How Long Would HOMER's Prison Sentence Be?

never wonder what would happen if Homer Simpson faced the music for his shall we say questionable actions well I've been binging The Simpsons like they were tough beer and let me tell you this nuclear safety inspector is a walking talking OSHA violation all right get in there you're going down everything from minor mischief to crimes that make even Mr Burns look like an angel let's Jump Right In driving without a license that's nothing new for R and drunk driving dude's no stranger to that one Nei he's pulled that stunt more times than we can count

but I'll list one of his funniest stins so at one time Homer's driving Barney home because Barney's too drunk to drive Barney give me your keys you're too drunk to drive I'm fine okay you leave me no option ow ow ow all right here take the keys but the thing is Homer himself is too drunk to drive as well and that is why he stopped by the cops go WX y and z now I know my ABCs won't you come and play with me Flawless and though he almost got away with it Barney got him

arrested H I guess you're free to give him the breathalyzer you're under arrest no Homer gets what he deserves his license is revoked and he has to attend traffic school in 2 months of alcoholic Aon meeting your license is hereby revoked and you are to attend traffic school and two months of alcanon meetings your honor I'd like that last remark stricken from the record no the first time DUI offense will get him am measly 48 Hours of jail time nothing compared to the rest of the convictions you're about to see he'll also be charged $6,250

and get his license revoked for a year all I want for Christmas is for Homer to be normal which I've accepted it's just not going to happen we see exactly him not being normal when for Christmas one year Homer ends up buying an expensive gift for himself instead of buying a Christmas tree or a gift for his family very selfish move on his part you wasted our money on something extravagant for yourself there's a trickle down Theory here if I'm happy I'm less abusive to the rest of you and well his family doesn't let it

go that easily and they make sure he knows he's screwed up big time I am not returnable when he tries to make it up to Mar she reminds him once again that he was selfish for what he did you just don't get it do you Christmas is a time to think of others but today you showed you only care about yourself at least Homer finally gets that actions have consequences he regrets it greatly while he sleeps on the couch and then he suddenly plans to change his ways and become the nicest man in town basically

taking Ned's title from now on I will stop being selfish and start being good I'll be the nicest man in town Homer does multiple nice things like giving clothes and food to hobos the hobo sure will appreciate our old clothes and Lama beans no need Flanders I've already given them my old clothes he gives Lenny a Photo Cube to make up for his lame present earlier listen Lenny I know I was a pretty bad Secret Santa so I wanted to make it up to you wow a photo cube with pictures of us and I filed

down all the sharp Corners see your eye is completely safe oh wow it just stings a little and he even gives his last pork chop to Marge which makes her burst into tears of joy Marge you want this last pork chop dream of the day you'd say that lastly he also gives donations to the church I'm afraid you're a dis second this week I'm not looking for Glory or wealth I'm just buying that Stairway to Heaven Jesus s well Ned is not happy with that and to get his nicest man in town title back he

goes on and buys everyone presents here you go Principal Skinner Mrs Skinner you're actually giving everyone in town a Christmas present watch your angle pervert my angle is giving in this world living in the next no home is thinking about doing that but he's got no new ideas So Lisa reminds him of Buddhist ways where they believe that Christmas has gotten too materialistic and everyone would be better off without presents actually most people now feel Christmas has gotten too materialistic in fact as a Buddhist I believe people would be a lot happier without presents you've

given me a lot to think about now the normal thing to do here would be to just not do anything but Homer if we have not established that already is not normal is he he decides to steal everyone's presence which definitely isn't something the nicest man in town would be doing everyone riots against Homer when they find out that they're all gone get back off present stupid man um shouldn't you all be singing carols or something and so he has no choice but to return their presentence I think the only thing left to do is

return all your gifts Ned it' be my pleasure Homer well that worked out in his favor but I'm pretty sure he's never getting the nicest man in town title back in fat man in the little boy Homer also steals plutonium to help with Lisa's physics project so we've got another offense to charge him with for all the time he's been guilty of theft Homer will be looking at 9 months in the Springfield Slammer and will'll be paying $1,250 in fines remember that time Marge broke her leg and ended up at the hospital somebody get a

