Bella, are you going to play Mother May? >> No way. It's too risky.
>> You know it's for $10 million though, right? That's a ton of money. >> Yeah, and you know the losers die, right?
It's a death sentence. That's why they only allow six participants. >> I'm going to play.
>> Jess, no. You're going to die. >> No, I'm going to be rich.
>> Welcome to the game. You and the other five participants will be living in the arena while you play. Mother is so excited to meet you.
>> Where is she? >> She's watching. Follow me.
>> Hi, my brave participants. I am Mother and welcome to Mother May I. The game is simple.
Do as I say and you'll move on. Don't and you'll die. The last one alive wins $10 million.
Good luck. >> Mother, may I sit down? >> You may not.
Mother, may I take a nap? You may. >> Lucky.
Hey, want some chips? Fine. More for me.
>> Oops. Looks like someone forgot to ask mother. >> Oh, my bad.
Mother, may you forgive me? Mother does not. Five more to go.
Mother, may I awaken from my nap? You may. Mother, may I eat something?
H, you may not. >> Mother, may I have some water? H, you may not.
Mother, may I have some water? You may. Mother, may I have some food?
You may. Mother, please, can I have some water? You may not, but you may do the one chip challenge.
>> What? That's like super spicy. Mother insists.
>> Mother, he's choking. May I help him? >> You may not.
Only four more to go. It kind of seems like mother's targeting people. >> Mother, may I use the restroom?
You may. Oh, thank goodness. Hey.
Oh, you scared me. I didn't expect anyone to be in here. >> I wanted to talk to you.
Is it just me or does mother seem to be favoring player two? >> Mother's watching. >> Not in the bathroom.
She's not. I think that's like illegal. >> Yes, she is.
Just ask her something. It'll prove it. Fine.
Mother, do I have to ask to flush? You do. Mother, may I flush?
You may not. But since you think I'm being so unfair, you may drink it. Drnk what?
Oh my god. No. Are you saying no to mother?
Yeah, I'm not doing that. I could get sick. Too bad.
Only three more to go. Mother, may I go to sleep? You may not.
Mother, may I go to sleep? You may. Mother, may I go to sleep?
You may not. It's not fair. You let player two do everything.
Do you have something you'd like to say, player six? Yeah, I do. Mother, may I know?
Is this game rigged? Yes, you may. I'm listening.
You may know after you die. >> No, please. I didn't disobey you.
I'm just saying it doesn't seem fair. Player four, do you think mother's fair? >> Yes, mother.
I do. Good. Then you can do the honors of shooting player six.
>> What? Mother, may I refuse? >> You may not.
Please, please don't shoot me. I I I don't want to die. If I don't, then we both die.
Mother, may I refuse? You may not. No.
Please, please don't shoot me. I don't want to die. Please.
You don't understand. If I don't, we both die. Hurry up, player four.
Mother is waiting. I'm sorry. [Laughter] Good job, player four.
You made mother proud. >> Mother, may I cry? You may not.
Only two participants left. One of you will win $10 million. Mother, may I eat?
You may. >> Mother, may I eat? >> You may not.
>> Has mother said no to anything you've asked? >> No. I mean, at least not yet.
>> It's not fair. >> Mother never said the game was fair. Player four.
>> Mother, may I stop playing the game and just live? Mother, may I stop playing? Mother, may I but live?
>> You may not. >> Then what are you waiting for? The winner is in your hands.
Just put the loser out of their misery already. You're right, player four. I am.
Mother will now choose who wins and kill the other >> right now. Don't Don't you want to think about it first? >> Mother knows.
Mother always knows. One of you is about to win $10 million. But first, >> mother, you saved me.
>> Oh my god. >> Congratulations, player four. >> I won.
>> Jess, you won. Mother may I? >> I don't know how I did it.
>> I can't believe you're alive. >> And I'm rich. >> I'm so proud of you.
Hello there, player four. >> Mother. >> Mother felt like she didn't get a proper goodbye.
Don't you owe mother a thank you? I know how you can thank mother. Mother would like to stay with you forever.
