This individual who came committed an act of terrorism. You cannot bring a firearm to any sort of protest. >> I don't like that he had a gun >> from my cold dead hands.
>> I don't know who needs to hear this, but [ __ ] ICE. [cheering] [cheering] [applause and cheering] >> Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yep. Yep.
[cheering] Yep. Y'all said it. Y'all know my rights, officer.
Okay. [laughter] Like that was a good response. That might have been like the longest response to [ __ ] Ice ever.
That might have been a literal record groundbreaking like one minute cheer to [ __ ] Ice. That's [ __ ] Oakland, baby. [cheering] Oakland, baby.
Let's [ __ ] go. >> [cheering] >> Yeah. Yeah.
[ __ ] ice. [ __ ] [screaming] [ __ ] [laughter] [ __ ] ice, man. And listen, I consider myself a lover of all people.
Even if I don't like people, I still love them. Okay? So, when I say [ __ ] Ice, I'm not talking about one specific person.
You might be, that's fine. >> [ __ ] Ice is an institution. >> Okay?
Okay. [applause] [ __ ] Ice as a staff, as a record label, >> and as a [ __ ] crew. [cheering] [applause] >> And if you want to be down with Ice, then [ __ ] you, too.
[cheering] [applause] >> Yeah. That's a Tupac reference [laughter] or his song about Diddy's Bad Boy Records. Yeah.
But really, ICE is the diddy of organizations. It really is. ICE is the diddy of institutions.
It's one big bully. Has no talent outside of any other job. No other job wants it.
Right. um responsible for shootings in multiple cities, let's be honest, and pretends to be all innocent, and loves all white parties. So, uh that's Diddy.
That's Diddy. That's Diddy. [applause] That's Diddy.
That's Diddy. That's [applause] good. Yeah, man.
And uh you know, there's people out there signing up for ice every day. There's people still signing up for ICE every day. And I and and and and don't you don't [ __ ] you don't kid me.
You don't I don't believe this. I'm doing it for my country. [ __ ] you.
You're doing it for the 50k signing bonus. >> You would not do that [ __ ] for free, mother. Okay.
I Yes, I know there's probably people who would. I don't think Ice is hiring those people. I think ICE is hiring the people who are doing it for the [ __ ] money.
Okay? And if you work for ICE and you're hearing this somewhere wherever you are and you work for ICE, my message to you is it's not too late to quit. >> Okay?
It's not too late to throw in the [cheering] tower. [applause] >> You've already you've already failed us as an institution. You've already failed us.
Even if your purported your your your alleged goal is to remove immigrants who are here illegally, you're not even doing that. You're not even all you're doing is instilling fear in the people who [ __ ] live here. >> Okay?
So, so, so, so no, get the [ __ ] out of here. Get the [ __ ] out of here. Okay?
[ __ ] [ __ ] as an institution. And [ __ ] Ice as a state of water. Also, while we're on this, you know, [ __ ] ice.
I never liked water frozen. I'm going be honest, dude. I never of all the states of matter that water is.
Ice is my least favorite. I'll takeing liquid water. I'll take evaporated water any day over ice.
I'll even take plasma nerds. You get it, right? I will take water plasma.
[laughter] I go out to a restaurant, they're like, "Would you like ice in your water? " [ __ ] no. [laughter] No, give me that tap lukewarm.
[laughter] >> I'm going to be drinking lukewarm. I'm going to be drinking room temp water for the rest of my life. [cheering] [applause] Remember one time um I was headed to one of my show and I got stopped by a nice officer.
It wasn't an official stop. He was just kind of like, "Hey, what are you doing? " What you That's none of your business, man.
none of your business. You know, like this is the thing like law enforcement, whoever they are, I get why we have law enforcement as an institution, but I only believe in law enforcement that like you call when you need them. >> Like don't be here when I didn't call you.
[laughter] You know what I mean? [applause] And if someone called you to come to me, be nice first. You know what I mean?
Those are the [ __ ] rules. Okay. So, yeah.
Yeah, I want the I want the law enforcement that I call, not the one who like, what are you what are you doing? What are youing doing? You're not mying mom, dude.
[applause] What are you doing? I was like, I'm walking to my show over there. I was like, what?
What? Like, why are you here? He's like, this is my office, bro.
I was like, a playground? You [ __ ] [laughter] you pedo. We're literally right next to a playground.
