I'm quitting steel a brain rot unless I can beat Cruz in a lucky block race. If he loses, he quits steal a brain rot. If I lose, I quit steal a brain rot.
So, we're going to open 10 festives uh and then 10 secret lucky blocks. Whoever loses literally quit steal a brain rot. Let me do my intro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay. >> And [screaming] Oh.
OH, YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE DONE. YOU'RE SO DONE, BRO.
>> I'm done. YOU GOT A FREAKING TRIPLE LEADER, BRO. >> That's the best thing, bro.
That's literally so good. >> It's okay. Now, I I'll literally get a triple lead, too.
They're not hard to get. >> NO. >> YEAH.
YEAH. TAKE THAT, LITTLE PUNK. >> OKAY.
WAIT. Can we just say right now, if one of us gets the reindeer, we automatically win? >> Yeah.
That's not happening, though. Oh, wait. Actually, it is cuz I'm about to get it right here.
>> No, you're not. OH, DUDE. >> YEAH.
OH, NICE REINDEER. Nice reindeer. Yeah.
You want to see what a reindeer actually looks like? >> Yeah. Let's see.
Cruz. Thanks, Catherine, for the 50. >> I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER >> OH, YEAH.
THERE'S ONE POINT for me, one point for Cruz. A zero point. >> Cruz gets a point.
Cruz gets a point. This is not looking healthy right now. Oh, boy.
>> Yeah, because you sure know a lot about healthy, don't you? >> Shut your Okay, you are the most I am. LET'S GO.
YOU'RE SO DONE, BRO. IS THAT TWO POINTS or still one point? >> You think one point?
You think you're so tough with lost 25? You think you're so tough with that? >> You're not getting it, bro.
I just got a lost. That's so rare. You're not beating that.
You're not beating that. >> You think you're so tough WITH THAT, >> OKAY? It's one to one.
It's one to one. >> All right. One to one.
One to one. >> One to one. One to one.
>> One to one. All right. Next up, another lo backto back lost 25s.
Thank you. Back to back, baby. Back to back.
my dog on it. All right, it's okay. It's okay.
I'm saving up my luck for this one. >> I'm get the snowbody this time. Whatever.
>> Yeah, you're going to get a pencil. Thank you. >> YEAH.
YEAH. TWO POINTS, CRUZ. ONE point steak.
Take that. >> Ow. Ow.
>> I'm going to do that to you in real life if you win, by the way. Hope you know that. >> Oh, you know what I'm going to do to you in real life?
>> Oh, I'm so scared. You're like 4 foot three, bro. Oh, I'm literally taller than you, buddy.
>> All right. Okay. What are you going to get?
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. >> Okay.
Good. Good. That's good.
That's hard to beat. That's actually hard to beat. >> That's hard to beat.
>> Okay. Stop talking, bro. You don't have aura.
You do not have aura, bro. >> Just give up. Give up.
>> I'm not a quitter, bro. >> Thank you. Okay, it's two to two, chat.
We're tied up, >> dude. TWO TO TWO. I [screaming] DON'T LIKE THIS.
Two to two. Okay. >> Two two.
Tutti. The tutti toty tata. You remember that?
>> I don't. >> Okay. All right.
I'm gonna go with this middle one right here. This is going to be a uh Santa Pot. >> Nope.
Santa pod hotspot. Santa Pod hotspot in three, two, one. Think.
[laughter] >> Well, you're going to get one, too, bro. You're getting No, >> I'mma get a uh snow buddy, whatever it's called right here. Yeah, >> dude.
Why do you keep getting those? >> Three to two. Three to two, bucko.
>> Bro, this is getting mad annoying, chat. I can't lie, bro. I keep getting that.
>> What's annoying about aura, bro? >> Okay, it's about to be three to three cuz I am getting a Santaod hot spot right here. Thank you.
Okay, Tripolito, I'll take that. You know what? I'll take that.
>> HEY, TRIPLE IS PRETTY hard to beat. I can't lie. I can't lie.
