My name is Paul Andrews and this is my story of how my wife's personal hygiene destroyed our marriage and family my now ex-wife's name is Sarah Ridgeway Andrews we met on a blind date arranged by mutual friends she had just graduated from college and was working at First United National Bank her degree in business management qualified her for entry into the associate Management program I had just started working at Allied accounting and was new in town so one of my co-workers Steve set up up on a double date Steve and Brenda had been dating for
about 6 months and they decided that Sarah and I would have common interests nothing beats the excitement of an evening when an accountant and a business intern go on their first blind date it was very obvious that we had one thing in common we had no intention of having sex that evening I would rather have had this Average looking blonde woman rub her body against me but this did not happen as she behaved very coily afraid of my touch if she had curves she certainly hid them behind a heavy sweater long skirt and jacket we
had a stimulating conversation about our career expectations we both expressed our dreams for the future surprisingly they turned out to be very similar we both came from middle income families living in smaller communities than our current Big city I wanted to become an entrepreneur and use my accounting education to be able to differentiate between a good deal and a great one she wanted to have a stable life while climbing the corporate ladder constantly moving up with the exception of two or three times when she went on maternity leave to have children this gave me some
confidence that one day someone would have sex with her maybe even more than two or three times the evening ended With me walking her to her apartment where she quickly hugged me without passion and thanked me for the evening it was better than drinking beer alone in my small apartment on Monday Steve came into my office and greeted me I commented you must have really relaxed with Brenda on Saturday night to give me a high 5 Steve smiled yes everything was fine on Saturday evening but I congratulate you Sarah couldn't stop talking about You to
Brenda you made a big impression on this girlfriend of mine she told Brenda to tell me to tell you to call her just liking Junior High isn't it it was a pleasant evening but I don't think it was all that impressive I think I better call her apparently Sarah knew better than I that we could make a great couple after a few months of dating I learned what was hidden under those heavy clothes this woman could be a Playboy Playmate Beauty big round Breasts a firm flat stomach and well-shaped hips that greet the man who
has won her heart I was mesmerized by the gorgeous ass as she got up from my bed to go to the bathroom she told me that in high school she turned into a gorgeous woman and to her horror she was constantly groped and pestered with proposals she tried to dress conservatively so as not to attract un wanted attention through a combination of great sex a wonderful personal Relationship built on admiration trust and caring for each other we found our love the marriage was a foregone conclusion as were the two children Hannah and Miranda sex was
great before we had kids and amazing after we had them we bought a starter home in the obligatory minivan Sarah moved up the career ladder and began to take on more responsibilities I was doing very well at Allied coun Ing and was given a leave Of absence to get my CPA Mr Carrot the owner of Allied took me under his wing and taught me much more than any book or course ever could one day after work he asked me to go to lunch with him he told me he was in talks to sell a firm
to a large Accounting Group Paul you are my best employee but you won't Thrive under the new owner he said I think you should leave alied before the buyout and start your own practice they will kill your Entrepreneurial spirit and you will remain in unhappy person going to work every day you have an entrepreneurial spirit that you must realize please take note and start planning for your future I'll make sure you take a few clients with you when you leave so you don't starve it took me by surprise and I didn't know what to say
other than thank you to the man I admired and respected over the weekend Sarah and I discussed this topic Non-stop don't stop there and remain an employee of the new company she said forget about Risky Business and work hard to get a promotion in the coming years you can make good money working as an accountant in a large company yes if this was what I wanted to do for the next 35 years Sarah I'm afraid I'm going to resent the debits and credits I have to deal with every day this is my chance to break
out of the routine and do what I have dreamed Of since my school days to begin with I will work from home while I build up a clientele and then I will move to an office Paul I think this is an unwise move we have two small children we can't take any more risks was her wise advice from a banker I can't wait until the end of my life to take a risk for me it's now or maybe never I replied Sarah pouted I don't like it but I can't stop you make sure this works
otherwise I'll be very angry with you and in general Don't expect me to finance This Disaster I'm opening a new checking account for my income I'll pay half of the household expenses you better be able to cover the other half I'll do my best Sarah I answered but I wanted to say and thanks for that she pulled herself together and said that she would not participate in any loans for my new business if everything goes wrong I want to be on the sidelines since you acted like a I had No intention of dealing with her
bank but I'm sure she will be there when I start making big money over the next year things got tough as Sarah brought home a steady stream of money and my contributions came came and went by the end of the second year I was making a little more than Sarah but she preferred that I create a consistent monthly income boring my business model was changing as I became more involved in advising on Potential deals rather than just keeping track of money received and spent it was what I wanted to do and I was successful at
it since I was making more money than Sarah I started investing more in my startup business I set my personal income at Sarah's level and invested amounts in excess of it what I like to do was if I had an outstanding Prospect I would reduce or forgive my consulting fee to get a share of the profits I would take 5% to 15% ownership for my Consulting services and reduce the fees for the monthly accounting portion of their business this worked very well for both parties it reduced the required startup capital for potential clients and gave