This is This is my office, bro. [ __ ] outdoors. That's crazy, man.
That's That's where they hang out, man. They hang out at playgrounds, schools, Home Depot. Just like ruining just good, you know, places that we liked as kids.
Uped up, man. This is a moment in American history where cuz there's a lot of people who are defending ICE. I feel like that's starting to lose steam.
I don't know if it's a good analogy, but [laughter] But like I feel like even people who supported ICE before are seeing some of the is happening and be like, "Okay, hold on. Let me let me turn on my brain for a second. " But there still are a lot of people who support ICE.
And I feel like this is this is a really tense point for the United States in a way that I've never seen in my entire life. And um never would I thought never would have thought the Civil War of the United States would have been started out of Minneapolis. I'm just I'm just going to be honest.
I'm just be honest. I never would have thought like where goes down [ __ ] you know Minneapolis the Twin Cities Minneapolis and St. Paul.
You're not here know [ __ ] about St. Paul by the way. What the is St.
Paul doing in all this? That's how you know they'reing they're dysfunctional twins. [laughter] Minneapolis is out there defending his community.
St. Paul is like, I'm a home. [laughter] I spent a lot of time in Minneapolis in the last few months and uh I was there in December doing a show and the community there, they're so strong.
The activists there, they're so strong. It's a tight-knit community. They they really want to make changes in their community and they really wanted ICE out.
Like this was even in December before the Nick Shirley video and all that [ __ ] Like in December they were like we they're like oh we have an ice watch, we have whistles. We have an app, you know, like they hading everything. And they told me they're like we we got ice out of Home Depot last week by all of us.
We went down to Home Depot and we all got in line and bought an ice scraper. Right. Yeah.
Yeah. >> [applause] >> which irony first of all, right? And then I was like like I was like what is an ice scraper?
[laughter] And they they gave me that exact same you guys for g for siding with them on this one. They laughed at me so hard like that's not nice. I'm not from here.
I do not know what that is. They're like this is mean. They're like it's called Minnesota nice.
And then you find out an ice scraper is a thing you use to break the ice and snow off your windshield, which is dumb [ __ ] name. It's a [ __ ] spatula. It's not a It's not a scraper.
You can't adequately scrape with that [ __ ] You could just kind of move it. But they all went they all they they all got in line and they they bought ice scrapers and um and uh and and yeah, so they they all bought ice scrapers and then um and then they went and returned them immediately and then and then they would return it and then they get back in line and buy another one. So they would buy and return buy and return and they clogged up the queue so much at Home Depot that Home Depot had to shut down at 1:00 p.
m. and Ice had to go the home. [applause and cheering] Yeah.
And then the Somali community of Minneapolis, these are some of the funniest motherers alive. I swear to God, they the the Somali community in Minneapolis who's being targeted like crazy right now, especially after they already before the Jake Shirley the Yeah, the Nick Shirley video. And then after the Nick Shirley video, they were getting like targeted even more.
But they [ __ ] back. They [ __ ] back. They're like, "This land was promised to us 3,000 years ago.
Hilarious. Hilarious. And uh and and so what so what the Somali community did is they found out where I was sleeping and they all got in their Ubers and drove over.
This is what they told me. Okay. And they drove over to where Ice was sleeping and they just honked the horns all night.
[applause] Yeah. [applause] >> Yeah. So, so every time I see like footage and and pictures, videos of all the the chaos in Minneapolis, like I'm just like, man, I was I was there for part of that, you know?
I'm like, like I wonder if they think about me, you know? [laughter] So, what I'm saying is no matter how much tragedy there is in the world, there's always a way to make it about yourself. >> [applause] >> Yeah, it's incredible watching them and uh their courage out there, man.
>> Like the Yeah. [applause] >> Yeah. [applause] Never would I have thought the people with the biggest balls in America are in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
[laughter] That's why they call it the Twin Cities. Uh, [laughter] brave. These protesters are brave, man.
Um, last weekend a man was shot. His name was Alex Prey. And we we saw the we saw the video.
We saw the videos. Okay. We saw the videos.
We saw all the different angles. It's crazy that we watch you watch all these. You see the first angle like, "Oh, that's cold blooded murder.
" And then you watch the second one, you're like, "Oh, that's still cold blooded murder. " And then you watch the third one like, "Oh yeah, that's still murder. " Who would have [ __ ] thought murder is murder in every angle.