Will you accept mother? Good morning player four. Good morning mother.
Mother doesn't like waiting. When will you decide if she can stay with you forever? I'm still thinking mother.
Mother why did you decide to save me instead of player two? She was clearly your favorite the entire game. Yes, mother loved player two, but mother realized player two would have never killed for mother like you did.
You're loyal to mother, and mother wants to stay loyal to you. >> Did you do it yet, Ashley? Shh.
I'm worried if I say no, something bad will happen. She can't control you anymore. The game's over.
I know that, but I also can't control her. Well, she can go back to game land and wait for next year's contestants. You don't need her in your life.
Mother is getting impatient. Well, I'm not deciding right now. Ashley's on her way over about that.
I wouldn't wait around for Ashley. >> Mother, what did you do? Mother, what did you do?
>> Ashley wasn't a good influence on you. Mother is helping you. >> I didn't ask for your help.
Please pick up. Please pick up. Please pick up.
>> Jess, is that you? This is Ashley's mother. >> Is Ashley okay?
>> I'm afraid not. There's been an incident. They think she was poisoned.
Is she? >> She's in the hospital, but they expect her to make a full recovery. >> Oh, thank goodness.
I'll come see her as soon as I can. She would love that. I'll keep you posted.
>> Mother, you can't be hurting my friends. >> Mother is sorry, player four. Do you forgive her?
>> I can't trust you. I appreciate you letting me win. I really do, but you can't stay with me.
Mother loves you, player four. Will you give mother another chance? No.
[Music] Ashley, Jess, thank goodness you're okay. Did you finally tell mother no? >> Yes.
And I'm so sorry I didn't do it sooner. I can't believe she poisoned you. >> Me either.
I'm just glad I'm okay. >> Me, too. >> Almost.
>> Is a job for a grown. >> Hello. Can I help you?
Hi. I'm new to the neighborhood and brought you a gift to say hi. Are you okay?
>> Yeah, sorry. Your voice just reminds me of someone. >> Oh, thanks for the gift.
>> You're welcome. >> What did you say your name was? >> My name's Amber.
>> That's pretty. What does it mean? >> Mother.
>> I have to go. >> That was weird. >> Hello.
This is the creator of Mother. May I? Is this player 4?
>> Yes. We seem to have a little issue. Mother is missing.
>> What do you mean you can't find mother? She's an AI. >> We've been experimenting with putting her intelligence into a human body.
She seems to have stolen the body and left. >> Why are you telling me this? >> We want to make sure mother doesn't find you.
If she does, you could be in serious danger. >> I think she already has. Can't you guys shut her down?
>> She recoded her reset button without us knowing. It will take weeks for us to figure out how to reset her. Well, then how do you plan on stopping her?
>> Um, >> hello. >> Yeah, we don't know. >> Jess, it's Amber, your neighbor.
>> How did you get into my house? >> You left the window on the second story unlocked. >> You would have needed a ladder.
>> Yeah, I have a ladder. >> You can't just break into people's houses. What are you doing here?
>> To see you. Let's just talk about this over some coffee. I don't need you staring at me while I sleep.
>> What are you doing? This is not >> just waiting for the coffee to brew. You called the cops on me.
Give me that. >> Mother knows what she has to do. >> Goodbye, player four.
>> Mother, what are you doing? >> I'm shutting myself down. I'm letting you go.
You're right, Player 4. I will never be human. I will never be your mother.
You will always be my AI mother. >> Powering down. Goodbye.
Are you okay? I heard mother was holding you hostage. >> She was.
She completely lost it. >> Where is she? Where's mother?
>> You must be the game maker. >> Well, >> you know how you said mother was the only person that knew how to shut herself down? >> Yeah.
>> Well, that's what she did. >> What do you mean? Where's her body?
>> She's in there. >> Mother, I'm coming. >> Well, I think we're finally in the clear from mother now.
>> I hope so. >> Mother, if you could hear me, don't worry. I'm going to fix you up.
I'm going to get you back working in no time. Okay, >> sweetie. Are you excited to be a guardian?
