[Music] hey we are the impractical jokers and this week you'll see us on hot ones truth or dab and of course sal i brought help but uh i'm gonna try not to use it and to my family i love you he's going to use it he's going to use it [Music] hey what's going on everybody for first week feast i'm shawn evans and welcome back to another exciting episode of truth or dab the hot one special where we give our guests two simple options tell the truth or suffer the wrath of the last ab and
today i'm very excited to welcome james murray salvolcano and brian quinn better known as merc sal and q of the impractical jokers you can catch new episodes every thursday on truetv and on the truetv app guys welcome to the show yes all right so excited so excited dude well before we begin let me explain what's going on in front of you you guys have a series of wings they've all been doused in various versions of the last app i have a set of deeply personal potentially awkward questions for each of you and when i ask
you a question you have a choice answer it honestly or escape the truth by eating a death wave in q yeah we're going to start with you right all right let me know i'll see you on the other side you know the punishments on impractical jokers they can range from tests of endurance like the time that you're handcuffed to a mime for 24 hours just into straight up social torture what for you has been the most traumatic punishment in your experience i can answer five answers to that question the one with the x's on the
children's i remember that one classic that was brutal uh one i mean do i get out of if i give four answers do i get out of all of these no that's not no but go ahead let it fly universal when you had to pull the emergency that looked like it was annoying but that's a good catch because that's that's a ride that normally takes 45 minutes so what happened was on the universal tram ride uh they have the emergency brake where you pull it and stops the ride it's the tram ride through the back
lot normally that ride is 45 minutes long i made that ride two hours and 15 minutes for people and people were threatening me threatening me one guy stood up pointed me goes when this ride ends i'm gonna find you and kill you you're ruining my vacation stuff like that and they just had me stop it over and over there's a lot going on i'm realizing maybe we're not as good friends as i thought all right moving on to murr yes murr you're up next what's the most set up you've ever felt during an episode i'm
kind of partial to the time that you thought you were competing in a bodybuilding competition walked into a room and then we're face to face with your childhood crush danica mckellar while you're oiled up and in a speedo i'll tell you what about the punishment so what's maybe not on tv is that they held me in this giant room with guys that were actually lifting weights all greased up themselves they're twice my size and they piped in the sounds on speaker of an actual bodybuilding competition so keep in mind that i was all greased up
my nipples were out and i do have pointy nipples as evidenced by the fact that for today for the hot ones i wore pasties so you wouldn't see my nipples because there's pointy nipples so i felt mortified already and the second before i turned the door hand i was like what if it's something different right but never in a million years did i think it was danica mckeller all of our childhood crushes from the wonder years and i walked in she's sitting there looking spectacular in her gown and i i walked into the corner like
a weirdo i walked in the he also just told us by the way in the green room that his wife had to apply the nipple covers today to which we said why why was your wife i said it's all for minister nipple coverage you can though no if this this show's not filmed in 3d but if it were and i took these off wow you could cut glass with those numbers they're kind of poking through they are though i need i need all right yeah that was the most set up i ever felt in my
entire life all right selling on to you i refuse to answer [Laughter] what's the closest you've ever been to getting punched in the face messing with the wrong one during the shoot uh yes so you know the tkts booth in times square it's like people line up all day like for a couple hours to get really discounted broadway tickets day of and it usually has a line that snakes like a thousand people on it so i cut that line and a war vet i only know that because i only know he's a war vet because
he was in the outfit he was a civil war fan and he told me but he was getting like furious with me and so he called over security that i cut him and then when security came over i i just kind of was like i don't know who this man is i don't know actually i said i'm with him i said i'm with him i don't know why he's treating him in this way and the guy just lost it and just grabbed me he was like 70. yeah he was he was he grabbed me and
he strangled me like this like literally like homer but for real i was just like but it was you know he was he had seen some action so i just kind of i just kind of waited it out seeing you i just got to see you guys triggered a flashback all right well moving on here to round number two and here we'll heat things up a little bit murr yes sir you know one of the marks of the mega success of jokers has been that it's launched a handful of spin-offs including joker's wild dinner party
inside jokes and a practical joker's after party which one of those spin-offs would you say was most for the bag okay we'll take the money what's the most for the money and run oh inside joke dude can i change my answer you are not you're a disaster oh it's hot you think in my defense i didn't know what for the background do you think you're on cold wings cold ones oh john what did you do to me on the first bite you don't know about art we love the comedy wait you're going to do that
i was going to try a whole lot the guy who brought my lantern i'm like don't drink the milk you can sell oh you may have to put it to the test because now we're moving the focus over to you you know we were briefly we were briefly network mates [Laughter] we were briefly network mates and for us the extremely short-lived hot ones the game show and i know the relationship is good and blah blah blah blah blah blah be real what is the single dumbest creative note you've ever gotten from an executive at true
tv [Laughter] so you messed up he's happy to get to this yeah i'm sorry i'm tired i'm tired what i'm physically dying right now drool i am dying i'm the first one that was number one yeah yeah but you know what what is wrong all right all right all right um don't eat the wig let me just let me buy it here we go i'm gonna be joining the party okay oh this is gonna be fun i've thought about this one for a very long time it's happening this is gonna be fun to watch up
