You guys, this is so exciting. I haven't been to a Friendly's since I was a kid. I know, I didn't even know Friendly's was still in business.
What are you, an idiot? They still have 100 locations throughout the East Coast. All right.
Please don't call me an idiot. Well, you know, be one, you know. And.
Oh, it sounds like it's someone's birthday. Remember how they always do the birthday song? Friendly's has a birthday song.
Friendly's has a birthday song. It's not too short and not too long. Not too short and not too long.
Sound off. - Happy sound off. - Birthday.
Happy birthday to you. - Oh, that is so fun. - Yeah.
And, guess what? I told them it was your birthday, Jenny. Me?
But it's not my birthday. Yeah, I know, were you an idiot too? I told them it was your birthday.
So we get the song on the free Sunday. I don't know, it feels really wrong to lie at Friendly's. Oh.
It's fine. What are you gonna do? - Get in trouble?
- Hello. We understand that somebody has a birthday at this table. Yeah.
It's her. It's. It's Jenny's birthday.
She's turning 50. Excuse me. Yes.
I'm kidding, but it's her real birthday, though. For real? Right?
- Jenny? - Yeah, it's my birthday. - And you swear it?
- Swear it. You swear to all the gods in all the heavens. That this day, the 8th of March, is indeed your true birthday.
- Guys, I don't like this. - Relax, Jenny. It is your birthday, so just swear it.
- Do you swear? - Fine, I swear. Very well.
Your path is fixed. You had every opportunity to speak the truth. We at Friendly's would like to say happy birthday.
To the liar. What the hell is happening? I told you we shouldn't have lied.
Okay, how would they know? You're lying. It's probably just unrelated.
Tribal drumming and a live snake. No, I'm telling you, man, the waiters, they know. When you lie about a birthday at Friendly's.
You must pay the ultimate price. - CIN cin cin cin. - Oh, send me in.
- Maybe bring us Lamashtu. - Behold the seminar. Behold!
Lamashtu. Lamashtu. Lamashtu.
Lamashtu has seen through you. Oh, great! - Now they've.
- Summoned Lamashtu. Now drink. Drnk of the blood of Lamashtu.
- Guys. - Okay, just drink. The blood, Jenny.
It's free. Relax. Drnk.
Drnk, drink. No. You are rebaptized by the mother of beasts, the mistress of insanity.
The magician Pazuzu cannot save you now. Heed the roar of the demon dog. How do they even check if it's someone's birthday?
We send someone to the hospital you were born at. And with over 100 locations on the East coast, it's not hard. - Is there a restroom?
- Oh, sure. Back there and to the left. Okay, well, at least the blood of Lamashtu didn't awaken anyone.
The blood of Lamashtu awakens Mola Ram. Come. - Birthday girl, come.
- With more ram. You guys, you can't just let Bolarum lead me away. Okay.
It's Friendly's. Jenny. He's being friendly.
Bring me the cage of false birthdays. Om namah shivay. Om namah shivay.
Om namah shivay. - Om namah. - Shivay Friendly's.
You have betrayed Lamashtu. You have betrayed Kali Ma. Oh, guys, you know me.
I would, but I kind of want to see where this goes. Kali ma kali ma Shakti. Dad!
He took my heart. - Yeah. - We know.
Mola Ram is stealing all of our hearts. Jenny. No.
We will eat the rest of your friend. - But her heart. - Is on the house.
Oh, look. They put a little ice cream cone hat on Jenny's heart. - They are friendly.
- Yay! - Friends, don't you. - Dare lie to us.
All praise Lamashtu.
