excuse me excuse me are you Miss eiel yes am I interrupted yes I'm the assistant your Publishers hired the Publishers think I have writers block do you have writers block I don't know how to kill Harold [Music] cre this is a story about a man named Harold cck Harold lived a life of solitude he would walk home alone he would eat alone when are others Minds would fantasize about their upcoming day hello Harold just counted brush Strokes all right who just said Harold just counted brush Strokes Dave I'm being followed how are you being followed
you're not moving it's byy woman's voice she's narrating oh Harold couldn't concentrate on his work I can't think while you're talking you have a voice speaking to you about me accurately with a better vocabulary Harold found himself exasperated shut up cursing the heavens INF futility no I'm not I'm cursing you you stupid voice so shut up and leave me alone so you're the young gentleman who called me about the narrator the thing to determine conclusively is whether you're in a comedy or a tragedy have you met anyone recently who might Lo the very core of
you I'm an IRS agent get vent tax man everyone hates me well that sounds like a comedy have you written anything new today I figured out how to kill Harold crink little did he know that events had been set in motion that would lead to his imminent death what why hello come on this woman Karen Eiffel is one of my favorite authors that's her that's the voice she's the narrator I my name is Harold Crick I believe you're writing a story about me is this a joke you have to understand that this isn't a story
to me it's my life I want to live I need to speak to Karen eone I'm one of her characters I'm sorry I'm in a new book and she's going to kill me how exciting is [Music] that