Triple is hard to beat. >> Yeah, you might be screwed here. >> Unless you're cruise.
Unless of a cruise. [ __ ] on it. >> Okay, three to three.
Um, THIS IS GETTING CRAZY. >> OH, I HATE THIS. >> OH, I hate this.
>> I hate this so much. Go open the lucky block, bro. >> Okay, stop stop being zesty, bro.
All right, [sighs and gasps] chat. Right now, I need to get myself a beautiful reindeer and I will win this whole thing and Cruz will be forced to quit. It's three to three.
Let's go. Come on. Gamble.
Gamble. I love gambling. I LOVE GAMBLING.
YES. >> WHAT? >> THAT'S GOOD.
THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD. That's hard to beat. That's >> what >> That's lowkey hard to beat when you think about it, bro.
>> Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
Okay. That does not work, bro. >> Yep.
Yes, it does, BRO. WATCH THIS, BABY. I'll get a trapo.
COME ON, TRAPITO. >> YES. >> ALL RIGHT.
Three to four. Steak is now in the lead. >> Let's go.
>> Got it. >> All right. All right.
>> Son of a biscuit. I'm so cooked. >> Okay.
Creek. >> Son of a biscuit. Okay.
>> All right. This right here is going to be Let me feel it actually. Uh, okay.
Interesting. Interesting. No.
No. Uh, I need to look inside of it. Okay.
This is going to be No, it's a Santa Pod hotspot. I can tell. >> I can I think it's a pencil.
>> Told you. What did I say? I literally told you, bro.
Told you. I told you. >> Yeah, that's right.
I told you. >> CGT Cruise Gang, rise up. Let's beat him, bro.
Lock in. Oh, heck no. Oh, heck no.
No. No. No.
No. No. No.
No. No. I am on your level.
I'm above your level. >> Yeah. Really?
Nice pencil. You are so screwed. It's five to three, bro.
Five to three. How many lucky blocks do you have left? >> I have three.
>> Oh, you have three. No, no, you have two. >> No, I have three.
One of the first four. Oh, wait. >> You have two.
>> One of the first, two on the second. >> Oh, you do. You do.
Okay. I also have three. I also have three.
Okay. All right, Cruz. The score is what?
>> Five to three. >> It's about six to three. It's about to be six to three, baby.
Let's go. Get a pencil. Come on.
W chat. W chat. W chat W.
>> NO WAY, BRO. WHAT? >> Stake is winning so far.
We still have secret blocks after this, though, so don't get too excited, chat. >> Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo. What?
>> And it's now 6 to 3, ladies and gentlemen. W steak. >> Bro, bro, bro.
I'm gonna have to quit. I'm gonna have to quit. >> You are.
Come here, Cruz. >> If I have to quit stab, I will be homeless. You will see me next stream and I will be homeless.
>> And okay, Panda, I'll take that. >> Okay. Okay.
I'LL TAKE THAT, TOO. I'LL take that, too. >> Yeah.
Okay. >> That's beatable. That's beatable.
>> I mean, true. When you think about it, it is beatable >> because I'm going to get a triple right here. >> I'm not getting a tripo, bro.
>> Sorry. I I did not mean to do that. I did not mean I was doing a method, bro.
I was doing a method, >> bro. What? >> I was trying to do something, bro.
I was trying to block the other guy. >> Wait, what? Bro, I was trying to block the other guy.
Bro, chill. Oh my god. I would I just beat you again.
Seven to three. Oh my. >> No, no, no, bro.
My My No, no, no, no. My real aura is in secret luggage blocks. >> All right, my turn.
How many more do you have? Two or one? >> Yep.
No, I have one more. >> Okay, I have one on the top floor and I'll open the diamond. >> I do it.
>> If I get a reindeer right here, Cruz, >> you're getting a pencil, bro. >> Oh my gosh. Let's freaking go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's see what the other one would have been just for fun. [snorts] >> Okay.
Okay. I mean, it'll be a pencil, but >> it's going to be a reindeer, I think. >> Okay.
Yeah. See, I chose a better one. I chose a better one.
