show. I'm dead lighted. We've got so much to talk about tonight.
Marco Rubio just wants to disappear. Greg Bovino gets iced out. And did you know that heated rivalry is based on a real sport?
Who knew? Let's get into the headlines. There is so much chaos in the news lately.
It is truly overwhelming. And if President Trump has you feeling exhausted and wanting to hide under a blanket, you're not alone. >> Marco Rubio admitting he hides from President Trump during his naps on Air Force One, even cocooning himself in a blanket to cover his head.
He says he knows the president never sleeps on the plane and will prowl the hallways to see who's awake. Quote, "I want him to think it's a staffer who fell asleep. I don't want him to see a secretary of state sleeping on a couch and think, oh, this guy is we.
Oh, Marco. Trump isn't going to think you're weak because you're napping. He's going to think you're weak because you're a [ __ ] >> I mean, come on.
You don't have to cover yourself in blankets. If you want the president to ignore you, just be a jobs report or a or a middle-aged woman wearing pants. By the way, how is this guy suddenly the sleep police?
He's like my laptop. If you don't touch him for five minutes, he just shuts down. But I can see why the people in the Trump administration want to lay low and cover up right now.
The whole country is outraged over their fascist cosplaying in Minneapolis. And none of them want to take the blame for it. Unfortunately for him, Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino has become the face of the immigration crackdown in that he's the only one not hiding his face.
People have been demanding his firing, but if there's one thing we know about President Trump, it's that he has always been a loyal man to his staff and to his wives and to his mistresses, and he is not going to toss out Greg Bovino just to cover up his own culpability. >> Sources telling ABC News, Border Patrol Commander Gregory Bo is out as part of a staffing shakeup. The controversial commander has been reassigned to his regular job along the US Mexico border.
>> Oh no. Ko say bye [ __ ] >> Man, do you know how badly you have to be at immigration enforcement that you get deported to Mexico? That's an embarrassing demotion by any standards.
The Department of Homeland Security has been insisting this is not a demotion for Bevino. >> Oh. Uhhuh.
Okay. Of course not. We're We're not throwing you under the bus.
We're throwing you onto a bus and sending it far far away. But still, there seems to be some confusion here. If there's any clear definite sign that Trump has lost his confidence in Bo.
>> Mr Bo, we just learned has been cut off from accessing his social media accounts by the Department of Homeland Security. >> Oh, he's toast. This administration practically runs on [ __ ] posting.
So, there's no greater punishment to them than telling someone, "Turn in your badge and your dank memes. " I'm just kidding. They don't have badges.
I can't believe that no more screen time works on both 8-year-olds and the head of a fascist death squad. Wow. Technology is really powerful.
Powerful stuff. So, it looks like Greg Bovino is gone. Not to be confused with Dan Bonino, who is also gone.
There's anyone in the Trump administration named like Mike Boino? That guy is, let me tell you. So now Trump has a problem.
He needs to find a replacement for Bo. Does anyone have an idea? And I mean anyone.
>> What I would do is just bring Tom Holman in. I would love to see Tom Holman just be asked to go in there and settle things down. I would hope there may be a fresh set of eyes Tom Hman going in there taking control of this.
>> Okay, I think Brian Kilme might want Tom Hman. Uh for those who don't know, Tom Hman is Trump's border zar seen here eyeing a paper bag filled with $50,000. But this is this is killme, okay?
He's a Fox and Friends host. He's not a cabinet member. Just because he's spitballing ideas on camera doesn't mean that Trump's actually going to do exactly what he's suggesting.
20 minutes later. >> The president just posted on truth social moments ago. He says, "I am sending Tom Holman to Minnesota tonight.
" >> Well, me in the face. They say TV is dying, but there's still power in it. I mean, God, if Brian Kilme can will something into existence, imagine what I could do.
Hey, Timothy Shalamé. It's time. Shave that mustache from Marty Supreme.
Yeah. >> YEAH. I think that was the best use of my power.
But the truth is a suggestion from couch people wouldn't have worked on its own. What worked was what the good people of Minneapolis have done with their bravery and their determination and sacrifice. It was their unceasing resistance and banding together in bone chilling temperatures, mind you, that kept attention on the injustices being committed by ICE to the point where even conservatives were pushing back.
