[clattering] - [cat] Get away from me. - [dog giggles] [cat] Dog, get away from me. - [dog] I'm comin' for you, kitty. - [cat] Don't chase me. [dog chuckles] I'm gonna get you. - [cat exclaims] - [clattering] - ["Bad Reputation" plays] - Gotta get away from the dog. Whoo. Runny-runny, runny-runny. Whoo. - Hiss. - [laughing] Ha. Whoa. [both grunt] [dog] Ooh. [laughs] Whaddya gonna do now? [song stops] Ugh. - [song resumes] - [cat exclaiming] - Wait. I wasn't finished licking. - [grunting] Oh. - [cat] Okay, I got a cramp. No. - Whoo. - [cat] Cramp.
No. - I love you. Puddy, Pud-Pud. - [dog] Ah. [grunts] - [clattering] [song ends] [panting] [whimpers] [sighs] Ho-ho. - Finally ditched the dog. - [window thuds] Bird. [cooing] Bird. [groans] The handsome predator doesn't give up. Ah. Fearsome, yet graceful… [grunts, groans] He leaps through the air, filling his prey with both fear and respect. Ugh. - [cooing] - [grunting] Okay, we'll call it a draw. I wasn't really trying, anyway. [dog] Wu-Tang! Ha. Do you see her, Pud? Do you see Human? [dog] That's not her. That's not her. That's not her. Think she had a good day?
She probably missed me. I missed her. You miss her? Human is the best. Pud, what happened to your face? - Just go away. - Whoa. - I'll kiss it better. - No, no, no. No kisses. Oh yeah, I forgot. Is Human here yet? I don't know. It could be hours. Okay, let's play, then. - [exclaims] - [gasps] Ah. [grunts] [both grunt] [both] Save the photo. [both gasp] - I'll get it. - No, I'll get it. - I'll get it. - No, I'll get it. - I'll get it. - No, I'll get it. [both grunting] [slo-mo]
I'll get it. [grunts, groans] That was close. - [clatters] - I'm okay. Let's get you back home. [Pud] ♪ Human and Pud Are smilin' in a photo ♪ Ew. Much better. - [winces] - Where is Human? She's been gone forever. I counted. Why does she even go out at all? Families should be together all the time. - [Pud] Family? You? - [gasps] Me and Human are a family. You're just a weirdo who showed up and drooled on everything. Ehh… [Pud] You've only known Human for what, five seconds? I know. And I love her. Well, I've
been loving Human for years. I'm gonna bring Human her slippers. And her blanket. [gasps] And her book. And the magazine she reads instead of her book. Belly. If anyone is bringing Human her stuff, it's gonna be me. You just chew on everything. I'll bring the best gift, me and Mousey Friend. [Pud high voice] Good idea. [normal voice] Mousey Friend. - I'll help. - No. No chewing on Mousey Friend. Whee. - No, stop. Let go of Mousey Friend. - [giggling] - [keys jingle] - [both gasp] [lock clicks] - Human is home. Human's home. - Ah… [grunts]
- Human's home. Human's home. - [Pud] Human's home. [both] Human's home. - [both] Ahh… - [latch clicking] Which email? Oh… Oh… When did you send it? [gasps] Pudding and Ham, look at you two little floofballs. [both exclaim] - I could just eat you. - [Ham] Hi, Human. - No. Not you, Ms. Mosley. - [Pud and Ham jabbering] [Human] No, I won't eat you. - Okay. Okay, I'll get it done. Mm-hm. - [both continue jabbering] Uh, no, of course. - Okay. I'm opening it now. - [moans] [Human] Just give me a second. Here it is. Human's
not even looking at us. Are we invisible now? Pud, can you still see me? Am I a ghost? Did I die? Unfortunately not. We need to do something. I know. She needs a big family hug. Ew. No. What she needs is some Pud belly rubs… - Mmm. - [Human] Um, yes. Ooh. That is nice. - Oh. - It's not for you. Uh, I don't see it anywhere. Family hug time. - It's tummy time. - Hugs. Tummy time. Hugs. No hug. - Yes. Absolutely, Ms. Mosley. - [Pud and Ham bickering] Family hug. Ooh. What the…? Huh?
Um, yes, uh, I'm listening. [grunts] Wha…? How are you so impossibly strong? [grunts] It's the power of love. Also, I have been following along when Human does yoga. - [Ham grunts] - [Pud] Agh. Dog Rule 437: No hugging. [Human] I know, I'm looking. Look, I'll get it done. I'm doing everything I can… Just… I'm getting it done. [sighs] I'm gonna get it done. Is dinner ready? Is dinner ready? Is dinner ready? It's dinner time, we should be pumped. Human looks pretty stressed. [high voice] Maybe you should jump on the counter and strut. [normal voice] Good
idea, Mousey Friend. Let's get this kitty pumped. I just need to get up there and do my thing. Pump that kitty. Pump that kitty. - [Ham] Pump. Pump. Pump. - No, I'm busy. - Come on. - Stop it. [grunting] - [grunts] Fashion. Elegance. Glamour. Ah. - [Human] Mm-hm. - Hey, where'd she go? - [Human] Mm-hm. Got it. Hmm. - On it. - Fashion. Elegance. Glamour. Grace. - Smolder. Nailing it. Vogue. - So graceful. Like a sock full of delicious pudding. How are you doing that? I wanna try. [grunting, sighs] Flashion. Elephants. Glamour-sauce. Boulders. Oh no.
No. My beautiful floof. - [groaning] - [Human] Ah! No. [electricity crackling] Oh. No, no, no. No. [whimpers] Oh… [electricity crackles, echos] Must slurp up chili. [high voice] It's kind of Ham's fault. [normal voice] We should tell Human. [Ham moans] Oh… So much floor meat. You're gonna get it, dog. Oh, I can't believe this is happening. I'll clean up. [gulping] - [gasps] - [tense music plays] Ah. Ham, I can't believe how many times I have to tell you, do not lick the power outlet. [electricity crackles] Really? Licking a sparkle box? That's dumb, even for you. -
[electricity crackles] - Ah. [Human] Oh no, look at this mess. [high voice] The dog is doomed. [normal voice] I know. Just watch and enjoy. [snickers] Pudding. Pudding. [shouts] Pudding! - Huh? - [Human] Look what you made me do. You're the older brother. I expected more from you. - [somber music plays] - [Human] Ugh. [sighs] Pud? Hey. You want to play zoomies? Bury me in your litter box? Pud? Pud? Hugs? Kisses? - [Human] Oh… - Huh? [Human] I have to fix it. - [Human sighs] - Don't be sad, Human. Would it help to hear about the
stuff I did today? Um, I touched my butt, barked at a mailman, barked at my butt, rubbed my butt on the carpet. - I rubbed my butt on the mailman… - [sighs] Ham. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. - I watched Pud nap, I touched my butt… - Please, Ham, not now. - I'm never gonna make this deadline. - [Ham jabbering] Maybe if I turn it off and on again, right? - [electricity crackles] - Ow. [groans] [thunder rumbles] [shudders] Oh… I guess not. Ugh. Ms. Mosley is going to kill me. I'm not even hungry anymore. But… dinnertime…
- [somber music plays] - Hmm. Human's never yelled at me before. [high voice] It's that dumb dog's fault. Yeah. Yeah, she just showed up without being invited and took everything. My toys, my dinner, my human. My life was ruined the minute she set one paw inside our house. [sighs] And now Human doesn't love me anymore. [electricity sizzles, crackles] [thunder rumbles] [upbeat soft music plays] Dog is awake. Morning, Human. It's me, the dog, here to cheer you up. Let me tell you about my dreams. Remember the one where I'm in my eggplant costume on the tricycle,
those bikes with three wheels, but mine had two, which is crazy… [gasps] Human? Where'd you go? Uh, that's weird. We always have morning cuddles. She can't have gotten out of bed already. Human? Human. [sniffs] Banilla… Human? Ugh. That annoying, dumb dog, always ruining everything. [groans] Unlike you, Mousey Friend. You'd never do me wrong, right? [high voice] I love you. Uh. [Pud] Just look at her. Even her face makes me mad. Maybe, if I fold this… Pud. Pud. Have you seen Human? No, you haven't, because she's gone. Yeah, I know. And it seems she left without
giving us breakfast. [scoffs] No breakfast? She'd never do that. It doesn't make any sense. It is weird. Anyway, I don't care. Not after how she treated me. We gotta find her. Wait, are you going somewhere? N-yes? No, you're not coming with me, so don't talk about it… with me. Are you going to find Human? [gasps] That's the best idea you've ever had. [chuckles nervously] I… well, uh… It'll be like a road trip. [gasps] And I know exactly what we need. My leash. Yeah. Human will wanna take me for a walk when we find her. There's
no room for your dumb leash. I need all the space for this beautiful, magnificent bell that jingles and jangles with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. [whispers] Reveal your secrets to me. - How do you both jingle and jangle? - [jingling and jangling] I'm gonna pack my leash. [gasps] Let's put it in the bag. - [Ham grunts] - [grunts] Go away. Don't touch my stuff. But I need my walkies. - [Pud] I want that jingly bell. - Leash. - Jingly bell. - Leash. - [Ham jabbers] Leash. - I want that jingly bell. Slap fight
queen wins again. Curse these soft and pillowy hands. [gasps] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. When we get out there, you can take me for a walk. [Pud scoffs] I would rather sink into water and stop breathing. Also, you're not coming. - [belly grumbles] - Oh. Me hungy. There's plenty of dog biscuits to go around. [chuckles] Forget that. If Human couldn't be bothered to make me breakfast, then maybe I'll help myself to some of her food. Ooh. I think you should try that orange juice stuff. That juice that's orange. You'll love it. It's full of vibadims. Yeah,
well, milk has vibadims and calcibum. So… Okay. I'm gonna get you the juice. No, I said I wanted the milk. - I'm gonna do it. I want milk. - [Ham grunting] Come on. - [Ham] Juice, juice, juice… - Milk… [grunting] - [Pud] Gimme the-- Why's it so far away? - Juice. Come on. Ooh… - [Ham grunts] - [grunts] Sit. Hum. [suspenseful music plays] [gulping and moaning] Wha-wha-wha…? - What? - Uh… Wha…? - What? - Wha…? What? - What? - Wha… What? Say it. Uh… [shouts] …weird thing! Huh? Hello there. [gasps] [retching] Oh no. Oh no.
No, please, don't. [continues retching] Oh my dog, I threw up. I threw up. Gasp. [clattering] [beeping] - [tense chiptune plays] - [sighs] Where am I? Agh. The house is on fire. Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no. A fire shaped like Ham? - [fire laughing] - Owie. This fire is laughing at me. Okay, I gotta put it out. Would a ladle help? Maybe a blanket? I guess I could get some water with this or cover the fire? I don't know what to do. Fire hurts, don't want to touch fire. Water maybe helps. But the blanket.
Why? Why is this happening to me?! I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Okay, I gotta find some water. [grunting] [grunts] Dang it. [fire flares, laughs loudly] I gotta get more. Gotta get more. Oh no, no, no, no. Ahh! [groans] Okay… Bwang… [phlegmy grunt] Wait, didn't I just cough you up? Cough? [retches] I birthed myself from your soft guts on my own accord. I'm a manifestation of your deepest, most inner-- - That's what I said. I coughed you up. - Silence. I bring you destiny. You cannot conceive the threads of
fate that weave so delicately around you. But listen well. If you choose the right path, you will find the Amulet. What's the Amulet? The Amulet is all. But nothing. Eternal, and yet, never. - Where-- - Oh, so it's like a necklace. Yes. It is a necklace. Oh, forget it. Follow your belly, find the path. Belly grumbles. - [clacking claws] - Pud. Pud. Pud. Pud. Pud. Pud. Pud. Hairball? Amulet? Hamulet? It's just Ham. Anyway, have you met whatever this is? She came out of the fridge, but we can't eat her. I tried. [crunches] Hello. I am
I.T. A unit who works for the Universe Corporation, the company that maintains the entire Universe. So, why are you here? I'm doing my job. Got it. What's a job? - A job is a purpose. - [whimsical tune plays] What you live for. Your reason for existing. Oh. Okay. I guess we have jobs, too, then. Human is our job. Noted. My job is to retrieve small objects, like socks, buttons, or coins, that humans drop and accidentally slip between different dimensions. It's what you might call "rewarding." - Okay, so… why are you in our fridge? - [music
stops] Oh. Well, I wasn't able to do my actual job anymore. So I decided to try a new job, organizing your refrigerator. You see, I don't have anything to do now that all the humans are gone. - [dramatic stinger plays] - [both gasp] The humans are gone? [Ham] No, no, no. All the humans are gone. [Pud] Where is everyone? It's so empty. [Pud splutters] Oh no. But our Human is a human. She can't really be gone, can she, Pud? She's our family. Where is everyone? I wondered that too. But, unfortunately, my gear is malfunctioning, So
I've lost connection to headquarters. - [Pud] Where's headquarters? - Is it that weird tower over there? [Pud] Has that always been there? Yes, but it's normally only visible to units like me. Must be another malfunction. So… someone in there would know something about where Human went. Oh no. No. Please don't say we should go to that tower. We should go to that tower, find Human, then you can hug her and everything will be fine again. Duh. But what about my new job organizing your food? Well, we did find you in our fridge, right? That is
correct. So, that makes you family, And family sticks together. You know, I think your new job should be to come to the Tower with your family. I accept the position. [chimes] No, you need to stay here in case Human comes back. I'm headin' out alone. No, you have to come with us, Pud. You need your family. I can do fine without you or anyone. - [pigeon] Wha… - [both gasp] [thrilling music plays] - [both exclaiming] - [building rumbling] This family is going to the Tower. We're going to find Human and fix all of this. -
I am heading out alone. - [grunting] With me and Mousey Friend. [automated voice] Choose your player. My backpack. [grunts] Let go, dog. [grunting] Must stay together. Don't tell me what to do. [grunts] Give me back my backpack. [Ham] If I don't tell you, how will you know what to do? [Pud] Your hands are all over it, making it disgusting. It's my backpack. [groans] - [building rumbling] - Ah. [grunts] - [whimpering] - [Ham gasps] You're gonna die, Pud. We gotta get outta here. Whoa. I don't like big birds. I don't-- [Ham screams] [building rumbles, clatters] [grunting]
Whoo. I guess I'm down to eight Puds. [groans] Ow. Seven. [gasps] Oh no. Our home. Everything is just… just gone. Uh. No, no, no, no, no. [squeaks] [sighs] Mousey Friend, at least you're okay. [high voice] What about the dog? [normal voice] Oh no. Ham. [grunts] Okay. Did she make it out? What if she got squished? Human will probably blame me for that too. Ham? Ham. Oh, it's Ham. No one has an instep like her. She's alive. [high voice] And she walked away. [normal voice] She left without me? But… But I'm the one who's supposed to
be running away, not her. That's why I packed my bag. I don't need her, anyway. [grunts] Human left? Great. And so did the stupid dog and the weird weirdo? Who cares? New life, here I come. [wind blows] Why would I want to look for Human when she's the one who left me? Let that dog do it. I don't need either of them. I'm gonna make a brand-new life for myself, all on my own. [high voice] Ah, hello? [normal voice] I mean, on my own with you, Mousey Friend. [high voice] I'll never leave you, Pud. [chuckles]
You better not. Besides, we're gonna do great out here. - [sneezes] - [screams] Scary stripey man! [screams, whimpers] [pants, sighs] It's just outside. It's just outside. I'm cool, I'm brave. [high voice] Maybe we should go inside. [normal voice] If you want to, I'll do it for you. I could stay out. Wanna go inside? Okay. [suspenseful music plays] [high voice] Nice. [normal voice] You know what? I got a good feeling about this place. Are you ready to start our new lives? What should we do first? [high voice] We need to find a place to stay. -
[normal voice] Right. - [belly grumbles] But we also need some food. Oh, a little Pud-sized house. Perfect for a bachelor cat like me. But look at that big, juicy fish. [high voice] Perfect for your big belly. [normal voice] Should we pick out a place to stay, or grab a snack first? [high voice] Time's of the essence for first-time buyers like you. However, it's also important to stay healthy and fed. [normal voice] You bring up some good points, bud. [belly grumbles] You win, belly. High four. [humming] [gasps] - [dance music plays] - ♪ Gimme gimme sushi…
♪ Ah, yum-yums in my tum-tums, yum-yums in my… [high voice] Focus. [normal voice] Right, sorry. [grunting] I can't believe Human knew about places like this and didn't tell me. Another betrayal. Mark it up. Well, who's in charge now? Pud is. And I got them fish. Ahh… Uh, Mousey Friend? What's goin' on? Uhh… [tense music plays] Ahh. [grunts, screams] What's going on? Am I dying? - [whimpers] - [electricity crackles] Huh? [groans] Where am I? Wha… What happened? - [noisemakers] - [fanfare plays] Con-catulations. You're our one millionth cat-stomer. Your prize is you have one whole minute to
eat anything and everything you can get your paws on. I'm sorry. Huh? - And your time starts… meow. - [clock cuckoos] Wait a second, really? All-you-can-eat fish? Where do I start? Exotic fish? Shellfish? Exotic fish are the kind of food An independent, gentle-cat like me deserves. But shellfish look like giant bugs, and Human hates it when I eat bugs. That'll show her. [high voice] Yeah. Give me some too. Yum, yum, yum, yum. Exotic fish wins. Clownfish, Sea Ponies, oh, and piranhas. Human would never let me eat something that could eat me. [angelic choir sings] That
fish. I need that fish. [grunts] [giggles] [gobbles] Mmm. Yum, yum. I feel woozy. Uh, what? Ooh. You're tall for a pig. Oh. That's because I'm an Orc. Yeah, I said that. Didn't you hear what I said? You're a… Orc. Am I dead? No, but I am… because this outfit is killer. Oh shush, look at this. I'm bootiful. - Oh, I'm bootiful. - [chuckles] Yeah. What should I put on you next? I got Baby Bows and I got Beast Bows. Whoa, it's so cute and soft. This one's all scary and pointy. Now, put it on Mousey
Friend. Okay, now, put it on my butt. What, are we havin' fun here? [chuckles] Okay. Looking good. Yass, cat. - [bow shatters] - I'm a bad boy. Rawr. [grunts] What is going on here? What are you going on here? Anyway, who are… who are you? Orc, are you dressing another kitty? Uh, Kitty, I love all kitties. I'm sorry. Yeah, and I deserve to be pretty kitty. Bring it. [grunts] [Kitty grunting] [Pud] Ow. - [Kitty grunts] - No. [retches] I should be more careful about what I put in my mouth. - [belly grumbles] - Oh. I
gotta eat something quick. Three-two-one. Time's up. - [buzzer sounds] - No. Turd patrol. I wasted my minute. But as a bonus prize, nine-lifetime supply of your favorite fish. - [tires screech] - [exclaims] No. Why did I even get a bonus prize? [pants] [gasps] [electricity crackling] Oh, it's happening again. What is this weird weirdness? Where did the store go? [cracking] Ahh. [grunting] Blech. Mousey Friend, why is this weird dust so cold and wet? I hate it. I should be at home in my blanket being hand-fed delicious snacks by Human. No. No. No. No. That was my
old life. I don't need Human. [high voice] She's probably feeding the dog your snacks. [normal voice] Forget those two. Let's find some food. Pfft. This place is dumb. [high voice] I bet Ham would love this because she's dumb too. [normal voice] Yeah. Ham can do her dumb finding-Human thing while I'm gonna do my… [muffled] …not-dumb-at-all succeeding-at-life thing. [grunts] - [belly grumbles] - Oh, I really need snacks. [ominous music plays] [gasps] Snack palace. This is my kind of place. And it is exactly how I decorate. Mousey Friend, let's see if anyone's home and ask what's for
dinner. I'm sure they're very hospitable. I am very lovable. But what if they're not hospitable and they want us for dinner? Maybe we should sneak in just to see what we're dealing with. [high voice] Oh, are you chicken, Pud? [normal voice] I'm not chicken. I'm being cautious. [high voice] Then again, maybe we should play it safe. [normal voice] Ha-ha. Look who's chicken now, Mousey. You know what? Too much weird stuff has been happening. This time, I'm gonna be more careful. [grunting] [clattering] [groans] Ooh… [sniffs] [chortles] Something smells amazing. [sniffs] Mm. Oh, delicious. Just like how
Human used to order it. Hmm. [exclaims] [Pud groans] Where am I? [Pud exclaims] You… You slipped and fell, but… but I took care of you. Yes, you're a good patient. Who's a good girl? [clicks teeth] Um, I really don't know. You are. You're a good girl. - Well, I'm not a girl. - [shouts] You're a good girl. I'm the best girl. I dressed you in jammies to keep you warm. Now, I'll be right back. Just need to check on the chili. [laughs loudly] Why am I tied up? [grunts] [gasps, exclaims] What the…? No. He dressed
me up like a dog? This is crazy. Mousey Friend, help me. [high voice] Oh no. [growls] - Stirring my chili. - [gasps] What should we do Mousey Friend? [high voice] If we distract him, we can make it out the window. [normal voice] Or, or, or we could hide and wait for a better chance. [high voice] Good idea. Let's distract him. [normal voice] That's not what I said. I wanna hide. [high voice] No, distract. [normal voice] Why do you never take my side? This is like the time you made me eat my vomit. [high voice] Oh,
come on. You loved it. [Pud] Come on. We'll hide in the closet. We'll be safe in here. [rubber squeaks] Uh, hello? - [horrific stinger plays] - Ah. Ham. Ham. Ham. Ham. - [crying] - [popping loudly] One day, you'll be a balloon too. - [screams] - Ceiling fan. [grunts] [whimpering] Ah. [whimpers] [grunts] [ominous music plays] Human? Is that you? Where are you going? I made chili for you and Mousey Friend. Why do you always have to be so ungrateful, Ham? Wait a second, Ham? Mousey Friend? But that means… you're me? I'm not Ham, you're Ham. I'm
Pud. [gasps] Look, I'm sorry I ran away all those years ago, Ham. - But-- - I thought I didn't need you or Human. - But no-- - I kept myself alive, hoping I'd find you again someday, and I did. - [groans] What? - I missed you, you little dummy. But don't worry, we'll be together forever now. - Forever. - No, thanks. [exclaims] - Ah. - Get off of me. [Hermit Pud] No. [both exclaiming] - [Hermit Pud] I don't wanna do this. Hey. - No. [pants] [grunts] [pants] [high voice] Punch him in the face. [normal voice]
What?! {\an8}[high voice] There's no peaceful solution. He'll never let you run away. Kick him in the neck. [normal voice] Really? - [grunts] - Ahh. [rumbling] - [gasps] - Wetness. [Pud cries] [yelling] [grunts] [grunts] Hello? Future lonely weirdo me? [sighs] [high voice] We're in the clear. [normal voice] I hope so. He seemed messed up without Human and Ham. You don't think running away is gonna make me turn out like that? [high voice doubtfully] Um, no… [normal voice] Where are we anyway? [gasps] Wait a second, is that chili? Yum, yum, yum… [laughs] See? Finding food was no
problem at all. [gasps] [Pud quietly] Meow… That must be the Tower. Hey, this is where Ham and that talking soda can were heading. Maybe they're inside. Maybe Ham found Human. [grunts] [groaning] I mean… [chuckles] …not that I care what she did. I'm just gonna go in there and show them just how great I'm doing without them. So, that's why I'm walking that way… What is this place? - [gasps] - [electricity crackles] What happened here? Ah. [faint beeping] Uh…? [whimpering] [grunts, whimpers, gasps] - That's the soda can. - [squeaks] I.T.? Is she sleeping? I should go
check on her, right? Or maybe I should go demand answers. It's not like we're friends. [high voice] Interrogate her. [normal voice] But that green goop. What if she's hurt? [high voice] Doesn't matter she's hurt. We need answers. [normal voice] We can get answers after we check on her. [high voice] I think you're getting soft, Pud. A little softie. [normal voice] I'll show you soft. - [Pud] Hey. - [groans softly] [glitches] Oh, it's you. That's Mr. You to you. Where's that dumb dog, huh? Where's Human? Tell me what the heck is going on, right meow. -
[electricity crackles] - Ow. Why? It seems like my fried wires are attracted to your bad cattitude. After the giant pigeon destroyed your home, we couldn't locate your mangled corpse, so we assumed you survived and headed for the Tower. But our journey was full of the most unspeakable horrors. We've seen dinosaur chefs, a witch made of meat, a boat that sang. It soon became clear that we were somehow traveling between… [robotic] …multiple worlds and dimensions. [normal voice] All the jumps in reality, shifting dimensions, they're happening because the Universe is broken. Broken? But how does a whole
Universe break? Ham and I came here to find where humans went, But instead, we discovered the Glitch. "The Glitch"? Retrieving file 2C35. Boop-a-doop. When the chili spilled on the already overloaded power outlet, it set off a chain reaction through the fabric of the Universe, causing a catastrophic Glitch that is disrupting and unbalancing all dimensions, reality, and time. Basically, the chili broke the Universe. [dramatic stinger plays] [I.T. grunts] Well, to be more accurate… [glitches] …you broke the Universe. [gasps] No… wait. What do you mean, I broke it? That thing just said it was the chili. [I.T.]
