"Slice of Life" - Award Winning Short SCI-FI film

(SOUND FROM THE BILLBOARD) Are you feeling stressed out? Take a moment. Relax.

And enjoy your Slice of Life. (RADIO VOICE) Folks, we're back. Tonight we're talking about a hottest topic on the planet – the Off World Islands.

People are craving for a better future and the Off World Islands promises that – and more. We'll see about that. But ticket prices are sky-high and most of us can't afford off planet relocation.

Nobody really can. So naturally, there are a lot of desperate people out there who are prepared to do a lot of crazy things to get tickets for that ship. (Sounds of gunshots from the radio) …just kidding.

The question we should ask ourselves is: does the goal justify the means? We'll be right back after commercials. Better!

Bigger! Tastier! Fingerlickin' good!

Start your day with a healthy and fresh meal. Juicy and mouthwatering, the way a burger should be. You want more?

Then add one of our rich flavoured refreshing drinks to your burger. . .

. . and wash it down with freshness and flavor.

(SOUND FROM THE BILLBOARD) “Robot gentleman - he’s a gentleman first, the robot second. . .

” “. . .

treated like a lord with a gentleman’s interest of 50%. Rochester Money Loans. .

. ” “The Off World Islands await you. Ship departs tonight.

” (RADIO VOICE) “Blast From the Past” with Ricky Deck. Artificial fresh air and fake sandy beaches? Really?

Come on, don’t lose your head over it guys. It’s not worth it. I’m staying because I love the junkyard smell too much.

But tickets are still available, so if you have a trick up your sleeve, hurry up. Now would be the right time to use it. Don't miss your chance to live in paradise.

Join me on the Off World Islands. Buy a new beginning for only 100. 000 credits.

And leave your old life behind. Hurry, only six hours left to get on board. Why live on Earth when you can live in paradise?

Citizen! Stop what you’re doing! (GARBAGE TRUCK) And think about recycling!

At Julio’s Garbage Disposal your garbage is our daily bread and butter. Turning trash into treasure since 1986. (POLICE RADIO DISPATCHER) Calling all units.

Calling all units. We have a 97-32 in Sector 4. Looks like an ATM robbery.

Suspect possibly armed. . .

. . .

so proceed with caution. I repeat, suspect possibly ar… (BLEEP) (SOUND FROM THE BILLBOARD) Are you feeling stressed out? Relax.

. . And enjoy your Slice of Life.

(SOUND FROM THE SHIP) The Off World Islands await you. Only 30 minutes to get on board and leave your old life behind. (RADIO VOICE) IT IS OVER!

Elvis has left the building! To all of you up there godspeed. To all of you who didn't make it – I hope you didn't do anything crazy.

. . .

. . because there's always a new chance next year.

Until then, I'm Ricky Deck. . .

. . .

and this one's for all you dreamers out there.