[Music] i flew united airlines on my way to nebraska the plane departed halifax connecting in chicago's older while on the ground a passenger said from the seat behind me my god they're throwing guitars up there [Music] the band and i exchanged a look best described as terror at the action on the tarmac and knowing whose projectiles these would be [Music] so before i left chicago i alerted three employees who showed complete indifference towards me united united you broke my taylor guitar united [Music] i should have flown with someone else we're gone by car [Music] cause
united breaks guitars when we landed in nebraska i confirmed what i'd suspected my tailored been the victim of a vicious act of malicious hair [Music] so began a year-long saga look past the buck don't ask me and i'm sorry sir your claim can go nowhere [Music] so do all the airlines people from new york to new delhi including kindness earl wig who says the final word from them is no [Music] i've heard all your excuses and i've chased your wild gooses and this attitude of yours i say must go you broken you should fix it
you're liable just admitted i should have flown with someone else or gone by a car cause united breaks guitars well i won't say that i'll never fly with you again cause maybe to save the world that won't probably happen and if it did i wouldn't bring my luggage cause you just go and break it into a thousand pieces just like you broke my heart when united [Music] you broke my taylor [Music] just admitted i should have flown with someone else or gone by car cause united breaks guitars yeah united breaks guitars yeah united breaks guitars
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