JASON HAS A BABY?! - DOODLE DATE #5

days went by and Claire and I never left the apartment anything we wanted was at the palm of our hands this is where we get divorced right as days became weeks the passion and connection between us never let up I realized what it was to feel at home with someone especially someone who had frequent yeah that's applause but as the weeks became months and something strange started to happen oh the divorce papers yeah I guess sure what's it about no you don't whatsoever oh I don't think so I didn't notice anything different [Music] Oh what

do you mean well those doodle or tests are always Tony the wrong things come again listen I've I've gone down a rabbit hole that I can never escape from okay oh oh I see listen that's not what you say then someone approaches you and tells you that they are pregnant with your child oh I see tell me that that's exactly what I said to you oh that's nice [Laughter] probably shouldn't have told me yeah yeah I understand I guess I didn't realize that it was possible I mean we're not exactly biologically similar you are a

doodle you didn't know I am a human being that's why sketchy left us [Music] like if it was that easy I feel like you're making up the rules what I mean your dear drawing and and I'm a human so what's this baby I don't know this is gonna be good so am i I mean I never said I had a problem it I have always wanted to be dead and just it would be so soon I know listen she's like not happy about this whatsoever like her face she's like really upset with me right now

you can least smile at me when you tell me you're pregnant or cry wow she's saying it to me look this isn't a shock but I'm kind of excited happy even I love you Claire there's anyone I'd be okay with having a child with it'd be you I cannot with the face frankly I'm scared nothing how this kid could come out or even in what form it may be loss on you but the ramifications of a dude or mortal hydrator just listen this is like way too deep not feeling this [Music] I've been terrified for

the last you know 30 minutes who this drawl someone that could predict the future draw our baby how why you're pregnant okay how it works but don't even know what they would look like so so going on a doodle date that's how you got me no please please let's move forward I can't I can't everything that's going on I keep going draw my child or you're about to draw my child that's a lot of pressure to put on this drawing can't we just talk about this first I already knew we made mistakes but this is

just solidifying the be in danger so long as this thing is brewing inside of me just do it good look at her face man oh man okay sure draw your baby No you gotta draw the baby okay alright I'll draw the baby oh listen I'm scared I feel like she's gonna see it and she's gonna hate it and I made an adorable little baby look it's got Claire's dead eyes Oh got you all no no I can't anymore please please before I get attached let's move on cuz I know what's gonna happen no oh my

god stop I'm listen this music I'm actually really scared right now I'm really scared okay well what do you think you told me to draw your baby so here it is no oh no oh my please that needs you I need you what what's wrong no it's not possible you choose wrong you true oh I thought you said it couldn't be wrong because of my imaginary would you just tell me what's wrong listen I take the kid oh my god Claire wasn't thinking straight maybe it was the stress of pregnancy that gotten to her I

decided to let her have some space I took the baby okay while you make dinner I think I'm just gonna go and hang out in bed wait oh okay I'm I'm absolutely terrified hours passed and Claire was still working away in the kitchen I was starting to worry should I go talk to her comfort her perhaps I mean it's dark now before I can go I heard Claire's footsteps approaching I hid under the bed I'm not coming no you can't see me I'm hiding okay no no no she can't see me time to shove it

down your throat it was then I saw what was in Claire's hand it wasn't the fruit at all she had a knife so shoot shoot I nearly moved out of the way as she lunged and started stabbing at the spot in the bed but I was had to get the bed she couldn't find me listen listen I feel like this is just the universe like correcting my mistake okay they knew that this was not meant to be I need to be a sketchy somehow the universe is pushing me towards that in a really weird way

listen I have faith still I had to think fast find something to defend myself or better draw something to defend myself music is so calm now okay all right just what's my weapon what weapon do you think would be great look listen this is for you to decide okay all right I got this [Music] wait water I do a cannon that will stop her that will destroy her that'll also in my mi in my imagination it'll give us I'm in my mind it'll give us the advantage to get out of this world - oh is

this okay so we're gonna blow a hole opening this notebook and in her so we okay we've made a mistake we're gonna rectify it with a big weapon big weapon this how it a big weapon energy this is us and us is gonna give me back my baby [Music] [Laughter] okay I don't want to point out anything but that cannon is pointed someplace it probably shouldn't be boarded let's try to get the baby I think we just shot the baby no baby okay whatever okay you're trying to kill me [Music] as she passed on the

floor I grabbed her and began weeping crying because you know I didn't want to be here and I probably you know shouldn't have made the decisions that I made I tried everything I could to save her I guess that night but no amount of drawn paramedics or medical supplies seemed to help because I shot her with a cannon she seemed almost determined to die Wow listen I thought that if I picked the other option I would have gotten sketchy but instead I've murdered somehow to leave this place as no other Doodle was knowledgeable about the

rules of this place and there was no one left to send me back I accepted my fate and simply decided to live out the rest of my life in isolation no one could replace Claire and I was like near terrified to try I don't know what she was afraid of I didn't want to give myself an opportunity to find out until one day please please please Oh waiter I swear I swear I didn't recognize that voice wait but it sounded oddly familiar I didn't recognize it but it sounded familiar I caved into my curiosity and

opened the door oh you sounded familiar oh no listen baby how do I get out of here I couldn't believe my eyes it was our baby my eyes welled up as I immediately embraced my long-lost child how long have I been gone is it is it really you I thought I thought you I thought I shot you with a cannon I can't believe it have you seen sketchy no it's not okay as I held my child my arms I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my back because the baby stabbed me the baby really stabbed

me oh I looked behind me to see my child had plunged my own makeshift weapon into my backside the child literally was carrying the cannon set it up behind me as it was hugging me and shocked me with the Kremen it was all your fault for making a cannon no I don't see why I'm like you know I probably deserved everything that's happening right now oh yeah whoa whoa as I collapsed on the floor darkness came over me with what little vision I had left the last thing I saw was my child lifting a pencil

out of my pocket Oh No then silence nothing more but silence and darkness and I woke up in my real world maybe I died well then I didn't get sketchy sketchy never came back for me Wow yes she had the opportunity to save me but she never did I am really afraid now I I'm miss sketchy I was okay with the divorce we could get back together there was you know the bright side was I wasn't dead I know but now I'm dead I have a child and the child killed me so this is why

you don't have kids guys theory here so at the end of sketchies arc you get divorced and then you go with Claire spoiler alert close we haven't seen weren't the same thing have happened it's true exactly I would have been dead either way listen I don't like this story I I liked sketchy I feel like I feel like I should've chose different things like I should have like had the ability to like say different things to her yeah instead of like pushing her into a corner I'm getting a divorce oh we miss you your best

girl sketchy best girl 29c I'm sorry Jason hold hands we're together though this entire thing has made me feel really bad about myself I think it made everybody feel bad guys thank you for joining this Great Depression oh thanks for joining us in the Great Depression we hope to see you [Music] [Applause] [Music] you don't know how I should