look at that we're back with Mariah Carey We Now return to the Colbert questionnaire already in progress are you ready to get into the Colbert questionnaire for real oh you're gonna edit all that out no Mariah Carey what is the best sandwich oh gosh I I mean I don't know these are tough questions I'm trying not to eat sandwiches lately if you could eat a sandwich what is the best sandwich what's your go-to baby the top of my head right now yeah I would say chicken parm um sandwich but not with parmesan I would do
mozzarella and I would do a red sauce on top of it with a lightly toasted thingy oh 100 slice but small and thin and pounded you're pounding I love it I love it you haven't given this any thought what's the one thing you own you should really throw out many many many things then what something would go out to the garbage or give away or resell or something like okay there's a jacket in my closet right now that everybody who knows my closet will know what it is it's a nice gesture but it's hideously ugly
and it's got to go okay if I send it to you one day will you show it on I mean I'll wear it oh you will not I mean it could fit okay I promise you said it somebody help me please you send it I'll wear it will you wear it but like you can't make funny when you're wearing it you have to wear and just be serious and asking even if it's the most learned person on the planet you have to just be like really serious and Stern and sitting there and just I'm not
gonna wear it to interview someone oh all right I'm gonna say this is multi-colored it's colorful colorful I will wear it and and it's and it's and it's plentiful in colors and as bright as sparkly as if the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat if you want it to be then it is what's uh the scariest animal on Earth if you've been if you've been to another planet with an animal let me know about it maybe you'll find out one of these days what animal on earth is Darius to you you [Laughter] [Applause] I'm kidding I'm kidding
I'm kidding I'm not a fan of I mean I don't know I'm scared of snakes yeah classic I'm sorry yeah it's classic I went with them apples or oranges whoo oranges okay why why is that wrong it's not wrong but why is it like that because it's full like I'm supposed to go with apple you don't have to do anything we just you just apples learned something about you when you said orange that's all right look if I had a choice right now I would go with like a tangerine or an orange it wouldn't be
like one thing okay you know I probably would do like a collabo I'm I'm a mix I tend to like put things together and mix it you know that's why you're treated as dessert that is why you're exciting well because you're up for whatever so well not really not apples actually I'm very prudish and boring and awful you don't seem it well that's because I'm here with you darling I'm trying to just stay somewhere within the vicinity of where you are welcome welcome to the vicinity well then why have you not gone to another planet
yet [Laughter] you can give me a ticket I'll go oh we gotta ask some of our other friends for that what do you think happens when we die what do you think happens I'm asking the questions and my answer is a question so you question what will happen when we die you question what will happen when we die because you ask the question you have no questions no no I do not I have faith you have faith yes all right good the assured expectation of things hoped for the evidence of things yet unseen beautifully done
you ever think about teaching Sunday School no it's too early it's too early for me I'm really a night person like I'm lucky I'm awake right now window or aisle on like a plane yes no well it depends on the plane right bed bed yes this one is this one I I got to get on a better plane all right if it's an occasional it's an occasional I understand it's a treat it's a treat yeah most used app on your phone no cats or dogs oh that is really really difficult for me I'm sure right
now dogs because I have four of them at home that's good but for life I can't choose all right yeah you just did dogs did not choose did not sorry did not sorry just did not you only get one song to listen to for the rest of your life what is it Stephen Colbert's latest hit the last song I sang was All I Want For Christmas on this show last night actually you did not I did I did did I not did I not say it literally did yeah okay I ended the monologue singing your
song last night one no one line of it or the whole thing not enough for Christmas there is just one thing I need [Applause] therefore I [Applause] [Laughter] he chose my songs I feel I'm very thankful what number am I thinking of 56 nope 23. describe the rest of your life in five words that was it that is it and you can say it any way you like you can add music to it you can add anything you want to it you can flavor the note right you guys you already know you can play um
[Music] that's my life I guess Mariah Carey congratulations you are known thank you so much Mariah Carey the Mariah Carey Merry Christmas to all special heirs December 20th at 8pm on CBS [Music] thank you
