Catch it up and I'm taking his jewelry. Catch it up and I'm taking his jewelry. I said don't get it twisted cuz I smell a lot that don't mean I'm with the foolery. When I walk in my school me I'm like you used to me. I stay in the cut like a big day and that's who my shooters be. They do not know what you started. I a burger then back up the road then my grandma apartment. I Rock ain't too [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
What up guys? Welcome to another vlog ski. Today we're going to Dubai. So this past weekend has been an absolute blender. I'm sorry if you guys can tell by my voice. I was at Coachella and I'm sorry I didn't vlog it. I just kind of wanted to experience it without like very rarely do I get to take a fullon vacation without worrying about work and this was like the first time that I was Able to do that in bro like since I started working hard. So this was honestly a really nice weekend. And it was
like Coachella every single weekend is like the best weekend of my life. And every single year we do it bigger and better. And it's so awesome to do it with a fun group of people. I was featured in a whole bunch of other vlogs. So stay tuned for Jordan's vlog. Stay tuned for Carson's vlog. Stay tuned for Lucas's vlog cuz I'm in there and You can see like a sneak peek of all the [ __ ] that we did. It was really awesome. Super good weekend. But my mind is melted. Twins. I pretty much stayed
sober for all of 2025 and then just crush work when it came to Coachella, bro. Fully blended. So, if I'm not making any sense today, that's probably why. But, we are headed to Dubai today. We are at LAX right now and I'm just chilling in the Emirates Lounge. This place is pretty freaking dope. I'm Literally the only dude in this [ __ ] right now. Um, and yeah, we're just hanging out. Carson just got here and he's laughing just cuz I'm [ __ ] blended. But I'm going to show you guys the plane. We're riding
first class in Emirates. Literally a $16,000 seat. So that's going to be pretty cool. I'll let you guys know if that shit's worth it or not. There's like a full-on [ __ ] shower and [ __ ] It's like a 16-hour flight. I really don't know what I'm Going to do because our flight takes off at 4:50 a.m. Dubai time and I wanted to line it up so that I wouldn't get jet lag and then we land at like 7:30 Dubai time. So, it's like do I try and sleep right when I get on the
plane, but it's like morning time for us right now. But then it's like, do I even want to sleep on the plane? because at that point I'll be falling asleep at like 500 a.m. type [ __ ] in Dubai time. So, I Really don't know. I'm lowkey thinking I just chill on the plane. Um, I want to watch like movies and [ __ ] Speaking of, I need to download the new Black Mirror episodes and I want to watch Toy Story 2. Uh, which is [ __ ] random. Bro, I I got so much [
__ ] to update you guys on. Um, Killtech Capsule 2 is dropping super soon. This is one of the pieces. This is our 1800 bankroll zip up jacket. This shit's insane. And then, bro, look, it was my birthday recently. Look what [ __ ] Carson got for my birthday. Pop up the video of him gifting me this when I'm literally geeked out of my mind at a Coachella afterparty, bro. And like, he had already given me a [ __ ] hard ass gift. It was this like Balenci [ __ ] uh polo t-shirt that was
just like super thr and I was like man all my [ __ ] dogs got me dope ass birthday gifts and then literally I'm [ __ ] tweak tweak work at this crazy exclusive Coachella after party and next thing I know my dog Like taps me on the shoulder and he's like come here and I thought he was going to be like bro the J that like you're rapping to is a dude I got so scared he like brought me over and was like yo bro, like come here. And my heart dropped. I thought he
was going to say some like crazy [ __ ] about just some [ __ ] that had happened. And then next thing I [ __ ] know, he pulls out a iced out G-Shock out of his [ __ ] Louis bag. Bro, this was by far the Craziest craziest birthday gift that I've gotten like ever, bro. And it's also super meaningful, too, cuz Carson's my [ __ ] best friend, my [ __ ] manager, and now we're running Killtech together. It's super awesome to see the way that he's grown as a person and as an
entrepreneur and it yeah pretty much seen like his whole journey since I had him like come in to Puerto Rico and start working for me and like working for like not that much pay initially and Then being able to work his way up to now where like he's like lit he started off as like a [ __ ] assistant to me um and now he's like managing way bigger things and doing like all my deal flow like literally my full-time manager And uh yeah, bro, I'm super proud of him. And this was like just a
a super meaningful, super awesome gift from my best [ __ ] friend in the world. So yeah, had to give bro a shout out. If you guys aren't subscribed to him, Subscribe to him. Both of us are going the [ __ ] up. He's also the [ __ ] creative director of Kiltech. I can't take any responsibility for how [ __ ] drip these clothes are. That shit's all him, bro. I I do the marketing. I can talk about this [ __ ] all day long, but he's got that vision. So yeah, man. We're headed
to Dubai. We're linking up all my other business partners. So it's me, Carson, and then my brother is going to be out there. We got my brother a Fire birthday gift, bro. I'll show you guys it. I'll probably give it to him tonight. So you guys will see that. It was just his birthday recently as well. It was 2 days ago, and my birthday was like a week and a half ago. Uh and then we're linking up his business partner, my brother, and his business partner work for me as well. And then we're meeting up
with my COO who lives in Dubai as well. So, this is kind of like a business birthday boy [ __ ] bash. It Should be super lit. I've never been to Dubai before, so should be pretty [ __ ] interesting. I'm going to chill out in the lounge. We have like three [ __ ] hours, which is kind of insane until we board this flight. We got here mad early because we thought TSA and like the passport [ __ ] was going to be a blender, but nobody's [ __ ] here. So, I guess we'll
just rock out with our [ __ ] out in uh the Emirates Lounge and just like do whatever the [ __ ] we want Until we get on this 16-hour plane ride. So, I'll see you guys there. Holy [ __ ] motion setters. Come on, man. Like, come on. [ __ ] serious right now. We're literally bunk buddies in this [ __ ] Wow. I'm not going to lie, this is pretty trim. This is pretty nice. I lowkey wish wish they had some like head coverage so I could just like like be fully yelling in
this [ __ ] like facetiming and [ __ ] But yeah, bro. We Literally had to go up another floor. I've never experienced some [ __ ] like this. This is pretty insane. Look at the Bro, I always thought that this was like a small ass screen. This [ __ ] is fat as [ __ ] bro. Like what are we doing? Literally bust down. I wonder what this does. Jesus. Okay. Yep. We're done with that. Wow. Literal journal work. Plug that one in. Let's see what they got going on here. Bowers and [ __
] Wilkins. Thank You for your service. But yeah, we just got on here. We got [ __ ] robes and [ __ ] never showered on a plane, so definitely going to tap in with that. Um, and yeah, we'll see how long this I downloaded every episode of Black Mirror, Toy Story 3 just because. Um, but anyways, bro, whole bunch of [ __ ] going on. I'll update you guys once we get in the air. I I'll try and not vlog a whole lot of like the flight just because this shit's going to be mad
Boring, but you guys know the drill. Locked in. The blender continues. It's actually insane. Let's work twin. Happy week two. Yeah. Week two, Coachella Dubai edition. Lender Tech. Gross. This bathroom is [ __ ] insane. Got a [ __ ] shower in here. Like, what? This is the toilet. They got all this different types of [ __ ] gizmos and gadgets. Shaving cotton [ __ ] They got What the hell, bro? They got cologne. I mean, [ __ ] bro. I'm about to take a [ __ ] shower on an airplane. Like, what? What are
we talking about, bro? What the [ __ ] I got 25 minutes in this [ __ ] I'm about to take my time. [ __ ] bankroll [ __ ] This is [Music] insane, bro. Well, that was [ __ ] crazy. Um, like what? I can't even process some [ __ ] like that. About to get dressed and then me and Carson going to go get hammered, bro. The Coachella weekend 2 essentially. Coachella weekend 2 in Dubai. Let the games begin. This is a crash out vlog. Actually, nah, not really. But like I was telling
you guys, I don't really often get to let loose. And that's what day trading is all about. That's what making money is all about. Like, what's the point of making Money? What's the point of working your ass off if it's all just to work more? You know, like you need time to be able to like do [ __ ] that you genuinely want to without working. As much as I preach work, work, work, work, work, this is the time that the work is paying off and we get to do crazy [ __ ] like this.
Like, spend $16,000 on a [ __ ] first class flight, bro. Come on, man. Let me get dressed and let me like put on some [ __ ] cologne that they have just to Like see what the [ __ ] that's about and then we'll go get blitzed. Bro, I really can't lie. That was like the fastest flight of my [ __ ] life, bro. I don't even know what happened. One second I was taking a shower. Second second, Blitz Creek in the lounge. Third second, I just wake up and they're like, "Yo, we're [
__ ] landing." I [ __ ] myself up, bro. Because now it's lit. Like, I just woke Up, bro. I literally slept for 10 hours, bro. And now it's like 5:30 p.m. Dubai time. We're about to land in like 30 minutes. Then what? I have to go straight back to bed, man. Well, at least we made it though. At least we made it. Welcome to Dubai. We made it, bros. I'm so [ __ ] blended. It's literally like 7:30 at night here. Slept for 10 hours and now it's like bed. I have to eat dinner
and Then go to bed again. But honestly, I don't really care about that [ __ ] too bad because like I'm super tired anyways. Like I could go back to bed if I wanted to. Damn. Our our [ __ ] boy had us picked up an amazy. [ __ ] is going on with this one. Adrian. Adrian set this [ __ ] up, bro. Come on now. Talk to me. Nice. Prian know how to do that [ __ ] All right, man. You freaking made it. We're waiting for the lady to get us into the
B&B again. Rain is like super blended. We lowkey don't want to link up with our people today just because it's like 8:30. And yeah, bro, I'm freaking starving. I didn't eat anything on the plane even though apparently they had gas ass food. Carson had like [ __ ] 10 plates. And yeah, I'll probably just Do Or Dash or what? Deliveroo. I think that's what they have out here. Some [ __ ] here. And then um from there, I don't even know, bro. My my bra my brain is just destroyed. I'll probably hot tub or some
[ __ ] Hot tub, sauna. Get all this dust off and try and I guess fall asleep again cuz it's night time here. So, I'll show you guys a tour of the B&B. We'll get into the crib out and then see what the shit's hitting for. Welcome to the Dubai Airbnb. So, we'll Go ahead and we'll start off. This is the master bedroom. Just some chill [ __ ] I'm kind of sad there's no TV, but I mean, I don't even watch TV. It's just kind of for the aesthetic. And then, bro, look how crazy
this [ __ ] view is from my [ __ ] like, you can literally see the Burj Khalifa from the bed, which is insane. We walk on over here. We got nice little bathroom. Just, you know, regular [ __ ] There's like a whole bunch of closet space here that I'm just Not going to use cuz I always just live out of my closet when I'm traveling and [ __ ] So, over here we have the kitchen area. Pretty nice. Pretty nice. All just super nice. There's a TV here. And then, bro, like the views
here are are really insane. Can't really see it because of the mirror reflection, but again, just like big ass windows, crazy views all throughout this entire place. I'll show you guys the balcony. The balcony is [ __ ] nuts, but I'll take you guys Through here. I don't know what this is. Okay, just little bathroom. And then this is just an empty bedroom that neither me or Carson is going to use. This is fire. This is one of the reasons why I booked this Airbnb. It's a [ __ ] sauna in here, bro. Super fire.
