UNEXPECTED Singers That SHOCKED THE WORLD On Got Talent 🤯🎤

[Applause] hi welcome to America's Got Talent what's your name uh Emily Bland and where you from Emily uh Northeast Arkansas and how old are you I'm 29 what do you do for a living I worked at a hotel I was front desk clerk could you tell us who is the worst guest you've ever had okay I don't want to throw my mom out of the bus but like her name is Karen oh my say no More you're funny are you are you going to do comedy for us tonight I'm actually going to sing oh you're

a singer cuz you're actually very funny be a comedian yes who do you when you think of singing Styles like who do you look up to G Brooks 110% GTH Brooks love G Brook do you think that you have the talent to win this I sure hope so I'm here yeah I got here well I cannot wait to hear you sing thank you W baby lock the door and turn the lights down low some music that is soft and slow baby we ain't got no place to go I hope you understand I've been thinking about

this all day long never felt a feeling quite this strong I can't believe how much it turns me on just to be your man okay wait a second is that it how do you think that went I think it went really well no buy that's not you before yall Go to judging I just there's one thing I must tell y'all [Music] so uh how are you guys doing confused I understand that completely don't be confused though was that you singing that was me singing so you're a ventriloquist and your wife is your puppet I don't

yes yes let me just show you real quick um no don't put your hand in I'm was slightly disappointed cuz I Thought that was her singing Sophia what did you think I don't know what to say I don't even know how to judge this thing believe it or not that U my wife can do this to any one of y'all do it to Simon you are so much better looking in real [Applause] life how about me how do me okay I am very confused right now [Applause] [Music] oh my God that look good I have

no clue what I just said this is what's amazing it's improvisational lipsyncing she doesn't know what you're going to say yet you're looking at me thinking it's me that's talking when it's actually hoe over on the side of you not the beautiful woman you're looking at my head it's really good I don't know for what but it's really good Hey listen I'm Going to start this thing I'm going to say yes I want to see you again Heidi what do you think I'm going to say yes to let's see where this is going to go

Sophia I think it's an incredible talent because it's very unique um so I'm going to have to say yes too about I'm I'm really really confused but yours is the only opinion That matters so I just want to hear from you you want to hear me no you're Li the very first time I'm ever going to vote question mark well all you need is three yeses you're moving on we'll see you again [Applause] how weird are they so you're a one-word artist like Madonna sure yeah just Donovan just Donovan okay so what's the dream Donovan

the dream is to be a Broadway performer okay no more questions just do it thank you so much [Music] think of me think of me waking silent and imagine me try too hard to you my mind recall those days look back on all those times think of what things we'll never do there will never be a day when I won't think [Applause] oh speed the fruits of s fade they have their season so do we but please promise me that sometimes you will think [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes thank you w well wow we were

not expecting that no we were not sopia what did you think of that you know that I Love surprises and that was like super unexpected I was like asking Simon Simon how can he do that I thought it was really different yes Heidi it's very unusual to have this voice coming out of you I love Broadway too so I loved it thank you so much wow that was certainly a surprise your smile no I was smiling I was surprised I was entertained I love you I think this is really cold and I think if someone

was Smart they would put you in the right part in the right music musical doing what you do best because you have an amazing voice thank you very much yeah really good you definitely did the right thing coming on here I think Donan sweet and I like you I'm going to kick this off with a yes thank you s yes Heidi I think you're very very special it's a yes thank you so much I'm feeling a to wet good evening good evening What is your name my name is Luca D Stefano and I'm 19 years

old are you from Italy I'm from Sicily are you happy to be here tonight yeah I'm so happy yeah you didn't sound happy when you said it didn't but you're nervous yeah I feel so nervous yeah how did this dream start what Heidi your a and nobody can understand you with that aent [Applause] I know I'm sorry well we're very happy that you're here what are you going to Do tonight uh I'm singing tonight yeah you're singing yeah so go ahead okay thank [Music] you hello ladies [Applause] tonight I read you a story a story

about laugh been really try to hold back this feeling for so long like I feel bab come on oh yeah on Let's Get It On Let's Get It [Music] [Applause] On get on come on shooter that's amazing there's nothing wrong with me loving you but don't know no hey baby give yourself to me can never be wrong if feel Love [Applause] oh yes so come on come on come on come on come on darling up now the blue let's get it [Applause] all let's so good let's get [Music] it got thank you so Much tell

this guy's pretty good he's really really good not in a million years I would have thought that was your voice yeah it was it was so much fun to watch yes and Howe what do you think the one thing I love about this show are surprises and moments and I wasn't expecting that out of you and I could hear you sing that all night long it's just so fun how about you Heidi I mean what an amazing gift you have when you started Literally I thought that it was playback I was like this is not

coming out of his mouth I mean it's incredible your voice is just so special it makes me feel all like yummy and War F side oh thank you and me you s it's like a cat walking on and then barking you know it's like it's the last thing I would have expected from you okay so I mean that's bold Let's Get It On yes thank you I wish I could make that Work thank you I can't do it yes Lua you can do it youve got for yes oh thank you thank you so much you're

my reality I'm lost he cute everything wow luuka that was amazing man how how do you feel how do you feel now I'm so um proud of me yes yes you need to be wow that was like believe that was Him hello what's your name my name is Holly tell me about your luck today I love horror movies everything's spooky Gothic dark so I usually keep that on the inside but I'm letting it out today oh I love that okay and what are you going to be doing today I'm going to be singing singing okay

good luck thank you [Music] he he [Music] I I was not expecting her to have a voice like that he I am [Music] [Applause] great the [Applause] morning we [Applause] [Music] [Music] I did not expect you to sound the way That you sound based on the cover of your book me and how we both like what the stage is about expecting the unexpected I love that and I think we got the real you which is I think why it resonated with people here and at home for sure great job you were just so pure and

that was absolute perfection thank you how you want to start off the voting yes it's a yes from me it's a yes for me four yeses for you my love thank you so much congratulations [Music] [Applause] [Music] hello very nice to meet you and what is your name please uh I'm Richard Goodall I'm from terot Indiana I and uh Richard how old are you I'm 55 55 and what do you do for a living I've been a janitor for 23 years uh the kids call me Mr Richard okay so tell me what the big dream

is Please my big dream uh I like to sing I love to sing so okay does everyone know you you've come out today to audition uh just just my close knit friends and and my fiance Angie oh is she here with you today no so she's the one you're going to call yeah after the audition yeah yes immediately yes okay all right and the song you've chosen today tell me why you chose It uh well the song speaks for itself so okay all right I'm not going to ask any more questions let's do it good

luck ah are you a bit nervous yeah uh it's okay rich this has been a long time coming so a bless you let's go Richard shake off those nerves we're here we're rooting for you Richard good Luck I hope he's good I know I really do [Music] just a small town girl oh [Music] my what she took them in not tringle [Music] anywh just the City Bar p r and stop the TRU he took them in that train go Let [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Me singer in a smoky room so amazing smell around the tip of

you well a smile that can share the night it goes on and on and on and on Strangers wa here up and down the bou the Shadows searing in the night street lights people Liv just find in my down hiding somewh in the Night don't stop believeing hold on to that feeling stream light people don't stop believe it hold out that feel still like [Music] [Applause] people W that was amazing [Music] [Applause] Richard you are my [Applause] hero cuz that was special genuinely special I think America is going to love [Applause] you I mean that

was spectacular that was fun this was an amazing surprise I think you were perfect to come to AGT because you made our night thank you man you're beautiful you and maybe because you've been doing it for 23 years but you just cleaned up you just you know I would imagine every kid That has ever been in a school with you is just screaming I just think you're amazing we love you [Applause] Richard Richard Richard Richard you knocked me off my feet I mean we all had the best time with you up there on that stage