You know what I mean? And it's it's crazy that like people see it and they see something differently. And I I just don't understand.
And and and I I think if we've learned anything from these last two weeks with Alex Prey and Renee Good, half of America needs to go to aing optometrist. it. [applause] >> If something's not wrong with your soul, it's your [ __ ] eyes because the eyes are the window to the soul anyways.
So, I think uh I think you might just want to go might want to go get that checked. Yeah, it's chaotic over there. I get it's chaotic with all the protests and [ __ ] but if you are on the enforcement side, you better be doing youring job, dude.
You may be doing your job and being actually paying attention to the humans that you're allegedly protecting. And that's not what's happening. >> That's not what's happening.
So, you have this you have this man, Alex Prey. And here's how you know Alex Prey was a good guy. He's he's standing out there.
He's standing out in the middle of the road directing traffic. Okay? You know, people like he was illegally protesting.
Like, I don't think there's a law against that. I think that's like some good Samaritan. >> I've never seen a law.
I was like, "Do not direct traffic for people. " You know, he was out there like, you know, come this way, come that way. We didn't in the video, you don't see him doing anything confrontational with ICE until they come at him.
So, you don't see him blocking cars. You don't see him approaching ICE, yelling at ICE. You see him literally directing traffic.
So, you you know, your first the first impression of this guy from the video is like, "Oh, he's a good guy. " They say that he approached the ICE officers. You watch the video.
They approached him. >> Yeah. >> The story is Oh, he they said he he was coming at them.
They said he was coming aggressively at them. He was They literally came towards him. He was there.
Like you look at that. You look at the Renee Good thing. Like what's with ICE officers and thinking this means that.
You know what I mean? Like Like are you is your mind in reverse? Are you literally living?
I mean I mean not surprised these [ __ ] are backwards. You know what I mean? >> Right.
So this is not the first time. The first time with Renee good they you know she she's reversing and then getting they're like oh she was coming at me and this one you can see in the video you can see in the video the ICE officers approach Alex pretty okay it's not the other way around they say he had a 9 mm gun it was aing iPhone >> you don't know the difference between iPhone and a 9 not an iPhone 9 but like you know okay to be honest it was if it was an iPhone 9 that would be probably be worse let's be honest not a great model but It was a 9 mm handgun or sorry, it was a they they said they thought it was a 9 mm handgun and it was just a iPhone. So these ICE [ __ ] can't tell the difference between a phone and a gun.
Why the do they have guns? [applause] >> [applause] >> If you if you literally if somebody shows you a phone and a gun and they're like, "Which which which one of these which one of these do you need training for? " And you're like, "I think both.
" Uh [laughter] if you cannot tell the difference between a phone and a gun, you do not deserve to have a gun. Okay? That should be the rule.
All right? So they see him, they say, they say it was an he was literally holding his phone to record the situation. He was trying to record the situation.
Alex Prey had a gun in his holster behind his back. Okay. Um and people were like, "He didn't have a permit.
" Alex Prey had a per He had a permit for that gun. It was legal in Minneapolis. They have conceal and carry, right?
Concealed carry. What is it? Conceal and carry.
Concealed carry. >> Concealed carry. Right.
Ask JD Vance. He knows concealer. Um [laughter] So, he Alex Prey was a law-abiding citizen using his Second Amendment.
He had a gun. He had a permit for it, and he had it secured in his holster the whole time. He had he had the gun in his holster.
When you watch the video and you see the gun in Alex Py's holster and you see the ICE agents just like throwing elbows all around and then pulling out their guns and then you see Alex Prey with his gun remaining in his holster, you can tell the difference between him and them cuz you're like one of them is using their gun correctly. You know what I'm saying? He was following the [applause] rules.
He was following the rules. And the government's like, "Who brings a gun to a protest? " >> I don't know.
Let me ask my buddy Cal from Kenosha. [cheering] [applause] >> I wrote that joke at home. It was written house.
>> The government suddenly like came up with this narrative that you're not supposed to bring guns to protest. Like that is suching [ __ ] Uh, Trump said it, Cash Patel said it, like all of these idiots. Have you not read the Constitution?
You have the first amendment which gives you the right to protest. You have the second amendment which gives you the right to have a gun. Okay?
And so you put the two together. Okay? 1 + 2 equals 67 apparently.