them the opportunity to receive my informed analysis and recommendations at any time it was impossible to audit the company because I was an investor but this suited me quite well the increase in the company's value was much greater than the accounting fees I lost The only person who was not happy with this Arrangement was Sarah she really didn't like the fact that I was investing in startups so I stopped telling her about it my accounting corporations revenues were not where they thought they should be instead of income I was building net worth but it wasn't
showing up on my balance sheet because the shares I purchased were valued at the actual purchase price which was quite low oh because I have Built a staff with deep knowledge and capabilities I have had the luxury of spending more time with my children 3 months into tax season it was a completely different story I tried not to miss a single performance concert or sporting event in which they took part I managed all the parent teacher conferences without Sarah these were good years as the children were delighted and Sarah and I made above average progress
for our age because of Her knowledge and work ethic Sarah was appointed assistant vice president of the bank where she reported to several people as a result of this promotion she decided that we needed a larger nicer home to suit her status as a bank employee I told her that we had better wait which she did until next Saturday she went to the exhibition wrote and signed a contract to move I was unhappy but I couldn't do anything about it through my membership in the Chamber of Commerce I became friends with several loan officers at
her bank they told me that Sarah called me the little accountant this disrespect began to manifest itself at home in the form of snide remarks about how other accounting firms were doing while I seemed to be dozing I was not invited to join her at the Christmas party at the bank or at the summer party not that I thought it was a fun time but I felt like she didn't want me around her Professionally it was time to talk to her about our relationship on Saturday afternoon I cornered her in the living room and asked
her to sit with me for a few minutes she looked at me with disgust and said it can wait I want to wash some of your laundry thanks but I think we need to talk about this it can wait until evening can you carve out 15 minutes in your schedule over her shoulder as she Left I heard yes I can do it then she returned to her work I didn't bring it up until the end of the day because I wanted to use it as an example of her ignoring me and thinking that what I
want doesn't matter my attempt to talk after the kids went to bed was cut short because she was tired on Sunday morning we couldn't talk because the kids were getting ready for Sunday school and then they all went to church together as the girls went outside to hang out with the Neighborhood kids I saw her pick up her bag and head toward the door I stopped her and asked do you have a few minutes to talk to me she snapped why have you been bothering me with this all weekend you run around me and whine
like a little boy who wants his mother to pay attention to him can't you see I'm leaving to help my mom with her checkbook I'll be back in an hour can it wait that long it's been 24 hours since I asked for 15 minutes of your time I Can wait another hour I replied for hours had passed when she entered the house and hurried to the kitchen to prepare dinner of course I would then prevent her from talking when we finished dinner I turned to her I think now is the right time to talk which
brought an indignant expression on her face I think we are growing more and more distant from each other and I am very worried about our marriage Sarah's Fork clattered onto her plate and the Girls turned their heads to look at me we don't talk to each other like we used to and I feel like you don't respect me as a husband I think we need to discuss this before it becomes a real problem gritting her teeth she replied now is not the time or place for this conversation I'm surprised you brought this up in front
of the girls you should be ashamed of yourself Sarah by your actions By ignoring me for 30 hours after I asked the talk you have Once again shut me out is there something going on here that I should know about she pushed back her chair took her plate to the kitchen and left the house well I think our conversation took less time than I expected I thought to myself my daughters were shocked by this confrontation Miranda asked are we all getting divorced with tears in her eyes I calmly replied no honey no is getting divorced
do you remember how you and Your sister sometimes quarreled so moms and dads sometimes quarrel too but that doesn't mean we don't love each other or don't love you and Hannah mom didn't run away from home she just went for a ride this seemed to calm them both but it didn't calm me I cleaned up the kitchen did a little work in the office then put the girls in myself to bed I went to the bedroom thinking if she doesn't like it she can sleep on the sofa it was already close to midnight when She
entered the bedroom undressed and walked over to the bed I lifted the blanket so she could join me she pressed herself close to me and said I'm not saying I was wrong but I will try to treat you with the respect that I want from my husband I hugged her and whispered I think it's wonderful I want to be the best husband for you this come the situation in the house for a while a few years later she was named vice president of regulatory complaint iance Which meant studying and ensuring the bank's compliance with the
rules and regulations of the FDIC the Federal Reserve and the comproller of the currency she had the perfect Philosophy for the role in her opinion no action could be taken that was not specifically approved by the appropriate governing body this was completely the opposite of My Philosophy as long as there was no rule against it everything was legal can there be any doubt that this caused Discord in her family it's good that she didn't know about my Investments they were legal but fiscal officials like her didn't approve of them around this time she started going
to bachelorette parties on Tuesdays the longer she attended these events the later she returned home the children were already 16 and 14 years old so they did not need an Annie but they needed parental control and participation I was always there for Them one Tuesday evening I heard swearing coming from the master bathro and went upstairs to see what happened she stood at the sink and shouted damn damn damn what's the matter I asked she growled as if I had left in the sink my damn wedding ring fell into the sink do you think you
