This is my childhood bully, and today I'm about to get revenge on him by hiring a private military. Over the past month, I scoured the corners of the internet, and I actually found a few websites that let you hire a real private military. Why?

To get revenge on my enemies, of course. So, let's kick things off nice and easy. Starting with paintball revenge with a private military.

And nobody was more deserving of this revenge than my frenemies of fellow YouTubers for fun. >> You see, these torps recently scammed me by convincing me to donate to a fake charity in one of their videos. >> At least $1,000.

>> That would be perfect. >> So, today I'm getting my sweet revenge by lighting these guys up with my army of real private soldiers. >> Seven years army.

>> Private military contractor. >> Private military contractor. The four fun guys thought they were going to scam me.

What were you thinking? The plan is simple. I asked the four fun guys to come play with me and my friends in a paintball match for my new YouTube video called I Bought Banteimu items.

>> Me and the boys here are going to be using these Teimu guns. And for fun is going to get a good oldfashioned Americanmade paintball gun. >> But what they don't know is this video is completely fake.

When the four fun guys aren't looking, I'm going to swap out my friends with real military soldiers who are going to absolutely obliterate them. >> God speed, boys. >> Good luck.

>> Hey, good luck, dude. I'm going straight for you. >> All right, guys.

We're going to get the four fun guys set and then we're going to swap out >> your home base. >> Cool. Oh, that's straight.

Maybe we do have good guns. >> Here they come. All right, boys.

Just hurry. You guys got to win. >> No strategy.

No strat. We can't lose a Teimu guns. >> All right, boys.

Good luck. >> Let's go. >> If I lose to a Teimu gun, I'm quitting you, too.

>> You want to take a look? I'll go middle. >> They're going to be able to tell that those aren't us, bro.

>> That guy's got neck tacks and weighs 300 lb. >> Left side. We get to go.

>> Right side. Thumbs up. >> Three, two, one.

Launch, launch, launch. The troops are already so far up the field. Launch, launch, launch.

>> Military communication out there for realizing. >> I don't know. I don't see them.

Do you are they Johnny? They're right there to the left. One of them is >> John, you're out.

>> I'm out. Oh, he's right here behind the bus. Where are they?

Left, left, left. Dude, you came behind the bus. I got in the face.

>> Look at me. I got bodied. 3/4 of the way up the course.

Could you Oh, I'm screwed. Got me. >> We won.

We won. We won. Let's go.

Let's go. >> All right. Switch out.

Switch out. Switch out. >> Oh, dude.

There's new people out here. >> Can they see you guys? >> All right.

Bring out everyone. Where are they? >> He's got the tattooed neck.

Huh? >> What do you mean tattoo? >> Yeah, that's funny because you put on the same flannel, but you had different black shoes.

>> Dude, that was crazy. We destroyed you guys. >> Oh, yeah.

>> All right. Listen, guys. I hired a private military to absolutely, you know, obliterate you guys.

>> All three of those guys have done actual private military tours overseas. >> I couldn't see him. I just got hit in the face in there.

>> After this, we're even now. >> All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

The fake charity, you know, he's a little over the line. >> Shout out to the four fun guys for being such great sports about this. Make sure to go subscribe to the channel because they post bangers on the regular.

>> Good game, guys. >> But if you thought that little paintball game was cute, just wait until you see what I have in store for my other ops later in this video. Anyways, for my next revenge, I hired a full-blown private SWAT team.

These guys are trained professionals at busting through doors and extracting criminals. But today, I'm going to use their military expertise to get back at none other than my best friend, Tyler Blanchard. >> Enemy spotted.

>> You see, other than being my best friend, Tyler is also my workout buddy. But mafia, he has a nasty habit of being late to the gym. If you are late again, I have permission to what?

>> If I'm here late again, you have permission to send people to my house and drag me here if you need to. I'm being serious. I won't be late.

>> I have it on video. >> Okay. I won't be late, bro.

>> You're going to be late. You're going to be late tomorrow. Bro, no I'm not.

It's like 5 minutes. It's not that big of a deal. >> But mafia, this is the face of a serial liar because the very next day I've been waiting for 30 minutes.

He's still not here. This is not the first time. I waited and waited for my buddy Tyler.

But even after a full hour, he still never showed up. >> If I'm here late again, you have permission to send people to my house and drag me here as you need. Drg me here as you need.

So today I hired these guys to break into Tyler's home, drag him out of his bed, and force him into the gym so we could finally get a workout on time. Good morning, my beautiful mafia. Come on in.

It is 5:15 in the morning. I'm here at our local gym, but his location says he is dead asleep, still at his house. >> Seems like a reasonable thing to do to like one of your buddies, right?