We found this recording of the incident that caused the Glitch. [Pud] Human? - If you watch this part carefully… - [grunts] - [Human and Pud exclaim] - …it appears to be your fault. But it wasn't just me. If Ham hadn't gotten in the way, none of this would've happened. Ham may have played a part in your stumble into Human-- Exactly. It's Ham's fault. But you were the one that instigated competition. That's what I said. It's Ham's fault. [both exclaim in slo-mo] That was clearly Ham's fault. She ruins everything. She's a ruiner of dinnertime. A ruiner
of families. A ruiner of Universes. Huh? Irrevocable video evidence from every conceivable angle points to the fact it was most definitely the cat's fault. See? Computer-face man gets it. Ham stinks. It is what we've all been thinking. - [electricity crackles] - Ow. Why? [I.T.] Pud, if you look-- This is exactly why I ran away. Look at her stupid… [mutters] …dumbness. She was probably trying on purpose to get me in trouble, just so Human would abandon me. Pud, listen, there's something else. That giant pigeon we saw, I thought it had slipped from its own dimension into
yours, but I was wrong. We were not actually in your real home this morning, we were in a different dimension entirely. Wait. Wait, wait. So I'm in the wrong dimension, and Human is back at home? Yes. She should be back in your original dimension, number… [robotic] …255. [dramatic music plays] Huh? [Pud] So, which one is it? Wait, Human didn't abandon me. She does love me. This was all just a big misunderstanding. Oh, I can't wait to tell her, and we will just laugh and laugh. Human, I'm comin' home. Human has to wait. You have to
fix the Glitch. If you don't, the entire Universe will implode. Find Ham. She knows how to fix it, but she's in trouble. She needs your help. But Human is right there, just beyond the door. She needs me. Ham… [glitches] …needs you, too, Pud. Dog can handle the fate of the Universe alone. She's your family. [high voice] You never asked for a sister, Pud. Go back to Human. [normal voice] What if Ham is in danger? [high voice] She can get herself out of it. [normal voice] I'm all she has. [high voice] She's been nothin' but a
problem since you met. [normal voice] After everything I've been through, I have to find Human. I deserve to find Human. But Ham needs you. Ham, Ham, Ham. This is all her fault anyway. She wanted to be the center of attention? Well, now she gets to be. [grunts] - Wait. - [groans] Please don't do this. Eat my spoon, you glowing fishbowl. [Pud grunting] [Pud] Ha. {\an8}Pud. Human would be so disappointed that you abandoned your sister. Ugh. You don't even know Human. You don't have a family. In your face. If you had a face, which you don't,
'cause you're just a pepper grinder with a TV on your head. Ham was wrong. You're just a bad kitty. [computer] Portal closing activated. No. I won't let you, or Ham or anyone, keep me from Human. {\an8}- [grunting] - [alarm blaring] [Pud exclaiming] Agh. Just try and stop me, Universe. ["Crazy Horses" plays] I didn't mean it literally. Stupid, dumb Universe. [hard rock music plays] - [electricity crackling] - [Pud spluttering] Don't… touch the… walls. Ah. [Pud screaming] [screaming] - Ow. Buh. - [song stops] Huh? [fantastical music plays] [sighs] [suspenseful music plays] Uh, hello? Ah. - [portal opens]
- [Pud grunts] [portal closes] [Pud] Finally. Nothing can keep me from Human. [groans] [high voice] You really want her to see you like this? You're a mess. [normal voice] You're a mess. Uh, I do want our reunion to be perfect. I guess I could pop in to the little kitty's room to freshen up, but I'm so excited to see her. [high voice] Well, I hope Human likes her cat charred medium-rare. [normal voice] That does sound tasty. Know what? You're right, Mousey Friend. What's one more minute? After all, Human and I are gonna remember this moment
forever. [whimsical march plays] Hm. Hm. [sniffs] Blech. Ah, uh… [humming] And a little for you, Mousey Friend. [spluttering playfully] Perfect. Human, I'm back, baby. Human, it's your favorite. Pudlington Bear reporting for snuggles. [mysterious music plays] Human? Human? You can stop crying now. Human? Human? Human? I… I don't understand. She was supposed to be here. Oh. Our candle. [sniffs, gasps] A message from Human. - [button clicks] - [Ham] Dear Pud… Ugh, Ham. If you're hearing this, you made it home. A lot has happened. And I know you hate to read. So, I drew you pictures. So
dumb. [Ham] Go to the next card. Don't tell me what to do. [Ham] Bad news. It turns out you broke the Universe. Me? You did it, you floppy donut. [Ham] More bad news. Remember when we woke up and thought Human was gone? These are terrible… Me and I.T. figured out that we were actually gone, and she was home. I know. So, where is she? - It turns out that was wrong too. - Okay. She isn't at home either. In fact, it turns out that the Glitch, the one you caused… [Pud] This is stupid. …deleted all
humans, including ours. [Pud] What? [Ham] I left this page blank for dramatic effect. - [somber music plays] - Human? She's… She's been deleted? [Ham] I know. I cried a lot too. But don't worry. I've got a plan to fly a spaceship I found to the Center of the Universe to stop anything else from getting deleted. It's what Human would've wanted. I know this. Bye. Slobbery kisses, Ham. [paper crinkles] Human is deleted? Gone. I'll never see her again. Never hear her voice. Never feel her fingers scratching me under the chin. - [building rumbling and rattling] -
Hmm? What? [suspenseful music plays] - [heroic music plays] - Ham? Burning. My floof. [grunts] - Wait, is that the Center of the Universe? - [dramatic music plays] So, Ham is off playing hero? Typical. Life takes my tail and it gives her a spaceship. She doesn't even care that Human's gone and my life is over. I hate you, Ham. Your stupid face. Your stupid ears. I hate it all. And your stupid pictures. - [high voice] Eat the pictures. - [normal voice] No. [high voice] Kick them. Yeah. I'll chew these up like I'm chewing on Ham's dumb,
floppy ears. [high voice] Wait. Give 'em a kick, instead, Pud. A good, swift kick is so satisfying. Kick them, Pud. Kick them. [moans in high voice] [normal voice] I'm gonna eat them. [gobbles] [stifling retch] [retches] [grumbles] You again. [scoffs] Hiss. You didn't find the Amulet? What? No. I don't care about your dumb Amulet. Aw, man, I told you, bring it to me. It's Ham's fault. Everything is. But I'm gonna make her pay. Yes… stop the dog. That's your new mission. That was my idea, not yours. Yes, my idea. Magic spell. [grunts] [groans] Uh. Uh… No,
no, no, no, no, no, no. [tense music plays] [groans] Oh, come on. Again? That's also Ham's fault. It's fine, it's fine. I know what I need to do. Human has been deleted. I want to be with Human, so… So… So… So I need to get deleted too. That dog is trying to keep me away from Human, again. But not this time. No, no, no, no, no. We're going to the Center of the Universe, Mousey Friend, and we are going to stop her. [high voice] I will wear her floppy ears as a crown. [thrilling music plays]
[grunting] Ah. [groans] We'll never catch that kibble-brain in time. She had a spaceship, and what do we have? [high voice] Each other? [mocking] "Each other?" [normal voice] Blugh. Not helping. ♪ Singing can help you change your mood And have a pleasant attitude ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ I want that duck. [Duck Boat] ♪ …Happyland 'Cause feeling bad… ♪ - [growls] - [exclaims] - You're mine. - [flowers shriek] [scream] [roars] Uh-oh, you look kind of angry. A song will cheer you up. [vocalizes] Shut your quack-hole, and take me to the Center of the Universe. [gulps] Quack. Quack.
Quack. - [squeak] - [high voice] We're not going fast enough. We'll never catch Ham! [normal voice] I'm doing everything I can. I don't see you trying! - Hmm? - Hey. Why are we going so slow? Well, I could fly faster if I was carrying less weight. Or maybe, if I had a sail. Less weight? [high voice] Don't look at me. - Or a sail/blanket… - [baby shudders, squeaks] [high voice] The baby, Pud. Steal from the baby. I know things have been tense, But you need your old pal, Mousey Friend, right? [normal voice] What I need
is to be with Human. No matter what. - [squeaking] - [Pud in high voice] No. Not me. [somber music plays] [normal voice] I love you, but this is bigger than the both of us. See you in Valhalla, Mousey Friend. [high voice] No. No, what are you doing? No… No. - [Duck Boat] Hey. - Whoa. Wow. Who'd have thought that little toy was so heavy? She had a big heart. [dramatic music plays] [Duck Boat] Quack. Quack. It's pulling me in. Who cares? I'm done with you, anyway. Quack… Quack, quack… I guess that goose is cooked. I'm
pretty sure it was a duck. Quiet, you. [Pud groans] What the…? - [keyboard beeping] - Huh? Is that…? It's gotta be here somewhere. Maybe my calculations were… Ugh. Ham. Look at what she's wearing. She looks like a rabbit in a spacesuit. Just a useless sock-eared excuse for a dog. - [mocking] "Hey, I'm Ham. I'm Ham." - [Ham mumbling] - [leg clanks] - [Ham] Huh? Pud? Oh, I can't believe you're here. I'm so glad you're okay. Did you bring I.T. with you? Ugh. The talking toaster? No, she peed her pants and died. I.T. dead? No… At
least I still have you, brother. I thought I'd lost you. Yeah, well, I wish I had lost you. [chuckles] That's my Pud, always such a grump. Come on. You can help me fix this. Me and I.T. figured it out before she… Well, anyway, we figured it out. - You see, there's this Switch… - [Switch buzzing] …that powers the whole thing somewhere, ah… There. We're pretty sure we could fix the whole Universe if we switch it off and on again. You know? Like how Human used to do with her computer. Smart, right? Come on. We don't
have much time. She thinks she's so smart. Maybe I should give her a piece of my mind. Or you know what? I could just attack. But someone needs to tell her what's what. She's been ruining my life for too long now. No, don't waste time talking. Just get over there and pretend to pet her, but don't. Don't. That'll drive her crazy. Hey. I'm not here to help you. I'm here to stop you. Huh? What's going on, brother? Don't call me brother. You showed up at my home, uninvited, stole Human, and ruined my life. And now.
Now you're trying to stop me from reuniting with Human in the sweet, eternal bliss of deletion? Oh… no, no, no, no. There is no way I'm gonna let you hit that switch. [exclaims, grunts] Why is everything against me? But this is our only chance to stop the Universe from imploding. I'm doing it for us. For our family. You're not my family. Human is. Then, help me. We can save the Universe, including Human. Uh, help her? But what if she's right? [high voice] Don't listen to her, Pud. [normal voice] What if there's a chance to save
Human? [high voice] She wants Human for herself. [normal voice] Maybe she changed. [high voice] No. She'll never change. The dog only takes. [normal voice] Wait. What? Why should I help you? [somber music plays] Because I need you. I'm so sorry for how I treated you, but this is our chance to set things right. We can have a new start, all of us. We just have to work together. [shattering, rumbling] [grunts] Huh? Huh? There's not much time. Oh… Oh. Ahh… [grunts] [dramatic music plays] Please, Pud, we can still save Human. Come with me. It's not too
late. [music intensifies] Take my paw. [heroic music plays] You're right. Let's do this, Ham. [both grunt] Huh? Race ya. [grunts] Mousey Friend! Ah, my sweet mousey prince, I'm so sorry. [high voice] Mmm, you were bad, but I forgive you. [grunts] Oh. Whoa, jump. Jump again. [music ends] [mumbling] Wha…? I'm home. We did it. Ham? Ham. Please, you have to be okay. - Ham! - [gasps] Pud! - Oh. - Oh, Ham! Ham, I'm really sorry for almost imploding the Universe. I was acting crazy. I'm sorry too. I didn't realize how bad I made you feel. But
this can be a new start for the both of us. For the whole family. Because Human should be back any minute… now. Now? Now? [somber music plays] [Pud] What is this? It's me. But you said hitting the Switch would bring Human back. Where is she, Ham? Where is Human? Uh, I'm sure she'll get here. I'm sure she's just-- Okay, she's not "just" anything. Look around you. Human isn't here. - But, Pud… - The Switch didn't work. I… I need this. And that. And this dumb thing. Done. I'm packed. So… are you coming? What? Your plan
didn't bring Human back, so maybe mine will. Are you with me, little sister? Always. Next stop, Center of the Universe. [squeals] Snacks on the right, toilets on the left. Don't get 'em mixed up. Whee. [automated voice] Eye patches… one. Peg legs… one. Dark paths turned away from… one. Humans found… zero. [beeping] Another wild adventure, huh, Future Pud? Or should I say Present Pud, since the future is now? I think. Sure. It was pretty weird, I guess. Whatever. You're always grumpy after our journeys. Aren't you? We keep trying to go back and make different choices, but
no matter what we do, we never find Human. Also, what were you thinking, Pud? You're right. I shoulda picked a fancier eye patch. Oh. No, I meant the running away, the betrayal, the kidnapping, and the deleting the Universe! Oh, right, that. [I.T.] Stop bickering, pet siblings. Despite your setbacks, we are making progress. That last play-through helped me complete my Time Map. It charts all the paths you have tried, as well as the paths you have yet to try. [ominous music plays] [Ham] Whoa… Ugh. There are still so many paths left. Don't worry, Pud. It just
means me and I.T. can get a lot more footage for our blooper reel. [jaunty music plays on computer] Huh-- [grunts] [groans] [music continues] [buzzer sounds] - [Ham and I.T. chuckling] - [horn honks] Anyway, my little Ham-ulet… Get it? …here… [grunts] …will let us keep trying as many paths as we need. [console whirs] - [Ham] Huh? - Actually, that's not quite true. While the Amulet does allow us to explore different timelines, it's not an infinite resource. You see, time is like a rubber band. It'll cost thousands in vet bills when you eat it? No. We can
only stretch time so far before it snaps and disintegrates. But we've been looking for Human for 5,000 years. How many chances do we have left to find her? - We have… two chances left. - [both gasp] Only two? If we break time before finding Human, it'll be your fault, dog. Mine? You were the one who wasted all those chances dragging us to the same Dog Park Universe for the All-You-Can-Sniff Butt-Buffet. Yeah, that was a long hundred years. But listen, your last play-through proved to be incredibly valuable. It provided me with some very important data. Look.
I acquired this particular data - by analyzing the number of times… - Ah. …Pud hit his head tumbling off this ice shelf. Wow, Pud, way to use your big ol' lumpy head. As you can see… [both] Uhh… Well, as I can see, we can use this code to identify the most probable remaining paths that may lead to Human. Then what are we waiting for? Uh-uh. If we only have two chances left, I'll make the choices. - [Ham] Let go of my Ham-ulet! - [grunting] - Step back and let me take care of it. - [grunting]
- [Ham] What? - Shoo, shoo. You're going to mess it up, and then we'll never see Human again! [music intensifying] [heart beating] - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [grunting] [Ham] You're coming with us. - [Pud] Ah… - [Ham] Ooh… [I.T.] Uh-oh. [all screaming] [Pud] Gravity! Gravity, gravity, gravity. - [I.T.] Hang on. - Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Whoo-hoo! Whoo! - [I.T. chuckles] A perfect landing. Welcome to the family trip. No, no, no. You are staying at-- [building rumbles, creaks] [Pud] Home? [distant shriek] [I.T.] Strange… Giant
pigeons do not belong in this dimension. Mmm. What's a dumb-hen-chum? Well… a dimension is a plane of existence. There are multiple dimensions throughout the Universe spanning times and realities… Who cares what plane the pigeon came in on? [Ham] Shh… Never mind the pigeon or those silly dem-hin-shubs. Come on, old family. Come on, new family. Let's get to that tower and find our human! [whimsical march plays] Wow. Look at us, out in the big wide world. Together. - [Ham hums a tune] - Uh, I hate the outside world. It's gonna take years to walk to that
dumb tower. Then… let's not walk. Come on. I know exactly how to fix your bad cattitude. [Pud] I don't want to come on. [Ham] We're heading to the Tower together, so we should have some family fun on the way. This is perfect. {\an8}- [Pud] Mmm… - What do you wanna do? [Ham] A cheerful family boat ride? Or, a delicious family dinner? That one does look tasty, but on the other hand, that one has a cute ducky. But what if I don't wanna go on either? - Then I'll choose for you. - [I.T. beeping] You know
I'm allergic to ducks and sausages. [I.T.] Sausage. Yeah, a mountain of sausages will cure you of your grumps, Pud. What sausages? There's one. Ooh, that must take us to the food. Hey! [grunts] All aboard. Ha. [Pud] Uh, I don't know about this. We're getting really kinda high right now. Yeah, and I don't see any food. But, oh, look! It's the Tower! Maybe it'll take us all the way there. My sensors indicate that this ride will not take us anywhere near the Tower Or near anything edible. [Pud] What? [all screaming] [shutter clicks] Ooh. Pud. Look. [all
screaming] We're gonna die! [all stop screaming] Ooh. [gasps] We're not dead. Most peculiar. It's almost as if we slipped into another dimension… Still no sausages. You're just lucky I didn't break anything. - [branch cracks] - Ahh. [all scream] - [gnome] Oi. Me undercrackers. - Huh? [gasps] There might not be any food around, but at least we scored these fancy matching outfits. And look, there's the Tower! This day just keeps getting better. {\an8}Apart from the Human-disappearing-thing, of course. Come on, family. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not gonna be seen with you, Or that thing, like
this. - [I.T.] Better? - Ugh. Ten paces behind me. [I.T.] Why doesn't the rotund mammal take off the outfit? He's too hangry to think straight. - What is "hangry?" - Hungry and angry. Our Pudder brudder's running low on fuel. [I.T.] You have an impressive array of data about your brother's negatively charged behavior. Family lesson number one, pay attention to your family. I see. So, if I wanted to be a fully functioning family unit… [Ham sniffing] …I should conduct a thorough study of my siblings' likes, dislikes… [Ham] Something smells amazing. Mm-mm. [continues sniffing] Ooh… Oh yeah.
Meat garden. [gasps] Pud's hangry belly would love this. Mmm. [Ham gasps] I'm a delicious Pud-shaped pie. Wouldn't Pud just love a taste of me? Mm-mm-mm. Yum-yum-yum. Yeah, he would! But I can't just take it, can I? Maybe I should knock on the door, and ask if I can take a slice for Pud. Ask and you shall receive, hairy child. Door-Knocker Pud makes a good point, but Pie Pud seems pretty open to being stolen. I am. But this Pud wants you to know what's behind the door. This is giving me the meat sweats. For the last
time… Ooh, you're a tasty looking pile of juicy goodness. Very nice to "meat" you. Huh. Well, it's very nice to… Uh, bacon you. Come inside. [door slams] Wow! It smells amazing in here. Like a hot dog at an expensive spa. Mmm. That gives me a delicious idea. - [knocking] - What? Oh. That must be the rest of my family. We're on our way to find our Human. Sounds tasty. Is your family as plump as you? Uh, yeah, pretty plump. Especially my brother. He's like a hundred mes squashed into one big, angry sack. [panting] I should
invite them in. So juicy… Ugh. Hello, ugly forest person. Have you, perchance, seen a dumb stupid dumb dog around here? Wow! Aren't you a pretty kitty fat. I mean, fatty fat. Uh… Fatty kitty fatty kit… Come inside! Pud! I.T.! I was just about to tell our host you need a snack because you're hangry. I am not hangry. My emotions are not dictated by such simple matters as-- Food! You'll never be hangry again. That's right. And here's a nice warm blanket. Sweet, delicious dreams… forever. Man, not much to look at, but boy, what a great host,
right? It seems that the forest person has deliberately placed us In what appears to be the beginnings of a pastry-based ensemble. - [Ham and Pud] What? - We're in a pie. [both] We're in a pie?! You're in my pie. [all yelling] Bad pie! Frying pan! Frying pan! Get back here. Time to pound some pie. [all exclaiming] Great work, dog. Not only are we all gonna die, but I think I got some gravy on my brand-new pantaloons. My scanners show you actually pooped yourself. That's what I said. Never mind who pooped whose pants. Okay, I need
to get us out of here. There's a string of salami, or… There might be something useful in Pud's backpack. [grunting] We need a distraction. Quick. I can't eat you if you're under the table! And you thought I was hangry. Get in my mouth! - [witch grunting] - [Ham] Ooh… Yes. I knew it. [prog rock plays] Stay away from my family, witch. Try and stop me, dog. - [groaning] - [Ham] Ooh… Sorry, sorry. I wasn't aiming for your eye. I was trying to lasso, like in the movies. That's okay. It's just… I have a weird thing
about eyes. - Let me look. - I don't know… I'll be very careful. I guess. Just promise not to touch it. Die, witch! [witch] My eyes! - [witch] Aah. Aah. Ow. - Quick. This way. Is it nighttime already? This doesn't look like outside. Well, it couldn't be worse than back in there. - [gasps] - [laughs] Welcome to my oven. Oh, no, no, no, no. We're trapped. You said this was the way out, dog. We're gonna die in lederhosen. [electricity crackles] {\an8}What happened? {\an8}This is disturbing. {\an8}It appears we've slipped between dimensions again. - It couldn't be
worse than the last. - [footsteps approach] [all exclaim] [Pud] Why do I keep saying that? {\an8}[softly upbeat music plays] {\an8}[host] Today, we're here with Phillip Tyrannosaurus-Stein, who is cooking something very aromatic. Well, so, I'm competing in The Great Jurassic Bake Off to honor my granny, and I'll be making her famous chili. And, as we all know, if I lose… [chuckles] Dickie will throw you right into the volcano. So, yeah. I'm pretty sure being burned alive would make me stop living and totally dishonor my gran's memory. Oh, did you hear that? He loves his family too.
Just like us. Really? That's your takeaway from all this? You do realize this is all your fault, right, dog? Okay, I've got an idea. I know how to get us out of this. First off, I.T., we need to find the Tower. You got it… [robotic] …family. Wait. Has she been able to do that this whole time? And also, why didn't she take us with her? Let's focus on the positives. [scoffs] Positives? We're gonna get cooked, eaten, and maybe even volcanoed because of you. But I've got the perfect idea to get us out of this. No,
no, no, no, no. From now on, we're doing things my way. Does your way involve pooping your pantaloons again? Not all of my plans involve pooping. What about that time you swallowed that string, or drank from the toilet, or when you ate all of Human's Banilla ice cream? You're just remembering the poopy plans. [Ham] Ready, steady, go. - [clattering] - [Ham and Pud grunting] Ah. Sorry, this was her idea. Hi. Have you seen our Human? - [Ham] Ooh, sleepy. - What? Who are you? And where's my chili? I'm a goner, man. I'm a goner. [snickers]
You're dead, Phil. See? You've ruined my life, and now you're ruining Phil's life. None of this would happen if you'd listen to me. I know, I know, but I gotta fix it. Ooh, food things. [gasps] I could try and whip up something new for Phil. But I am also a dog that has never cooked before. So, I could accidentally, on purpose, ruin the dish for the other chef. This is gonna be so good. Carry the one… right plus wrong… [sniffs] Hmm. Hey, Pud. Two wrongs make a right, right? Or is it one right plus one
wrong equals a right? [Pud] I hate you. Hup. Let's cook some chili. Do you mind? Bruh, bruh… [whimpers] Hot, hot, hot. Hotter. It's hotter. - It's too hot. Too hot. - [grunts] [sniffs] Mmm. What is that heavenly smell, new friend? It's delicious. Granny woulda loved this. {\an8}[suspenseful music plays] And now, the moment we've all been dreading-waiting for. The winner of The Great Jurassic Bake Off is somebody who really took the bacon out of the Bake Off… It's Phil! - What? - [Phil laughs] - [Dickie] Well done, Phil. - [sobbing] Thank you, new friend. You don't
know how much this means to me and Granny. [kisses] [Pud grunts, sighs] Not bad, dog. - And the loser goes into Dickie's volcano. - Aah. - [volcano rumbling] - [all exclaiming] [Ham] Whoa, whoa. [Phil yelps] We gotta get outta here and get to the Tower. - Which way is out? - [Dickie] Flippin' heck, look at that. [Phil screams] Hello. [both] I.T.! [Ham] If family points were a thing, I'd give you a thousand. Now, let's get to that tower. Quick question, how many family points do I lose if we all burn alive? [chef] Oh, my profiteroles.
[all scream] - We're burning alive! - [electricity crackles] - [Ham and I.T. cheer] - Ha-ha, we're alive! Wait, wait, stop. Wait, wait. Wasn't there a turtle? Did we leave him behind? Oh, he's probably super dead now, right? [winces] [gasps] The Tower. Whoa… Okay, so we're just movin' right past the whole turtle thing? [Pud] I mean, he probably had a name. Is this the way you want him to go out? You do something if I go out. I want candles, I want Mousey Friend, I want food. If you don't put food on my grave when I
die… Um, By the way, thanks for saving my life, dog. I mean, Ham. Aw, Pud. That's what family's for. Yes, I love you very much. Enough. Too much touching. Let's get on with this. Ay, be-baish! Wha-- Guh. Hey, you guys, welcome to the Universe Corporation. Just boop the console and enter. Okay, shush, cat emergency. We need you to open up, pronto. Chop-chop. - Doors. Open. Now. - [laughing] Stop it. - Come on. Stop laughing. - That tickles. Open the door. It's broken. [Ham] Boop. You forgot to say "boop." {\an8}- [unit beeps] - [ominous music plays]
{\an8}[Pud] Look how slow it opens. {\an8}[echoing] …slow it opens… What is this place? Get in, family. Okay, just so you know, car journeys make me throw up, and/or poop myself. [Ham] What are those funny shapes on the wall? Those are wormhole doorways. Each one leads to another dimension. Uh, eyes on the road? [Ham] I.T., is this place usually so… [Pud] Dark, empty, and terrifying? Something isn't right. Where are all the other units? We should check the security footage. Yes. Let's check out the security footage. [I.T.] Urgent email received. No, wait. Let's check out the email
instead. Oh. They both sound so exciting. Just let I.T. do her thing. But she's happy I'm helping. Well, actually, it might be faster if I-- Exactly. I'll help. Let's see the security footage. No, email. Security footage, email, footage-email, footage-email… [splutters] Okay. Let's check the Pud-age thing. [units wailing] [shouts] The Universe is broken and glitching! Time and space is ripping apart! I can feel my molecules collapsing! If I were programmed to feel pain, I'd say it was excrutiat-- - [screams] - [console beeps] Oh dear. So, that was bad, right? Correct. I would categorize that under "bad."
It also explains why we've been shifting through all those different worlds and dimensions. The Universe is broken, and if these calculations are correct, it seems to be getting worse. The Universe is broken? What does that mean? I break things, but Human fixes them. What about Human? Where is she? Is she broken? [groans] I think you've broken the dog. [I.T.] Her hard drive does seem to be overloading. [groans] What's going on? Can you explain that again in dog? Imagine this biscuit is the Universe. - Exactly. Gone. - [whimpers] Uh, yep, that's bad. [groans] But where's Human?
[I.T.] When we met in your house this morning, It seems we were not technically in your house. We were actually in a different place entirely. An alternate dimension. Wait, that wasn't our home? [gasps] Oh. So, Human isn't lost. We are. We're in one of those halter-necked detention thingies. Yes. Alternate dimension. So, Human didn't go anywhere. We're the ones who went somewhere. She's probably been home this whole time in our own original deb-engine. She's probably worried sick about us. [Ham] Let's go home. To Human. - [Pud groaning] - I.T., how do we get back? I'm afraid
we have bigger problems. According to the data I found, if the Glitch is not fixed, the Universe is going to implode. Implode? What is that, like explode? I don't want to do any kind of 'ploding. Well, if we can get to the Center of the Universe, there may be a chance we can fix it. If-- Great. Right. Here's the plan. Let's split into teams. Pud, you, me, and I.T. will go find Human. Meanwhile, I.T., you, me, and Pud will go to the Center of the Universe to fix it. Okay, good. Break. Come on, Pud. Pud?