have a chance to save it or should I call a plumber I really didn't like the hints about my abilities looking under the sink I said if it's left in the siphon I'll take it out It'll only take a minute and again in an accusatory tone as if I had dropped the ring she replied don't worry I won't need it today anyway wow I thought you're going on a date but you don't need wedding rings this alarmed me and I urgently needed additional information I understood that with the current attitude it is better to remain
silent but be vigilant taking a quick look at her I saw that she had retired to the bedroom and was putting On a sexy thong lingerie I've never seen before she tried to avoid me looking at the way she dressed girls night out just like any other Tuesday don't you remember she snapped feeling like I wasn't getting anywhere I went to the garage to get some pliers to remove the siphon she slipped out of the house without saying a word since the drain was on her half of the double sink I had to move a
bunch of her stuff under the sink before I could get to the Trap I Was surprised when I saw an ordinary Brown toilet paper box I was even more surprised when looking inside I saw a set for an enema what the hell if anything she constant stantly complained of irritable bowel syndrome and diarrhea although I thought it was irritable syndrome since when did she need a dough as I sorted through the contents I discovered that the ENA nozzle was wet this is serious it's probably true the husband is always the Last to know about it
but what do I actually know right now who knows when working on a new business plan I always tried to find out absolutely everything I could about the company both good and bad that's exactly what I'll do I'll start my research right now not quite yet since I still needed to crawl under the sink to find her damn ring maybe she'll need it maybe she won't time will show I took a pencil and marked it on the floor where the brown box stood I Wanted to see if it would be moved within the next week
I also took a photo of a couple of the items to see if she put the set back in the box the same way I put it she returned home around midnight undressed closed the bathroom door and began to shower I tried to pretend that I was sleeping but if she touched my chest she would find that my heart was beating like crazy she flopped into bed hard enough that I felt like I had to act like I'd just woken up then I Heard her giggle lightly the next morning I got up early mainly because
I couldn't sleep I took the precaution of closing the bathroom door before taking a shower true I wanted to check the brown box and of course the box was moved the douche tip was still wet and the box was an inch off my line and route to bed someone is having serious sex using a Ziploc bag I carefully removed her smelly thong and sent it off to be Tested for biological substances since I was an accountant I was very familiar with what happens to the distribution of property in a divorce I have conducted many assessments
for husbands and wives in divorce Sarah will have a house until the girls go to college and I will pay child's support for them I probably won't pay child support to Sarah if my investments don't count she thinks they're worthless just like I do I Wasn't going to pay for a house where she could have fun with another guy while my girls were left unattended this shouldn't have happened now that I had the information I needed I began to create a plan of action the key point for me was maintaining custody of my girls I
can always make money I've proven it I have proven that I am a good father now I need to prove that she is a bad mother poor poison came to mind not Chemical but emotional Sarah is a perfectionist and expects Excellence from her employees and family when something goes wrong it drives her crazy the simplest problems become huge for her when she loses her temper she becomes mean to her employees me and the children I'll use her poison to alienate my children so they will want to stay with me after the divorce then the house
and girls will remain with me quietly I slipped over to her alarm clock and Turned it off she hates people who are late for work after her late and obviously busy night she might have liked to sleep a little longer the children came for breakfast asked where Mom was and I told them that she had arrived late and would probably sleep a little longer they understood since they like to sleep when they could after watching the conversation she had on herself cell phone late into the night I pulled up the playlist of her videos and
Pressed play on mute hopefully by the time she gets up the cell phone will be dead she has a meeting with her staff on Wednesday morning which she says is very important an hour later I hear a scream in my name it turns out that it was my fault that she overslept after having sex with some guy late last night I took the opportunity to hide from her screams by going into the garage one of the tires had let out enough air to trigger the instrument warning light on her Lexus she hates it when an
alert blocks her screen she'll go crazy if she stares at this screen all the way to work Hannah and Miranda did not Escape her wrath she rushed around the house trying to get dressed do her hair and put on makeup at the same time while in the garage I changed the door setting to lock so that it couldn't open the roller door as would be expected when leaving the garage she touched the opening mechanism and did not notice that the Door did not rise she slammed backward into the garage door crushing the two bottom panels
the three of us walked to the door and saw but did not hear a screaming woman hitting the steering wheel as she moved the Lexus forward I straightened the panels and lifted the door creating a terrible squeak Sarah roared out of the garage nearly missing a mailbox this will be more fun than I thought I wonder what she will do when She tries to call the office with a dead cell phone the less I hear about her the better I hugged Hannah and Miranda and told them mom is a little stressed right now she'll be
better when she gets home tonight she still loves you but not so much me after that all three of us laughed the alarm clock in our bedroom was Now set to maximum volume I let her make sure the alarm was on I'm like my wife I came to work on time this morning my employees always know it's a good day When I walk in the door whistling my good mood continued until 10:00 a.m. when my cell phone vibrated so l loudly that it almost fell off the table I thought gee I guess it's my dear