I don't know. And these heads. So So yes, you can't.
So, so yeah, it depends. It depends on the laws in the state obviously where you can take a gun and where you can't take a gun. But apparently, like in most concealed carry states and the open carry states, you can roll up to a gun, you can roll up to a protest with a gun, you can go to a party with a gun.
Uh you can pretty much you should pretty you can pretty much go anywhere except don't show up with a gun to a knife fight. That's a classic old saying. No, you're not supposed to go if you have a gun, you're apparent.
If you have a gun, you're not supposed to go to playgrounds, schools, basically places where ice hang out with guns. Um, yeah. [cheering] [applause] So, know your rights, man.
Know your rights. And they're, why did he have a 9 mm? Cuz it's a form of a gun.
>> Because he went to the gun store and he's like, I like that one. [laughter] Okay. Um, it's crazy how quiet a lot of the, you know, hardcore Second Amendment folks are.
>> This is this is this is insane. Like I've never I've, you know, everybody's, for this whole time, these years, every like they're going to take our guns. They're going to infringe on the Second Amendment.
And I'm always like, you guys overreacting. But I I at least was like, maybe they're right. Maybe the government would do that cuz governments can do that [ __ ] And now it's happening.
And they're like like, no, this ising infringement. this guy followed all of the rules of having a gun and you [ __ ] you you executed him. You executed >> and so uh and so yeah.
So it's like where the you at Charlton H. >> Oh wait, he's okay. Never mind.
Um from my cold dead Okay. Uh did anyone ever get the gun from him by the way? I don't know if it just a following up following up on that one.
Just want to check in. [laughter] >> RIP Charlie, which one? Um Okay.
Uh total infringement on the Second Amendment, but they're like, "Why did he have a 9 millimeter? Why did he have a gun? " It's like, dude, that's it's his right.
It's his right. And he was, you know, obviously he was trying to keep himself safe. I mean, in retrospect, he probably could have used two guns, to be honest.
In retrospect, if he knew he was going to get tackled by eighting dudes, he could have brought eight guns. >> I think his mistake was not bringing one gun. He should have showed up with eight.
That would have it would have been a fair fight. >> You know what I mean? Because moments later, moments later, Alex Pretty's being tackled.
Moments later, he's tackled by eight dudes. And And it's eight dudes in the same uniform. That's gang violence right there.
[applause] >> [applause] >> Moments later, he's being jumped by eight dudes in the same uniform. That's gang violence. Okay?
Right? That's why you carry a nine. Okay?
That's why we be packing in these streets. Don't [ __ ] ask the question and then be the [ __ ] answer. You know what I mean?
The reason why people pack is [ __ ] gang violence. You know, absolutely up. And you know, you see so you saw the video and and and just to like break it down even more.
So you have you have Alex P. He's directing traffic, right? And then the ICE officer approaches him.
We don't know exactly what words were exchanged. We can't exactly hear it. Okay.
But then you have this other protester who for some reason we all call orange backpack. She'll be forever known as Orange Backpack for whatever reason. You know, she she has a name.
She was there, you know, uh she was there protesting, but everybody's like, "One backpack, orange backpack. " Um yeah, it's just up that we still judge people by what they wear. But um so orange backpack is out there, too.
And she's also being confronted by Ice. And then Yes. And then so you and you watch the video.
This is like I I don't know exactly what hap like I don't know exactly how it happens but suddenly ice pushes orange backpack and orange backpack fall. Okay. Okay.
Use orange backpack up standing orange backpack. Yeah. Orange backpack down.
Orange backpack. It It look to be honest it looked like a heavy backpack because she Yes. Theing ground ising covered in frozen water [ __ ] Right.
aka ice, right? And so she fell, backpack, you know, she's down. So she and the So the ice guy the ice guy pushes the woman.
He pushes the protester and she falls, right? And then so many things are happening at once. Right as they push her, somebody one of the ICE officers, the ICE officer pepper- sprays Alex in the face.
>> And this is up. I don't know if you ever been pepper-sprayed. Um, I haven't, but I, you know, I used, you know, I've had allergies before and [laughter] [laughter] when things like pollen are in your eyes, it's very hard to focus on what's happening.
You know, when I'm in a situation where I have a lot of allergies, I'm always like, "Oh, you know, I'm always freaking out. I'm I'm resisting life. " You know what I mean?