I really really feel something when I see you up there and hear you up there and now this is what I'm going to do for you Because I love you I'm late but I'm here right now though I used to be romantic I forgot somehow time can make you blind but I see you now as we're lay in the darkness did I wait to Mo Long Turn The Light back on it was so good it was amazing I can't wait to see what you're going to S Today here stuck on a hill Outsiders inside the

home that we buil the cold settles in it's been a long he deserves and now I think we should go and call your fiance should we call her go oh my gosh you guys I've never even been on a plane this was not on my radar to come to California it's just a dream come true happy UK give it up one more time for Richard G yes I'm here right now [Applause] I got I got the gold gold buer she said I knew I knew I told you so cute hello and welcome hi who do

we have here what is your name my name is Hapa haa and where you from Hapa I'm from Somerset UK oh well hello hello a fellow friend from the UK hello hello how do you Doo um and how old are you I'm 10 years old and who did you come with today I came my dad okay where is your dad is he in the Wing right there yeah should we ask him to sit right here since how he's not there oh God yeah okay do you want to sit here for this performance yes dck oh

yeah yeah go hello it's odd it's odd because you could be how I'm Jake nice to meet you Jake God you're better looking than that you are very handsome don't you think it's much better from over here it's much better all right it's good there we go so what Will you be doing for us today I'm a singer okay how do you feel are you nervous very we all wish you good luck go ahead thank [Applause] you Holy Roller sits in the garden we fled blood into wine take my body instead Holy Roller sits in

the garden we fled blood into wine take my body [Music] [Applause] Instead God oh is of me to of God you to come and me what is going on and look at her face like nothing should left me wa oh my God I mean I don't know what to say okay Hi meia J what what do you think you're her dad I love it I'm so proud thank you love it this was unexpected I have to say lovely amazing well we did say we like surprises when did all this start when I was free it's

like you have a monster inside have you ever seen a film called The Exorcist actually kidding aside that was brilliant I mean brilliant it was like a Mouse turning into a vampire battle something it was so effortless like she her face was not transforming into a monster it was just something coming out of her of her they was so crazy thank you yeah we love you thank you should we vote I'm going to give you a first yes yes thank you yes thank you di you got three yeses good job I love that she didn't

give it away with her outfit or anything you know Right and then she goes back to being normal again yeah she little boys like a little girl oh oh look how dad is so proud of you harur it was so good how do you feel I feel amazing oh my goodness only on AGT yeah hold your nation how are you I'm fine Simon thank you nice to meet you what's your name please my name is Father Ray Kelly and I'm 64 years of age and I'm a parish priest in Ireland let me ask you a

question do you do [Applause] exorcisms yeah we can we can work on on David whenever you want yeah do you want me to do you want me to zap them now or [Applause] later so why have you decided to come on the show well I thought maybe I'd be the first singing priest maybe to win Britain's Got Talent I think you would Be thank you okay so tell me the song and why you've chosen it um I'm going to sing uh the ra song Everybody HS beautiful and uh oh I love that song it's a

it's a song that's kind of near and dear to my heart I suppose being a priest you get in touch with a lot of pain a lot of joy and happiness as well so I suppose it's a song that I feel I can I you can relate to yeah great it's a lovely song okay good luck thank you very [Applause] [Music] much when your day is [Music] long and the night the night is yours alone when you sure you've had enough of this life will hang [Music] on cuz everybody hurt Take comfort in your [Applause]

[Music] friends Everybody [Music] Hurts if you're on your own in this life the days and the nights are long if you think you had too much of this life will hang [Music] on everybody hurt [Applause] [Music] sometimes everybody Hurts sometimes so hang [Music] on so hold on hold on hold on hold on [Music] Hold [Music] on you're not [Music] [Applause] alone w thank you so much David wow that was a beautiful performance it really was I've never seen a priest stand at a microphone and sing like that you did it With such soul and passion

it just was a really really brilliant performance Alicia was so soothing and calming everybody was listening to every single word relating it to things that have gone on in their lives and um you just seem like the loveliest man and this this is just a beautiful audition thank you well done Amanda for me it was everything it's just brilliant and honest and the whole congregation was behind You thank you Amanda thank you Father Ray I I wasn't quite sure what to expect to be honest with you but I'm going to tell you something this is

one of my my favorite ever auditions really I really mean that I think your voice is beautiful I love the version of the song This was everything we've been waiting for genuinely thank you very much Sam really I absolutely love It okay David it's a yes for me thank you David thank you I'm saying yes thank you absolutely yes for me well done thank you very Father Ray Kelly I am delighted to tell you you have four huge F thank you s thank [Applause] you don't be nervous [Applause] Andrew rough day at the office Another

feeling what's your name my name is Andrew Deon Andrew you've got an unusual look but is this how you walk around all day yes kind of a goth look you would describe this as uh yes I I assume you're a singer yes well listen why don't you do your thing okay good luck thank you [Music] your God me me a CH [Applause] [Music] [Applause] that dud Got [Music] [Applause] Talent for [Music] [Applause] Andrew Lu that's talent what what's going through your mind can you share it with us um I'm just so used to being rejected

And I'm not really good at anything so this is amazing feels good and you know I I sensed right before you sang you were feeling very nervous you ever perform in front of a big crowd like this I've never performed in front of anybody no kidding this is your first time I mean literally did you must have taken voice training or or something no at all self-taught you and you would Practice this what in your room and yet you got up here and blew the roof off the joint good for you you Andrew Andrew what

do your parents think of you of your voice um they've never heard me sing either are they here they are here where are they they're right up there we love you Andrew well they must be so proud of you and please don't say that you're not good at anything because You've got an amazing voice and you are an individual Howe you know you've been hiding in your room all these years but you never you never let the world see who you are or what you are and it's not that you're good at anything you are

