Oh, I've got some Russian volume feather eyelashes. >> Which pigeon did you pluck them from? >> Uh, I got them from the market.
$8. 99 they cost. >> They look like an eye infection waiting to happen.
Oh, wait. I've got some of my own actually. Much classier.
I'm going to be all this wedding. Have you told her? Why do I have to tell her?
>> Cuz you've got more tac, diplomacy, and courtesy than we do. >> Well, given I don't know how to spell at least two of those words. I don't think so.
Do you think she's going to be upset? >> Yeah, we're missing a wedding reception. >> It is not a wedding reception.
It is a table at Bobby's carvery. >> I mean, it's not our fault that they announced prom. She'll understand.
Prom is a seminal moment that signifies the end of childhood and the beginning of adulthood. >> Will you stop reading books and speaking like your dad and just speak proper English? Guys, will you just stop arguing because we're going to have to tell her and we're going to have to tell her now.
Tell me what. But it's my wedding day. But prom is like once in a lifetime.
>> Oh, yeah. And I'm just going to go and marry somebody else next week. Look, can you not just see things from our point of view?
>> No, I can't. You're spoiling my wedding day. >> Hey, hey, look, I I don't know what's going on in here, but um you know when you mentioned about your wedding day getting spoiled?
>> Yeah. >> Yeah. Well, um me and Mia were painting and um I'm so sorry.
>> It's fine. >> Yeah, >> it's not spoiled. >> There.
Now it's spoiled. I can't believe she's just done that. >> Look, we're really not trying to hurt you and we're really happy that you're getting married, but after the ceremony, just really want to go to prom.
>> Look, [snorts] today I'm marrying the woman that I fell in love with the second I laid eyes on her, and nothing else matters. So, if you guys want to go prom, it's fine. Yeah.
Go with our blessing. Cuz today's not about parties or handprints on dresses. It's about me and her making a lifelong commitment to one another.
And Mia, >> you're right. Nothing else matters. I've got an idea.
>> Give me your hand. >> Why? >> Just give me a hand on the dress.
for me, you and Mia. [laughter] Beautiful. >> Congratulations.
You are the cutest couple. >> Oh, wait. I I still need to throw my bouquet.
>> Oh, yeah. Okay. >> No, I'm going to get it.
No, you're not. Let me know. >> It's mine.
Distance. >> Focus. >> That's what you get for ditching me.
Enjoy the prom. What should we >> Right. Well, that was a bit childish.
>> I know. >> I loved it. How are you, Mr.
McManus? >> That was the best day of my life. >> Same.
>> Be honest. though. Are you a little bit sad about the girls going to prom?
>> Literally like 1%. >> Same. >> Maybe about two.
[music] >> We did the right thing, Connor, didn't we? >> Yeah, of course we did. I think we need to address the elephant in the room.
[music] >> What? I've literally had three slices. >> No, >> we should have stayed with Stace, shouldn't we?
>> Oh my god, I'm [music] so glad you said that because none of this feels right. Should we go back? >> Yeah.
Yeah. >> Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for Mr and Mr. Mcmanis.
>> [applause] >> We decided we didn't want to miss the prom either. >> People like me are never this happy. >> We'll be this happy forever.
Yeah, promise.