And so and so this this is a testament to Alex Py's character. They pepper spray him. They spray chemicals in his eyes and instead of freaking out and causing a scene right then and there, he immediately rushes to help the woman get up.
[applause] >> He immediately he immediately helps [applause] to pick up orange backpack. Okay. [laughter] So now, yeah.
So now he he helps grab or and and but like he's partially blinded in this moment. So he reaches for her and he pulls he pulls her up and he's trying to help her up and then the ice agent pulls him from the back. So they're pulling him, he's pulling her and they're dragging around like aing human centipede and it just looks just very aggressive and strange.
And then suddenly they get separated and then eight dudes pinning Alex to the ground. And it's like like you you're asking this whole time, why does he have a gun? Why do they need eight guys on one man?
Why do [applause] they need eight guys on one man? There there's no way you'll ever be able to convince me that ICE is macho men if I see eight dudes on one guy. >> Eight dudes.
No. Like it it should be it it should be the other way around. It should be one protester.
It should be eight protesters versus one ICE person. See if that works out. I don't know.
We can do like a YouTube video later. you know, but it's eight eight dudes. Eight dudes on on Alex and um and we and and you know, this is this is the most this is like the most devastating part to to when you see when you see exactly what happens in this video.
First of all, you see Alex on the ground. He has he has pepper in his eyes and he's trying like if I had if I had something in my eyes and again allergies sometimes if when I have something very painful in my eyes if you were to immediately grab my arms and try to hold them back I would be like get the [ __ ] off me I'm rubbing my eyes you know what I mean you know how rubbing your eyes feels so good let's just be honest like rubbing your eyes [applause] is like to to like rubbing your eyes is like instant relief you know like you you know like oh I got divorced today rub your Guys, you'll be fine. You know, like they always say, "Rub one out.
" No, rub two out. It's It's amazing. Rub your eyes.
Rub your eyes. But they immediately grab his arms so he can't rub his eyes. So, obviously, his head's going to be rolling around.
It's obviously going to feel like he's resisting. And listen, I don't know exactly what was going through his mind. I don't know exactly why he was moving the way he did, but I know for a fact I would not have done any better than what he did in that situation.
To be honest, to be honest, if you spray me with pepper spray, I would probably swing at you. To be honest, I would be swinging the other direction, but I would be like, "Where the [ __ ] are you, man? Where the [ __ ] are you?
Orange backpack, stay down. Where the [ __ ] are you? Where the are you?
" So, they have him on the ground and he's squirming around. Eight [ __ ] dudes. Eighting dudes can't even restrain one guy with pepper in his eyes.
And then you see you see that one of the officers notices that he has a gun. Now, one thing we don't know, we don't know if the officer just noticed that he had a gun or if Alex Prey said, "Just to let you know, I have a gun. " I wouldn't be surprised if he let them know.
He seems like he's that kind of guy. But whatever it is, they found the gun. They saw the gun.
And then you see crystal clear in 4K. You see that the officer removes the gun. He he disarms Alex and then he leaves the scene.
Moments later, Alex is shot 10 [ __ ] times. Dude, that you shot you didn't shoot an unarmed man. You shot a disarmed man.
That's even [ __ ] worse because you knew he was armed and then you took that [ __ ] When you shoot someone unarmed, that's obviously horrible. But you can always be like, "Maybe they're armed. " You know for a fact that he's not because you just disarmed him.
And I and and maybe this is not the takeaway that you guys got, but when I saw that officer remove that gun and then they follow they they they they killed him right away, my thought was, I'm going to get me a gun. I'mma get me a I'm going on down to the gun store [applause] and I'mma get me I'mma get me two guns. I'mma get me two guns.
Call me Sammy. Second Amendment obeyed. I'mma get me two [ __ ] guns.
>> I'm going to get five. It >> I'mma get 10. One for each amendment in the Constitution.
There's a lot more than 10. But um but I saw that I was like that. And and like when I saw them them remove his gun and and then run away so they could shoot him, I was like, "Dude, these crazy conspiracy theorists were right the whole [ __ ] time.
They are coming for our guns. They are coming for our guns. And it doesn't matter who you are, left or right, [ __ ] protestering person just sitting in a coffee shop.
Like this could happen to you. " And here's the thing, the the the government is lying about it. The government is lying about it to our face when we see it.