doctor Homer is left in charge of the house now and let's just say that it it's no less than a garbage at this point is that a toaster floating around since Lisa is the only one trying to get the house in working order she gets agitated and decides to teach them a lesson she puts paint on BART and Homer to make them think that they've got leprosy because of the unsanitary conditions let's see crusty sores yes horrible wailing yes yes any exposure to unsanitary conditions duh we're pigs and diagnosed you've got leprosy leprosy now being

unhygenic as a person isn't a crime but exposing your children to unsanitary conditions to the point of affecting their health and endangering their lives yeah that's definitely child endangerment and for that Homer will be looking at a year in jail in $1,000 and fines maybe a conviction gets them to clean up the house a little even if Homer was arrested according the Springfield laws there's no guarantee that he'll abide by them we see a clear example of that when Homer gets punished for brawling on St Patrick's Day and is told by the judge that his

bail is set at $25,000 Homer Simpson you're a pet Fender three Pete bail is set at $25,000 I suggest you see a bail bondsman receives a bail bondsman and is told to show up at his court date we'll put up your bail money just pay us 10% and show up for your court date but of course he doesn't do that and instead tries to be a bounty hunter since he lost his job after getting convicted what a great job and I could use a job right now whoa not just anyone can be a bounty hunter

there is a $10 filing fee but you can get around it congratulations you're now a bounty hunter he goes on to ask Flanders to become a bounty hunter with him and their partnership lasts some time at least before they have a Fallout in vanders decides he's out of the bounty hunting business but things take a turn when he's told he needs to turn in one more bail jumper lucky Jim I'm out of the bounty hunting business not so fast Ned I got one more bail jumper for you to pick up forget it so that's that

I suggest you call Homer Simpson this is one jumper that Homer can't catch seems he never showed showed up in court on his St Patrick's Day arrest now Flander shows up at Homer's house in an attempt to arrest him which leads to an epic Chase you'll never take me [Music] alive I got you my friend thanks but what are you holding on to well I'm and after a long chase by Flanders they both get stuck in concrete and Homer finally ends up getting arrested Simpson we're going to put you away for a long long time

it's ironic that Homer was out there bounty hunting but ended up getting arrested for bail jumping himself he'll now end up having the same fate as the people he caught and will be served with a fine of $6,250 in one year in jail honestly for this next one I got to applaud his way of thinking so Marge and Homer are out wine tasting together M it goes great with the Jolly Rancher I'm sucking on and they get a bit too drunk while their kids are with them tell mama what mama don't like wow Mom and

Dad sure are having fun as long as they're not hurting anybody uh-oh whoa unfortunately the two continue drinking for several days on different occasions now a very drunk Homer is driving a very drunk March home from an event it just no this is not going to end well Homer crashes the car without even realizing he's crashed the car because says he's that gone he panics as soon as he hears the police coming near his car because he knows if he gets another DUI his license will get revoked once again so he does what he can

think of at the moment and places a very drunk and almost unconscious Marge in the driver's seat to make matters worse he gaslights March into thinking that it was her who drove drunk I can't believe I drove drunk but you do believe it right I don't know what to believe anymore that's my girl home now has multiple DUIs that we know of and now he's framed his wife for it too and made her believe that she was the one driving Under the Influence for a second DUI offense and framing Marge for it Homer will be

spending one year and 6 months in jail and pay up to $7,250 in fines pretty welld deserved because not only is Homer a criminal here but he's just a douchebag too remember that time Homer's laziness let him down a slippery slope again as everyone in Springfield is filing their taxes it gets so crowded that even the news starts covering it and seeing that Homer mocks because unlike the rest of those dumb asses he filed his taxes a whole year ago will you look at those [ __ ] I paid my taxes over a year ago

dad that was last year's taxes you have to pay again this year no because you see I went ahead and year wise I was counting forward from the last previous don't in a state of panic Homer writes down some random and not to forget fraudulent information just to get his taxes done okay Mar if anyone ask you you require 24-hour nursing care Lis is a clergyman Maggie has seven people and Bart was wounded in Vietnam cool almost at a time he recklessly drives to the post office and pulls off a one hell of a buzzer

