Embarrassing Childhood Stories

Today I am joined by one of my best friends, Bryson from Hammond Nations. >> I don't know about I mean I'm definitely your best FRIEND AND FOR YOU. >> HOLD UP.

PAUSE. PAUSE. The two of us will be sharing some of our most embarrassing childhood stories.

>> I've got a few about Nate I can share about him. >> Nah, you're good, bro. Nah, you're good, bro.

Bryson, you are the guest. So, you could start us off here because I don't want to go first. >> All right.

You want me to start us off? Okay. So, my family, there's a lot of us, okay?

I have four siblings, and I'm the second to youngest, so we're a handme-down family. Okay. Most of my clothes were handme-downs in in middle school.

>> Your seven-year-old grandpa's cotton sweater for winter. >> I was at school and I was wearing a sweater. It was kind of like >> It was a sweater, too.

I What? I didn't even know about this story. Hold up.

>> It was I'm wearing this sweater. It's like red and white striped. Although it wasn't exactly red, it was a slightly pinkish.

I' I'd say salmon. Okay. Salmon and white striped sweater.

>> Where's Waldo? >> Whatever. Put on the cap.

I'm walking through the halls and I see this girl that's wearing the same sweater as me and I'm like, "Oh, we're wearing the same sweater. " And like immediately when I said it, I was like, "Oh. " Like I I was like, "Hey, we're wearing the same sweater.

" She looks at me and she hits me with one of these. like like the judgmental up and down look. >> Oh no.

>> And I was like, "Oh my gosh, this must have been my sister's sweater. " Like this is a woman's sweater. >> It wasn't your grandpa's.

It was your It was your grandma's. It was your grandma's sweater. >> It was my sister.

Well, actually, I don't know if it was originally hers. So maybe, maybe >> sister's sweater that came from your grandma. >> But in all likelihood, she was judging me.

It's also possible that she was jealous that I was wearing it better than her. >> You're like, you're like, "Ooh, nice sweater. Mine's better.

It's the same sweater. It looks better on this body. Okay.

Anyway, that was not fun, >> dude. Okay. Well, this first one of mine is Oh gosh.

Here we go. >> Lay it out. Lay it out.

Let it out. >> When I was like 12 or 13, I was on a a family vacation and it was our last night and at the resort we stayed at, they had like this like all you can eat buffet. So, it was the last night.

So, I wanted to take full advantage of this buffet. It was also free. It was it was a part of the resort.

So, I start going ham. Like they had like the the chocolate fountain, the tacos, sushi if you wanted it, desserts, >> so much food, stuffed myself. So then the next morning as we leave to go to the airport, I woke up like super sick.

Like my stomach was destroyed, like so bad. And I I seriously think I got like some type of like food poisoning from that night or something. >> Yeah, there's a lot of food.

They they went with quantity, not quality. >> Yeah, right. Dude, that that sushi is like gas station expired sushi.

>> Yeah, they're like they're like some 12-year-old would eat this. >> They were right, >> dude. Yeah.

So, we get to the airport and I'm like my stomach is obliterated. And as we're walking through TSA, a fart starts to come on and it was but but it was one of those where like like you just fart against your will. Like it just had to like it just had to.

And I'm going through TSA >> clenching with all your might and it doesn't matter, >> dude. Yeah. And it and it slipped.

But the thing is is it didn't make any noise. So that wasn't the bad part. The bad part is the fart was wet.

It was wet. And dude, and I'm wearing shorts as I'm walking through TSA as I start feeling something like trickle down my leg. >> Hell no.

Hell no. >> I do. Down my leg.

>> That's not called a fart, Nate. That's called a shark. >> Yeah, bro.

There's >> that's a shark. >> I literally like sharted myself going through security while it's like running down my leg and I'm like looking around making sure like no one's seeing what's going on right now. And they're like, you know, and I'm like I'm like panicking.

They're like, "Come on, it's your turn. " >> You get You get scanned. You get scanned.

They're like, "Our scanners picking up something right between your butt cheeks? >> We're going to pat We're going to have to pat you down. " They pat you down.

There's like a squelch. >> Yeah. So, thank God I make it through TSA all right with no one noticing.

But then, you know, you know, since I was a kid, I grabbed my mom right after we got through security and I was like, "Here's the deal. " Like, I have shark running down my leg. >> My fart is on the floor.

Mom, please, please save me. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.

She uh takes my suitcase, grabs me a new pair of underwear and shorts, and I run to the bathroom to get changed. All right, I think I'm good, right? Well, >> the sequel.

So then we get to our gate and um we're seated there and the way it's positioned is like we're seated in like a row of other people and other families and then right across in front of us is the bathroom. And lo and behold, boom, another fart just out of my will, sharp my pants again. And I I just look at my mom.

I look at my mom. I'm like I'm like, "Mother, >> it happened again. >> It happened again.

" So then, you know, in front of all these people, my mom, you know, opens up my suitcase again, grabs a new pair of underwear, a new pair of shorts. I run into the bathroom and I change again. So I make my way back again, bro.