We see it in the video. This whole thing, this whole thing was caught on camera. Like this whole thing was caught on camera.
Yes. Because like this isn't like the past when you could just lie about it cuz nobody was there. >> Like like like you did this in broad daylight and and and and there was a lot of people around and we we see it because a lot of people were around recording it with their 9mm handguns.
>> [applause] [applause] >> But it's like, you know, you see the playbyplay. When you watch the details, you're like, "This is cold blooded murder. " And the the lie, the administration, the government, they won't be able to get away with this for that long.
They're going to try, but we the people, we cannot let them. Okay? Because you have to you have to see [cheering] >> [applause] >> you have when you when like we have all the evidence there.
Like if this was like a Vegas boxing match, Ice would be DQed. You know what I mean? They would being done.
Okay. So, we have the tape. Let's get the judges.
Let's get the verdict. Okay. And so, but the government is already doing their their their lie campaign like they do.
Greg Bovino. who sounds like his who sounds like his brain is made of collagen. [laughter] It's Boine.
Um, it's not the real deal. It's Bo. Um, [laughter] it's it's not delivery.
It's Bino. Um uh so Greg Bovino delivers uh a bunch of statements saying, "Well, we don't uh we haven't uh investigated yet. " It's like, "Mother, we already investigated 10 times over, so get with the program.
" >> Um and then they they they asked him if the ICE officers were going to be let off and and he said, "The ICE officers didn't get fired. They're still working. >> They've just been relocated to another city.
" Yeah. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
Isn't that up? Which is like that's probably what they wanted >> because as an ICE as an ICE officer, you probably don't want to be in Minneapolis right now. That's like the theing war zone of the United States.
So, you would probably want to go. They're like, um, they're like, "All right, as punishment for this murder, we're we're relocating you to Honolulu. ICE is the only job where you kill someone, you get a new office.
" Yeah. >> You know, they like they relocated him. Like the only other job that does that when somebody does something wrong is Catholic priest.
They relocate you to another church. [applause] That's bad. Uh [laughter] father forgive me.
We have sinned. Uh >> Christy Gnome Chrissy Gnome, who is a literal South Park character, [laughter] immediately blamed immediately blamed the government of Minnesota. She's like, she's like, "It's not our fault we're there killing people.
It's like clearly they're doing they're clearly they want us to kill them, right? " She was like, she was like, "We tried to get them to comply with us, but they didn't want to. " She's like, "We tried to talk to the governor, but he wouldn't communicate with us.
" Oh, he was putting up walls. Uh, [applause] but then and then she was like, she's like, "Don't you guys know Christy Elm was like, we were in that neighborhood to get a a child pedophile. " It's like I think you could just say pedophile actually.
I don't >> I don't think that's that's kind of redundant. Is there any other kind of pedophile or were you actually arresting a child [laughter] who's engaging in relations with another child? That's not a p that's wrong.
I wouldn't let that happen. But that's just called starting early. [laughter] It's She's like, "We were there to get a child pedophile.
" And she said, "And so everybody who was getting in the way with our investigation, they were there basically protecting a pedophile. " It's like, "No, [ __ ] that's you. [cheering] [applause] You are literally protecting the biggest pedophile, the biggest orangest pedophile in the world, >> who is literally the king of Greenland right now.
And >> sh Iceland. Uh, I think the call is coming from the house >> and the Senate too. [ __ ] are calling.
[applause] Okay. The good news is uh Greg Greg Bavino has already lost his position. [screaming] Um, >> yeah.
Yeah, [applause] he's Yeah, Greg. [cheering] But as you as you will, Greg Bevino is no longer commander at large because he's 5'6 and uh [laughter] it's kind of up they gave the job to a tall guy. But uh but yeah, so he's out.
But uh he's Yeah, he's he's he's the head he was the head of border patrol basically. And this is something that I heard apparently like the most violent part the most violent subset of ICE is the bordom is the customs and border patrol. >> Yeah.
which is like for real y'all motheruckers who just like are you going to declare or not you are the and I think about like yeah that's true like every time I come back to the United States like is that an apple is that aing apple it's like yeah I was going to eat it like no you throwing my heads of seeds you know so so customs and border patrol is out there [ __ ] dude can you that's like a that's like that's like the plot of like a scary movie where it's like we all hate border patrol and customs. Whenever we go to a country come, they're always [ __ ] no matter who they are cuz it's a [ __ ] shitty job. But imagine if those people got bit by zombies and then given guns and now they're out there [laughter] like not next to aing a baggage uh conveyor belt.