beater oh no you don't getting woohoo finally after all this chaos he paid his taxes now he just has to pay the consequences of his actions Homer Simpson United States [Music] government somebody although he miraculously didn't end up getting charged in the episode he wouldn't have that luxury in the real world putting up fraudulent information when filing your taxes will get them 5 years in jail in a $11,000 fine once again Homer Simpson surprises Us by sinking even lower than our expectations when he puts his two brain cells together to do some more shady things

in the episode 30 minutes over Tokyo Homer and marg's joint account gets robbed and they lose all their money we've still got $1,200 all right dorks this is a Hold Up download to Papa y when Mar Rems him that they were saving that money for their family vacation Homer Comforts her by saying that he'll get the money even if he has to get a second job and while that sounds very sweet to hear we then see what a second job is it's robbing flanders's house evening neighbor low on funds again if Flanders decides to finally

call the police Homer will be spending a hefty amount of time Behind Bars since he didn't have any weapons or injured anyone in the process surprisingly Homer's burglary will just get him 5 years in jail with a $125,000 find not bad at all Homer has made a habit of leaving the scene of the crime faster that you can say no from questionable driving decisions to a complete disregard for consequences he's not the kind of driver you'd want to trust behind wheel turn left you're the driver in 50 ft ago you turn without [Music] signaling turn

left into garbage alley om if I were you I would not trust that GPS you got because it is not helpful at all well he's still listening to it and now there's Gil Gunderson and a dog in front of him eating out of the garbage this is definitely not going to end well for him he now is faced with two choices either to hit Gil or the dog because hitting the brakes is not an option anymore hey later he goes to visit Gil in the hospital with Marge and we see that the accident broke Gil's

neck now not only did Homer disrupt the traffic but hitting Gil while driving recklessly and injuring him is a classic case of reckless driving for these crimes Homer will be spending 5 years in prison and paying off a $127,000 fine so it seems our friend Homer Simpson has landed himself in some really hot water his various crimes have already earned him a 19-year and 3month jail sentence and a $285,000 in total of fines yikes dude we're just halfway through and this guy's already neck deep in fines and we're only going to be delving into more

serious offenses as we go where things get more disturbing and atrocious Homer isn't just a menace as a father or a husband but he's even one as a son turns out his habit of strangling people is pretty deeply rooted when is questioned about how he can lay hands on his son's neck he's got a pretty good excuse for that serious you physically lay your hands on your boy's neck yeah I guess it's just how I was raised look at these grades they're a disgrace no TV for a week why you little you would think by

the way he worded it that it would be his dad strangling him but no the problem is always been Homer Simpson it doesn't stop there though in the episode Homer Simpson in kidney trouble on their way back home from bloodbath Gul Abe asks hmer if he can go to the bathroom before they leave can I go to the bathroom before we leave are we going to get home I don't want to miss inside the actor Studio he doesn't stop the car even after Abe is visibly uncomfortable and they pass a rest area with like 85

bathroom doesn't stop even after Abe tells him he might explode until this man's kidneys have exploded although Homer is a minor at the time he strangled his dad he can still be charged as an adult since this would classify as a violent crime for that and his negligence resulting in his dad's injuries Homer will be looking at 8 years in jail in $16,250 In fines I think that might help him respect his Elders a bit more in the episode kill the alligator and run Homer and his family are vacationing in Florida and Homer wants to

par T he runs an airboat and they go through the swamp where the town's mascot Captain Jack is found swimming while Homer is having the time of his life the kids are not that happy what kind of music built this city uh okay Dad look out look out for what the giant gator the [Music] giant oh no and now they just murdered the Beloved mascot of the Town Captain Jack the police catch Homer in the act and he tries to swim away but fails okay I'll go quietly the whole Simpson family is arrested but when

