I Tested 100 BANNED School Products!

You might not see it now, but I'm actually wearing a product that's banned from all schools because today we're testing banned school products that can help you cheat, disrupt class, and break rules without getting caught. >> GET TO CLASS. >> BUT some are so dangerous and illegal that they can get you instantly arrested.

>> Get the HELL OUT OF HERE NOW. >> WE'LL BE USING THESE damn products to survive a full day of classes. And at the end of the day, we have to pass a final exam without getting caught using a banned school product or we get expelled.

>> You're hiding something. >> And our first class is math. Starting with this AI smart scanner.

You can use this product to scan any question and it'll instantly solve it for you. >> Pop quiz. Square root of 4,489.

>> Dude, there's no way. 67. That has to be the answer.

All right, time's up. Correct answer was 67. All right, next question.

>> The next Van School product is this Chad TBT backpack. It can listen to whatever question your teacher's asking and answer it for you. >> What are the first five digits of pie?

>> Just five. Cherry pie, PUMPKIN PIE, APPLE PIE, PECAN PIE, CHICKEN POT PIE. >> Alex 3.

14159. That's correct. I got it all memorized in here.

>> And this is what I like to use my ChBT backpack for. >> Yeah. >> The next band school product is this pencil.

Wait, why would a pencil be banned? Because it's not just any pencil. It's actually the world's most dangerous pencil, John Wick pencil.

The tip is made out of tungsten, the strongest metal in the world. So, this is the exact replica of a human head. And we're going to see if this pencil can penetrate A HUMAN SKULL.

OH. OH, I BARELY STABBED IT. Look how deep it got inside this guy's skull.

He's going to wake up with a bad headache. >> The next man school product is this air cannon. Just wait till we find out why it got banned.

>> One final question. If the Stokes twins have 145 million subscribers, how many more do they need before they reach 200 million? 55 million subscribers.

>> Wrong. >> YOU'LL NEVER REACH 200 MILLION. >> MIRROR, mirror on the wall.

>> You guys can literally prove I'm wrong by subscribing right now. I'm going to test the product out. Doc, doc.

A+ hair day. Alex, I KNOW THAT WAS YOU. >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

WHAT? WHAT? GET OFF.

IS THIS FUNNY? YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO GO. >> YOU TWO ARE GOING TO DETENTION.

NO. NO. NO.

PLEASE. >> EVERYONE, HEAD TO YOUR NEXT CLASS. >> AND THIS IS ONLY THE beginning because we've still got four more classes before the final exam.

And we're saving our best band products for last. What the hell is this place? Hold on.

Is this a torture device? How are these even allowed in school? It's not.

It's banned because teachers would use it to do this. >> Now do exactly as I say or I'll use that ban product on you. Now we're headed to our next class, PE.

>> Everyone, line up. First up, we'll be playing dodgeball. Except with this banned product.

>> YEAH, I'LL BE LAUNCHING. You'll be dodging. >> Okay.

What's the strategy, >> guys? I have a ban product we can all use. >> No, screw that.

>> QUICK, EVERYBODY HIDE BEHIND THE FATTEST ONE. >> ONLY ONE of you needs to survive all of these balls to pass. SO, I'M GOING TO BE USING this band product, smelling socks, because apparently it gives you superhuman reflexes so I can dodge these balls easier.

>> Oh, MY GOD. >> CARL, OUT YOU. DON'T DO IT.

>> Let's go. >> What do we do? Our chances of winning will increase exponentially if we just spread out.

Oh, that looked LIKE IT HURT. ZACH, YOU GOOD? >> This one's GOT >> you ladies.

All right. >> You you I'm putting this bad product on the highest setting. What?

>> I didn't know Allan was a dodgeball king. >> Sean, why didn't you play? >> Cuz why would I want to dodge balls?

>> Hey yo, >> the next thing that's banned in schools is WWE. Because students would get injured. >> And WWE is fake.

>> Y'all think WWE is fake? I'll show you fake. If I can beat you two by myself, the whole class has to do 50 laps.

>> What? >> Shut up. Come get some, LADIES.

>> YOU LIKE THAT, HUH? >> OH MY GOD. >> Get ready to run 50 laps.

LET'S GO. YOU THINK THAT was fake? >> You kidding me?

>> Now go run 50 right now. Wrestling is real. Don't ever say it's fake.

>> I'm out of breath. Which is why this next ban product is perfect. Oxygen in a can.

It was banned because it gives student athletes an unfair advantage. I feel like I can finally breathe again. Tanner's coming.

Watch this. I'm going to give him a breath of fresh air. Tanner, are you out of breath?

>> Yeah, I can't breathe. >> Cuz I got you. Oxygen in a can.

Oh, no way. I think that one might have had some methane in it. >> We only have three classes left until the final exam.

But at this rate, Alex and Bak are not making it out of detention. >> Listen up. You two are going to copy every single word in this dictionary.

I got to go take a dump. You better be done by the time I get up. >> Luckily for us, we've got all the time in the world, cuz this is the next fan school product, the unripable toilet paper.