Let's go. All right. You got to beat Tripolito.
You got to be the Tripolito Cruz. You got to be >> If I DON'T BEAT TRIPLE, IT'S GENUINELY OVER. I'm losing this.
If I don't beat Triple, there's no chance of recovery. >> Oh, okay. Seven to four.
It is 74. Seven to four. Seven.
>> You could You could make a comeback here, Cruz. I can't lie. Wait, can I take this the Tripolito?
Bro, WHY WOULD YOU SELL IT? Uh oh my god. You wanted it.
>> Can you? OH MY. WHAT?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A LUCKY BLOCK RACE. Not you scamming me, >> bro. I did not mean to do that, bro.
>> Bro, >> I thought you were the other guy, bro. >> Bro, you know what they say to scammers? >> What do they say?
>> They have bad luck coming their way. >> All right, you ready to lose? >> What is the current score?
It's seven to four. You're down three. No way you make a comeback, bro.
We both got our lucky blocks. >> All right. If one of us gets a lost secret, we automatically win.
Okay. >> No, no, no. That's That's just two points.
You get two points. Oh, that. Okay.
That would have been a bro. I'm not going to lie. I have a slight feeling I'm going to get a lost secret today, >> bro.
No freak. You're not. I've never opened this many secret box.
>> Lost secret right here. >> Okay. What?
Bro, like what? Bro, >> you are so done, bro. 8 to four.
Yeah. GG's. >> GG's.
GG's. I am so lucky today. Oh my god.
>> What even is this, bro? [laughter] >> Bro, you're so screwed, DUDE. OH MY GOD.
WHAT? >> BRO, WHAT? >> ZEST.
>> OKAY, >> BRO. I'm literally going to get a torp. Please get a torp.
Please get torp. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Well, guess what, buddy? Watch this toilet.
Watch this toilet. Watch this toilet. >> The only toilet you're using is the poop toilet, >> MAN.
A BISCUIT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LOT, BRO? >> 84 still.
>> Oh my. >> We're still 84, buddy. Still 84.
You're so done. You're going to have to quit. Steal a brain rod.
>> You're going to have to quit and be homeless, bro. >> You're literally going to be homeless. >> You're going to get kicked out of the house.
Oh my god, bro. You're embarrassing this family. What are you doing?
You got another tort. >> OH, MOM, >> SHUT UP. >> You realize if you get a tort like it's over because I can't lose.
>> Yeah, I know. >> Watch this pot. >> Dang it.
>> Nice. >> Okay. >> You want to see?
I'll show you sock. >> I'll show I'll show you sock. >> All right.
Show. Show me knee sock. Yeah, THAT'S A REALLY NICE UP.
>> YO, CRUZ, YOUR ESOC is looking a little pink there, buddy. It's very strange. >> Shut the freak up, >> bro.
Stop hitting me. What is wrong with you, bro? >> Dude, I'm actually going to cry, bro.
>> Dude, look, Cruz, >> everything's going to be fine. >> Hey. Oh, [laughter] okay.
I'm joking. I'm joking. Come back.
Come back. >> HEY, I GET A POINT FOR THAT. I GET A POINT for that.
>> Oh, you know what? Five. Cruz.
I'll give you a point. You'll still lose, bro. Okay.
You'll You'll still lose. >> I GET I GET NO, I GET TWO points for every time you've done that to me. THAT'S THE THIRD TIME.
>> NO, BRO. >> I get two points. It's eight to six.
It's 8 to six. >> It's eight. Okay.
You know what? Fine. It's 8 to six.
I give you two points and I will still win, buddy. >> It's about to be eight to seven. Look at this.
>> Really? Really? Let's see.
>> Pot right here. Pot. >> Yeah.
It's a NICE TORT. >> OH YEAH. [screaming] YEAH.
HONK. TAKE THAT. >> OH YEAH.
Oh yeah. >> Yeah. >> Okay.
Oh yeah. >> Get a tor. Get a tor.
If you get a tor, I can still win. If you get a tor, I can still win. Come on.
Get a tor. Son of a skate. Let's go.
