Paid To CLAP Roommate, Boy Chooses To Do It For FREE!

[Music] let me introduce you to Hamil and he's the luckiest guy on Earth he just got kicked out of his apartment for watching too much cultured anime but he's about to luck himself into the craziest share house ever and as he goes through a roommate interview our boy doesn't know his life is about to change forever thanks to two girls anyway stuck in an interview it looks like Hamil has already met his match as he tries his best not to stare at the twin Pyramids of Giza right in front of him now I can't blame

him because you aren't a man if your pepperoni pizza crust does not rise up when you meet someone attract active h so bro looks down in shame after getting caught in 4k but to hble surprise as soon as he got caught in 4k he didn't fail the interview instead he suddenly hears that he got accepted to be the third and final roommate as such bro begins moving in on the same day unable to believe he was able to snag an amazing area to live in whilst having to pay the cheapest rent ever so the first

thing he does is to bring a box of tissues as it's time he meets the cultured men in the comments section again nevertheless shortly after dropping his sussy bakeup box into his room he goes to grab more of his boxes at his old place but he accidentally ganks a girl inside causing him to be confused as he's not familiar with the concept of the opposite gender however the girl starts acting like she's seeing a ghost where she outright refuses to speak to Hamil or even answer any of his questions looking like she just got ganked

by the sussy Fire Nation now unsure of what to do in the presence of Hamil the girl randomly takes a huge breath and begins channeling her screaming breathing technique to full power yelling for him to please take anything except her life she then falls to the ground looking like she's about to pass out from Total fear whilst pointing at our boy and his box cutter telling him that he can take any of her belongings since it's not even her anyways clearly it's a major misunderstanding as this girl probably doesn't know he's the new roommate but

I don't blame her since Hamil do be looking like a major weeb nonetheless as he tries to calm down the Girl by explaining that he's the new tenant to the place bro starts feeling a menacing Aura get closer and closer to him but upon turning around it was too late bro then gets instantly hit by flying Jutsu sending him straight to the ground with perfect Precision only for him to slowly realize that he just got clapped by another girl with invisible clothes on who's busy showing off some large yet pointy ice cream cones one Bak

later it's revealed that the powerful kick came from a red head still with invisible clothes on bu he wanting to end Hamil's life now as she claims that thieves are never welcome in any kind of neighborhood especially one full of girls only luckily after Hamil was forced to tap out a couple more times against WWE moves from the red head the owner called in to check if the new tenant came by today so everything was quickly resolved Although our boy's first impression was not the best at least he learned that the first girl's name was

yuno she's 20 years old and is a university student but throughout most of the time here bro has never seen her leave the house let alone her own room meanwhile the redhead girl jisu has been more Troublesome of the two as she's quite literally the opposite of yuno always straightforward and direct whilst having the demeanor of a real Chad unlike our boy regardless over over the span of the next few weeks the owner Dayan kept bugging and threatening Hamil to get along really well with the two girls and gave him no reason as to exactly

why he just can't be average with them causing my sussy senses to begin tingling with me now transforming into the sussy version of Spider-Man I watched as J Su suddenly barged into hamel's room one day as he was busy using his tissues to clean up and after acting like he was not up to no good jisu locked eye contact with him and instantly demanded for him to go out with her right at this moment she then slaps down a bunch of cash in front of our boy informing him that she's paying for his Services as

a boyfriend causing Hamil to pinch himself to make sure he's actually still living in reality however bro is kind of dumb and refuses to trust in his banana tree slowly growing down below instead he decides to refuse a million dollars as he's probably thinking this is just a prank bro but after getting called out for being a broy our boy actually starts thinking about taking the offer as it's basically a win-win situation where he might even be lucky enough to do some rice cake smashing for the first time whilst getting paid money to buy unlimited

robu after contemplating harder than a girl on her time of the month bro ends up deciding to hand over the fat stacks of money back to juu which to be fair does not even come close to looking like a million dollars claiming that he doesn't trust her enough to accept the offer if she won't explain why she needs to rent a boyfriend upon realizing that loser Hamil would actually chat up for once she ends up spilling the beans where we discover that she works at a construction site and she needs a fake boyfriend just to

stop her old co-workers from Always setting her up with random guys and when she finally had enough to tell everyone she had a boyfriend all her co-workers just laughed at her as they know how she is with the boys since she's usually even more Alpha than them and scares them away now that our boy knows the true reason she needs a rental boyfriend he starts feeling bad for her from the first time ever as he's now the only person she can turn to knowing full well all her other friends will just laugh at her if

they found out since they ain't real ones regardless after accepting the money bro learns that jizu has already planned out every detail of her fake boyfriend where he even needs to act cute and sweet every time he meets her but if he does anything wrong then he better watch his back however as the two continue to discuss their plan to fool a bunch of grandmas and grandpas at work Ro finally listens to the blood rushing down below and starts talking about how they should kiss to make their plan more believable Although our boy plan is

actually pretty big brain jizu almost instinctively smacks Hamil in the face at the revolting thought of sharing her first Hershey with a wee but she realizes he's right so they compromise by doing it on the cheek instead fast forward the next day their plan finally sprung into action as Hamil appeared at the end of J's shift trying to look the best he can to pass as a normal person rather than some of y'all that stay inside all day to grind ranked or blocks fruits regardless after ganking jizu acting all sweet and cute like her ideal