Earlier today, I replaced every single roll of toilet paper at the school with this. You can't rip it. He's not going to be able to wipe his ass.

You guys can't see it yet, but I'm actually already wearing the next band school product. AI powered contact lenses. You can use it to look up anything or anyone.

Check this out. And these can give you X-ray vision. >> Yeah, I got them, too.

Yeah, this is my favorite band product. >> Why you looking at me like that? >> So, that unreable toilet paper should buy us enough time to test another band school product, an airbag.

I'm going to put this airbag in the detention teacher seats, and the next time he sits down, it should explode and launch him through the roof. Now we wait. Hopefully Alex's banned product works.

Next for us is science class. Now we're experimenting with dangerous products that are banned in schools. Starting with this pendulum.

Think fast, big boy. God. >> Our next banned school product is this electric Tesla coil.

Banned because students would get electrocuted. Now before we test this on ourselves, we're going to work our way up. Starting with this flower.

Let's find out what happens in three, two, one. Whoa, dude. It's coming out of all the pedals.

Level two raw shrimp. Let's see what happens to it. Let's do it.

>> Look, the sparks are coming out of its head. Is that going to happen to us? >> Now it's finally time to test it on ourselves.

Let's see what happens. >> Oh no. Wait, this feels kind of nice.

And it has this tingling sensation. Tingling sensation. Tingling sensation.

OOH. This laser got banned because it's so powerful it can actually melt your skin. And we're gonna find out if that's true by seeing how many balloons this laser can pop.

Ready? HERE WE GO. >> OH MY GOD.

>> Two more. >> It popped all five balloons in like 5 seconds. I see why it's banned.

>> Wait, no. I'm kidding. >> The next B school product is this plasma cannon.

And I'm going to show you why it's banned. To show you how powerful this is, I'm going to knock over all OF THESE CANS. >> WHAT?

>> You guys might want to get out of here. 2. >> Oh my god.

The next man product is this fire extinguisher ball. It's meant to put out fires, but it got banned because it's basically a bomb. LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS.

OH MY GOD, IT WORKED. IT did way more damage than a fire would have. These should definitely stay banned.

This is the world's largest water rocket. Banned from schools because a group of students launched it so high it hit a helicopter and caused IT TO CRASH. >> THAT'S HORRIBLE.

Count me down in 3 2 1. WAIT, IT'S COMING BACK DOWN. OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING BACK DOWN.

HEY, >> GUYS. I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

I GOT IT. I GOT IT. I got it.

>> Yeah. >> Our next fan school products are helium and sulfur. >> Wait, they got banned because it changes your voice, right?

>> Actually, they got banned because it was distracting. Okay, which one makes my voice deeper? That would be the sulfur.

Let me try that. WA WA >> WO. >> My voice is deep.

>> Wait, so that helium is going to make my voice higher, right? >> That's correct. >> All right, let me try.

>> Oh my god. >> I am a fan. I'M A SUBSCRIBER.

>> ME TOO. ME TOO. >> Me too.

>> Me too. >> Wait, everyone here is a subscriber except me. >> WHAT' YOU SAY?

ARE YOU messed up? Get the hell out of here. >> Meanwhile, the detention teacher was about to fall for Alex's band product, the unrippable toilet paper.

The hell? I won't care. Hey, I need something to wipe with.

Let me use your shirt. Hell no. I wasn't ASK Here he comes.

Let's see if he sits on air. >> Hey, you idiot. LET MY FRIENDS GO.

>> I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON. >> TOO BAD I'M A SLOW LEARNER. A DEAR put that there.

>> And now we're testing more band school products and lunch. And the food here literally looks horrible. >> Enjoy.

>> Well, good thing I have my next band school product. This lunchbox. >> Huh?

Why is a lunchbox banned? >> When you open a lunch box, there's nothing there. But check this out.

>> What? >> A secret compartment where you can store your favorite snack. >> No way, dude.

This is sick. >> Oh, Alan, is this peanut butter? >> Yeah, that's actually the next school product because peanut butter is such a common allergy in schools.

>> Alan, I think my cheeks are swelling up. >> Tanner, are you sure you're allergic to peanut butter? >> No, Alan, I swear my cheeks are swelling up.

>> Dude, your cheeks look fine. I got to get out of here. >> Damn.

>> Is that on the menu? >> It's juicy back there. >> Well, that got me excited.

So, the next band school product is this Pringle can. So, when someone reaches in for a Pringle, they're getting more than just a Pringle. Let me show you why it's banned.

Oh, and for this to work, I need to pretend to be asleep. Just trust me. Oh, Pringles.

And he's asleep. Using banned school products, huh? Well, I've got a ban school product of my own.

The HeadC Crusher was banned in the 1800s. Teachers use it on students who understand. You guys are on strike, too.

If I catch you using one more band school product, that'll be your heads. The next band school product is glass bottles because students would play spin the bottle during lunch. >> Wait, I'm not playing.

Yeah. Where are the girls at? >> They'll be here soon.

Let me show you why I got banned. >> What the? Looks like Bubba's having SHINE NOW.

