the chicken a animal of many feathers many Maiden calls many styles but most importantly many flavors the human species have been eating these little guys for centuries now and as the years goes on we have been perfecting The Taste the structure the flavor of this animal and now in the year 2023 after years of scientific study in research I think I have finally found the peak of chicken Evolution and it comes in the form of a fast food establishment named after Popeye the Sailor Man obviously what else would it be named after Popeyes started in
the great state of Louisiana after the founders saw the success of the New Orleans KFC that he lived near and when seeing this he said to himself man I could do better than that and so he did and in 1972 the first Popeyes opened and when making the Popeyes he made a Cajun recipe for the chicken to make it stand out from the rest of the chicken establishments and this stood out in the best ways possible and they've always succeeded from then to now we don't talk about 1991. or 2023. I can tell you they
deserved every ounce of their success because these guys created the best chicken to ever touch a tongue these guys are up there at the same tier of Little Caesars a Creed and god tier food like these two places are legit godsends from the heavens above and Popeyes is just the chicken version of LC is chicken giving me the spicy hot tasty goodness salivating itself all in my mouth oh my God it's like when I eat a good Popeyes piece of chicken it makes me think this is how them do's and food Wars must feel like
you know how they be hyping up the food by busting nuts on the food that's how Popeyes feels like to me to me I have no clue what the secret ingredient or the secret formula to this stuff is but I wouldn't be surprised if it was meth and not the homeless people kind of hook a book that they be using I mean the clean blue Walter White 99.9 pure one the type of stuff that billionaires be using because we know they do it like why else do you stay that when Popeye's release there's chicken sandwich
everybody was going berserk to get one it's cause Walter White and Jesse collabed on that sandwich I remember back in 2019 people would sell their balls to get these sandwiches lines will be hours long acting like these sandwiches were made by five star chefs everybody was trying to get their hands on them even dudes in prison were getting their hands on this sandwich how oh you know that's a booty hole sandwich right and when these things sold out all hell would break loose people were crashing cars fighting the employees murder a guy got murdered for
cutting the line for a chicken sandwich bro really would rather get a life sentence than letting another man get in the way of his chicken I understand but imagine going to jail and your cell may ask you what you in for and all you can say is chicken sandwich people were even selling these things for more than 3K on eBay like what in the world is happening but that free shipping I don't know man it might be a good day [Music] the sandwich was Peak as soon as it hits your tongue it felt like God
kissed you this is what fast food should be every one of them should be like this so when folks start comparing Popeyes to trash hillbilly garbage like KFC I can't help remember wanting to knock you out of your socks KFC is garbage at least compared to Popeyes now I don't hate KFC you know the Jack hauler meal it's okay it's just one you think it's about Popeyes you should have your tongue ripped out of your mouth cause imma assume your taste buds are in the wrong and not your brain I understand KFC's popularity spans worldwide
there's definitely a lot more KFCs around the planet than there are Popeyes shoot Japan treats the colonel like he's Santa KFC definitely has the bigger influence but that's because the chicken is messing with people's brains making them think that's the best chicken I'm about to tell you the truth about Kentucky Fried Chicken we all know Colonel Sanders right mascot founder KFC but what if I told you Mr Sanders was a plantation owner like look at him you can't tell me this guy didn't have a few workers and I'm not talking about sexy Colonel Sanders that
guy is brainwashing everybody snap out of it he's trying to divert your attention to the truth actually he was born in 1890 shut your [ __ ] ass up now that you know this do you really want to buy chicken from this guy now the [ __ ] you mean you want to buy more of it well whatever I just think KFC is 32. every time I get chicken in there I feel like I'm eating some kind of mystery animal that fell in the fryer that they say is chicken I'm not here for no mystery
me I'm here for chicken my mindset is this whenever I hear or see some news that there's a KFC with rats in the kitchen or in that food I'm just like typical of course there's nasty animals in this dirty ass place never eaten there again but when Popeyes has rats in their kitchen I'm all like no wonder why their food's so good they got Remy in the back looking for us [Applause] a day between the differences of Popeyes and KFC and I can say that the same thing about any other chicken establishments as well Chick-fil-A
one of Kanye's worst songs and some mid-ass chicken be honest the sauce is carry they got the best sauces and that makes you think the chicken is the bee's knees but it's just I at best the spicy chicken sandwich though it's okay too plus homophobic chicken I'm a patriot and I believe Love Is Love Raising Cane's Chicken I'm inside I've had better at a school cafeteria seriously though just eat your school lunch it tastes just as good you're not missing anything Wingstop man I ain't eating that if we ain't talking about wing kingdom I ain't
getting no wings from anywhere Zaxby's churches whatever you might as well just go to Walmart and buy some Tyson's Chicken cause nothing's better than the goat now even though I do think Popeyes is the best and I'm riding them pretty hard I have to say they're pretty inconsistent I love Popeyes so much but damn they can be really hit or miss sometimes first of all when you order there is a decent chance they will give you the wrong order you could order a three-piece spicy tenders and they give you a two-piece mild regular chicken you
ask for mac and cheese as a side and they give you beef you could ask for a Sprite and they give you a [ __ ] Kelp Shake and what what is this I remember a few weeks ago I went to Popeye's to get my spicy tenders and some extra stuff for the fam and when I ordered it it was a little crowded but half the people already had their food so I didn't think it was going to be that long but these guys have me waiting for 20 minutes just to tell me they ran
out of spicy chicken and I was all like what the [ __ ] you mean you ran out of spicy chicken that makes no sense this is Popeyes you guys make chicken just go on the back and make some more spicy chicken dumb [ __ ] I'm not [ __ ] leaving my [ __ ] chicken well I didn't say all that but but I would have said they gave me mild tenders it tasted good but it wasn't what I asked for so I still disappointed you know how you trying to buy food one day
in a grocery store and it's sold out so you just get like the second option I mean it still tastes good but like it's not it's not it's not the same it's not the same so yeah Popeyes is very inconsistent but when it hits it's the greatest thing ever so I can't help but thinking that Popeyes is the goat I hope everyone listening can see the light like me and if you disagree comment your inferior favorite place down below and go away as an original point of view [Music] baby