close i'm so happy i'm here for this it's hot right away that's for sure the whole wingman hauling [Music] [Music] totally normal totally normal great murr you're doing great you're not i feel like i'm collapsing inside oh oh there it is oh yeah you have drone mouth i'm collapsing the hiccups yeah hiccups are one i don't know but it happens to me sometimes too i understand i understand exactly what you're going through oh [ __ ] dude the noises coming out of you or really something i'm not good with heat i should have mentioned it
got to my lantern all right this is not what i just you guys who are really really making me nervous all right don't be don't be nervous because all you have to do answer the question honestly yeah you guys are a multi-hyphenate group in fact myrrh over here has written four novels i'm curious have you read literally any of them can you give us a 30 second book report on the sunday times best seller awakened let's just start with number one just start with number one to read i i i read an early draft of
it and gave him notes in 2003 a long time ago you never read the final product it was something about a there was a locust and a train car or something like that there was something like like he sent me all four books i didn't even crack the spine yeah he gave me one of those he gave me one of his books backstage at one of our shows and uh he wrote this christmas a nice person yeah he gave me his own book for christmas by the way just so everybody knows that uh and then
i left it at the theater and i felt so bad that i called the theater and i had them ship it to me uh and now i'm realizing that's a waste of money oh don't touch your eyes that was a bad oh yeah don't touch it you're late start at one [ __ ] it's coming undone yeah yeah and maybe just take a bite don't eat the whole thing oh [ __ ] me what do i do about the eye situation [Music] i'm coming in with emergency milk thank you so much i feel like maybe
i will look better with all the white for my eyes i feel like a total feeler i do like a failure to all you guys i wash everything people get to the end they put extra on the end they don't even drink the milk all the water i'm drinking the milk whoa she was going back in i'm sure it'll kick in but it hasn't kicked in yet but i know i saw the moment i kicked it on you guys so i'm waiting here it gets hotter enough does it get hot come on in dumb i
should not have touched it does the more i eat the hotter it gets or is this like yeah that's kind of how it goes you know like life well i don't know if there's like only a certain level of oh the more i talk the more the air is my taste buds and the more it heats it up that's the least hot they're all the kind of the same they're all kind of the same pod all right mark i want to be good for you guys you're doing so good you guys are doing so good
we just want to be good for sure we're moving on you you're doing so well yeah i'm not crying or anything like what the hell i have a constitution i have a weak constitution this is a double cross no it's hot if you guys sean if you guys want to trade paddles you can [Music] okay here it goes here we go all right sal now it's under the tongue moving the attention back to you all right so to open up this next round we're gonna lean on your finance degree from st john's university okay so
you might as well never have so focus focus through this all right because i will not repeat the question okay attacks placed on a hot sauce company with an upward sloping supply curve and a downward sloping demand curve a causes the equilibrium quantity of the good to increase or b affects them [Laughter] b affects the welfare of buyers of the good but not the welfare of sellers see what you do causes an increase in the effective price paid by buyers d creates a burden that is born entirely by consumers it is c causes increasing the
effective price paid by buyers did it go up your nose yes oh that's the part you were the senior vice presidential securities for finance get your head out of your ass sound that was mvp and it was some mutual funds [Music] on over to you one of my favorite bits of yours was the april fool's day prank where you ran a bogus campaign for congress i'm curious which one of your real life political takes do you think would be least popular with jokers and first [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] i have some interesting thoughts about wealth cheers
to you sean one bite bird just one bite don't go don't be a hero don't oh i eat it at all i mean the wing is delicious wing is delicious all right q before we move on to the final round i have one more question for you oh i know that you're a huge fan of the wu tank yeah between raequan uh rizza ghostface and method man who's the most overrated mc and why oh yeah okay so i just jump right and everything they do is quite frankly wonderful it's just an honor to be living
on the same i gotta i gotta meet someone after this you're gonna be yeah it's a bad move oh my god it's the particles that go up the nose right yeah that really create the problem you know that's a good rule in life in general it's like um it's like a like a piece of chicken skin got up my nose and it's just burning its way throughout like the aliens yeah like burning its way into my brain well the good news is we're approaching the finish line we're on to the final round dom is there
an extra wing i'll take one in solidarity oh my god we're going through it yes they've been going through it i feel like all of my lips are breaking out in herpes again i'm here today i'm here to join the party all right we are on to the final round and this is a question that i have for all of you guys since you've recently re-upped on contract time for a show that has been a marketing network staple for nine years i'm just curious how much do you guys make perhaps come on three or four
it doesn't matter yeah it's all the same [Music] i love you a lot i love screaming that's great i don't know what is in it what is in it that makes it so spicy the pepperoni the hot sauce the pepper x pepper x cherry pepper grown by smoking ed curry who grew the carolina reaper and that has blessed us with this this isn't for human consumption come on no this is crazy i can't do it no argument there it's getting better it's getting better oh murray you look like you're downright enjoying it getting better now
now i'm using my body temperature's rising to 114 degrees so i'm okay with it well there you have it another truth oh my god impractical jokers thursdays on truetv and on the true tv app thank you sean i'd like to say thank you but i can't this was a true honor really really really always wanted to do it thank you so much thank you so much [Music] yeah pretty hard brother you [ __ ] did so this is hotter than the ones in case you see even it feels like oh did you do that you
did it yeah i could do this with every guest afterward like you did so good bunny come on thanks for doing it you guys did great buddy there's nothing you could just blast in your mouth to get it to stop hey what's going on hot ones fans we brought the heat to the freezer aisle with our hot ones boneless chicken bites and you smashed sales records and all of our wildest expectations so what did we do we made more that's right we are in with five new flavors of hot ones boneless chicken bites and five
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