I feel like we should have done something. >> We've only got one more class before the final exam. So, Alex and Boach need an escaped detention before it's too late.

We got to find a way out of here. You got any ideas? Wait.

I got this bad product. A realistic human face. The kids will go out on his desk.

I can put this face on, pretend to be a janitor, and get us out of here. But don't you think I should be the one to put it on? No, I've got it.

>> I'm here to clean your desk. >> And who are you? >> I'm the janitor.

>> We don't have a janitor at this school. >> Well, you got one now. >> All right, fine.

I've had a long day. >> While Bach is up there looking for the keys, I have a plan B. I'm going to call Allan so he can break us out of here.

Hey, why don't you start over here? >> Okay. Okay.

>> Honestly, I don't even know why I go on my phone sometimes cuz the first thing I see on every app is negative comments about me. You're fat. You're ugly.

Nah, bro. Just lock in. >> Hey, why don't you start on the other side now?

Okay. Okay. But luckily, I just downloaded this app called Coverstar, and I can't wait to try it because it's all positive.

We love you, Alex. Alex is a skinny king. Skinny legend.

Coverstar is actually just like Tik Tok. But if I'm scrolling and posting, I'd much rather be doing it here where no one's making fun of me for being fat. Even though I'm just big boned.

Me and Allan just joined CoverStar. And if you join, too, you can follow us at Stokes Twins. >> Wait a minute.

Something's not right. Gotcha. Oh, you have no idea what I'm about to do to you.

Before we take the final exam, we're testing more band school products in everybody's favorite class, recess. Our next van school product is this taser gun. >> And I'll show you why it got banned.

>> Tanner, I think you're holding it wrong. Allan, just count me down >> in three, two, one. >> HIT SWITCHES OFF.

>> JUST TURN IT OFF. >> The next fan school product is this giant water balloon. And it was banned because it would get so big students would get trapped inside.

We just have to wait for it to fill up. Good luck, Sean. In order to get out, I got to wait for it to bust.

Yeah. >> The next product that's banned from schools is a skateboard. >> All right, Zach, show us what you got.

>> WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING. >> WELL, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING PUSH-UPS ON THE SIDEWALK? >> YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT BIG BACK?

>> WHAT YOU CALL ME HEAD? >> YO, you good? You guys can't see, but I'm doing something else that's banned at school.

>> What? All I did was pee my pants. So, I've noticed all day long Tanner's been hitting his vape.

And vapes are actually banned in all schools. So, because of that, I took his vape away from him. And now Tanner's throwing a fit.

>> YOU DON'T NEED IT, TANNER. >> IT'S TIME TO MAKE A CHANGE. ALL RIGHT, SEAN.

IT'S ABOUT A POP. >> YEAH, I'M READY. >> That's why I got banned.

>> You stole my water balloon water. >> This is a human slingshot. It got banned because it's basically a giant rubber band that makes players launch into each other.

>> That sounds like fun. GO. >> My plan worked perfectly.

Cat's in the perfect position for her. >> Oh my god, I'm stuck. You two are lucky.

I have a final exam to go to. Don't move. >> We've passed every class using band school products.

But none of that matters if we can't pass the final exam. >> Listen up. THIS IS YOUR FINAL EXAM.

Cheating on this exam is impossible. IF YOU GET CAUGHT CHEATING, you're going to jail. You may begin.

>> We've got a problem in the field. Over. >> Okay.

So, I have this fake water bottle here with a secret compartment. >> I hid all the answers right here. >> What is that?

It >> just It's just water. I'm watching you. >> 55 minutes left.

Everyone get back to work. That was way too close. Hey.

Hey, show me. Okay, got it. Cat, hurry.

Now's your chance. >> I've got all the answers hidden right here. He's never going to catch me.

Tyler, your turn. >> Don't worry, guys. I got everything right here.

>> Hey, what's going on with your neck? >> Uh, I got hit by a chair. >> Watch yourself.

>> Class, you have 30 minutes left. I've got the best van product yet. He'll never find it.

>> He'll never know I'm using a fake arm. Hey, Charlton. What's the next answer?

Hurry. He's going to see you. >> 20 minutes left.

>> I've got all my answers in this Sharpie. I'm definitely passing this test. Okay, now's the perfect opportunity.

Wish me luck. >> Hey guys, get ready. >> Hey, I have a question about number 27.

Everyone, look. Oh, okay. Thanks.

That helped a lot. Whoa. Look, all the answers.

>> Hey, what's going on here? Get back here. You can't catch me, oldie.

>> What the hell was that? >> Uh, they're tattoos. >> All right, class.

You have 5 minutes left. >> You'll never expect a pencil bag. All right, Zach, what do you got?

Gotcha. Whoa. >> I thought you were cheating.

>> Oh, I'm bald. >> Class, continue. One minute.

>> My lipstick trick is definitely better than his beanie. I hid all the answers right here. >> What is that?

Stand up. You're hiding something. >> I swear I saw something.

All right, guys. Get out of here. Look, help me first.

What's going on? Get the HELL OUT OF HERE NOW. HELLO.

Is anyone there?