Definitely going to be using this when I can and when I want to. And then damn, we got another bathroom right here. This is Carson's room. And then boom, another bathroom right here. Now, Going to take you guys out to the balcony and show you why we got this place, cuz this is like the most insane thing you guys will see. So, we got this nice little patio out here and nice little [ __ ] hanging chair, hard ass hot tub, and then bow [ __ ] Mac work on the Burge. Spotlight to the [
__ ] moon. Isn't this [ __ ] crazy? You guys can't even process you. I I'm telling you guys, you guys can't even process this [ __ ] But yeah, man. Crazy ass balcony, bro. Like, what? We got the Dubai Mall down there. And then the plan is we stay in this B&B for like 3 days and then go to the Palm and stay at the Atlantis. Our hotel's going to be crazy there as well. I lowkey think we might not have booked a long enough trip here because I'm already super overwhelmed with like the
amount of [ __ ] that I'm thinking about that we like Allegedly need to do. Like the whole city is just [ __ ] lighting up and doing crazy [ __ ] right now. So, I don't know. We'll figure it out though. We'll make the most of it. This place is [ __ ] insane so far, though. I'm sorry. Good morning, gang bangers. Um, yesterday was kind of crazy. I I still like don't even know what the [ __ ] happened, how we even got here. But we're about to go link up my brother and
his business partner at the gym. This Gym, my hair is so [ __ ] up, too. But I really don't care. I'm hopefully going to get super sweaty, get in the steam room and sauna cold plunge and fix that [ __ ] I got to get back on my health [ __ ] Coachella was an absolute blender. Yesterday was a blender. The whole travel day was a blender. I was kind of eating whatever the [ __ ] I wanted. I low-key think I still lost weight at Coachella. I'm not sure though, just because of all
the walking and like all The sweating and I like wasn't eating food either, just like drinking and [ __ ] So, this week we're going to try and get back on track. First stop, we're heading to Oxygen Gym. It's a guys only gym. You know, that's the [ __ ] that I'm into. So, let's [ __ ] rock. What? Yeah, it's guys only. Did you not know that? That's gay as [ __ ] bro. Let's work. Let's work. Oh, also it was my brother's birthday and I got him a [ __ ] hard ass tennis
chain. It was It was his birthday like three Yeah, threeish days ago. So, we're going to give him that tonight. I've been giving gifts to literally everybody. So, yeah, man. Here's another gift. Add it to the list. Mom Burkin, check. Jordan iced out Jesus piece check. My brother freaking iced out tennis chain check. Who's next? Who else? Who else wants a [ __ ] gift from me, man? Can't keep doing this, guys. So, let's go to the gym. Let's get Locked in and then we'll link up with everybody. We made it, man. Oxygen Gym O2.
I've actually seen this in like a lot of other like influencer type of vlogs. I used to love watching like fitness influencers and [ __ ] and I would always see this gym and be like, "Damn, that shit's so cool. I'll probably never get to go there ever in my entire life." But now here we are. We'll see what this Shit's all about. Let's see if this [ __ ] was worth like the 30 minute drive. Bro, the Uber was wreaking twin. That [ __ ] was like 50 minutes. We He was taking us to
[ __ ] Neverland, bro. I lowkey might need another energy drink cuz I'm like still mega blended, bro. Oxygen Black. Yeah, bro. Let's figure out what the [ __ ] going on. All right, guys. First link up. What's up? Made it with the man. All right, so this is the first collab. Introduce yourself because You've never like Yeah, introduce yourself. You've never [ __ ] like said anything to the vlog before or they've seen you before in the the Miami vlog. Yeah, I got a new cut that I looked different. Yeah, you're you're looking super
lean actually. I saw on the walking, bro. Yeah, see the walk. I haven't given them the vlog a full physique check like in a minute. I'm looking pretty crazy now, guys. Everyone's been saying the the jawline's Going pretty nuts. And yeah, maybe after I at the end of the Dubai trip after I lock in postella and we'll see. We'll see if I actually like stay locked out here with the good eats. I crashed out. Yes. No, not not super crazy, but I had some fire ass Indian food and I was like, "Okay, this is the
last day that I'm eating whatever the [ __ ] I want cuz I didn't get any cardio in. It's just laying on the plane." But that was like a refeed. Dude, you say that now? Literally, every restaurant's Michelin star here. Got to lock in. Does Adrian have some crazy [ __ ] lined up for us? I think so. Yeah, he's got some res hard quick cardio session. We're back on the [ __ ] grind. hold me accountable in the vlog. We're doing shoulders and arms. I haven't hit legs in like two weeks. But the amount
of just blender tech that we were in in Coachella, like I just can't quite simply can't do legs Right now. So, we're hitting shoulders and arms getting just crazy pump in. Then we'll hit sauna and cold plunge. Hopefully reset the system. Let's [ __ ] work. shoulder vein gooped up. Let's do some some biceps and some triceps. Word. I'm I'm telling y'all, I'm looking [ __ ] crazy right now because I had like a refeed yesterday. I had some thra ass Indian food. So, my veins are [ __ ] going berserk right now. Yeah, bros.
This is like the craziest bump that I've gotten in a long time. I think it's literally just because I haven't been eating [ __ ] And yesterday I ate like a decent amount on the plane and like I don't know. I think my body has just been hella depleted because the cut for so long and yesterday was like a mega refeed I guess. Man, I'm pumped the [ __ ] up and I didn't even take any [ __ ] like preworkout pump powder. Like my arm feels ginormous right now And my veins are going crazy.
I don't know if it was from like the traveling some sort of water retention [ __ ] because of the high altitudes, but whatever this is like my [ __ ] vein works are going to town. Awesome [ __ ] first workout back. I didn't want to bore you guys too much with a whole bunch of lifting [ __ ] cuz this trip is going to be crazy and it's going to be a long ass vlog. But got a crazy lift in. Just Finished up with abs. Going to stretch out. I'll show you guys the
sauna and the cold plunge. Apparently them shits are like super intense because I mean Americans are kind of just [ __ ] with everything for real. And I know like all the other countries go hard on like their [ __ ] bath houses and [ __ ] but today should be like a pretty chill day. I really want to do like touristy stuff. Most of the time when I go visit places I'm like [ __ ] the touristy [ __ ] because I've already been there before. But like out here I want to do all
the touristy [ __ ] I want to go to the desert. I want to go pet a [ __ ] lion. dap up an orangutang. Feel like that would be super [ __ ] dope. I want to ride a [ __ ] camel. We're just going to go hit some chill [ __ ] for lunch. Uh right after this, we're going to shower here and like get all of our [ __ ] said and done. And then we're going to rotate the Dubai Mall, which is like right next to Our Airbnb. I need a cop
just like I'm not going to be going on like designer [ __ ] shopping spree. I literally just need like some plain t-shirts, some workout shorts, and I need socks and underwear, bro. Not on no weird [ __ ] I've been wearing like the same pair of socks for the past like two days because I ran out, which like isn't horrible, but you know, it just feels kind of nasty putting on some musty socks. Yeah, man. That's the plan. It feels really Good to get back in the routine. My head is still pretty out of
it. I'm going to see how I feel come 4:30 p.m. time here cuz I believe that's when the market opens out here. It's like the schedule [ __ ] is super weird out here. I need to look at my calendar and like just see how everything lines up. It's like Thursday here. So, I think that means it's I don't know what [ __ ] day it is here. I think it's Thursday here. So, it's like Wednesday Night in Miami and in like a couple hours is like when people are going to be waking up. So,
it'll be Thursday for them when it's like Thursday night for me. I need to figure it out because obviously Blueprint students, I got to get on my coaching calls with them um and get locked back in with those guys, teach them how to trade and [ __ ] So, yeah, I'll figure all that out. Try and get locked in on like a good routine out Here and then from there we can work. All right, gang. We just finished sauna. I didn't do the cold plunge because I'm not going to lie, I was kind of being
a [ __ ] Most of the time I don't do that, but I wasn't lying, brother. Their ship was actually freezing freaking cold. Put my toes in it and was like, "Not today for a guy like me." But we're going to get changed, head to lunch, and then head to the mall. This gym overall, it was a W. Probably won't be coming back Though, just because like I don't know, it was like 30 minute drive. And I don't know. I'm kind of assuming there's gyms nearby that are not just as good, but will do the
[ __ ] trick. I was honestly like a little bit overwhelmed in here. So, let's get changed. Let's put on I mean nothing crazy. Just regular ass fit. Let's go get some food. I'm freaking starving and I'm looking lean, bro. I'm looking mean and lean. All right, we got a different Outfit now. We're going to hit lunch. We're rocking the iced out g-string. We're rocking the [ __ ] all the ice Van Cleafy on the wrist piece. What we thinking about that one? We got these gallery shorts. We got the chrome belt and then we
got this gallery shirt and some chrome frames. Some regular ass [ __ ] We're going to go put our [ __ ] in the bag. We're already rate late right rate. We are already late for lunch. So, let's go eat. I'm starving and I can't Even think right now. Let's go. How much the fit cost, man? Bro, actually this [ __ ] t-shirt was like a wreck. This is some chill shirt. These were also like two pounds. [ __ ] you, Marcus. Bankroll. You already know. Hello, [ __ ] Burge. Got to grab some lunch,
man. So hungry right now. My body doesn't know what the [ __ ] like literally what time it is at all. This is going to be a Constant complaint throughout this entire video, just me being so blended. But got to do what you got to do. And I also just found out that I have to go straight from here to Vegas um for my brother's bachelor party that I haven't even planned out yet that I'm literally the best man at. So, let's work. Absolutely [ __ ] this [ __ ] up, man. Crush work. They
had some [ __ ] like Cajun tater tots, some thra ass cheese, lamb choppers, baby Chicken, hummus pack, all of the above, mane. Now, I'm not going to lie, definitely over ate on that one. So, we're going to have to get some steps in at the mall. Just walk around and explore. See what the [ __ ] going on. Say what up to the vlog Patrian. What's up, Hard? Say what up, Nick. What's up? What's up? Say what up. What's up, guy? And then last but not least, my [ __ ] dog. All right. Yeah.
So, first like proper meal in Dubai. Pretty pretty fire. I'm not going to lie. This was actually like if they had this [ __ ] on standby in Puerto Rico, I would be eating here every [ __ ] day. And actually, if they had this [ __ ] in Miami, I would be here damn near every day. So, they kind of they they crush it. I'll give this one a nine out of 10 just because there's no perfect restaurant. But yeah, man. That [ __ ] was super good. I got some energy in the System.
I'm ready to get some steps in, though. It's I'm already like sweating in this restaurant cuz it's lowkey a hot box. I don't know if you guys can see, but there's like [ __ ] hookah rocks just all over the place. People are like literally burning [ __ ] up in here, like chiefing gas and just smoking and [ __ ] while they're eating, which is kind of hard. But we're not participating in any of that cuz we got to get locked back in. So yeah, I guess we're just going to Head to the mall
now. See if I can grab some socks, some underwear, and just some regular ass shorts. And then we'll see where the day takes us. I'm not going to lie. Still feeling a little bit blended. We got a dinner at a chill ass beach club tonight. And yeah, today should be pretty calm. I'm thinking about trading today. I think market opens. I lied. I said it opened at 4:30. I think it opens at 5:30. So, we got like 2 and 1/2 hours until market opens. So, I'm glad that I'm like relatively locked in. Depending on how
long we're at the mall, I might be able to rotate back to the to the B&B to be able to get some trades in. And I'll keep you guys updated with that. So yeah, man. Let's get outside. Let's get some steps in and let's see what the [ __ ] Let's see what the [ __ ] going on with this mall. I feel like I've heard a bunch of good things about this place just so y'all can see what the [ __ ] this place looks Like. Like that that's like absurd. I'm not going to
lie. I'll give you guys like my full updated opinion on this place pretty soon. Wait, this is lowkey like a hard ass thumbnail. Burge work. You can't even see the top of that [ __ ] It's literally poking above my head. But yeah, man. I'll give you guys my updated opinion. That food was super gas. It's pretty hot out right now. It's just kind of weird. It's like I feel Like I hear people say this all the time, but now I kind of get it. It's like they just built all this [ __ ] out
of nothing. Like out of [ __ ] nowhere. They just like crafted this [ __ ] It's dope. But I I'll I'll see I'll see how I'm feeling about it. Insane. I guess this is where the fountains and [ __ ] are. Did you know crazy? All I see is some numbers. You want to take a look in here? Arabakia. What? We're just kiders, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Guys, let me know in the comments if I should do IRL streams and literally lose all my money [ __ ] ever in the world because Those guys are
literally forced to stream their lives away and literally can't. This is no offense to streamers, by the way. It's just like they literally have to stream all day long and everyone's just on their ass 24/7. I Can luckily turn the screens off and still make money on on the one time. Wow. F bro, they got rich kicks in this [ __ ] So fire. All right, guys. You guys have been here longer than I have. What is one thing that you love about Dubai and what's one thing that you hate about it? Bro, I was
just telling Carson. What? It's clean, but it lowkey be stanky at the same time as people around me. Hey man, I'm not trying to say It's Hey, man. All I'm going to say, all I'm going to say is that the story writes itself. Stereotypes are a stereotype for a reason, folks. Cue the news headline of Air India literally having to make an emergency landing cuz they clogged 11 out of the 12 toilets, guys. And that's not even on no racist [ __ ] That's like literal factual news headline. I'm Hey, bro. Some people just be
wreaking and that's just how it is. Okay, that's just how it is. [ __ ] Pressure cooker. Look at that kill spotted in Dubai. Oh my goodness. Is that a Killtech shirt? Yo, guys, you have no idea what I just had to do. I literally was halfway through buying a pair of Balenci frames and the coffee that we got hit me so hard I had to I literally gave cars in my card, ran out the store so I could go dump. That just shows how gas that coffee was. Literally hit me like a train, bro.