wife calling good morning my dear that was all I had time to say before the foul language started a shrill voice came from the phone you should get your ass over here and fix my tire I almost died driving this dangerous car if you had let me take the Mercedes I wanted we Wouldn't have this problem now fix it I said casually you have AAA Insurance all you have to do do is call them and they'll take care of it you was her answer since the morning had gone so well I told my assistant that
I had a few things to do and would be back after lunch the first thing I did was go to a security store and buy some small cameras for the house and a voice recorder to hide in her purse I needed to know my enemies and what they were Doing next stop was returning home and setting up cameras in the living room and our bedroom I made the panels in the garage usable but they wen't pretty they shouted some stupid backing into so that all the neighbors could see and grin when I returned to work
I went through all my personal banking and investment files we only had one joint credit card and I canceled it the only joint bank account was for household needs so I left it open but reminded Myself to make sure that half of it went into the account every payday as usual I got home before Sarah and Was preparing dinner when I heard the garage door Creak and groaned as it opened the FBI couldn't have knocked down the door any harder than Sarah did both girls sitting at the kitchen table screamed the witch came up to
me very menacingly and said I've never had such a shitty day I'll go upstairs and take a soak in my bath the girls and I had a Quiet dinner Whispering like 12-year-old children I went upstairs and asked her if she wanted to have dinner and she threw a bar of soap at me and growled if I wanted to have dinner I would have told you now leave me alone this was the perfect time to make a small slit in her purse and place the recorder inside the lining I went downstairs and fell asleep on the
sofa in the living room I didn't want to end up in the Saint bed with her when her alarm clock went off at full Volume tomorrow morning the explosion of the latest rap song on the alarm clock radio preceded by a shril your mother from my wife followed by the screams of two terrified teenagers it is unlikely that any us marine sergeant would have made more noise in the early morning than the ladies in my house that day while Sarah was thrashing around in the bathroom I took the opportunity to go to the garage and
smear the dark brown grease from my lawnmower on the seat of Her car after she sits on this lubricant on the way to work others may think that she herself on the way this time literally not figuratively we received from her about the same amount of bile and rage as the night before I also smeared the skirt she was wearing the day before just to be convincing and to hope that there would be someone to blame it on her assistant Linda who was married to one of my friends called me and told me About how
Sarah discovered her stained skirt she told me that hurricane Sarah had gained strength and everyone should be on alert over the next few days I stopped tormenting her all sorts of little things began to happen for example one of the two diamond earrings left on the table disappeared the dress she wore last Tuesday had a red wine stain that she didn't remember having the lining on her favorite shoes began to peel off because I knew where her Password book was many of the sites she used refused her entry when she drove her Lexus turned a
corner or pressed the break a ball from a bearing would roll around in the door of her car every day or so some little thing could go wrong for her it was death by a, cuts and we are now at the 500th level and now the biggest test on Tuesday after work she returned home to change clothes and go to a bachelorette party she didn't say a word to anyone in the house She made sure the bathroom door was locked before undressing everything was the same as the previous Tuesday including the wet enema tip everything
was exactly the same except that I was following her using the locator on her mobile phone according to her cell phone locator her first stop that evening was Bonefish Grill from Bonefish she went to the dance bar o'haras I wasn't interested in what she Did in the club I was interested in who she left with I had been monitoring her movements from the house so I got out and started driving up to the area to follow her to her next location just as I was finishing my coffee in the parking lot Sarah and some guy
walked out holding hands they hugged each other and kissed for a long time before going their separate ways he left in his car and she followed I kept up with them for a block leaving the locator to do its Job the money bags were dragged to Motel number six located near the highway from the street I saw that they entered a room with an external entrance since they would be there for a couple of hours I pulled into the parking lot and wrote down the make model and license plate number of her boyfriend's car while
in a dark parking lot I let enough air out of the driver's side front tire to make it noticeable and again send a low tire pressure signal to the dash There was a truck in the parking lot so I found a piece of grease and put it on the windshield I knew perfectly well that the first thing she would do was turn on the wipers then the entire windshield would turn into a BL in mess it will be interesting to listen tomorrow to what was recorded on the voice recorder in her purse the information I
needed would now be in my hands and I was only halfway to my goal of blowing it up After 1:00 in the morning she entered the bedroom undressed and went into the bathroom slamming the door it was probably time for her to shower and do whatever she didn't touch her alarm clock or phone that night I wanted these events to appear random a couple of hours later when she was already snoring I crawled out of bed and took the recorder out of her purse I loaded it into my laptop charged it and put it back
in her purse the next morning when Sarah and the girls were not at home I listened to the recording it was noisy at dinner in at the club but the voice recorder was quite effective at capturing the activity at Motel 6 I found out that her boyfriend's name was Keith and that they both enjoyed each other I also learned that they partied every Tuesday night and spent every every other Thursday at the Hyatt during business hours it was Sarah's turn to book a room at the Hyatt and they Laughed at the conservative Bank president for