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] great we're going to vote now I'll be The first one to vote Yes Big Time sh yeah Andrew I'm definitely in love with you now and it's a yes Howe Mom Dad how proud are you of your son very proud proud very proud well you know something we all love your boy now that's three yeses you're going to [Applause] Bay thank you [Applause] how's it feel it was completely unexpected and U I'm just shocked it's overwhelming like Marilyn Manson does an ARA yeah he's a surprised it's pretty cool it was really very

oh I like it hi tell us all a little bit about yourself I'm 22 years old and I'm from Miami Florida that's right That's right and so are you that's right I'm paying my dues in the industry looking for my big break and I need your help thank you and what have you been doing to prepare for today definitely from The Cabaret styling that Simon said about me I said well I can't do Cabaret the next time so I Tred to do something different okay well the stage is yours good luck thank you love [Music]

[Applause] come on y'all put your hands [Music] together when we're out there dancing on the floor and I feel like I need some more I feel your body next to my move my love it's about that time make me feel Mighty real make me feel Mighty real you make me feel Mighty Real you make me feel my when we get home baby and it's nice and dark and the music's in me and I feel so hot and you kiss me there and it feels so good I know you love me like [Applause] you [Music] too

yes yes yes yes standing Evation thank you H what do you think of that you know what it's it's kind of interesting cuz you're kind of a throwback to like the' 70s and and disco I think you're worthy of being here and maybe even worthy of going further but it's not up to me it's up to five of us he from Miami so he can't do no wrong you what I'm saying and he did an incredible job thank you you're brilliant I'm going to remember you and I'm sure The whole entire audience and everybody watching

is going to remember you thank you yeah Sam you know what I think this is a better audition than your first audition it's fun um but is it the best thing I've ever seen no I'm torn on you right now I'm going to be on this with use Ulus cuz you know we've only got seven acts we can put through on this show I'm not one bit torn I mean you can sing so high that all the glasses are exploding everywhere I think you're fantastic you're one of a kind and you have to be in

the live shows we're going to be having some deliberations a little later on thank you young man thank you he is a true original very [Music] [Applause] special well nice to meet you nice to meet you too Simon oh thank you and want you name my name is Amy Davis and where you from Amy I'm from well Gun City on Neck of the woods how old are you I'm nine oh my goodness so are you going to sing yes I am okay and what are you going to sing I'm going to sing I Put A

Spell On You by screaming Jay Hawkins oh my goodness why that song it's because I've been practicing it and good reason everyone's making me look a bit stupid this year I realize that I'm sorry you aren't stupid I know I'm not But I feel a bit stupid this year thank you Emy we sort of become friends I like that okay so why did you decide to come on the show Emy because since I was five I've been watching this show and I've always wanted to be on this show so do you think you're going to

win in me I'd love to well I'm not going to ask any more questions because I'm feeling really really stupid right now so good luck she's green sweet am and funny I Put a Spell on [Music] you because you're mine and you better stop the things of the I say watch out no I a lying [Applause] I I Put a Spell on you because of mind your [Applause] mind you better stop the things doing I there watch down no I Ain liying no I lying CU baby I love you see that I love you love

you love you even if you don't want me to if you don't want me I could have [Applause] [Applause] You're you're because you're [Applause] mine [Applause] is all that [Applause] them what a [Applause] performance you're not human how old are you nine impossible nine and sings like that that is Extraordinary it's like you transform you're this cute 9-year-old and then you're like pow take that and we really did we were under your spell I loved it in well done thank you it sounded so retro so vintage SO otherworldly it's like you were channeling goodness knows

what it was amazing David you sure you weren't miming I'm sure no I was just I was just completely CBS SM it's extraordinary can I ask you a question Yeah were you expecting this reaction no you w were you oh no that's what makes you so special you were incredible thank you but let's start with David I'm going to say yes I'm saying yes it's a yes from me I think you got about 5,000 yeses [Applause] bless her wow wow wow where's the roof the roof's gone the roof's gone oh you blew it off 10

seconds six 5 [Music] Seconds and I got frames in low Place s whis drowns in the [Applause] my is that coming out of him now I was not expecting that from [Music] [Applause] Mongolia feel last one KN you last want to show how was the last one you thought you see and i s a surprise fear in his eyes I his Chag did I you say even maybe you never hear me [Music] [Applause] complain ches my bles away and I'll be all [Music] [Applause] where am that be so she Grace think I sleep all down

to the old race to so our friends [Music] [Applause] [Music] places that was oh look at hiy with the SM face I mean how amazing is his voice wa wait wait wait yes wait why I don't know I feel like melb I'm confused was he lip syncing no of course not no one can lip sync on American were you lip syncing no don't judge a book by its how Mand how would you even know this kind of music how did you get into this kind Of music it's called the internet you don't find this amazing

yes of course that's why he is on my dream I'm not surprised this is exactly what this young man should be singing because your tone is stunning absolutely stunning I love this performance yes love thank you what I would like to have seen is for the music just to stop and for you to do like an Acappella cuz I need to hear this guy thing you what Round can I say something maybe next time you start a capella that was my idea Simon not now it isn't I think I think I track you know what

doesn't matter it was brilliant thank you so much you are amazing thank you thank you I really want to hear his voice think maybe if he did some acella I'm good how you doing hey tell us your name hi my name is ginzilla ginzilla where are you from I'm from Sydney Australia Oh how old are you a lady never reveals her age I'm ageless girl there we go and what do you do for a living just looking at it this I'm so expensive right now these are real trains on the back what so what's the

dream oh the dream to perform in front of these many people every night yes and to take over the [Applause] world so what are you going to do here for us tonight I'm going to sing a little song Ooh take it away okay hit it hit [Music] it now she's oil she's a like take what she always L A Place she's got now she's got gra she's a wiow she's a lady oh wo wo she's a Lady I'm talking about my pretty baby and the lady is a m thank you so much America I love

you seron call me I love you so much see you guys soon thank you so much why is he leaving oh no she's not she's not now she's a lady she's such a pretty lady right now oh my God I can't believe she's such a pretty lady right now she's such a pretty lady right now okay I'm done I'm literally done S I love you Call me seriously oh she she no no she's not turn now she's a lady she's such a pretty lady right now oh my God I can't believe she's a lady lady

oh my God she's a lady that is a show oh my God here we go and 3 and 2 and one she's done now eat it this girl is on fire after the [Applause] Show how I'm coming to you first okay you're so entertaining you're such a good performer you're funny you're different you're confusing you know I think you got a possibility of going really far in this contest you are amazing I loved it thank you Julia I mean I can absolutely see you in Vegas right now owning a show I would come every weekend

