[Music] this Valentine's Day let Romeo drink the Kool-Aid Jack swim with the fishes and Walken Phoenix bust the Deport on his Chad GPT cuz there's only one love story that's actually as tragic as advertised I wish I knew how to quit you Brokeback Mountain revisit a fil about the magic of finding a partner in a cold cruel world sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it and the tragedy of giving that up because of society's hatred if you can't fix it Jack you got a standard that contrast the Unstoppable forces of nature
with our overwhelming desire to love and be loved but yeah it's the gay cowboy movie right gross two dude spooning ew meet Jack twist when it comes to being a loser it's literally not his first rodeo but Jake Gyllenhaal's sad puppy eyes will make it easy to fall in love with him even when he's dressed like jayen o nice to meet you partner have uh you ever been to brokeback you uh you want to go camping he's will be haed when Jack works the summer with Anis delmare a man a few words but many grumbles
there was a one curve in the road and 43 miles and they miss it how going me we'll be getting married when I come down this mountain making living is about all I got time for now Mom used to say you don't get stomp wining it what together they'll hurt a flock up to the Canadian part of Wyoming for every guy's dream vacation smoking drinking kissing whittling camping kissing hunting fighting and more kissing yeah these two really need Jesus not cuz they're gay cuz they're really bad Shepherds maybe I'll shoot one of the sheep it's
too late to go out there in the Sheep some of these never went up there with you counting what I'd hope for neither my second year up here last summer I had goddamn near 25% loss I don't want that again what are we supposed to do now huh get on in there and untangle them CH and sheep out ours I [Music] guess after their magical summer ends the real bummer begins as Jack covers his tracks worse than Bigfoot at a rave husbands don't never seem to want to dance with their wives while Enis compensates so
hard he instantly spawns three kids one of whom's only four years younger now that's straight as both men put the front in Frontier with women who range from Clueless Carl's nice he even talks to pretty sure what's going on we was hurting sheep and broke back to so deep in denial a team of horses couldn't pull them out I tied a note to the end of the line and then you come back I said you caught a bunch of Browns and you ate them up I looked in that case for a chance I got and
there was my not so TI there wow you really cracked the case Elma what dipped you off this featuring equally powerful performances by Michelle Williams in the first but not last time she'd be the odd woman out in a love triangle and Anne Hathaway as Len a king of the hill character who somehow escaped Fox's animation lineup and entered our world was you tried d i was cying myself dang it Loren two men going to third base on a fishing trip is wrong then I don't want to be right so revisit a film criticized on
release for showcasing a gay relationship that would get criticized today for starring two straight guys that nonetheless remains one of the most influential films of the century because it's a poignant tragic romance that taught us important lessons about Universal love and because it lost the Oscar to the worst racial allegory since so man I'd like you to meet my good friend kareim Abdul Ali and the Oscar goes to crash are you sure can you check the Carn again maybe it says Moonlight starring the most nerd cred gathered in one place since Avengers endgame Mysterio The
Joker Catwoman Venom's girlfriend Hawkeye's wife Sue storm Chief Hopper the director of The Hulk and the guy who yells hello boys I'm back in Independence Day Ernest Bros to Camp have you plan on seducing your Camping Buddy maybe bring some food other than beans next time no more beans I get down here hungry as hell and all I find is beans yeah I'm sick of beans too early in the summer to be sick of beans beans about all we got there you know it smell crazy in there just quit your hammer and get in here
oh no thanks I'll freeze hey screen junkies don't forget the most important holiday of the year tomorrow Madame web release day since we both love researching spiders we at every liveaction Spider-Man villain go head-to-head in every villainous category in an all new episode of buy the numbers click the Box on the right to watch now I wish I knew how to quit you now you take this home throw it in a pot add some broth a potato baby you've got a Ste going Red Solo Cup I fill you up let's have a party all glory
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