Come on, Human's waiting. Ham, I didn't pack this bag because I was gonna help you find Human. I-- [somber music plays] I packed this bag because… because I didn't wanna be with you. You and Human. What? I was gonna run away. You were gonna run away from your family? - [Tower beeping and rumbling] - Uh, guys? We should go. Yeah. But, um… Keeping my family together was all I ever cared about. [tower creaking] We should really get out of here. It's becoming unstable. And now I find out you don't even like me. How am I
supposed to react to that? [music intensifies] [shouts] Say something! Ham… [sighs] I'm sorry. You can't leave me and Human. Not after all we've been through. I won't let you. You could come with me… if you want. I'm not leaving Human and neither are you. Now, let's go home. But, what? These are small seats, and now I'm stuck. [I.T.] Ham, it's advisable to resolve the major issue here. I.T., we are getting this family back together. The Universe will have to wait. Now, get in and show us where to go. Just drive into that, and it will
take you there. - [Ham] Well, which one? - [I.T.] That one. - [Ham] The further one? - It's right there. [I.T.] No, the further one. [Pud] Ham, slow down. We're gonna make it. We're gonna go home to Human together! Got a Code Brown back here. [Pud] Wha… Whoa. [all scream] [Ham] I.T. Pud. No. [moans] I'm home. Pud? I.T.? Oh no. Wait, Human will know what to do. Human. Human. Human? What is this? "Cause of Universe Glitch." I can read? [Ham] Oh no. No. My beautiful floof. - [groaning] - [Human] Ah. Human? It appears that when
this chili came into contact with this power outlet, it somehow created a massive energy surge. The unprecedented cosmic chain reaction that followed ultimately broke the Universe and resulted in the Glitch. In conclusion, after thorough investigation, all evidence points to the fact that this cataclysmic event was entirely the fault of… [automated dog barks] …the dog. But that's me. It can't be my fault, can it? [somber music plays] I mean, that could be a different dog, right? And even if it is me, it can't all be my fault? Quite frankly, the evidence is almost comedically overwhelming, and
undoubtedly proves that the Universe breaking, the Glitch, this whole mess, is all the dog's fault. No. No. - …the dog's fault… the dog's fault… - [grunting] Okay. I get it. I get it. Not only that, but our calculations also show that the Glitch, again caused by this dog, has ripped apart the very fabric of the Universe. The result, all human beings have been deleted. I… I deleted Human? [somber music plays] I deleted Human. I miss her so much. I know I don't deserve it, but if I could share one of her tasty little snacks one
last time, or even just cuddle up with her again on our snuggle blankie… [whimpers] [sighs] I'm sure the blankie still has that amazing Human smell, but a snack is always so comforting and tasty when I'm super sad, like right now. [whimpers] Sad snack walk. [whimpers] - If only there was something I could do. - [automated voice] …have to fix it. - [sighs] I just wish I could-- - …fix it… Hey, this kinda looks like… - …fix it… - Go to the Center of the Universe… - Go to the Center of the Universe… - Tell me
what I need to do, I.T. I don't remember. I'm always getting distracted-- [gasps] Figs. I love figs. - Go to the Center of the Universe… - Fix it… - Go to the Center of the Universe… - Fix it… Figs… fix. [gasps] Fix it. I need to go to the Center of the Universe and fix this! [march plays] - Mmm… - [music stops] Mm-mm-mm. [march resumes] I may have caused this, but I can fix this too. Just because I lost everything doesn't mean everyone else has to. Now, I just need to find the Center of the
Universe. [grunts] Ahh… Oh. There it is. [dramatic music plays] Hmm. [grunting] [car alarm blaring] Whu-uhh… [grunting] Whoa… [exclaims] Aw, dog. I can't go any further. {\an8}But I've gotta get across. {\an8}- Think, Ham-brain, think. - Whoa… Ah… {\an8}Huh? [laughing] Oh my. Oh… What's that thing? Maybe if I ask nicely it could take me to the Center of the Universe. Or it might be faster if I just hopped on without asking. Mmm, think. There's a right thing to do, I just don't know what it i-- [sighs] Oh… - Come on, think. Quick, quick. - [laughing] Whoa. [grunts]
I'm running out of table. [giggling nervously] - Hey, hello, hi. I'm Ham. Who are you? - Huh? {\an8}Could you take me to the Center of the Universe? {\an8}I'd like to stop it from destroying us. {\an8}Hi, Hamma-lamma-jamma-sandwich. {\an8}I'm Panky Malanky, and I don't wanna die. Hop on. Wow, Planky, are you made of… [gasps] …meat? Amongst other things. [giggles] [Panky] Whee. Oh… - Whoa. We were almost toast. - Whoa… [both laugh] I was just gonna say that. [both laughing] Whoo. Oh no. [Panky] Oh. Find a place to land. I can't. It's too pully. [both screaming] [grunting] [both
groan] [groans] My thumbs hurt. - Plippy. Are you okay? - [somber music plays] [coughs] Please, eat me. [splutters] What? I can't eat you. Tradition says a meatball must be eaten by a friend for their soul to move on. [coughs, moans] Here. It's called Scarpetta. Wait, the bread? No, no. The act of eating me with the bread. It is the way of my people. It means "little shoe." [chuckles sadly] A shoe of bread to soak up sauce with. Can you imagine? [continues chuckling] Babs? JJ? Is that you? I'll never forget you, Plonky. - I think his
name was Panky. - What? Don't worry about it. Welcome to the Center of the Universe. [suspenseful music plays] [gasps] Whoa… Pud. I.T.! [chuckles] Oh… {\an8}Oh, I can't wait to hug them both. {\an8}Mm, actually, maybe I should apologize for everything first? {\an8}Oh. I really wanna squeeze that smooshy Pudding belly. Ham? Is it really you? [spluttering and grunting and groaning] Uh, did you get bumped on the head again? [groans] Pud, I'm sorry… I'm sorry for everything. The way I acted back home, how I treated you, {\an8}and for breaking the Universe. {\an8}- [whimpering] - [shushing] Get those tears
back in your face. It's not all your fault. It's only mostly your fault. But it doesn't matter. I should've been nicer to you. And I never should've run away. I was just… I was just scared. Scared that you were gonna replace me in Human's life. I would never wanna replace you. I'd have a bajillion Puds, if I could. {\an8}I know it sounds silly now, {\an8}but I always thought it had to be just me and Human. {\an8}But you made our family complete. {\an8}You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? Come here, you little Ham.
- [Ham] Mmm. - [Pud] Mm. [gasps] Oh, I.T. I'm so sorry for how I behaved at the Tower. It's okay. Family forgives each other. [whimpers] Biscuit, please. Good Ham. Biscuit. I realized you were right, I.T. Human is gone, but we can't let the Universe implode. No one else should lose their family. So, I.T., how do we stop the 'ploding? I have been scanning trillions of lines of code for a solution, P-Bear. P-Bear? We, um, really bonded. [I.T.] Wait. Here's something. "Universal Switcher…" - Did that do anything? - [low chiming] Could that be the Universe Switch-a-ma-thingy?
[chiming] [chuckles] I doubt that the solution is a physical switch. {\an8}This is the Universe we're talking about. {\an8}It's not as if you could just-- {\an8}"Switch it off and on again." {\an8}That's what Human said to do when her computer needed un-re-breakening. {\an8}Yes. Unbreaken it. Do that. {\an8}[both] High paw. Ear paw. {\an8}[both] All the paws. Your simple, mammal-y minds are beautiful to behold, but technical issues are best left to an advanced Universe Corp Unit, like myself. - [alarm buzzing] - [exclaims] [whimpers] Hello. I have detected that you are an intruder. Prepare to die. [yells] - [Pud] I.T.,
you okay? - I.T.! [glitching] What do we do? We've gotta smash that computer and free her. But what about the Switch, Pud? We could do the "turn off and on again" thing. We don't know if that'll work. If we free I.T., she'll know what to do. But if we don't stop this quick, I.T. will be dust, and so will we. - Pud! - Huh? [both exclaiming fearfully] You're right, we can't do this without her. - [Ham] Get that computer. - Ga-ga-ga… - Ya-ha-ha. - [muttering] - [Pud] Die. - [Ham grunting] [power whirs down] [Ham] It
worked. How do we switch her on? Action-vate! Do "awaken." Go "on." - [computer beeps, whirs] - Come on, I.T. We need you. Hey, guys. You have chosen to activate "self-destruct." Have a nice day. Whee. [alarm blaring] Why would they even have that function? The Switch. It's our only hope. I hate running. How many more steps? {\an8}How many more steps? [mumbles] - [Pud] Okay, okay. Here we go. - One more… [Pud groans] Ham. Falling. Pud. [whimpering] Come on, Pud. We're so close. [somber music plays] There's no time. Go. Flip the Switch. No. I won't leave you.
Ham, go. It's the only way to save the Universe and Human. But… But I'd lose you. [rumbling] You have to let me go. [whimpers] [whimpers] I love you, Pud. I know. I love you too. [music swells] Owie. [Pud] That hit the inside of my ear. {\an8}[grunts] [grunting] [thrilling music plays] [exclaims] [music ends] Huh? Am I…? I'm… I'm home. - It worked. - [triumphant music plays] We reset the Universe. We saved everyone. We… Human? I.T.? Pud? - [melancholy music plays] - He's gone. [crying] - [Pud] Aw. Don't cry. - [gasps] Pud? So, do I get a
hug? [exclaims] You're… You're alive. I'm so sorry I let you fall. You did the right thing. You saved the Universe. Your face. It tastes like technology. Oh yeah. Hologram. You like? I had a rough fall, but I.T. fixed me up real good. I.T. It was the least I could do. You and P-Bear did stop the Glitch. P-Bear… [chuckles] You know? I think Human is gonna really like hologram you. But… wait, where's Human? It seems as if your Human has not yet rebooted. Don't worry, Ham. I have something to cheer you up until she gets here.
[gasps] Pud-Human. Come here, you little floof ball. Oh, I've got so much to tell you about. After the apartment fell down, we went out in the street… [Pud Human] This is gonna take a while. I'll go get biscuits. …or wait, maybe I met him at the Tower. I can't really remember-- [automated voice] Meatballs smushed… one. Biscuits eaten… three. Kill count… 3,856. Humans found… zero. [suspenseful music plays] [beeping] [sighs] It was a super cool adventure, but still no Human. I blame you. Huh? [scoffs] I blame you. Yeah, well, I blame-- [both muttering] - Hey. Break it
up, you two. - [both groan] Hmph. But come on, that last go-round was pretty great, wasn't it? No. That meatball probably could have helped us if you hadn't gotten him smushed. Anyway, that path didn't work, so we'll just have to pick another. [huffs] We're coming for you, Human. - [Ham grunts] - No, you're not. {\an8}Drop it, dog. We only have one chance left. {\an8}- Drop it. - Your face only has one chance left. [snarls] - [alarm beeping] - Oh no. - Uhh, what's that? - Huh? It's the Glitch. It's worse than we thought. Do you
remember the original Glitch? You know, the one you caused? [grumbles] We remember-er-er-er… Apparently, it's become a Super Glitch. It's creating a hole in the fabric of the Universe, right where the code for the human race used to be. The human race? As in, all of humanity. If we don't act fast, this Super Glitch will continue to spread And will wipe out all traces of Human. {\an8}Wiped out? {\an8}All we'd have left of Human is our memories. {\an8}And you can't cuddle memories. Ham, you wouldn't even have memories. It'll be like she never even existed. {\an8}[whimpers] {\an8}We only
have one chance left. {\an8}- How are we to decide which path to take? - [gasps] {\an8}We could use that time simulator program pajam thingy you made, I.T. Oh no. Not that. [jaunty music plays on computer] [inhales deeply] Why is it always me that dies? [Ham] Hmm, two branches left. That means we only have a one… two… 2% chance of finding Human. [splutters] Okay. There's two of us, bongo-brain. So that's only 1% each. Stop worrying, Pud. I have a good feeling about this one. You've been saying that for the past 5,000 years. Stay calm, Pud. I'm
always calm. Step back and let me handle this. [Ham] Absolutely not. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. She's a problem, but… but she's my problem. Human would want us together, and… I suppose I do too. Anyways, you said she was in trouble? No… Ham was dragged away through one of those wormholes. Uh, why would you record that? Also, how can I find her? Well, she kept running off to sniff things. So, I tied this Quantum Thread around her collar. If you follow this,
you will find her. I'm comin', Ham. [I.T. groans] Tired. I don't like leaving you like this. It's okay. I'm a robot with no real concept of life or death. Okay… Maybe I can help make you more comfortable. I'll just help… ugh… Put this… There. All better now, right? Actually, it is much worse, but thank you. And you're welcome. Pud, did I do a good family? Uh, I don't really know you, and I kinda forgot your name, but you'll always be a part of this family. Ow. [heroic music plays] {\an8}[grunting and panting] {\an8}[panting] Just one second,
Mousey Friend needs a break. {\an8}And here we go, we're movin'. What? What is this? [chuckles] Wow. And, what if I-- [yelling] Last hope of the Universe. Whaddya mean the Universe is falling apart? Everything looks, you know, a-okay to me. - [lively music plays] - Oh. ♪ It’s all fine No fears to feel ♪ ♪ ‘Cause when I’m nervous I just steal ♪ ♪ But I’m not scared Because everything’s okay ♪ Oh. ♪ Nothing going wrong Nothing’s going wrong ♪ ♪ I’m just antsy So I sing my stealing song ♪ ♪ Because everything is normal today
♪ - [coughs, retches] - [groans] Where am I now? [creature wheezing] Another fur baby? - Scary hoofy man! - [metal plays] You're mine! Stay here! You're my adopted baby! - [wails] - Ah! Get inside my portal tummy! Get back! [exclaiming] Come on. [moaning] You're mine! You're mine! I adopted you. You're not supposed to leave me. You're never supposed to leave me! Ah. [groans] Where am I? [gasps] I'm home. Wait, what's that? [whimpers] [high voice] Run in and grab her, Pud. No one would expect that. [normal voice] Whoever tied her could be there. Maybe I should
sneak in? [high voice] You know kung fu, right? [normal voice] I'm a master. But should I use it to be stealthy or attack-y? [high voice] Close your eyes and kick 'em in the neck. [normal voice] Yes, I know. But with great power comes great making-sure-I-don't-get-hurt. - [Pud] Kung fu. - [gasps] [groans] Brother, I knew you would come. Did you find I.T.? Is she okay? We figured it out. We know how to fix the Glitch. I know. Let's get you out of here first. {\an8}[groans softly] What happened? [suspenseful music plays] [Pud] Is that… Another future me?
Hello, me. Are those nipple vents? [chuckles] Same old me. We still have our eye for detail. - What are you? - [distant wailing] Can I see? Shop's closed. Anyway, I was pretty bummed when I thought Human had abandoned me. But as we know, Human didn't actually go anywhere. I know, I.T. told me. Human is back in our own dimension wait-- - Bad kitty. - [gurgles] Don't interrupt. This is our dimension. We are home and Human is not here. Newsflash. What we did, the spill, the chili on the outlet, the whole "Universe broke and glitching" thing…
it deleted, all humans, including ours. No, no, no. Human was deleted? But how? I don't know. I'm not a scientist. But I am going to use science to cause an even bigger Glitch. - One that will delete everything. - [squeaks] [high voice] Then we'll be with Human again. [normal voice] In sweet, deleted bliss. All right. Me, dog, it's been fun, but I'm gonna take my hoverboard and head on out. Eenie, meenie, weenie, moe. [both exclaim] I believe you have something of mine. Ahh. Hey. Oh yeah. Beast Bow. [growls] You see that? That's the Center of
the Universe. That is where this Beast is heading to end this thing. I'll send Human your love. Not. [laughs] Ow. Enjoy your deletion. [chuckles] [chuckles] Oh yeah. [sighs] I can't believe Human is gone, really gone. Pud, I'm really glad you came to rescue me. Well, tried to. Human would've been really proud. But it was all for nothing. It wasn't for nothing, Pud. We're together now. And I'm sure I.T. will be right behind you. I.T. isn't coming. She will. She just needed to rest a little. - Then she'll-- - No, Ham. Ham, she's gone. [whimpers] -
[squeaks] - I owe her an apology. [high voice] Apologies later, let's work on escaping first. [normal voice] I've been so mean. [high voice] Pud, Pud. This is no time to get emotional. [Ham] Hey, Pud. Me and Evil Future Pud got to talking, and he told me what a bad little sister I'd been and… and… [whimpers] …I just wanted to say I'm sorry. - [Ham sniffles] - No, Ham. I'm the one who should apologize. I was a terrible big brother. I broke the Universe, then ran away from my problems. Mm… What do you mean? I was
so mad at you and Human that I wanted to start a whole new life all by myself. I packed that backpack to run away. You ran away… from your family? I'm really sorry. I thought I didn't need anyone, but I do. Ham, you're not just a dumb dog. You're-- Well, you're my dumb dog. Huh? You're family. Pudlington Bear, I love you too. Uh… I mean, I didn't… I didn't say that, but thanks. Look, I know things are bad right now, but we can figure it out together. - Are you with me, little sis? - Always.
Okay, then how do we get out of these ropes? Just start chewing, or… [gasps] A cheese grater. If we knock that down, maybe we could use it. We could grate the ropes and cut ourselves free. Great idea, Pud. Or, maybe we just bite our way out of this? Even greater idea, Pud. Okay, pick one. No, you pick. Okay, on three. One, two, three… Chew the ropes. Remember how you like chewing up Human's shoelaces? Yes. They taste like sidewalk. Exactly, exactly. Do that, but to this. [growls] That's some tough noodles. Ooh! I should add some sauce.
[Ham hums a tune] [sighs] Oop. Oh… [chuckles] - Yes! - [sighs] Yum. Wait. You weren't tied up? Nope. But I've been learning to listen to others, and Evil Future Pud told me to "Sit!" and "Stay!" So I did. Aren't you proud of me? Uhh… So proud. [Pud] Right. We've got to fix the Universe. I.T. said you'd know what to do. Yep, we had a plan. First we gotta get to the Center of the Universe And stop Evil Future Me before he deletes everything. I caused the Glitch. We caused the Glitch. So, it's up to us
to stop it. Yeah. Aw… How do we get there, though? I don't know. - [building rumbles] - [both exclaim] No, no, no… [both exclaim] [both grunting] - [Ham screams] - [Pud] I guess this is how we get there. [Pud screams, grunts] [groans] [gasps] [ominous music plays] Ham, look. {\an8}Wow. {\an8}This looks like how my tummy feels when I eat tinfoil. How are we ever gonna catch up with Evil Future You? - He's got a head start. - Huh? Wait. [Pud] We can catch a ride up there. It does owe us one. But how do we get
on its back? [gasps] Ham, I need something from you. From me? - Tickle-tickle-tickle. - [giggles] [retching] We can use this. Okay, let's eat it. No. We're gonna use it to make a grappling Ham. - That, or family hug launcher. - [panting] [Pud] If I squeeze you hard enough, it should send you all the way up there. Maybe I should take advantage of my big kitty muscles And throw you instead. [pants] I have no idea what you're talking about, but I am in. Okay, time to get you ready. - [licking] - [giggling] What's happening? I'm making
you slippery. Ugh. Come on, Ham, family hug. [gasps] I thought you'd never ask. Ahh… [moans] Best. Hug. Ever. [Ham] Come on, Pud. Buh… Aah, I hate this. We've gotta get control of this thing. Come on. We'll be able to see everything from the front. [tense music plays] How do you steer a pigeon? [Ham] I don't know, there's no wheel. Bird. Turn. Turn. [gasps] - Ah! - Ah! Pull left! Pull left! [Pud] Right, right, right! [Ham] Left. No, the other left. [Pud] No, my right. We're doing it. We're gonna catch Evil Future Me in no time.
Wait. Wait, wait. Is that… a window? [Ham] What is it with this pigeon and windows? Quick, run for cover. Where? [groans] [both screaming] [glass shatters] Okay, okay. come on, Ham. We got a Universe to save. But how do we get out of here? Well, that way will melt us, but that way, we'll get ground up. Um, how do you know that? This isn't the first bird I've been inside today. There was the ostrich, the chicken, the beaky one, the slimy one, the badger… Is a badger a bird, by the way? Okay, I'm ignoring what you
just said. We've gotta keep going. Come on, grinder it is. Are you sure it's safe? Of course, lots of good stuff is ground up. Beef, turkey, peppare… And us. [splutters] Wait, look. That must be the way out. Come on. We'll never get through this stupid, giant litter box. Wait a second. Giant litter box. {\an8}Okay, great, because I really need to drop a puffin-- {\an8}No, no, no. That's not what I meant. {\an8}Come on, Ham, start digging. Yeah. I love digging. Okay, now's our chance. Run. Run, run. We're running. Run, run, run fast with your feet. Yes,
yes, yes, we're gonna make it. - Pud. - Ah. I stopped to poo and I fell. [creaking] Oh no. Ham! Gotcha. - [both gasp] - [rumbling] - Oh no! - Ahh! [rumbling stops] [dramatic music plays] [grunting] Aah. - We made it. Ham? Ham? - [Ham screaming] [groans] Agh. Yolk's on you. [both laugh] That's terrible. Welcome to the Center of the Universe. [gulps] [gasps] Look, Pud. It's bad you. Yeah, that's not bad. Good job, me. [Pud] We gotta stop him. {\an8}Ham, you stay out of sight. {\an8}I'll handle this. [Evil Future Pud] Yeah, yummy. I can cook.