Yeah, you guys are still sipping on it. Just wait, bro. You finished that. I crushed my [ __ ] and then it ended up crushing me. Sheesh, bro. Well, yeah, cop some Valenci frames. I definitely want to spin back here just on some like explorer [ __ ] just because they have like an absurd amount of variety of stuff even though I don't want to cop anything. It's just too hard not to. They got so much drip out here, bro. They have a [ __ ] aquarium in the mall, bro. Like what? This place is
crazy. Keep the Balenci frames. Carson has like the inverse version of these. They're way harder. My shit's iced out on the bee, but his [ __ ] is like iced out completely. We made it back outside with the gang. It was actually getting pretty dicey for a second. We were like, apparently the mall is like just Connected to [ __ ] everything out here. So, we were trying to figure out or we knew it was connected to our B&B building, but we just didn't know how. So, we were going through tunnel after tunnel, escalator after
escalator. We finally we finally figured it out though. So, I think tomorrow morning the game plan, holy mansery, Urus, it's work. But yeah, I think the game plan tomorrow would be like wake up, go to the mall, grab a coffee just To get steps in, and then see what the [ __ ] else is going on in there because we weren't in there for too long. Pete, this man yours, though. I don't even know if it's a mansery. But y'all should definitely see what's going on. Thick as damn wide body on that [ __ ]
Holy dump truck. Switzery. Come on. I don't know why fake ass mansery. Triple dude. That shit's pretty cool. We Actually haven't seen anything like crazy crazy. There are a lot of nice whips out here, but I haven't seen like a Bugatti or anything yet. So, I'll let you guys know when I when I see some [ __ ] like that. But apparently what the guys were saying that this is like way nicer than it was the other days. Apparently, the [ __ ] was like [ __ ] burning hot. So, I guess we're blessed that
we got some cloud cover today in the desert. We're bringing the bros to The B&B. We're going to chill out. I got to do some work because I've just been like not working for [ __ ] these past couple days. So, going to get some work done and then we're going to head to dinner. And since the time zones are like super mega [ __ ] up. Hello, another [ __ ] Urus. Um, since the time zones are super [ __ ] up, I'm going to do my blueprint student call after dinner at like 9:30
p.m. our time and then yeah, I'll just go to bed straight After that. I really don't like how it's set up like that, but it is what it is. We're about to get to the apartment. I'm going to start trading and then tomorrow or [ __ ] bro. I need to figure out how this works because we're like a day ahead, I think. And it's Thursday right now, Dubai time. And I think Miami, it just turned Thursday. So I think that man, I don't know how this works. So on Friday, bro, I really don't know
how this works cuz on Friday, it's Good Friday, so there's no trading on that day. Oh man, I got to look at the the news calendar. I got to look at [ __ ] Go Moon cuz I am like so messed up on the time zones right now. It's Thursday in Dubai and I think it just turned Thursday in Miami. So that means people can't trade tomorrow, right? But that means I can Trade today. Okay, I'm I'm blended, bros. We made it to the BNB. Let's work. All right, guys. We are going to dinner right
now. I'm kind of panicking because I have like the worst outfit on ever right now. I'm wearing this Casablanca shirt and then these Chavinci shorts or not shorts, pants. But I just realized like I do not have like [ __ ] a nice like I have clothes but it's like street wear like Drip [ __ ] not like nice dinner clothes. So, and it you're not allowed to wear shorts and the only other like semi [ __ ] nice things that I have are shorts. So, hey bro, we're rocking Casablanca with Javinci pants. That's just
what we're going to have to do today. And hopefully they let us in. So, let's go to dinner. We're already late. I'm going to give my brother his birthday present at dinner. So, stay tuned for that. I'm I pretty I got him a Matching tennis chain pretty freaking hard. Let's work. Fit breakdown. What are we working with? [ __ ] Star Spangledo banner on the pants. Balenci on the tea. What up, Jeet? Let's Let's work. Holy pushup. Holy bankroll chain. And we are in the mix, man. It's actually crazy cuz me and Carson have to
do the jobs of like 50 different people and yet we're still the only People to show up on time. The the dude who literally lives in Dubai isn't here yet. I had to check us into the reservation. The the reservation was at 7. It is now 7:35, guys. And and the dude that lives in Dubai who made the reservation isn't here yet. breaking my hips. It's pretty It's pretty crazy how guys like us literally have to do everything in this world. Look, man. What's a good quote that they would Say for Can't Can't even put
my Can't even put my thumb on it because put my tongue on that [ __ ] either. But yeah, we put ourselves here. We sign up for this [ __ ] Sure. And sadly enough, but literally do the work of 500 people. Also, there's only two guys that have so Yeah, you do the math. Those ones aren't for resale. Sorry, folks. The crusher. What do we have going on here? Look at that baked potato. Main course. The main guy. Insane. Crazy. We'll do a gasser ass. Let you guys know what this shit's hitting for. The
lunch. The lunch has set some high expectations. I really can't lie. Let me set y'all down real quick. Baked vegetable. Pretty solid. All right, guys. So, I just came outside. I am about to go back inside and give my brother his gift. Let me pull this [ __ ] out. Look at this [ __ ] You guys can't really see this That well. Bankroll chain. [ __ ] tennis chain. It's absolutely insane. Hella carrots. Hella diamonds. So, I told him I was going to go to the bathroom. Yeah, right, buddy. Get ready to get iced
the [ __ ] out, twin. Happy birthday, buddy. Yeah, Mr. Ice Tray. Another one. [Music] Hard, bro. Put that thing in the middle. All right, man. That was a pretty solid first day. We're headed back to the Apartment now. I'm going to get on this coaching call with my students and yeah, we'll honestly just call it a day, bro. I didn't end up taking any trades. Didn't didn't trade at all this week for real. Uh it was just way like way too much going on if I'm being dead honest. Like I said, it was just
like a blender. Today was like some chill [ __ ] but my my brain is still just like not really functioning the best. And it's not cuz like I was blitzed or it was just like Can't can't really understand this whole time change [ __ ] but slowly but surely we will be able to figure this [ __ ] out. Once we do, we'll be locked in. And honestly, probably once we do, I'll have to go back, which I mean, it is what it is, man. But we're we're going to try and make the most
of this [ __ ] That's what this shit's all about. So, I got to get up here and get on call with the Jitlets. Oops. Barely missed it. Let's work, guys. Good morning, guys. It's officially I don't even know what how many days I've been in Dubai, bro. Um, but I got some bad news this morning and I'm trying to have a good attitude about it cuz um, that's the only thing you can do when things like this pop up in life. But essentially, as you guys know, Kiltech, me and Carson's clothing brand, that's the
name of it, right? And we were in the process of trying to get it Trademarked. And this it really should have been something that we looked through the very first thing when choosing a name, but uh it kind of ended up biting us in the ass because somebody already owns the trademark for it. So it's like super sad because I feel like both me and especially Carson cuz this has been like his baby got pretty freak pretty attached to that name. Like I'm I'm I'm pretty freaking devastated that uh that we are not going to
be able to Move forward with this name anymore. And it it really [ __ ] sucks, bro. I'm I'm not going to lie. It really sucks. You know, we're going to have to think of something else. But luckily, both myself and Carson, we're smart people, and this is just a small bump in the road for a much bigger journey. It it really does suck because we we spent a lot of time choosing that name and you know like finally fully like setting on it and then and then putting In like a whole bunch of effort
afterwards to be able to make the brand grow like it did and now we're going to have to try and go through the process of whatever like swapping the Instagram over. But I mean, at the end of the day, there's no reason for us to be like, I guess quote, crying about it right now because, you know, the second drop hasn't even came out yet. It just feels like we put in a bunch of work because we have up until this point for it to Not get ruined for us to make like a a pretty
big change in the company because the company name and the company branding is like [ __ ] everything, you know? Yeah, man. And it's kind of kind of gut gut-wrenching news. I'm not going to lie. Um because we just got pretty attached to that name and we've already got super attached to the brand. We've just been working so hard on it and um yeah, it sucks. But it is what it is. You uh you really can't do do much about It. So, we'll just have to move forward. I'm walking to the mall right now. I'm
going to grab some coffee and I'm going to try and grab some like regular ass clothes while I'm there. I I actually No, there's like an app out here that's actually super hard. Private shopper type [ __ ] Like order whatever the [ __ ] you need from the mall and then just get it sent straight to your door and it'll be there in like 2 hours, which is like super [ __ ] hard. So, I'll probably Just do that instead because I don't want to have to be walking through [ __ ] everywhere just
to be able to like get some plain ass pants. Like, that's just the biggest waste of time ever. And I don't don't have much time here. I don't know. I'm still blended and I'm still in a like pretty bad mood because I just read through that email. Super gut-wrenching. I'll have to talk to Carson about it. I didn't want to talk to him about it right upon waking Up and neither of us having coffee in our system cuz it's just man, it's bad news, bro. It's bad news. But once again, man, what what can you
do about it when that's the reality? So, there's nothing that we can change. There's nothing that we can do. All we can do is move on from here. So, going to get this coffee. Yeah, I I need to work out because like when I'm angry and I'm frustrated and I'm stressed, I just like I got to get in the gym. I'm also not a Big fan of the time change here like whatsoever. I'm I'm really not going to lie. So, yeah, we'll figure all that [ __ ] out and then once we get that said
and done, I'll I'll update you guys. I'll have to give you guys Carson's reaction because I mean, I already know he's super mega pissed, but it's just not ideal. So, let's go get our coffee. Let's try and cheer ourselves up. At least Pasa dropped a new song today. That's That's good news, right, guys? All right, man. How we feeling about Killtech getting b the business getting destroyed. I don't know, man. We're going to figure that [ __ ] out. It is a [ __ ] head slasher. I like I knew about that other brand going
into this [ __ ] but I don't know. I'm sure that these giants will be able to [ __ ] or at least like Hudson Hornet like Hudson Hornet could be able to put something together. Yeah, because I just Can't like I don't know. Keltex Kill. I know, bro. I know. And I was literally telling them that I was like, we went through all this time trying to decide a name and then we got it's like have it's like getting a dog like and having that that dude move in and he's like your best [
__ ] friend for like eight months and then just being like, yo, like you need a different speck. Like you got to have you got to bring in a different puppy. Like it's the it's the same species, but it ain't the same dog. It's a tough one. It's a tough one, guys. We're going to figure that [ __ ] out, though. What we could do is we could trademark like uh like the whole thing like Killtech, Afterlife, is death forever. Just the whole [ __ ] together. I'm like that [ __ ] could work. I
don't even want to change a letter in that [ __ ] Neither do I. Yeah, they were they were They were offering killboy. Like, bro, are you dead ass right now? But literally. All right, day. What? How many days have we been here? This is our second day here. We spent like one full day yesterday. Damn. And we have to move out of this freaking Airbnb tomorrow. Time's [ __ ] flying out here, bro. Can you believe that it's literally Friday, bro? We were just at Coachella celebrating day one of Coachella and now it's Friday.