his unknowing complicity they used their corporate cards to pay for luxury sex at the Hyatt since the bank's main office was located near the highed they often used its services to meet with Bank employees from other cities so when are you planning to divorce your little accountant husband right after my daughter Miranda leaves for college I love my girls but I wouldn't want to spend the best years of My life chasing soccer balls with them he is the best mom in the world and I'm glad he does it I have more time to spend here
with you I don't know why but I just can't be around him anymore I've tried everything to make him more successful but he just wants to be an ordinary guy with no goals he's just wasting his life if you don't like him that much why don't you divorce him right now make him pay alimony and spend more time with me giggling she said if I Got divorced and received alimony I would still have to pay for child care a maid and a cook now my weakling does it for free and brings money into our joint
account I don't have to pay as many household expenses plus I can hide a significant portion of my salary somewhere where you won't be able to find it in the divorce I use it for household expenses while building my secret stash speaking of divorce when are you going to pull the trigger on Your frigid wife that date my dear is carved in stone her father required me to sign a prenup before her marriage I signed only when we added a validity period of 20 years three more years and I'll get 50% of her multi-million dollar
stock portfolio laughing she said you see the timing is perfect your prenuptial agreement ends around the time Miranda goes to college then we can both leave after hearing this conversation I could Not believe that there were such selfish and treacherous people on Earth you know what they deserve each other they will have a terrible time together as they both try to deceive each other sexually and financially they were worried about their safety they alternated weeks booking a room at the Hiatt Hotel so that neither of them rented a room more than once a month before
leaving she checks all tires and that the garage Door is open however her vile and disrespectful Behavior was still obvious to both me and the girls as expected Ed the report showed that traces of biological origin were found on those thongs now I had enough evidence to go to a lawyer and start filing the divorce papers I told Jeff Green my lawyer to ask for full custody of the girls since I had most of the contact with them judging by the way their mother acted it would be lucky if the girls even wanted To communicate
with her Jeff said I'll add this but it will be difficult I proposed a plan where the house would be split 50 50ths until it was sold after both girls left for college we will both keep our own investments in retirement funds since I limited my taxable income to about the same as hers neither of us has to pay child support she must pay me regular child care benefits including College tuition we saved enough for tuition housing books and food but not Enough for outings Etc when she became a full-time vice president she enrolled in
the bank's Deferred Compensation Program I'll leave this account alone in case she wants my partnership investment then I'll remember her deferred compensation to fend off her demand in preparation for my divorce I began removing important things from the house and putting them into storage I also backed up my computer every day to an external hard drive Keeping it separate from the computer I plan to keep the house but I didn't know how violent Sarah would be when she received the summons on the recommendation of my lawyer I hired a private investigator to find out who
Keith was and where he worked to speed up the search I gave him the information I had about the license plate number every year at the end of the third quarter of the financial year the bank begins the process of drawing up a Budget for the next year all employees fill out questionnaires and each department must re-evaluate its work in budget at the end of this process the senior management team hosts a formal dinner program dance at the Hyatt Hotel it's a tuxedo and evening gown event for senior Executives and their spouses with many many
of those in attendance booking a room at the Hyatt Hotel Sarah told me about this event many years ago but by the time she became a member of this Group I had been deemed unworthy she constantly reminded me about this event and if I had been more successful I might have been able to participate in it next year she thought it would motivate me but I didn't care I was tired of these people almost daily I searched her closets and drawers for other information about her infidelity a week before the celebration I found a new
shoe box that had been pushed into the farthest corner of her closet I Always started looking there in the depths of a closet or drawer it was a pair of very fashionable Jimmy chew evening shoes there was no receipt so I used Google and got slapped these shoes cost over $1,000 since the meeting was in a few days I had to think about how to counter this replacing the chew shoes with an old beat up pair of yard boots or a pair of Crocs came to mind instead I took the shoes into the shop Placed
the heel in a bench vice and very carefully turned the tall narrow heel to the side a few degrees the shoes were rewrapped and placed in exactly the same place after I found her brown box I received a lesson in how to handle delicate items the day before the celebration the investigator called me and asked me to come to his office as he had some information after sitting me down he told me that her lover was Keith Miller a senior loan officer at the bank Where Sarah worked I thought it could have a serious impact
on their careers they don't report to each other but her main responsibility is to make sure the credit department is compliant with rules and regulations and that's on top of the no sexual relations policy between employees they're on thin ice great information I told him and could you set up some cameras at the senior management meeting at the Hyatt on Friday night he Already had a photograph of Sarah and I asked him to film her walking and dancing we were both happy he received another check and I received truly reliable information to consummate our marriage
the movie I saw on Friday night was absolutely hilarious so much so that the detective was laughing the whole time we were watching it she walked like she was drunk the pressure of her entire weight on that tiny end point of the heel which Was offset a few degrees pushed her legs outward causing her to stumble she crashed into tables and chairs at one table two bottles of red wine were knocked over by everyone I plan to submit it to America's Funniest Videos as soon as Sarah signs the release of course Sarah and Keith retreated
