This is them right before the show came out no it's not stop it that was honestly a good con Crete nothing's a lot dude shout out to all the real one to let you know when there's boogers in your nose yes add to your icklist Shane buggers oh it's gonna be a long list I can't even watch the TLC Channel when I eat There are certain shows I cannot watch while I'm eating and I can't explain why pimple popper well that's obvious I don't think I could ever watch pimple popper yeah but dude TLC is
full of land Pines at any second they're gonna hit you with some [ __ ] that can make your stomach hurt if you have a sensitive stomach although shout out a thousand pound sisters because they were using my palette hi welcome back to whatever the hell This is gross Edition I don't know I guess we're just starting off really gross which kind of fits in line with my topics today that's actually kind of the thing that uh is talked about that every time our family is at the dinner table poop comes up oh groshit just
gets talked about it's natural it's very true Shane is not a part of your family because he is the most sensitive girly when it comes to any kind of food being consumed he gets so upset at my family Every time we're eating I need to stop doing the zoning out thing because now I can't stop it's dangerous that's why I said man you gotta use it use it wisely be responsible with it you know you look really pretty today thank you for calling me pretty you dressed me okay yes we do need to talk about
our outfits today because I really tried like I've been trying to be stylist I even have like okay not that I've been on many sets not like Chris but You've been on so many more than me but the like wardrobe girl The Stylist like she always is like okay you got your look okay great let me get a picture so I've been doing that because I found this camera from like 10 years ago and I've just been taking pictures like very Y2K of us it's a really good camera too it has like the auto face
blurring so everyone looks 10 years younger and photoshopped so yeah if you want to Check out these pictures go to our Shane Dawson podcast Instagram photographer yes because I'm proud like listen we redid the beauty room announce the podcast wardrobe room and I mean we have clothing racks we have like everything laid out all cute I anyway so yes we have all the the Wardrobe and I've been like today I picked out all of our clothes specifically to match so for me I have this little bear jacket thing kind of stupid [ __ ] loser
[ __ ] Cartoon [ __ ] and then for Jared are you allowed to say that word it's not a bad word what does it mean there's one that's similar to that that's like a cuck is a contemptuous turn for a man with moderate or Progressive political views or a man whose wife is sexually Unfaithful a cuckold that's me oh please thanks for clarifying Chris yeah I thought it was yeah like a big [ __ ] like a big fat [ __ ] I thought it was just dudes that liked to watch their Wives get
[ __ ] yes that too right pretty much in layman's term I mean I know I didn't use a bunch of big words but that's what it is right yeah I'm shocked I didn't know that was something that anyone would enjoy yeah I didn't know either I'll show you some stuff wait there's a fetish of husbands wanting to get their white watch their wives get [ __ ] yes and the wife it's usually like an older woman with long hair and like a necklace and she's like Laying down and she's screaming oh corner and she's
like you can couldn't the husband just taped the two of them having sex and then get off to watching him having sex with his wife it's about watching somebody else be better than him what yes I saw videos a straight couple and the guy was sucking another guy and the wife was masturbating to it what's that [ __ ] gay damn I zoned out what was it Dude that was like a real quick one I don't even let us know in the comments yeah are any of you Cox or is your husband a cuck what
you told us if they're Growers let us know if they're [ __ ] send oh my God this perfect segue we have a voicemail so I set up a phone number we'll get back to our wardrobe never uh I set up a voicemail so if you call 747-263-2512 uh leave a message under 30 seconds preferably and we'll play it on The show whether you need advice or your husband's a [ __ ] and you want to talk about it uh let us know no sure there's a whole community that find it like a very positive
thing I'm stuck on this cuck thing I just can't imagine yours to cook why wouldn't you just have an open relationship or threesomes I just don't understand not jumping in on it because I think it's a very I don't want to judge I'm not Trying to judge I'm just thinking like if I wanted to watch somebody [ __ ] you I would think at some point I would like to jump in like it would be the foreplay to watch the person [ __ ] the husband I think there's a lot of psychological layers of onion
to peel back on that one I think it's just like very psychological why people want to be a cuck yeah you know what I mean all right maybe we'll have power in the cucks I guess [ __ ] it I'm not against it I'm Just trying to understand so back to our outfits oh yes Jared is wearing a comic book jacket looking very Boom Boom Pow I am not a cook by the way I sound almost like So Pro cook yeah this is rad dude like you really opened me up to wanting to wear dope
jackets thank you it's fire wow somebody said like five generation words yeah this is bitching yeah and then to go with the same kind of vibe Ryland is wearing a cloud sweater it's 3D and how Does my blue sweater go in with all of your like muted tones see this is what I'm a stylist and you're not when you really look at them all together there's a theme it's very like pop art okay so pop Art's the theme the color isn't cohesive because there's like I'm not tying into anyone here you know what he looks