>> What if I don't get guardian? >> That's nonsense. Everyone in this family is a guardian.
>> Yeah, you're right. I'm excited. >> Did you tell your mom >> that I really want to be in the mafia?
No way. >> You should have. Maybe she wouldn't care.
>> I'm just going to wait and see what I get first. >> I'm sure you'll get mafia. There you are.
Jess, you're up. Good luck. You're a guardian.
Congratulations. >> Thanks. >> What'd you get?
>> Guardian. I should have known. I could never be in the mafia.
>> I got in the mafia. Congrats. Really?
>> Ignore them. You're where you're supposed to be. >> Yeah.
>> What's going on? Secret agent mafia. So, I'm like an undercover mafia.
Sweet. Night. >> Wait, sweetie.
What did you get? >> Guardian. Duh.
>> See, you were worried for nothing. >> What time is it? >> 2:00 a.
m. Time to start training. >> The mafia doesn't sleep, I guess.
>> No. No, it does not. >> So, who are you?
>> Allow me to introduce myself. I am Kevin, and I will be your secret assistant in your mission to take down the mafia. >> Can others hear you?
No, I am in your head. >> Lovely. >> It is time for you to complete your first task.
>> Kill Charles. >> Who's Charles? >> The mafia's assistant.
>> Great. How am I supposed to find them? >> Sending you Charles location now.
>> Good work, Kevin. >> Great. A bar.
He could be anywhere. >> Red cap in the back. >> On it.
Bartender. Two drinks, please. >> Here you go.
Hey. >> Uh, hey. >> I bought you a drink.
Must be my lucky day. >> Cheers. >> It's good.
>> I think you drank the wrong drink. >> Is everything okay? >> What happened?
>> You're really bad at drugging someone. That's what happened. >> Where am I?
The mafia dungeon. Boss is about to come in here and take care of you. All right, Charles.
What kind of rat did you get this time? >> Wait, mom. >> Honey, what are you doing here?
>> You're the mafia boss. >> Surprise. >> New task.
>> How did you find me? Who sent you? >> The mafia?
I'm a secret agent for them. I was sent to kill you. >> That's impossible.
The mafia doesn't have secret agents. There must be another group forming. A group that clearly wants us gone.
Kevin, who are you working for? >> Charles, come on. I'm tire already.
We have bigger problems than my daughter right now. >> Why would they want to take you down? >> Because we have more power than any other group in the world at this point.
>> Well, if they sent me after you, I'm probably not the only one. >> That's what I'm thinking, too, sweetheart. We're going to have to take the chip out of your neck.
Because if you can hear Kevin, whoever's controlling Kevin can hear you. >> Is that dangerous? Of course, but it's either take the chip out and try and kill Kevin or kill you.
>> Do what you have to do. >> It worked. He's deactivated.
>> Oh, thank goodness. >> Why didn't you tell me you were in the mafia? >> To protect you.
See how dangerous it is out here? >> Well, now we can go at this together. >> No one will be able to stop us.
>> Let's see what my curse is for the week. [Music] >> Hey, did you get your curse? >> Yeah.
>> What is it? something really boring. You don't want to hear.
>> Tell me what it is right now. >> To be obedient. >> Oh my god.
You really shouldn't tell people that. >> Yeah, that's why I wasn't going to tell you. >> Well, don't tell anyone else.
Okay. >> Okay, I'll try. >> Did you see Miss Martin's shoes?
Yeah. They're literally the ugliest thing I've ever seen. I can't believe she wore those.
No wonder she's single. Oh my god. Would you guys stop?
She could hear you. What? You don't think they're ugly?
>> I mean, they're not the cutest. Bet you wouldn't say that to her face. >> You're right.
I won't. >> Go on, tell her her shoes are ugly. >> Yes, Jess.
>> Your shoes are ugly. >> Yes, Jess, your shoes are ugly. >> Okay.
Thank you for sharing your opinion. Please go back to work. I can't believe you told her that.