I wish we were back at that [ __ ] I wish we were back at Coachella, too. Yeah, we're having our own Coachella in Dubai. So, that shit's going to be lit. Guys, listen to this [ __ ] So, Dubai is mad weird, bro. That this is I'm I'm going to give you guys my review on Dubai. I would never live here ever for like ever, ever, ever. When people say the convenience thing, it's super true. You Like this apartment is like attached to the mall. There's [ __ ] everything you could ever hope and
dream for in the mall. There's dry cleaners. There's gyms. There's like the grocery stores have [ __ ] everything. They'll do like bring [ __ ] to your door. There's like personal shoppers. Yeah, the convenience thing is [ __ ] awesome. However, like there's just something that rubs me the wrong way about this place. You get what I'm saying? Like there's just something like I wouldn't sacrifice the It just doesn't It feels like dystopian almost. It doesn't feel right. There's something that doesn't feel right about this place to me. I don't [ __ ] with
it, honestly. Neither do I. It's not that I don't. Nah. Yeah. I like truly could go without I wouldn't have to come back here if I'm being like super dead ass. Yeah, that's different. We'll see how the palm's Hitting for. But also, bro, like how I guarantee you that [ __ ] is going to be dust compared to Puerto Rico. Of course, this [ __ ] suck compared to P. This place [ __ ] Yeah, this place sucks compared to Puerto Rico. I really hate to break it to you guys. It like Puerto Rico is
so much better than Dubai. Like infinitely better. Like Dubai Yeah. you have like convenience for [ __ ] everything. In Puerto Rico, you don't have the convenience for everything. But I don't know, bro. There's just I can't even explain what it is about this place that just like just feels so off to me. But anyways, what I was saying, like again, this is one of the things that's just like weird. I mean, you guys will probably be in the comments like, "That shit's hard." And it it low-key is hard, but it's annoying for us right
now because we don't know any JS out here. So, we're out here and there's a super fire DJ Prospa playing at a beach club. I got us a table there. We're all riding out to that, but the dude when I got the table, he was like, "Yeah, bro. Um, like it, it's fine if you guys come, like obviously I'm [ __ ] paying for the table, but you need to bring bitches." Pretty much like no, he he didn't even say pretty much. He was like, "You have to be rolling with [ __ ] or else
we aren't going to let you in here." He was like, "It has to be a mixed group." Like, "Please, I'm begging you on my [ __ ] knee. Spring bitches." So, there ain't any [ __ ] here and I don't know any girls here. So, like I I literally don't know what the [ __ ] type of play we're supposed to make. I'm like, I'm we're we're kind of towards the point of like literally pay like this is horrible. I've ne I've never done this in my entire life. I've never been this bitchless, bro. I've
never been like this in my entire [ __ ] life, bro. Yeah, we got to start Doing some ground work. Well, that's the thing, though. We showed up at the restaurant and everyone was like literally panicking about us. But that's also the thing out here. It's like if you're an attractive girl in Dubai, how did you get here? Huh? You weren't born here. That's for [ __ ] sure. If you were, you're Indian. And I hate to break it to you, those two don't correlate. So, so like if you're an attractive girl and you got
to Dubai, guess what? You Got flown out on [ __ ] first firsty Emirates or on a even worse on a PJ to get crackorked and now you're just hovering around this [ __ ] sand dune. So, you've already been through the ringer. This place throws me the [ __ ] off, bro. I like something about this place, man. I don't know how you Dubai dudes do it, but I'm not [ __ ] with it. What up, gang? It's um it's been a pretty slow and steady morning. I can't lie. I was Going to go
to the gym after I talked to Carson, but then I remembered I'm not doing my student coaching call tonight because the call that I did yesterday, it was great. Well, on my end it was great, but it kept lagging and like cutting out like crazy for the people that were in there. So, I was like, "Fuck it. I'm just going to record like longass recording for these jits so that they can just go and watch it tomorrow." And also, I was like really tired when I Was doing it last night cuz I had to do
it at like 11:30 p.m. my time. And man, this traveling [ __ ] man, this traveling shit's a blender. But anyways, I got that done and now I'm just waiting for Carson to come back with some food. I'm really [ __ ] hungry. Um, and then I'll probably shower, get ready. I have crazy bed head. I have a razor coming to the the place because I like [ __ ] up shaving my [ __ ] I most of the time like I don't know. I prefer electric razors Over like the shaving cream and razor [
__ ] just because like I it just be missing spots for real. Like the electric ones I can just like go ham and it's just super easy, super clean, gets the job done. I also need to I'm just realizing now, cut my toenails. So, I'm going to do that. Um, and then hopefully by then I'll be able to shower, change, get some food in the system, and then we'll see where the day takes us. Carson rented a car. We'll probably do like Some Kiltech or I mean, who knows what the name is going to be
anymore, but for the time being, Kiltech photo shoots with the car. It's like just a calm ass RSQ8 uh for us to drive around for the day, so that's good. Uh, shout out him for grabbing that. Tomorrow we leave this Airbnb and we go to the Palm and me and Carson are staying in a pimp ass suite at the Atlantis Royal. I'm not going to lie, bro. I mean, yeah, I was just saying this, but like, bro, I not that there's nothing to do in Dubai. There's plenty of [ __ ] to do, but I
just I don't know. Like, I would rather be at home. Is this like a first world problem that I'm having? Is this just like complaining for no reason? Like, it's cool, don't get me wrong, but like there's just as good restaurants in Miami and I have an apartment there. I'm fine eating the same food every single day. I'm fine like like I don't know. I just don't really see the appeal. I'm Not going to lie. I don't see the appeal. I'm not a fan of Dubai. Dubai checked off my list. I'll probably come back eventually
for like some work [ __ ] but don't I don't I don't need to. Um, this place is uh it's honestly just pretty whatever, bro. It's pretty [ __ ] whatever. Yeah, there you go. That's perfect. Plenty of room for both of our Louis Duffies. There you go. Stash it and rack it. We Are on the way to the Yeah. See that one? Yeah. We're on the way to the Arabian tea house. I had like a tiny bit of food that Carson brought me, which is super fire. But now we're going to get some like
real spiel food, which allegedly is like crazy gas. Also, he didn't get a [ __ ] RSQ8. He got a [ __ ] FA RARI work, which is super cold. So, we'll definitely be flicking with this [ __ ] for show. And yeah, we're going to go eat some food and then We're going to go to the water park. I don't really know what to expect from the water park, but hey, bro. Should be cool. Should be fun. We'll see if I can fit in this [ __ ] Luckily, it's a Ferrari, so Ferraris I
actually fit pretty well. I was actually considering getting an F8 way back in the day when I was in the Miami crash out era. Now I'm on some like selling everything type [ __ ] Don't even have a car in Miami right now, which is kind of lame, but Also hard at the same time. But SF90 is still low-key on the list because actually, no, it's not on the list. It's one of the It's one of the best looking Ferraris. It's also so [ __ ] fast. That shit's literally a rocket ship. The only problem
with it is it just wouldn't be able to go up my driveway in Puerto Rico. But hey, man, we have an F8 here, so we're going to enjoy it. Crunch Trap Supreme. What's up, man? You thought I got a RSQ8? Are you [ __ ] [ __ ] Well, I mean, you never know, bro. You do never know. You're right. You really never freaking know. At least you got a Ferrari cuz the these are these like we can we can actually fit in. Yep. Chop the [ __ ] Why don't you drop the top? Chop
the [ __ ] Let's work. [Music] You You were you scared driving this? I feel like I would not scared driving a Super car, but I feel like I would be scared driving out here. Just wanted to fall and [ __ ] around the country. Yeah. [Music] Eat this [ __ ] [ __ ] burge work. Cutting [Music] up. Yeah. You came back and you fell in my face. [Music] The chicken. Hell yeah. Some chicken. [Music] There it is. Let's work. What's next for guys like us? What is next? 1800 oil money. Get right. Two
fly. Too cold. I will miss you. I'm in love. [Music] That [ __ ] was pretty pretty pretty freaking fun, guys. We were just [ __ ] whipping that [ __ ] We went to the Palm. We didn't like get out or anything, but we just drove around there. It was cool to see. I still think Dubai is overrated as [ __ ] The architecture like kind of [ __ ] mid. Like the buildings were cool. They definitely look different, but I've seen way more I've seen way more trim buildings than I have out here.
I'm not going to lie. But this whip [ __ ] super hard. I'm on it. Actually, no. I would I would still never buy this [ __ ] But This [ __ ] is super tough. Um, super fun to drive in. I'm glad that Carson was driving cuz he likes to drive those sorts of cars. And it's not that I don't like to drive them. It's just like I have way more fun when somebody else is whipping me around and like they're controlling everything and I don't have to think. Like he was cranking tunes and
just whipping that [ __ ] So that was fun. I am now going to go to the gym cuz I feel fat as [ __ ] I want to get on the Treadmill for a long ass time. I've been eating my ass off for like bro all of Coachella, all of Dubai. I've lowkey been lacking super heavily on the fitness [ __ ] So, I definitely want to go to the gym. I'll head over there now. And then all the bros are going to slide to the B&B. We're going to link up with Luca. You
guys haven't seen him in like a [ __ ] brick since I gave him a Rolex last in Miami. Well, that was the last time you guys saw him. And I think that Was like close to a year ago. So, I'm excited to see him. He lives out here. Yeah, it'll be good. And then from there, we'll head to dinner and we'll call it a day. Hard ass Balenci shirt linked up with the bro again. We got the boys in town. Pretty much full team link up. But it's actually pretty crazy. You guys know that
one white skin walker Adrian that you guys have seen for probably like 2 minutes in the entire video. Adrien, I hope you're watching This video. I really hope you're watching this because let me break this down. all of your dogs. Matter of fact, your boss, your [ __ ] boss shows up to your country and you're supposed to show them a good time. I have never in my entire life, bro, experienced this type of latency. You literally live in this country. You know the traffic. I I can allocate for the traffic better than you, bro.
