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Almirante Insurance, Wellington speaking. - Good evening, I have a problem with. .

. - Account number, please? - 7532480.

- Mr Carlos, right? Right. - I see you have a 96 Corsa Wind, sir.

- Right. You insured a 96 Corsa Wind? - Yes.

- You made it this year. . .

I see. Your car was unexpectedly "stolen" and now you want the full reimbursement because you know nobody will pay more than a rissole for this car. No, the car's here, I just need a tow because it won't work.

Okay. You are a basic client, you don't have tow benefits in case of failure, - only in case of crash or total loss. - You're not telling me this.

. . - I told you, it's on record, sir.

- How can I solve this? You'll have to come to our headquarters with the request number - and ask for the deletion of the record. .

. - No, I'm talking about the car! - I suggest you call a tow service, sir.

- What's the point of this insurance, Wellington? It's for you to have a 96 Corsa Wind unexpectedly "stolen" and to get the full reimbursement because you know nobody will pay more than a tube TV for this car! - What do you suggest me?

- Don't you have anyone who could unexpectedly "steal" the car so you can get the full reimbursement because you know nobody will pay more than a Naldo Benny album for this car? - Of course I don't! - Smash your car, sir!

- What? - Grab a hammer, a tire iron, kick it like Ken in Street Fighter, - then I can report it as a car crash! - But that wouldn't be right!

The right thing would be to have sold this car in 2001, sir! Fine! Dammit!

- Done! - Great! I'll report it as a car crash.

But Wellington, it's clearly not a car crash, it looks like someone hit it with a tire iron! Okay, I'll report it as a meteor shower then. Wait.

The basic plan covers meteor showers but can't tow my car? Yes, if there's no flood. And it covers Nazca Plate movements.

- Nazca Plate doesn't even affects Brazil, Wellington! - Right, but why risk it? - But what are the odds of this happening?

- The same of someone insuring a 96 Corsa Wind. I saw the meteors coming down! But there wasn't a flood here, you see.

. . I tried to dodge them, the ground shook, maybe it was a reflex of the Nazca Plate.

. . N-A-Z-C-A.

- Check? - Check. That's it.

- And now my car is crashed. . .

- What is the car model? A. .

. Corsa. .

. Wind. .

. 96. .

. Check? Is that it?

- That's it. . .

- Oh my God. . .

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