>> Yeah. >> Get him to the gym on time. >> He's right here.

He need to be here. >> I'm not crazy. Isn't that crazy?

>> No. No. Okay.

Now, thanks to my inside man, Tyler's girlfriend, Sam, I have access to all of Tyler's security cameras, which means we're going to watch this together live. I also have a live feed from my military. I think they're going in right now.

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>> You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say? >> That's okay.

That's okay. Let's go, >> Tyler. I'm so sorry, Ty.

>> Bro, this is crazy to go on YouTube. They're not going to let you post it. >> Beans is also in the military car, by the way.

>> I mean, I did tell Eric he could do this, but I just didn't think he actually worked. Oh. Oh, man.

>> Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. I think we're here. Tyler is rolling up right now.

>> The chopper. I'm going to talk to you soon. Beans just sent me this picture.

And a few moments later, Tyler and the SWAT team finally arrived outside the gym. >> Edward. Holy.

>> Let's do it. Home sweet home, son. Youing kid.

We weren't supposed to be here for 2 hours. You kidnapped me. What's up, dude?

>> Did you know about this? >> This is an intervention. >> About what?

Beans, come here. This whole coming to the gym late thing, it's got to stop. >> It's really been upsetting us, dude.

And we didn't know how else to teach you your lesson. >> So, what's the latest I've ever been? >> I mean, what?

Maybe seven, eight minutes. >> That doesn't seem like A BIG DEAL AT ALL. >> Have you learned your lesson?

>> Yeah, I learned how badly I'm going to reprank you for this. >> Yeah. Did you see your door by chance?

>> I didn't see anything. I had a sack over my head. >> Don't worry, guys.

I replaced Tyler's door. And with him finally having learned his lesson, I decided to let it go. >> All right, let's take the handcuffs off of him.

You're not going to try to retaliate. >> Oh, come on. Stop.

But if you thought I was going to stop there, you'd be sorely mistaken. Because for the next revenge, I hired a military sniper. Me, Sergeant Casto, who's going to take care of my friend Beans.

You see, to get revenge on my buddy Beans, I needed the most elite military personnel money can buy. I threw a fake party with hidden cameras everywhere. He's about to walk through the front door in 2 minutes.

Let's get him. Now, I'm getting revenge on beans because back in college, we had a pet baby squirrel named Bucky. We were the mothers this little guy never had.

But unfortunately, one day, Bucky passed away while Beans was on squirrel duty. >> HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT. THE plan was simple.

I convinced Beans to put on a costume and entertain everybody at my fake Thanksgiving party. But little did he know, he would be right in the crosshairs of my sniper, waiting to avenge Sweet Bucky. >> I'm going to s the world, but I'm thankful for that.

Show us where we're going, scene. >> Now, I have to give my respect to Beans for putting on a performance of a lifetime, but he still had no idea that the moment I took his picture, it was going to signal my sniper to rain down a fiery wrath of paintballs. >> Not the turkey god.

I'mma take over the pace, possess the world. But before this turkey gets sniped, how about you do me a favor and snipe that subscribe button. Listen, if you're new here, my friends and I work ourselves to the bone to give you a brand new video every single week, and it's free to subscribe.

Genuinely, it would mean the world. And as a bonus, I'm boxing a YouTuber every time the channel goes up a million subscribers. I'm not joking.

Join the mafia and let me know who I should box at 18 million subscribers. Oh my god, that hurt so bad. What a sick prank.

>> It's not a prank. It's revenge. >> For what?

>> You know what you did to me? >> I didn't do anything to you. >> Does this image mean anything to you?

>> Bucky? >> What the? >> Are you putting the death of Bucky on me right now?

>> Bucky died under your supervision. >> What the heck is this? I was just a mom trying to do her best.

>> This whole thing was done under the supervision of safety professionals. And somehow Beans and I became even closer because of this. >> Hey man.

FOR MY final revenge, I traveled thousands of miles to team up with one of the world's greatest hackers. Scammer payback. This is Perogi.

He's the genius behind the team of hackers who've worked with government agencies and military forces to well give scammers payback. But today, they're helping me to get revenge on my enemy Faze Lacy. >> So, these guys know Blazy and I have had beef for a while.

>> Everybody sing camera. He's not a good YouTuber. He's ugly.

He has no girls. And I'm here to say they're right. >> But he committed a cardinal sin against me.

He ruined one of my YouTube videos. >> What? >> Yeah.

Can you believe that? I was in disguise filming a video and Lacy outed me. >> That wasn't you?

>> And not only that, he told all of his friends. >> Eric. Eric.