I'm telling you, this dude has showed up 30 minutes to 45 minutes late To every single event, every single activity, everything. This dude was supposed to meet us here and he's like, "Yeah, I'm about to get out of my I'm about to leave my place right now. I'm literally about to say the N word. We're lit like we are literally supposed to be leaving right now from our place and this dude's like a 30 ball away. Pack that [ __ ] up, twin. Sorry, Adrian. I had to let that one loose. But I I I
literally could couldn't even fathom That that type of latency in my life. Hey man, we're doing performance reviews coming real soon, boys. Drug test performance reviews. Line it up. All right, guys. Um, I didn't get home until 4 a.m. yesterday. Not cuz I was doing anything bad, but because I was Honestly, it's a long story. I went to go link Iman and his team. They had dinner reses at like 11 and one thing leads to another. We were all just like talking for literally Just ever and ever and ever and it causes me of course
on the one day that I am supposed to be like awake bright and early um to get little to no sleep. And it's not his fault. It's honestly my fault for not saying anything about just wanting to dip out early. And like I mean who would you know? It's like [ __ ] Iman Godzi, you know, and like his team who was like funny and like dope as [ __ ] So they were super cool people, super nice. Uh and they showed Me like a really awesome time. Uh took me to a super nice place
yesterday for dinner. And now we are leaving the Airbnb and we're rotating over to the Palm. So we're going to this super nice hotel called the Atlantis Royal. So Atlantis Royal Oak. Yeah, exactly. Atlantis Royal Oak. We'll see what that shit's hidden for. We're getting out of downtown. Downtown was cool. Um, we will see if the palm is any different. You guys kind of already know how we're Feeling about this place. It's nothing like super duper too crazy, but I did get some insight from like Iman and then some other friends of mine that live
out here and they were just like, "Yeah, you can't really understand its true beauty until you live here." So, like, yeah, I don't know. But I mean, look, these are people that have traveled all around the world, so I want to take I want to take their advice for it, but I don't know, bro. We'll we'll Have to see. And apparently, like the beaches are like pretty ass, too. So, we'll see, man. I'm about to call this Uber to send us over to the Atlantis, and then I'll check check us into the room and we'll
give you guys a full room breakdown. And then after that, we're going uh ziplining, which should be pretty [ __ ] lit. I'm starving right now, though. So, I got to get some food in my system. Let's work. So, from my side, I'm going to tell you, you're Going to love Yeah, because in this hotel totally, we have 18 restaurants. What do we got? What did we get ourselves into, man? I don't know yet. I have no clue, actually. I know there's a Louis shopper inside of Mars. Lamar, they have this [ __ ] at
uh in Miami. Remember when we went there? No, it's in Miami. Valentino in this [ __ ] Damn, that's super cold. Yeah, this is looking like a [ __ ] trim. A couple bags and then Let's get Louis V for a new pair of skates, right? All right, y'all. So, as you guys saw, we made it to the hotel and this [ __ ] is some pressure. So, me and Carson have like a [ __ ] connecting room. I'm not sure whose this is. Whichever one she was saying that one has a king and one
has a queen. Definitely going to have to hold down the king. King king size. But this shit's [ __ ] insane. Wait, where the [ __ ] is the Shower? Okay, so this is the toilet word. Oh, damn. Now we're talking with that. Flood the face from the top. Wow. This would be fire with a J, bro. Imagine cracking some [ __ ] right here. Damn, that sucks. Okay. Um, we have this hard ass closet. I'll probably just leave you all my [ __ ] in here. Super trim. And then this the the balcony is
honestly like the craziest [ __ ] Mr. Tyler Riches, you already know, man. Got little handwritten Letter. Carson's eating a chocolate Easter egg. I completely forgot it was [ __ ] Easter or it's going to be Easter room mist uda hard. But take a look at this [ __ ] view, bro. This is insane. But yeah, what the [ __ ] This is crazy, bro. Literally capture this one. Gimbal work. We rotated on over here. My brother and his business partner rotated over here. Their rooms aren't ready. Again, like I said, I got no [
__ ] sleep. We were going to go on some [ __ ] zipline [ __ ] I like I already paid for that. But [ __ ] that, bro. I I I don't want to go. I don't think anyone wants to go. I'm so tired. Like I said, bro, with the Dubai [ __ ] not that I'm sick and tired of this place. I'm just sick and tired of like just I just need some [ __ ] sleep, man. That's all a guy like me me needs. Just some sleep. I haven't been sleeping well at
all. This Jet lag's been whooping my ass. So yeah, we'll probably just chill the [ __ ] out here. We'll probably we need to figure out some reservations. And that's another thing, bro. The one night that I don't get any sleep out here. We're supposed to turn up. We're going to see Prospa, which like it's a set of two DJs that are just like super fire up and coming guys that are about to go crazy out at this uh beach club out here, which is super lit. But I definitely Need some rest and I definitely
need some [ __ ] food. So that's going to be the game plan. We're going to go downstairs. I'll show you guys a little bit more. They got like aquarium, water park, crazy ass [ __ ] over here. So we'll break all that [ __ ] down for you guys and then yeah, hopefully get some food in my system and then hopefully get like a a nap or two locked in. Look at this [ __ ] contraption. Let me take these guys to go see the Aquarium. They got Louis V stones in there. It's [
__ ] crazy. Look at this [ __ ] elevator with water running up the side. Minnows and [ __ ] Look at these guys. What's up, gang? And we literally just have like Louis V stones coming up the back end. Pretty [ __ ] crazy, bro. Pretty [ __ ] crazy. Me and Carson have been throwing a [ __ ] fit at this hotel. Well, I'll break everything down Later. But I just made sure to walk over there while holding this camera. It's actually over for these guys. I need to see Carson's dropping off the
Ferrari. This has been a long ass vlog, guys. Hopefully you guys have been enjoying this [ __ ] I know I have. Even though I been saying like, "Oh, Dubai's mid or whatever." This has been a fun trip. It's just been It's fun to kick [ __ ] with Carson in like the [ __ ] Middle East and kick [ __ ] with my brother and His business partner. Really, my best friends for real. So, it's been good vibes. Let me take you peep this Tekashi Marami Louis V dripstick Mac work. Insane. How can I
put one of these [ __ ] in the crib? When I re when I redo the backyard, I should put this guy like literally just standing in front of my pool like a garden gnome. So cold. Anyways, I gotta wait until Carson comes through so we can like literally get upgraded to the presidential suite. I might just do one more lap back around and see what they're talking about. So, yeah, we'll just have to we'll have to wait and see. These guys are panicking right now. Carson's getting everything sorted with the whip, but I literally
have like security just eyeing me up and down. This is so fire. Carson was literally on some like, do you even know like who my Dog is? Like we literally go we go around the world. We're travel we're travel YouTubers and right now it's not looking it's not looking good. I'll give you guys like the full breakdown of all the [ __ ] that's going on. So like we go up we get into the room. I showed you the [ __ ] right? The [ __ ] was pressure. Me and Carson have like a like
a connecting room and we go in and I booked a early checkin so whatever. Like we get and only my room's ready. So I'm Like already I was off rip. I was like, "All right, bro. Like, our other room should have been ready." And they were like, "Oh, yeah. Like, sorry about that." So, whatever. We're just chilling in my room. And then they call us again and they're like, "Oh, your your real room is ready." And I'm like, "Oh, you mean the one next door, like my dog's room?" And they were like, "Oh, no. That
was a rest room for you. We're actually going to have to move you." And I'm I'm Just like, "Nah, bro." Like, y'all told me that this was my room. like my name is literally like on the TV. Like that was for sure my room and they were just on some [ __ ] talking about, "Oh, it's a rest room. So now now we're going to have to move you." So they come through and they're like, "Oh, okay. We're going to go ahead and and and move you guys." So we're like, "Okay, that's that's like [
__ ] it. I guess that's fine. We are just sitting there and They're like, "Okay, we'll have someone go grab your bags." And we're like, "Bet." So we sit there. We're waiting and nobody gets our [ __ ] So then we call again and it's at this point it's been like pretty much a full hour of everything that's been going on and Carson's coming over too. We're we're filming like crazy. We're actually being so obnoxious. It's fire. But yeah, it's been like a full hour of us waiting for them to grab our bags and then
Carson calls them again. He's like, "Yo, you guys said we were going to move us. Like we're waiting for our lunch or whatever." One thing leads to another. They're like, "Okay, cool. We'll we'll send somebody." if nobody shows up for like another 30 minutes and then we end up going back down with our bags and we're like are you kidding me? Like we Well, I mean like yeah, we are [ __ ] pissed because we still haven't been able to check in, bro. And we showed up At [ __ ] literally 10:30, which is like
the time that we were supposed to do all this [ __ ] and now it's like literally [ __ ] 3, which is insane. And now it's like, "Okay, cool. Go to the other room." That [ __ ] completely burned up. And now we're trying to figure this [ __ ] out. We can't even get our bags. We've been here for like three and a half hours, bro. And now they're like still trying to figure out the room [ __ ] and they're on some [ __ ] right Now. Started off as a joke. Now
the [ __ ] has been getting really real. Dubai, bro, I'll probably never spin back. This hotel's like mad nice, but the way they're handling [ __ ] right now, we'll see. It looks like we're getting [ __ ] rotated over to the next spot right now. So, I'll keep you guys I will keep you guys updated. All right, guys. This is the second room that they put us in. It's literally the same [ __ ] but just Obviously with a much crazier view. We're literally still trying to get our [ __ ] changed, though,
because we're not in this. This is actually, believe it or not, this is actually a downgrade from what we had before. Um, the view is obviously super nice, but again, our rooms were supposed to be connected. So, technically what we what both of us have right now is like like I'm pretty much out like a couple racks. Uh, which is pretty insane. But, I'm not going to Lie, this like really ain't [ __ ] to complain about. This is uh rich people problems when you have a view like this for real. Got water park over
there, which is pretty nuts. You got [ __ ] the restaurant that we just ate at. You got the Palm right here. Here. This is pretty freaking scenic. I cannot lie to you about that, brother. Cannot lie to you about that. At least it looks cool. Ready? Thumbnail. POV. You're a billionaire in Dubai. POV. You run the largest travel YouTube channel and you go to Dubai and get racially profiled by the Atlantis Royal. POV. You go to the Atlantis Royal and they say that you have an early check-in and you try and get your early
check in and they don't give it to you and make you wait for 4 hours in the lobby and give you a worse room than you than you paid for. POV the Atlantis Royals scammed me. I'm not going to lie. As much as we've been [ __ ] on this trip, this has been fun. This has been This has been pretty [ __ ] fun. Yeah, we're we're [ __ ] fried, bro. Yeah, that's what happens when you pop like Molly Perkies and then feel invincible for like a full weekend and then rotate to the
an actual COD map right after. It's like you're just b you're bound to be blended and be bitching about some [ __ ] Yeah. When Gunonna comes out here again. Apparently Gunonna was just like cuz you know how like gas and [ __ ] is illegal out here. We actually won't be allowed back here after the [ __ ] that we say about Dubai in these videos. Um but yeah, so we might as well get it out now. Apparently Gunonna like was kicking [ __ ] with like one of the like one of the princes
or some [ __ ] and he's just like literally chain smoking blunts on the beach and apparently they just let that [ __ ] fly if you're like kicking it with the royal Family. So, I mean, look, I don't want to get arrested in Dubai, but if you're part of the royal family, bang my line, bro. We can make some [ __ ] happen. We can link up. I'm not going to chain smoke blunts, but let me know. All right, y'all. We finally got our [ __ ] settled in. We're still in the same rooms,
but at this point, who gives a [ __ ] I'm going to go walk on the beach um and try and get some steps in. Then, we are going to a Beach club tonight. I don't know if I'll film much of it just because it's going to be like kind of lit kind of movie which I know sounds like you guys are going to be like what bro lit movie I want to come but I don't I don't know we're going with uh this pretty upass DJ so I don't want to be pulling like and
putting cameras in the face and that's the same thing I know you guys probably were like bro why didn't you vlog with Iman again you guys know that I don't Really like throwing cameras in people's faces especially when I meet them for the first time it's just not polite it's a little bit rude so you know we're probably just going to keep it on some chill [ __ ] Uh, tonight I'll give you guys like an update in the morning, but let's go check out the beach. Uh, I'll bring you guys with me for that.
This is pretty hard. [ __ ] Hermes turtle shell. This is pretty cool. I'll let this one slide, guys. I highly doubt or Actually Iman was telling me that um the beaches here like do not compare whatsoever to like Puerto Rico. And even my brother, they went to the beach. And like for those of you guys who don't know, California beaches like they suck. By the way, California is a beautiful state, but the beaches are ugly as [ __ ] Like, and the water's cold as [ __ ] and the water's hella murky. And he
was like, "Yeah, bro. This beach is like worse than California, which is pretty [ __ ] crazy. You would think that if they man-made this [ __ ] it would be pretty trim." But I guess not, bro. Let's see what's going on. Super [ __ ] hard, actually. It's actually not horrible. That sound That sounds so bad, but I'm just used to the beaches in Puerto Rico for real. It's It's It's actually super pretty. Like this is a pretty high quality high quality beach. I understand what people are saying. Like if you live Like inside
one of like the palm [ __ ] leaves, I guess like I could understand how the water gets a little bit murky. But this whole area is actually pretty [ __ ] smooth. I just did like a full walk down the beach. I'm not going to lie. Everyone was looking at me like I was a freak because I don't know. They've just never seen a 6'5 lanky ass tatted ass white dude before. I'm kidding. They've probably seen hundreds of hundreds of of specs just like me. But I don't know why that that that is that
is something that's been happening on this trip. People have just been like eyeing me and Carson. They think we're like drug dealers or some [ __ ] Come on, man. I'm not trying to go to jail. I'm not doing anything bad out here, twin. Maybe it's cuz I'm just like fully flooded out on the neck piece. But yeah, bro. I don't know what it is. But this is beautiful. I'm not going to lie. I can really get behind some [ __ ] like This. And it kind of sucks that the sun just went down. I'm
trying to get even more tan. I've been getting pretty tan over these past couple days. Just been staying outside. Coachella helped big time cuz I was wearing like a chrome tank for pretty much two backto-back days. Fully flooded my [ __ ] out in a fresh ass tan. So yeah, man. Today has been pretty chill besides like the whole room madness and badness. But other than that, like look, I'm I'm kind of glad That we got out of downtown. I want to be on just like mega chill vibes for the rest of the week. We
were supposed to go ziplining today. Fully cancelled that [ __ ] because we just wanted to chill the [ __ ] out. I got like literally zero sleep yesterday. So, this has been a pretty relaxing day. And then we're going to turn up with Prospa and uh some of our DJ friends. No way, bro. Look, someone caught a [ __ ] crab. Look at these things. What the [ __ ] You see this guy squirming in there? What the hell? Someone went fishing. That shit's cold. Yeah, man. Dubai ain't that bad. It just isn't worth
to come 16 hours away. That's my biggest grift with it. It's just such a long flight and such a blender to get over here when you could find something that's relatively similar to the same [ __ ] for just, you know, a lot a lot closer for real. So, we'll see how tonight plays out and then maybe I'll maybe I'll change my mind even more and maybe maybe by the end of me sp staying and spending some time on the palm, I'll just completely shift my perspective on this [ __ ] I put my flip-flops
and my shirt over here somewhere. I want to just like keep getting steps in cuz I haven't been like walking at all today and I want to keep losing weight and I've just been munching like a mug rat out here. So, I got to find where I put my shirt and Shoes and I'm still not used to the whole like no crime thing. I think that's kind of cap be not that it's cap, but I don't know. I'm just not used to being able to like let my [ __ ] free ball outside without worrying
about the [ __ ] getting snatched. Like if someone snatched this camera, I would be [ __ ] livid, bro. This is like a full 2 and 1/ half hour long [ __ ] vlog ski on here. I can't be risking that. So, I'm just going to keep clutching this [ __ ] We Just finished up at the beach. That [ __ ] was chill. I got my 10,000 steps in for the day. And hopefully I'll be at 15,000 by the end of the night. I didn't really eat too crazy uh for lunch today, so
I should be chilling. We're going to Nou tonight, which will be super fire. I'm lowkey highkey like really need to pee my pants right now. I might just like piss in my swimsuit. Um because Oh, wait. There's bathrooms over here. Motion. Okay, so I'm going to pee myself And then I'm already late for dinner because I need to put on an outfit, but I wanted to get my steps in. I'm [ __ ] panicking and I'm also running off of like two hours of sleep, man. And my bladder is about to explode. Let's work, guys.
