welcome to the cheating Secrets Channel she broke away from her dance partner and joined me having fun I asked handing her a glass of red wine not really it's more for business than pleasure what dancing with a group of handsome men nice job if you can get it that elderly guy in the gray suit will probably want to pinch you soon I nodded towards a man nearby he's been staring at you for about 20 minutes step over to that corner for a minute Marty and For Heaven's Sake smile you're embarrassing me I'm embarrassing you that's
rich we stood at one end of the bar where it was quiet she smiled at me people could see us so I played along and smile back listen closely Peter I work in sales my base salary is good but the commissions are even better I'm good at what I do and this year I Clos three of the company's biggest deals this party is in honor of my latest success at the end of this month 50% of my commissions will be transferred to the bank the rest will go towards my Christmas bonus I know all that
and there's something else you should know the bonus I'm getting will pay for your dream vacation next year a drive down the Pacific coast Big Sir Monteray well watching I've earned enough to even rent a Mustang convertible for 3 weeks I know that too that's my reward for being dragged to this boring party for having to watches my girlfriend flirts with a group of guys while some old pervert undresses you with his eyes it's infuriating well here's something else you obviously don't know there were two managers who signed contracts this week not a group and
I had only two dances with each of them that's expected they didn't touch me didn't act inappropriately and we didn't even dance cheek to cheek okay I'm sorry I said and the elderly guy watching me he's the CEO of the company insists on being called Gavin yes he does watch me he's a stickler for the company's moral standards a hand on my back longer than a second and on Monday I'll be in his office getting a yellow card good Lord he even checks how long we spend on lunch and we are never allowed to have
business lunches at a hotel just in case there's a Temptation so maybe lighten up fair enough I will but you understand that doesn't stop him from being attracted to you if if I wanted to have the last word I failed yes that's true he's gay we rejoined the crowd I'm not much for parties but I compensated by dancing with una and chatting with managers and Gavin and smiling a lot possibly I also ate and drank too much but she seemed pleased the sex when we got back home was fantastic I don't know if she was
pleased because she put me in my place or because of the big contract I didn't really care either our sex life is pretty turbulent we've both been married before I had two kids with my ex and then she convinced me to get a vasectomy a year later she asked for a no fa divorce thanks she immediately hooked up with an American and moved with my sons to San Diego there was nothing I could do about it but at least I didn't have to pay alimony Chuck is wealthy probably that influenced my interest in the US
West Coast in the last 2 years I've only managed to see my boys once una had previously been married to a man who was insanely jealous and practically kept her under lock and key then during a medical examination she was diagnosed with an STD when her husband was informed he confessed to having an affair in turn he told the woman he was involved with and her husband quickly beat up una's former spouse una filed for divorce on the grounds of his infidelity but he died before the case was heard rumors circulated that the cause of
his assault was the beating but nothing could be proven there was no life insurance only debts and all this made her sensitive to jealousy that's why I upset her at the party so after getting married we settled into our small rented apartment the plan was to restore our financial situation and get married when we could afford to buy an apartment fortunately una is not interested in having children her bonus and sales performance entitle her to an additional week of vacation next sum summer when business is slow she is more than happy that my children will
join us on our trip along the Pacific Coast Highway my ex also agrees the next day on Saturday una told me more stories about her boss he lives discreetly with a male partner they are not married and never show affection publicly he often sends clerks to restaurants to check whom sales representatives are buying dinner for and when they travel for business It is believed that he pays various Hotel employees to keep track of who is in which room whether they have visitors and so on only on Sunday morning did I realize that I hadn't gone
to the bathroom the day before usually I go quite regularly and I suspect that something I ate at the party might have disrupted my natural rhythms by Sunday evening I had a stomach ache I often stayed late at work there was a serious malfunction in the computer system it took me 6 months to get to the bottom of the issue the initial error occurred a year ago and had been growing like a snowball I maintained constant communication with our branch in San Francisco which was working with a parallel system hence my growing fascination with their
stories about the Pacific Coast Highway which I had seen in many movies they tended to be sarcastic because our British system often malfunctioned while their system was Flawless however the end of the problem was not far off so I had no choice but to go to work on Monday with a stomach ache una and I live in an old house with a Terrace the rent is not high and it was all we could afford when we first met the house has a tiny hallway from which you can immediately go upstairs to two bedrooms or into