At least 30 Republicans now demanding a full and complete and thorough investigation. And Texas Governor Greg Abbott says that it's time for the White House to recalibrate their approach. The NRA even speaking out, posting, "Responsible public voices should be awaiting a full investigation, not making generalizations and demonizing law-abiding citizens.
" Republican Congressman Thomas Massie posting, "Carrying a firearm is not a death sentence. It's a constitutionally protected god-given right. " >> I mean, I I love that conservatives are speaking out, but carrying a gun is a God-given right?
Guys, there's no guns in the Bible. Are you thinking of the novelization of the Equalizer 2, which to be fair is my personal Bible. So, you've got everyone from GOP senators to the NRA criticizing how Trump is handling this.
But no matter how many people abandon him, he will always, always have Newsmax. They'll defend him even if it makes them look stupid. Especially if it makes them look stupid.
>> Can I tell you something? Look at that. Take that full.
In a weird way, that phone, I think, could be mistaken for a gun. I want to show you something. Does that look like a gun?
I think it does a little bit. It's a phone. It's black like most phones.
That's crazy stuff. >> I won't disagree with you there. That is crazy stuff.
If you think this couldn't be any stupider, never underestimate Greg Kelly. >> Oh my god, there's a guy over there. Stop.
>> Doesn't that look like a gun? Seriously, it's just my silly phone. I can't change the screen saver.
I didn't choose that one. It just popped up. I think it's like Black Lives Matter or something.
I do not support, but I can't get rid of it. See you tomorrow. That is the most newsmax sentence of all time.
I don't know what that is, but I do not support it. It's amazing what you can get cancelled for on the right. I don't support civil rights.
I swear it's A TECH ISSUE. YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME. I have to say, Greg Kelly, that entire demonstration was just embarrassing.
I just I hope Donald Trump didn't see you [ __ ] the bed that hard. Oh, phew. You're good.
He was sleeping. For more on Minnesota and the removal of Greg Boino, let's go live to Minneapolis with our very own Troy Iada. >> Troy, what was the final straw for Trump?
>> Uh, well, Desi, there's no doubt it was Greg Bavino's handling of the crackdown in Minnesota, but for Trump, it was also an image issue. He likes a strong leader, and as you can see, Bino falls short of that. Literally.
I mean, with respect, he looks like he's leaving his shift at the chocolate factory. >> Okay. Okay, Troy, I don't think we need to criticize his appearance here.
I think it's more relevant to focus on his sinister behavior in the crackdown and and also the fact that he threw tear gas like a mathlete whose arm fell asleep. >> Yes, that's true. Plus, you know, when he throws the tear gas, the canister just hits your shins.
>> Troy, >> I mean that with respect. With respect. >> Yes, with all the respect.
But at the same time as you can't discount the importance of appearances here, like his decision to dress as a bad guy from The Sound of Music. >> Exactly. Exactly.
See, that's a performance issue cuz it's confusing when people can't tell if he's looking for immigrants or the von trap children. >> Yes. Yeah.
Especially when it looks like he has to buy his Nazi outfits in the Hitler youth section. You know, with respect, >> Troy, please stop focusing on his appearance. He can't change the fact that he has resting illiterate face with with respect.
>> Yeah, well respect. Um you know he tried to change Desi before last week he projected an image that experts said quote looks like what chat GBT generates from the prompt guy who his cousin. Yeah.
>> See I wouldn't emphasize his facial features. I'd emphasize his choice of a haircut. How can he crack down on Latinos while asking his barber to give the sides of his head a Brazilian?
With respect. With respect. >> Yes.
Nothing but respect. >> So much respect. Okay.
So, how did Bovino try to fix his image? >> Well, last week he tried to add glasses to look smarter, but as you can see, that backfired. Um, President Trump hates DEI, so he can't have the head of Border Patrol looking like a Bushwick lesbian.
Um, I can see why that I can see why that look didn't fly with Trump. From the neck down, it says secret police. But from the neck up, it says open mic poem about my vulva.
Respectfully. Respectfully. >> So much respect for the vulva.
>> God bless the vulva. >> God bless. >> Um, you know, regardless of why Greg Bevino is leaving Minneapolis, the important thing is that he is leaving and that he left with his head held high looking like a testicle getting shaved before surgery.
>> Oh, Troy. Respectfully, respectfully, >> respectfully, respectfully. Troy water everyone.