thank you so much Simon I have to tell you I was like what the bloody hell is that but this Was fantastic it is exactly why we created this show to find people like you this is a great audition good for you thank you [Applause] Simon Jen I I'm here for the whole thing I love a fax ending and you gave us three you should get used to this kind of reaction thank you let's take it to a vote hoe yes Yes you got two yeses Julian this is easy you got three yes Simon baby

and now you have [Applause] four hello what's your name and where you come from my name is abalon Penrose and I'm from California but I I live in Hawaii I just got in yesterday so you have flown all the way in to do our show yeah well thank you a long trip yeah oh I love it and and what is your skill I will be Singing classical music are you a soprano medzo a medo oh my God I love it bit of culture mhm bit of class bit of decorum what is your big dream my

big dream would be to perform at Opera Houses around the world like the Sydney Opera house I'm going to explode it's all yours dozle me darling [Music] com was [Music] going [Applause] [Music] on Long more oh my God [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] ha what done well done you were brilliant well done you were marvelous avun of a second song when was the moment you Decided you know what I'm not going to sing opera I started singing opera competitively like really early on and developed like extreme stage fright and then I started deciding if I wasn't

alone on stage I could maybe do it I so yeah there's lots of people find up for a too highbrow or pretentious or boring and you've made it funny you murdered Carmen darling a delicious mess but overall great show thank you how are you getting home after This I'll get on the plane this way I fly back to Hawaii tomorrow you're flying back to white yeah okay in which case I have to give you a yes it's not but it's a yes from me I'm saying yes yeah he's a delicious mesh and he's a yes

for [Applause] [Music] [Applause] me hello go to the center welcome to America America [Applause] hello what is your name uh my name's Daniel hi Daniel and what do you do I'm a singer songwriter and uh what are you going to sing I thought I would sing uh uh an original song that I wrote so I always think it's scary when people sing their original songs because if you pick something that's top 40 and you're playing it you're apt to get people tapping their toes and you kind of take that risk which is a big Risk

yeah I wish you the best of luck thank [Applause] you where was the moment we needed the most you kick up the leaves and the magic is lost and you need a blue sky H the day the point is a la f you say and I don't need no caring on cuz you had a bad day you taking one down you singing that song just to turn it around you say you don't know you Tell me don't lie you work going to smile and you go for a ride you had a bad day the camera

don't lie you cing back down and you really don't mind had a bad day yeah sometimes a system goes on the blink and the whole thing turns out wrong you might not make it back and you know that you can be with all that strong and I'm not [Music] wrong you said you don't know you tell Tell me all Li you work going to smile and you go for a ride you had a bad day see what you like and how does it feel one more time you had a bad day oh you had a

bad day thank you thanks for having me guys cheers oh you know what buddy Daniel now I know who you are you're Daniel powder right there you go they know yeah can I tell you something Daniel yeah you had a good day thank you yeah you did I never got a Chance to play in Canada and uh I've traveled the world and toured everywhere and I just wanted to say thank you for bringing me home cuz this is my first time on Canada TV so I appreciate it yeah real quick what were you saying again

that if you sing an original people won't know the words and unless you're Daniel powder you got me buddy you got me you know what without even talking to all the other judges let's just vote in Unison 1 2 3 see again Dani don't tell me don't Li I want to be a rockar heyy I want to be a rock hello hi uh what's your name please Greg Richard okay why are you here I'm here to make a dream contro which is to be a worldwide performer okay and what do you do when you're not

singing Greg when I'm not singing I work in a hotel as a waiter okay do you hate it pretty Much yeah well good luck Greg thanks very much [Music] you [Music] [Music] Jo is that the tip is that [Laughter] [Music] [Music] can't get get higher than this surely oh he can [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a of is on it Street expect that in a million years shouldn't have just happened should it par that shouldn't have Happened what is the term for your voice um it's kind of term counter tener but I'm

a male soprano okay yeah which is kind of from the barck period in operas and all that kind of thing don't laugh yes I mean it was one of the most extraordinary things I've ever heard that I mean of all the things I expected to come out of your mouth that was the last thing on my list yes but I have to say I thought you did it brilliantly it Was a great act yeah thank you what do you think Simon it's like a dog meowing you know it it just shouldn't do that you know

what I mean would I like a doct to meow I guess I would yeah why not why not yeah uh you you've puzzled me Greg I'm telling you okay PS yes or no I am going to say yes thank you Amanda I'm going to say you uh Greg I'm going to say I haven't Got a bloody clue but you're through thanks very [Applause] [Music] [Applause] much done done Greg that is one of the most surreal things I have ever seen in my life he's a little star L fantastic [Applause] good evening hello uh what is

your name Annie Annie Annie how old are you I'm 12 years old a are you nervous that you're here a little bit yeah I love how you look I love your outfit thank you are you Australian yes I am that's a long journey yeah did you bring your family with you yes down there hello well we're very excited that you're here what are you going to do today I'm going to be singing so how long you've been doing this since I was about 7 years old okay so let's see what you can do go Ahead

thank you go Annie come on baby girl come on you can do it so cute dance dance dance me never seeing anybody do the things you do before they say mo for me Mo for me Mo for me when you're done I'll make you do with all again all again say say oh my God I see the way you Shine take your hand my dear some BS in mine you know you up me did when I was ping by and now I beg to see you danous one more time you you make me make me

make make me want to cry and now I be to see you dance just one more time so let say Dance For Me Dance For Me dance for me oh I've never seen anybody do the things you do before they say move for me move for me Move for [Applause] me when you're done I'll make you do it all again dance dance me dance [Applause] never seen anybody do don't think you do before they SN [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] day for me for me for me when you're done I'll make you do it all

again all again amazing Bravo Annie that was so beautiful the song was amazing I loved it I thought you were so confident and I think this is what you're meant to do in your life howdy what do you think howdy to you his name is now howdy yes howdy combination That's dance monkey right is that what it's called you're a beautiful little dance monkey you are amazing I'm telling you that well you are it's just so stunning watching you listening to you you're a great performer you sound great you're a star and the world now

knows you thank you Simon I can tell how much you love that song and I like a little twist on it this is what a 14 15 hour Journey from where you came from yeah yeah yeah that's a big Deal but while you're up there your confidence was actually quite amazing amazing thank you that was a great audition well done well I think we're ready to vote um I'm going to give you the first yesk you howy I wanted to also give you your first yes but that's taken so take it this will be your

second thank you Simon which means it leaves me to give you your third thank You hello hi hi welcome what's your name my name is Alex K okay Alex and how old are you Alex I'm 20 tell me something interesting about you something interesting about me I have a tie tongue you have a what a tie tongue it's like where the tip of my tongue doesn't is fasten to the bottom of my mouth Alex do you think you could win this competition I'm going to give it my best shot all right good luck thank you