>> Eight to seven. >> Yeah. Eight to seven.
My turn. Come on. All right.
Watch this. Pot on spot. YEAH.
TAKE THAT. TAKE THAT. YEAH.
>> Oh crap. All right. Take your take your Levaka back.
I want my point back. >> Uh, no, no, no, no. It's 8 to seven.
If you get a tour, I get the point. >> YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES. OH MY GOSH.
OH my gosh. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. [laughter] Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
Okay. Okay. >> Oh no.
All right. Bet. Hot right here.
Where you at? Where you at? Get off my Get out my base.
[ __ ] No, >> that's bad. I got a tour. That's bad.
>> Ladies and gentlemen, >> another ESOC. >> No, you're not getting that. >> YES.
YES. NEITHER OF US GET A POINT. OKAY, that's good.
That's good. That's good. >> Okay, if it's a tie, I get the lead cuz I gave you points.
>> Uh, no. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Dang it. Come on. Come on.
Go. Go. Get it.
Go. Get a tortoini. Get a tortogi.
I feel it. Wait. I smell it.
I smell it. I smell torini. >> Pot.
Hot spot. Pot spot. >> Tour to guinea.
Tour to guinea. Yeah, >> IT'S TIED UP. >> EIGHT TO EIGHT, BABY.
>> IT'S TIED UP. >> YEAH. EIGHT TO EIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. BET. >> We're all tied up.
>> Hey yo. All right, Esoch. Is I'm going to win it all.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Come on.
>> No. No. No.
Whoever wins. Come on, baby. Sabr.
>> YES. OH MY GOSH. 9 TO8.
>> 9 TO8. 9 TO EIGHT. 9 to eight.
9 to8. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
Cruz, you're done. >> 9 to8. 9 to eight.
9 to eight. I lose this round. It's gone.
>> Okay. Are you playing a stupid aura song or something? What's taking so long?
Give me an esock, baby. Wait, wait, wait. I have to go hit your esock for good luck.
I have to go hit your esock for good luck. >> I don't think that works. >> If I cruise, just open it.
>> Lose this round. >> Just open it. Come on.
>> Turn around. Turn around. TURN AROUND.
TURN AROUND. TURN AROUND. >> I'M NOT TURNING AROUND.
I'M not turning around for a torque, bro. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to my two-point lead with this final secret lucky block. I want to say thank you to all the fans who showed up.
And I want to say everybody, make sure you subscribe with those notifications on so that you can watch Cruz become homeless in the snow, in the cold. There's >> no snow, buddy. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I won.
Cruz, you have to quit. Sell your best stuff right now. Sell your best stuff right now.
>> I did. I already joined the public with all my [ __ ] I lost my 2. 4 billion cookie milky.
I I'm not selling more. >> Okay, so then I'll just sell I'll sell your uh strawberry lvaka for you then. >> No, no, >> Cruz.
I I'll sell it for you, Cruz. I'll sell >> Cruz. Okay, I'll just sell your uh unless you rejoin.
I'LL SELL YOUR OTHER ONE. CRUZ, YOU HAVE TO QUIT, BRO. You have to quit.
>> I did. >> NO, CRUZ, YOU GOT TO QUIT, BRO. >> I'm not selling my luck.
>> Cruz, you got to quit, dude. >> Bro, can I please just stream the update tomorrow? That's it.
Please, >> can I please stream the update tomorrow? Stake. >> Cruz, >> please.
Bro, >> Cruz, >> please. >> You have to quit. I won.
>> Bro, chat, CAN I STREAM THE UPDATE TOMORROW? Yes or no? >> All right.
You know what, Cruz? Listen. >> What?
If you go homeless tonight, then yes, I'll let you stream the update tomorrow. >> Okay, fine. >> But I got to sell your strawberry lvaka.
[snorts] >> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, [screaming] NO, NO, NO, NO. THAT THING IS >> LOOK, CRUZ, I'm going to let you see it and >> I leaked the server link. I leaked the server link.