boyfriend he does the popping swing to avoid all the glaring coming from the Boomers allowing him to Gap close the distance between him and J to allow their acting to Blossom however old man satama and the other co-workers have been watching watching too much kramas this year so they were quick to notice jiu's stiff acting making them instantly suspicious of the two due to jiu's robotic hug and the way she acted around her so-called man but to alleviate their suspicions of the fake couple Bro went in for the kiss on the cheek as requested but

for some reason jisu went for it too so the Two Worlds collided as if Destiny was a thing catching both of them by surprise after realizing what happened both jiu and Hamil open their eyes in shock of the accident but since they are too far in There Is No Escape In This Moment now so instead J doubled down and went try hard mode to sell their affection since she knows chocolate ice cream is better than vanilla nevertheless after a minute of swapping air like a master mouth breather that can dive over 69 ft the two

disconnect upon hearing all the co-workers clap and cheer for the two so it's safe to say they won the crowd over but our boy looks like he just won the lottery anyways the two leave together and head home after a successful outing but upon leaving line of sight of her workplace jisu quickly returned to her normal self and swiftly tries to up Hami where she angrily asks why the heck he had to tilt his head so awkwardly placing the blame on our boy for the accident surprisingly as he starts getting berated for The Accidental sussy

air to Air Attack Hamil defends himself and yells back at J Su telling her to shut up claiming that it's not even his fault when she's the one that messed up and he even did his part to make everything worth it for the amount of money she paid him unfortunately after properly defending himself BR discovered why J was so mad they accidentally air battled it's because found out that was her first ever kiss and she was planning to save it for the special person at a special time now if I get it those are always

special but like can you take a look at our boy there's literally zero chance this dude has ever gotten his first either so it's not like she's the only one that's stuck on this boat so she needs to be more considerate nevertheless unable to figure out what to do in this situation and since he's never seen a girl cry because of him before our boy just closes his eyes and tells jisu to slap or punch him anywhere she wants if will help make her feel better the simp even tells her that after they get home

and get everything sorted out then he will return all the money she gave him to make it fair for both parties but just as bro is expecting to get smacked into another dimension he waits for a second but no pain appears causing him to open one eye to see what's going on only for him to witness jiu's eyes disappearing while she grabs hold on to him making my sussy alarm to ring soon enough Hamil finds himself teleported to a nearby bar where jizu is nice enough to hand him unlimit free drinks left and right ordering

him to drink enough so he forgets about everything that transpired today shna agrees to the gentleman's agreement so the two begin chugging drinks one after the other but the more our boy continues on the more he realizes that jisu isn't half bad herself so he keeps taking a peek at his roommate while she feels down bad about what happened today eventually J gets to the point where she begins apologizing for all her actions saying how she knows she shouldn't have freaked out on him and at the end of the day our boy was able to

do the job she asked him to do and and now all the Boomers will stop bothering her regardless with the awkward air between the two now disappearing thanks to a couple of drinks each they start bonding after talking about their personal lives where jiu learns that it was his first as well turns out the two were foreshadowing something else more sussy as it's revealed they both teleported back to their place without either having a clue how and upon waking up the next morning they both realized they both made another major mistake now that both armors

on each other are invisible jisu quickly shifts into her usual I will destroy you mode where she forcibly gets on top to try and Destroy Hamil with her bare hands as she's busy thinking this was all our boy's fault luckily she stops right before her fist makes direct impact allowing for Hamil to not get reincarnated into another world after hearing that he doesn't remember anything about last night at all which makes sense to her since she's the one that made him pass out in the first place as such the two try to navigate back to

last night to figure out what happened to no avail so bro comes to the conclusion that if something actually happened that and they would have known by now because things would be sticky and smelly everywhere like my farts however reality quickly Came Crashing Down on these two stuck on delulu land upon finding a small open rapper on the floor meant to fend off unwanted accidents like our boy Hamil and after taking a closer look the two could not find the product inside which meant that they most of likely used it already of course jizu is

now stuck in absolute denial refusing to believe the scenario she could be in where she wasted not only her first kiss but also her first rice cake destroying on a weakling like Hamil as such she starts believing the alternate reality where the rapper was just holding some vitamins but it clearly says it was a protective rapper to stop minting me so she tries to forget about it by remembering that she's still invisible creating the need to cover up as it was her override to forget her embarrassment unfortunately for the two upon jisu picking up the

closest blanket to hide from the cold air brushing along the top of her pointy pyramids she makes a remark about how wet the blanket is and to make matters worse Ro begin smelling something IR familiar to him it then finally dawned on him that the reason why it seems so familiar to him is because it's the same smell akin to the liquid he makes every night using his cheesy hot dog machine when no one is around making our boy come to the conclusion that something might have actually happened between them last night so between the

wet blanket the sussy smell of familiarity and the fact that they have an open wrapper with a product missing jiu's heart sank because neither of them can even remember what transpired the night before but as she continues to be quiet to make sense of everything our boy interrupts her peace and tries to ask her if they are just better off forgetting everything that happened making JSU furiously turn to him to flash him the fiery death glare of a red head after staring down his soul for a whole minute without blinking J Su makes up her

mind and causes the sussy turn tables to turn where she asks him if they should just do it for real to make it count she then explains that since they probably for sure shared their one versus one duel last night then they might as well make it memorable since there's no turning back now however Hamil says no like an absolute Alpha be rizzler making up the excuse that it's probably best to forget since it was a mistake but jisu does not give in so she tries her best to convince him to go on with rice

cake destroying as it's their first time anyways making them better off once they are experienced Virgos rather than not [Music]