This is the new toothpaste. Colgate Luminous White, an excellent toothpaste. It has polishing particles that remove stains.
Now I'd like to know who would recommend it? Raise your hand. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
. . -Hi, Leo.
-What? Would you recommend our toothpaste? I wouldn't.
-Leo. . .
You didn't even try it. -It's mint again, right? What's wrong?
It's usually mint. Because you only approve mint toothpaste. It's always this bleach flavor.
We're forced to be in this mint dictatorship. Fine. You know it all.
-You use toothpaste, right? -Yes. -Which flavor?
-Peppermint. Peppermint is mint's cousin! What's the problem?
Using it is one thing, recommending it is another. I like having sex with hobos, but do I recommend it? -Very rarely.
-Leo, listen. All you have to do is recommend the best toothpaste option. I try.
I always bring new flavors. You don't even look. You reject them.
I'm such a loser. Leo, no one wants a temaki-flavored toothpaste. I love temaki.
Listen, Leo, help me out. I just want to launch a toothpaste that 10 out 10 dentists recommend. -At least once!
-Well, I don't recommend it. -Fuck. .
. -Oh, well. .
. If the person is losing all their teeth, would you recommend this toothpaste? -I'd recommend false teeth.
-Fuck me. . .
If your mother was in her death bed and her last wish was, "My son, recommend this boy's toothpaste! Please! It's all I ask!
" My mother didn't have that voice from a child play. Plus, she already died. Right, imagine this.
A nuclear apocalypse. Every toothpaste in the planet was destroyed. People who survived are dying from dental hygiene problems.
You find the last toothpaste that could save humanity, would you recommend it then? Okay. Okay.
In this ridiculous scenario, I recommend it. You recommend it? We have ten!
New Colgate Luminous White. Recommended by 9 dentists and 1 who only recommends it if all toothpastes disappear in a nuclear apocalypse, and the few survivors are dying of mouth diseases, and this last toothpaste could be the only chance of survival. What's up, Manilha?
Long time no see. -I have something for us. -What?
Do you want it? Look at that. It's so good!
I have something else. Look. Here.
Taste it.