[Pud clears throat loudly] Huh? Hello, me. Hey-hey. Uh, what are you doin' up there? So, you managed to break the bonds of the Quantum Thread, eh? No matter. I'm happy that I'm here to witness my triumph. As long as that dog isn't with you. Ah, the chili is almost complete. So, you've taken up cooking now? No more plans to delete the Universe? [mocking] "Duh-duh-duh-duh-Universe." Silence! This is my plan. A chili spill caused the original Glitch, so a giant spill on the Switch will guarantee {\an8}total deletion. {\an8}How 'bout that, other me? {\an8}Once I spill this chili
on that Switch, then it'll just be me and Human, sittin' in a tree… - [Ham whispers] Pud, Pud, Pud… - …D-E-L-E-T-E-D. - [whispering] Pud… - Deleted. [laughs] I think I know what that is. Yeah, me too. It's a terrible plan. No, the Switch. Back at HQ, I.T. mentioned something about a Universe Power Switch that could reset everything. So maybe, if we… Turn it off and on again, just like Human used to do when her computer broke. It might fix the Glitch. [structure rumbling and creaking] [laughs] Oh, whoa, oh. No, no. I decide when this chili
is spilling, not you, stupid Universe. Okay, I should trick myself. This'll be easy. I just tell myself how good the chili looks. [high voice] No. Tell yourself it sucks. [normal voice] That could work. - [Evil Future Pud laughing] - It's Genius versus Evil Genius. The only question is, should I be nice or mean? [high voice] Come on, Pud. Give yourself a piece of your mind. [laughing] Wow, that looks like the best chili I've ever seen. - Huh? - Can I try some? Okay, but you'd better hurry. Oh. That aroma. Perfect temperature. Mmm. We got a
genius over here. You know who would love this? Human. What? You really think so? For sure. But I'd add a touch more hot sauce. Human loves this stuff. Remember when she was sick and she'd make a bowl of soup and jam it full of hot sauce to clear her sinuses? [chuckles] Yeah, and then we'd snuggle up with her, right under the blanket… [both] Keeping her organs warm to ensure her survival. Yeah, I remember. Listen, Evi… I mean, Regular, Not-Evil Future Me. We both love Human, but she wouldn't want this. She'd want to help the Universe,
not delete it. I guess. She did have the biggest heart in the world. But mine just hurts so much. But what if we could make your heart feel better? You really think you could? I do. You just need to let us try and save the Universe. "Us"? [gasps] [whispers] Sneaky sneaking, sneaky creeping, sneaking… Hmm. [creaking] I'm with you. [sighs] Hug on it? Ahh, come here, me. - [structure rumbling] - [both whimpering] [ominous music plays] [rumbling] [both whimpering] [buzzer sounds] [both Puds exclaim] Whoa. Pud. Don't worry. I'm okay. Ahh… Ham! Hang on! I'm coming! No. Go
for the Switch. I'm not letting you fall. You're my little sister. You have to let me go. [exclaims] Find Human! [grunting] [groans] Ham, I'm coming. [heroic music plays] [grunting] [Pud] I've got you. I couldn't make it to the Switch. It's okay. I still got you. For Human. [music ends] [suspenseful music plays] [all grunt] - Huh? - What? Hu… How did we get here? What is here? - Huh? - Uhh… It seems as if we broke time. But where's our apartment? Where's Human? Where's anything? It's all gone. That journey was our last chance. You and your
future evil self blew our last chance to find Human. Okay, that's fair. But you have to admit, he made a pretty mean chili, right? There's gotta be some Amulet-time-juice left in this thing. It has to get us to Human. You couldn't find juice if you were a… a juice-finding dog. {\an8}- I'll do it. - No, I'll do it. {\an8}[Pud] Just accept that everything is your fault. {\an8}Hey, do you see that? {\an8}Hey, what is that? It looks kinda tasty. [Pud and Ham bickering] - [Ham 1] What's happening? - [Ham 2] It actually looks bad. [Ham 3]
It looks really bad. It looks like something's missing. [shattering] - He did it. - She did it. [ethereal music plays] What is that? [I.T.] Scanning… It's the human genome. This must be the missing piece of the Universe. - [Puds and Hams cheer and chattering] - [Pud 1] The human genome? Aw, does that mean Human's coming back? I can't wait to see her. Oh, I'm gonna kiss her. [music swells] [static crackling] [all groan] I knew you'd mess things up again. - [Ham] That wasn't my fault. How? - Now we'll never see Human. - [Pud] Everything is
your fault. - [Ham] You caused everything. Wait. Wait, who won't we see again? Uh… I don't know. I can't remember. Hm. What are we talking about? - What? - Who won't we see again? [I.T.] The genome is breaking. All your memories of Human are getting erased. We're running out of time. - [Ham] No… - Huh? Quick. Everyone! Put that Genome back in the hole, before it's too late. - Let's go. - Come on. - All right, here we go. - Hurry. Come on, you guys. Hurry up, let's go. Hams, come on, guys. We need more
Hams. We need more Hams up here. Come on, Pud. [grunts] I can't reach. Ugh. We're one Pud and Ham short. - [Pud] It's your fault. - Stop it. We need your help. Come on. - [Pud 2] Quick. - [Ham 4] Climb up. We can do it. - All of us. - Together. - [Ham 5] Come on. - [Pud 3] Jump on top. - You can do it. - Do it. We're a ladder now. Hey, Pud? You think maybe… We should help? [both] For Human. [heroic music plays] You're doin' it. Go. Yeah. [all cheering] [Pud 4]
You're almost there. [Pud] And now we slide it on out, now we're savin' Human. [all exclaim] [music ends] [both moan softly] - Hmm? - Wait a second. [both gasp] - [Pud] Yeah. We're home. - We're home. - [Pud] Yeah. - Oh. Do you think we really did it this time? [Human muffled] Yes, Ms. Mosley, Don't worry. I'll get it done. [both] Human? [Human] Okay. Yes, Ms. Mosley. Yes. Uh… Okay, which email? When did you send it? Okay. Okay. Hold on. Let me look. I… I'm getting right on it. Yeah, just… Oh. Now look at you
two. - [both screaming weakly] - You're actually getting along. - [both] Human! - Oh. - [laughs] - [Pud and Ham clamoring] Actually, Ms. Mosley, something just popped up and I'm a bit, um, slammed. - Gotta go. - [phone beeps] What has gotten into you two? - [Pud] …then there was another me… - [Ham] …5,000 years… You're acting like you haven't seen me in years. Try 5,000 years. We missed you so much. - Come here. Mmm. - [both grunt] Yes, yes, yes, I love you. I love you, you floof balls, I-- - [doorbell rings] - [all]
Huh? [gasps] What the…? [all] Human. [Human] Come in. That's my face. Is this another Ham? [Pud and Ham gasp] I.T.! You're here. But why did you bring all these other me and Hams? Well, they wanted to see Human too. Oh. I have no idea what you're saying, but if you're hungry, I brought home some chili. [Pud and Ham exclaim] [horror stinger] {\an8}No. The chili is the cause of this whole mess. {\an8}Throw it out the window, quick. {\an8}No. Pour it down the drain. - [Pud and Ham bickering] - Huh? - [Pud] Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow…
- Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof… [both grunting] Hm. Woof. I wonder what they're doing. Should we do the thing? Yeah. Let's do the thing. - Waffle stomp. Waffle stomp. Waffle stomp. - Come on, Pud. Waffle stomp that chili. [both chuckle] We're getting pretty good at saving the Universe. [electricity crackles] [train whistle blows] [hums a tune] ♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack ♪ ♪ Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack ♪ Mm… Hm? Well, pluck my-- Quack. [triumphant music plays] - [Pud] Whee! - [Ham laughing] - [Ham] Whoo! - [Pud laughs] Whoa! [both] You did it. Thank you
so much for helping us find Human. We couldn't have done it without you. And don't forget… [both] Don't spill chili on the power outlet. - [Pud] Whee! - [Ham laughing] - [Pud] I'm comin' at ya. - Whoo. [soft music plays] It smells amazing in here, right? - [sighs] - [giggling] Ah, biscuits, am I right? Man, I am tired. Who'd have thought the Universe would be so big. Yeah. I'd say it's about twice the size of this room. Wait a second. I thought you quit your job, I.T. I did. Now I just do it as a
hobby. - [Pud 1 laughs] - [Pud] Ah. Huh? What's that? [I.T.] That is my memory storage. I have back-up recordings of all the socks I have ever gathered. As well as all of Pud and Ham's attempts to find Human. [all clamoring] [I.T.] Which one do you wanna see? Dad. Dad. Which one do you want to see? First off, I'm not your dad. You're me. Do I need to explain multiple dimensions again? Second, we're adopted. Got it. Thanks, Dad. [snickers] Yeah. [mocking] Thanks, Dad. No. Not you too. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… -
[Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [exclaims] - [groans] - Are you okay, little picture Human? Oh, that must have been so scary. I'll kiss it better. A kiss for little picture Human. A kiss for little picture Ham. - A kiss for little picture Pud. - Hey. No kissing little picture me. - Huh? - [grunts] [Pud mutters] Hmm… [Pud] Much better. Ahh… [sniffs] Banilla is our favorite. - [Ham grunts] - Hey… [yawns, sighs] You like what you see? - You're so cute, I could just eat you. - [giggling] - Look at that
belly, Mr. Pudlington Bear. - Stop it. I love it. Kitty trampoline. - Whoa. Ham attack. - [whimpers] Hey. That was supposed to be my tummy time. - [Pud] My turn. - [barking] Pump that kitty. - Pump, pump, pump. Pump Pud. - Ahh… Kitty-kitty pump, pump. - Okay. They must really be hungry. - Ham, pumping you up. - Ham, pumping you up. Pump time. - Too close. - [gasps] - [Ham continues chattering] - Phew. - [Ham] Here comes the best bit. - Let go, dog. - Human, watch. - [Ham] Wait. - Ow. Meow-meow. Oh. [Pud] I
got her, Human. You open the door and I'll throw this flea bus out. [Pud] Butt. [shuddering] [Pud exclaiming] [Human] Come here. You always do that. You know better. - Are you okay? - [electricity crackles] [splutters, coughs] [Human] Oh no. [both grunting] - Roll over. - Humm. [chuckles] It's so easy. - [jingles and jangles] - Oh. Shiny. ♪ A little jingle here And a little jangle there ♪ ♪ And a jingle-jangle everywhere Everybody knows it ♪ Wow, Pud, you can really shake your rumpus. I gotta try those moves out. Stop it, you uncoordinated potato. [both grunt]
Aw yeah. Juice it up. [buzzes and crackles] Oh no, it's empty. Ugh. Now we have to find Human and OJ. [spluttering] Banilla? Hello. [screams] - Aah! - [clattering] [beeping] - [lively chiptune plays] - Whoa, where am I? Oh. I'm in that video game that Human always plays. Maybe she's here somewhere. Human? [cow] Moo. [chicken] Cluck. Cows? Chickens? Well, while I'm here, I might as well farm some farm stuff. Ah, I really need some milking. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. Yeah, but I'm desperate too. Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck. - [cow] Don't cluck at me like that. -
Cluck. [gasps] Someone needs milking. Moo. [gasps] Pud? How'd you get out here? [gasps] And where'd you get all those hooves? Moo. [game narrator] Milk time. See, Pud? We can have fun together. [chuckles] Oh… [moans] [game narrator] Great job. [game chimes] [Ham chuckles] What is that? Bwuh?! Who are you? Oh hi, Ham. It's me, Ham. Ham? But I'm Ham. We're both Ham. But I'm Future Ham. Oh, and this is Future Pud. Okay, let's cut to the chase. Regular Ham, we have come from the future to warn you that you and Regular Pud are in great danger.
But what should I do? You should eat a salami. That's what I do when I'm stressed. What? No. What are you… No, that's not what we talked about. You must go forth and fulfill your destiny. Okay. I'm coming for you, Pud. No, no, wait. We didn't get to tell you about the Amulet. - [Future Ham echoes] Amulet, Amulet… - Wait. Amulet or Hamulet? Ham? Ham. Ham. [moans] I think I'm supposed to look for an omelette or an ambulance? What? You got bonked on the head pretty good. Listen, we need to deal with this… this thing.
Hello. - [tense chiptune plays] - [panting] [laughing] Why are you laughing at me? Aah. Phew. Ahh. [grunts] [water dripping] [lively chiptune plays] Hey, chickens. Empty dem butts. [game narrator] Eggs up. [gasps] Puddlings. Oh-ho. You are the cutest things I've ever seen. [game narrator] Eggscellent. [game chimes] - [whirring] - Huh? What's that weird wibbly-wobbly sound? Okay, if we're gonna be living on our own from now on, we'll need a pad of our own, a Pud pad. Remember, never go for the first option. You've got to be picky, discerning. That one! That one! I want that one!
Wow. Cute little windows, zippy-zip doorway… No need to look further. [high voice] I can't believe Human didn't take us to cat-house stores. [normal voice] I know, right? I don't need her anymore. I'm gonna decorate my house my way. No drooly dog toys or couches I'm not allowed to scratch. Only room for one more thing. [high voice] Thick bear. [normal voice] Look at that paddle toy. [high voice] No, no, no. The bear. [normal voice] He does look really soft and would be good company for you. [high voice] No, you'd look great with that paddle toy. And
Human would never let you have it because Ham would choke on it and die. [normal voice] Oh, Mousey Friend. [high voice] You know it's true. [normal voice] Puh-Puh-Puh-Please. I insist. [grunting] Huh. Feels a little overcrowded now that there's three of us. [Pud] Done. Oh, if only Human had asked my opinion on decor sooner. Hanging string for batting, squishy softs for sitting, and no dumb dogs barking. - [barking] - Ahh. - Is that a dumb dog barking? - [muffled whirring] - [barking] - [Pud] Ugh. Stop it. Stop it. - Ha. - [barks] [exclaims] Aah. - Ah…
[screams] - [electricity crackles] Wait, what? Why does my stuff look different? [knocking] Uh, hi. Can I help you? Howdy. Welcome to the neighborhood. I baked you these delicious cookies. Oh wow. Free cookies? I like this place. [gobbling] What's in these? Plastic. Lots of plastic. [retches, coughs] Well, see ya around. Despite the cookies being tough, this is the life. No Human, no dog. [high voice] Yeah, just peace and quiet. [knocking] I'm gonna watch you when you sleep. [chuckles nervously] Oh great. Another uninvited visitor. Look at you and your dirty paws on my private property. As a
brand-new member of the neighborhood, I brought you flowers… from your garden. Wow, I would've preferred a big bouquet of quiet, but these'll do. Please smell them. If it'll make you go away. [sniffs] - [roars] - [Pud yelling] [giggles] Aagh. I'll kill for you. Bye. [Pud groans] [bouquet squeals, chitters] [shudders] [sighs] [grunts] Hello, neighbor. Did you know you have a hole in your roof? Uh, Yeah, I noticed. Want me to fix it? Why would I get the person who made my hole to fix my hole? Who better to fix your hole than the pig who made
your hole? What? Why are you even up there? Boy, if I had a crystal ball I'd have a lot of answers. [groans] Okay… Fine, just fix my hole. - [banging] - [pig humming a tune] Finished. [pig yelps] - [thundering bang] - Ah! [groans] That's it. All I wanted was to run away to find some peace and quiet, away from Human, away from the dumb dog, where I would be appreciated! You are appreciated, neighbor. See? Wait a second. Wait a second. Is that me? [all] We love you, Pud. [all cheer] You guys, it's beautiful. [all chanting]
Pud. Pud. Pud. [chanting] Pud. Pud. Pud. Pud. - Whee! - [Pud] Uh, so sorry, what are you… [horrific music plays] No. [continue chanting] Pud. Pud. Pud. Uh, this is getting weird. [continue chanting] - Aah. - Let me wear your skin. - Don't throw up. Don't throw up again. - [bunny] I can smell you. - [electricity crackles] - Aah! [high voice] Pud… what happened to our beautiful home? {\an8}[normal voice] The weird wobbliness happened. {\an8}We should check if the corn children are still outside. {\an8}[high voice] No way. Don't put me out there. [sobbing] Oh! Oh, it's okay.
[normal voice] Hello? Anybody out there? What… What is that? [groaning and rasping] Ahh! You were supposed to be the lookout! - Baa… - [Pud screams] Baa. Floof. [moaning and snarling] Okay, calm down. We can figure this out. [high voice] If that dumb dog was here, she'd pee on them. [normal voice] Actually… [chuckles] …that'd be funny. No. No. No. We wouldn't be in this situation if it wasn't for Ham. - [roars] - [Pud] Aah! Okay, okay, okay. I'm an independent, home-owning cat. I should stay and protect my property. [high voice] Then again, running away from our
problems has been working so far. And that window does look pretty inviting. [normal voice] We've gotta fight. This is our house, and no fuzzy zombonis are gonna scare us away. Here's bunny. [high voice] Some might argue that running away is actually the bravest option. We should do that one. [moaning and snarling] No. This is my home and I'm gonna fight for it. Cat flesh. - Ahh! - This is for you, Pud. Oh-ho-ho-ho… Fall back. Fall back. Father, please allow me to protect you. [grunts] Go. Run, Father. [Pud] Thanks. [Pud] But I'm not your real dad.
- Wait, what? - [creatures grunt] - [bear sobs] Oh, Father. - [blows landing] [blows stop] [Pud] Wow, you're okay. I'm sorry about that whole "real dad" thing. What's a "real dad," anyway? - I mean, what-- - Bad dad. - [shrieks] - Ahh. - [blaster fires] - [groans] [blaster charging] No, no, no! Stay back! [Pud] I don't like being touched. Ah. [Pud] Huh? [blows] Pud. Ham! I mean, dog. You swoop in here with your jetpack and your ears, acting all heroic, like always. We got more important things to worry about. The Universe is broken and only
you can fix it. Ahh! Universe? What are you even talking about? - [gun clicks] - Oh, dog biscuits. You gotta help me, Pud. I'm outta ammo. That sounds like a Ham problem to me. [Ham] Would you rather get eaten by zombies? Maybe. I'm impressively stubborn. [Ham] Pud, we're running out of roof. That is not my fault. Forget it, Hambo. You handle your own problems. [gasps] Pud. Wait. - [spluttering] - Ah! I'm surrounded by your problems! - Ah! - Pud! Look out! You have to go to the Universe Corporation Tow… [grunting] You have to find I.T.
and Ham. But… But you're Ham. Yes, I'm Ham, but from a different time. A different what? Simon. Just go to the Tower, find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to do. Okay, but how do I get there? Take this. [Pud] Amulet? Is this the thing that hairball told me about? Put it on, Pud. It'll take you where you need to go. This? You want me to put this thing on? Yes. It's a necklace. It's not that complicated. Is there a switch I have to push first? How does it work? No switch, just put it
on. Okay, sure, like this. No. Around your neck. It's a necklace. Take it down a notch. Like this? Yes. Okay, but what about you? - Please, put on the necklace and go. - [beeping] Wow. Do you hear yourself? You're yelling right now. You're the worst. [electricity crackles] I wanna eat your thumbs. [beeping accelerates] Aah! Oh, Witchcraft. [gasps] [Pud] Meow. That must be the Tower. Future Ham really wanted my help. [high voice] Yeah, I guess that dog really can't survive out here on her own. [normal voice] Ha. Unlike us. Right, Mousey Friend? If you look beyond
the obsessive neighbors, the zombie apocalypse, and our ruined home, I'd say living on our own was a complete success. [high voice] Complete success. - [whimsical music plays] - Shellfish. Oh-ho, I love these stabby water bugs. I should have run away ages ago. - Oh, hey. - [Pud] Huh? Hey, hi. Um, how are you doin'? Great, fine. Uh, Steve's the name. Um, and now we're, you know, friends and all, can you help me unstick my ol' tentacle? Ow, ow. Help you? But I have less than a minute to eat everything in the store, and those crabs
look super tasty. It's not my fault you got stuck. No, but it will be your fault if I stay stuck. Helping would show everyone that I'm not the bad kitty they think I am. [high voice] But crabs. [normal voice] Will you be quiet, Mousey? I'm trying to think. Okay, I'll help. Aw, thanks, dude. - Help myself to them crabs. - Oh. [whines] Can you at least free my tentacle? Oh, I'm sorry. After what I've been through, I got trust issues. Yum, yum, yum, yum. - [claws clacking] - Mmm… Blech. [exclaiming] [grunts] [whimpers] [whimpers] [electricity crackles]
Oh, it's happening again. What is this weird weirdness? - Where did the store go? - [cracking] Aah! [grunting] Blech. Mousey Friend, why is this weird dust so cold and wet? I hate it. I should be at home in my blanket Being hand-fed delicious snacks by Human. No. No. No. No. That was my old life. I don't need Human. [high voice] She's probably feeding the dog your snacks. [normal voice] Forget those two. Let's find some food. Pfft. This place is dumb. [high voice] I bet Ham would love this because she's dumb too. [normal voice] Yeah. Ham
can do her dumb finding-Human thing while I'm gonna do my… [muffled] …not-dumb-at-all succeeding-at-life thing. [grunts] - [belly grumbles] - Oh, I really need snacks. [ominous music plays] [gasps] Snack palace. This is my kind of place. And it is exactly how I decorate. Mousey Friend, let's see if anyone's home and ask what's for dinner. I'm sure they're very hospitable. I am very lovable. But what if they're not hospitable, and they want us for dinner? Maybe we should sneak in, just to see what we're dealing with. [high voice] Oh, are you chicken, Pud? [normal voice] I'm not
chicken. I'm being cautious. [high voice] Then again, maybe we should play it safe. [normal voice] Ha-ha. Look who's chicken now, Mousey. Okay, let's knock and see if anyone is in. There's no reason to be scared. I mean, who'd turn down a charming chunk-a-dunk like me? - Stop yelling at me. - In the neighborhood and saw your lights. I've heard stories about how sharing food can be rewarding. {\an8}Why are you outside? {\an8}[chuckles nervously] Okay, I'll come in. You know, seeing you, a cat living alone, making his way in the world, seemingly only mildly unhinged, is a
real inspiration. [sniffs] Mmm. [sighs] So why don't we discuss how much we don't need families over a bowl of chili? - Hey, do you wanna see my projects? - Hm? - Maybe after dinner. - I've been sculpting and painting. I'd rather eat that chili right about now. Sculpting or painting? Which one? Okay, okay. I guess we can look at some art first. - Um, I guess we could look at that-- - Hey. How did you get there? Uhh… - And there's a sculp-- - Oh! You're over there too. Will you stop being creepy if I
pick one? Hey. Okay, okay. Sculpture, sculpture. Please, stop. Good, good. Sculpture wants to see you too. [Pud] Ah [splutters] Wait. Is that…? Human. Needs to see a doctor. She's got hot feet. Are you a doctor? But… But if that's… Oh no, does that mean you're-- Don't you see? Running away was a mistake. - [gasps] - We survived, but did we truly live? You feel it too. [Pud gasps] You're me. I… I'm not you. You're me. We ran away. Time got wacky, but it's all gonna be okay now. No, no, no. This isn't okay. This isn't
who I am. But it will be, after a lifetime of loneliness and regret. - Lonely? What about Mousey Friend? - [squeaks] - Why don't you ask her yourself? - [squeaks] [high voice] He's crazy, Pud. Run. Save yourself. Ahh! [exhales deeply] - Your fur is still so soft. - [whimpers] Can I try it on? What's happening? - [grunts] - I just need to get this. [both grunt] What? A leash? Thanks for nothing, Ham. [growls] - [grunts] - Huh? - [scoffs] - Uhh… - Ah! - Oh! [Hermit Pud] Oh, my Hams! No! My Hams! My Hams! [rumbling]
Oh, you're so good to me, Mousey Friend. This might be a choking hazard for that dumb pepperoni, but not for a smart pepperoni like me-- [gags] [spluttering] [retches] Yep, this new life is already one jillion times more fun. Zip. - [bow shatters] - I'm a baby. Meow. - [grunts] - [Pud] Ah! What is going on here? You're not a baby, I'm a baby. Who are you? - Captain Good Kitty, here to help. - [grunts] [both grunting] No. My crabs. Well, at least you saved me. Am I a good kitty? You, sir, are the bestest and
only kitty I've ever met. Stop it. Ham gave me enough gross, wet hugs for nine lifetimes. Let me go. I need to get my free snackies. Three, two, one! Your time is up! [siren blares] Time's up? All I got was this sloppy hug. Aw, cat bro, I've got something for ya. Just let me un-schlorp myself. [splutters] Here. [Pud] Ooh. It's so shiny. Wait, an Amulet? Is this the thing the hairball was talkin' about? - What's it do? - [mumbles] I dunno. It shines? Wow, thanks. 'Kay. Schlorpin' away now. Just gonna go. 'Kay, bye. [belly grumbles]
Aw. I gave up my free lunch to help that funny noodley man. [high voice] At least you're a good kitty. [normal voice] Well, everyone knows, if you do good things, good things'll happen to you. [cracking] No. Ah! [whimpering] [electricity crackles] Oh, it's happening again. What is this weird weirdness? - Where did the store go? - [cracking] Aah! [grunting] Blech. Mousey Friend, why is this weird dust so cold and wet? I hate it. I should be at home in my blanket Being hand-fed delicious snacks by Human. No. No. No. No. That was my old life. I
don't need Human. [high voice] She's probably feeding the dog your snacks. [normal voice] Forget those two. Let's find some food. Pfft. This place is dumb. [high voice] I bet Ham would love this because she's dumb too. [normal voice] Yeah. Ham can do her dumb finding-Human thing while I'm gonna do my… [muffled] …not-dumb-at-all succeeding-at-life thing. [grunts] - [belly grumbles] - Oh, I really need snacks. [ominous music plays] [gasps] Snack palace. This is my kind of place. And it is exactly how I decorate. Mousey Friend, let's see if anyone's home and ask what's for dinner. I'm sure
they're very hospitable. I am very lovable. But what if they're not hospitable and they want us for dinner? Maybe we should sneak in, just to see what we're dealing with. [high voice] Oh, are you chicken, Pud? [normal voice] I'm not chicken. I'm being cautious. [high voice] Then again, maybe we should play it safe. [normal voice] Ha-ha. Look who's chicken now, Mousey. Okay, let's knock and see if anyone is in. There's no reason to be scared. I mean, who'd turn down a charming chunk-a-dunk like me? - Stop yelling at me. - In the neighborhood and saw
your lights. I've heard stories about how sharing food can be rewarding. Uh… I'll pay you anything you want. I must have something in here. Some fluff, crumply paper, weird whisker hair, shiny Amulet. Okay. I've got this laser dot… wait, where'd it go? {\an8}Why are you outside? {\an8}[chuckles nervously] Okay, I'll come in. You know, seeing you, a cat living alone, making his way in the world, seemingly only mildly unhinged, is a real inspiration. [sniffs] Mmm. [sighs] So why don't we discuss how much we don't need families over a bowl of chili? - Hey, do you wanna
see my projects? - Hm? - Maybe after dinner. - I've been sculpting and painting. I'd rather eat that chili right about now. Sculpting or painting? Which one? Okay, okay. I guess we can look at some art first. - Um, I guess we could look at that-- - Hey! How did you get there? Uhh… - And there's a sculp-- - Oh! You're over there too. Will you stop being creepy if I pick one? Hey. I'll show you the painting. And… boom. Masterpiece. Is that… Ham? My long-lost sister. Isn't she special? I'm sorry! But… if that's… Get
out of my hole. Get out of my life. Okay. [sighs] It's okay, Mousey Friend. We've always wanted a sunroof. [thunder rumbles] This is fine. - So refreshing. - [squeaks] [splutters] - [thundering bang] - Ah! [groans] That's it. Wow, thanks. 'Kay, schlorpin' away now. I'm just gonna go. 'Kay, bye. [belly grumbles] Aw. I gave up my free lunch to help that funny noodley man. [high voice] At least you're a good kitty. [normal voice] Well, everyone knows, if you do good things, good things'll happen to you. [cracking] No. Ah! [whimpering] [electricity crackles] Oh, it's happening again. What
is this weird weirdness? - Where did the store go? - [cracking] Aah! [grunting] Blech. Mousey Friend, why is this weird dust so cold and wet? I hate it. I should be at home in my blanket being hand-fed delicious snacks by Human. No. No. No. No. That was my old life. I don't need Human. [high voice] She's probably feeding the dog your snacks. [normal voice] Forget those two. Let's find some food. Pfft. This place is dumb. [high voice] I bet Ham would love this because she's dumb too. [normal voice] Yeah. Ham can do her dumb finding-Human
thing while I'm gonna do my… [muffled] …not-dumb-at-all succeeding-at-life thing. [grunts] - [belly grumbles] - Oh, I really need snacks. [ominous music plays] [gasps] Snack palace. This is my kind of place. And it is exactly how I decorate. Mousey Friend, let's see if anyone's home and ask what's for dinner. I'm sure they're very hospitable. I am very lovable. But what if they're not hospitable and they want us for dinner? Maybe we should sneak in, just to see what we're dealing with. [high voice] Oh, are you chicken, Pud? [normal voice] I'm not chicken. I'm being cautious. [high
voice] Then again, maybe we should play it safe. [normal voice] Ha-ha. Look who's chicken now, Mousey. Okay, okay. You win. Ugh. Thanks a lot, Ham. What am I supposed to do with this? Whoa… Ceiling fan. - Ha. - [cracking] [grunting] [groans] The window. [grunts] [whimpering] Ah! [whimpers] [grunts] [ominous music plays] Human? Is that you? Where are you going? I made chili for you and Mousey Friend. Why do you always have to be so ungrateful, Ham? Wait a second, Ham? Mousey Friend? But that means… you're me? I'm not Ham. You're Ham. I'm Pud. [gasps] Look, I'm
sorry I ran away all those years ago, Ham. - But-- - I thought I didn't need you or Human. - But no-- - I kept myself alive, hoping I'd find you again someday, and I did. - [groans] What? - I missed you, you little dummy. But don't worry, we'll be together forever now. - Forever. - No, thanks. [exclaims] - Ah! - Get off of me. [Hermit Pud] No. [both exclaiming] - [Hermit Pud] I don't wanna do this. Hey! - No. [pants] [grunts] [pants] [high voice] Punch him in the face. [normal voice] What?! {\an8}[high voice] There's
no peaceful solution. He'll never let you run away. Kick him in the neck. [normal voice] Really? - [grunts] - Ahh. [rumbling] - [gasps] - Wetness. [Pud cries] Okay, okay. You win. [jingles and jangles] Creepy scary man! Why are you out of bed? Bad girl. [jingles and jangles] Oh, I recognize you. Jingle-Jangle, you're my bell. You haven't aged at all. You're Jingle-Jangle. You're my bell. It's my bell. [high voice] The window. [grunts] [whimpering] Ah. [whimpers] [grunts] [ominous music plays] Human? Is that you? Where are you going? I made chili for you and Mousey Friend. Why do
you always have to be so ungrateful, Ham? Wait a second, Ham? Mousey Friend? But that means… you're me? I'm not Ham. You're Ham. I'm Pud. [gasps] Look, I'm sorry I ran away all those years ago, Ham. - But-- - I thought I didn't need you or Human. - But no-- - I kept myself alive, hoping I'd find you again someday, and I did. - [groans] What? - I missed you, you little dummy. But don't worry, we'll be together forever now. - Forever. - No, thanks. [exclaims] - Ah! - Get off of me! [Hermit Pud] No.