I'll show you guys the game day fit for literally a Middle Eastern a Middle Eastern throwdown. A Middle Eastern nuke. A a Taliban. Okay, leave it in. Leave it in. Leave it in. Also, I wanted to say, sorry, I just unloaded the clip. I want to say everybody that came up to me at this place. I didn't know I had so many European fans or not fans. Y'all are my [ __ ] dogs. I didn't know I had so many European [ __ ] dogs out here, bro. And you, some of you guys were young
as [ __ ] There was this one like 14year-old, bro. That [ __ ] was crazy. Mad respect to you guys. I did not expect to get recognized as much as I Have been out in Dubai. It's actually pretty cool. Dapped up a dude at the gym. Dapped out hella dudes out here so far. And it's just my first day out here. Yeah. Shout out to the all the Europeans. I didn't know you guys were holding [ __ ] down like that. Anyways, let's go to the room. Let's put some [ __ ] on and
then let's eat at Nou on the beach. How much the fit cost? How much the fit cost? [ __ ] The dogs are out. Wow, you guys are Fitted. What shirt is that? Uh, Hermes dripper. Straight out of Dubai, bro. Made in Taliban work. Look at that ice tray. Cold. All right, bros. I'll see you guys at dinner. Where is it? It's just down there. I think it's in five minutes. Well, yeah, I know. But where is it? It's down there to the left. Word. All right. See you guys soon. Yeah. See, they're like fully
dripped out and I'm like literally walking in all my [ __ ] Right now. It is what it is, man. That's what happens when you're the boss. When I'm the boss, I can show up late. Even though I I very rarely show up late. Watch. I I I'll show up like maybe like 5 minutes late. Just like 5 minutes. But we're going to make that [ __ ] work. All right, this outfit is like a little bit chopped. Ideally, I can take this white shirt off after we got the sex records chrome pants with this
white camo this and then Capital best vest work. Yeah, the back is [ __ ] nuts. Ideally, I can literally just like take take this [ __ ] white shirt off and just stash that [ __ ] But yeah, man. This is what we're This is what we're looking like. I mean, this shit's this shit's all right, I guess. I really want to be able to take this white shirt off cuz if not, it just looks a little bit funky. We'll see. I think once I get in there, I can just [ __ ] rip
that [ __ ] off. Start waving it. But we're working now, man. Prospa. Prospa linking up soon. Where are we headed? To Club Space. Yeah, Middle East version of Club Space. We're on the way there now. It's looking like a 20minut drive. Things are things are about to get d things are about to get dicey, man. First turn up in the Middle East. First and probably last first and only turn up in the Middle East. I feel like that's Something that we should just check off of our list every time we visit a country. Like
we have to burn [ __ ] up a little bit cuz at that point it's like damn when are you ever when are we I'm thinking like when would we ever be in the Middle East again? [Music] [Music] Oh my goodness. [Music] Insane. Oh my goodness. [Music] If you are my show [Music] [Music] [Music] Yeah. Heat. [Music] [Applause] beauty is my heartbeat and you know I'll be feeling for you. This song keeps your eyes on Me. I hope you and me. What's up, guys? Next shot. Um, there's some mess. Did you call the seven? [
__ ] no. Let's go. All right. Let's get the [ __ ] out of here. Let's go. Let's work, bro. Okay. Sorry. So, when your guys like us, they try and nerf you at the [ __ ] door. They literally tried to tuck our chains. They literally they hard. They literally, bro, the people in that [ __ ] I've never seen a worst dressed crowd in my entire life, bro. Bro, literally, bro, I h I had someone that didn't even know who the [ __ ] I was come up to me and be like, "Are
you famous?" And it's like, "No, bro. Just just cold." Just some Atlantis Royale, guys. No, man. We're on vac. We're on vacation. Anyways, we're gonna have to find some way out of this [ __ ] and go to the dunes tomorrow. We're blended, bro. Welcome to Dubai. This was a super Lit day. Holy blender tech. What's up, twin? Okay, Carson, we got to call an Uber now. All right, fine. Whatever. We got to We're calling Hell no. We can't be getting in that [ __ ] The seat up a little bit. I'm a long shot.
6 12 the vlog. That's the funny thing. The vlog's not even over. We're going to the desert tomorrow. Look how sweaty I am. [ __ ] were like clawing on us. Shit's exhausting. I'm sick of [ __ ] Hello, great gasp pee. I would like 30 Latinas, bro. Good morning. Wow. Day after popping out. Honestly, I don't feel too shitty. Slept in pretty good. I know you guys are like, "You guys were hammered." Yeah, we were. But here I am. What's that? How's that song go? Here I am. Stop where you're standing. I If you
need your love, I got take over. Oh, too cool to be careless By Posa. So we went out, went absolutely berserk, had like literally Jed like fiending to go back to the crib with us. We said, "Nice try, J. This dick is literally worth a billion dollars." Um, and now I slept in. Obviously, it's like 12. We have the desert today, which is going to be super lit. And honestly, I'm excited to get the day going, bro. I'm trying to go down, get some steps in, maybe get a Little tan going on and then grab
some food. I'm [ __ ] starving. And bro, I'm doing so good with my diet. I mean, not with like the drinking and [ __ ] but been doing good on my diet because last night I was laying in bed and like you know when you're blit you know when you're like super blitz and you're just like wow like hella ravenous and you can just eat anything. That's exactly how I was feeling. And then guess what? I looked at myself I looked at myself in The mirror. I was like, "Wow, I'm a [ __ ]
fat ass. Tyler, you're so [ __ ] obese. Don't order anything." And look at this text that I sent Carson, bro. They have Canes on speed dial right now. I was literally swiping through the Door Dash. They had they had Canes on speed dial at like 3:00 a.m. and I was like, "Holy shit." Now I understand why people like Dubai. Not because of anything else. Canes on speed dial. But yeah, let's go downstairs. I Definitely need to get some food. I don't want want it to take like [ __ ] forever to eat. Um, so
I'm just going to try and go downstairs and find some quick [ __ ] Or what I might do even better would just be door dash some [ __ ] crush shy going to let me crush and then like walk around outside. So yeah, let's get to work and let's go to the [ __ ] desert, man. This has been a fun trip. I really cannot lie. This has been a super fun trip. Week in Dubai, a Weekend in [ __ ] Coachella. We've been getting after it, bro. We have been getting after it. Look
at this guy. Wake up call. There you go. How are you feeling? I actually feel fine. Yeah, I'm surprised I'm not hungry. We were burning [ __ ] bro. Burned that [ __ ] up yesterday. My hair is so [ __ ] up. Burner, look at Arnold [ __ ] Schwarzenegger right here. Both of you guys. Jeez. Mr. Olympia, what the [ __ ] Where where the hell's at? Right. Yeah. Spot spot any JS. We're about to head out to the desert. I'm wearing this Kiltech Capsule 2 t-shirt, which ideally we are going to be
dropping let's say first or second week of May. And I just had to whip this [ __ ] out, bro. It's got Arabic. I don't know if you guys can read this [ __ ] And it also looks a little bit faded, but this shirt is so [ __ ] tough. You can see like the Kiltech bat [ __ ] engraved in the Turban. Smooth ass J wrapped up in the turban. And then in Arabic right here, it says, "You've always been the art. So [ __ ] cold. Can't wait to be wearing." We call
this the Taliban tea. I don't know if I'm allowed to say that on YouTube. Eric, look it up. Um, but uh it's for a good reason because it's like hoodie on mask on. Like let's work. And I'm also bringing my own turban so I can be turbinated in the desert. You guys will See the Instagram flicks. Pop them up. All right, let's go. I want to go walk around for a little bit. So I'm actually going to take my shirt off. And then I have a chrome tank underneath this just to like mix [ __
] up, you know? You know, just to change [ __ ] up. You know what I'm saying? So that's working. Rotating to the desert now. How we feeling, guys? Feed down into the cod map. How about that one? Wow. [Music] Holy moly. We made it, folks. Literal COD map out here so hard. Can't wait to wrap wrap my head up. Turbineator. This is crazy. I'm actually [ __ ] I don't get exact literal cars just [ __ ] revving [ __ ] up the dunes cuz I'm such a bank roll, but you put me behind
anything with an engine on that [ __ ] bro. Crush them. Crush them. M max pack speedun to the front of the line. We're literally in Like a [ __ ] marketplace right now. People are waiting in line like just serving up Turkish delight. Welcome to the bizaar. I need to unload a clip. Take a piss. Hey Eric, can you cue the song Turban by Yeet? Let's work guys. Come on man. Come on. Stop playing with him. Ms up. Mess up. [Music] like [Music] this place is kind of [ __ ] crazy. I don't even
think we have like a a [ __ ] a guide. Bro, they literally just put you out in the desert and they're like, "Yo, just [ __ ] cut up for the one time." Someone's actually going to get hurt out here, especially with Carson driving. I need to stay away from him. It's hurting. [Music] It's going We are cutting up. Oops. Wow. What we got? We got the tan widebody. We got the gray widebody and we got the orange widebody on top of the [ __ ] world, man. Turn up and burn up. I got
to get a thumbnail right here. Hey guys, pose for the thumbnail. All right, man. We're getting back into the beach. This [ __ ] bro. We were saying this trip was worth it Just for the flicks. Now Connor's about to drive. About to crush his tan body, bro. Wide body. Am I driving? Yeah. Burn up. Look how cold this [ __ ] is. Oh my goodness. I'm actually about to piss people off with how [ __ ] fire these Instagram pictures are going to be. Let me make sure I have my phone. Okay. [Music] [Music]
Up. I need money to pay my closer. I sh like a circle. My diamond blood. I said these [ __ ] ser on this money is dirty and look like me what I'm doing. I told her I'm busy swerving that easy. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Watch out. Go down. Come on. Holy [ __ ] bro. Bro, turn around. Turn around. Okay. Holy [ __ ] Oh my [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Yo, park it. Park it. Park it. Park it. Park it. Park it. Park it.