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was so beautiful thank you it really was you have really stunning voice but not only you got great voice you really interpreted the song thank you I think you're a really fantastic singer I really hope you can go all the way in this competition thank you so much Alicia that was a great vocal performance you have a very very powerful instrument and you have a really lovely eal quality about your Voice and you pitch that perfectly thank you well done thank you Amanda you did you you landed on every single note and your breath control

was extraordinary it it was an outstanding performance thank you thank you Alex yeah uh I I Echo what the others said my only reservation is whether it was just a little bit too high I mean it was just you know how I personally felt about the [Music] Song uh David yes or no it's a yes from [Applause] me Alicia it's a yes for me come on it's a yes for me come on Simon Alex I can't deny how talented that you are thank you I going to say yes you got four years my dream he

come to me and we would live the years Together thank you so [Applause] much well done pal well done it feel good yeah it felt unbelievable it's unbelievable want you do it all over again I actually would I'd go back out there right yeah good lad great technically pretty hello hello so what is your name my name is Travis Pratt and where you from I'm from tiffon Georgia so uh tell us what you're going to do I'm going to Sing for you tonight a song that um my girlfriend loves she put me up to it

and hope you like it good luck [Music] you your [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh is the [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] to for come on that was good good for you I got wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait I got to ask were you lip sinking no sir no sir that was you hitting those notes all day all day wow you didn't swallow Jackie iano Did you Howard well let me say something this is the most out rageous audition I have ever seen and I mean this in the kindest way sir you are

a freak but I mean it like in a good way Heidi you are a superstar in my eyes I think you have an amazing voice thank you so much it was Perfection good on you so is this a song that you always sing and this is a song I sing around The house my girlfriend she had to push me up to it honestly how I would never ever have gotten up here and sang like that really where is she she's right here on the front row that's her right there where is she is that you

come here come on up go on up that's my baby let me talk to her so you heard him do this yeah he sings to me all the time and you talked him into coming here Tonight and doing this yeah don't you think everybody should hear this H how long have you guys been going out um we Five Years sir you have a very special lady who saw something special in you and brought it to all of America that's a smart move young lady actually actually hoe what you're right and I have something to say

to her I have loved you from the very first moment I laid eyes on you will you marry [Music] me yes [Applause] this will be Everlasting Love This will be put a ring on [Applause] it thank you for sharing you know this moment with the nation and your love with us and and we want to share our love of what you do with one giant [Music] [Applause] yes everybody said yes your name is um I'm Emma Jones how old are you I'm 23 23 and where are you from I'm from wickton in kumria and why

have you entered the show I just um want to just give it give it a try and see if if you like my voice are you nervous Emma [Applause] all right well good luck we have thank you [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Mary [Music] your more [Music] [Applause] [Music] the all your r at [Music] fruit is trees [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] she's got them on their Fe here [Applause] oh look how what you means [Applause] [Music] Tol David you should be confident Emma you came on and you're very shy and nervous at first but you have

a fantastic [Applause] voice very few of us could ever sing like that and you should come out and perform like a winner because that's what you [Music] [Applause] are Alicia Emma that was just such a beautiful audition and just watching you react to how the audience reacted to you is just so beautiful and so touching there's something so endearing about you I I thought that was wonderful thank you I was very surprised you you're all punched up and and very nervous and very very sweet and honestly that was one of the most beautiful auditions we've

had all day really really oh thank You it was beautiful it's a beautiful song and your voice when it's when it's good is absolutely amazing yeah I really like you actually I'm going to change that I love you [Applause] [Music] now we got to V David I'm going to say yes thank you so much Alicia Emma that was wonderful it's a Yes from me thank you you're absolutely gorgeous it was beautifully done well done it's a yes from me thank you very much [Music] Emma you have four yeses [Applause] you guys we have an act

we have an act down welcome to Canada's Got Talent our million dooll season who are you my name is Noah Costa and how old are you Noah I'm 19 years old and what's your talent I am a singer is is there anything that you can share about yourself I'm a germaphobe oh over the pandemic I really got scared of a lot of things and it just carried on to today it impacted your life oh yeah it did I've seen therapists no help but we're here today so already you're a winner thank you okay buddy hopefully

this all goes well for [Applause] You night you say you're lonely he's a kuner you cry the whole night through well you can cry me a river Cry Me a River I cried a river over you and you say you're sorry for being so un true well you can cry me a river oh Cry Me a River cuz I cried River come on everyone Wo I remember all that you said you say that love was toan you said that you were through with me and you say you love me incredible what just to prove that

you do oh come on in Cry Me a River CL me River so cry me River while I see don't Know wow wow look at them the fact that you're out here today and the fact that you have the ability to show up and also remove the stigma about talking about an issue is amazing [Music] you are what I look for on this stage and that is a surprise I did not see that coming what do you think Lily I had this moment of disbelief where I was like wait what's happening and that is exactly

the type of shock Value and talent we're looking for on this stage thank you so much there was that surprise Factor like didn't expect that from the rip Jean teenager you know let's start the vote for me it is an absolute yes sir you got a yes for me LLY yes yes yes yes yes four yeses thank you so much ladies and gentlemen glad you showed up on the million dooll season right thank you Thank you so [Laughter] [Music] much hey just are yeah you're right hello hello what's your name Dev hi de where are

you from Dev the pits of hell and so why have you come on to Britain's Got Talent I want to make an announcement and and quit my job really I want to be a little bit more positive and uh hopeful for a better future I've come up here to spread some love and sing a song right Well normally devb I would ask someone you know how many kids you have how many demons do you have oh goodness me countless okay and who would be would you phone one of the Demons first if you got through

ooh maybe a group chat well we wish you all the Best death de I just say you only just got them [Music] I want to break free well I didn't expect that I want to break free I want to break free from your lies you're so self-satisfied I Need You I Want to Break Free and God knows God knows I want to break free I fallen in Love I fallen in love all the first time this time I know it's real I falling in [Applause] love we God knows God knows [Music] love it's strange but

it's true hey I can't get over the way you love me like I do but I got to be sure when I want the door God knows I want to Break free but light still goes up [Applause] [Music] about you by my side I don't want to live alone we God knows I got to make it on my own so people can't just see God knows I need to God knows a w to [Applause] [Music] Great hell of a singer hell of a performance well you're certainly the best singing devil we've had on today and

you you're very horny as well are you going back to hell now not without one of you lot I had no idea the devil was so talented oh stop it what worried me about it was you kept Saying that God knows you want to break free well he know you actually you got a very good voice thank you I particularly love some of your vocals they were really cool I don't know what this is flattering or not but you know you as the devil have every show in the world to choose to audition on and

you chose Britain's Got Talent so I somehow feel that's a compliment I mean good company um this is going to be the Performance I'm going to remember most okay we're going to vote David Dev let me give you your first yes yay I'm saying yes it is a yes from me Dave uh the devil you've got four [Applause] yeses thank you so [Music] much yeah it was fun surreal very surreal it's surreal for us you know expect us to meet them in hell but I'm thrilled them here cross off the list Thank you now husband