[both exclaiming] - [Hermit Pud] I don't wanna do this. Hey! - No. [pants] [grunts] [pants] [high voice] Punch him in the face. [normal voice] What?! {\an8}[high voice] There's no peaceful solution. He'll never let you run away. Kick him in the neck. [normal voice] Really? - [grunts] - Ahh. [rumbling] - [gasps] - Wetness! [Pud cries] No. This is my home and I'm gonna fight for it. Cat flesh. - Ahh! - This is for you, Pud. Oh-ho-ho-ho… Fall back! Fall back! Father, please allow me to protect you. [grunts] Go. Run, Father. [Pud] Thanks. [Pud] But I'm not
your real dad. - Wait, what? - [creatures grunt] - [bear sobs] Oh, Father. - [blows landing] [blows stop] [Pud] Wow, you're okay. I'm sorry about that whole "real dad" thing. What's a "real dad," anyway? - I mean, what's-- - Bad dad! - [shrieks] - Ahh! - [blaster fires] - [groans] [blaster charging] No, no, no. Stay back. [Pud] I don't like being touched. Ah. No. This is my home and I'm gonna fight for it. Cat flesh. - Ahh! - This is for you, Pud. Oh-ho-ho-ho… Fall back! Fall back! - Oh. - [creatures snarling] Take that. [grunting]
- [bunny spluttering] - Uhh… - [growls] - [Pud exclaims] [creatures roar] - [rumbling] - [panting] [rumbling stops] Uh… Did I win? [blaster charging] No, no, no. Stay back! [Pud] I don't like being touched. Ah. No. This is my home and I'm gonna fight for it. Cat flesh. - Ahh! - This is for you, Pud. Oh-ho-ho-ho… Fall back! Fall back! - Oh. - [creatures snarling] Take that. [grunting] - [bunny spluttering] - Uhh… - [growls] - [Pud exclaims] [creatures roar] - [rumbling] - [panting] [rumbling stops] Uh… Did I win? [blaster charging] No, no, no. Stay back! [Pud]
I don't like being touched. Ah. You're right, Mousey Friend. Only true heroes are brave enough to run away. - [snarling] - Let's run away the other way. - Aah! - [snarling] Ahh… [grunting] Aah. [squealing and snarling] [whimpers] Don't eat me. I'm all tricep. [blaster firing] Oh. You're right, Mousey Friend. Only true heroes are brave enough to run away. - [snarling] - Let's run away the other way. - Aah! - [snarling] Ahh… [grunting] Aah. [squealing and snarling] [whimpers] Don't eat me. I'm all tricep. [blaster firing] Oh. You're right, Mousey Friend. Only true heroes are brave enough
to run away. - [snarling] - Stay away from me. - [creature] Aah. - Aah. Whoa… [groans] - [whimpers] - [snarling] [grunting] Aah. [squealing and snarling] [whimpers] Don't eat me. I'm all tricep. [blaster firing] Oh. Oh no, does that mean you're-- Don't you see? Running away was a mistake. We survived, but did we truly live? You feel it too. [Pud gasps] You're me. I… I'm not you. You're me. We ran away. Time got wacky, but it's all gonna be okay now. No, no, no. This isn't okay. This isn't who I am. But it will be, after
a lifetime of loneliness and regret. - Lonely? What about Mousey Friend? - [squeaks] - Why don't you ask her yourself? - [squeaks] [high voice] He's crazy, Pud. Run. Save yourself. Ahh! [exhales deeply] - Your fur is still so soft. - [whimpers] Can I try it on? What's happening? - [grunts] - I just need to get… - [jingles and jangles] - Oh yes. My jingle bell. - I said I don't wanna d-- - [jingles and jangles] Ding-a-ling-a-ling. ♪Jingle-Jangle Who's a little bell? ♪ You want the bell? You do? Then get it. Oh, my Hams. No. My
Hams! My Hams! [rumbling Here, take it. - It's your dumb leash anyway. - Yes! Where were we? Oh yes. The Universe-- Did Human send you? If so, tell her it's too late to apologize. I've got my own life now. Listen, Pud. You need to go to the Universe Corporation Tower and find Ham and I.T.! But you're Ham. Yes, I'm Ham. But from a different time. Wow. [chuckles] Okay. Did you hit your head? I know it doesn't make sense right now, but just find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to do. [moaning] We don't have
much time. I'll hold these guys off. And take this Amulet. [Pud] Amulet? Wait a second. Is this the thing that hairball told me about? What's it do? It'll take you where you need to go. Now go before it's too late. But… But what about you? [scoffs] Don't worry about me. I've dealt with much worse. - Now get outta here, Pud. - Aah… Wait, this feels weird. I don't wanna-- Here, take it. - It's your dumb leash anyway. - Yes! Where were we? Oh yes. The Universe-- Did Human send you? If so, tell her it's too
late to apologize. I've got my own life now. Listen, Pud. You need to go to the Universe Corporation Tower and find Ham and I.T.! But you're Ham. Yes, I'm Ham. But from a different time. Wow. [chuckles] Okay. Did you hit your head? I know it doesn't make sense right now, but just find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to do. [moaning] We don't have much time. I'll hold these guys off. And take this Amulet. Amulet? Why? What's it do? It'll take you where you need to go. Now go before it's too late. But… But
what about you? [scoffs] Don't worry about me. I've dealt with much worse. - Now get outta here, Pud. - Aah… Wait, this feels weird. I don't wanna-- Fine. - [jingles and jangles] - Aw, my shiny. Perfect. [bell tolls] Where were we? Yes. The Universe-- Did Human send you? If so, tell her it's too late to apologize. I've got my own life now. Listen, Pud. You need to go to the Universe Corporation Tower and find Ham and I.T. But you're Ham. Yes, I'm Ham. But from a different time. Wow. [chuckles] Okay. Did you hit your head?
I know it doesn't make sense right now, but find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to do. [moaning] We don't have much time. I'll hold these guys off. And take this Amulet. [Pud] Amulet? Wait a second. Is this the thing hairball told me about? What's it do? It'll take you where you need to go. Now go. Before it's too late. But… But what about you? Don't worry about me. I've dealt with much worse. Now get outta here, Pud. Wait, this feels weird. I don't wanna-- Fine. - [jingles and jangles] - Aw, my shiny. Perfect.
[bell tolls] Where were we? Yes. The Universe-- Did Human send you? If so, tell her it's too late to apologize. I've got my own life now. Listen, Pud. You need to go to the Universe Corporation Tower and find Ham and I.T. But you're Ham. Yes, I'm Ham. But from a different time. Wow. [chuckles] Okay. Did you hit your head? I know it doesn't make sense right now, but find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to do. [moaning] We don't have much time. I'll hold these guys off. And take this Amulet. Why? What's it do?
It'll take you where you need to go. Now go before it's too late. But… But what about you? [scoffs] Don't worry about me. I've dealt with much worse. - Now get outta here, Pud. - Aah… Wait, this feels weird. I don't wanna-- Forget it, Hambo. You handle your own problems. [gasps] Pud. Wait. - [spluttering] - Ah! I'm surrounded by your problems. - Ah! - Pud. Look out! You have to go to the Universe Corporation Tow… [grunting] You have to find I.T. and Ham. But… But you're Ham. Yes, I'm Ham, but from a different time. A
different what? Simon. Just go to the Tower. Find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to do. Okay, but how do I get there? Take this. Put it on, Pud. It'll take you where you need to go. This? You want me to put this thing on? Yes. It's a necklace. It's not that complicated. Is there a switch I have to push first? How does it work? No switch, just put it on. Okay, sure, like this. No. Around your neck. It's a necklace. Take it down a notch. Like this? Yes! Okay, but what about you? -
Please, put on the necklace and go! - [beeping] Wow. Do you hear yourself? You're yelling right now. You're the worst. [electricity crackles] I wanna eat your thumbs. [beeping accelerates] Forget it, Hambo. You handle your own problems. [gasps] Pud. Ah. Ham. Help! Can't you help yourself up? [whines] I can't. I got a splinty. Come on. [grunting] Ham, get the splinter out before it bites you. - Ow. - I told you it was gonna bite you. [Pud grunts] [grunting and spluttering] [splutters] Help me up. [grunts, groans] Funny story, the pig who made that hole in the roof,
Same pig who bit you. - [Ham groans, shivers] - [gasps] [shivers] So… So cold. So, um, did Human send you? If so, tell her it's too late to apologize. I've got my own life now. Pud, please, you've got… [coughs] You've got to get to the Universe Corporation Tower and find Ham and I.T. But… But you're Ham. Yes. Yes, I'm Ham, but… [breathes deeply] [roars] Uh… [panting] I'm Ham, but from a different time. I don't understand. Just find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know what to… what to do. [panting] Take this Amulet. Amulet? Is this the
thing that hairball told me about? Ham. [weakly] It's all up to you, Pud. Save the Universe. [coughs] Find Ham. Find Human. [crying] Ham… Hum… Mmm. [horrific stinger plays] Hm? - [snarling] - Ahh! Bad girl. No chewing on Pud. [snarls] [growls] Ahh. Forget it, Hambo. You handle your own problems. [gasps] Pud! Ah! Ham! Help! Can't you help yourself up? [whines] I can't. I got a splinty. Come on. [grunting] Ham, get the splinter out before it bites you. - Ow. - I told you it was gonna bite you. [Pud grunts] [grunting and spluttering] [splutters] Help me up.
[grunts, groans] Funny story, the pig who made that hole in the roof, same pig who bit you. - [Ham groans, shivers] - [gasps] [shivers] So… So cold. So, um, did Human send you? If so, tell her it's too late to apologize. I've got my own life now. Pud, please, you've got… [coughs] You've got to get to the Universe Corporation Tower And find Ham and I.T. But… But you're Ham. Yes. Yes, I'm Ham, but… [breathes deeply] [roars] Uh… [panting] I'm Ham, but from a different time. I don't understand. Just find I.T. and your Ham. They'll know
what to… what to do. [panting] Take this Amulet. Ham. [weakly] It's all up to you, Pud. Save the Universe. [coughs] Find Ham. Find Human. [crying] Ham… Hum… Mmm. [horrific stinger plays] Hm? - [snarling] - Ahh! Bad girl. No chewing on Pud. [snarls] [growls] Ahh. [Pud] Hey. [groans] Mm… [glitches] Oh, it's you. Yeah, I.T., it's me. Pud, the cat. The smart one. Are you okay? Just… [glitches] …listen. I know, I know. Future Ham told me all about it. Ham and I came here to find out where humans went. But instead, we discovered… [glitches] …the Glitch. The
Glitch? You're right. It's my fault. I know. But what's important right now is who is going to fix it? What, me? I'm the garbage cat who broke the Universe. How am I supposed to fix it? No wonder Human abandoned me. - Pud, if you look-- - This is exactly why I ran away. Look at her stupid… [mutters] …dumbness. She was probably trying on purpose to get me in trouble, just so Human would abandon me. [heroic music plays] She's a problem, but… but she's my problem. Human would want us together. And I suppose I do too.
Plus, I guess she did kinda save me from those zombies. Or… will save me earlier today… in the future. [normal voice] After everything I've been through, I have to find Human. I deserve to find Human. But Ham needs you. Ham, Ham, Ham. This is all her fault anyway. She wanted to be center of attention? Well, now, she gets to be. [grunts] - Wait. - [groans] Please, don't do this. [scoffs] Oh-ho, I'm doing it. [normal voice] After everything I've been through, I have to find Human. I deserve to find Human. But Ham needs you. Ham, Ham,
Ham. This is all her fault anyway. She wanted to be the center of attention? Well, now, she gets to be. [grunts] - Wait. - [groans] Please, don't do this. You can't stop me, you talking trash can. [beeping] Hey, if I smell as good as I feel, I am plenty fresh. Human, it's your favorite. Pudlington Bear reporting for snuggles. Human? Human? You can stop crying now. Human? Human? Human? [normal voice] I'm gonna eat them. [gobbles] [stifling retch] [retches] [grumbles] You again? [sniffs] The Amulet, I sense its power. You found it, like I told you to. -
So? Lot of good it did me. - [gasps] The Amulet… Now, give it to me. What do I care? Take it. Go, get outta here. I'm trying to have a tantrum. Yes. Yes. I've waited so long for this moment. Blah, blah, blah. Who cares? My plan is almost complete. Magic spell. [normal voice] I'm gonna eat them. [gobbles] [stifling retch] [retches] [grumbles] You again? [scoffs] Hiss. You didn't find the Amulet? I told you to bring it to me. Hey, I found it. I just threw it away. You did what?! It's Ham's fault. Everything is. But I'm
gonna make her pay. Yes… stop the dog. That's your new mission. That was my idea, not yours. Yes, my idea. Magic spell. [normal voice] I'm gonna eat them. [gobbles] [stifling retch] [retches] [grunts] [groans] Uh. Uhh… No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [tense music plays] [groans] Oh, come on. Again? That's also Ham's fault. It's fine, it's fine. I know what I need to do. Human has been deleted, I want to be with Human, so… So… So… So I need to get deleted too. That dog is trying to keep me away from Human, again. But not
this time. No, no, no, no, no. We're going to the Center of the Universe, Mousey Friend, and we are going to stop her. [high voice] I will wear her floppy ears as a crown. [thrilling music plays] [grunting] Ah. [groans] We'll never catch that kibble-brain in time. She had a spaceship, and what do we have? [high voice] Each other? [mocking] "Each other?" [normal voice] Blugh. Not helping. ♪ Singing can help you change your mood And have a pleasant attitude ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ I want that duck. [mutters] Stupid, stupid paper. Bunch of dumb, dead trees. I
hate you. Wu-tang! - Ahh. Oof. - [squeaks] [grunts] [groans] Uh. Uhh… No, no, no, no, no, no, no. [groans] Oh, come on. Again? That's also Ham's fault. It's fine, it's fine. I know what I need to do. Human has been deleted, I want to be with Human, so… So… So… So I need to get deleted too. That dog is trying to keep me away from Human, again. But not this time. No, no, no, no, no. We're going to the Center of the Universe, Mousey Friend, and we are going to stop her. [high voice] I will
wear her floppy ears as a crown. [thrilling music plays] [grunting] Ah. [groans] We'll never catch that kibble-brain in time. She had a spaceship, and what do we have? [high voice] Each other? [mocking] "Each other?" [normal voice] Blugh. Not helping. ♪ Singing can help you change your mood And have a pleasant attitude ♪ ♪ Sing ♪ I want that duck. ♪ …Happyland 'Cause feeling bad is completely banned ♪ Stop. Look. - [flowers] Baby. - [giggling] Yeah. Aw. Look at the cute little hairy baby. - [flowers] Aw. - [electronic dance music plays] You will do exactly as
I say, ducky. Aww. Aren't you the cutest little baby in the whole-- Ew. Big weird baby. Shut your quack-hole and take me to the Center of the Universe. [gulps] [flowers] Aww, so sweet. Quack. Quack. Quack. ♪ 'Cause feeling bad Is completely banned ♪ [sobbing] Ah, help. I'm all alone and scared, and a mean ol' dog broke the Universe and ruined my life. Also, she took my favorite leg. Aww. You poor hairy child. Come on, friends, group hug. - [flowers squeal] - Ahh. [grunts] Move it, duck. The Center of the Universe, now. But what about-- Mmm.
[gulps] [flowers] Aww, so sweet. Quack. Quack. Quack. I'd never do that to you, Mousey Friend. I'm not a monster. [kisses] Now, let's go steal a blanket from a baby. [snickers] - [Pud] Yoink. That's mine. - [squeaks] [grunts] [Pud] Whoa. Ho-ho-ho-ho. [laughs] [dramatic music plays] [Duck Boat] Quack. Quack. It's pulling me in. Who cares? I'm done with you anyway. Quack… Quack, quack… I guess that goose is cooked. I'm pretty sure it was a duck. Quiet, you. [Pud groans] What the…? - [keyboard beeping] - Huh? Is that…? It's gotta be here somewhere. Maybe my calculations were… Ugh.
Ham. Look at what she's wearing. She looks like a rabbit in a spacesuit. Just a useless sock-eared excuse for a dog. - [mocking] "Hey, I'm Ham. I'm Ham." - [Ham mumbling] - [leg clanks] - [Ham] Huh? Pud? Oh, I can't believe you're here. I'm so glad you're okay. Did you bring I.T. with you? Ugh. The talking toaster? No, she peed her pants and died. I.T. dead? No… At least I still have you, brother. I thought I'd lost you. Yeah, well, I wish I had lost you. [chuckles] That's my Pud, always such a grump. Come on.
You can help me fix this. Me and I.T. figured it out before she… Well, anyway, we figured it out. - You see, there's this Switch… - [Switch buzzing] …that powers the whole thing somewhere, ah… There! We're pretty sure we could fix the whole Universe if we switch it off and on again. You know? Like how Human used to do with her computer. Smart, right? Come on. We don't have much time. She thinks she's so smart. Maybe I should give her a piece of my mind. Or you know what? I could just attack. But someone needs
to tell her what's what. She's been ruining my life for too long now. No, don't waste time talking. Just get over there and pretend to pet her, but don't. Don't. That'll drive her crazy. Hey. I'm not here to help you. I'm here to stop you. Huh? What's going on, brother? Don't call me brother. You showed up at my home uninvited, stole Human, and ruined my life. And now. Now you're trying to stop me from reuniting with Human in the sweet, eternal bliss of deletion? Oh… no, no, no, no. There is no way I'm gonna let
you hit that switch. I'll switch you on and off. I mean, just off. Whatever. Forget it. Ahh! - [Ham grunting] - Aah! Who wants a bath? Ahh. No. Not a bath. [grunting] [winces] Oh… - [grunts] - Hey. Why are you doing this? I won't let you keep me away from Human. I don't know what happened to you, Pud, but I won't let you stop me. But I will let me stop you. Wait. Come back. I haven't finished saying horrible things to you. Wait a second. Oh. Ahh… [grunts] You dumb doof. - I won't let you
keep me away from Human. - Huh? [groans] I'm doing this for Human. And for you. Don't you see? This is the only way to save the Universe and our family. You're not my family. [dramatic music plays] I get it, and I'm sorry. I know you had a whole life before I came along, and then you had to share Human with me. I can see why you'd resent me, but we don't have to fight. Please, Pud, we can still save Human. Come with me. It's not too late. [music intensifies] Take my paw. I'll switch you on
and off. I mean, just off. Whatever. Forget it. Ahh! - [Ham grunting] - Aah! - [grunts] - Hey. Why are you doing this? I won't let you keep me away from Human. I don't know what happened to you, Pud, but I won't let you stop me. But I will let me stop you. Wait. Come back. I haven't finished saying horrible things to you. Wait a second. Oh. Ahh… [grunts] You dumb doof. - I won't let you keep me away from Human. - Huh? [groans] I'm doing this for Human. And for you. Don't you see? This
is the only way to save the Universe and our family. You're not my family. [dramatic music plays] I get it, and I'm sorry. I know you had a whole life before I came along, and then you had to share Human with me. I can see why you'd resent me, but we don't have to fight. Please, Pud, we can still save Human. Come with me. It's not too late. [music intensifies] Take my paw. But this is our only chance to stop the Universe from imploding. I'm doing it for us. For our family. You're not my family.
Human is. Then, help me. We can save the Universe, including Human. Uh, help her? - [squeaks] - But what if she's right? [high voice] Don't listen to her, Pud. [normal voice] What if there's a chance to save Human? [high voice] She wants Human for herself. [normal voice] Maybe she changed. [high voice] No. She'll never change. The dog only takes. You're right. Let's do this, Ham. [both grunt] Huh? Race ya. [grunts] Mousey Friend! Ah, my sweet mousey prince, I'm so sorry. [high voice] Mmm, you were bad, but I forgive you. [grunts] Oh. Whoa, jump. Jump again.
[voice in distance] Yoo-hoo. You? Why are you here? [laughs] You gave me the Amulet. And I won't let you flip that Switch. Well, I won't let you not let us not won't flip… You know what I mean. [grunting] Stay out of this, feline. These are matters that you can't begin to understand. Ham, hit the Switch. Wu-tang! Aah… Pud! [Pud] Save Human… [gasps] Pud… Hmm. [grunting] [music ends] [moans softly] [sighs] Huh? I'm home. We… We did it! We saved the Universe! [exclaims] Pud? Oh… Oh, Pud, you didn't make it. I wish I just had one more
chance to talk to him. I'd… I'd tell him I… [coughing] [retching] What? This was all supposed to have been imploded. All my meticulous planning for nothing. [groans] You. You took Pud! He was my brother and I loved him. I hate you! I hate you! I hate you… - [laughing] - I hate you… I hate you! Ugh. Ew. But hooray! Ham. Knock-knock. Who's there? - Hug. - Hug who? - Hug me. - [laughs] Oh. That was a terrible joke, but an incredible hug. [Hairball clears throat] You. Me? [Hairball] That's a funny chair… - [toilet flushes] -
[Hairball] Wait. What? No! I'm glad we finally got to use Human's litter box. Proud of you, brother. Thanks… sister. [gasps] Wait. Where's Human? [enigmatic music plays] [Ham] Where are any humans? [automated voice] Amulet found… yes. Hairballs flushed… one. Duck Boat status… quacked. Humans found… zero. You're right. Let's do this, Ham. [both grunt] Huh? Race ya. [heroic music plays] [grunts] Oh. Whoa, jump. Jump again. [voice in distance] Yoo-hoo. You? Why are you here? [laughs] You gave me the Amulet. And I won't let you flip that Switch. Well, I won't let you not let us not won't
flip… You know what I mean. [grunting] Stay out of this, feline. These are matters that you can't begin to understand. Ham, hit the Switch. Wu-tang! Aah… Pud! [Pud] Save Human… [gasps] Pud… Hmm. [grunting] [music ends] You're right. Let's do this, Ham. [both grunt] Huh? Race ya. [heroic music plays] [grunts] Oh. Whoa, jump. Jump again. [music ends] Never. And you wanna know why? [grunts] [high voice] She doesn't deserve to know… [Ham] I still love you. Even though you basically became evil, kind of… yeah. [grunts] [music ends] [moans softly] [Pud] Huh? I'm home. What happened? - Pud?
Human? - [Pud] Oh, great. It's Ham. Where is everyone? [Pud] Hey, you walking potato, I'm right here. Aw. I saved the Universe, but Human still isn't here. And Pud is gone now too. - [Pud] What? I'm not gone. - I'm so sad. I'm right in front of your nose. All I have left of him is you, Mousey Friend. [Pud] Don't you dare touch Mousey Friend. If you go anywhere near-- - I'll just have to love you and hug you… - [Pud] Am I Mousey Friend? …forever and ever. [Pud] No! Oh… Mm-mm-mm. [automated voice] Sister betrayed…
yes. Mousey Friend betrayed… yes. Doomed for all eternity… yes. Cat pant status… brown. Humans found… zero. When I'm reunited with Human, I'll tell her you say hi. Huh? - [Pud grunts] - Aah! Why are you doing this? Why? Because now I'll be deleted too. Then I'll be with Human forever. Okay, but won't I also be deleted and be there with you, and Human too… forever? Oh no. [Pud] Oh no. [Pud] Undelete. Undelete! [music ends] Uh, hello? [chuckles] It worked! Oh. Being deleted tingles a little. Huh? Okay… Human? Where are you? I'm ready to snuggle forever.
Human? Human? That's fine. I'll enjoy some peace and quiet while I wait for her. At least that dumb dog isn't here. [sighs] [Ham] Oh me? No, I'm right here. Hello. - Ham? Where? What's goin' on? - [sing-song] Pud. [splutters] What… On my butt? Wow, this is awesome. I love butts, and now I am a butt. - No! Get off! - [giggles] - That tickles. - Get off my butt. - Again. - What are you even doing there? - I love being your butt. - Off. - More, Pud, more. [giggling] - No. Get off. No. -
Get off. - [laughs] [automated voice] Universe deletion… complete. New butt… one. Regrets… new butt. Humans found… zero. When I'm reunited with Human, I'll tell her you say hi. Huh? - [Pud grunts] - Aah! Why are you doing this? Why? Because now I'll be deleted too. Then I'll be with Human forever! Okay, but won't I also be deleted and be there with you, and Human too… forever? Oh no. [Pud] Oh no. Huh? No. No. No, nuh… [grunts] Ahh. This is all your fault, you big pain in my-- [pigeon screeches] [grunts] [music ends] [moans softly] Huh? Mm-mm.
Huh? What am I doing out here? What? Wait, wait, wait. What's goin' on? I'm supposed to be deleted. Ham? Ham? Ham. Ham? Ham, let me in, you lazy donut. [Pud] Wait, what's happening? I am being deleted. But I'm right here. Ahh! I'm a bird?! - Oh, great. Now my knees are backwards. - [lock clicks] - [Ham] Human? - [Pud] Human? - No, that's my Human. - Is that Human? Human. Don't touch her, dog. Get away from my Human. [bangs window] Oh, oh, oh… Ahh! Come on, stupid wings, why don't you work? [automated voice] Evil choices
made… many. Friends made… zero. Backwards kneecaps… two. Humans found… zero. No way. - [grunting] - Hey. - [beeping] - Uh-oh. [groans] Pud. We don't have time for this. No? Why don't you use some of the time you spent with Human? You know, the time you stole from me? Hmm? Why don't you use that? Then we'd have plenty of time. I'm sorry for how I made you feel. I didn't mean to steal anything from you. But this could be a new start… for all of us. - [clattering] - Huh? Oh. Ahh… Please, Pud, we can still
save Human. Come with me. It's not too late. [music intensifies] Take my paw. [suspenseful music plays] [all grunt] - Huh? - What? Hu… How did we get here? What is here? - Huh? - Uhh… It seems as if we broke time. But where's our apartment? Where's Human? Where's anything? It's all gone. That journey was our last chance. You blew our last chance to find Human. That meatball could've helped us if you hadn't gotten him smushed. There's gotta be some Amulet time-juice left in this thing. It has to get us to Human. You couldn't find juice
if you were a… a juice-finding dog. {\an8}- I'll do it. - No, I'll do it. {\an8}[Pud] Just accept that everything is your fault. {\an8}Hey, do you see that? {\an8}Hey, what is that? It looks kinda tasty. [Pud and Ham bickering] - [Ham 1] What's happening? - [Ham 2] It actually looks bad. [Ham 3] It looks really bad. It looks like something's missing. [shattering] [suspenseful music plays] [all grunt] - Huh? - What? Hu… How did we get here? What is here? - Huh? - Uhh… It seems as if we broke time. But where's our apartment? Where's Human?