to his room to have sex all night long everything was documented with a tiny video camera slipped under the hotel door isn't it wonderful how Technology has improved Our Lives over the past few years even though Sarah returned home before noon on Saturday we didn't see her until late Sunday morning spiritually she should have gone to church that morning but she stayed home Sarah used to always come home from work on Wednesday afternoons tired I assumed this was due to her late classes on Tuesday nights she entered the house and immediately went into the bath
this Wednesday was different I was going to Change the amount of hot water in her bath she growled as it seemed to her hello while walking to the bathroom I waited while she found the right combination of hot and cold water for the bath on the tap I heard the sink start working realized that she was washing and went into the utility room in our house separate water lines are connected to each faucet and there is a manifold on the wall that regulates the amount of water in each line I quickly Turned off the hot
water line in the bathroom and let the cold water fill the tub as soon as I heard the water stop flowing into the tub I turned the hot water valve back on a terrible sound of horror came from the lips of my beloved wife as she slipped into the cold water bath of course the bubbles made the water slippery and she floundered trying to grab onto something to pull herself out of the cool water when I rushed into the bathroom to help her she ripped the Towel rack completely off the wall in an attempt to
get out I had to crawl under the cold water again it was the hardest thing I could do not to laugh out loud finally I pulled her out cursing slipping trembling and drenched in water of course she slapped me because she didn't have hot water howling both girls ran into the bathroom and saw their naked mother having another fit she then lashed out at her daughters it's all your fault you've used up all the hot Water because of you I couldn't get the relaxation I needed so much damn you she stomped into the bedroom to
get dressed and the girls burst into tears they rushed to her to tell her that they had not used hot water but she shouted at them shut up I don't want to listen to Lane excuses get out of my sight which they did running away crying it's worse than I thought I didn't think she would rush at them for me yes but not for them I made a real mistake in thinking about Where her anger would go then she turned to me what the hell are you looking at Goat fix my bathtub do you think
you can do at least one simple thing in my house I led her to the bathtub and turned the hot water back on she was very hot I took her hand sprinkled hot water on her and said you have a lot of hot water I looked at her for a few seconds without saying anything and then went to dinner with the girls somewhere else the dinner I was cooking the girls were sobbing and I stopped the car a few blocks away to console them I told them I'm really sorry you had to listen to that
tiate you don't deserve this you are wonderful children and I am very proud of you please forgive your mother for her actions and forgive me for allowing this to happen forgive me for this this seemed to calm them down and reminded me that I had to be careful how I separated the three of us from Sarah it was too much fun torturing her by the Time we made it back to the house it was time to go to bed I left the kitchen utensils in place and lay down on the sofa in the living room
in the middle of the night I felt a presence as if something evil was approaching me and so it happened Sarah stood and looked at me yes that was the only sound I could make she just stood there finally she said I shouldn't have yelled at the girls like that it's not their fault I must have turned the wrong knob over the past Month I have been so overwhelmed and upset about so many things flat tires garage doors faulty evening shoes every little thing irritates me to the extreme I need to get my life back
on track having said this she turned and went back upstairs I think that's all she wanted to tell me the following week I received a real gift one of my Investment Partners had a two-bedroom apartment in Breen Ridge Colorado and wanted to see if I would be interested in renting it it was the week between Christmas and New Year and the contract was signed for a year but the tenants were forced to refuse so my friend left a deposit and offered to rent me at half price I told him I would call him back the
girls were despondent after being cursed by their mother Sarah apologized to them but her harsh words still stuck in their minds and in their feelings I asked them if they would join Me for a week of skiing in Breen Ridge I think so because they rushed towards me as fast as they could kissing me on the cheek and hugging me that evening I booked plane tickets to Denver and back for the four of us I was going to give Sarah one last chance to save our marriage by being together as a family I paid extra
to be able to cancel the ticket Sarah returned home cleaned herself up got dressed and went down to dinner I asked one of the girls to ask her mother if she would like to join us on a ski trip they chose Hannah because she couldn't sit still and would have spilled the beans anyway Hannah said Mom Dad rented a two-bedroom apartment in breckenrid between Christmas and New Year can you find some time to join us this will be a lot of fun Sarah smiled and started to say something but then she got lost and thought
about what I didn't know then her eyebrows rose and a Smirk appeared on her lips I would love to honey but it's the end of the year and it's very important for the bank that on December 31st all the money is accounted for correctly for this I must stay in the city I'm really sorry I was sorry too sorry that Hannah was disappointed sorry that Sarah refused the invitation with a lame weak explanation the compliance department has nothing to do with A bank's year-end balance sheet or income statement not The slightest the compliance department has
no money to balance you don't have to be a financial controller to know this the reason for the raised eyebrows and smirk was that she saw it as a chance to spend seven nights in her bedroom with that Keith the following week my private investigator switched the cameras to Wi-Fi so I could have instant access to them while I was in Colorado a scene was about to take place at home that I really wanted to see not The one where two adulterers have fun but something else the day we left for Colorado I lubricated her
