Thank You ru I thought you went to the comic book store on Wednesdays yeah but Sheldon and Amy were having date night and they don't need me there to make it awkward they have each other for that so how was school oh good check it out the disappointing child by Beverly Hofstadter you bought my mom's book yeah it's on the recommended reading list for my psychology class [Music] it's got like every horrible story for my childhood in it oh cool are there pictures seriously please find another book oh come on this chapters about the potty
training bedwetting masturbation basically if something came out of me she wrote about it do whatever you want just don't talk to me about it not even the chapter on the breastfeeding crisis it was not a crisis apparently I favored the left one she got a little lopsided oh my god you still got left hey I was just what oh just a little treat I know you've been feeling really bad about your mom lately oh oh I have so I wanted to make you feel better so I planned something very special for you I can already
feel it working hello Leonard mom I understand you have been whining about my parenting in order to emotionally manipulate your girlfriends I uh Bernadette told me everything now you don't get the left or the right let's discuss why you continue to involve me in your sex life oh please mommy no mommy when you were six years old you walked in on me and your father naked I was swatting his bottom with your brand-new ping pong paddles I didn't dream that how did that make you feel honey come back on set for real now
