The Social Media Stalker Song (Parody of "Every Breath You Take" by the Police)

Every post you make Every pic you take Every tweet you make Every heart you break I'll be stalking you. I see you every day Hear the words you say Play the games you play Every night and day I'll be stalking you. Oh you're not free There's no privacy And all it takes are the rules you break.

The random friends you make Party pix you take The words are not opaque Each mistake you make I'll be stalking you. When you're gone - I'm still there - you leave a trace Your GPS is on and you don't erase All day, all night, I can always - see your face Your public private settings are a disgrace I'm still stalking you … daily… it's easy Oh you should be, So creeped out by me Your privacy's gone so totally The selfie pic you made Your checking-in tirade Details displayed Say you're not afraid But I'm stalking you.