like though you know what that sweater looks like remember Grandma used to get like the limited edition Macy's sweatshirt drops yes it Looks like something that grandma would have worn or this guy in The Simpsons you know I love the sweater it just feels like I'm uh standing outside of the rest of you or maybe I'm just like I think yours looks really good though thank you and also anytime we talked about this blue in your eyes I can't oh Chris wants to [ __ ] me in blue yeah I can and when he wears
blue this is like a cub thing who's [ __ ] who and who's gonna watch I'm watching I don't want You to see that from that angle Chris is wearing a waffle cone chocolate dipped uh vest it's very cute it's delicious oh my God oh my gosh I just thought of something I'm so excited how did I forget oh and I have a new blink up oh okay wow that was a lot of pre-excitement for okay Jared I have a oh you got shook I have a late Christmas gift I'm so genuinely excited because I
think you're gonna love it and it ties into Our podcast okay okay check out your present oh what seven eleven seven eleven okay one of your favorite Cheap Trick locations so Crocs just collabed with 7-Eleven no not sponsored I don't know if this is it right here I just recently got into crime I know and and like I used to almost look at people in certain way there were Crocs now I'm like dude yeah I have a crush I am not a cook promise me you're not gonna go toes out in those oh uh I'll
be Socking It Outdoors for sure maybe maybe not I don't know what's wrong with toes out not toes out like guys can't do toes out in public oh unless you're at like a beach you can have your toes out in like flip-flops at the beach oh but if you're wearing sandals around you're getting ahead of us because our next topic is gonna involve it okay I'll bring my ick up later dude I'm taking my shoes off oh wow yeah whoa keep those really cool come on those are actually so cool I Mean this is this
means a lot to me you know wow are they comfy I've never worn a Croc dude Crocs are the best I keep hearing that okay but did you get over your public fear of wearing Crocs and being judged I actually looking back I think I've worn more embarrassing shoes you know like I think uh I used to wear water shoes outside all the time oh I remember I remember my water shoes but I don't know now I'm at the point where I really don't care you know so I think They look cool because I hate
to admit even like getting a postmate I would like take my Crocs off because I was too embarrassed to be out wearing my Crocs okay so I need to bring something up I'm very excited we have a surprise today it's not a surprise because we all know about it but I have something very exciting planned off the podcast we were talking about one of my favorite childhood pizza places Straw Hat Pizza which is it's not in that many places I Haven't had it in like 10 years I forgot what it tastes like it's my favorite
pizza of all time and then we were talking about it and you're like oh Chris Chris strayla well he has three names uh growing up uh is one of the names and then Chris yeah aka's right there and Pizza Boy Fresh oh and Pizza Boy Fresh yeah so he's one of Jared's friends from childhood who's also a rapper and also works at straw hat and also is bringing us pizza so He's on his way we're gonna have a whole moment with that but it's just Pizza Boy Fresh always delivers you know what I'm saying but
this is a picture that I found from I was 10 this is my 10th birthday party oh my God and if you look over here's you it could be dang yeah um yeah so he's gonna come soon I don't know what's happening here you guys are like are you guys having a rap battle I'm like yo yeah yeah Is everyone in Long Beach a rapper or is just your circle of people rappers uh there was a lot of us a lot of us just interested in music I would say I guess but uh me and
Chris were two that like to write music we have other buddies that would make beads that would master and mix music but uh quite a bit of us like hip-hop well I've heard a lot about this man I'm excited to meet he's the best he was like my he's like my fourth friend in life if I think about it what Why if you think about like do you remember your first friend like your first actual friend yes like looking back I think I only had like two or three friends before I was his friend wow
yeah so he's a very he's like you know shout out to my fifth friend right there yeah okay um okay so I thought of a segment I have some like serious stuff to talk about but I feel like you know what let's not ruin the vibe I'll talk about my Depression and therapy later what um huh we just got married um no so I thought of a new segment I forgot what we were doing but we were hanging out and doing something and then you yawned in my face and it wasn't a normal yawn it
was a yawn no I know exactly what we were doing we were on the couch and Shane was doing his okay there's this myth that if you don't yawn when somebody else does yawns you lack empathy so basically it's It's a psychopathioning test try it at home try it with your boyfriends uh and your husband you'll learn a lot so if you yawn the other person should yawn right after you because that's why they say catching a yawn because yawning is all based on empathy so you feel the person's yawn and it makes you yawn
now if you yawn in front of somebody and they don't yawn they're a psychopath on skinny but there's a chance that they might be I don't know it's really really If you were to guess on a scale of one to ten if someone is a psychopath if they don't yawn when you yawn you can add a couple points yes exactly right it's on a metric scale you could say and the thing is sometimes I feel like you catch the on a couple minutes later and Shane was like on a yawning spree and then when I