Homer catches the chance to grab the keys he uncuff everyone and they run to their car you can't drive dad he's got your license well I'm going to try anyway it worked it's a miracle now they're being chased by the sheriff and just to get away Homer even thinks of running through a train crossing which would pretty much kill his entire family Homer no you'll kill us all or die trying [Music] damn his crime doesn't stop there though and we are on the road to do where he kills a horse stupid horse it's a deer

crossing wipe the blood off the windshield and get in the car boy killing or seriously injuring animals in front of a minor is definitely a crime considered a class B felony so that earns him 10 years in jail in a hefty fine of $250,000 now h mullman gets killed in the show so many times that they have an actual term for the crime mullman Slaughter and you can see where this one is going in the episode the dosal network Homer brings home the maple void now Lisa's been having a hard time with friends in real

life so when she gets her hands on the new computer she gets a really cool idea h [Music] it's easier to be friends with lots of people online than one person in person and that is how springface was created the social network was an immediate success so much so that even the grown-ups started using it in very distractive ways too while driving Homer is busy using spring face without paying attention to the road and ends up hitting Hans mman even though Hans dies multiple times in the show and keeps miraculously respawning and we'll still be

counting this as manslaughter since Homer did end up killing Hans dude should have just waited to get home to use spring face because now he's looking at a prison sentence of 10 years and a hefty fine of 250k by now you know there's no limit to the sketchy things that Homer can pull off and we see an example of that when Homer puts his big brain to work when there is a ban on alcohol in Springfield alcohol is a way of life alcohol is my way of life and I aim to keep it sounds like

you have a plan maybe I do chief maybe I do come on boy think of a plan I'm trying dad taking your underaged kid to dig up alcohol isn't really the best form of parenting you can exhibit but Homer isn't really known for his amazing parenting anyway Homer fills the beer into bowling balls and then with the use of a pipe under the bolama he smuggles the beer filled bowling balls to Mo if he decides to put this much effort into anything remotely productive he can actually do some good for the world but oh well

in return for smuggling Mo fills the bowling balls with money and sends them back to Homer teaching your son how to be a boot lugger is insane parenting on another occasion when Mr Burns cancels the planed employees prescription plan Homer comes up with another plan to get drugs Grandpa gives a crazy idea and the two had to candada to smuggle drugs back into Springfield and with the help of Grandpa's old Veterans of one war buddies they get fake Health cards to get some drugs and so the two buy drugs at the pharmacy enough of them

to kill a whole herd of horses now the drugs have been smuggled into Springfield safely great teamwork Homer and Grandpa smuggling is a pretty big deal no matter how minimal and easy Homer makes it look he's looking at 40 years imprisonment and $500,000 in fines remember what happened with Basher Bin Laden and his parents it's still considered one of the worst crimes committed by Homer and it also falls under the category of hate crimes b befriends a new kid in the town named Basher Bin Laden Basher and his family just moved from Jordan at first

Homer is very cool with Bart being friends with bashier then his pal SC and of course he gets paranoid H this is serious this bashier kid is musle and they up to something oh I can't believe that till I see a fictional TV program exposing your point of view for the last time F where did you hide the nerve gas Li distress and she loved it the normal thing would be to talk to Bart first but Homer is not normal he just wants to get rid of this new friend of Barts and his friends give

him some pretty insane ideas well if you want to stop bashier in his war on American principles you could discriminate against his family in employment and housing little dinner a little dessert and then you jack bow them into giving you all their secrets I guess I have no choice evil Homer has jumped out and who knows what he's about to do to Bashir and his family at the dinner the dinner is going well so far but we know Homer's got other plans he's even casually saying some insensitive things here and there just to spice things

up H interesting why just the other day I was reading that science is us used to make bums pretty messed up to say he then goes into the kitchen to get the dessert it appears he's made a cake that looks like an American flag he tries to get them to eat the cake but they uncomfortably say no the bin Lads leave the house after getting offended and March tells Homer to go and apologize to them and Homer's response to that is just the Fring greatest I'm sorry it's just so fun and easy to judge people

based on religion when Maggie tries having a taste Homer stops her why you ask it's poison Not only was this a hate crime but it was an attempted murder that is indeed a felony and Homer will get 60 years in jail with $1,125,000 to pay in fines even a 100 side jobs can't help him pay that off you don't got to watch The Simpsons much to know that Homer Simpson isn't really the best candidate for father or husband of the year he's actually done some pretty messed up things to his kids especially Bart and here's