You know what I mean? Like that's where they bel they belong next to the conveyor belt, but now they're out there in the street. [groaning and screaming] Did you fill out the declaration form?
>> [laughter] >> It's basically what happened. >> It's basically what happened. Alex Prey was a nurse.
And if you don't care that an emergency nurse was killed, I see you. >> I see you. I see you.
Here's something crazy, though. Did you know uh Renee Good and Alex Prey were both 37 years old? >> That's crazy.
That's that's insane. I mean, you know, um yes, they they were both born in 1988 and they died apparently in 1984. Uh [applause] making them negative4 years old now.
Um no, but it's uh I mean these these these are heroes, man. These are people who stood up for their community and they died for it >> and they died for it. Uh, [applause] you know, they say 30 is the new 20, but 37 is the new 27 club.
Whatever. You guys, you guys, you're like, that's the one. That's the one where you cross the line.
It It is. No, I mean it's incredibly Of course it's incredibly sad. They shot him 10 times.
That's twice as many as Tupac. That's forpac. That's 10 times.
50 Cent was shot nine times. That's like 55 Cent. This is This is unacceptable.
Okay. 10 times. Like like howing dumb do you have to be to accidentally shoot someone 10 [ __ ] times?
>> You know what I mean? Like like I don't even understand once but 10 [ __ ] times. We all know what happened man.
Like we all we all know like when you when you look at the facts you know what happened. You have these eight guys eight guys piling up on this one man and it's like 50k signing bonus each. So it's like 400k signing bonus cumulative on one man pinning him down.
They take the gun. They shoot him. And what you can tell what happened.
What happened was one of the guys the guy who's taking the gun was like he's got a gun. He's got a gun. But he didn't let them know verbally that he was taking the gun.
So he let them continue to think that he still had a gun. So as soon as one of them got scared like a [ __ ] [applause] >> he pulled the trigger 10 [ __ ] times. >> 10 [ __ ] times.
and and and and this situation should not have even happened in the [ __ ] first place, but I guarantee you there would have at least been less chaos if it was just a one- on-one situation, you know, right? So, it was just a classic too many cooks situation. Uh, which is why ice is inefficient and must be abolished.
Okay. Okay. [applause] Yeah, [ __ ] ICE, dude.
Ice Ice is out there traumatizing communities, families, and now donut shops. >> This happened in front of a donut shop. Th This is how you know ICE is not the police.
They don't respect donuts. [applause] Can you imagine being at that doughnut shop? You're like, I want 12 holes.
No, it's not. >> Okay. All right.
I knew you wouldn't like it, but that was my favorite joke. I don't give a I mean, you don't have to support it. I'm just saying the irony >> and the fact that we witnessed this, the fact that we witnessed the the Renee Good thing, the fact that before these incidents, ICE has also been killing people.
ICE has had something like nine shootings since September. And so, uh, you know, they've been murdering people left and right. And this just makes no sense because these allegedly are people who are supposed to be removing murderers.
They say we're removing murderers from society and yet they're just making more of them. >> They're justing making like what are you gremlins? The wrong with you?
And uh and it's just it's it's it's horrible that we have to see this. It's horrible that we have to live in the time where we have to see this happening around us. We've seen it once, we've seen it twice, and now it's almost like we're used to seeing it.
And we cannot let that happen. We cannot like we cannot let that happen. [applause] >> [applause] >> This should not be normal.
>> This should not be normal. [cheering] This should not be normal. [applause] This should not be normal.
Whether it's a protester in Minneapolis or a protester in Iran [applause] or a family in Gaza just eating dinner at their table. [cheering] This should not be normal. This should not be normal.
[applause] And while I could so easily connect all three of those to Israel, I I will I will take the high road and let you do the very simple Google search because sometimes you have to look broadly. We all got us here to the situation. This is a human situation.
Humanity has to take accountability for letting us get here. >> Okay? Humanity has to take accountability with Israel in a close second [applause] [laughter] cuz I don't know if you know this but ICE trains in Israel.
>> Yeah. Not all of them but a lot of them do and some of their top deputies train in Israel. A whistleblower came out a few weeks ago and revealed that a lot of ICE units train in Israel and the IDF actually comes to the United States to train ICE units.