finally caught his yawn then I was over dramatizing it a little bit just just to shove it in his face and he really started getting the ick it was Horrible it was like your yawn was like a huh no and then you go and then you go it's making me Hefty oh my God I hate it it gives me the ick and then I was like oh my God new it got locked because I never knew that was one of my eggs and then I was like that's a good segment new ick unlocked so wait
have we done this segment before Mandela effect I just remembered like a sound effect of a lock I think we've done did we do this I don't I think I've Only done one ick I think uh I don't know if we've had a chance to unlock another one oh interesting well my first new ick unlocked is yawning so that's my new thing I hate it you're about to do it again oh my God I hate it I held it um Chris do you have any icks that uh you've unlocked or any new IX you're in
your relationship it's been a little while what's he doing that's pissing you off um I mean this is a pretty common one I've we've all kind of talked about This already how like no one likes boogers and he'll just like dig for gold just like look at it he'll look at it in front of you yeah and he knows I hate it so he'll be like where does he discard of it um I'll put it in like a napkin but in case recap just really quick guys recap here in case you don't remember in the
last episode Shane uh basically told us that his biggest dick is Booker so His reaction is based on that let the Chris continue yeah no I mean that's pretty much it that's a pretty gross thing that he does that I hate and he knows I hate and so he continues to do it on purpose I'm not kidding and I'm sure he's a very sweet I would literally break up with him I that is so my ick that is oh my God I would rather you like hit me with a car I would rather anything else
Um yeah dude boogers just the thought of them grosses me out something I don't understand about Shane though and it can last a good hour like if we have dinner in front of us and he sees something that just derails him he really can prolong his hunger I for a good hour and I'm just not built that way like if something grosses me out I'm like yuck yeah okay I'm already pissed because the pizza's gonna get here I'm not eating it oh no I do remember when we were younger I have a sensitive stomach I
do remember you being more sensitive than me yes because I'll get over it in maybe 10 to 15 minutes if I'm on the way to pick up food and I get it and like something's on the way there has grossed me out by the time I get home I could almost eat it you know what I mean my time lasts I like a day it's because of stomach muscles you know you got to feel free and it just probably tenses you up because it's so gross you're like you Know it's visceral for the day Jared
do you uh you were telling me about an ick that was kind of a Nick earlier but do you have any uh I have I have a couple of them one of them is actually kind of a life hack oh you know because in conversation or in text uh I always say like hey somebody like if I'm texting Chris hey Chris and then I'll proceed to to text whatever I want to text okay but if people text me hey bud it's the [ __ ] worst and I don't know anybody In my life that's ever
done that that it hasn't ended up being a piece of [ __ ] or this [ __ ] me over in business real talk so many family members that say but oh no I'm saying maybe to family it's okay or maybe like for some people it could be an isolated incident where it's cool but like I hate it when people call me bud they've all you know I don't like it because it's almost degrading no it's definitely you know my [ __ ] name yeah you know you can call me dude but don't Call me
bud or when like a waitress calls me hun or like uh sweetie I definitely call people but yeah like hey but well I always thought it was it's a positive like it was posturing to me like hey little bud no I feel like you've said buddy maybe I just thought but but it was short for Buddy which I thought was nice I feel like I could see you saying it in like a flirting manner to somebody you're like potentially going to date but other than that I'm With Jared this would you're like immediately uh discarded
from oh no I'll never use it again I didn't know or when or when like waitresses or whoever call me honey or sweetie but they're like young if they're in their 60s or 70s call me whatever you want I don't care but like don't be 20 years old calling me hunting sweetie you know new yum unlocked yum oh [ __ ] I love when a waitress calls me love hey love hey love it depends yeah I like I like when they Say that that's cool yeah and they call me love I give them like a
75 tip I'm not getting so life no he's not life hack if you're a waitress and you see me just call me love there you go oh yeah I would say though like people calling me that stuff is mayak and I recommend you don't trust people to call you butt just word of advice okay my co-sign this is kind of I don't know if this is an ick or more of just like a preference but I there's one New thing that's also been unlocked because we've been eating more nice um I bloated sex like bloated
what like if like if we eat a big meal and we're like okay we should probably it's been a while what are you talking about [Laughter] so I think what I need to do is before we do something uh I need to start myself no I need to not eat I think that's like a pretty Universal tip yeah not being bloated before sex is Mando You know that's amazing you would think that but honestly like whenever we go to like a nice restaurant we see people just eating their [ __ ] brains out and you
know they're gonna go [ __ ] afterwards I don't think so I think they [ __ ] before Oh life hacks poop and drink oh yeah before yeah I whenever just I've never had an issue with that I just have sex whenever do you get bloated like on a serious level at your size not really I have like gerd Problems where my chest hurts really bad but does he get bloated I don't I mean I don't think it's really who doesn't get bloated I feel like everyone thought was a bad man I'd say maybe because