some examples Hey you little Homer strangling his kids is a very reoccurring thing in a running gag on the show but that doesn't mean it's not a crime Bard gets strangled by Homer the most and the poor guy can never catch a break you little I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny it seems like every time Homer is a little bit pissed off about anything he reaches for Bart's throat to strangle him did you make a prank call of Brazil no sir I didn't choke on your lies I'll audience you your [Applause] Kinder

strangle Bart but you can't strangle your humiliation and thank you Lisa for giving him the reality check while I agree Bart can be a real Menace that doesn't mean he deserves to get strangled by his dad the way that he does these are just five instances where Homer strangles Bart because if I start listing all of them I'd probably die before I finish them all there are 152 instances in all 36 Seasons combined which lands Homer a whopping 152e jail sentence and $950,000 in fines but here we see him doing it a measly five times

looking at all this child abuse Under Oregon laws it would get Homer 5 years in jail along with a fine of 31,250 bucks and these numbers are just from the five instances alone Homer might not be father of the year but he desperately wants to be the babysitter of the year in the episode Children of the Le Claude Homer ends up injuring his knee at the Springfield YMCA basketball game I'm okay now he's at home recovering and is getting extremely bored just to keep himself busy he even puts his family dog and cat in a

bag to breed them with each other yeah Homer can be a real psychopath at times moving on flenders comes to Homer with his kids and asks if Marge can babysit his children for the day when flanders's son asks him if Homer can babysit them every day Flanders says he's not running a daycare but that does give homer an idea soon the word spreads and all the kids in the town are now at Homer's place at Uncle Homer's daycare center while his actual kids are getting terribly neglected ow you stepped on my arm sorry Daddy thought

you were a pile of cable poor Bart and Lisa man but these two were going to prove that they are after all Homer's kids they decide to show the world who Homer really is this is the real Homer Simpson a beard drinking meanie I'll make you good Homer says everything is taken out of context but proves the point of his kids when he strangles Bart on stage in front of everyone instead of defending himself and then telling them that he isn't like that he proves them right and kidnaps the kids he ends up crashing the

van full of kids and then tries to run away which he fails to do spectacularly needless to say Bart and Lisa's plan worked like a charm and Homer was back at home with his kids now he kidnapped those kids out of love but that doesn't stop it from being a crime kidnapping the first degree is a felony and for that Homer is looking at 160 years in jail in a whopping $3 million fine maybe he should have just accepted the award and called it a knight oh well if Homer can commit tax fraud and have

multiple DUIs why did I think he draw the line at interfering with a federal investigation in the episode mother Simpson Homer meets his mother while he's lying lying on an empty grave that belongs to him since he kind of faked his death classic Homer right you awful awful man get out of my son's grave I hate to rain on your parade lady but this is my grave hey wait a minute mom Homer I thought you were dead I thought you were dead where have you been all this time oh it's a very complicated story let's

just eny this moment Lisa thinks that there's something fishy about mother Simpson that's when Bart tells Lisa that he doesn't trust their Grandma either because he found IDs with different names in her purse later the family asks Mona to tell them the truth about herself spill it muddy May we're calling the cops please don't all right then we'll call your husband Grandpa no I'll talk I'll tell you everything I've wanted to tell you she says that she's been running away from the FBI because of setting an atomic bomb off in a lab and killing Mr

Burns's germs in the 1960s ever since that moment she's been a fugitive and had to be away from her family for the sake of their safety now in the present time the FBI is still after Mona and is tracking her down the FBI Mr Burns and the police show up at the Simpson household to arrest Mona the FBI searches the Simpson house but she is nowhere to be found and then we see that Homer has fled the house with her whatever Mona did whether she's innocent or not is up to the court to decide providing

her a safe passage to run away from the FBI once again is is a crime of its own Homer will be suffering the consequences for harboring a terrorist with life imprisonment with all this combined Homer's looking at a staggering 6,376 250 in fines and $489 years behind bars but how does this sketchy character compare click the video on screen to find out