I'm like, oh no, >> what did I eat? And then I, you know, I hit my mom with mom, it happened again. the the family started like catching on where it's like my mom opens up my suitcase again, grabs another pair of underwear.

>> He's got the liquid Hershey squirties right now. >> Dude, you got to at a certain point you got to like take the reinss here. Like lock in.

Clench harder. >> I made it on the airplane with no issues. But >> my gosh, >> never eat at a free buffet with sushi, free tacos, and a chocolate fountain.

Well, I mean, we can move on to my next story, but nothing I can say is going to top the the triple feature. Uh, there was this girl. I had forgotten her name, and I was like, "Oh, I I we've known each other too long for me to not know her name.

" Like, we've been in this class for all year. >> Dude, I'm I need to get better at that. >> I suck at it.

So, I'm talking to this other guy. I'm like, I forgot her name. He's like, "Dude, you know what you have to do to remember a girl's name?

" I'm like, "What? " He's like, "You just go up and say, yo, what was your name again? " And then when she tells you, you go, "No, I meant your last name.

" And then you'll have the whole thing. And I was like, "Uh, I don't know about this. " >> Okay.

>> But I was like, "All right, fine. I'll try. " I was like, "Hey, uh, what was your name again?

" She's like, "Uh, it's uh is uh Grace. " I was like, "No, I meant your last name. " She's like, "Oh, Adams.

" I was like, "Oh, haha. " And I feel like she could tell that I was full of it. And I I was I just felt like a manipulator and a liar and a terrible person.

And I was like, "Okay, I got to I'm sorry. I got to fumble. " No.

No. >> Yeah. I I was like, "All right, you got to go.

" But there were several moments growing up that I knew I was doing too much. So, here's one of them. I was 12 years old visiting a friend's house.

The dad had the remote and he was picking a movie for us. So, he's scrolling through and like checking the vibe in the room. Okay.

Everyone's like, "Oh, I like this one. I like that one. One of them was Despicable Me.

Some of the kids wanted to watch it. I did not want to watch it. And it I was 12, you know.

I was like I was like, "Not despicable me. Not Despicable Meable Despicable Me hater. >> Not Despicable Me.

Not like I just kept saying that. " And the dad turns to me and goes, "I think we know where you stand on the issue. " >> And I was like, "Let me sit my stupid ass down.

" Like, why am I doing too much? I I I only had to say it once. I don't know why I said it 18 times.

>> There's nothing worse than the feeling that comes from getting in trouble by like by someone else's parent. >> Oh yeah, that shut me up. I I didn't say another word for like 2 hours.

>> Despicable me one. Angela, guys, let's throw on Despicable Me too while we're here. >> Whatever.

It doesn't bother me. Whatever. >> All right, Nate, let lay out another embarrassing story for us, will you?

>> This next one is like the most embarrassing moment I could like recall back from like when I was the youngest I've ever been. So this was all the way back in kindergarten. So in kindergarten, we had this thing where like we had like table stations where like every table kind of had like a different subject that you'd learned.

But your table groups, you get put into a group of five and it's all random. And I get selected with four other girls. >> Ladies, man, ladies, >> ladies, I'm trying to do my work.

Ladies, >> I'm trying to do my oneplus 1. Ladies, >> ladies, I'm doing my times tables. So, we're at the uh the reading table.

One of the girls starts to read and I think all the attention is currently on her. And bro, like my little kid self in front of a bunch of girls. I don't know why.

I start digging for gold. >> Of course. Of course.

>> I'm like secretly just trying to like pick away back there thinking no one's looking at me. >> You You think it's secret? It is not nonchalant.

Like you're you're like two knuckles deep in there. And dude, I'm like mid pick and all of a sudden the teacher is like, "Nate, why are you picking your nose right now? " And I'm like, I I I freeze and all the girls look at me.

And then she doubles down and she hits me with, "You need to go wash your hands and then we can continue the lesson. " >> Valid, I'm on the teacher's side here. >> No.

What? >> Yes. Bring back shame.

>> In front of the girls, too. Come on. >> Yeah.

Come on. In front of the H. in front of the H.

Come on. Like, let a guy let a guy pick. All right.

Like, sometimes you got to. So, I had to get up. I had to get up from the table while they pause the lesson for me to go to the bathroom down the hall, wash my hands, come back, sit down, and then resume the lesson.

Like, come on. What? >> And then you started picking your nose again.

>> The sequel happens again. >> Nah. >> What do you have up your sleeve next for us, Bryson?

>> Okay. So, you know me. I like Legos.

>> What? No. >> All right.

>> You don't. Wait. You like Legos?

>> All right. Lay it on. Lay it on.

Whatever. Whatever, dude. So, my parents got me two suitcases for Christmas.

They got me a normal suitcase and one that looked like a Lego brick. Like, it was like a big red like 2x3 Lego brick. >> Oh, heck yeah.

That's sick. >> And so, I was about to go on a trip to visit my friends in Ireland. So, I'm sitting in my room looking at my two suitcases.

I'm like, uh, this is the safe option. But this one, this one has personality. Okay, this is quirky.

This is a conversation starter. >> For the h for the h. >> Oh my gosh, you have the suitcase.

