Manischewitz Matchmakers- Jewish Dating Show Episode 2

Welcome to Manashev's Matchmakers. It's the America's only bubby approved dating show. Behind me, we have eight single women.

They are going to be introduced to our eight single JEWISH GUYS. ONE BY ONE, WE WILL FIGURE OUT IF WE CAN MAKE A BUNCH OF MATCHES. THE OBBY, HONESTLY, the goal of this show is to make a bunch of Manise Chevet's future customers.

Are you guys ready to meet your potential husband? BRING UP OUR FIRST GUY. BRING UP OUR first guy over here.

>> My name is Max Ash. I'm from Long Island and I'm 36 years old. I am a drummer and a movie and theater producer.

>> Why are you still single? >> Uh because I'm prioritizing work right now. Um and relationships kind of take away from that at the moment.

>> And uh what are you looking for in a lady? Someone that I'm compatible with, that I can do fun things with, and that likes me for me. >> Max, come here.

Come here. Hello. No monsters broken.

He's got a fresh slate out there. Uh, Max, his Max, by the way. >> Hi, I'm Max.

I'm from Long Island and I am a drummer and a film and theater producer. >> Look at that. He can drum.

He can take you out for a nice little night on Broadway. He's got it all. Now the question is, are there any ladies here that will ultimately get to go and drum with you?

>> Let's see. >> Let's see. First of all, say your name.

>> I'm Gabrielle. >> Gabrielle, where are you from? >> New York City.

>> And do you have a question for Max? >> How many dates until you introduce me to your mother? >> Um, it could be zero.

Uh, I could take you to my mom's house because she likes to have people at the pool and it could be, I don't know, eight. It just depends on circumstances. >> TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOM.

TELL ME ABOUT your mom. Give me the archetype of what mom you have. >> Um, I have a Long Island Jewish mother who sounds exactly like Linda Belchure.

Uh, she has catchphrases and I love her and she loves me too much. >> What's your favorite mom's catchphrase? >> Um, there's not enough Xanax in America.

[laughter] >> Do you guys have catchphrases? And you guys have no Jewish woman catchphrases. >> They're not moms here.

>> O is a good one. >> O is a really good one. >> Good health.

>> Good health is a good one. >> Do your moms have any good catchphrases? Remember to bring a like a light jacket.

>> Okay. Remember, it's very light. >> My mom's the opposite.

She's like, "Ah, I'm sweating. " [laughter] >> Okay. Very.

>> When are you going to make me a grandmother? >> Okay. When are you going to make me a grandmother?

These are all very, very >> standard Jewish mom stuff. Okay. Next up, >> you're a drummer.

What's your favorite album? >> Uh, oh my gosh. Um, the one that's coming to mind is AM by Arctic Monkeys right now.

Okay. >> Just like start to finish. I love that album.

>> Do you drum it on your body right now? um >> top from the start of this episode. Yeah, >> it's a really slow start.

>> This is a this is a 35minute video. [laughter] >> All right. What What do you listen to?

What do you like? >> I like dance hall. >> Dance hall.

>> Yeah. >> Dance hall music. >> Yeah.

>> Sick. >> Do you like dance hall music? >> I don't particularly listen to it.

>> Very different from the Arctic one. >> Very different. But it's not bad music.

>> Not a dealbreaker. >> Not a dealbreaker. >> Not a deal breaker.

>> Not a monster breaker. >> Not a monster breaker. >> It's not a monster breaker for you.

>> Not for me. >> Okay. over here.

Next up, Olivia. >> Uh, do you have any siblings and what's your relationship like with them? >> I do.

I have an older brother, two younger half brothers. Um, I wish I was closer with them, but I am pretty close with them and I love all three of them. >> Why is that a wish?

>> Uh, just distance like my older brother now has a daughter and it's just hard. He lives on Long Island. I live in the city.

My little brothers also live on It's not that far, but it's it's it's takes a lot of time to get >> having a family. Yeah, I shouldn't have had a family. That was entirely normal.

Um, uh, and >> having family big huge slightly correct though. [laughter] >> Um, >> this is funny because the guys won, everyone, the women would come up and everyone would be cheering and stuff. They'd [laughter] be like, "Shoo, sh.