a living room combined with a kitchen between them there is a small bar where a huge potted plant stands we rarely host guests the door at the back of the kitchen leads to a rather unusual Hall it is a square with each side about a meter long with doors on all four sides one naturally leads back to the kitchen the next opens to a space with shelves where the water heater is located my mother always called it a utility closet then there's a door to the bathroom which is attached to the back of the house
it seems like an afterthought dating back to the times when people bathed in the kitchen sink and the toilet was at the end of the garden there is now a small shed there where an old bathtub still hangs finally on the side of the house there is a back door that opens to a wall between us and the neighboring house there to the left on the way to the enclosed Garden you pass by our bathroom when I got home on Monday my stomach was still hurting but una hadn't mentioned that anyone else had suffered after
the party I skipped lunch and dinner and in the evening I finally managed to relieve myself you know those sessions where you just keep wiping and wiping after using half a roll of toilet paper I finished and flushed for the last time but not everything went down I waited and tried again but the toilet dangerously filled up I thought its murky contents would spill onto the floor time to use the plunger like most people I dislike this task but I wanted to clear the toilet before unaa left a few vigorous plunges resolved the clog and
everything was fine there was an old shower overhead and its head reached the toilet a minute of hot water helped me clean the bowl and rinse the plunger I washed my hands went and made myself a sandwich I was starving by Tuesday my routine was back to normal [ __ ] shower and shave as my old grandpa used to say and my workday was triumphant we tested the system and it finally worked flawlessly in all company departments computer functions became faster and faster my boss Cliff was thrilled and muttered something incoherent about a bonus of
course I would have preferred a promotion and with that goal in mind I trained an assistant Eric during work now he is nearly as good as me at identifying and fixing faults that evening I invited una to dinner however I did not mention my success at work I thought it better to wait and see if any additional money would come through when we got home we settled in front of the television just in time for a bathroom break she said as the opening credits rolled una is one of those people who like to announce their
bodily functions it's a fairly standard way for her to start a conversation she returned as the movie began sorry Pete the toilet is clogged and you're the man with the plunger could you take care of that please of course I'll go during the first commercial break but I feel uncomfortable just leaving it like this please so I went and once again did my duty in the bathroom it took several plunges three flushes and a quick shower on Friday morning it clogged again and I called our landlord from work listen Peter it's covered by your lease
agreement but I'm swamped right now and can't make it until the end of next week how do you feel about handling it yourself I'm not about to crawl through the sewer Lynn you don't need to I saw what caused it last time it's not very pleasant but it's not complicated go on there is a square inspection hatch behind your back door it serves both your and the neighboring door it runs under the dividing wall your toilet flushes into a sewage pipe that goes straight to this entrance under the lid at the end of each pipe
there is a small concrete shelf that's usually where the blockage accumulates it's surprising how close to the surface it is in these old houses whatever you flush pass is just a few centimeters under the pathway all right I'll give it a try thanks let me know how it goes by the way there's a long metal pole hidden behind your water heater in the cupboard it's used to lift the lid and it can also scrape out the blockage the work project was completed and for once I got up early and found the pole standing at the
back door the square hatch came off easily it revealed exactly what Lynn described to the left of the square opening there was a round pipe heading straight into the depths of the sewage system it formed a curved shelf on the top and left where the drains from my apartment and the neighbors float you always imagine that drains and sewage pipes are much deeper than they are here the neighbor's side was clean but mine was clocked as repulsive as the sight was I felt it was my duty to go for my phone and take a couple
of photos for posterity it only took a few scrapes and the mess hastily burst out in the bathroom I flushed the toilet and stepped outside again to see it flow freely then I filled a bucket with hot water from the shower and added half a bottle of bleach I cleaned the pole and wrapped its end in a plastic bag it could stay outside overnight to dry I poured the remaining contents of the bucket Direct into the toilet flushing away the last culprits I felt like a hero and took a shower that same Friday evening as
we were finishing dinner my mobile rang Cliff was still at work and panicking I shoved the last piece of chicken between two slices of bread thinking that this was how the Earl of Sandwich got started then I kissed unaa and went back inside it was daytime in San Francisco and their system had malfunctioned Eric and a few others were on the phone with America explaining the procedure step by step Cliff led me into his office the problem is exactly the same as the one we just solved here we all right Peter you and Eric figured