and wife yes okay and just tell me your names please uh my name is marcelito pomoy marcelito yeah and you are and I am Joan pomoy and where are you both from we are both from the Philippines oh now you're not the ACT are you I'm not so the reason why I'm here is to support him all throughout okay good my husband you know he has very hard life in the Philippines but then he won the Philippines Got Talent did he win yes What year 2011 I'm going to ask you one last question are you

here to win it yes good all right let's do this let's do this [Music] I pray you'll be all right that's his voice and watch us where we go and help us to be one wow In times when we don't [Music] [Applause] [Music] know let be when Shadows our [Music] Day lead us to a price guide us with your Gra give us great so well [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] Part I [Applause] [Music] oh my God exited I was not expecting that voicey oh my God that was so unique you are

a beautiful wonderful singer with a young woman trapped inside of you thank you so I want to see something different something unique and marcelito you just gave that to us it was absolutely brilliant incredible incredible honestly this is one of the craziest things I've ever heard in my entire life your voice your range your sound is just so out of This world how how you actually should do it I think it would be amazing you are so worthy of a golden buzzer and I think you're one of the most incredible singers but this is very

early in the night and I can only choose one so I'm going to keep my golden buzzer but it's up to our super fans and I I hope they vote you through that was what I call a 10 as Simple as that I have a feeling that the super fans will put you through to the next round come on super fans come on super fans super F super [Music] F what's going on oh the anticipation oh my goodness [Applause] M that is the Great a show man I really hope it is yes it is not

they doing [Applause] we it's ladies and gents this is the moment you've waited for searching in the dark your sweat soaking through the floor buried in your bones there's an a that you can't ignore taking your breath stealing your mind and all that was real is Left Behind don't fight it's it's only moment it's bling Shin anything that you Know Just Surrender cuz you're coming and you want to go where we coming on when the runways are running the night impossible comes true intoxicating you this is the greatest show we light it up we won't

come down and the sun can't stop us now is taking over you this is the greatest show it's everything you ever want it's everything you ever need and here out in front of You this is where you want to be it's everything you ever want I love this so much everything you ever need and it's here in front of you this is where you want to be this is the [Applause] greatest very good hello judges you sink like Angels thank you how do you do that a camera all the mannerism in the faces And everything

it was your face your face now but when did they get my face when there's thousands of them on the Internet a picture AI just sit [Applause] down crying with laughter was genius I couldn't take my eyes off him oh Simon you look so good wearing that so funny I thought I rocked a beard as well we are here mainly because of the huge misconcept that AI is some sort of Alan robot that will steal your job and Stuff like that oh just they're going to sit here for the finals we get started on time

that was really really good and it did feel original and it did feel different and it was brilliant thank you so much brilli honestly absolute Madness it was great I'm saying yes oh he's a yes for me a yes for me SK was genius [Applause] yes that was so good it was so clever well that was a start on the show was [Applause] [Music] [Applause] it hello how are you good welcome to America's God Talent what is your name young lady arolyn and you sir what is your name Isaiah you're the drummer I take it

and what do you do Sing and how old are you six you're six and how old are you nine brother and sister yes like The Partridge Family I love that show you ever hear that show all right we can't wait to hear your sweet music thank you [Music] everyone listen to me I I'm going to eat right now [Music] oh I'm got to you you right Now everyone I a no no they great [Applause] Mo oh why are you buzzing why did you buzz I don't want her to hurt the voice now I'm going to

I'm going to surprise you the reason I hit my buzzer wasn't because I didn't like the song I was afraid your voice was going to blow Out and you never get to talk again cuz you were screaming so loud does that hurt your voice no well I got to tell you that song really packs a punch it really does what is the title of that song zombie skin zombie skin skin that's what I thought it was about zombies W I love the way you dress when you do this [Laughter] form I love it I love

it Heidi what did You think I'm really confused you are so cute and sweet and when you opened your mouth I was like whoa and I want to meet your parents where are they are they there Nick what goes on in your h h there's the culprit there's the culprit what is going on good job Dad hey right on all right let's hear from melb Scary Spice is officially scared that's it Howie that's it I love it the people who Saw this are rewinding and saying you're not going to believe what this little girl just

did did you write any other music do you have other songs yes yes what are some of the other titles Lullaby Crash Lullaby Crash um brush my hairs and Knots oh I know that one it goes like this all right we're going to vote I'm going to go to Howie Mandel first who is an expert on this type of music how you think I do I I like this kind of music And you think it's crazy but I do and hopefully we'll get to see you in Vegas cuz I'm voting yes I have to be

realistic [Applause] no I'm still confused but I do want to hear laabi crash laabi crash I want to hear it you know what they say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas let's see if you can keep a secret in Vegas I'm going to send you there I like why not look col TR it here settle down settle down little girl I like it I like it hello how are you so what's your name Sam Siri my name is Sam Siri uh I put music out as nicotine dolls uh where you from I live in

New Jersey tell me why you come on the show Sam please uh I came here because I've been making music my entire life and uh Like a month ago was the first month that I ever actually paid my bills or anything with making music and that's really cool and um thank you good and could you give a normal job before you were making music before this job I cleaned houses and I painted houses and uh I wasn't very good at the second one I I'm fantastic at cleaning houses uh but the second one if you're

watching I'm sorry that I did that to your house um what's the big dream the Dream is to be a musician and that's my job and that's what I do every day and it self- sustains like I'm going to be creative and that's going to be my job you know okay the good news is you're here I'm happy to be here thank you guys and this is hopefully going to be your moment thank you thank you I love the fact he's in a band but is only him he's the star makes [Music] N talk to

me she wants to know what St inside that's staring me up into the pie on the flo you see I don't have an answer for you now stick around I find a reason me what makes me what makes you me whates me what makes you sh oh amazing Mees you sh I wouldn't break your heart if I was you I'd fall apart next to this beating bruising arm on a wall in a room no one Want to walk in you need me hanging it open w tell me what makes you sad tell me what makes

tell me what makes you Shad you said tell me what makes show me what makes you sh show me what makes [Music] I love it w wow Heidi I mean if Roth Stewart and John Mayor had a baby Those are my parents it's like what I mean special thank you very much very very special boy it was so different and sexy and you know what I think this is your moment Sam thank you thank you very much you know what's great Sam is that it was really authentic you were very honest with us as well

we got to know you really quickly and it was like you swallowed a great singer because you know the way you talk it's like it's like there's Somebody else in you thank you very much okay I know how this is going to go but we got to do it Heidi I mean you're really special yes yes yes yes yes yes yes Sophia yes yes yes yes yes yes you got three SES you through to the next round what was that that was adorable that's a big [Applause] [Music] moment dve of dolin [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