" And then and then this one, they're just like, "You have a mom? " [laughter] >> No way. >> All right.

Do you have family? >> I have a family. >> How many siblings you got?

Anything? >> I have a younger sister. >> You guys got one?

>> Yes. >> Okay. >> Very good friends.

Okay. She has younger sister. Is she married?

>> No. >> Okay. >> So, you have a chance to be the first one out of your family?

>> Yeah. I have a chance. >> Do you feel like there's more pressure there?

>> No, there's no pressure in my family to do it to be honest. >> If I had to bet money. >> Yeah.

>> Which is going to get married first? >> My sister. My sister.

>> Got it. Got it. >> Next up, we got Pam.

Pam, say hello to Max. >> Pam. Hi, Max.

>> Uh, I also love theater. See a lot of musicals. What is your favorite musical on Broadway right now?

uh on Broadway right now. I just saw Rocky Horror and it was amazing. >> Next stop over here.

How's it going? >> I would like to know your embarrassing childhood memory. >> Oh my gosh.

My embarrassing childhood memory. Uh one time when I was in camp, my brother panced me and I was wearing Dr Seuss underwear. [laughter] >> We have our first monster done.

Arino over here. Not into the not into the underwear. >> Bad underwear.

That That was pretty embarrassing. >> It was. Yeah.

>> What is this? What is the best case scenario underwear for a man to have? >> Um I'll keep that in my head.

>> Okay. Got it. Got it.

>> So, you have an answer. >> Yeah. >> Okay.

Got it. >> Okay. >> But she doesn't need >> Excuse me.

>> Okay, that makes sense. Okay. Uh, Margarita over here.

Melissa, >> what was your longest relationship and why did you >> Uh, my longest relationship was 2 years and it ended because I needed to focus on MY CAREER. >> OH, I JUST had two break in the back. Olivia over here.

Why did you break? >> Why were you focusing on your career when you can focus on your girl, you know? >> Well, I can't provide for my girl if I don't have a career.

>> I like how you're just eating the monster. >> She's hungry. THAT'S FINE.

>> THIS IS MY FOOD. Are you ashamed? [clears throat] >> We're getting >> NO, NOT AT ALL.

>> WE'RE GETTING ANGRY. It's going to become [laughter] bad. >> I understand how this goes.

Okay. >> By the last guy, they're just going to crumble and just shove it in their mouth. [laughter] >> You won't resort to weirdness.

>> It's good. You got to focus on your career. I get it.

>> I just don't think it's a match. >> You want someone devoted to you >> and a career. I want someone who's doing it all.

>> You know, I can't do it all right now. >> Not both. You know, it interesting.

>> If you can't do it all right now, then what what are we doing? >> Oh, what are we doing here? >> Fair.

I get that. That makes sense. Anyone else?

You You crumbled across a lot. >> I think it's very hard to find the right person in life, but it's very easy to make career changes and careers come and go, but true love never does. So, >> that was beautiful.

I just I'm crying a little bit. That was beautiful. [laughter] Okay.

If you smash your monster, go to the end of the line. Go to the end of the line. You still have matzah.

Come up. Come up. Come up.

Okay, Max. >> Yes. >> Okay.

This is I feel like we should hand out second mas. Okay. [laughter] A lot OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT matzah is an aphrodisiac.

The non-Jews have oysters. The Jews have oyster crackers. Okay, that's what we have.

We have crunchy [laughter] matzah. Nothing is hotter. >> I like horseradish as an aphrodesiac.

>> Horseradish because you're feel >> Oh, wow. >> Spice spice. It's pink.

>> Yeah. >> I Let me just say, man, chevas does do horseradish. So, >> I love horseseradish.

>> Find you a brand. >> No, >> I love horseradish. >> Horses are great.

Horses. >> Horseseradish is the keeper. Okay.

So, we have four left over here. You get to ask them all a question. >> Okay.

Um, Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen? >> For sure. Billy Joel.

>> Okay. >> Okay. Moving on.

>> She made it through. Why not Bruce Springsteen? >> I'm from Long Island.

>> That's true. >> I cannot betray. >> My parents are from Long Island, so they they've built it in me.

>> Yeah. >> This is why me and Max can't date. I'm Bruce Springsteen.