And as soon as you as soon as you learn that, you're like, how the did I not see that before? Because you look at those tactics. I when I now see a video coming out of Minneapolis, I have to first check and be like, is this not the West Bank?
My first thing is like, am I watching one of these Palestinian? Honestly, like two days ago, I saw like footage from the West Bank coming. I was like, is this Minneapolis?
I can't tell the difference between the West Bank and Minneapolis. >> That's the worst because you see the exact same level of dehumanization, you know, the way they put the knee on the neck. That's that's that's a move they taught them.
And when you see that and you make that connection like, "Oh, this makes sense. " You know, acting, you know, acting, you know, totally uh unjustified, calling it self-defense, denying medical care to people on scene, >> right? And and now you have after this incident, you have ISIS is now like we're going to investigate ourselves.
Like where have I heard that before? >> Um so so yeah. So I'm not going to blame Israel.
But just so you know, that's what I stands for. Israel coming for everybody. Yeah, [cheering] >> because [applause] this is not even not even hyperbole.
The the the Palestinians, especially in the West Bank and also in Gaza, were basically the test subjects for this massive experiment. And it's not hyperbole because the the technology that they've been using to target and suppress people in Palestine is the same technology that they are now using to assemble a massive police state to eventually to essentially have surveillance on us, to get all of our information, to know where we are at all times, and be able to basically hold us down and do things like remove uh our, you know, completely remove our our uh our weapons to kill us right there on the street. And so um and so yeah um that's why I'm just saying like I don't understand all theseing bootlickers out here just being like oh is America first dude we got to get the immigrants out cuz it's America first.
It's like dude there I is not ICE is not even being trained by Americans anymore. Like this is not even aing America. Like this has like like what the are you talking about?
Like I like these guys they go they train in Israel to learn how to hold down civilians and you're like ISIS is doing this ISC is doing this for us. It's likeing boot liquor man. You wonder why those boots you lick taste like stolen hummus.
You know what I mean? Like did it ever occur to you? like [applause] [cheering] this.
[applause] This tastes just like Palestinian hummus, but but a hint of ethnic cleansing. That's what it is. Yeah, [applause] man.
And oh, a little touch of apartheid. That's nice. There's so much lack of empathy that I'm seeing, too, which is like, you know, coming from the right, I don't have I don't have anything against conservatives.
Like if you I I actually like conservative principles, but like real conservatives, you know what I mean? Like conservatives who actually want less government and not aing police state that's monitoring us this wholeing time. Conservatives that don't want to spend money on foraging wars [applause] pillaging other countries.
That to me is a real conservative. I have no problem with real conservatism. But this is fake.
We're in this era of fake conservatism. It's just all hypocrisy. And I feel like to be honest and honestly listen to the post and listen to what a lot of people are saying.
I feel like the reason they have such a lack of empathy for these people dying in our streets is because they're still salty about how people acted when Charlie Kirk got shot. >> That's aing fact. Like look at they're like well but when Charlie died you like do you just want me to say sorry?
Like what do you want? Like what do you want? Like what the do you want?
Like it it should not [ __ ] matter. Like first of all, Charlie Kirk was giving a speech at, you know, at a college. These people are out there in the streets.
Okay? And you know, also we also know who killed Charlie Kirk anyways. But listen, what I'm saying is wasn't Israel.
No, listen. What I'm saying is it's like, dude, like get over thising person I don't like is killed. Person I like is killed.
It's like that attitude is going to take us [ __ ] nowhere and then they're just going to kill us all. We're going to keep blaming each other the whole way. So, just cut that [ __ ] out.
And they say there's a rumor I heard that the the guy who who pulled the trigger who shot Alex Prey was a neo-Nazi. >> Did you guys hear that? >> They're all >> They're all Yeah, I was going to say it's kind of an understatement.
Um, but it's like, you're not doing a good job. You're killing white people now, so get the [ __ ] out of here [laughter] with that. You're not even [ __ ] good Aryans.
You know what I mean? Am I right? Um, okay.
And I know these jokes were dark, but jokes are just like ice. They're all about execution. [applause and cheering] [cheering and applause] >> Thank you.
I've been orange jacket. [laughter] >> [cheering] >> That's why I wore this in solidarity with orange backpack art. >> She's our [applause] All right.