd be fine because there's so much [ __ ] chain that it's chainmail essentially he's fine dude and then they must clench their teeth together to make their jaws be all [ __ ] pronounced soldered no this is just me this is what i look like all the time i don't know
man it's [ __ ] weird right isn't it it's so [ __ ] weird i don't get it what are you doing man like the thought process you got to go through to think of that and make it i don't know i don't know maybe i'm just a [ __ ] old man okay next one really dropped the ball on that one dude [Applause] how weird is that what was that is that content i mean this [ __ ] has been going on since like the [ __ ] vine days dude where guys would just
be like lip syncing to a song you know and they just try to be all like cute and [ __ ] it sucks man i hate it i hated it then i hate it now and i think it should stop because what are you doing my guy i don't know i mean at least like this requires a little more effort i guess but still mexico [Music] [Applause] yeah this is this is the other common thing about these videos where they just do like super close-up shots of them and i don't i don't know what i'm
looking at most of the time it's so close dude like they zoom so close on their [ __ ] head that you can like see their [ __ ] brain stem zoom in dude zoom in the closer it is the cooler it is that's what i always say actually e-boys like they'd be pretty good [ __ ] scientists right let me explain imagine i just said that this molecule is too small to see we don't have a microscope that can get close enough to see it what do we do i know call in the e-boy
you genius e-boy yo what's good what do you need we need to get a close-up shot of this molecule but our microscope isn't working say no more dude closer closer closer done you get it now um so this next one this is um how i pretty much found out about eboyz um someone not someone people kept sending me this guy [Music] i just wanted you to watch me just all slowly [Music] go away tate you're you know that was it that was the whole video like i swear to god you could have one of these
people make a video of them them like setting a tree on fire and then people be like oh my god dude [ __ ] he's so cute dude he's hotter than that forest fire he started wow maybe i'm just jealous bro i mean i put so much work into these [ __ ] videos man hours of editing and [ __ ] this guy just gets to wake up and that's it it looks like his jaw's about to [ __ ] snap in half too [Music] ah [ __ ] [ __ ] turn it off yeah
i'm just trying to figure out what their goal is you know like do they think this is like intimidating or cool or like edgy and like you know is that uh like maybe they think it's like super like scary and intimidating but dude there's nothing intimidating about setting up like dark mood lighting for a tick-tock you know oh man like 100 if like their mom walked in during this they wouldn't be like get out mom they'd be like mom get out oh god i'm making a moody tick-tock bro i [ __ ] hate you oh
that's so funny to me dude getting walked in on while making this whoa [Music] imagine making that you know imagine like putting time into making that that makes me laugh harder than the actual videos the fact that people spent time making these dude also he doesn't even like look that cool there you know like he's dressed like a movie theater manager and it's all dark is he just at his job in a movie theater in like a dark movie theater and he's managing is that what this is hey guys turn your phones off [Music] oh
my god dude i gotta take some pepto-bismol i think i'm gonna throw up i don't i think he went to choke his phone but then what plot twist he kissed it oh dude dude unironically kissing your phone's camera you got to be so far gone dude there's no saving you at that point you're you're off the deep end bro nothing i can do or anyone else can do that's you now you got to live with that for the rest of your life [Music] okay it's called necrophilia like i said these boys are very [ __
] weird dude that's not you can't be doing that my guy that's not all right maybe into negrophilia but oh my god his hair is pink goals is [ __ ] dude okay so i think we have a general idea of what the e-boys are doing what they want what they think not fully though and you know what i've had people message me and call me an e-boy and i don't like that at all unless the e stands for extravagant or excellent extravagant boy that's me dude and you can't really understand what an e-boy is
or what they're doing by just watching videos and making fun of him dude i gotta i gotta get in there i gotta get in the trenches i gotta know what it's like to be an e-boy okay and you know what they say if you can't if you can't beat them join them i got jenna holding the camera right now but we're on our way to a thrift store right now um so we can get some [ __ ] e-boy digs so uh yeah let's [ __ ] go we took a drive in my rolls-royce which
is definitely not a toyota over to our local thrift store and you know what i'm not gonna lie i was nervous okay what if they didn't have any eboy swag you know whoa at the very least i was hoping i would run into macklemore when we got there things were off to a rough start we couldn't find anything and we were ready to give up this was an emergency but then a miracle happened okay we found some big old pants and after that we kept at it and i even made a hilarious joke to the