sound off UF flying [Applause] my Jamaican mother wants me to lose weight but she doesn't know how to tell me she's in New York she comes to La you know how you see your parents you become a child again I'm like oh my God Mommy she's like Jain Lord of Mercy you Fight Jesus you are F what you eating people I don't like weight loss TV shows if you love that show The Biggest Loser you and I can't be friends you know how that show work gu somebody's overweight you lock them on an island and

they have to work out eight hours a day seven days a week and oh yeah we're going to make you wear a small spandex bra and baby panties and where you want to scale then for cattle on national TV Wouldn't you lose weight who's losing these contests you want to impress me get a bunch of fatties and lock them in a donut shop the first one to not go into a diabetic home up wins that's the show I would support how did I get into this how do I make noises I don't know I grew

up making noises I can't stop it man when I was growing up I lived next to an active Runway my father was in the Air Force so That meant every few seconds [Applause] that was me my mom wasn't prepared for that why is the six-month old baby making noises now later on in life I learned that these sounds can get you in trouble give you an example on an aircraft this is what I did not allowed to do this don't do that on the plane man if you go they're going to think it's real I

Did [Music] that freaking cart don't do that this is Barbara Walters and today on my show I have award-winning actress Natalie pman Natalie I hear you're having a baby I am Barbara we're thinking of naming the baby oscar but that's that that's silly because that's my cat's name so hey y'all it's B sarus what's up Okay good what Dad no I'm not going to clean my room right now want me to clean out your bank account you do jokes I do Impressions I got it I could do jokes I'm sure you could could you do

an impression yes yes I could do an impression go ahead do it what do it do it all right I will do an impression yeah and then you tell me who I'm doing okay All right let me think King Kardashian what you are tweeting without thinking Donald Trump no it's cheap she animals it's a crapshoot crapshoot come on [Applause] all right now listen I have an impression okay I am not a professional that's fine all right tell me who this is ready yeah who's This I did not have sexual relations with that you Elton John

in what world do you live in Rebecca where some 17-year-old dude is show to this house party like y'all not going to believe this I got Peno gasio yeah got that gasio let's do shots of Shard and a let's start a book club Yeah that's never happened right you don't know a 17-year-old that owns a cork screw that's weird all right not one time in your entire life can you tell me a time where you've seen a 17y old dude be like this Mero pairs so well with the Doritos Locos Taco oh that's good it

is just something about Zen finales in a Hot Pocket that is to die for and I worked at this grocery store For a lot of hateful years why is it when you hate your job they won't fire you and know look I worked in the worst department at the grocery store not the meat not produce not the freezer I worked in the steel Department you familiar with the steel Department right self checkout lane I got paid to watch people steal all day and people think you stupid like you Know when they going to rob you

when they bringing up their stuff they always got to look back up at you they're like boop boop this one dude tried to humiliate me like I knew he was going to rob us cuz I'm looking at him he's looking at me I'm like just steal it but he he tries to play me in front of the entire store while he's ringing his stuff up he makes the beat noise with his mouth he didn't even do it right like You got to act this out go all in raise your pitch at least he's [Music] like

like the produce is not even supposed to make a sound you're beeping un beable stuff when I got invited to come and America's Got Talent Champions it was like all my dreams came true at once I thought he was going to be a singer so I decided to do some research on the judges did you know that backstage there Are five hairdressers three makeup artists a wardrobe department and a whole team of nutritionists and that's just to maintain Simon's New [Applause] Look Heidi my mom told me that you are Victoria Secret super model and she

showed me one of your videos but then Dad came home from work and we watched all your videos ARA Anda Again I got a motorcycle I don't like telling people I have a motorcycle cuz every time I tell someone they always got to tell me a story about how their friends crashed on a motorcycle you know like why do people have to be so negative I don't go up the pregnant women telling them my dad left you know what I'm saying so annoying so annoying I walked at my apartment one time right I walked in

my apartment and my neighbor walked To me she was like oh my God you got a motorcycle are you stars are you start you better be careful I got in a car wreck the other day my car flipped eight times I'm lucky to be alive blessed right she black by the way everyone around us was like you know that was that is crazy that your car flip eight times you're alive you are blessed you know and I'm I'm over here thinking who the heck counted right like who is that c when their cars flipping In

the air one like who's doing it my name is preacher thank you so much I appreciate it that's no we need more we need more I'm kind of Clueless you know but it seems to me kids today are a little bit entitled am I right right okay so my daughter turns 16 and she says mom I want to go to coella and I want you to get me a hotel room oh yeah I know I'm like you're 16 listen to yourself a hotel room I mean if you can't find a Guy who can afford a

van by now I mean really oh my good when I grew up my mom and her friends they partied 24/7 you know they always always brought flas on field trips okay right so I go on my daughter's first field trip I take my flask right hoe I'm not going to get on a bus full of first graders sober not n whatever okay it's take out my flask you know have a little sip and all the other field trip moms they just go ballistic They're like she's got a flask she's got a flask you know like

I'm some kind of terrorist right like calm down bage I'm not driving this bus I can teach you how to do Ryan Reynolds But first you have to do Jim Carrey's voice and in order to do Jim Carrey just imagine yourself as a giant Canadian bird okay hi there Jes a I have some voices for [Laughter] you take that Canadian bird down to a sexy whisper and you have Ryan Reynolds hi there I have some voices for you judges I hope you enjoy them that did sound like Ryan re oh my God okay here's how

to do Seth Rogan's voice yeah take Santa Claus's laugh H ho ho now imagine Santa Claus eats a different kind of [Laughter] [Applause] cookie this is a crazy job I just lie down chimneys and I deliver packages to kids and eat their cookies now you can do that I have a twin sister and I actually don't talk a lot about being a twin because people ask really stupid twin questions like whenever I say I'm an identical twin without fail someone will go do you guys look alike we are very different Personality-wise me and my sister

I'm very silly and playful my sister's very dark and sarcastic and she has low self-esteem which is weird cuz she has my face do you know what it's like when someone that looks exactly like you calls you up and goes I feel so ugly good that is our face you know I'm not from California but I look like I am just another wobbly guy on a Sidewalk I made eight bucks walking over here thank you hey can you guys see this bracelet yeah yeah good make [Laughter] sureair everybody always thinks that this is one of

those copper magnetic healing bracelets like hey does that thing work I'm like oh yeah man I was in a wheelchair last week I'mma put it on this arm next Week I better take it off soon though you know I don't want to get too better might mess up my show and then I have to figure out how to be a magic singing ventriloquist or [Laughter] whatever let's just say we're not getting a puppet on that thing oh my God I just got the citizenship yeah until I at my citizenship I never had a road Rage

if somebody cut me off I'd be like oh so sorry I was driving too slow but the day I got the citizenship somebody cut me off I'm like what the heck you can't cut me off this is my land that's when I realized I become true American oh that's great he's hilarious because I felt entitled oh before the citizenship somebody hold the door for me I run really fast I'm Like thank you so much after the citizenship I'm like you hold the door you peasant I got sassy I love her it very hard of me

growing up he used to call me a huge waste you see both of my parents wanted me to become a lawyer never even came close to becoming a lawyer but I was once involved in a suit but I've since traveled the world went to Spain fell madly in love with a Spanish sundress and we broke up and I was pantalones yeah I love him but I'm happily married now a my wife and I are Polly it's poly eser our daughter Capri brought home a pair of sweatpants hey I want to be a supportive father but