>> You told me to. >> But that didn't mean you had to do it. >> Oh, right.
>> You're cool. You're cool. Come to Mason's party tonight with us.
It's going to be a blast. >> I can't. I need to study for my AP test.
>> Don't be lame, Jess. We're just starting to like you. You're coming.
>> Okay. See you there, >> Marissa. I need your help.
>> What? >> Tell me I have to study tonight. >> Why?
>> Because Laura told me I have to go to Mason's party and now I'm going to have to go. >> You got invited to Mason's party by Laura? >> It's a long story.
Just tell me I have to study. >> You have to study. >> Thank you.
>> Jess, we'll pick you up at 8. Okay. Wear something nice.
Oh, actually I remembered I can't go. >> Why? >> I'm busy.
>> Don't lie. You're coming with us. >> Okay.
>> Tell me I have to study again. >> Tell me I have to study again. Jess is studying tonight.
Jess, don't listen to a word she says. She doesn't control you. You're going with us.
We already decided. >> Jess. Oh, hey Mason.
You're at a party. Well, this is awesome. I'm glad you came.
Yeah. Hey, I'll catch you later. >> I see the way you're looking at him.
What? Who? Jared, you're totally giving him the eyes.
>> You caught me. I knew it. Anyways, I dare you to go tell your crush that you like him.
>> What? >> Go on. I bet he likes you, too.
>> Hey, Mason. What's up? >> I like you.
Not him, you brat. That's my boyfriend. Ow.
>> That's my boyfriend. You brat. You hit me.
>> Fight. Fight. Fight.
Fight. Hit her back. Jess.
Fight. Fight. Fight.
Fight. Fight. Fight.
Laura and Jess, stop. >> Here's some ice. >> Thanks.
>> Sorry about Laura. She can be protective. It's >> fine.
>> I shouldn't have told you that anyways. It's okay. Laura and I are actually currently broken up.
>> Does Laura know that? Because she beat me up. >> It's complicated.
She thinks it's a break. I better go before she hits you again. If she sees us talking, who knows what she'll do.
>> Remember, 30 minutes on, 30 minutes off. >> Thanks. >> See you.
You got what you deserved. I told you to tell Greg. >> Don't like Greg.
>> I don't care. Stay away from Mason. >> Now, what do you say?
Hi, I'm Dory and I suffer. >> Suffer from what? >> I don't know what.
>> It's no use. She'll never remember. Yes, she will, Charlie.
We'll try again after school. Now, remember, after school, you come straight home. You just >> just keep swimming.
>> That's my girl. >> Keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
>> Hey, you want some candy? >> Ooh, candy. No, I must just keep swimming.
>> Are you sure? It's really good. >> No, thank you.
And what was I doing? Just eat candy. Hey, do you have any candy?
>> Yeah, I just Never mind. Here you go. >> Thanks.
>> Whoa. What's this do? >> It allows you to see people's locations.
It's special candy. >> I have to go tell >> who. >> I don't know.
Who should I go tell? >> I don't know. Your mom and dad.
>> Thank you, mysterious man. Now, opt to find mom and dad. But where's mom and dad?
The beach. Hi, I'm Dory. How can I help you?
Hey, have you seen my son? He was last seen wearing an orange cap. Maybe maybe doesn't help me.
Please, can you help me look for him? He's only 6 years old. His name's Nemo.
>> I could try. Lilo, where are you? >> It says he's surfing with Stitch.
>> His name's Nemo. Please try again. >> Oh, Nemo, where are you?
It says he's with the mysterious Candyman. I know where the mysterious Candyman is. >> You do?
>> He's that way. >> Great. >> Or was it that way?
>> I don't know. >> Or maybe that way. >> I'm going to need you to know which way.
Any day now. >> Tell me where the Candyman is. >> Hi, I'm I know who you are, and you're supposed to be telling me where the mysterious man is that has my son.
>> Now, is that how you ask somebody for help? Does grumpy little man need a nap? >> No.
Fine. Don't help me then. >> Hold on, Grumpy Man.
Location thingy. Where's the mysterious candyman? The beach?
