Arthur's Crosswire Theory

this video was brought to you in part by viewers like you thank you Crosswire Theory all right so we all know Mr Crosswire that's supposedly normal secondhand car dealer who's a bit too well off we're talking limousines a mansion with a butler kitchen staff two game rooms and let's not forget he owns a yacht and it doesn't stop there apparently he's wealthy enough to sponsor the Backstreet Boys I mean sure secondhand car dealerships do well but this well something feels off think about it not only does this man have access to luxuries beyond what any

dealership earnings could afford but he's also got his own mini Muffy Museum yes Muffy has her own personal archive under the house filled with her trophies baby photos and probably a self-portrait or two what sort of Father funds a whole historical arive under his Mansion for his child a father who's got way too much disposable income that's who then there's the way people just seem to let him get away with things in Arthur's perfect Christmas Mr Crosswire gives the frenkies a well-known Jewish Family a ham for the holidays look maybe he didn't know but nobody

even corrects him or suggests that perhaps a different gift might be more appropriate and in the blizzard when everyone's rushing to get supplies Mr Crosswire just strolls in takes all the bread and milk and no one says a word everyone just watches him wheel away trolley loads of food almost like they're afraid of what might happen if they speak up and honestly I wouldn't blame them this guy has got connections he's stopping Mrs Reed at the shopping center to talk about his taxes like it's a national crisis sure he could just be a bit uptight

about his finances but Mrs Reed looks like she's heard it all before it's almost as if Mr Crosswire is nervous about someone digging too deep into his business after all it's tax evasion that got Al Capone right even Muffy herself gets a similar Royal Treatment in the episode where she stays over at front scenes she's downright insufferable bossy demanding rude and yet fren's family just puts up with it fren's Dad could have set a few boundaries but instead he's unusually patient almost like he's wary of offending the crosswires because if you upset Muffy well who

knows what sort of friends her father might have on call it's also interesting that Muffy the aest to a yacht and personal chefs goes to a state school why not a private school for someone of her wealth it could just be Mr Crosswire wanting her to have a normal life but maybe it's about keeping a low profile with their extreme wealth sending Muffy to private school would just draw even more attention to them and maybe prompt a few more questions than they'd like besides it's much easier to blend in as the quirky wealthy family at

a state school than at an Elite Academy finally there's the vibe Mr Crosswire himself gives off big imposing and impeccably dressed he's definitely got some businessman qualities about him but more in a VTO call owner way than a come on down to Crosswire Motors way you can't help but feel he's not just in the car selling business maybe he's the head of a family business if you catch my drift lwood City hierarchy Theory all right so let's really get into this this lwood City's Job Hierarchy is frankly a bit suspicious the mammals they're living the

good life managing shops teaching classes attending PTA meetings and sipping tea at the Sugar Bowl but then you have the birds and reptiles who for some reason are stuck with all the tough jobs take AR of the unfunny for example who's hauling those giant stalls across town and rolling in the Ferris wheels not a single mammal in sight instead it's a parade of ducks sweating away while everyone else just stands around watching like it's some kind of show and it's not just the heavy lifting these guys are also the ones fixing things you need a

Telly repair to the Reed household a Birds on it no questions asked lights flickering calling the birds it's like Elwood City collectively decided that if you have feathers or scales you're automatically on handyman Duty what's even stranger is that no one questions it it's like Elwood City silently agreed that if you've got feathers or scales your job is to fix lift and haul and the mammals they're just cool with it it's this unspoken almost most invisible line dividing who does what and no one even thinks twice about it meanwhile the birds and reptiles keep lwood

City running holding it all together while everyone else just watches government experiment all right here's the evidence that Mr ratburn's class is more like a government experiment than a regular third-year classroom let's start with the basics when Mr ratburn's sister takes over they're learning the one and two times tables totally age appropriate but the moment Ratburn returns it's like the syllabus jumps 10 years years ahead suddenly these 8-year-olds are doing algebra geometry even calculus seriously what third grade student tackles calculus it's glaringly different from other classes too remember this for tonight's homework find two words

that rhyme tomorrow you'll be quizzed on everything tomorrow we'll put your Rhymes together and make a fun song Mrs F what if we can only find one word that rhymes meanwhile Mr Ratburn is is handing out full-blown reports and projects on the Magna carter his class looks like a nursery on the surface with posters of trees and chairs on the walls but that's just a cover this classroom is more like a lab for pushing kids to extreme academic limits and the pace completely unnatural one day they're doing multiplication tables the next they're diving into derivatives

if this isn't a hidden experiment on young minds then what could it possibly be it's as if Elwood City is hiding its own Advanced program one so intense even the students have no idea idea they're part of it inside job Theory let's start with Buster now Buster Baxter is known for being one nosy rabbit if there's something weird going on he's the first to sniff it out he practically lives to investigate Mysteries Mr Haney probably realized this and knew that if Buster was around he'd poke around and ruin his plan so what does he do

either he drugs Buster or messes with his alarm to make sure he stays asleep and conveniently misses the entire event no Buster equals no accidental whistleblower just just an empty stage perfectly set up for Haney's scheme then there's that other episode where Mr Ratburn Mr Haney and Mr Morris get locked inside the school at one point Haney snaps yelling I hate school Mr Haney he didn't mean it that's a pretty intense confession from the head teacher himself and it shows he's been tired of the school for a while while they were locked in Haney took

the opportunity to study every corner of Lakewood Elementary learning the layout and the internal workings of the building it's the perfect research for staging a fire later on now let's talk about Arthur's numbers nightmare in that episode Mr Haney is suspiciously fixated on brochures specifically ones for tropical destinations and where does he end up right after the fire Africa it's almost like he was already planning his Escape using the insurance payout to finally leave behind the school he clearly didn't care for the fire was just his ticket to freedom with no questions asked and the

cherry on top he stages the fire to look like it started from random f wiring leaving no one directly to blame but just for good measure he pins the blame for pulling the fire alarm on Binky it's a Sly move because Binky known as a bit of a troublemaker at school makes for an easy target at home though he's completely misunderstood a perfect scapegoat for Haney's plot in the end the pieces line up almost too well Buster mysteriously asleep Haney's intense hatred for school his knowledge of lakewood's layout his obsession with those brochures and his

sudden escape to Africa this wasn't just a a tragic accident it was a carefully crafted plan an inside job from start to finish leaving Mr Haney free to live out his days far from Lakewood Elementary while everyone else believes it was just a case of faulty wiring thanks for sticking around Legends this channel runs on your support So if you want more theories smash that like button right now and help me hit 10,000 likes for part two every single like And subscribe means everything I wouldn't be here without you and you're the fuel that keeps

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