when I was 15 the only thing I wanted more than a girlfriend was to have some privacy I didn't have a room to myself somebody was always home and even when I was supposed to be alone somebody was there sometimes I hate going home like I can never be alone me too every time I turn around my grandma's right there she thinks alone is something you get out of bank if I turn around my whole family right there what would you do if you had privacy for the money I got look for this nothing much
just do whatever I want whenever I want I can't wait till I get my own place well my grandma has the flu and I have to make her some hot totties hot totties are sick people's happy hour who cares about the flu when you're drunk mom home hello hello what's going on baby we're all sick so I quarantine the rest of the house so you just got stay over there but where am I supposed to eat and sleep and go to the bathroom well baby you can sleep on the couch and then you can eat
free sloppers over at dock I left you a bucket great what do I do when the bucket's full oh sh this is crazy first of all you use $33.97 worth of plastic wrap second Chris can't live like this I call Mr Omar he can stay upstairs with him oh no he can't go out there with all them loose women coming and going yes he can look Mr Omar promise he' be on his best behavior Chris will be fine julus I don't know about this look either way we ain't wasting this much plastic WP so you
might as well send them up to Omar you got to go upstairs baby all I knew about Mr Omar was that he liked dead men and live women so I didn't know what to expect all right now Chris there's a few things you need to understand phone rings you take a message don't go looking for nothing you ain't supposed to find and most importantly I need my privacy so you stay out of my way and I stay out of yours deal deal good I'll be back later so you on your own now all I needed
was six white girls and a monkey