>> Hey, I was just on my way to the beach, >> I think. Well, let's go. Hey, Dory, tell me something.
Why do you repeat yourself so much? >> Because I suffer from short-term IBS. >> IBS >> or memory loss?
I don't remember which one. >> I think memory loss. >> Really?
I was thinking I'd Yes. >> Hey, there he is. >> Nemo, over here.
>> Nemo, I thought we were looking for the candyman. >> I thought I lost you. Dory, is that you?
>> Mom, Dad, we found you. >> Crimes dead. Crimes committed.
>> Mom, >> what? >> My soulmates committed. finger out of nose.
>> My soulmates committed zero crimes. >> Oh, good. >> No, I want a bad boy.
>> Get that finger away from me. >> How many crimes has yours committed? >> Zero.
But he's probably waiting for the perfect crime. >> Or he's a goodie two shoes. >> He's not.
I knew he wasn't a goody two shoes. Guess whose soulmate committed a crime? >> No way.
I wonder what he did. >> He actually committed three more. He's at four crimes today.
>> That's kind of a lot. >> Yeah, he's just warming up. A thousand crimes in one week.
>> How many crimes has your soulmate committed? >> A thousand. >> Wo, that's kind of a lot.
>> Yeah, he's averaging about eight crimes an hour. >> And you're not worried? >> But it's okay.
I wanted a bad boy. >> Well, what has he done? >> I don't know.
>> Click on the number and it'll tell you what he did. >> Oh, really? >> Yeah.
That's how I found out mine murdered someone. >> Okay, soulmate. Let's see what you've done.
Borrowed someone's pencil and didn't return it. Use someone else's Netflix account. Pirated music.
Jaywalked. Went whale fishing in Ohio. Ripped tags off mattresses.
My soulmate's not a criminal. He's just average, but you're still going strong. Let's see what else you did.
All right, soulmate. Let's see what else you've done. Dunked Oreos in water.
Slept with socks on. Ate food after brushing teeth. Still, they're not too bad.
Stole from his grandmother and murder. Maybe I don't want a bad boy. >> Breaking news.
A new criminal on the horizon is about to beat the world record for the most crimes committed in a month. High reward to help us find him. >> My man is highly wanted.
>> Ow. Excuse me. >> What?
>> You stepped on my foot. >> Then move it. Stepped on someone's foot.
>> Hey, wait. >> What? >> Hey, wait.
>> No. I know who you are. >> Really?
And who am I? >> You're that guy they want. The one that's about to beat the world record for the most amount of crimes.
>> What makes you think that? >> I know you sleep with socks on and that you murdered someone. >> Lots of people sleep with socks on.
That doesn't prove anything. >> Who'd you murder? >> You know, most people would be afraid if they ran into someone like me.
>> At first, I was, but I've kind of always wanted a bad boy. >> So, why do you do it? >> Do what?
You know what? >> The crimes. I want to be the most wanted man in history.
>> Oh, I'm kidding. I don't know. The adrenaline, I guess.
Plus, I haven't done anything that bad besides whale fishing in Ohio. >> Right. Hey, over there.
That's the guy who dunks his Oreos in water. Get him. Run.
I think we lost them. Here, wear this as a disguise. Let's go.
>> So, what's your plan? to hide. >> No, I mean you get the world record for the most amount of crimes and then what?
>> And then I dip out of this place, start a new life, and be someone else. >> Okay, fine. >> Fine.
What? >> I'll help you do it. >> I don't need help.
>> You do. >> Do not. Especially yours >> under one condition.
>> What's that? >> You take me with you. >> And why would I do that?
>> Because I'm your soulmate. >> You're what? >> Yeah.
That's how I knew about all those crimes you did. Oh. >> So, how many more crimes do you have to commit?
>> 50 more to beat the record. >> Let's do it. >> Babe, we got to go or we'll be late for our flight.
>> Breaking news. A new criminal has beat the world record for the most amount of crimes committed. His identity is unknown.
Got the tickets? >> Got him. for 37.
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