enema tip with jalapeno pepper juice if she wanted hot sex she was going to get it when we left for the airport Sarah was a pleasant mother and said be careful and hug them I appreciated her short hug and kiss I told her I love you Sarah and received a quick answer I love you too the plane ride and rental car ride to the condominium were Uneventful Hannah and Miranda had never been to the Rocky Mountains and went out onto the deck to enjoy the view and C of the pine trees faster I set up
my computer and connected to the Wi-Fi camera in our house as expected Sarah arrived at the house at 6:00 in the evening and immediately headed to the main bathroom for a ritual I didn't need a camera in the bedroom I wasn't interested in watching them fuss I could see the landing the living room and the Kitchen suddenly Sarah stumbled down the stairs and howled as if she were on fire apparently she discovered that her life-saving tube of Preparation H was also tainted by jalapeno juice her face was bright red and contorted in pain I thought
about how much fun my private investigator would have had watching this well I guess her lover Keith won't be a welcome guest today I wonder how long it will take her to recover it would be a shame if they couldn't have Sex for the entire week while the kids and I were gone it's a Pity the three of us headed into the Christmas decorated and well- lit downtown Breen Ridge to get some pizza what a beautiful place with a foot of snow on everything after eating the pizza we started walking back to the condo when
the girls heard some music they liked and figured out where it was coming from it was a teen club designed to provide entertainment for teenagers while parents had fun Elsewhere dad Hannah asked can we come in for a few minutes I happily agreed because over the past couple of months these girls have been through a lot the Dance Floor was crowded and the sounds of laughter were inviting the girls wanted to stay but I wasn't going to leave them alone on their first night in a new city finding a free table away from the DJ
I asked my daughters to come and check on me from time to time this was perfect for me as I could read my Email without worrying about girls ignoring me it didn't take long for them to attract the boys and start dancing laughing and talking they would look back at me and I would raise my diet coke to let them know everything was okay there were many adults there watching their children one woman on the other side of the Dance Floor was very attractive and as we both scann the floor for our children we caught
each other's eyes and smiled this attractive Woman had two boys who came to her table for money food or soda my girls seemed to spend more time hanging out with them rather than playing on the field after I finished writing the message I looked up and saw an attractive woman walking towards me all the other men were watching her too she was wearing ski pants that seemed to be sprayed so thin you could see the freckles on her butt the sweater was also formfitting and she radiated warmth despite the temperature Outside being below freezing she
stopped at my table you must be Hannah and Miranda's father why don't you come and join the rest of your family instead of staying here alone I tried not to jump up but answered with great pleasure my girls are good judges of people so I guess that's why they sit at your table my name is Donna and Zach and Michael are my two boys 16 and 14 years old who are not long before they turned 21 I smiled they are the same age as my girls Coincidence and we both laughed in the time I've been
watching your girls Donna said and then interacting with them they are very sweet children you should be proud of them of course I'm proud I can also say that your boys look very well behaved or is it just because you looking after them Donna laughed you are very observant I'm glad there is a father here who watches his children with the same interest as I do I work from home so I am the one who sends them Off in the morning and meets them when they come home they get a lot of attention because they
are now the most important part of my life for Donna and the boys as well as for us it was the first day in Breen Ridge it didn't take long for the four teenagers to decide where and when they would ski tomorrow morning Donna and I made some adjustments so that we would celebrate them at different times we decided that tomorrow morning will see off the skiers Then we will go together for breakfast and we will ski late in the morning and in the afternoon over the next week Donna and I learned a lot about
each other and we both liked what we heard it was nice to talk to her about my problems with Sarah and my plan to divorce her I didn't reveal that I was pursuing her and made it easier for myself to get custody of the girls I wasn't very proud of it but it would have been the best thing for the girls To be with me and not with that selfish Donna has been a widow since her husband was killed by a drunk driver 2 years ago we both had trouble forgiving people who changed our lives
just talking to an understanding person was helpful for us on our last night Donna and I had dinner together without our teenagers we spent the last half hour of the evening making out on the couch when the kids weren't around by the end of the week we came to the conclusion that We needed to spend more time together all four teenagers shared the same opinion it was time to end my marriage with Sarah when we returned home Sarah looked tired and exhausted maybe she should have gone to Colorado with the rest of the family we
had a great time after watching my hot wife our first night in Colorado I didn't need to watch what was going on in my house it didn't make the Slightest difference to me I told Jeff to get all the paperwork done and submit it to the bank the girls took the news of our divorce as I expected they saw that over the past 6 months my relationship with Sarah had collapsed they compared my interactions with Donna to the bitterness that existed between me and their mother Hannah is the only one who approached the main topic
what will happen to Miranda and me now where will we go I hugged both girls and said From the day you were born you were my whole world and this will continue for the rest of my life in the divorce proceedings I asked for full custody of both of you and the three of us will remain in this house you will study at the same school with the same friends I will continue to prepare food for you and be there for you you will be able to see your mother as often as you want I