>> Sorry. >> Everything else is perfect. >> Uh, what is your most treasured possession?

My most treasured possession. I have a pile of notebooks. >> Okay.

>> I'm a writer. >> Awesome. >> So, I have notebooks since I was 13.

>> Okay. >> Eight. 10.

Yeah. It's not essentially diary entries, but like poetry. >> Okay.

>> Yeah. >> Cool. >> I like it.

>> What is your favorite childhood board game? >> Oh, you know, I started playing Monopoly real early. Okay.

And I love it. >> Uh, are you a good leader? >> Immediately you learn about good real estate in good areas and bad real estate in bad [laughter] areas at the age of five.

>> NO BALL THERE BOARDWALK OR NOTHING. >> That's good strategy. >> Gives good community chest.

[laughter] >> Okay. >> Um, what is your favorite cancelled TV show? >> Sense 8.

>> What? >> I DIDN'T LIKE S. I DIDN'T LIKE IT.

I'M SORRY. >> NO, THAT WAS A GOOD SHOW. >> THAT'S two in a row.

>> That was such a good show. >> I like it. >> I just didn't I didn't read it.

>> That doesn't make sense. >> Why did I say so? >> Oh, yeah.

She's >> You also Oh, you do like sensei. No, she likes >> Can I have some? >> Yes.

My girlfriend over here loves a tall man. Yes, I can't. [laughter] You're lovely, but she needs a tall king.

And like, you know, it just is what it is. >> You have to commute to Long Island to see your family. This is actually >> That's true.

This is SO FUNNY. MY POWER HAS BEEN REVOKED. WHERE IS EVERYONE GOING?

WHAT THE HECK? >> SHE'S GOING LEFT. >> WHY?

WHERE DID THIS RAIN COME FROM? >> OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD.

OH, IT'S A BOY. [laughter] All right. Well, they uh they matched up.

Congratulations. There you go. Thank [cheering and applause] you so much, Matt.

Send you down. Good job. >> Are you guys ready FOR YOUR NEXT SINGLE JEWISH GUY?

[cheering] Bring him up. Bring him up. Bring up our next single Jewish guy.

My name is Uzi Maxwell Pole. I am 27 years old. Originally from outside Philly, currently living in Boston.

I work at Harvard Hill doing undergrad Jewish education. Oh, you're working. Did you go to Harvard?

>> I don't go to Harvard. I just work there. I'm still single because I've been focusing on myself.

I'm building the garden so that way other people can smell the roses. >> That was that was great. Did Did you just come up with that or is that really >> off the top OF THE DOME?

>> WHOA. >> HE'S A POET. >> I'M LOOKING for somebody with kind eyes that wants to raise a Jewish household and is extroverted and will always go with the flow like me.

>> Our next guy, Sholos. Oh, we have two crumbles already. Why did you crumble?

>> Um, I don't love long hair or facial hair and I wouldn't want you to change. >> I wouldn't want you to. The curly hair is beautiful.

>> Would you shave? Would you shave if a lady asked you to shave? >> No.

>> And you should. >> YOU SHOULD TRIM IT UP a little. >> Your mustache is incredible, but not totally range.

>> Okay. No. Okay.

So, no shaving. be like a straight uh smooth purefaced man. >> Yeah, smooth.

Okay, >> for you and me, man. >> I know. Sorry.

It's my across the beard. >> Sorry that we have too much nanniness inside of us. Sorry, I look like Moses.

All right. Um, you two kind of look like Moses. I get it all the time.

>> I'll send you guys down. Melissa, you also cracked your matzah. Why'd you crack your mata?

>> I I have beautiful Jewish curly hair, too. And I'm looking I'm looking, you know, out for our drains, you know, in the house and everything like that. Too many products and it'll make it too crazy, but they are beautiful.

>> I love your hair, too. >> We'll trade secrets. Yeah.

Okay. Okay. After the shoot.

I got you. >> This is more This is a Jewish dating show. It is networking more than anything else.

Okay. >> This thing was essentially casted on LinkedIn more than anything [laughter] else. >> All right, Melissa, you're out.

Get out of here. OKAY, SO ONE BY ONE, I WANT YOU GUYS TO ask a question. What is your favorite movie?

>> What's your name, by the way? >> Olivia. >> Olivia.