Park it. Park it. Park it. Holy [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] You good, Nick? Yeah. No, you okay? I'm sorry, Dad. Yes. Yeah. Holy. That [ __ ] happened. Yeah. We got it all. Holy [ __ ] I got that [ __ ] all on film, bro. Holy. saw what happened like 5 seconds. Holy shell, bro. No, that was what, bro? We literally literally watched the YouTube video is all I have to say. That was [ __ ] insane, bro. Holy [ __ ]
bro. What the actual [ __ ] was that, bro? That was Imagine that having put on put on concrete in Puerto Rico. That That's exactly what he did. He jumped. He Burned up my canm on the actual street, bro. Wow. Holy [ __ ] This is in the [ __ ] sand, bro. Actually insane, bro. All right, bros. We're going back. I think I think you might let us a little bit more. Hey, we made it back. safe and sound gang unit. This [ __ ] is actually getting dicey. They're trying to rope us into
the funnel even more. They're like, "Yo, You should get on the camel while we check out the dune buggy." And we're like, "Nah, bro. We got a reservation." He's like, "Oh, you sure you don't want to take the the car for another sand dune ride?" And I'm like, "Yeah, right, buddy. Let's [ __ ] do the dash." I don't even want to get back in that dude's whip cuz I know there's going to be an extra funnel fee funnel cake. So, I think the our best bet is just Uber black out this [ __ ]
get a black truck, And move militant. But honestly, flipping the [ __ ] was probably the best thing that could have ever happened. Probably the hardest clip I've ever seen. I'm just pissed that we couldn't I'm just pissed that we couldn't have flicked up on that [ __ ] That [ __ ] would have been so so [ __ ] cold. Let's stay down. He's literally pointing at me. Right on. He's literally on my headtop at the round table right now. We're breaking this [ __ ] Down. Just trying to just trying to figure out
how out of pocket this shit's going to this shit's going to be, you know, just ne negotiating deals like the spice trade Silk Road type of situation. Damage has been done, folks. Had had to sl had to slide them a a ban just to keep just to keep [ __ ] cordial. Look at these guys. Literally. Oh my god, bro. Look, bro. Are these cars? Hold on. Let me get this [ __ ] zoom in. Look how guys like us are just rolling in into the hotel. Actual turbineators. Yeah, I need an upgrade to a
villa. I need an upgrade now. Pool pool villa ASAP. Hey, miss manager. I actually go around touring hotels for a living. The pal Palm View Pool Villa. Wow. Let's hit the Louis store. Hey, this guy kind of looks like you. I see I see the re I see the resemblance. Hard. Let's actually step through Louis real quick. Yeah, we should go into Louis V. Hello. Yeah, these chrome frames three times the price of whatever you got on the shelf. Four husky guys like us show up in the Louis store looking like the bag turban. Turban.
Like they don't come with a bag and they're expensive as [ __ ] This is by far like the craziest vlog that we we have ever Made, bro. The the coldest. I can't believe you captured him flipping the [ __ ] literal tumble weed. Tumble knocker. Yeah, we're and we're not even we're not even hammered, but we're acting like it. You would think we were pissed drunk. It looks like we're wearing do-aggs hard. We should like this when we This is cold. Wow. Look at this. Day [ __ ] Wow, bro. This is crazy flick
work. Um, day [ __ ] five in the desert and we're literally in like the equivalent of a DJ booth cabana um overlooking the palm. This is like the highest ticket [ __ ] that they could have ever offered a guy like me. And I just said, "Give me that shit." Th Bro, this should be my thumbnail for real. We're actually about to burn this [ __ ] up. What the [ __ ] [Music] Carson let me borrow the group Valenci Frames. It's It's my It's my week with the group Balenci frames. I'm just kidding.
We jersey swapped. Jersey swap with my bros. Oh man. Call me LeBron. You know why? Cuz I love watermelon. What? Hard pizza. Hard. Hard. Hard. Hard. What's next? Hard. [Music] Thank you. Bow. POV. You and your bro win the jerk mate championship. POV. You and your bro literally actually solo duo solo squad in Jerk Mane Championship. Man, we are out [ __ ] side, guys. Bro, the past two days of Dubai have been absolutely mix work. Um, the desert was [ __ ] awesome. This is pressure, bro. This is actually insane. And then tomorrow, I
think we plan on going to the little water park that they have. And then me and Carson are going to burn up some jet skis. I know that uh Sorry, the music's [ __ ] ripping right now. But man, Dubai has been so lit. I'm not going to lie. I really don't want this [ __ ] to end. But hey man, we we work really [ __ ] hard to have these play hard experiences. And that's how it should be. That's what I learned after Coachella and this trip together. I've Truly never been happier than
I have been since Coachella and since this trip. And it's just because I've been spending a [ __ ] ton of time with my friends, a [ __ ] ton of time with my bros, my [ __ ] family, the people that I work with. and we're able to celebrate like uh actual rewards that like we're getting in our lives. And that was something that I was like a little bit clouded on, like brain fogged on for a little Bit. And now I kind of realize it's like that's what we work for. Like we work
for to be able to get off of work. cuz I used to work just to work a little bit less and still have these experiences, but I never like like fully [ __ ] immersed myself in these experiences. And now I and this is like really the first time that I've done that. And like holy [ __ ] bro. This is what it's about. So I know you guys are super focused on working and [ __ ] as you guys should be Because I had my head down for years and years and years until I
could do some [ __ ] like this and you guys should too. But just know that eventually you guys should really truly try and find like uh some side some sort of reward or some sort of uh like way to congratulate yourself on this crazy ass journey that I know you guys have started and you guys are eventually going to go on and you guys are eventually going to hopefully never stop being on cuz that's The type of [ __ ] that I'm on right now. like this has just made me want to work even
harder. Uh to be able to do crazier experiences with my bros, reward ourselves even crazier, congratulate ourselves even crazier. It's a really awesome time out here. But yeah, I'm actually about to go slide to Iman's crib, which is kind of funny. I'm like a little bit faded right now. Not high, but a little bit blitz. But maybe that'll make me like a little Bit more personal. But I'm going to go get ready. We're going to go box with him. I might I might vlog it, but I'm not sure. I don't know if he's going to
film a YouTube video with me, honestly. Like, I'm on some [ __ ] like I don't want to film him unless he's willing to film with me just because like he's one of those guys where like you want to you want to protect uh what he's built and [ __ ] And like I know I I talk crazy and whatever. And uh you know, I want to Have respect for him and like his his platform and his people and like the sort of aura that he has. cuz I know that sounds corny, but uh it's
true. So, we'll probably rotate out of here pretty quick. All the other bros, they're getting massages. I already got a massage in the morning that I didn't record. That show was fire. And then we're going to spin back here and burn this [ __ ] up and then get some dinner and then we'll only have one more day Left. They are cranking in this [ __ ] man. Hopefully you guys are enjoying this vlog as much as I've been enjoying this cuz man, this has been a fun ass week. And I'm honestly super glad that
I didn't film Coachella or else I would I would feel that I'm a little bit burnt out because I've been vlogging a lot for this trip. So hopefully you guys have been enjoying this. Subscribe to a young guy. Subscribe to a young white male. All right. Subscribe, like, share this [ __ ] with your friends. Rose to a millie. And we're not stopping until we hit that [ __ ] Let's work. All right, guys. Iman gave us the Strorado. Shout out to him. We just finished up boxing, which was super fun. He [ __ ]
whooped my ass. I've never sparred against anyone before and he was like, "Yo, let's spar." So, we got after it. He was taking it easy like as [ __ ] on me. Um, but respect him for even like taking it Easy on me. He was working my ass, bro. I'm sweaty as [ __ ] I was getting [ __ ] hammered too before this. Iman, if you're watching this, I'm sorry. I was like absolutely blitzed or not super blitzed. That That's an understate that's an overstatement. I was like I was definitely drunk though and I
was not hydrated whatsoever. And I was like dripping sweat and he he he's a nice ass dude, bro. He was on some like don't worry I'm used to the Dubai heat and I'm Just like like [ __ ] can't breathe and [ __ ] and he's like literally like smiling and dapping me up and [ __ ] on just like like this was like a [ __ ] warm up. This dude was on some like Yeah, I'm literally about to go run a marathon after this. Like welcome to the welcome to the Matrix is pretty
much what he was on. I'm kidding. But yeah, it was super [ __ ] fun. tossed me like the Lambo keys. Like that [ __ ] was nothing. Shout Out to bro. Super hot. Like honestly couldn't say better things about him. Super super nice guy. So finished that up. I'm going back to the telly. Um I'm going to put my swimsuit back on and then we'll just rotate straight back to the cabana and watch the sunset. I definitely need some water though. So we're heading back to the hotel room right now. And we're back after
a quick little boxing match with [ __ ] Iman Blick work. He gave me these hard Ass frames. By the way, go get yourself a pair. These shits are actually disgustingly vicious. Not even a paid promo because I saw his boy Alex like his little man. Not Wow, little is so rude. Alex, you're not little. You're a [ __ ] beast. But he was wearing God damn it. He was wearing these frames at dinner and I was like, "Yo, those are super tough. Are those chrome?" And he was like, "Nah, get hip. It's our brand."
And I was like, "Sheesh." Next Thing I know, it pulls up and gets me [ __ ] right. [ __ ] Jeez. Ah, god. Framework. Actual framework with this in the background. Holy [ __ ] bankroll chain. Holy Balenci jersey that Carson got me. This is actually a destruction ass fit. [ __ ] man. Literally just some [ __ ] that I found in my closet for real. This is how we're stepping out to a comm dinner. Oh my goodness. We're actually [ __ ] on People out here. Hey, this is actually hilarious. I know
I've already told you guys this before. Not that Dubai is the worst dressed place ever. They just don't even attempt to even have any sort of style. It's just white tea, plain ass pants. And I get that that's like formal. That's like whatever Dubai fashion. But man, I'm telling you this much. When me and Carson walked in the [ __ ] club, however many days ago that was, like two days ago, people were [ __ ] their pants with the [ __ ] that they that we had on, bro. They had never seen a [
__ ] pendant like this before. They had never seen the absurd ass outfits that we had put on before. And it was honestly, bro, it felt it felt really [ __ ] good just to drag my nut sack across a lot of these UK [ __ ] IFA ass dudes faces. I'm sorry. I know. I know. I got a lot of people that love me from the UK. Y'all really got to step your [ __ ] up, bro. I'm sick and tired of Seeing a Burberry satchel. I'm sick of tired. I'm This is what I'm
sick and tired of. Burberry. Sick and tired of that. I'm sick and tired of All Saints. I'm sick and tired of what else do these UK dudes [ __ ] like Monontlair. A Monontlair coat is cold, but y'all be rocking like Monontlair T's. Come on now. Ballain. Don't even get me [ __ ] started. Balain. You might as well make the Balain logo the [ __ ] flag for this Place out here. The amount of plain ass ball mane tes that I've seen, it's it's actually horrible. If you are going to go out of your
way to get a plain t-shirt with just the name slapped across the chest piece twin, without any sort of graphic, without any sort of flare, you might as well just stick to the plain white Hannes. And I'm not sneak in this plain white Hannes. I've actually thrown down on some fits with the plain white Hannes with some other Accessories and some crazy ass pants. I'm just saying you might as well spend $5 for a plain white tea instead of going ball if you don't know how to dress. Anyways, that's my rant. Let's go to dinner.
