>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT. " AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE GRACED WITH THE PRESENCE OF NATALIE PORTMAN AND NATALIE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE FOR THIS.
IT'S LOVELY TO TALK TO YOU AND YOU ARE A WONDERFUL ACTRESS. JUST A RADIANT PRESENCE. THE PROBLEM IS EVEN THOUGH I HAD THE HONOR OF TALKING TO YOU SEVERAL TIMES, IT'S VERY HARD TO KNOW ONE OF MY GUESTS IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME.
BECAUSE WE TALK ABOUT THE PROJECT AND STUFF LIKE THAT. WHAT I LIKE TO DO IS GET TO SOMEBODY SO WHAT WE'VE DONE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" IN THE LABS ON THE 75TH FLOOR. THE TEAMS PUT TOGETHER SOMETHING CALLED THE "COLBERT QUESTIONERT" AND THE "COLBERT QUESTIONERT" IS A SERIES OF QUESTIONS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO PENETRATE TO THE SOUL OF SOMEONE SO THEY'LL BE FULLY KNOWN BY THE AUDIENCE.
I'M JUST CURIOUS DO YOU HAVE THE COURAGE TO FACE THE WORLD AND BURY YOUR BURY YBARRIER HARD TO FOR ALL T? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] JUST ASKING. >> Natalie: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE.
>> Stephen: BRAVE GIRL. HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.
NATALIE PORTMAN,. >> Natalie: , NATALIE PORTMAN. WHAT IS THE BEST SANDWICH?
>> Natalie: PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CONS ARE THAT YOU ATTEND A? >> Natalie: DEBBIE GIBSON.
>> Stephen: IN YOUR OPINION WHAT'S THE SCARIEST ANIMAL? >> Natalie: RATTLESNAKE? >> Stephen: HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE PRESENCE OF A RATTLESNAKE?
>> Natalie: IN L. A. , WHEN I WAS HIKING.
THAT WAS THE MOST SCARED THE PERI. >> Stephen: WHAT DID YOU DO? >> Natalie: I WALKED SLOWLY BACKWARDS.
>> Stephen: APPLES OR ORANGES? >> Natalie: ORANGES. YOU KNOW ME SUPER WELL , RIGHT?
>> Stephen: YOU CAN'T PUT TO PEANUT BUTTER A ORANGE. HAVE YOU EVER ASKED SOMEONE FOR A AUTOGRAPH? >> Natalie: A LOT OF PEOPLE.
YOUNG GLOVER. >> Stephen: DO YOU TAP DANCE? >> Natalie: I DID AS A KID.
>> Stephen: WHAT YOU THINK HAPPENS WHEN WE DIE? IT'S A ROLLER COASTER, THE ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS. >> Natalie: WELL, I THINK WE DISINTEGRATE INTO THE GROUND.
AND THEN OUR SOUL LIVES ON IN THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE US. [APPLAUSE] A VERY EARNEST DANCER. >> Stephen: THAT'S A GOOD ANSWER.
WE'VE GOT TO KNOW YOU. FAVORITE ACTION MOVIE? >> Natalie: "DIE HARD?
" >> Stephen: SIDE ANSWERS SINCE YOU SAID DIEHARD, IS IT A CHRISTMAS MOVIE? >> Natalie: YEAH. >> Stephen: WINDOW OR AISLE?
>> Natalie: WINDOW, FOR SURE. >> Stephen: YOU DON'T MIND GETTING UP AND HAVING TO PASS THE OTHER PERSON -- >> Natalie: I'M VERY SMALL. >> Stephen: YOU >> Stephen: YO THEY JUST ARE STORY UNDERNEATH.
FAVORITE SMELL? >> Natalie: JASMINE. >> Stephen: LOVELY, VERY SMOOTH AND.
>> Natalie: WHAT'S YOURS? >> Stephen: I DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS. I'LL ASK THE WESTERNS, YOUNG LADY.
LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? >> Natalie: [BLEEP]. A.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: CATS OR DOGS? >> Natalie: DOGS. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE ONE?
>> Natalie: I HAVE THREE. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE THREE DOGS? DO THEY SPEAK FRENCH?
>> Natalie: OF COURSE. >> Stephen: HOW MANY DOGS WOLF IN FRENCH? >> Natalie: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Stephen: LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT, LIKE EGG EGG. >> Natalie: THAT SOUNDS RIGHT, I DON'T KNOW. >> Stephen: IT'S SPELLED DIFFERENTLY OVER THERE.
YOU ONLY GET ONE SONG TO LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. WHAT IS THIS DON'T MIND IT'S? YOU DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO IT CONTINUALLY BUT WHEN YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MUSIC THIS IS THE SONG THAT YOU GET.
>> Natalie: THAT'S REALLY HARD. >> Stephen: HEY, NOBODY SAID "COLBERT QUESTIONERT" WAS EASY. >> Natalie: "TRY A LITTLE TENDERNESS ON THIS FRIDAY.
" " " >> Stephen: GIRLS DO GET WEARY. >> Naalie: GIRLS DO GET WEARY. WHEN HE GOES ALL AT THE BEGINNING.
SO BEAUTIFUL, RIGHT? >> Stephen: WHAT NUMBER AM I THINKING OF? >> Natalie: SEND IT TO ME.
7. >> Stephen: NO. [LAUGHS] I TRIED THOUGH.
I PROMISE YOU, I TRIED. >> Natalie: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY BETWEEN WHAT AND WHAT. IT COULD HAVE BEEN 7,632.
>> Stephen: THIS IS TRUE. BUT IT'S NOT THAT ONE. TO SPEED OKAY, GOOD.
>> Stephen: DESCRIBED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN FIVE WOODS >> Natalie: PASS. >> Stephen: THAT'S ONE. >> Natalie: THAT'S A MEAN QUESTION.
[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: NATALIE PORTMAN, CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE KNOWN. NATALIE PORTMAN, EVERYBODY! WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK!