Where's anything? It's all gone. That journey was our last chance. You blew our last chance to find Human. Well, if we're gonna be trapped in a void, I'm glad I ate Future Ham's marshmallows. Maybe she had marshmallows for brains too. All those powers but she sent you to fix the Universe? There's gotta be some Amulet-time-juice left in this thing. It has to get us to Human. You couldn't find juice if you were a… a juice-finding dog. {\an8}- I'll do it. - No, I'll do it. {\an8}[Pud] Just accept that everything is your fault. {\an8}Hey, do you
see that? {\an8}Hey, what is that? It looks kinda tasty. [Pud and Ham bickering] - [Ham 1] What's happening? - [Ham 2] It actually looks bad. [Ham 3] It looks really bad. It looks like something's missing. [shattering] [suspenseful music plays] [all grunt] - Huh? - What? Hu… How did we get here? What is here? - Huh? - Uhh… It seems as if we broke time. But where's our apartment? Where's Human? Where's anything? It's all gone. That journey was our last chance. Wow, you really blew our last chance to find Human. We're probably being punished because you
were so evil. I was only so evil because you were so… you. There's gotta be some Amulet time-juice left in this thing. It has to get us to Human. You couldn't find juice if you were a… a juice-finding dog. {\an8}- I'll do it. - No, I'll do it. {\an8}[Pud] Just accept that everything is your fault. {\an8}Hey, do you see that? {\an8}Hey, what is that? It looks kinda tasty. [Pud and Ham bickering] - [Ham 1] What's happening? - [Ham 2] It actually looks bad. [Ham 3] It looks really bad. It looks like something's missing. [shattering] [I.T.]
Play again? [all chattering] I like the one where everyone died. Dad? Dad? Do you always run away from your problems? Ugh. First of all, I'm not your dad. And second of all, who wants to watch me save the Universe again? - I do. - Me. Ooh. Let's find the one where Pud saves the Universe by peeing his pants. Uh, that happened one time. And I told you before, I don't even wear pants. Then whose pants were they, Dad? Ugh. There were no pants, and I'm still not your dad. Now, let's watch. - [Pud] …5,000 years…
- [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [march plays] [marker squeaking] ♪ This is the end You've reached the-- ♪ - What in the woofin'-- - I'm singing "The End Song," Ham. I can't believe it's done. - It's over. - I was having so much fun. - We have to go again. - I don't wanna do it-- Maybe this time we'll do all of Pud's stuff. - Let's see more of you. - We should do my stuff. Pud, everybody loves you. I love you, Human loves you. All right,
fine. Roll it one more time. Run it back. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [mumbling] Wha…? I'm home. We did it! Ham? Ham. Please, you have to be okay. - Ham! - [gasps] Pud! - Oh! - Oh, Ham! - [keys jingle] - [gasps] - [doorknob rattles] - [both] Human! [both] Oh, It's Human! It's Human! - [keys jingle] - [Ham pants] Did she forget how to use a key? - [Pud whimpers] - [gasps] [all chattering] Uh, what's goin' on? [gasps] I.T.! You're alive! I
knew it! It's good to see you, you cute little recycling bin. But, uh, why are all these guys here? We're here to thank you for saving the Universe. - Thank you so much. - [all clamoring] But it wasn't us. Evil Future Me sacrificed himself to hit the Switch. He saved all of us. I just wish I could-- [Evil Future Pud] Gimme that hug? [piano intro plays] That's right, not dead. Oh! We're not dead! Yeah. ♪ I wish I could hug myself For a thousand years… ♪ [gasps] [gasps] Oh. [rock ballad plays] ♪ 'Cause then I
wouldn't need to shed Any more lonely tears ♪ ♪ I'd have someone to shine a light On all my darkest fears ♪ ♪ A friend to scratch the itchy spot Right between my ears ♪ ♪ Oh, tickle my ears ♪ ♪ I wish I could hug myself For a thousand years ♪ ♪ For a thousand A thousand years ♪ ♪ 'Cause hugs can always Turn our sadness into cheer ♪ [both vocalize] ♪ La, la, la… ♪ ♪ I wish I could hug myself… ♪ Oh. Wait… where's Human? Guys? ♪ Years, years, years… ♪ Guys. [automated
voice] Hugs given… 1,000. Hams saved… one. Cat pant status… peed in. Humans found… zero. [mumbling] Wha…? I'm home. We did it! Ham? Ham. Please, you have to be okay. Oh no. No, she's gone. [sobbing] Oh no, I lost her. What are you doing here? I know you loved that dog, Regular Past Me. You showed me a side of us I thought I'd lost. So, I've got something to show you now. I'm too sad to look. [sobbing] - [Ham] Pud? - Huh? It's… It's Ham! - Aww. - [Pud] It's really you! - Come here. - [giggles]
- [pants] - Oh… [laughs] [Hams clamoring] Pud. Pud. There's lots of Hams. There's too many… [laughs] Okay. I didn't know which was the right Ham, so I just got all the Hams I could find from all the different timelines. [laughs] Oh-ho… Wait, wait, wait, wait… Where's Human? [Pud] Where are any humans? [gasps] Who's gonna walk all these Hams? - Walkies. - I love walkies. [Hams clamoring] Walkies. Walkies. [automated voice] Hams lost… one. Hams found… too many. Pigeons pooped out of… one. Humans found… zero. Hmm? We're… home? Then, we did it. We rebooted the Universe. Wait,
where's Ham? Ham? Human? Where are you guys? [Pud sighs] It didn't work. After all that, no Human. And now, Ham is gone too. I'd do anything to hear that dog's dumb, beautiful-- [Ham] Pud. - Dumb, beautiful-- - Pud. - Dumb, beautiful-- - Pud! Be quiet. I'm trying to remember the voice of my dead sister. [Ham] Pudlington Fluffington Bear the Cat. It is me! Huh? Hi, Pud. Ugh, I think I ate too much chili. Ham! I can't believe it. I thought… I thought… [chuckles] I'm just so glad to see you. We didn't bring Human back, but
we have each other now. - And together we're going to find her. - [air blowing] [Ham] Yeah. [Ham] maybe we should bring her a souvenir. I'm so big, I guess I kinda am one. [Pud] You're a good thinker. You think about things really well. [automated voice] Amulet found… yes. Pigeons pooped out of… one. Cat pant status… surprisingly fresh. Humans found… zero. {\an8}[moans softly] Uh? [soft music plays] I'm… home? [gasps] I did it. I rebooted the Universe. I… Oh no. Pud? Oh no, no, no, no. [gasps] [sighs] Pud. You sacrificed yourself for me, for everyone. [sniffles,
sobs] [sniffs] Mmm… What is that smell? [gasps] Bread cat? [groaning loudly] I guess that yucky pigeon egg coated and protected me. That's egg-cellent. I hate it. I hate that I said that, sorry. [gasps, squeals] Ham! [Ham laughing] [chuckles] Oh. Are you kissing me or tasting me? Yes. Hey, where's Human? [Ham] Mm? [Pud] Meow. [enigmatic music plays] Where are any humans? [Pud] Wait, are the streets made of chili now? I don't know where Human is, but I do know where dinner is. Last one to the chili road is a rotten pigeon egg. - [Ham cheering] -
[Pud laughs, clamors] [Ham] Chili, chili. [automated voice] Heroic sacrifice… one. Pud bread… baked. Cat pant status… eggy. Humans found… zero. At least we're having a ton of fun, right? Like with Past Future Ham. She had the best marshmallows. She had all those powers, but she sent you to fix the Universe? Maybe she had marshmallows for brains too. Maybe if someone had better control of their evil twin… Pfft. I mean, despite everything, that Future Evil Me was really cool and handsome, don't you think? And he made a mean chili. That he wanted to use to destroy
the Universe! [I.T.] Stop bickering, pet siblings. Despite your setbacks, we are making progress. That last play-through helped me complete my Time Map. It charts all the paths you have tried, as well as the paths you have yet to try. [ominous music plays] [Ham] Whoa… Ugh. There are still so many paths left. Don't worry, Pud. It just means me and I.T. can get a lot more footage for our blooper reel. [jaunty music plays on computer] Huh-- [grunts] [groans] [music continues] [buzzer sounds] - [Ham and I.T. chuckling] - [horn honks] Anyway, my little Ham-ulet… Get it? …here…
[grunts] …will let us keep trying as many paths as we need. [console whirs] - [Ham] Huh? - Actually, that's not quite true. While the Amulet does allow us to explore different timelines, it's not an infinite resource. You see, time is like a rubber band. It'll cost thousands in vet bills when you eat it? No. We can only stretch time so far before it snaps and disintegrates. But we've been looking for Human for 5,000 years. How many chances do we have left to find her? - We have… two chances left. - [both gasp] Only two? If
we break time before finding Human, it'll be your fault, dog. Mine? You were the one who wasted all those chances Dragging us to the same Dog Park Universe for the All-You-Can-Sniff Butt-Buffet. Yeah, that was a long hundred years. But listen, your last play-through proved to be incredibly valuable. It provided me with some very important data. Look. ♪ Singing can help you… ♪ [I.T.] I generated this data by analyzing the notes from the Duck Boat's happy song. Stop bickering, pet siblings. Despite your setbacks, we are making progress. That last play-through helped me complete my Time Map.
It charts all the paths you have tried, as well as the paths you have yet to try. [ominous music plays] [Ham] Whoa… Ugh. There are still so many paths left. Don't worry, Pud. It means me and I.T. can get a lot more footage for our blooper reel. [jaunty music plays on computer] Huh-- [grunts] [groans] [music continues] [buzzer sounds] - [Ham and I.T. chuckling] - [horn honks] Anyway, my little Ham-ulet… Get it? …here… [grunts] …will let us keep trying as many paths as we need. [console whirs] - [Ham] Huh? - Actually, that's not quite true. While
the Amulet does allow us to explore different timelines, it's not an infinite resource. You see, time is like a rubber band. It'll cost thousands in vet bills when you eat it? No. We can only stretch time so far before it snaps and disintegrates. But we've been looking for Human for 5,000 years. How many chances do we have left to find her? - We have… two chances left. - [both gasp] Only two? If we break time before finding Human, it'll be your fault, dog. Mine? You were the one who wasted all those chances dragging us to
the same Dog Park Universe for the All-You-Can-Sniff Butt-Buffet. Yeah, that was a long hundred years. But listen, your last play-through proved to be incredibly valuable. It provided me with some very important data. Look. [I.T.] Using the latest technology and facial cartography, I compiled this data by mapping the many warts on the Bacon Witch's face. [Ham] It kinda looks like you, Pud. Stop bickering, pet siblings. Despite your setbacks, we are making progress. That last play-through helped me complete my Time Map. It charts all the paths you have tried, as well as the paths you have yet
to try. [ominous music plays] [Ham] Whoa… Ugh. There are still so many paths left. Don't worry, Pud. It means me and I.T. can get a lot more footage for our blooper reel. [jaunty music plays on computer] Huh-- [grunts] [groans] [music continues] [buzzer sounds] - [Ham and I.T. chuckling] - [horn honks] Anyway, my little Ham-ulet… Get it? …here… [grunts] …will let us keep trying as many paths as we need. [console whirs] - [Ham] Huh? - Actually, that's not quite true. While the Amulet does allow us to explore different timelines, it's not an infinite resource. You see,
time is like a rubber band. It'll cost thousands in vet bills when you eat it? No. We can only stretch time so far before it snaps and disintegrates. But we've been looking for Human for 5,000 years. How many chances do we have left to find her? - We have… two chances left. - [both gasp] Only two? If we break time before finding Human, it'll be your fault, dog. Mine? You were the one who wasted all those chances dragging us to the same Dog Park Universe for the All-You-Can-Sniff Butt-Buffet. Yeah, that was a long hundred years.
But listen, your last play-through proved to be incredibly valuable. It provided me with some very important data. Look. [I.T.] I based this particular data on the number of seconds it took Pud to pee his pants {\an8}when he saw the zombies. {\an8}[Pud] I don't even wear pants. As you can see… [both] Uhh… Well, as I can see, we can use this code to identify the most probable remaining paths that may lead to Human. Then what are we waiting for? Uh-uh. If we only have two chances left, I'll make the choices. - [Ham] Let go of my
Ham-ulet. - [grunting] - Step back and let me take care of it. - [grunting] - [Ham] What? - Shoo, shoo. You're going to mess it up, and then we'll never see Human again. [music intensifies] [heart beating] - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. As you can see… [both] Uhh… Well, as I can see, we can use this code to identify the most probable remaining paths That may lead to Human. Then what are we waiting for? Uh-uh. If we only have two chances left, I'll
make the choices. - [Ham] Let go of my Ham-ulet. - [grunting] - Step back and let me take care of it. - [grunting] - [Ham] What? - Shoo, shoo. You're going to mess it up, and then we'll never see Human again. [music intensifies] [heart beating] - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. As you can see… [both] Uhh… Well, as I can see, we can use this code to identify the most probable remaining paths that may lead to Human. Then what are we waiting for?
Uh-uh. If we only have two chances left, I'll make the choices. - [Ham] Let go of my Ham-ulet. - [grunting] - Step back and let me take care of it. - [grunting] - [Ham] What? - Shoo, shoo. You're going to mess it up, and then we'll never see Human again. [music intensifies] [heart beating] - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [sniffles] Go on. - We don't need you anyway. - Ah. - Ahh. - [gasps] No! Pud! I didn't mean to. Ham, look out. I.T.!
[Ham yelling in distance] [yelling grows louder] [groans] Wait, where's Pud? And I.T.? Pud. Pud. [sighs] What have I done? [Human] Pudding and Ham. Look at you two little floof balls. Hm? - [Pud and Ham jabbering] - [Human] No, I won't eat you. [gasps] Human. Human, I found you. Stop. - Pump that kitty. Pump. Pump, pump Pud. - Ahh… Kitty-kitty pump, pump. But why are you watching this? Because this is the incident that broke the Universe. Wha…? - [Ham gasps] Wait-- - Meow. Oh. [Human] No. Wait, does that mean it was all my fault? I broke
the Universe? Not only that, but the chili sent a massive cosmic chain reaction through the very fabric of time and space causing a catastrophic Glitch. - A Glitch that deleted all humans. - Hm? You mean… I deleted Human? No. I've lost Pud. I've lost I.T. I've lost everything. So what are you gonna do about it? Pud was right. I am a dumb dog. I should just wallow in that pond over there… or maybe, just bury myself in that mound of dirt. [sighs] [whimpers] [hooded figure] If those are your options, then you must do what you
feel is right. I don't even know what's right anymore. All I know is I'm wrong. I'm so sad. Even this stick is sad. If this is your choice, then this is what will come to pass. Huh? If you choose to wallow in this pond, you will ruin it with your tears and dog filth, destroying the only fresh water on this island, killing me, yourself, and countless species. Except the scavenger birds, who will feast on our bones until the Universe, which only you could have saved, implodes. Hmm? Fine. Then I have a question. What should I
do? Also, who are you? Where am I? How did you do that? And how do you know all of this? That was five questions. But since you're asking, I know a lot of stuff. I also know this is not your first time on this journey. Huh?! Okay, but seriously, who are you? The question isn't who I am, but when. [dramatic stinger plays] Are you me? Yes, but from the future. Wow. Kinda weird you're only telling me now, though. Look, there's still a chance to fix things, but only if you change your ways. [Ham and Pud
yelling] [Future Ham] Look at the way you ignored Pud's feelings earlier. It nearly resulted in you and your family getting crushed by a giant flower. You need to start thinking about how your actions affect others and the consequences of rushing blindly into decisions. The question is, can you look before you leap? Consider this marshmallow. Should you eat it, or should you let it cool? Tempting, isn't it? [moans] Focus, Ham. Oh, so hot… but so melty. So burny. But so toasty. [whimpers] Focus with your inside voice. I am going to focus… with my outside mouth. [shrieks]
Ham, no. [coughs] Oh. Wow. Hot things are really hot. I did not see that coming. And yet, if you had stopped and considered the consequences, you would have. [sighs] I'm sorry. I see that now. I hope so… because we don't have much time. [Ham] What's this? This is the Center of the Universe. [thrilling music plays] Is that… [gasps] …Pud. [Future Ham] He needs your help. Together, you can fix the Glitch. Mm, but… but how do I… I'm gonna launch you to the Center of the Universe. And you're not coming? I'm needed in a different place…
and time. [Future Ham] Time to go. Put this on. Oh. Okay. Mmm. Perfect. Now let's get you in the cannon. Huh? Maybe I should check if it's safe before I get in there. Or… we are in a rush, so I could just jump in head first. Oh, uh, my training. Was it, "Look before you leap"? Or, "Leap before you look"? Oh… Something the matter? [Ham] Oh, I don't have much time. Anyway, no time to waste. Wait. That's not how you're supposed to do it. [Ham yelling] [grunts] Huh? Uh-oh. Whoa. [yelps] What the…? - [Ham] Huh?
- Ew. Hey, little mammal. [gasps] Phil! Oh boy, am I glad to see you. And your butt. How have you been? You know, up and down. The Bake-Off was fun. But then the volcano erupted, and the world started to break apart, So I didn't get to go on my cruise. Well, how would you like to go on a cruise right now? A cruise to save Pud. And the Universe. I'm in. Where is he? Where is he? [groans] [Ham] There. There, I see him. I see Pud. And a volcano. Oh no. He's gonna get fried, and
not in a delicious way. I'll never reach him in time without my jetpack. Hmm. Ultra spicy peppers and jet fuel actually have chemical similarities. - So eat it. - No. No, what I was gonna say is-- So eat it. No. You need to listen. I'm tryin' to explain that if we consider the ghost pepper's properties, we're left with a highly volatile, flammable compound that could yield an exothermic reaction that would result in propulsive combustion. Huh? I'll do whatever it takes to save Pud. [stifling scream] Oh no! That is not what I meant at all. [both
screaming] [Ham groaning] - [belly grumbles] - My Hammy tummy. I was gonna use the pepper to create rocket fuel. Rocket fuel? [burping] [gasps] Hey, every time I burp it tastes like rocket fuel. [gasps] We can use my rocket burps to go save Pud. - [Phil] That works too. - [groans] [Phil] Let's go! [Ham] Don't worry, Pud, I'm coming. Thanks for getting me here. - [Ham yelps] - Bye, good lu-- [screams] Huh? Oh. There he is. Oh. Whoops. Uh-oh. Lava bombs. Ahh. Oh. I've got you, Pud. Laser pointer. Perfect. Oh, hello, dot. I'm so gonna pounce
on you right now. You're gonna get it, dot. [chuckles] Yeah. Keep going, Pud. Ah. [yelps] I'm gonna getcha. I'm gonna… Meow. Dot friend. Out of the danger zone. Yes. Dot friend? Ow-ow-ow. [sniffs] Why can I smell bacon? [thrilling music plays] [gasps] No. - Aw, donuts. No, no, no, no. - [beeping] Time for Plan B. Which is, uh, "come up with a new Plan A." Right now. Hmm, wait a second. What's in my nose? [yelling] [Pud] What's happening? [both grunt] Hey, you guys. Welcome to the Center of the Universe. [gulps] [Ham groans] Oh… [Pud groans] Pud,
you're okay! - Oowie. Pud, Pud, Pud. - [Pud groans] - [Ham] Okay. - What? - [Ham giggling] - Whoa, whoa. Who are you? - How do you know my name? - What? It's me, Ham. The dumb dog? The flea bus? Okay, you might look like Ham, but after the day I've had, you could be a cat-eating zombie octopus. I'll prove it. With my most Hammy feature, my butt. Go on, smell it. No, wait. Watch it. - What? - Okay, hold on. You're a cat, not a dog. Correct. If you smell my butt, it'll tell you
everything you need to know. [chuckles] Uh, no, thanks. But, then again, if you look at my butt dancing, I should be able to prove I'm me. Again, no, thanks. It's me, I promise. Here, smell my butt. Ugh, it smells like hummus. Yep, you're Ham, all right. Anyway, this is definitely a new look. I know. I've been through a lot, and I learned a lot. I need to tell you I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the way I treated you back home, and for being a pushy Ham. {\an8}And… And for breaking the Universe. [shushes] It's not all
your fault. I should've been nicer to you, and I never should've run away, I was just… I was just scared. Scared that you were gonna replace me. I would never wanna replace you. I'd have a bajillion Puds, if I could. I know it sounds silly now. I thought it had to be just me and Human. But you made our family complete. You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? Come here. [Ham] Hmm. [burps] [chuckles sheepishly] - [I.T.] Nice upgrade, Ham 2.0. - Huh? I.T.! I'm so glad you're okay. Quick. How do we stop
the Universe from 'ploding? I've been searching for a way to fix the Glitch, but the Universe is a very complicated program. It may take a while to… [gasps] Wait. Here's something. [I.T.] "Universal Switcher…" - Did that do anything? - [Pud] Hmm. - [Pud] Mmm… - Is that the Universal Switchit? [buzzing] [chuckles] I doubt that the solution is a physical switch. This is the Universe we're talking about. It's not as if you could just-- {\an8}"Switch it off and on again." {\an8}That's what Human said she needed to do {\an8}when her computer needed un-re-breakening. {\an8}Do that. Unbreaken it.
Great idea. How do I put this? [chuckles] Your idea is stupid. - [Ham] Guh… - [Pud] Bleh… But, if you're wrong, it won't matter anyway. Let's try the Switch. Wait, I had a good idea. That makes me a good girl. [gasps] Treat, please. [I.T. beeps] - [alarm buzzing] - Huh? [Pud and Ham exclaim] Ah! Intruders detected. Initiating Sentinel Protocol. It won't let go. - [electricity crackling] - [I.T. spluttering] [sighs] Huh? This is bad. - What's goin' on? - I.T.? [screams] [power surging] [dramatic music plays] - [Pud] Oh no… - I.T.? - It's all starting to
break apart. - [exclaiming] Quick, Ham. Do something. We need to hit that Switch. [grunting] Oh. [exclaiming] Hmm. [gasps] Pud. [Pud exclaiming] Get me down! I don't like this! Hold still. I'll shoot you free. [Pud] No. You might hit me. Just shut it down. Trust me, I won't hit you. I've been trained… by myself. Ham, I cannot make this any clearer, I do not want to get lasered. Shut it down. I, uh… [beeping] Don't worry, I'm gonna fix this. [Pud] No, no, no, no. Aah. [grunts] Come on. Ahh! [Ham shouts] I'll shoot it better. [panting] [Pud]
Nice job, Ham. I'm being sarcastic, by the way. - [continues panting] - Ham. [shouts] Ham Future Me? Take a deep breath. Focus. My snoot. It burns. It burns. - Ham, this marshmallow isn't on fire. - [whimpers] Hot, hot. Oh, right. What were you saying? Remember what I taught you. Focus, focus, focus… [steadies breath] [Ham] Mmm, come on, come on… [gasps] Found the target. I need to find a clean shot. Bing, bang, bing… Oof. Nope. Bing, bang, bing, boom. Ouch. No. Bing, bang, bing, boom. Whoa. Definitely no. Bing, boom, yes. [gasps] That's the shot. [blaster charging]
[Pud] Seriously, Ham? You missed? Did I, though? Yes. [dramatic music plays] Ahh. [licks] Mm-mm-mm. [exclaims] [clattering] [sighs] I'm really sorry about that. Wait. Oh no. My battery. Activate Sleep Mode. [I.T. powers down] [groans, splutters] Pretty sure I said not to shoot me. - [clattering, rumbling] - Whoa. [Ham] Stay with I.T. I'll get the Switch. Ow. - [Pud] Ham. - Huh? [whimpers] Pud! No. Hold on. I'm coming. No. Go for the Switch. But… I have to save you. There's no time. You have to save the Universe. Go. I love you, Pud. I know. Oh, wait. No,
no, no. I… I love you too… [panting] [grunting] [music ends] [gasps] [moans] Wait, I'm… [gasps] I'm home. I'm home! Oh. Oh. [hums a tune] It worked! It worked! It worked! It worked… We saved everyone! Pud, we… Oh, Pud… Oh no… [sniffles] [doorbell rings] [gasps] Human. She'll know how to find Pud. Human. Did you forget your keys again? - [sentimental music plays] - Meow. [gasps] Little Puddum! - Oh. - [hisses] [chuckles] Classic Pud. Hm? "Dear Ham, thank you for hitting the Switch." "I know it was hard to let Pud go, so I went back in time
to find him for you." "A little further back than I anticipated." - [gasps] - [mewing] "Love, Future Ham." Oh. Human is going to love you. Wait. {\an8}Where is Human? {\an8}[mews sadly] I may not know where Human is, but I do know where the kitchen is. Come on, little brother. [purring] [automated voice] Pud killed… yes. Kitten adopted… yes. Future training… completed. Humans found… zero. [sniffles] Go on. - We don't need you anyway. - Ah. - Ahh. - [gasps] No. Pud. I didn't mean to. Ham, look out. I.T.! [Ham yelling in distance] [yelling grows louder] [groans] Wait,
where's Pud? And I.T.? Pud. Pud! [sighs] What have I done? [Human] Pudding and Ham. Look at you two little floof balls. Hm? - [Pud and Ham jabbering] - [Human] No, I won't eat you. [gasps] Human. Human, I found you. Stop. [Ham in portal] Oh no. But why are you watching this? Because this is the incident that broke the Universe. Wha…? No. My beautiful floof. - [groaning] - [Human] Ah. [Ham] Wait. You can't leave me and Human. Not after all we've been through. I won't let you. You could come with me… if you want. I'm not
leaving Human and neither are you. Now, let's go home. But what? These are small seats, and now I'm stuck. [I.T.] Ham, it's advisable to resolve the major issue here. I.T., we are getting this family back together. The Universe will have to wait. Now, get in and show us where to go. Just drive into that, and it will take you there. - [Ham] Well, which one? - [I.T.] That one. - [Ham] The further one? - It's right there. [I.T.] No, the further one. [Pud] Ham, slow down. We're gonna make it. We're gonna go home to Human
together! Got a Code Brown back here. [Pud] Wha… Whoa. [all scream] [Ham] I.T.! Pud! No. [moans] I'm home. Pud? I.T.? Oh no. Wait, Human will know what to do. Human. Human. Human? What is this? "Cause of Universe Glitch." I can read? - [Pud whimpers] Let go of me. - Here comes the best bit. Human, watch. - Wait. Ow. Meow-meow. [Human] Oh. No. Human? - [I.T.] Duck. - Duck wins. [slow carnival music plays] Excuse me, dog, did you just pick the slowest ride in this whole place? I can confirm that out of… [robotic] …364 rides, This
is the slowest. Fantastic, we might as well just walk. I'm getting out. [deep commanding voice] Sit. Down. [sweetly] Ahh… {\an8}See how peaceful it can be when you shut your… {\an8}Hole! [thrilling music plays] [Pud and Ham scream] [screaming] - [Pud] What's happening? - [Ham laughing] [Pud] We're on the duck still, right? Oh no. [Ham continues laughing] [all sigh] What kind of little wonky weird wing-dong-ness was that? [splutters] That was weird. Weird is right. [I.T.] It's like we just slipped into another dimension. - [Pud] Wha…? - Whoa. What is this place? - Well, pluck my petals. -
[gasps] You're in Rainbow Happyland, where everything is perfect. - That's right. - [both gasp] I hope you're all in the most ultimate, bestest, face-achingly happiest mood of all time. Yes, I was born in all of those moods. I wasn't. Well, actually, we've lost our Human and we need to get to that tower over there. We're really worried. Well, there ain't no room for worries in Rainbow Happyland. Quack. You know how I like to bury my feelings? How I change my tune? Please don't sing a song. Please don't sing… [performs vocal warm-up] ♪ Singing can help
you change your mood ♪ ♪ And have a pleasant attitude ♪ [Ham] ♪ Dum-dum ding-ding Sing some words ♪ [Duck Boat] ♪ Feeling bad Is completely banned… ♪ Okay, you guys, but listen, we're in a hurry. ♪ Don't fret, Mister Kitty No need to worry ♪ ♪ Don't even frown That's a real no-no ♪ ♪ 'Cause the happier you are The quicker we go… ♪ Okay, for the boat to go quicker, - we need to be happy. Pud? - [singing continues] You gotta cheer up. Come on, sing. Dog, does this look like the kind of
face that's about to burst into song? But Pud, you're slowing us down. By my calculations, at our current velocity, We should be arriving at the Tower at exactly never o'clock. {\an8}Hot poop pie. {\an8}I've gotta cheer Pud up and fast. {\an8}Maybe I could get him to dance. That's always fun. {\an8}Or I could help him sing along. Somebody's not singing. - Somebody's got bad vibes. - [menacing music plays] Ehh… Ooh. I.T. Quick, do music while I figure out what to do with Pud. [playing alternating flat notes] Hmm. Hmph. - [singing resumes] - Come on, Pud. We need
to dance you happy to get to the Tower. - Do it for Human. - Prancing makes my butt itch. [both] Whoa. - [Ham gasps] - [Pud whimpering] No, no, no, no. They're leaving without us. Come back, wacky quacker! - Wait, it's okay. - [Pud groans] They'll be coming back around the other side of the island. That gives us just enough time to fix your cattitude before we jump in the boat. How 'bout flowers to make you pretty? - [bees buzzing] - Or… a tasty treat. - ♪ Flowers make your outside pretty… ♪ - Get off…
♪ Honey makes your insides pretty ♪ ♪ Anything to make this cat less-- ♪ [gags, gasps] [retches] Hmm… - [spits] - [buzzes] Wow, yuck. Okay. [buzzing] Hey, Pud… Mouth opening competition. - Ahh… - [scoffs] Your mouth sucks. This is a mouth. Ahh-- [muffled groan] - [chuckling] - You like that? You want more? Kitty want more? Kitty loves this honey. Yeah, don't you? A honey kitty, yeah, you are. - Oh, you like that? - Bees! [gasps] Where? [all] Bee, bee, bee, bee… [Ham chuckles, buzzes] [shudders] Hey, you back off, you stripey little raisins. [whimpers] [whimpers] Huh?