I I actually I'm not going to take you guys for dinner, but we're going to take Iman's uh sterado for a [ __ ] spin after dinner. So, let's go [ __ ] whip that [ __ ] Iman, if you're watching this, I'm not I'm not going to do anything dumb. I am highkey probably Not going to let Carson behind the wheel because I feel like he would potentially do something dumb. So, I'm saving I'm saving you, brother. I'm actually a good driver. Carson's not Carson's actually a really [ __ ] good driver, too. He'd
just be pushing the limit, you know? So, I'm already late for dinner that I'm kind of uh hypocritical on this video because I was making fun of Adrian for being late to like [ __ ] everything. And oh no, I have 2 minutes. Let's work. What up, gang members? It's officially the last day in Dubai. There's a couple things that we plan on doing today. First and foremost, um I'm going to head to the gym because I haven't really been working out too much. I officially weigh I know you guys have been keeping up to
date with that fitness that fitness grind. Uh you know what I'm saying? I told you guys I would lose weight and guess what? I woke up this morning at 18 [ __ ] five pounds. Come on, man. Talk to me nice. I will say though, I I'm not at like my peak form because I've been eating like [ __ ] and I've been like drinking. So like there's water weight involved and I'm dehydrated and all this [ __ ] So once I will get back to Puerto Rico and I'm not drinking and I'm like eating
healthy and I'm back in the gym and back on the grind, I low, bro, I want to get down to 180. I feel like at 180 I'll just be [ __ ] dice work. Actually, get me to 175. Actually, Get me to 160. No, I'm kidding. 175, I would probably be like 7% body fat. I'm dead ass. Right now, I'm probably like 11% body fat. At 185, by the time I get down to 180, that'll be like around 9 to 10ish. So, I want to get down to 180 and then I'll give you guys like
full-fledged physique physique reveal. You guys have probably been seeing in like Instagram pictures and [ __ ] though, I'm getting a little bit lean, man. So, we're going to get in the gym. Apparently, the biggest water park in the world is like attached to our hotel and we've literally just been like completely ignoring that [ __ ] So, we're going to go rip [ __ ] up there today and then get on some jet skis. Then, I'm going to go get on a podcast and then after that I Bro, I'm kind of scared. Um, I'm
going to do this thing called Russian BA with Iman. And it's funny cuz every single person that I've ever talked to that like has linked up with Iman says the Russian BA is like kind of his initiation ritual, bro. He like loves bringing people to it because it's so [ __ ] hard and so [ __ ] difficult. Whoa, hiccups. Let me get some water. But yeah, I'm kind of [ __ ] scared scared for it cuz yesterday when we were boxing and [ __ ] I was like, "Yeah, bro. I love sauna and cold
plunge." And he just laughed. He was like, "Yeah, man. It's a lot." And I was like, "Fuck it." Yesterday he was whooping my [ __ ] [ __ ] in boxing and I was like sweating my ass off. My cardio was [ __ ] And this dude like wasn't breathing hard, wasn't sweating hard at all. I'm scared. But hey, bro, I'm going to be locked in mentally. I'm not going to drink today because I've just been drinking way too much. Which is funny because most of the time, like literally all from from the start of
2025 up to Coachella, dead sober. Didn't touch Anything. Like it was pretty much like 4 months of not drinking or whatever. And then went to Coachella, obviously drank there, and then went to Dubai. You guys saw how [ __ ] thracked me and Carson got. And yeah, I think it's back to time to get back on my grind. No more alcohol for the foreseeable future. But that's like how it should be. You guys like have to have I don't know. Everybody has their vices. I do like going out with my friends. I'm young and um
to be able to Do like awesome events. I'm not the type to just like let's go out on the weekend, bro. Like, [ __ ] that. If I'm in Puerto Rico, I'm not like just going out going out just to go out. Like, Coachella is I already told you guys this, but Coachella is really like a uh like a success. Congratulations to me and all my bros. We get to link up uh every single year in the [ __ ] desert, throw on some disgustingly hard fits and like celebrate everything that we've Done for the
past year. And then now obviously we're out here in Dubai. had to get absolutely faced in a different country in the Middle East because who knows when I'll be back here. But yeah, it's time to go back home. It's time to get back on some chill [ __ ] This will probably uh Man, this has been a [ __ ] crazy vlog, guys. If you guys haven't already, [ __ ] subscribe. Like this video. Drop a [ __ ] comment if you guys want me to be traveling more. It Was fun, but I've definitely been
blended up for the past couple days. And I'm just really excited to get back into my routine. This is I like, don't get me wrong, this has been really [ __ ] fun, but I've been gone. I miss Boogie, bro. I miss that little guy. I miss petting my dog. I miss I miss waking up in my bed in Pu Puerto Rico. I miss my walks in Puerto Rico. I miss going to the gym consistently. I miss getting on [ __ ] stream with you guys. is I miss I miss a Whole bunch of [
__ ] about being at home, but this was like one of the this this probably was like one of the most fun trips of my entire life. Like this Coachella with Dubai trip combo pattern combo packiac combo. She was [ __ ] awesome, bros. So, let's head to the gym. Probably won't record any of that. I'll probably film some of the water park because we'll just be on some dumb [ __ ] and then me and Carson are gonna burn up on some [ __ ] jet skis. Hopefully get some crazy ass flicks out there
and then I'll I'll probably take you guys to the BA [ __ ] with Iman. I don't know. He's been so nice and chill to me that I really don't want to like show up on him with like no camera [ __ ] Like I would ideally just want to build a friendship cuz he's been such a [ __ ] nice guy and I know he gets that [ __ ] all the time where like he extends his hand out and he's like just super friendly, super Freaking nice and like super like great hospitality and
then dudes are literally just like oh like [ __ ] Dubai Imani. So you know [ __ ] that. Yeah. So we'll probably just hit the water park, just hit the skis and just [ __ ] rip [ __ ] up out there, man. I can't wait to drift on this. Look at this palm water, bro. This [ __ ] is so flat. I literally can't wait to power glide on that water out there, bro. That [ __ ] is flat as [ __ ] man. Yeah, I can't wait to burn that [ __ ]
up. But anyways, let's hit the gym. Let's get it working, man. Let's get We made it, bros. Straight to the water. Peasy. They gave us a bust down. [ __ ] G-Shock. Sorry, Carson. This one's my watch for the day. Apparently, this shit's about to be super crazy. Me and my bro went to the Atlantis in the Bahamas, and there was this one slide called the Leap of Faith, and there's literally [ __ ] going down it and like losing their tops While going down cuz of how steep that [ __ ] is. Yeah, look
at this Aztec [ __ ] mountain. That's the That's like the first thing on my list because I have to go do a podcast later today that I honestly really don't want to do, but it'll be good for clips and [ __ ] So, hey man. Clippers. Clippers. Clippers. Clip up this vlog. Clip up the podcast. You guys can literally make money clipping for me. Shout out [ __ ] You guys can join the clipping community and I'll [ __ ] pay you guys to make clips of videos like this of us just burning [
__ ] up, me getting [ __ ] trashed and [ __ ] Neptune. Go to Neptune. Okay. Baby Pluto. Oh, really? Is Which one's the best one? Yeah. Trident or Poseidon? M. Let's Let's go to Poseidon's [ __ ] first. They made me put my [ __ ] in a [ __ ] waterproof pouch cuz they just don't trust a guy like me hand handholding my [ __ ] So, sorry if this [ __ ] looks a little bit crazy. Had to get the footage For you guys. We're still waiting for Carson. No clue where
he's at, but I think we're just going to hit this slide regardless of whether he's sliding or not. Hell no. Yo, which one are we hitting? Which one are we hitting? Slytherin or Poseid Poseidon's Revenge for sure. Yeah, run the body bag for sure. Uh, no. We It's definitely Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This way. Damn. [ __ ] trench work in here. Body bag. Nightmare. Look at this [ __ ] Drop tower. Oh my god. Dropper weighing in at 160 lbs. Capsule work. Cap cap. Capsule too. Oh my goodness. [Music] [Applause] [Music] My holy
crap. Bro, insane got next on that piece. Wow. Now that we're actually here, it's kind of spooky. Sheesh. Oh my god. Goodbye. Burn that [ __ ] up. That [ __ ] was easy, bro. Connor just went. How was it? It was light. That was scary. Baby food. I thought the other one was lowkey scarier. The other one was way scarier for sure. All right, time to rotate, guys. We could literally only do or I have to leave, but these guys can stay. I have to go do a podcast. So, going to rotate back to
the hotel, get changed, put some [ __ ] on, and then let's work. All right, guys. We just finished up at the water park. We were only able to go on two slides. Um, that [ __ ] was still fun as [ __ ] though. I now have to go back to the room, get changed, uh, to rotate to to this podcast. And then once I get that [ __ ] done, then this is gonna be blended. I'm not going to lie. We I have to go From here to the podcast, straight to dinner, then
straight from there to link back up with Iman. And then once I do that [ __ ] then we got to pack up and call that [ __ ] a day. Hey, bro. I lowkey need to pack my [ __ ] too, because man, today's going to be a blender. We have to wake up early tomorrow at like 5:00 a.m. to head to the airport. Then we're calling this [ __ ] a day. Calling this [ __ ] a [ __ ] Middle East bonanza, man. This [ __ ] was super fun, super awesome. Let's
get changed and let's head to the podcast. All right, and just like that, we are fully [ __ ] changed. We got a ro. We are low-key rushing, bro. This is going to be an absolute [ __ ] blender. Have to I'm literally I mean it depends on how fast they bring the car. If they can bring the car quick, then we'll be on 10 toes, but we have to go to the podcast, then go straight from the podcast to dinner. And then straight after that, I have to find a way to get Changed like
after an hour dinner and then rotate to [ __ ] Russian bath house with Iman. And then I have to get back, pack all my [ __ ] and I need to buy another suitcase because of the stuff that I bought on this trip. and all the other [ __ ] that's been going on. So, I need to do that and pack the [ __ ] and then wake up like literally 4 hours later to rotate to the airport. Blender. All right, boys. Let's work. We're in the [ __ ] Strorado. This [ __ ]
is a Tough ass piece, bro. I can't hold you. Iman, you might have convinced me, brother. You might have [ __ ] convinced me. Make sure I don't crash his whip. Anyways, I'm not going to be filming while I drive this [ __ ] Let's go to the podcast and let [Music] go. Bro, can we take a moment to see how [ __ ] hard this [ __ ] is? I literally found a speck in Miami that looks just like this. I'm copying the same [ __ ] I'm literally stealing your whole flow, bro. I'm
I'm stealing all of this. I'm stealing this car. I'm actually just going to take this home with me. This thing is [ __ ] awesome, bro. I need one of these [ __ ] Literally, I had plans for another car in Puerto Rico. Scratch that completely. I'm keeping the Brabbus and I'm putting one of this one of these [ __ ] out there. We're making this happen. We made it, gang members. Let's try and get out of this car Without breaking my bag and breaking the car. I'm actually such a [ __ ] lender in
this [ __ ] I was definitely going to hit a [ __ ] door dinger. Oh, wow. I got out without dinging the [ __ ] door. Ah, see this is why I can't drive Lambos, guys. God [ __ ] damn it. Oh my god. Wow, we made it out. All right, guys. We just wrapped up the podcast. It was actually pretty cool. Um, super cool. Like kind of random, but uh like I mean just random that I would Even go out of my way to do a podcast, but pretty solid. Go check out the
uh it's the Titans of Tomorrow podcast. It should probably I don't know if it's been released yet after you guys see this video, but if not, stay tuned for it. And yeah, go check that [ __ ] out. I was spitting a whole bunch of game on there for you guys. Now, we're going to dinner. I need to eat food before Ian [ __ ] burns my [ __ ] up in this r Russian bath house. And I need to like Get hydrated cuz this the dude that I was doing the podcast with, he was
telling me he was like, "Oh yeah, bro. Like that shit's a [ __ ] lie." Every single person that I've that I've told like I'm going to this [ __ ] they're like, "Bro, beware." So, let's go. Just made it back from the Russian bath house. Shout out to Iman for being literally probably one of the best Hosts that I've ever had in my entire life. And it's crazy cuz he's literally the same age as me. And this is something that I very rarely ever see in some some people that are like the same age
as me. The like most the time I'm way more mentally in some aspects mature than everybody else that's 23 years old. But he is just ridiculously mentally mature for our age. And I and I'm saying that knowing what I know about business and Money and all of this [ __ ] And it's like this dude is it's it's crazy what he's done and what he's been able to build. Uh so shout out to Iman and also shout out to uh him for being able to you know uh get that partner partnership with [ __ ]
as now the co-owner which is super cool. Or not co-owner one of the owners of [ __ ] which is super duper cool. Good for him. And you know, he'll keep crushing it. And yeah, so thanks Iman for treating me to a dope ass time. Sorry you guys don't get to see him in the video because I respect him and his privacy, but thank you for showing me a good time. And yeah, I am looking at this room full of dirty clothes that is everywhere. Clothes that are from Coachella that haven't been washed. Clothes that
have been worn like five times in a [ __ ] row that I have to pack up. And then I have to go to bed, probably get like 4 hours of sleep, and then head straight to the airport to Take a 15-hour flight to LA. And then, guys, guess where we're going right after this? Las [ __ ] Vegas. Bro, we are going there for my brother's bachelor party, and that will be our next vlog. And this one, we're going to call it a wrap. Thank you for taking me or thank you for joining me
in the Middle East rocking a [ __ ] turban. I love and appreciate you guys. Peace the [ __ ] out.