continued you will have the opportunity to choose who you will live with during The divorce procedure whoever gets custody of you will also get the house until you both go to college it will be your decision but remember whoever you decide to live with both your mom and I love you in any case you will remain in this house and in your school don't tell me now who you want to stay with this is an important decision and and you have a lot of time before you have to choose now please use my car and
go out to dinner so Mom and I can talk you don't Want to see or hear our conversation today fine after finishing my conversation with the girls I looked at my phone to see who had called and texted so many times while we were talking I guessed who it was instead of sending the message to voicemail I decided to call Sarah the very first words I heard from her did not contain hello her swearing melted the plastic of my phone I let her rant rage threaten and scream until she ran out of air it Would
be impossible to get a word in anyway so I let her growl finally she caught her breath why did you do this to me why don't you love me anymore especially after everything I've done for you the girls why don't you come to the house and discuss this a click was all I heard she must be on her way here before I had time to come to my senses she burst through the door rushed towards me with a growl and shouted why I calmly replied you've been cheating on Me with Keith Miller every Tuesday night
for I don't know how long how did you think this would end I gave you a chance to start over by moving to Colorado but you decided that Keith was more important than your family you made a choice now you have to pay the consequences Sarah you need to move everything you need from home move to a hotel while we sort everything out I won't take your things out into the yard and burn them today you can you can see The girls whenever you want after you check into the hotel find yourself a lawyer and
find out what I offer in divorce I think that's fair but you need to decide what you want to do in the meantime don't bother me except to coordinate your appointments with the girls or getting your things from now on we have nothing to talk about except our divorce I went to my office closed the door and began to listen to suitcases slamming against any vertical or Horizontal surface what I didn't hear was crying and that was sad I knew I never wanted to be with her again apparently the feeling was Mutual the process of
changing locks and resetting codes and passwords was next on my to-do list she was Furious during the divorce proceedings it's not that she still loved me and wanted to save the family it seemed like she wanted it to be her who faded against me not me who feted against her she wanted everyone to know That she kicked out the weak accountant because he wasn't good enough for her not me who kicked her out for cheating she was professionally embarrassed that I filed for divorce neither of us had any desire to attend marriage counseling we were
done with each other all the good things we had over the years were squeezed out of us I was very lucky that I was able to get a divorce unlike many other men first of all Hannah and Miranda decided that they wanted to live In a house with their father they saw their mother once a week or two but they didn't like her asking questions about me and if I missed her I had very little contact with her and I was usually not around when she picked up or dropped off the girls Sarah disliked me
and my little accounting company so much that she wanted know part of it she wanted to keep her 401k account and defer compensation funds which she thought I didn't know about she has to pay for Child care and the bank's health insurance is better than mine I didn't want her to know that I knew about dating at hayatt it was planned to be used later she took all the furniture she considered stylish from the house allowing us three unsophisticated people to take what was left of it Sarah left all the family photos as if we
treated them like shrines dedicated to her I'm sure she had other funds hidden but I didn't care I needed my children and my Business they were my priority and everything related to her was in the background someone anonymously sent videos of Keith having sex with Sarah Keith's wife of course this caused an immediate increase in legal costs throughout the city the Traders gathered in an elite of apartment in a fashionable part of the city I wonder how they will get along outside of sexual games after the divorce I invited DNA and the boys to my
place for the Weekend there was no sex between us as we tried to set an example for our children but that doesn't mean we didn't spend time kissing and hugging she was the best medicine to forget how badly my marriage ended we both knew where our relationship was going she already had a place to stay we have no problems yet but we have two 16-year-olds who enjoy each other's company and sleep in adjacent bedrooms these two need our constant attention Donna was a Registered nurse and worked from home for a health insurance company doing medical
claims research so I created the perfect office for her in my home a year later I contacted a friend of mine who worked for a CPA firm auditing a bank I told him a story about how two senior Bank employees used Bank credit cards for elicit dates during work hours he thanked me for the tip and after conducting an audit brought this issue up for consideration by the bank President the bank did not want to publicly open a criminal case for fraud but both employees were fired the bank also contacted its insurance company and informed
them of the theft currently the bond company is pursuing Sarah and Keith to recover the bank's losses the company refused to allow Sarah and Keith to continue working together essentially denying them the opportunity to work in banking across the country after Sarah lost some of her retirement investment The couple moved out of their fancy apartment the company that provided the bonds is suing for damages for Bank credit card fraud Keith's financial problems are compounded by the fact that his wife and children will take a significant portion of his income when he finds work again it's
a Pity that he didn't wait for the marriage contract Sarah works as a pargal in the office of a divorce lawyer she has learned a lot about the legal and social implications Of divorce and is very helpful to her clients after counseling other people about divorce all day she retreats to her small apartment and mentally berates herself for how tragically her own marriage ended she doesn't seem to be attracted to the successful businessmen and doctors she thought she should have married instead of me the market value of my worthless Investments at the end of the
year was more than 2 million it looks like it will be a good year Especially since my wedding to Donna is scheduled for Mid June