You think it's okay to mess with my kids? [both] Uh-oh. [gasps] The boat. ♪ …feel pain… ♪ Come on. Get 'em, family. ♪ Let them eat all the parts… ♪ Wait, what? Were you even listening? - [Bees] Bees, bees… - [Duck Boat screams] Quack… - This is surprisingly painful… - [escaping air blows raspberry] [Pud] And nice one, dog. See what happens when you force someone to be happy? - What happened? - What's wrong with Duck Boat? - That round one has a guilt face. - It's all their fault. Especially that snitty kitty. Snitty kitty. [all
chanting] Snitty kitty. Snitty kitty… [chanting continues] [hiss] Oh no. Get them. [plants scream] [Ham] Wait, what? Ugh. It happened again. That weirdy, sparkly, wobbly thing. If you mean dimension shift, then yes. But look on the bright side. All the people who were definitely going to murder us have gone. And look… [gasps] …there's the Tower. Bright side? [thunder cracks] [Pud] It's your dumb "bright sides" that got us into this dumb situation in the first place. Huh? Huh? Oh fantastic. [echoing] …tastic, tastic, tastic… [thunder cracks] Wow, Pud, the weather is almost as angry as you. [chuckles] Your
mood does seem to be affecting the environment. Oh yeah? Well… so's your face. [thunder cracks] No, it's just you. See, Pud, you just need to cheer up. Don't tell me what to do. This is all your fault. [thunder cracks] [all gasp - [Pud and Ham whimper] - [I.T. mumbles] No, no, no, no. What? - [Pud] Are those flower nipples? - [Ham] What in the woof? [roars] Okay, I'm ready to be happy now. [thrilling music plays] Okay, but first, run. [roars] - [Pud whimpers] - [panting] [roars] Huh? [growling] [panting] Make me happy. Quick. Okay, make Pud
happy. Huh? Bones? Nothing makes me happier than chewing bones. Apart from… [gasps] …dancing. Maybe one last jig will do the trick. Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance? Bones? Dance… [continues repeating rapidly] [jabbering] Slap out of it. It's "snap," not "slap." Perfect. Pud. Chew on this! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gimme, gimme. [retches] [Pud spits] Feel happy now? - [flower roars] - Ahh… [sobs] [all scream] We're never gonna find the Tower. - Or Human. - [I.T.] Run, run… [Ham] Nothing I like makes Pud happy. [growls] [Pud] Aah. Wait. I've got
it. It's not, "What would I like?" It's, "What would Pud like?" - [Pud whimpers] - [growls] [all pant, scream] [Pud and Ham grunting] [flower growls] [roars] Quick. What would Pud like? Think. Think. - [groans] I can't feel my knees… - [gasps] Pud's backpack. [Ham] He packed the leash and the photo. I.T., help me get to Pud's backpack. [I.T.] Uh-oh. I.T.? [all scream] [growls] [grunts] [inhales deeply] - Huh? - Yes. [snickers] Hey, Pud. Look. My photo. [Pud] Human. Dog… [thunder cracks] [roars] [all groaning] [gasps] Human and Pud. Huh? It's working. - Huh? - Uh-oh. Mm? [roars]
{\an8}- [gasps] - Ahh. [slo-mo] Photo… Photo. Human and me, sittin' in a tree, H-U-G-G-I-N-G. Now I'm happy. [gasps] [groans weakly] [Ham] Yahoo. We're still alive. - [I.T. chuckles] Yay! - [Ham] Not dead. We've not been smashed into pieces. I'll just bury this here, and no one will know… Goodbye, dog. - [Ham] Pud. - [startled fart] Uhh… You did it. Come on. I am coming on. [ominous music plays] Um, by the way, thanks for saving my life, dog. I mean, Ham. Aw, Pud. That's what family's for. Yes, I love you very much-- Enough. Too much touching.
Let's get on with this. Ay, be-baish! [whimsical music plays] Wha-- Guh. Hey, you guys, welcome to the Universe Corporation. Just boop the console and enter. - Doors. Open. Now. - [laughing] Stop it. - Come on. Stop laughing. - That tickles. Open the door. It's broken. [Ham] Boop. You forgot to say "boop." {\an8}- [unit beeps] - [ominous music plays] {\an8}[Pud] Look how slow it opens. {\an8}[echoing] …slow it opens… {\an8}[unit] Come on in. - [Ham] Hey, Pud… - What? Eggs up. Uhh… [coos, babbles] [Puddling chuckles] [Puddling mumbles, exclaims] - [Ham] Hey, Pud… - What? You want some
nice freshly-teated milk? - Here you go. - [gurgles] Straight from the udder to my brudder. Why is this milk hot? I kept it in my dog pocket. {\an8}Ten steps behind me. [sighs] I'm so sad. If you choose to bury your feelings, then this is what will come to pass… If you dig this hole, not considering how thin the island is, you'll break through the bottom, destroying a web of mole homes, before plummeting through the clouds and crashing into an intergalactic bus, sending hundreds of souls, and yourself, into the sea. Any survivors will disappear as the
Universe, which only you could've saved, implodes. Fine. Then, I have a question. What should I do? Also, who are you? Where am I? How'd you do all that? And how do you know this stuff? That was five questions. - [Duck Boat continues singing] - Okay, I'm gonna help you sing. [Ham scats in tune with Duck Boat] Ew. I can taste your fingers. [Ham] Okay, that didn't work. - I.T., keep going. - [continues playing] Pud, time for tummy drums. What? No. [voice vibrating] Uhh, stop it. [popping] [escaping air blows raspberry, whistles] Quack… - This is surprisingly
painful… - [escaping air blows raspberry] [Pud] And nice one, dog. See what happens when you force someone to be happy? Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. Ooh. [grunts] [gasps] Do you know what I do to pie thieves? I turn them into thief pies. I wasn't stealing it. I was just taking it. - [knocking] - Who's that? Shut your pie-hole. So juicy… Ugh. Hello, ugly forest person. Have you, perchance, seen a dumb stupid dumb dog around here? Wow. Aren't you a pretty kitty fat. I mean, fatty fat. Uh… Fatty kitty fatty kit… Come inside. [muffled yelling] So,
uh, did you see a dog? She's called Ham. Really dumb, can't miss her. Oh yes, we have plenty of ham. Ham, Spam, bologna, pastrami. Ooh. Or maybe kitty would like a nice little turkey-wurst. Well, I haven't eaten in a while. So, maybe just a little… But before we fill your chubby little food-chute, we need to add seasoning. Uh… Is that salt? [grunting] [Pud] What? [grunts] - Hup. She wants to eat us. Run. - [Pud] Whoa. [Pud] Ham, what's going on? Bad pie. [witch] Frying pan. Frying pan. Get back here. Time to pound some pie. [all
exclaiming] Great work, dog. Not only are we all gonna die, but I think I got some gravy on my brand-new pantaloons. My scanners show you actually pooped yourself. That's what I said. Never mind who pooped whose pants. Okay, I need to get us out of here. There's a string of salami, or… There might be something useful in Pud's backpack. [grunting] We need a distraction. Quick. I can't eat you if you're under the table. And you thought I was hangry. Get in my mouth! But since you're asking, I know a lot of stuff. I also know
that this is your last chance to fix everything. {\an8}Huh?! Okay, but seriously, who are you? The question isn't who I am, but when. [gasps] Yay. I was hoping you would be me. Look, there's still a chance to fix things, but only if you change your ways. But since you're asking, I know a lot of stuff. I also know that this is your last chance to fix everything. {\an8}Huh?! Okay, but seriously, who are you? The question isn't who I am, but when. Are you me? Yes, but from the future. Wow. Kinda weird you're only telling me
now, though. Look, there's still a chance to fix things, but only if you change your ways. But since you're asking, I know a lot of stuff. I also know this is not your first time on this journey. {\an8}Huh?! Okay, but seriously, who are you? The question isn't who I am, but when. [gasps] Yay. I was hoping you would be me. Look, there's still a chance to fix things, but only if you change your ways Okay, but seriously, who are you? The question isn't who I am, but when? [gasps] Yay. I was hoping you would be
me. Look, there's still a chance to fix things, But only if you change your ways. Okay, but seriously, who are you? The question isn't who I am, but when? Are you me? Yes, but from the future. Wow. Kinda weird you're only telling me now, though. Look, there's still a chance to fix things, but only if you change your ways. I vote Pretty Kitty. [muffled grumbles] Oh wow, Pud, those petals really bring out your big, beautiful sweaty eyes. Oh, thanks. I do have hat eyes. The colors really go with your floofy coat. Well, I always try
to lick twice a day. Especially my bis, tris, and right between my… - Bees. - [gasps] Where? [all] Bee, bee, bee, bee… [Ham chuckles, buzzes] [shudders] Hey, you back off, you stripey little raisins. [whimpers] [whimpers] Huh? You think it's okay to mess with my kids? [both] Uh-oh. [gasps] The boat. ♪ …feel pain… ♪ Come on. Get 'em, family. ♪ Let them eat all the parts… ♪ Wait, what? Were you even listening? - [Bees] Bees, bees… - [Duck Boat screams] Quack… - This is surprisingly painful… - [escaping air blows raspberry] [Pud] And nice one, dog. See
what happens when you force someone to be happy? - What happened? - What's wrong with Duck Boat? - That round one has a guilt face. - It's all their fault. Especially that snitty kitty. Snitty kitty. [all chanting] Snitty kitty. Snitty kitty… [chanting continues] [hiss] Oh no. Get them. [plants scream] [Ham] Wait, what? Ugh. It happened again. That weirdy, sparkly, wobbly thing. If you mean dimension shift, then yes. But look on the bright side. All the people who were definitely going to murder us have gone. And look… [gasps] …there's the Tower. Bright side? [thunder cracks] [Pud]
It's your dumb "bright sides" that got us into this dumb situation in the first place. Huh? Huh? Oh fantastic. [echoing] …tastic, tastic, tastic… [thunder cracks] {\an8}Wow, Pud, the weather is almost as angry as you. [chuckles] Your mood does seem to be affecting the environment. Oh yeah? Well… so's your face. [thunder cracks] {\an8}No, it's just you. {\an8}See, Pud, you just need to cheer up. Don't tell me what to do. This is all your fault. [thunder cracks] [all gasp] - [Pud and Ham whimper] - [I.T. mumbles] No, no, no, no. What? - [Pud] Are those flower nipples?
- [Ham] What in the woof? [roars] Okay, I'm ready to be happy now. [thrilling music plays] Okay, but first, run! [roars] - [Pud whimpers] - [panting] [roars] Huh? [growling] [panting] Make me happy. Quick. I have this Puddling egg. Nothing would make me happier than seeing a little version of Pud. Apart from… dancing. [gasps] Maybe one last jig will do the trick. Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance? Egg? Dance… [continues repeating rapidly] [jabbering] Slap out of it. It's "snap," not "slap." - [Puddlings mewing] - [gasps] Have this. Oh
great. Oh great, a snack. Finally, the dog gets it. - [egg cracks] - Huh? Mother? Witchcraft. [gagging] [Pud retches] - [coos] - [flower roars] - [Ham] Huh? - Ahh… [sobs] [all scream] - What happened? - What's wrong with Duck Boat? - That round one has a guilt face. - It's all their fault. Especially that snitty kitty. Snitty kitty. [all chanting] Snitty kitty. Snitty kitty… [chanting continues] [hiss] Oh no. Get them. [plants scream] [Ham] Wait, what? Ugh. It happened again. That weirdy, sparkly, wobbly thing. If you mean dimension shift, then yes. But look on the bright
side. All the people who were definitely going to murder us have gone. And look… [gasps] …there's the Tower. Bright side? [thunder cracks] [Pud] It's your dumb "bright sides" that got us into this dumb situation in the first place. Huh? Huh? Oh fantastic. [echoing] …tastic, tastic, tastic… [thunder cracks] {\an8}Wow, Pud, the weather is almost as angry as you. [chuckles] {\an8}Your mood does seem to be affecting the environment. Oh yeah? Well… so's your face. [thunder cracks] {\an8}No, it's just you. {\an8}See, Pud, you just need to cheer up. Don't tell me what to do. This is all your
fault. [thunder cracks] [all gasp] - [Pud and Ham whimper] - [I.T. mumbles] No, no, no, no. What? - [Pud] Are those flower nipples? - [Ham] What in the woof? [roars] Okay, I'm ready to be happy now. [thrilling music plays] Okay, but first, run! [roars] - [Pud whimpers] - [panting] [roars] Huh? [growling] [panting] Make me happy. Quick. Wait, I still have some milk. [gasps] Nothing would make me happier than a squirt of fresh dairy. [gasps] Apart from… dancing. Maybe one last jig will do the trick. Milk? Dance? Milk? Dance? Milk? Dance? Milk? Dance? Milk? Dance? Milk?
Dance? Milk? Dance? Milk? Dance… [continues repeating rapidly] [jabbering] Slap out of it. It's "snap," not "slap." Quick. Pud, drink this. Yeah. Gimme, gimme, gimme. [gulping] [Ham] I milked it from a cow that had your face. [Pud retches] You milked me? - [echoing] …milked me, milked me… - [flower roars] - Aah! - [Ham gasps] [all scream] [witch grunting] Stay away from my family, witch. [prog rock plays] [scoffs] What are you gonna do with that? Uhh… [Pud] Run. - Whoops. Whoa. - [Ham and I.T.] Whoa… [Pud] Ahh. [grunts] - [Pud] Ahh. Gah. - Get off. Uhh… -
My nose. [screams] - Ooh. Ah. No… - [witch grunting] - What does this do? [jingling and jangling] - Ooh. The timer for my meatloaf. - Hm? Wait! I'm not baking any meatloaf. Hey. [grunting] [sighs] I.T., help. Okay. [witch] Oww. [Future Ham] Look at the way your behavior almost got your family turned into a pie. You need to start thinking about how your actions affect others and the consequences of rushing blindly into decisions. The question is, can you look before you leap? Consider this marshmallow. Should you eat it, or should you let it cool? Tempting, isn't
it? [moans] Focus, Ham. Oh, so hot… but so melty. So burny. But so toasty. [whimpers] Focus with your inside voice. Oh, right. C'mon, Pud. Nothing makes me happier than shaking my butt. Um, okay. Like this? No, Pud, like this. Okay. Yow! [mumbles] - [Pud groans] Meow, meow, meow. - Ooh. - [rumbling] - [gasps] - [all scream] - [roars] [groans] No, Ham. Look before you leap. {\an8}And that looks a little too hot. [sighs] Okay, fine. I won't eat the deliciously fiery marshmallow that looks so melty, gooey-gooey, delicious good. I have to admit, I'm impressed. You thought
about the consequences, instead of rushing in and avoided this gnarly burn. [shrieks] Mmm. Considering the consequences of your actions is delicious. You're ready, Ham, but we don't have much time. We're never gonna find the Tower! - Or Human. - [I.T.] Run, run… [Ham] Nothing I like makes Pud happy. [growls] [Pud] Aah. Wait. I've got it. It's not, "What would I like?" It's, "What would Pud like?" - [Pud whimpers] - [growls] [all pant, scream] [Pud and Ham grunting] [flower growls] [roars] Quick. What would Pud like? Think. Think. - [groans] I can't feel my knees… - [gasps]
Pud's backpack. [Ham] He packed the bell and the photo. I.T., help me get to Pud's backpack. [I.T.] Uh-oh. I.T.? [all scream] [growls] [grunts] [inhales deeply] - Huh? - Yes. [snickers] Okay, the plan is, we wait for the right moment, tip the pot over, and run. How will we know if it's the right moment? Now. - [grunting] - [clattering] The chili. It's possessed. [screaming] See? My ideas are amazing. - [Phil] No. - [both] Huh? I can't live with betraying my Granny's memory. - [chuckles] - Die, shame chili. [rumbling] We gotta get out of here and get
to the Tower. - Which way is out? - [Dickie] Flippin' heck, look at that. [Phil screams] Hello. [both] I.T.! [Ham] If family points were a thing, I'd give you a thousand. Now, let's get to that tower. Quick question, how many family points do I lose if we all burn alive? [chef] Oh, my profiteroles. [all scream] - [Ham] We're burning alive. - [electricity crackles] - [Ham and I.T. cheer] - Ha-ha, we're alive. - Hey, Pud, look. - [jingling and jangling] My favorite bell. It's Jingle-Jangle. Huh? It's working. Huh? Mm? [roars] Uh-oh. [grunts] Oh. [jingling and jangling]
[slo-mo] Jingle-Jangle. ♪ A little jingle here And a little jangle there ♪ ♪ And everybody knows it ♪ Now I'm happy. [gasps] [groans weakly] [Ham gasps] The Tower. - [Dickie] The secret to making good dough… - Okay, all right, okay… [muttering] [Ham] Climbing up the thing, I'm scaling… - [chef] …some of that. - Uh… [sniffs] Oh, I'm gonna crush Phil. [chortles] [muffled scream] [Dickie] All right, my dino chefs, time for Dickie to find out if your chili is lovely and spicy, or will it signal your early demise-y? Bloomin' heck. Is that hair?! [splutters] I don't
even know where that hair came from. - We're all reptiles. - Mmm. Very disappointing. I sense you have the Amulet? I do, but… - How did you-- - There's no time to explain. I have to go rescue an old friend. [Future Ham] Time to go. Put this on. Oh. Okay. Mmm. Perfect. Now, let's get you in the cannon. Huh? Maybe I should check if it's safe before I get in there. Or… we are in a rush, so I could just jump in head first. Oh, uh, my training. Was it, "Look before you leap"? Or, "Leap
before you look"? Oh… Something the matter? [Ham] Oh, I don't have much time. Hey, Pud, look. Ah. Stringy Friend! [giggles] Huh? It's working. Huh? Mm? [roars] Uh-oh. [grunts] Ooh. [slo-mo] Stringy Friend! Oh. [giggles] Now, I'm happy. [gasps] [groans weakly] [Ham gasps] The Tower. Wait, wait, stop. Wait, wait. Wasn't there a turtle? Did we leave him behind? Oh, he's probably super dead now, right? [winces] [gasps] The Tower. Whoa… Okay, so we're just movin' right past the whole turtle thing? [Pud] I mean, he probably had a name. Is this the way you want him to go out?
You do something if I go out. I want candles, I want Mousey Friend, I want food. If you don't put food on my grave when I die… Um, by the way, thanks for saving my life, dog. I mean, Ham. Aw, Pud. That's what family's for. Yes, I love you very much. Enough. Too much touching. Let's get on with this. Ay, be-baish! Wha-- Guh. Hey, you guys, welcome to the Universe Corporation. Just boop the console and enter. - Doors. Open. Now. - [laughing] Stop it. - Come on. Stop laughing. - That tickles. Open the door. It's
broken. Mm… Perfect. [Ham] Boop. Aw, you guys. {\an8}- [unit beeps] - [ominous music plays] {\an8}[Pud] Look how slow it opens. {\an8}[echoing] …slow it opens… {\an8}[unit] Come on in. Wow! [fanfare plays] Hey, do you know what would make your dead grandma love this even more? Bacon Witch nose. How did it get so big? - [wailing] - Ahh. What?! Now then, what do we have here? Hmm… [tense music plays] Hmm. [giggles] What a beauty. Now that dish definitely deserves Dickie's Handshake. [wailing] And as a bonus prize for the deliciously meaty, witchy-nosed flavor, Dickie's got you an extra
little something special. Oh, that's too much. I'm embarrassed and wanna vomit. New friend, I couldn't have done it without your witch's nose. - [gasps] - Please take this. Ooh. [gasps] Pretty good, dog. I guess things turned out well, after all. - And the loser goes into Dickie's volcano. - Aah. - [volcano rumbling] - [all exclaiming] [Ham] Whoa, whoa. [Phil yelps] We gotta get outta here and get to the Tower. - Which way is out? - [Dickie] Flippin' heck, look at that. [Phil screams] Hello. [both] I.T.! [Ham] If family points were a thing, I'd give you
a thousand. Now, let's get to that tower. Quick question, how many family points do I lose if we all burn alive? [chef] Oh, my profiteroles. [all scream] - We're burning alive. - [electricity crackles] - [Ham and I.T. cheer] - Ha-ha, we're alive. Wait. Is this thing safe? Look at you. Great question. Yes, it is. Uh. As long as you climb in butt first. Of course. Booties always come first. Proud of you. Bye, Me. [thrilling music plays] [grunting] [screams] Ah. Oh no. Pud! I'm coming! Anyway, no time to waste. Wait. That's not how you're supposed to
do it. [Ham yelling] [grunts] Huh? Uh-oh. Whoa! [yelps] What the…? - [Ham] Huh? - Ew. Oh. Thanks for catching me with your butt, Mr. Big Lizard, but I need your help. You've gotta take me to that big, swirly, scary storm. What? I'm tryin' to get away from that. [jabbering] I need to get there to save my brother. Also, everyone. Uhh… Okay, Ham, I'm with you. Great. Wait, how did you know my… Never mind. Where is he? Where is he? [groans] [Ham] There. There, I see him. I see Pud. And a volcano. Oh no. He's gonna
get fried, and not in a delicious way. I'll never reach him in time without my jetpack. Hmm. Ultra spicy peppers and jet fuel actually have chemical similarities. - So eat it. - No. No, what I was gonna say is-- So eat it. No. You need to listen. I'm tryin' to explain to you that if we consider the ghost pepper's properties, we're left with a highly volatile, flammable compound that could yield an exothermic reaction that would result in propulsive combustion. Huh? [Ham] Listen, Ham, listen. [grunting] Okay, Phil, what are we doin'? What I'm trying to tell
you is I can turn the pepper into fuel for my engine. But I don't know how we're gonna avoid crashin' into all this space junk. Leave that to me. [beeps] You are one fancy laser dog. Whoa. [Ham] Don't worry, Pud, I'm coming. Thanks for getting me here. - [Ham yelps] - Bye, good lu-- [screams] [splutters] Okay, email. Retrieving email. [Muzak plays] {\an8}[narrator] Due to the recent incident, which we will refer to as the Glitch, You may have noticed you and your colleagues have gone missing. There is no reason to panic. According to our calculations, the
Glitch is the result of a multidimensional boo-boo - which has broken the entire Universe. - [explosion] {\an8}So, just relax and have a wonderful day… {\an8}until the Glitch causes your particles to violently collapse. Oh dear. It's me, I promise. Here, smell my butt. Ugh, it smells like hummus. Yep, you're Ham, all right. Anyway, this is definitely a new look. I know. I've been through a lot, and I learned a lot. I need to tell you I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the way I treated you back home and for being a pushy Ham. And… And for breaking
the Universe. [shushes] It's not all your fault. I should've been nicer to you, and I never should've run away, I was just… I was just scared. Scared that you were gonna replace me. I would never wanna replace you. I'd have a bajillion Puds, if I could. I know it sounds silly now. I thought it had to be just me and Human. But you made our family complete. You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? Come here. [Ham] Hmm. I am Ham. Otherwise, how would my butt know how to do this? - Watch my
butt. Watch my butt. Watch it. - [stifles scream] Ow. Stop. Okay, okay, okay, it's you. Gosh. Anyway, this is definitely a new look. I know. I've been through a lot, and I learned a lot. I need to tell you I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the way I treated you back home and for being a pushy Ham. And… And for breaking the Universe. [shushes] It's not all your fault. I should've been nicer to you, and I never should've run away. I was just… I was just scared. Scared that you were gonna replace me. I would never
wanna replace you. I'd have a bajillion Puds, if I could. I know it sounds silly now. I thought it had to be just me and Human. But you made our family complete. You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? Come here. [Ham] Hmm. [burps] [chuckles sheepishly] I am Ham. Otherwise, how would my butt know how to do this? ♪ I am Pud and this is how I dance ♪ ♪ Elephant, Glamor Sauce, Patch ♪ [stifles scream] Ow. Stop. Okay, okay, okay, it's you. Gosh. Anyway, this is definitely a new look. I know. I've
been through a lot, and I learned a lot. I need to tell you I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the way I treated you back home and for being a pushy Ham. And… And for breaking the Universe. [shushes] It's not all your fault. I should've been nicer to you, and I never should've run away. I was just… I was just scared. Scared that you were gonna replace me. I would never wanna replace you. I'd have a bajillion Puds, if I could. I know it sounds silly now. I thought it had to be just me and Human.