Stake, stake, I will leak the server. I I will send the whole server link to my chat right now. I already leaked it, but >> I already changed it.
I already changed it. It doesn't even matter cuz I knew you would do that. I knew you would pull that card.
>> Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Chat, join, chat, join, chat, join, chat, join, chat, join, chat, join, join, join, join, JOIN, JOIN, JOIN, JOIN. >> AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS why I have two servers.
>> Oh, stop. Actually, stop. You know how hard it was for me to get that?
>> How hard is it? I guarantee someone gave it to you. Someone definitely just gave it to you.
>> No, they didn't. I fused it on admin abuse. Do you not remember that?
Come on, bro. They have feelings. IT OH, IT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
>> SORRY. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Sorry. I'm sorry. Did you just say they have feelings?
>> IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. >> OKAY, CRUISE. CRUZ, open a festive.
If you get a secret out of the festive, I will give it back to you. >> So, okay. I got to get What is it?
A secret. >> Secret or better? >> You won't sell it?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Come on, Sammy.
[laughter] >> Wait, Cruz, what did you get? I didn't see. What'd you get?
I didn't see. Cruz. Cruz, what'd you get?
I didn't I didn't see >> I got I got I got to stand up on hotspot. I got to send a hotspot. >> Okay.
Really? Uh join my game and show me. >> I already sold it.
>> No, you didn't. >> I already sold it. I already sold.
>> Okay. Let me just go to your stream and check real quick. >> No, bro.
It's I deleted it from the stream. It got cut out of the stream. >> Let me just make sure.
Okay, so he opened. Okay. And he got a Oh.
Well, Cruz, um, go ahead and say goodbye, >> bro. Stop. Bro, stop, bro.
Stop, bro. >> Okay, you know what, Cruz? I'll give you one more try.
All right, one more try. >> What? What do you want, bro?
Like, you >> One more try. >> What? >> On a festive.
One more try on a festive. All right. I want to see you.
>> Send me the link. Send me the link. >> But this time, you have to get a Santa pot hotspot or better.
I'll I'll allow you to open five of them. And if you get a Santa Pot hotspot, you will be graciously allowed to take it back. >> I have to get a Santa pot hotspot or better or else you sell my strawberry vodka, aka my prized possession.
>> Yep. >> Bet. >> Okay, first one up.
Let's see. >> Sounds like a good deal to me cuz I'm about to get ONE RIGHT HERE. >> GOD DARN IT, BRO.
>> ALL RIGHT, CRUZ, LISTEN. All right, if you don't get one, I'm going to sell it. All right, it'll be gone.
>> I quit. If you sell it, I quit. >> It'll be gone forever, Cruz.
What do you mean you quit? You have to quit because you lost the challenge anyway. Today's just not your day, bro.
Today is just not Cruz's day, is it? Oh. Oh.
Oh, Cruz. Wait, what are the chances for one? >> 10%, bro.
That's why you should have taken the 10% deal cuz there's a high likelihood that you would have gotten one. >> I didn't even get one before we did it, bro. >> Yeah, but that's cuz you're due.
You're due. >> I'm not dookie, bro. I'm not dooky.
dog poop channel. I'm not webbing. Bro, >> you said you would quit, steal the brain rot.
I know. This was my >> kid. That was the most useless scream of all time, >> bro.
Okay, this is my last one, bro. This is my last one. >> This is it, Cruz.
>> This my last boss. Come on, Santa. Wait.
Five more. Five more. Five more.
>> Okay, but if you lose, you have to give me this train. >> NO. SCREW IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT? UH, you know, fine. Fine.
Fine. Fine. Fine.
Fine. >> Okay. That's my tax cruise.
If you don't get a Santa pot with five more, you have to give me the tranutsu. >> Okay. >> You sure you want to do you sure you want to be those odds?
>> I I like those odds. All right. >> Come on, Cruz.
Come on. Just kidding. >> I will get a set up on Ospot right here.
>> Okay. >> If you get one on the first try. No.
Stop. Don't do them all. Why would you, bro?
Cuz I know I have good luck when I do the numbers. >> Cruz, you have two left. >> You have two.