it out what are the consequences of the downtime how did you resolve the issue here I launched a parallel system so that I could work on the original while the office continued to operate it wasn't ideal because I had to stop the repair work to handle the inevitable office disruptions 8 to 10 times a day although it reduced to two or three as we neared the Finish Line can the Americans fix it faster now that we know what caused the issue no I always knew the cause I had to repair everything in segments essentially working
in Reverse it took 6 months and that's with a lot of overtime then to the point Peter what's the best way to bring America to the state we've just achieved and I mean the internal work without external contractors you'll need paper and a pen he got them out promote me to manager with a corresponding salary increase plus a reasonable overseas allowance send me to San Francisco and I guarantee that I will replicate what I achieved here but I'm not going to wear myself out again working all hours tell them I will assist them day by
day but a full fix will take a year during this time I can keep them operational and address issues as they arise I expect to be able to choose my own hours they can expect me to take a few Friday and Monday lunch breaks and I still want to take full vacation time I suspected it might be something like this what else I want them to provide me with a car in a three-bedroom apartment close to the workplace two competent assistants could reduce the project to 9 to 10 months I can Finance your salary increase
and arrange the trip and I'm sure they can find two assistants and provide you with a least car but short weeks and three bedrooms they won't like that you're the boss you need to tell them that this is how it has to be it can be done faster if they bring in experts but it will cost them us much more than my proposal it's not about me speeding up and down the Pacific Coast Highway it's about spending time with my boys let me know on Monday how things stand I don't think I've ever been so
assertive with Cliff but I was confident I would get what I wanted I was in the spotlight they could complete the job in 2 months if they were willing to throw a lot of money at the problem and endure at least a week of downtime but my demands will be cheaper if they can't meet them perhaps I'll leave and try my luck elsewhere Cliff should know this when I returned una was in a playful mood but I wasn't I deliberately gave her a vague explanation about problems at work she was never interested in technical matters
over the weekend I also put off sex citing that my stomach was acting up again on Monday morning she looked particularly sexy you look very glamorous another party hardly I need to close another deal Two Guys from Italy are coming if I handle this I'll be the unrivaled salesperson of the Year Rob my closest competitor was supposed to handle it but I told the CEO I wasn't happy it would go to him because I know a little Italian he said he was trying to level the playing field that doesn't sound very businesslike it's not a
game that's what I said anyway poor old Rob sprained his ankle Gavin called me yesterday and he doesn't want these guys being greeted by someone in a cast he called the Italians and they expect to be met at the airport by his top saleswoman I'm happy for you will they sign the contract today no they arrive at noon and I'll take them to the office to meet Gavin and review our terms from there we'll head straight to dinner at their hotel Gavin of course will be there to make sure I don't sneak into their rooms
then they'll have an early night and I'll be home by 9: and and he won't be making sure you don't go back and visit them most likely he'll have someone at the hotel to keep an eye on them as for me sneaking back into the hotel you'll need to make sure I stay home I can do that I hope that didn't mean she would want sex I would need to come up with an excuse my main meeting is tomorrow at their hotel not in their rooms of course Gavin has booked one of their public conference
rooms I'll be presenting Al loone can buy them lunch and take as much time as needed and sure surely someone from the staff will check on us every 10 minutes coming in with coffee and cookies I'll probably come home early tomorrow afternoon while the Italians are discussing it the next day our American colleagues agreed to everything I wanted an apartment and a car though not a Mustang were already arranged Cliff booked me a flight for Wednesday morning he also agreed to pay for shipping a couple of boxes of my personal items the weather in California
was practically unchanging I hoped it would stay that way take tomorrow off Peter just call on Wednesday before you head to the airport to confirm everything is going according to plan what does una say about this I made it clear that you would have to cover all her expenses she'll stay here she makes too much money to leave well good luck to you he stood up and we shook hands I wondered if I would ever see him again I was about to spend a year on the edge of Silicon Valley my skills could be useful
there I had a feeling Cliff suspected something of the sort the rest of the day went by clearing my desk and saying goodbye I got home early packed all my belongings and sent them on their way on Wednesday I won't need a suitcase to check in carryon will suffice I called Lyn confirmed that I had just paid for 3 months rent and informed him that this was my notice of moving out I wasn't going to miss it he should contact una directly to arrange the final inspection oh and I resolved the blockage issue una and
I have separate closets so she didn't notice that evening that I had packed all my personal belongings I told her that I had been to the doctor during the day to check on my stomach issues he ran some tests and thought I might have an ulcer no sex tonight babe the medication he gave me is making me nauseous if it's an ulcer it's because of all that overtime you've been doing you need to cut back on work don't worry from now on I'm going to take it much easier as our American cousins would say chill