But you made our family complete. You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? Come here. [Ham] Hmm. [somber music plays] Pud, do you not like me? [Pud] Uhh… Yeah. But, um… Keeping my family together was all I ever cared about. [tower creaking] We should really get out of here. It's becoming unstable. And now I find out you don't even like me. How am I supposed to react to that? [music intensifies] [shouts] Say something! Ham… [sighs] I'm sorry. Don't worry, I'm gonna fix this. [Pud] No, no, no, no. - [blaster charges] - Aah! [grunts]
Come on. Ahh! [Ham shouts] I'll shoot it better! [panting] [Pud] Nice job, Ham. I'm being sarcastic, by the way. - [continues panting] - Ham. [shouts] Ham! Future Me? Take a deep breath. Focus. Remember what I taught you. Focus, focus, focus… [steadies breath] [Ham] Mmm, come on, come on… [gasps] Found the target. I need to find a clean shot. Bing, bang, bing… Oof. Nope. Bing, bang, bing, boom. Ouch. No. Bing, bang, bing, boom. Whoa. Definitely no. Bing, boom, yes. [gasps] That's the shot. [blaster charging] [Pud] Seriously, Ham? You missed? Did I, though? Yes. [dramatic music plays]
Ahh! [licks] Mm-mm-mm. [exclaims] [clattering] [sighs] I'm really sorry about that. Wait. Oh no. My battery. Activate Sleep Mode. [I.T. powers down] [groans, splutters] Pretty sure I said not to shoot me. - [clattering, rumbling] - Whoa. [Ham] Stay with I.T. I'll get the Switch. Ow. - [Pud] Ham. - Huh? [whimpers] Pud! No. Hold on. I'm coming. No. Go for the Switch. But… I have to save you. There's no time. You have to save the Universe. Go. Scanner, search for power source. Mmm. Come on, come on… - [gasps] Found the target. Yes. - [beeps] [groaning] Ham. I'm
trying, Pud. I just can't hit it. Whoa. Remember what I taught you. [Ham] But I didn't eat any more marshmallows! No, the thing about focus. [Ham] Right. Bing, bang, bing… Oof. Nope. Bing, bang, bing, boom. Ouch. No. Bing, bang, bing, boom. Whoa. Definitely no. Bing, boom, yes. [gasps] That's the shot. [blaster charging] [dramatic music plays] - Ahh… - Yes. [clattering] [sighs] I'm really sorry about that. Wait. Oh no. My battery. Activate Sleep Mode. [I.T. powers down] [groans, splutters] Wow, nice laser skills. - [clattering, rumbling] - Whoa. [Ham] Stay with I.T. I'll get the Switch. Ow.
- [Pud] Ham. - Huh? [whimpers] Pud! No. Hold on. I'm coming. No. Go for the Switch. But… I have to save you. There's no time. You have to save the Universe. Go. [dramatic music plays] I don't want a Universe without you. Ahh. [whimpers] I'm not letting you go. A Universe without my family is no Universe at all. Come here, Ham. [music crescendos] [music ends] - [Pud moans] - Hm? [both] Huh? Whoa. [Ham] Where are we? [gasps] Did we get imploded? I guess. I just hope we can still find Human somehow. Don't worry. We'll find her.
Together. [belly grumbles] Ugh, I could really use one of those snacks she used to make. Ooh, yeah, like a bagel. Oh. Human loved bagels. - [boop] - Oh. [gasps] Did I do that? Wow, that's nuts! - [booping] - [gasping] Did you see that? Am I designing the new Universe with my thoughts? Make sure there aren't any spiders this time. - [boop] - [squeaks] - Oh, come on. - [chuckles] Well, that was you, not me. Mm. I was trying to think of Human… Maybe if we both think about her, really hard. [grunting] [boop] That's definitely not
Human. My head was thinking Human, but my belly was thinking about hot dogs. And anyway, we should probably stock up on snacks before we go find her. - [grunts] Cheese. Cheesy fish. Steak. - [grunts] Ham. Spam. Bones. - Hot dog. Fish. Chicken nuggets. - Cake. Pizza. Big bone. Bigger bone. [automatic voice] Cannons launched out of… one. Puds saved… one. Kill count… 397 billion. Humans found… zero. [sniffles, sobs] [whimpering and snorting] [sobbing] [sneezes] Ow. [groans] [Ham] Aw. Human's broken laptop. She never got the chance to fix it. Fix it… that's it. I.T. wanted us to go
to the Center of the Universe to fix everything. Duh. Ow. No more "nice doggy," the Universe needs me. [grunts] - [Ham] Ahh. Whoa… - Whoa-ho… [Ham] You're made of meat? Yum. Also… Ahh. What's happening? Ah-ah… Meatball, look out! It's me. - [bunny] You're gonna die. - [Ham] Stop panicking. Get off. - [grunts] - [Ham] Listen up, Meaty. You have to take me to the Center of the Universe. If you don't, the entire Universe is going to implode. What?! But I live in the Universe. [screams] [grunting] Find a place to land. I can't. It's too pully.
[both screaming] [grunting] [both groan] [groans] Are you okay? - [somber music plays] - Panky… Malanky. What? [coughs] My name is Panky Malanky. And your name must be Rude Doggie 'cause you just jumped on me without even asking… I… I'm sorry. You're right, Mr. Plappy Malappy. That's Panky… [groans] …Malanky… [coughs] Babs, JJ, is that you? [coughs] [exhales, stops breathing] [music ends] [chuckles] Hello. Welcome to the Center of the Universe. - Pud! I missed you so much! - [Pud groans] Uh… Oh, I'm sorry. You hate that. I just thought I'd never-- Aw, come here, you little Ham.
Oh-ho… [sniffles] I'm sorry for how I made you feel, Pud. {\an8}And I'm also sorry for breaking the Universe. Aw, Ham, I'm sorry too. I should've been nicer to you. And I shouldn't have run away from my family. I missed you. You… You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? Huh? See? You… You fixed it. [gasps] Oh, I.T.! I'm so sorry for how I behaved at the Tower. It's okay. Family forgives each other. [whimpers] Biscuit, please. Good Ham. Biscuit. - Pud! I missed you so much! - [Pud groans] Uh… Oh, I'm sorry. You hate
that. I just thought I'd never-- Aw, come here, you little Ham. Oh-ho… [sniffles] I'm sorry for how I made you feel, Pud. {\an8}And I'm also sorry for breaking the Universe. Aw, Ham, I'm sorry too. I should've been nicer to you. And I shouldn't have run away from my family. I missed you. You… You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? [groans] Pud, I'm sorry… I'm sorry for everything. The way I acted back home, how I treated you, And for breaking the Universe. - [whimpering] - [shushing] Get those tears back in your face. It's
not all your fault. It's only mostly your fault. But it doesn't matter. I should've been nicer to you. And I never should've run away. I was just… I was just scared. Scared that you were gonna replace me in Human's life. I would never wanna replace you. I'd have a bajillion Puds, if I could. {\an8}I know it sounds silly now, {\an8}but I always thought it had to be just me and Human. {\an8}But you made our family complete. {\an8}You called me family. Well, you're my sister, aren't you? See? You… You fixed it. Come here, you little Ham.
- [Ham] Mmm. - [Pud] Mm. [gasps] Oh, I.T.! I'm so sorry for how I behaved at the Tower. It's okay. Family forgives each other. [whimpers] Biscuit, please. Good Ham. Biscuit. We have to try flipping the Switch. [electricity crackling] I'm sorry, I.T. [Pud groaning] I hate running. How many more steps? {\an8}How many more steps? [mumbles] - [Pud] Okay, okay. Here we go. - One more… [Pud groans] Ham. - Falling. - Pud! [whimpering] Come on, Pud. We're so close! [somber music plays] There's no time. Go. Flip the Switch. No. I won't leave you. Ham, go. It's the
only way to save the Universe and Human. But… But I'd lose you. [rumbling] You have to let me go. [whimpers] [thrilling music plays] - [grunting] - [Pud grunts] [grunting] I won't lose you again. Whoa. Okay, but it is my tail though still, so-- - Uh, okay, not too hard. - [grunting] [exclaims] [groans] Come here. I couldn't let you go. A Universe without my family is no Universe at all. Aw. You silly sock head. - [rumbling] - [both] Huh? [music crescendos] [music ends] [soft music plays] [moans softly] Wait. You're not my bed. And you're not my
apartment. [gasps] Is this implosion? [gasps] [ethereal music plays] Oh… [gasps] Baby stars. Wow. Is this the Universe being reborn? [music intensifies] Mm, doggy treats. Wait, are they for doggies or made of doggies? This is amazing. I wish I could share this with Pud. [Pud] Where are we? Huh… Ahh. [exclaims] Pud-doggy-brother. Pud puppy. Dog puppy. Dog-Puddy-Pud. Doggy… You're a… Pud, you're a dog. I'm a what?! Mmm? Ugh. I'm hideous! We're both hideous! [gasps] Oh, smell it, smell it. You're gonna like it. I swear. Come on, smell my butt! I will never… [sniffs] Ah-hah. I get it
now. It's like I'm reading a book all about you. Ham. Ham, I feel closer to you than ever. Wait, what about Human? Well, I'm sure she'll turn up soon. That's the good thing about being a dog. We never lose hope. We can wait for forever. [gasps] Maybe she'll be a dog too! Well, what do we do 'til she gets here? Do you wanna play? Yes. Very badly, I want to play. - Tag. - Ahh. I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya. [Pud] Where you going? I'm gonna tag you. [Pud] I don't quite know the
rules to this game. [Ham] I don't either. [automated voice] Pud saved… yes. Pud status… dog. Kill count… 65 billion. Humans found… zero. [thrilling music plays] - [grunting] - [Pud grunts] [grunting] I won't lose you again. Whoa. Okay, but it is my tail though still, so… - Uh, okay, not too hard. - [grunting] [exclaims] [groans] Come here. I couldn't let you go. A Universe without my family is no Universe at all. Aw. You silly sock head. - [rumbling] - [both] Huh? We're too late. At least we have each other. Hm? What's that? [Ham gasps] [music crescendos]
- [music stops] - [Ham] Whoa… Did that Amulet just freeze time? So, that's what that thing does. [music resumes] [both] The Switch. - I'll get it. - No, I'll get it. [both] We'll both get it. [music ends] [Pud] What? I'm… I'm home? [laughs] We did it! Ham. Ham, we're home! [gasps] We did it! We reset the Universe. {\an8}- You were right. Nice goin', sis. - Whoo-hoo. {\an8}Hm? Wait. Where's Human? [thunder rumbles] Where are any humans? [Pud] Why are there animals everywhere? And why are they wearing clothes? And why aren't I wearing clothes? This doesn't make
sense. - [buzzing] - [dog barking] - Hm. - [phone beeps] Uh, hello? - Who is it? How did you get a phone? - Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, okay, bye. - [phone beeps] - Uh, we're late. [cats meow Netflix tudum] [Pud] So, let me get this straight. Your show is about a cat and dog who travel through space and time… [Ham] Meeting bacon witches, dinosaur chefs, and a singing duck boat… [Pud] Trying to find their human who has "suddenly disappeared…" [Ham] All because they broke the Universe by spilling chili on a power outlet? [neighs] Maybe? Sounds a
little far-fetched. Yeah, it's a little too unrealistic for us. [Pud] Okay, help yourself to some frozen burritos on the way out. - Have a bye-bye. - [door closes] [Pud] Uh, nobody's buying that thing. [automated voice] Amulet found… yes. Puds saved… one. Utopian Animal World… unlocked. Humans found… zero. [thrilling music plays] - [grunting] - [Pud grunts] [grunting] I won't lose you again. Whoa. Okay, but it is my tail though still, so… - Uh, okay, not too hard. - [grunting] [exclaims] [groans] Come here. I couldn't let you go. A Universe without my family is no Universe at
all. Aw. You silly sock head. - [rumbling] - [both] Huh? [music crescendos] [music ends] [thrilling music plays] - [grunting] - [Pud grunts] [grunting] I won't lose you again. Whoa. Okay, but it is my tail though still, so… - Uh, okay, not too hard. - [grunting] [exclaims] [groans] Come here. I couldn't let you go. A Universe without my family is no Universe at all. Aw. You silly sock head. - [rumbling] - [both] Huh? We're too late. At least we have each other. Hm? What's that? [Ham gasps] [music crescendos] - [music stops] - [Ham] Whoa… Did that
Amulet just freeze time? So, that's what that thing does. [music resumes] [both] The Switch. - I'll get it. - No, I'll get it. [both] We'll both get it. [music ends] [whimpers] [whimpers] I love you, Pud. I know. I love you too. [music swells] Owie. [Pud] That hit the inside of my ear. {\an8}[grunts] [grunting] [exclaims] [music ends] [soft music plays] [moans softly] Wait. You're not my bed. And you're not my apartment. [gasps] Is this implosion? [gasps] [ethereal music plays] Oh… [gasps] Baby stars. Wow. Is this the Universe being reborn? [music intensifies] - Did Duck Boat become
Duck Blimp? - [squeaks] This is amazing. I wish I could share this with Pud. [Pud] Where are we? Huh… Ahh. [exclaims] Pud-doggy-brother. Pud puppy. Dog puppy. Dog-Puddy-Pud. Doggy… You're a… Pud, you're a dog. I'm a what?! Mmm? Ugh. I'm hideous! We're both hideous! [gasps] Oh, smell it, smell it. You're gonna like it. I swear. Come on, smell my butt! I will never… [sniffs] Ah-hah. I get it now. It's like I'm reading a book all about you. Ham. Ham, I feel closer to you than ever. Wait, what about Human? Well, I'm sure she'll turn up soon.
That's the good thing about being a dog. We never lose hope. We can wait for forever. [gasps] Maybe she'll be a dog too! Well, what do we do 'til she gets here? Do you wanna play? Yes. Very badly, I want to play. - Tag. - Ahh. I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya. [Pud] Where you going? I'm gonna tag you. [Pud] I don't quite know the rules to this game… [Ham] I don't either. [automated voice] Pud saved… yes. Pud status… dog. Kill count… 65 billion. Humans found… zero. Don't worry, Ham. I have something to
cheer you up until she gets here. [gasps] Pud-Human. Come here, you little floof ball. Oh, I've got so much to tell you about. After the apartment fell down, we went out in the street… [Pud Human] this is gonna take a while. I'll go get biscuits. …Panky, or wait, maybe I met him at the Tower. I can't really remember-- What's that? Gah. [grunts] Future brother? Hey, you still got that Amulet? You mean this one? Good, good, good. Put this on and come with me. Like this? [Ham gasps] Whoa. - Uh. - So adorable. But we gotta
go. [Ham] Whoa, is that me? We need to tell her she has to go back. Wait, is this why I needed to find the Amulet. I mean, I never ended up actually using it… Not in your timeline. Let's go. Time-lime? Sounds tasty. Do you have one? Can I try it? [automated voice] Amulet found… yes. Meatballs smushed… one. Kill count… 3,856. Humans found… zero. [jaunty music plays on computer] [inhales deeply] Why is it always me that dies? [Ham] Hmm, two branches left. That means we only have a one… two… 2% chance of finding Human. [splutters] Okay.
There's two of us, bongo-brain. So that's only 1% each. Stop worrying, Pud. I have a good feeling about this one. You've been saying that for the past 5,000 years. Stay calm, Pud. I'm always calm! Step back and let me handle this. [Ham] Absolutely not. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [jaunty music plays on computer] [inhales deeply] Why is it always me that dies? [Ham] Hmm, two branches left. That means we only have a one… two… 2% chance of finding Human. [splutters] Okay. There's
two of us, bongo-brain. So that's only 1% each. Stop worrying, Pud. I have a good feeling about this one. You've been saying that for the past 5,000 years. Stay calm, Pud. I'm always calm! Step back and let me handle this. [Ham] Absolutely not. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [jaunty music plays on computer] [inhales deeply] Why is it always me that dies? [Ham] Hmm, two branches left. That means we only have a one… two… 2% chance of finding Human. [splutters] Okay. There's two
of us, bongo-brain. So that's only 1% each. Stop worrying, Pud. I have a good feeling about this one. You've been saying that for the past 5,000 years. Stay calm, Pud. I'm always calm! Step back and let me handle this. [Ham] Absolutely not. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [jaunty music plays on computer] [inhales deeply] Why is it always me that dies? [Ham] Hmm, two branches left. That means we only have a one… two… 2% chance of finding Human. [splutters] Okay. There's two of
us, bongo-brain. So that's only 1% each. Stop worrying, Pud. I have a good feeling about this one. You've been saying that for the past 5,000 years. Stay calm, Pud. I'm always calm! Step back and let me handle this. [Ham] Absolutely not. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. [jaunty music plays on computer] [inhales deeply] Why is it always me that dies? [Ham] Hmm, two branches left. That means we only have a one… two… 2% chance of finding Human. [splutters] Okay. There's two of us,
bongo-brain. So that's only 1% each. Stop worrying, Pud. I have a good feeling about this one. You've been saying that for the past 5,000 years. Stay calm, Pud. I'm always calm! Step back and let me handle this. [Ham] Absolutely not. - [Pud] …5,000 years… - [Ham] …save Human… - [Pud] …one chance left… - [Ham] …not letting you go. I don't like leaving you like this. It's okay. I'm a robot with no real concept of life or death. Okay… Maybe I can help make you more comfortable. Just gonna… [groans] …mop this up. - And I will
just put this in… here. - [static crackles and beeps] Nailed it. Ahh. I'm just like a trash can. Yeah, with a little TV on your head. - [Pud] Kung fu! - [gasps] [groans] Brother, I knew you would come. Did you find I.T.? Is she okay? We figured it out. We know how to fix the Glitch. I know. Let's get you out of here first. {\an8}[groans softly] What happened? [suspenseful music plays] [Pud] Is that… [whispers] Kung fu, kung fu, kung fu, kung fu, kung-- [cans clatter] [suspenseful music plays] Hello, me. Wait, wait, wait. Are you another
future me? [gasps] Pud. Isn't this super nuts? Who knew you had an even more evil-er twin? I mean, you're lovable evil, but he is plain nasty-- Enough. [groans] I forgot how much you used to interrupt. Sorry, Pud. I mean, Evil Future Pud. Follow me. Hold this. You know how we've been pretty bummed since Human abandoned us? Well, funny story, turns out she didn't go anywhere. I know. Human might still be back in our own dimension, waiting for us. Where do you think we are, Pud? This is our dimension, and Human's not here. And being the
super-smart cat that we are, I'm sure you realize that what we did, The whole "Universe broke and glitching" thing, that deleted all humans. Including ours. [gasps] Human was deleted? What? But how? Do I look like a marine biologist? Do I have a mustache? No. I'm going to create an even bigger Glitch, one that'll delete everything. Then, I'll be with Human, our hearts and minds deleted together, forever. Human is gone. Thanks for helping me pack. But as you know, we're not the sharing type, and I'm not sharing Human with anyone. - Not even me. - [grunts]
[groans softly] Mm… What happened? [whispers] Kung fu, kung fu, kung fu, kung fu, kung-- [cans clatter] [suspenseful music plays] Hello, me. All right. Me, dog, it's been fun, But I'm gonna take my hoverboard and head on out. Eenie, meenie, weenie, moe. [both exclaim] I believe you have something of mine. Ahh! Hey. Oh yeah. Baby Bow. [giggling] [baby voice] Oh, you see that? That big, scary, swirly thing is the Center of the Universe. That is where this baby is heading to end this thing. I will give Human your love. Not. [chortles] Ow! Enjoy your deletion. [chortles]
Oh yeah. All right. Me, dog, it's been fun, but I'm gonna take my hoverboard and head on out. Eenie, meenie, weenie, moe. [both exclaim] You see that? That's the Center of the Universe. That is where this cat is heading to end this thing. I'll send Human your love. Not. Enjoy your deletion. Ow. [chortles] Oh yeah. [both] Cheese grater. Okay, Ham, I'm gonna need your help. We gotta shuffle over there, knock that cheese grater down. - Easy-peasy. - Shred some cheese-y? [farts] And then, if we have time, we'll shred some cheese-y. Yes. [Ham grunts] Okay, let's
do it. [both grunting] Ah. It barely moved an inch. Huh? Should I just grab it? Wait. Are you not tied up? No, but I've been learning to listen to others, and Evil Future Pud told me to "Sit!" and "Stay!" So I did. Aren't you proud of me? Um… I would be even more proud if you untied me. You got it, brother. [Pud screams, grunts] [groans] [gasps] [ominous music plays] Ham, look. {\an8}Wow. {\an8}This looks like how my tummy feels when I eat tinfoil. How are we ever gonna catch up with Evil Future You? - He's got
a head start. - Huh? Wait. [Pud] We can catch a ride up there. It does owe us one. But how do we get on its back? [gasps] Ham, I need something from you. From me? - Tickle-tickle-tickle. - [giggles] [retching] We can use this. What are you gonna do with all that spaghetti? We're gonna make a grappling hook out of you. A grappling Ham. That or a kitty trampoline. Hmm… The bounce should send you all the way up there, but maybe it's safer to go with the grappling Ham and take advantage of your powerful grip. I
have no idea what you're talking about, but I am in! Are you ready, belly? [nasal voice] Yes. - [normal voice] Kitty trampoline. - Really? But don't you hate that? Just this once. [chuckles] Oh yeah. [both grunt] Aah! [giggles] Again, again, again. [Ham] Come on, Pud. [exclaims] We're gonna make a grappling Ham. You had me at "whee!" Aah! [giggles, pants] That was the greatest thing I've ever done. [Ham] Come on, Pud. [exclaims] Come on. Melter it is. Are you sure, Pud? I don't wanna be a Ham-melt… Mmm, Ham-melt… Wait up, I'm comin'. Oh. See Ham, nothin'
to worry about. And there's the way out. - [sizzles] - Ah. Burn-y melt-y water. - [rumbling] - Oh… - [Ham] Huh? - Oh… Aah. Quick, Ham. Jump on. [grunting] [chortles] Is that all you've got? 'Cause that was simple. - [rumbling] - Oh no… [both exclaim] [laughs] Hey, you living vet bill, you call this chili? What are you talking about? This recipe has won multiple awards that I made up. [scoffs] Human will never want you back if she sees this slop. - She'll be so mad. - [gasps] [splutters] You… You gotta help me. It has to
be perfect. I can't have Human mad at me again. I guess I could help you. [whispers] Sneaky sneaking, sneaky sneaking… [sniffs] I smell dog. Her? Her?! Why did you bring the dog? This is all her fault! She ruins everything! Forget this. - Forget you. And forget the Universe. - [whimpers] Because when I delete it, there will be nothing for that ruiner to ruin with her ruinous ruining face. This chili is ready. Deletion time. No, I won't let you do this. [both grunting] [Pud whimpering] I am going to have my deletion. No. [rumbling] [both whimpering] [buzzer
sounds] [both Puds exclaim] Whoa. Pud. Don't worry. I'm okay. Ahh… Ham. Hang on. I'm coming. No. Go for the Switch. I'm not letting you fall. You're my little sister. You have to let me go. [exclaims] Find Human. [grunting] [groans] Ham, I'm coming. [heroic music plays] [grunting] [Pud] I've got you. [pants] I couldn't make it to the Switch. It's okay. I still got you. - [shattering] - [both gasp] [Pud gasps softly] Find Human. - [Ham] Huh? Ah. - [grunts] - [grunts] - [wailing] Pud. Pud… You've ruined everything, dog. [music intensifies] No, I'm going to save everything…
dog. [gasps] [music ends] I love you, Ham. I'm sorry. I love you too. Go. [whimpers] Oh no… [music intensifies] For Human. [grunts] Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. [music ends] Ham, I'm coming. [heroic music plays] [grunting] [Pud] I've got you. [pants] I couldn't make it to the Switch. It's okay. I still got you. - [shattering] - [both gasp] [Pud gasps softly] - Huh? - Whoa. [music crescendos] [music stops] Did that funny necklace pause everything? [suspenseful music plays] Yeah, I think so… - Ham? - [music stops] Mmm. Num-num… Always eating. - [Ham] It's really good.
- Right. [pants, grunts] [music ends] [pigeon coos] [Ham] And stay out. Universe saved… again. You're welcome. [chittering] - [electricity crackles] - [yelps] ♪ I wish I could hug myself for-- ♪ [song stops] {\an8}- [chitters] - [electricity crackles] [song resumes, stops] Did I take a wrong turn? [suspenseful music plays] - Aah! - Aah! Butterscotch ripple with extra butter, please. No sprinkles or I'll kill you. - [whimsical music plays] - [creatures chatter] - Tutti-frutti. - Banana fudge swirl. Vanilla. [triumphant music plays] - [Pud] Whee. Oh-ho. - [Ham] Ha-ha-ha, whoo. Whoa. [both] You did it. Thank you so
much for helping us find Human. We couldn't have done it without you. And don't forget… [both] Don't spill chili on the power outlet. - [Pud] Whee. Wah-ha. - [Ham] Whoo-hoo. [Pud] I'm comin' at ya. [march plays] [suspenseful music plays] [slow music plays] [dramatic music plays] - [static buzzing] - [giggling]
