luxury royalty [Music] wealth money this is the lifestyle of the richest of folk the top one percent a way of life that peasants could never understand the Commodities of this lifestyle include country clubs [Music] marrying your cousin but totally not in a weird way it's definitely just to keep the money in the families and the greatest one-up of all being able to buy on-brand items being able to buy Brands like Balenciaga and Gucci without worrying about burning a hole in your wallet must be the best feeling even more fulfilling having the money to buy on
brand Foods only the rich can afford Brands like Oreos and Honey Nut Cheerios believe me I tried buying that the other day and a cashier try kicking me out telling me uh sir you can't pay for your food with Monopoly money so I pulled out my 100 get anything for free coupon I can't afford the snobby on brand items like raisin brand don't look that up just just trust me most of us are just broke working nine to five at retail or dealing with annoying customers at fast food and when done with those jobs you
can't go buy an expensive Goods like Doritos you gotta save money that's when you go and get the off-brand items they're cheaper and they taste the same kind of a little sort of not really but there's nothing wrong with them that's why I hate seeing people make fun of these Foods as if they've never been into an Audi before sorry our privileged asses got to go to Target when I was your age I was living in the trenches of Trinidad down the street of Old block on 63rd up the [ __ ] of Harlem where
I sold rocks staying in a one bathroom studio apartment at the Bermuda Triangle we couldn't afford food like that when y'all was eating Pringles I was eating cracks they were very addictive you had published to eat Nutella I had the disprivileged to eat nutmaster it was very sticky in my mouth while you were enjoying cheese sandwiches with craft singles I was content with imitation pasteurized processed cheese food singles while you were enjoying M Ms at the movies I was partaking in h which stands for HIV and hives it gives you both and I couldn't even
get Reese's Pieces all I could afford was Reese's piece and I had to split it with my family while your family was enjoying the delicious lean ground beef I was devouring oh oh my I'm not complaining also even though this is technically not off brand but whenever I wanted ice cream I had to buy the ones in a box and I don't know who thought of this but this is the worst way to eat ice cream or anything why why would you put it in a cardboard box if the ice cream melts a single atom
it tastes like cardboard even if you freeze the melted Parts over it tastes like cardboard and since it's in a box once you open it you can never securely close it again which leaves it open for freezer burns which ruins it and even if you securely close the top the corners of the Box always have a little openings giving it freezer burns so there's no point if it melts a singular drop it tastes like cardboard even if you close it it still tastes terrible cardboard box ice cream is the worst imaginable is it really that
expensive to make ice cream and put it into a carton just because you shop at Audi doesn't mean we have to be served garbage whoever invented cardboard ice cream go eat your daddy's ass cheeks and tell me how that tastes cause I bet you 10 food that it tastes better than this piece of dookie that you serve for customers consumption [Music] anyways I lived in the hood and my struggles living in North Korea didn't stop at Food I couldn't even enjoy the entertainment I wanted to watch or play all I could get were bootlegs I
remember when GTA 5 came out and I asked my mom to get it and she said GTA we got GTA at home and then I downloaded go to Auto 3 online where you play as Andrew Tate driving and working out for money this is just as good as GTA 5. I also couldn't afford a PlayStation i instead got a GS5 by phony phony they didn't even try to sugarcoat it it's phony I also recall when Captain America Civil War hit theaters I was so stoked on seeing it but then I remembered I lived off of
food stamps not money so all I could afford was Captain battle Legacy War it were hero returns home to find his peaceful Town overrun by Nazis but with all those setbacks I could live with them who cares about getting on brand food as long as I'm eating that's all that really matters who cares about watching and playing the latest media as long as I'm up to date with the latest trends it's all that really matters like I know kids nowadays are saying what are those people who wear shoes I saw it in the latest Black
Panther movie you know I'm very hit the real problem was buying clothes because all I could afford were the off-brand fits and if you were like me living in the Bronx down in Cleveland at South Vietnam you wouldn't survive walking in fake clothing without getting savagely roasted I'd be getting the worst kind of stairs while everybody was walking in there Tommy Hill figures I was rocking to Tom Holland I tried fit it in I really did wearing my Supreme box logo with some Gucci to make it look a little nicer I even started wearing new
kicks better than any Nike you've ever worn in your life they're called mics each shoe sold separately but even though I was rocking the hardest faucet drip that I've ever worn in my entire existence to the people around me the drips out of that faucet muscle came from Ethiopia because my drip was not clean everyone laughed ridiculed me for wearing off-brand clothes all the kids at my school back at Shanghai did a mess with any of my clothes they were the whole reason why I moved from China back to my hometown Albuquerque everybody made fun
of me cause I was different because I couldn't afford the expensive stuff like North Face and Legos and Oreos off-brand is all I know it's not my fault my financial situation wasn't as secured as yours and so I caved in recently I can't handle the bullying no more they're all gonna learn not to make fun of me no more not again so I bought a gap shirt hey guys so I recently just got this Gap shirt a few days ago because people kept making fun of my fake clothes and if it went for one day
longer I might have just you know killed myself but it's all good now because now I have an on-brand shirt and I'll finally be invited to parties the ladies would start liking me I'll be just like my favorite protagonist from all those animes I watch I'll be just like him so yeah I ordered this shirt off of Amazon the other day and you wouldn't believe what they gave me you wouldn't believe it what is this this ain't cat Brothers gay I can't escape it the part of me now no matter where I go Sydney Johannesburg
Rio the off brand follows me it's become a part of me attached like Ben 10's watch I can't get rid of it I just have to accept it but I won't accept this to happen to anybody else so I donated 200 to save the children not sponsored I actually don't even know what they're saving the children from I just hope that saving them from these fake ass shitty ass clothes and giving them off-white and Jordans instead I don't think that's happening but still I'm Gonna Leave the link in the description if you want to donate
too I don't know what else to say other than I'll be wearing off brand clothes for the rest of my life and in conclusion