I want to see her date someone iron with a crease this guy Looked like he'd been donated she asked if he could spend the night I said in my house you'll sleep in separate drawers you know the problem when you go to a nursing home and you look like me yeah they wouldn't let me out the only reason I'm here tonight is I had to get a night pass from the front Des the first thing I found out when I get old is that young people hate old people oh is that Right really did you

ever drive behind an old person yes does this look familiar yes yeah the worst thing I'm experiencing now at 80 is that my hearing has gotten awful I'm talking to this woman the other day and she tells me she has a peanut allergy right I misheard the word I said what happen she said I start choking and gagging I applied to work at the Coco Foundation when I was in college uh and they rejected me because I have hearing loss but yes Boo the Coco Foundation uh they told they told me I was a liability

issue because if the gorilla were to sneak up on me I would not be able to hear it which I can't say with any degree of certainty uh but probably that seems true um so you guys seem like a nice crowd full of hearing people so I'm just going to toss this question out of the room um what are y'all going to do Different if a gorilla sneaks up on you yeah thank you I would love to know that makes a lot of sense DM me after the show I am just desperate to know what

HomeField Advantage y'all have uh with your two second Head Start ridiculous nothing nothing the only thing you're going to do different than me is die scared that's it um yo this is a true story when I was 10 years old my parents sent me to Tourette's Camp yeah that's where the joke should End it's a real place and I didn't realize it till this moment but I found out that when other people twitch it makes me Twitch more so on the first day they put us in a circle with a hundred kids oh the kid

next to me did a shoulder roll and my Tourette saw that and took that as a challenge and I threw him a head flop the girl next to him did a full Body twitch and everybody saw that and all hell broke loose that is funny some of my charts I can't explain whether they're true I just know from experience this is what's going to happen here's the locker room at my gym I am the blue dot I walk in I start to get changed the minute I get all my clothes off 12 guys walk in

and this is where their lock is are that is so true it defies statistics sometimes Statistics sounds scary but it's not when you look at it from a different angle when I first got married I heard 44% of marriages end in divorce that's a scary number think about that 4 my wife and I are like do we stand a chance think of the other side if 44% of marriages end in divorce you know what that means 56% of marriages end in death till death to us part those are the two ways that marriages end folks

if if you're married enjoy it now It does not end well give it up for my dad Jal Kelly the comedian I love that dude but he's a loser why oh my God I'm 7 years old and we have the same job the other day he was like hey Hunter are you going to work tonight if you going I'm going we have the same job my roommate's actually white and He's like uh this is racist not all white people are seral killers I'm like well it looks like all seral killers are white here buddy we're

on season 14 come on you know what I'm saying it's a clean sweep let's go and I feel bad cuz white people actually the only people in the world that can be serial killers there's no other ethnicity in the world that can get away with eight unsolved murders in a row you know what like you don't think black people want to be serial killers Of course they do they cannot could you imagine a black serial killer he would get pulled over on the way to getting supplies he has even done anything yet come on Indians

Asians Hispanics we can't be serial killers our family is way too nosy my mom's an old Indian lady she's a snitch my mom will just show up there is a rope what happened to the duct tape where is a bleach I'm calling the cops I'm like come on Mom you raised me don't Do this I'm your son come on I'm 34 I don't look 34 I I don't look any age I just look like I've been through stuff and 34 is a difficult age because it's not old but it's old enough that the world's changed

like I I'm old enough to remember time was you saw fow with a neck tattoo well then you thought oh I'm about to see a dead body now you see a fellow with a neck tattoo all you think is oh this latte is going to be Amazing and and you got to do things to stay young I I do things to stay young I I recently borrowed money from my parents for those of you who never borrowed money from your parents the crew will know this the celebrities will not you have to gather your parents

together and go hello Mother Father you know how you're supposed to teach me responsibility well you failed and that comes with a hefty fine I just got broken up with it was an Open relationship means you can be with anybody you want I didn't know this apparently the girl can also do that you guys don't read the fine prints and my girl got the first person I made the mistake of asking her this guy's name she told me you ever hear somebody's name and then know immediately that this person is a better lover than you

I was like what's his name she's like Alejandro I'm like No no Alejandro you you you couldn't be with uh Eugene you know or or assignment you couldn't do assignment you couldn't do assignment you couldn't do [Applause] assignment listen listen if you're not laughing right now if you're not laughing right now your name is Eugene all right Every Eugene here is like actually I've heard they're pretty vigorous okay yeah so I I met this guy and it was a relief because his name was alandro but his voice was Eugene straight up he comes he's like

hey man how's it going I'm like much better now as soon as my son touched my finger I knew I would die for him I don't even know this dude but I would die for my son the first time I see him the first Time I touch him I would die for my son isn't that crazy we do that fellas yeah that's right cuz we wouldn't do that for our wives what oh I'm feeling the heat from the wh hey hang on hang on let me explain ladies hang on hang on look ladies the first

time we see you or touch you is usually on the first date no dude in this world is dying for you on the first date now let me make you feel better about the situation if you're on a first date and a dude looks At you and goes I would die for you you better run cuz that dude's about to kill you but I would die for my wife now 100% it took a couple years but we got there that's right if a car jumped the curb and was headed her way I would push out

the way and take the hip myself that's how much I love her cuz we've all dated people we wouldn't die for right that same car jumps the curve you're like sh I guess it was day time I guess it was a Time the Lord works in mysterious ways I'm the type of guy ladies that will offer you my jacket if it's cold outside I will offer you my jacket U but I'm not the type of guy that uh Once you turn that down then uh you get cold later offers off the table you uh you

obviously make bad decisions and uh we shouldn't both suffer for that I just found out that I might need glasses uh for reading so I had to make the hard decision you know to stop Reading um I got colors and shapes down I'm pretty good I got Silhouettes made out I knew I was getting older by the way when I started rooting against the kids in scary movies remember how you watch Friday the 13th Halloween teenagers do something stupid or rebellious but you still want them to make it you want them to live you're like

run in a barn he's coming run in a barn now I'm like your mom and Dad told you not to leave the house [Music]