out on Tuesday Morning una was all dressed up again and visibly excited I hugged her tightly go get them babe Dazzle those Italian stallions with your charm thank you well I need to leave early so good luck I'll be home around 600 and you can tell me how it went we'll do be smart I left but not for work I went to Vick's used car dealership he only gave me a th000 for the car I was hoping for 1,200 but it didn't pan out a th000 would be better converted to dollars knowing Uno would be
with the Italians at least until lunch I looked for a restaurant no point in going for fast food there's plenty of that in America I stopped for an early lunch at a restaurant I returned home around noon stuffed the last of my items into a small backpack and hid it in an empty closet our kitchen window faces a short alley leading to our fenced garden and I risked cracking it open open slightly we had a large potted plant on the bar counter which I moved to one end to block the view from the living room
into the kitchen where I hoped to hide I unlocked the back door and set my phone to record video then I went back to the front window to keep watch un arrived at 2:30 as she got out of the car a glimpse of legs in Black flashed while she was unlocking the door I managed to slip out through the back door I stood on that crucial metal inspection hatch and peered through the kitchen window I heard her cross the tiny Hall just inches from me and enter the bathroom the toilet was flushed and I felt
a slight vibration in the lid as water rushed beneath my feet she returned and stood at the window where I had just been I guessed who she was waiting for she was no longer wearing tights the Italians arrived and she led them to the sofa when she entered the kitchen I pressed against the back door soon I heard the pop of a wine bottle being opened did you leave through the underground parking yes it was easy the elevator went straight down there and a taxi picked us up be sure to tell the taxi driver to
drop you off there when you return we'll do she brought them three glasses of wine on a tray the men stood up to make a toast to fruitful relations and then sat down again una stood in front of them and they all put down their glasses it will be easier if I help you take off your trousers gentlemen they unbuckled their belts and began to to pull them down this was my moment I didn't want to sneak in until I was sure they had started when all three were engaged in sex they began and I
quietly opened the back door and crept up to the plant I positioned my phone around the pot and started recording maybe I didn't need these early shots with clothes being discarded but I filmed anyway if I got caught I was prepared to face any consequences when they finished the guys were still lying side by side on the couch and just t-shirts Uno was completely naked then she did something she had never done with me to be honest she had never needed to I was proud of her she took out some protection who's first she asked
I thought they would finish with the usual front and back but no in the past she had an STD and she didn't want to repeat they tried all positions and combinations I knew unao was good at this it's just that I had never watched it as a spectator before four inevitably they finished with a double by this time they were noisy and I moved to the other end of the bar counter and zoomed in it was quite explicit wasn't it when they left I slipped back into the garden waiting by the back wall near the
bathroom window 5 minutes later I heard her as soon as I heard the toilet flush and the shower running I re-entered through the back door ignoring una's scattered lingerie I managed to grab her phone there in her contacts was the person I needed listed under CEO not Gavin I called him from my own phone and convinced his secretary it was urgent is it true that you monitor your employees morals who is this Peter the partner of your best salesperson una or rather her former partner I remember you yes that's correct then brace yourself to receive
some video clips I just took as soon as he received them I briefly explained the situation to him and asked him to listen to the details about the Italian's escape from the hotel then I briefly explained what my special photograph taken earlier pertained to tell her not to come in tomorrow he said sorry pal that's your job tell her yourself I would suggest doing it face to face in front of her colleagues I hung up the phone and sent my first outdoor photo to una's phone as I descended with my backpack she entered the living
room wrapped in a bath towel her jaw dropped what are you doing home and where are you going close your mouth una you look like a goldfish to answer your questions I came home for my backpack because I won't be here anymore today I'll be spending the night at the same hotel where your Italian friends are staying but when I get there I'll use the front door not through the parking lot her mouth opened even wider but why what's happening all the explanation you need is in the photo I just sent to your phone I
looked down down at it lying on the sofa goodbye I walked out the front door for the last time whistling California here I come without a car of course I had to walk to the hotel I didn't see the Italians that evening I wondered if Uno would appear to meet me but she was nowhere to be seen quite understandable under the circumstances the next morning I headed to the airport Uno was facing a tough day work bonuses house rent and the taxi I smiled taking one more look at the photo I had sent her the
open inspection hatch and the blockage right above the sewer you could clearly see a lot of brown paper and half a dozen used protections thank you for listening Until the End see you in the next episode of cheating Secrets take care of yourself and your loved ones goodbye