>> And this happened. >> So now we're going to ruin one of his streams. I talked to Lacy after this and he gave me a one-time pass to prank him as hard as I want, whenever I want.

With Lacy's permission to prank him, I worked with Beepsy, his roommate, to slip this file onto his computer. A file that this guy gave me. And apparently, this file gives us full control of his entire PC and everything that he owns.

This is his actual desktop right here. He's not live, but we can watch him through his webcam right there. >> We could do anything we wanted to do.

Like, we could go through his files right now. We could change the password to his Twitch account. I mean, we could start a stream if we wanted to.

>> Today, we're going to prank Lacy hard, but not hard enough for it to be emotionally distressing. Please, YouTube. Everyone has confirmed they were not emotionally distressed.

I love you, YouTube. So, here's what's going to happen. We're going to hack into his stream and force him to do the most diabolical thing I could possibly think of.

Convince the entire internet that he's the father of a new baby. We have been waiting hours. Our boy just went live.

It's your boy Lacy. It has officially been one week of the great Lacy lockin. >> I will say this is very nerve-wracking for those of you that are watching because a lot of things have to happen at once.

>> Oh, dude. >> People are trying to ask me, you'll just try this cookie. No, not even a single cheat snack.

>> Now, Mafia, I know what you're thinking. Ara Lacy's definitely going to know it's you hacking his stream. And you'd be right.

Except for the fact that I have a mask, hoodie, and voice modulator to make sure I'm completely unrecognizable. >> Test. Test.

Test. >> After 1 week, I have lost 9 lbs. >> All right.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're good.

You're good. You're good. You're in.

>> Who's on my desktop? >> A microphone. Click on this.

The red box in the bottom. The red box IN THE BOTTOM. >> YO, >> LAZY.

>> HELLO. Nothing bad is going to happen as long as you follow my directions. I want you to know that I have full control over your computer, over everything.

>> You [ __ ] Teimu hacker. You can't do >> If you don't believe me, I'm going to set a new background on your PC. What do you think about your new background?

>> Why do you have a picture of my as my background? >> I kind of like it. Honestly, if you still don't believe me, you're going to get a call on your cell phone.

>> Yeah, I got a call. You can hear me now. I have access to everything.

You understand, Lacy? Now, let's get started. Okay.

Check with your boys and see if you got a drop off at the front door. I sent an Uber Eats package. Go ahead and grab that.

>> Okay. Now, >> go ahead and open up the uh the merchandise. >> A pregnancy test.

>> Listen, listen. You're going to look into the camera and admit to the internet that you have a kid on the way. >> Guys, I'm having a baby.

>> I'm having a baby. >> Crazy. I need to be more convincing than that.

>> Um Um Hey, can you mute your mic [ __ ] >> Good boy. >> Good boy. Listen to your daddy.

Yeah. Yeah. chat.

Um, I have an announcement that I I really need to make, but um, I actually got this test. I wasn't sure, but um, it tested positive, and I am going to be having a baby. Got a baby.

>> Got a baby. Baby. >> One thing I will say is that no matter what comes my way, I will always step up and be a father and, you know, take care of of my son.

>> Yo, [ __ ] Was that good enough for you? >> Now I added a photo on your desktop. Feel free to give me your thoughts on it.

>> Yo, who who is behind this? Is this a troll? I can't tell if I'm getting trolled or if this is real.

>> Now, I need you to pull up Twitter. >> Why? You don't ask the questions here.

Open Twitter. >> Okay. What?

>> I'm going to drown back into Twitter. >> I'm not posting that. >> Well, I can post it for you if you want.

>> I I'm not I can't do anything. I literally can't just post this for you. >> It's not happening, buddy.

>> It's definitely happening. >> Now, lastly, Lacy, I need you to call your mom and tell her that you're having a kid. Wait, I'm just going to turn my PC off.

Don't do that. >> Why? What's going to happen when I turn my PC off?

>> Listen, buddy. >> Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy.

Listen to me. I'm not doing what you say. My computer now.

>> See, you're a hacker. >> Bye. >> Literally going to turn my PC up, bro.

We hacker can't do >> Let me see. >> Can you hear me? >> He shut his PC off.

>> Oh, God. I had no idea that was happening. >> Good job.

Good job. He turned his computer off completely. >> Everything I had no idea this was happening.

>> He's so confused. Look at this guy. >> Oh my god.

>> No way. No way. Oh, the clips are ripping.

>> I am going to be having a baby. >> OH NO. Shorty to be an uncle gang.

>> Dude, there's a million clips of him talking about having a kid. He's trying to stop the tweets. It's like there's no stopping it.

>> All right, boys. I think we got him. I think we got him.