Only two. I don't think you're going to do it, Cruz. I think unfortunately >> I will do it, bro.
I will do it. >> You know, Cruz, I want I want you to get it, bro. Like, I want you to, but you're MAKING IT REALLY >> BREAK UP.
YOU ARE THE MANIPULATORS HERE. You're the one trying to sell my sis, >> bro. You're making it really difficult to get Cruz.
You're making it difficult to root for you, bro. >> You're just doing so terrible. You're You're doing so awful.
>> You are the biggest manipulator ever, bro. You're the one who's going to sell my thing and you're saying you're rooting for me? >> You lost a challenge, bro.
You lost a challenge, bro. Like, you have to quit anyway, so who cares, >> dude? >> It's pixels, bro.
It's pixels. >> It's not Fenny anymore, bro. Come on.
>> Okay, >> all right, Cruz. Listen. I'll buy YOU ONE CUZ MY LUCK.
I DON'T EVEN CARE. STEAL my shoes. I don't care.
I don't I don't want to. Here. Sell one.
I'll buy you one more. I'll buy you one more. >> Sell my shoes.
>> Sell one thing. Sell one thing. Sell one thing.
Sell one thing. >> Sell one thing. I'll buy you I'll buy you one more.
>> No, bro. I don't want one. I'm not going to get >> You're being so annoying.
Just let me buy you one. All right. Come on, >> bro.
>> I have the luck. Okay. I'm helping you out here.
I have all the luck. >> This is your last one, >> bro. Come on.
>> All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, um unfortunately Cruz has uh >> lost this challenge. He now has to quit steal brain rot.
Um I think uh I think he's crying right now because he went quiet. Um, he's probably playing sad music. Uh, please clip this.
Y Oh, >> Dang, chat. >> Bro, you can't just sell my strawberries. >> Why not?
>> Do you know how hard I worked for them? I spent like three hours getting those from chat and now you're just going to sell them. >> You got them from >> Think of the kid I stole it from, bro.
Imagine what he's thinking. That you're just going to sell it and waste it? >> Say goodbye, Cruz.
Just say goodbye. Anything you want to say? >> Wait, wait, wait.
What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?
What do you mean? >> Is there ANYTHING YOU WANT TO >> STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. >> LOOK, I'll let you say goodbye to it.
>> Goodbye, Lvaka. >> Is there anything you want to say to it? >> You're my best friend for a while.
Thank you for giving me so many streams. You're the best, Waka. Thank you.
>> Now, Cruz, you know what? I'm gonna do something even worse. What?
FUSE IT, BRO. BRO. L steak.
L steak. Bro, not bro. YOU CAN'T JUST YOU HAVE MY LEVAKA.
STOP. STOP. STAKE.
STEAK. STEAK. THAT THING IS SO RARE.
STEAK. THERE'S NOT NOT THAT MANY OF THOSE IN THE WORLD. STOP.
STAKE. STEAK. STEAK.
STEAK. STEAK. STEAK.
STAKE. There are not that many of those in the world. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop, bro. Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro. Steak, steak, steak, steak, steak.
There are not that many of those in the world. Stop. Stop, bro.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop. Stop, bro. Bro, stop.
>> Dang, these are actually dookie odds. Wow. >> Yeah.
Yeah. Don't, bro. Come on.
Do not waste my strawberries on these. Do not waste my strawberries on this, bro. >> Bro, don't stop, bro.
>> Bro, come on, bro. Come on. Come on, bro.
Oh my Everyone unsub. No, no, no. Chat, stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop.
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You guys are not actually unsubbing, right?
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YO YO. OKAY. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
GUYS, CRUZ, tell them to stop. Cruz, tell him to stop. >> I am crying right now because of what you did, Stake.
>> Cruz, MAKE THEM STOP. I'M I'M NOT TELLING THEM TO STOP, BRO. >> CRUZ, MAKE HIM STOP.
>> YOU MADE ME CRY. >> NO, >> CRUZ. I'M SERIOUS.