Hey, I'm uh my favorite movie. Oo. Do you know White House Down?

That's kind of like my comfort movie. Like >> your comfort movie is the movie about terrorists taking over the White House. >> Get your hands off my Jordans, man.

Like, it's a it's a good action movie. It's a >> It's not the best movie, but it's a good movie. >> Olivia did not agree with that.

>> It's okay, Olivia. >> I feel like that's symbolic. No, >> I don't think we're going to have a good >> music movie taste.

>> What would you have rather him say? >> Like elf. >> Oh, okay.

>> I would have crumpled it for you. I'm sorry. >> Okay, maybe it is.

I love this. >> Okay, Pam. >> Hi.

Can we take a second to appreciate the shirt coordination to the wash? >> Oh, that's like really amazing. >> This is next level.

>> I like that detail. >> Was this on purpose? Um, you can follow me on Uzi's outfits and see all of my outfits of the day.

>> No, tune down. We don't like inspiration. We want like a style inspiration.

>> Wow. >> You don't like get ready with me? >> That's for men.

No. >> Are you Are you doing a lot of get ready with me? >> No.

No. No. It's more like quote of the day type energy.

More like motivation. Happens to be >> Oh my god. She's from Ukraine.

>> Wow. Wow. >> Let me tell you right now.

But any Ukrainian be like, "Oh, what about positive affirmations? Maybe that'll fix this. I don't think that'll work.

" Okay, you crumble also. >> Yeah, I'm sorry. I love a hobby, but I just don't know if the fashion thing that's really compatible with my vibe.

>> I got you. I got you. >> It's not It's not that your style isn't my vibe.

It's just that the fashion is a hobby and the social media influencing of it all. I don't know. >> You want someone to uh that has a better job.

>> I didn't say that. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm joking. I'm joking. Bring it back here.

We got two left. There are two finalists right now. Pam and Ara.

>> Hi. >> Hey. >> What is your favorite holiday and why?

>> Okay. My hot take is that Passover is better than Thanksgiving. And so I think I love the family time and the communal like eating of Passover.

Uh also Hanukkah, you know, just family. And >> that's A HOT DAY. WHOA.

>> Oh my god. >> WHY ARE YOU DOING IT? >> Correct answer is Shabbat.

>> Oh, that's a good answer. >> Something you know that earlier, by the way, is that she gives the most direct one word, yes, no, good, bad, no mincing of anything. >> The correct answer is tuba.

>> Oh, I love this. >> Especially we're all single here. We should all be single.

>> But that's a hot take. >> The only tub is is that I feel like carob. That's the only one time carob ever calms down.

Carob's terrible. >> Yeah, I guess so. >> You got carob.

Did you use caramel? >> No. Tub not too tubish.

>> I completely messed that up. You know what that was? That was uh I would say 13 years of yeshiva education down the tube.

>> Oh my god. Like we talk about love, not carob. >> So sex.

>> Next one. Wait, but you guys, you're the only one WITH MONSTER LEFT. THAT MEANS WE HAVE A CONNECTION over here.

Oh my god. How about do this one last question from I from you to Uzi. If you had if you had a free Sunday in New York City with no plans, >> give me under 20 seconds, what would you do with your day?

>> Right after this, I'm going to go to the MoMA. I'm going to go watch the Knicks and then I'm hopping on a flight to Cancun. So >> over [laughter] Cancun, let's go.

Give it up for a couple. [cheering] Amazing. [applause] Amazing.

Are you guys ready for your NEXT SINGLE JEWISH MAN? [cheering] BRING UP OUR NEXT GUY. BRING UP OUR NEXT GUY.

My name is Brent Mortyn. I'm from Queens, New York. I'm 28 going on 29.

I'm a real estate agent, a musician, and a professor. Really, at my core, I'm a musician. I love music.

I've been focusing on my 20s building a life that I'm finally ready to welcome the right woman into. What are you looking for? >> Someone who loves me for who I am, respects me, wants to build a life together, wants to build a family, and who I can also love and respect and have a great time with.

>> Great time. >> Nice to see you again, Brent. Why don't you introduce yourself to our lovely Jewish?

>> I would love to. Great to see you all. My name is Brent Mortyn.