camera watch there's nothing here oh man classic we moved on to the t-shirts hoping we would find something edgy and hip you know and there was a lot of [ __ ] t-shirts wow i found one that really spoke to me on a spiritual level but unfortunately that's that's not what we were there for i regret not buying that after an hour and a half and a hundred dollars later we had done it our shopping cart looked like an urban outfitters but way worse somehow we had done it god damn it we had done it
okay uh so we just got a bunch of uh e-boy [ __ ] and now i'm gonna go home and then i guess start the [ __ ] transformation i guess to me becoming an e boy can't can't wait and then later i'll become an e-man [Applause] all right let's go okay uh so we just got back from the thrift store i got a bunch of e-boy stuff i got i got this belt here a lot of holes in it you know swiss cheese belts what they call it tastes like it too just kidding i
don't even know and then uh i actually got this is actually jenna's thank god they didn't have any at the thrift store um so we got some chains here you know e-boys in their [ __ ] chains bro they're off the chain right and then we got the biggest boots in the world um he's literally weighed like 90 pounds um but yeah it's pretty trendy though i feel like i could walk up a mountain in like one step and these are so [ __ ] big dude i gotta take an elevator just to [ __
] get up to the point where i can put my foot in we got this nice celine dion shirt um but it's like it's like those [ __ ] metal shirts so it's pretty trendy pretty hip and then we got this um black flag shirt and uh you know that's a band that i listen to all the time uh we got this striped shirt this is like what [ __ ] frankiero would wear in my chemical romance dude it was like perfect and then um next up i found this like really cool pair of like
um invisible pants um it's pretty sad i don't know how they uh nobody scooped them up yet pretty rare stuff you know it's like harry potter's invisibility cloak their pants harry potter's invisibility cloak was camo i can't [ __ ] talk then we got uh some big old pants to match my big old boots so i'm gonna i think the best way to do this i think i'm gonna make some tick tocks some um some e-boy tick tocks the way did it i'm the way they did it sorry i'm gonna do the transformation one when
they're all like dressed regular and then they jump in the air and then they turn into like a one of these guys and then i'll do the i'll do a scary one and um i'll do the yeah the the fit one where they show that like super close to their [ __ ] outfits we'll do those three maybe more who knows we'll [ __ ] see but while i do that i enjoy this word from today's sponsor thank you so much curtis hey you're doing a great job by the way loving the video so far
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it'd be super boring to watch so yeah hope you enjoy them thanks [Music] [Music] speakers jump off of a bridge [Music] now i gotta try to make a [ __ ] conclusion and a coherent point while there are [ __ ] dicks on my face that's great didn't really think that one through so yeah in conclusion it's a [ __ ] lot of work being an eboy dude holy [ __ ] i think the e stands for extra dude because the amount of [ __ ] extra time and effort they put in or effort effort
boy is that what it stands for on a [ __ ] no dude that was a lot of work just for those three videos bro but i don't know dude that whole style of content is still so [ __ ] weird to me i didn't want this video to be me just [ __ ] making fun of dudes on the internet you know like if this is like an actual creative outlet for these dudes then sure that's great you know i have no problem with that but you dude you just know that some of these
guys are just the [ __ ] worst like dude there's no way that they're not you know they're young dudes getting attention online from millions of people just because the way they look and you know what that can do wonders for people i'm not saying that's bad all the time but if you're already a bad person it makes it way worse and obviously there are worse things you can do online than make weird cringy eboy videos even though i just [ __ ] did that but still it's just very weird to me you know and
like there are these instagram accounts that exist that like repost these tick tock boys and all the captions are like oh my god i wish boys like this went to my school like oh my god where are these boys and you know what i think i figured it out okay and here it is here's the kicker i don't think these boys actually exist let me explain what does the e in email stand for electronic so with that logic we can assume that e-boys are electronic boys what are those robots e-boys or robots bro there it
is that's the only logical explanation for all of this because there's no way a regular human being would make these unironically self-destruct initiated so don't trust these e-boys all right they're robots they can't do anything for you okay e-boy more like i robot forget the e-boys dude get yourself a b-boy oh boy okay i think that'll do it for this video i hope you enjoyed curtis town versus e-boys um that it was a long time coming i had a lot of fun like the video if you enjoyed it dude those e-boys [ __ ] my
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