MAKE HIM STOP. >> I'M TELLING THEM JUST UNSUB. EVERYBODY UNSUB from him.
He's using my strawberries. >> Okay. That's like stealing candy from a kid.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU'RE A GROWN MAN. I stop.
>> Cruz, make him stop. >> I AM CRYING. YOU made me cry.
Say sorry, >> CRUZ. NO. UNSUB.
>> Oh yeah, Cruz too can play this game. >> Yeah. >> Pull up your sub count, Cruz.
Pull up your sub count. >> Glazer is going to unsub. Yeah.
Who's in the right here? >> YO, PULL UP YOUR SUBS. PULL UP YOUR SUBS.
CRUZ. Pull them up right now. Let me see.
>> Pull up my subs. I know nobody's going to unsub for me because you're here. Oh, really?
Really? >> Nobody's going to unsub, Chad. You're a piece of, BRO.
HE >> EVERYONE UNSUB TO CRUZ NOW. [cheering and applause] >> NO, NO, NO, NO. Prove prove him wrong.
Prove him wrong. Sub. Prove him wrong.
>> Everyone watching, unsub to Cruz. Unsub to Cruz right now, chat. Unsub to Cruz >> right now.
>> No, chat. Sub to me. Actually, you know what?
No, no, no, no, no, no. Prove him right. >> Turn that off.
[music] >> Oh, chat. Prove him right. Prove him wrong.
Sub. Everyone suck. Unsett.
>> Yes. Yes. Yes.
>> CG cruise gang sub. Please, bro. Please.
>> Bruce, you're done. >> You made me cry. >> The egg army cannot be stopped.
>> Oh, it's going up. Cruz, it's going back UP AND YOURS IS GOING DOWN. >> YEAH, it's going down.
>> Cruz, yours is actually going down a lot, bro. I'm >> I think you forgot one thing, bro. >> Cruz.
Cruz. Mine's going up. >> You forgot one thing, Ste.
>> Yours is going up. >> You forgot one thing. What?
What? What? >> I have funk on my side, >> bro.
Funk is not going to do anything, bro. Cruz, what you don't understand is that the egg army is unstoppable, bro. >> Right now, chat, >> the egg army, all the bald eight-year-olds that they shave their head in my honor, they will never unsub to me.
My army, >> DO YOU KNOW HOW STRONG CRUZ GANG IS, BRO? >> OKAY. CG O B, bro.
CG O B C O B forever, bro. CG O on everything. Look at him, Chad.
Look at Look at ALL OF IT. OH MY GOSH, BRO. YOU'RE ACTUALLY LOSING so many.
I'm gaining so many. Oh my. Yeah, Cruz.
You're funk. Yeah. Doing a lot for you right now, bro.
Doing a lot for you. This is You're losing all your aura. First, you lose a LUCKY BLOCK BATTLE.
>> LET'S GO BACK UP, [ __ ] JUST GO BACK UP. YEAH. YEAH.
LET'S GO BACK UP. >> OH, YEAH. CRUZ GANG IS STRONGER than Steve.
Let me clap my hands and command my army to unsub. >> YEAH. WELL, WHY DO I CLAP MY HANDS AND HAVE EVERYBODY SUB?
>> Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I command you all to unsub to Cruz. Thank you, Cruz. Say goodbye to your subs.
You lost a lucky block race. You lost both your strawberries and you're losing subs. So, Cruz, in the end, the sub.
Actually, in the end, no. >> In the end, Cruz, who's the real winner? >> Me.
We are gaining back those subs that we just lost. We are gaining back those subs faster than your little army can unsub. Yeah.
>> Cruz, listen to me, buddy. I look forward to seeing you become homeless. Um, can't wait for that.
That's That's going to be very fun. Uh cannot wait for you to be homeless. We will all be watching.
Cruz has unfortunately lost all of his aura. Uh I don't have to quit stealing Brain Rod. Um so that's a good thing.
My bank account is going to love me for that. Um shout out to everybody who uh cheered for me the whole time because we all knew I was going to win. I have the most aura.
Let's be real.