I'm a real estate agent, musician, lifelong New Yorker. >> No monster's broken thus far. Oh, never mind.

>> I think I'm short king spring is over for me. >> Short king spring is done. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Good luck dating in the Jewish universe.

[laughter] >> There's there's always short king summer. >> And then of course short guy fall and short guy winter >> all year. >> Yeah.

Short guy. Short guy. Okay.

Okay. Just going over. Okay.

Next up, um, Brent. >> Hi. >> Hi.

>> I'm Haley. >> Hi, Haley. Nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you too. Sorry. Where am I?

Oh, >> you didn't like the way that that happened. What happened there? >> It was just a little dry.

Nice. Nice to meet you. >> Oh, >> end of sentence.

>> You want a little bit of Moxy? You want a little bit of like gusto? >> Okay.

>> I'm getting [laughter] Okay, got it. >> You feel nervous. I I make men nervous.

True. >> Do you make Ben been nervous? Normally >> you're nervous.

>> I'm nervous all the time. >> I know. Since I've been here, >> I haven't been not nervous since March 10th, 2020.

Okay. That's the last time I was not nervous. Now, the question is here.

>> Is Haley a match? Ask Haley a question. >> Haley, I see you have some tattoos.

What's your favorite tattoo and the story behind it? Tell me. >> Oh my god, I hate that question.

Um, I'll say this one. This is I got a new one. It's my parents' signature from my birthday cards that they always write me.

They sign it so I have them on. >> It's kind of nice. >> They hate it.

They hate it. >> Oh, I you know I don't have a tattoo. And so people ask like, "Oh, is it because like you know, Judaism?

" And it really just I don't trust myself to get a tattoo that I wouldn't hate later on. Like I just I I if I was to get a tattoo like 10 years ago, it would have been like Fallout Boy lyrics or something like that. Just not fun to have long term.

Olivia, I you are you breaking up with him BECAUSE OF WHAT I SAID? >> OH, MAN. >> What happened there?

>> I didn't like that. His first question was about a physical thing and then when she said she hated the question, he didn't try to change it. >> Oh, okay.

>> She's gone. Look at that. Bring him down.

Bring him down. Uh Brent, do you have a question for Pam? >> Hey, Pam.

Good to see you again. >> Nice to see you, Brent. >> So, where do we leave off?

Let's say let's say you're on a boat. You're out on sea and it's a beautiful day. Where are you sailing first?

Where's Where's what's your >> What kind of boat IS THIS? >> OH, NO. YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE BOATING QUESTION.

>> I don't like sailing. I get seasick. You'll be on a cruise though.

We can >> Okay. Full cruise. She doesn't have to do the work.

>> The thing boating is like making your own food. Okay. Why would you order right?

>> Exactly. Exactly. >> Got man's food on the boat.

We're good. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. That's 100% right. So, you didn't like you did you like >> That's what kind of boat we're on.

>> Okay. >> Oh, we're on a luxury yacht. >> Mega, >> of course.

>> Nice. Okay. >> You don't like the luxury yacht?

>> I think it's a lie. But additionally, when like I just feel like I didn't I I you didn't look at me like I was the love of your life. Like you're looking at Pam like she might be the love of your life.

And like I just kind of need more attention. >> Oh, wow. >> Wow.

The difference between the guys episode and the girls episode is fascinating. The women all are all advocating for each other. The guys all advocated for the person that walked up the stairs.

It's very very interesting. Nice dynamic has like kind of gone through. >> Okay, bye.

>> See you later. >> Pam, four people have uh left during your question. >> Listen, I feel like we're leaving from New York.

I'd like to go to Puerto Rico first. It's close by. Easy stop.

Easy sale. >> Love it. >> Yeah.

Have you been to Puerto Rico? >> I haven't been. Maybe we could go together.

I don't know. >> I think I also need someone who's been there before. >> No offense, but like I I just kind of like need But I like your sense of adventure.

Good. >> And I appreciate and I like your outfit, too. >> She doesn't want a rookie.

>> Okay. >> A novice. She wants a veteran.

>> Good. >> Ar, how's it going? >> Great.

>> Question for Brent >> from me. >> Yes, >> Arielia. Good to see you.

We were talking about your your medical life earlier. What was what was the uh the biggest surprise going into being adopted. >> The biggest surprise was probably that it turns out that guys might not like that.

