today we're settling one of the most heated rivalries in the horse World English versus Western it's class versus chaos and probably some epic fails along the way on one side we have Bella who's more polished than a trophy room out of Royal Palace on the other side we have Angelina who is living proof that dirt isn't just made for the ground it's a fashion statement they'll face a series of ridiculous challenges to prove which writing style reign supreme or who just survives the [Music] day me and been riding since we were three we are dedicated
equestrians I ride every single day for 6 hours straight and if I come home with mud on my pants my mother puts me with the homeless man underneath the bridge Taco you can't be anything less than Perfection I was born out of a horse and it's in my DNA to ride huh Bubba today is your day boy we're going to win the rodeo boy unfortunately I've been elected to be their judge today we're going to see which riding discipline wins I don't even know why i' let them in the same Barn have you ever watched
two dumpster fires have a conversation yeah that's today I do have my respect for Weston but she she's a n poop she cannot ride to save her life she beat me last year at the competition by one point okay so I'm not going to let you do this again like do you think I'm going to win cameraman huh huh cameraman huh yes thank you thank you she's psycho do you see her shaking the cameraman I would never do that to you no I think this competition should be really easy I mean last year I beat
her ass where Bubba's goat looked so shiny I Spit on in the spit way I think I'll win okay the first challenge is a grooming challenge I want these horses clean enough to eat off of okay to earn your first point you have 2 minutes and whoever's horse is the cleanest wins darling huh we need to win today we are going to win today and tomorrow we celebrate cuz last time we didn't win because you couldn't go over that simple jump and everyone gave me crap about it jeez Bubba you're looking nicer than Yer nice
piece of shw right there Yep this is definitely going to be a mess 3 2 1 go you just scared the horses remember darling if they see body lost Taco darling your pents matters so much nothing less than Perfection you know when you win when their B Dunk Dunk shines like a star let's get it I can see why you're addicted to this hay no no no no no you must be cleaner but you're going to look amazing for your competition I ashamed of what she does she doesn't have seven steps that's bare minimum right
there literally she calls her hes but a bonk aunk she's so there's a toothbrush count English people they always have that seven step routine all you need is a curry comb and a scrunchie or whatever this is called brush and you're all good okay girls time's up brushes down only done 10 steps [Music] [Music] hello brushes down since I have to judge these two freak shows here's what I found Taco was okay looking it looks like that 12ep routine really is important he wasn't too bad but on the other hand he stank bad and he
had dirt on his spine very unnecessary looks like English gets the point this round of course I won it's me for goodness sake that babbling biscuit of course she didn't win now I know I did sabotage but it's practically like the wind carried it I mean I practically didn't do anything but yes I won camera man yeah you didn't expect it did you Bryce I don't think Bubba stink I mean if if he did stink I would smell it you know I can smell anything with hair yeah you know who does stink and stinks when
one their sore loser Bella yeah she really stinks you hear me you stink next up for round two is tacking up their horses I'm going to be judging who can tack up their horse the best tacking Up's going to be a blast my world record was 30 seconds yes 30 seconds oh yeah mean and Bubba we have a tack process you put it you strap it and you haul it we got this why am I holding a chicken oh this is my little good luck charm yes I pet it every single time and before I
have a competition and I always win except last year my other one died but this is my new one pinion Western Way is the only way the key to putting on your saddle is to put it on gingerly unlike Angelina softly put it on there lovely and a nice thing about Western time versus English is English it doesn't fall off so easily it's okay Taco this is why we go on a diet she has to put her horse on a diet we represent Bubba's chiness other thing about Wesson is you don't have to go each
side and TI up so make sure the sound doesn't involv all you got to do is boom boom boom boom I mean just look at my saddle come on come C come just look at it leathery beautiful so much better looking than a western s you hear that Angelina okay your time is up let's see who did better [Applause] [Music] stop trying to watch for judge you back [Music] huh you both had some functions like I expected um so we're just going to give them each one point she clearly cheated she had to there's no
way she was good enough to get equally at a point for me it doesn't even make any sense physically come here come here come here the math is not maing okay I knew I was going to get ahead I mean her lousy job with putting on that saddle yeah I knew I was going to get it Go W all right let's see which two weirdo has a better job in the saddle of course she's starting with the winner this is a Mojo Dojo C type thing so we got this in the back of course she's
starting with the winner yeah I'm saying it out loud Angelina winner [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right that's not too bad thought she'd do [Music] worse all right Bella let's see a caner oh yes me and taco we're just so much better than everybody that wasn't too bad that caner was a little iffy but let's see what western L's going to do we're going to do good okay for this part let's see what your Trot looks like I bet it's going to look like a dying hyena yeah attack the chickens [Music] attack I am ashamed to
be her trainer her arms look like wet spaghetti noodles like I said English is better than Western bubs get going get going bubs come on come on you're not backpack okay now let's see what your lope looks like let go let go what the I think I won well I clearly won this run she looked like an octopus after it gets fried raw by the Chinese she making fun of me at least I don't look like I'm in a Zoomba classes stick up my rear well I was watching I had a full body cringe I
mean just full body she looks like a whale after it tries to get off the shore just like no one does that and the winner of this round goes to the Western Rider you know I think she really needs that extra point for our last and final challenge to see who's going to break the tie we're doing an obstacle challenge Annabella is going to do her amazing jumps and Angelina's going to tackle the barrels and if I'm being completely completely honest I don't think this is going to go well okay Angeline you have 15 seconds
to run this Barrel pattern go we got this in the bag okay [Music] that was easier than putting underwear on in the first thing in the morning all right it's Bella's turn let's see how that My Little Pony can do see I was born to jump when I came out of my mother's womb I shot so far out of her I jumped over a jump onto a horse [Music] see that's how Champions do it ooh judging this one's going to be super hard the overall competition was easy peasy except an Angelina won that one round
it was just so stupid is my hair okay give me okay no it's good it's always good it's always good my barrels were so much better than her lame jump she jumped once I turned three barrels maybe four if you count the invisible one that I saw me and Takota could have just done way better than what she could have ever done this one's going to be tough to judge they both did some good parts and some bad I think I know who I'm going to pick this was very tough to J but I know
who the winner is the winner is Angelina move get out of my way yeah come here