Oh, you're so quirky. So funny. >> I decided I was like, you know what?

What the heck? You only live once. So, I take that out there.

I make my way out, have a great trip with my friends. And I was like, all right, this was this is a cool and quirky thing to do. Then my flight was super early in the morning.

It was literally like 4:00 in the morning. I got to wake up. It's the worst.

>> I go to the airport. I am not I am not feeling joyous and whimsical at this time. Okay.

I'm in there with my bright red Lego suitcase. Like it does not match my vibe anymore cuz I'm exhausted. I get there.

I like wait 2 hours for the plane to get there. And and then as I'm getting on the plane, this was a smaller plane than the one that had brought me out. So the overhead compartments were smaller.

So I get my suitcase. You know, there's a line of people behind me. Everyone's trying to get on the plane.

And I go to put the suitcase into the overhead compartment and it's not fitting. The little Lego studs that are sticking out are catching. >> They these these serve no purpose, by the way.

They serve no purpose. It It's not extra storage, okay? It's just decoration to look like a Lego brick, and it would have fit if those weren't there.

It's not fitting in there. And I'm like, "This isn't quirky and funny anymore. " or like everyone's trying to get on the plane.

Like the social anxiety of everyone waiting behind me. I'm like, "Come on. " I start just like jamming it in THERE.

I'M LIKE, "COME ON, GET LIKE I'm like putting my back into it, right? " I see it's like catching on the top. I'm like punching the top of it.

I'M LIKE, "COME ON, COME ON, COME ON. It's just not fitting. " And finally, I like I I managed to catch like the edge of it.

I'm like, "Get in there. " I just like shove it in, slam that thing close, sit down as fast as I can, just avoid eye contact from all the people coming on the plane. I'm like, this this is no longer funny or quirky or conversation starter.

This is just ruining my life. >> You do you do like a a running jumping kick. >> Get in there.

Get in there. >> It barely fit. >> The people on the plane are like, "Oh, look at this guy.

He has a nice all like cute little Lego suitcase. " And all of a sudden, like like get the freak in there. This one lady was like, "Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh. Can I take a picture of your bag? My 9-year-old will love it.

" And I'm like, "Well, awesome. " I I think my airport story was marginally less embarrassing than yours, but only by a slight. Just a little bit.

Let's ask the audience, what is more embarrassing, walking through an airport with a Lego suitcase or crapping yourself four times? Vote down below. >> This one's tough.

Oh, this one's tough. >> This is a tough one. This is a tough one.

>> Okay, so this next one, it's not so much an embarrassing thing that happened to me, but actually the time I embarrassed someone else. >> Excellent. I love that.

>> So, this is like seventh grade, and my school was known for just doing like assemblies throughout the year. And basically like an assembly would just be like the entire school goes to the gymnasium with like the bleachers set up and the school kind of just does like fun activities. So this time for the assembly they were doing a inflatable obstacle course race.

Oo. >> So my friend Phil and I were together and we wanted to race each other in front of the entire school at the obstacle course. So they start calling people at random and we raise our hands and we get selected to go up against each other.

>> At this age being fast could get you things. Okay. >> Exactly.

It could balling. >> Ladies ladies >> ladies ladies I know I'm fast. So with that in mind, like even as good a friends as we were, you could tell that there was some competition between us for this race.

>> About to go hard. >> So the race kicks off and we're jumping through tubes. We're climbing under things and the crowd's going crazy.

You know, they're cheering. They're cheering like crazy. This is when Phil gets to the last obstacle course to the finish line, which is this rock wall.

And I was like, "Not today. Not today. " So, I lunge at him and I go to grab his pants to pull him off the rock wall.

>> Oh my. >> And I and I pull his pants down in front of the entire school. >> Cheeks out at the assembly.

>> No. No. Luckily, it was just um only the pants.

So, his underwear was just exposed to everyone. >> No, but still that's >> And he looks back at me. He's like, "Bro, what are you doing?

" Like, "What are you >> just take the L like a normal person? " >> It was like this awkward moment between us where we kind of just like stopped racing each other and I was like, "You know what, bro? You won.

Like, just climb on over, bro. " Like, that's that's on me. Like, pull up your pants and go over go over and win, bro.

Like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. >> That is tragic.

>> Yeah. Even though he won, like his aura didn't hold up by being the fastest because he got >> because he got banned. >> My brother Brody went to hang out with some of his other friends when he was in high school and they were all telling embarrassing stories.

So, everyone was taking a turn talking about like saying like, "Ah, this is so embarrassing. " And then this this girl like the popular girl gets up and she's like, "Hey guys and what's up? " I just don't really get embarrassed.

Like it just never happens. is like I just don't get embarrassed. And then her friend goes, "Oh, I know one.

" And she's like, "CLAIRE, DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T YOU DARE. " >> NO, >> do not.

I WILL UNINVITE YOU FROM my birthday party. >> Well, Nate, thank you so much for having me on so I could tell you all the embarrassing slices of life that have happened to me. >> Thanks for hopping on, bro.

Thanks for sharing stories. This was so much fun. >> Thank you for having me on as well, Nate.