Do you like me being a doctor? >> My dad's a doctor. My brother's going to be a doctor.

So, I love doctor. >> Great. >> Both people you cannot date.

>> Yes. Correct. >> Is that an issue that she's a doctor?

>> Not at all. >> Can I be honest? Is this a problem that dudes have that you're a doctor?

>> They get intimidated. >> Really? By doctors?

>> Yeah. When the when the woman's a doctor. >> Really?

>> No offense with doctors. I mean, they're fine, but like I've never been like, "Oh my god, you're an endocrinologist. " >> Can I Can I ask you a followup question?

If I had a broken heart, how would you fix it? >> Why is your heart broken? I would never.

>> Oh my god. Look at that. The accusal that just happened there.

She's done. Or Leia. Why'd you do that?

>> Why? Why is her broken? That would never happen.

>> It's a hypothetical. >> I like it. >> I like talking about real things, not positive.

>> Okay. >> This just became a real housewife for you. >> There we go.

>> So, thank you SO [cheering] >> ask the question, please. >> I would love to know, did you have any like random hobbies that you picked up during the pandemic? Like I started this thing where I it's called 5K a day May where I ran a 5K every day in May just because I had to get outside, you know.

>> Yeah. >> Do you do you run? A >> little bit.

>> Would you do 5K a day? >> That feels like a bit much for me, but maybe 5K every once in a while could go for >> Okay. 5K spread out over two and a half months is about what it would be.

>> Seems doable. >> Yeah, anyone can do that. 5K, two and a half months, DEFINITELY.

BRENT, YOU GOT ONE QUESTION I think left and then we'll see if there's a match over here. >> What? You like to dance a little bit?

Any favorite kind of dance? Tell me about what what what's your dance life like? >> That's three questions.

>> Dance already. I do like to dance. Um, what is my dance life like?

I'm down to do any kind of style of dance. I like doing a little here, a little there. Um, so yeah, random a random ballet class.

I love to go out and dance with some live music. Um, I love some musical theater. Really?

Anything like that? Yeah. >> Nice.

You dance also? >> I dance when the time calls. >> What kind of dance are we doing though?

What kind of dance are you in? >> We'll do a little salsa dancing. You like salsa dancing?

>> Yeah. Salsa. Yeah.

Yeah. >> Okay. Listen, now is an interesting like end game situation here where there's one piece of matzah left because there's not a a discussion between two.

Brent, you get to decide whether to smash that matzah and end this or keep the matzah whole. And this is your match. This is a tough situation, Eton.

You're putting a lot of pressure on me. >> Listen, you don't come to Manachev's matchmakers and expect it not to get hot. >> It's a high pressure situ coming into it.

>> You sure? >> Can we do something? >> Let's both hold the matzah and let's just break it together.

>> Oh no. A mutual break. A mutual break.

A boo from the back over there. Oh no. Why'd you mutual break it?

>> He just ignored my high five. >> What? Oh, ME HIGH FIVE.

>> OH, I I COMPLETELY MISSED IT. OH, OKAY. I GOT MY MONSTER BROKEN ALSO.

HERE. There we go. >> Thank you.

>> Okay. This is very But why did you mutually break the monster? >> I thought it would be fun.

>> Yeah. You know what it was? I enjoyed it.

>> That's kind of nice. Did you feel empowering? Break the monster together.

>> It was a nice collaboration. >> I wanted to do something together. It's our first thing we're doing.

>> It was a good shared moment. I agree. >> I love it.

>> It was beautiful. All right. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

OKAY. And with that, we have our not match. GIVE IT UP FOR OUR MATCH.

ARE YOU ready [cheering] for the last Jewish single man of the evening? >> Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the manage of his dating mansion, Adam. [cheering] >> Hello, Adam.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Shalom. >> No matzas broken. A clean sheet across the board.

The ladies like what they see. Adam, welcome. Tell these ladies about yourself.

>> A standup comedian in New York. I'm 24, uh, Jewish, and, uh, excited to meet all of you. >> OH MY GOD.

OH MY. A MASSACRE. OH MY GOD.

THREE, four down at once. WE HAVE NOT HAD FIVE down at once. We haven't had that happen yet.

Jeez Louise. Let's go down the line and figure out what's happened. Haley, why?

I'm probably funnier than both of you. >> Yes. >> And that's it.

>> Okay. Got it. Got it.

Interesting. Pam, >> you know that Anne Hathway movie that came out with that younger rock star that she dates? I'm not really looking to recreate that in this moment.

>> Got it. Got it. >> That one.

>> It was Olivia. >> But I wish you luck. >> I am also comedian and I can't date within my field.

>> Jews famously don't date within our field. I That's not That's not where we have genetic problems. >> I'm trying to correct that.

>> Could you This is a genuine question for the two comics here. >> Would you be able to date someone that was a comic who you thought was not funny or would not make it? >> No, >> I think I would.

Yeah. >> Yeah. >> They would like prove me wrong and then like it would like backfire like crazy.

>> In this scenario, there's no proving you wrong. >> Oh, yeah. Then I would do it.

>> Okay. Interesting. Okay.

And you said no. >> No, I can't date someone who I don't think is funny or is going to be successful. You have to believe in the person that you're with.

>> I think it's very valid. >> What kind of relationship is it? If you're dating someone and you know that they're not going to make it, are you just doing that so that you know that you're better than them?

>> I can't faint enthusiasm. This is a real thing. Oh, over here.

>> Solidarity. >> YEAH. >> OH, NO.

YOU'RE LIKE, WAIT, YOU broke your mat because you didn't want her to date the comic that she already broke the mat on. >> The women's episode is brutal of this game. That is amazing.

>> I'm so optimistic about this. A2ish women, they're going to love together for a long time. >> Yeah.

You should separate us first and put us up here. Then we wouldn't feel solidarity. >> This is essentially the mold.

Uh >> wait, wait. We'll move you after. Okay.

Melissa, you broke yours also. Why? >> Because I don't want to rock the cradle.

I want to find somebody that can make a baby to rock the cradle with me. That's true. What's the age?

What's the age gap here? >> I'm 24. >> I'm 39.

>> Oh my god. >> That's a full child in the middle. >> I could be your father.

I could be your father's father. All right. >> One more.

I'm 73 years old. Okay. You broke your mom's also.

>> You're younger than my younger brother. >> What? >> Okay.

Age here. [clears throat] Age is a big issue here. I totally get it.

This guy's brain is still forming. You don't know what clock here. If you've smashed your mouth, so move to the end of the line.

Move to the end of the line. >> Over here. >> Now come here.

>> We got two more left. Okay. Now, uh, ask them, you get to ask them a question.

Hopefully, they don't just do what just happened again. Uh, what questions you have for our >> Well, I guess we weeded out the bunch of the older Jewish ladies. >> Wow.

>> Yeah. The younger ones are still in play. That's >> the old age home walked out.

Those are my girls over there. DON'T SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT [cheering] THEM. >> WOW.

A traitor. >> I love you guys. >> Okay.

Wait. So you Okay. So you're the last matzah here.

>> I'm the last. >> Okay. Wait.

I have one question for you. >> Okay. What is it?

>> What's your name? >> Gabrielle. >> Gabrielle.

Congrats on. >> Thank you so much. >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

IT'S not that simple. We got to make sure. We got to make sure that there is a match still here.

>> We got to make sure she can break hers too. Okay. >> People can leave here single.

>> That's the whole thing about Okay. You had a question. So, what is your what is your actual question now that you got each other's names?

>> Yeah. >> What's your real question? >> Okay.

If uh money didn't matter to you, what would you do? >> Um I think I'd be a professional tap dancer. >> Do you tap dance already?

>> I do tap dance, but not as my job. >> And uh can you be fair to ask Adam a question? Um, what's the biggest misconception that people have about you?

>> Uh, that younger men are >> That's a big misconception. >> That's good. That's good.

[laughter] >> I can give my children. >> Okay. Now, you guys have to hold the monster together.

And if one of you thinks that this is not a match, break it. If not, the monster stays together. Three, two, ONE.

We got a match. Another match. You've won two though.

You've officially had two bands that you match with if I'm not mistaken. >> Who am I competing for? >> Well, you'll have to find out.

>> Oh my god, that is true. Tune in very soon. And with that, we're the end of the episode.

Byebye.