we just all the time and it's never that's never been nothing they never get nauseous no ladies not first if you're like girded up are you still down to ride or what yeah you're about it dude I know my ex what Motion sickness on your end wait what it's so annoying that's not enough no I could say you're an [ __ ] if I have a stomach ache so this is no different oh here we go again because there are motion sickness pills like and we don't it's not like we're always whipping around in a
car so it's like if we're gonna go in the car just pop a pill or something he literally will start driving two seconds from the house and he's like [Music] never recovers and I'm like we've got to be able to drive sometime you know what I'm gonna be bloated all week um I showed up to blow it up straight up that reminded me we were talking about this earlier this is what inspired the it conversation was you said that you found out something about bloating dude yeah so basically I was watching a video and it
was about ancient torture it just kind of popped Up within the algorithm I forgot I was watching before but it was like a list video and it went over different countries and how they would torture people and you know earlier times and in Sweden the Swedish did something called the schweven trunk is basically let's say they were taking over a territory or they needed information from you or something like that okay you know some people might just uh peel your skin off or do something like very violent what They they would lay you on your
back and just force drink you gallons of liquid whether it be water uh it could be urine it could be sewage and the whole goal was just to get your stomach is bloated as humanly possible and then they would just punch the [ __ ] and beat your stomach up until you talk but he wanted to know it's like dude if I'm bloated and my dog jumps on my stomach it's like game over for the [ __ ] night you know what I mean imagine if you just had like Five Guys you're all bloated out
of your mind punching you it's like I'll tell you whatever dude you know but like but that was actually I ain't no snatching I mean I'm disturbing but I mean but imagine being that bloated and then just they would just abuse you until you talked I mean it's probably very effective because now let's try it that's like the most like one gentle way of doing it like hey you're just gonna make you throw up all over the place and [ __ ] your ribs up but we're not gonna hang you or nothing you know this
sounds like it's listen I don't know Tick Tock but this sounds like a challenge like get your friend bloated as [ __ ] and give them a secret and then just just they repeat this but but just just for some okay so that's the swedes hold on wait wait we have to take a break because the card's about to run oh no um but when we come back Jared's gonna give us an even Probably grosser uh fact and we're gonna also eat pizza if we're not too icked out see you soon hey okay welcome to
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would put a canoe Down or a boat structure and then they would cover you you would lay in that they would cover you with another one with holes just for your arms to hang out and your head to hang out and then they would pour milk and honey like as much as they could get you to drink all over your face and all over the top of this boat and the first thing that would start to happen is like insects and bees would start and come and and eat the honey off of your face and
then it would Dry up and it would just feel real uncomfortable and because your body is going to be releasing extra mint and gases it draws in worms and rodents the clother like get through and then it basically they eat you from the inside and that's how uh how it goes are you [ __ ] kidding why are they ruining boats why can't they just use a box I I I I think they call it doing the bow because it was shaped like a boat but they weren't ruining boats by any means That's not the
Persian way they don't just waste boats okay thank God you know what I'm saying um wow yeah so that's a very big with you know two sides of the spectrum I honestly think I'd rather do that they said that that would be like up to like five days of us [ __ ] that no jump holding my blood stomach horrible yeah that almost sounds like something you do on Fear Factor though you know like hey drink a gallon of orange juice to get punched by Mike Tyson in the Stomach you know like I literally was
just dead it's a tick tock job I'm sure Stevo's done it you know what I mean like it can't be I just thought it was fun like damn shout out to the swedes man shout out sweets well thank you for that of course definitely not eating your friend's pizza so I okay so now it's time for our voicemail advice segment I have a few voicemails picked out here Um and they need to know everybody's on things so we need to be brutally honest though they want brutal honesty that's what I think okay okay so here
we go this is uh from Cece hi guys my name is CeCe from New York I was just looking for some advice last night I just went out on a date and this guy was amazing 10 out of 10 phenomenal we hit it off it seems too good to be true um and I feel like we've already talked about like marriage and kids names and Like talking about getting married like this year but we just met last night and we're rushing it really hard but it feels right so I just I don't know I need
advice did I slow down or should I just like it's just it feels natural what should I do get a grip girl wow CeCe try to yawn in front of me a lot of questions for CeCe you know um but nothing good happens quick I would say CC without you know hurting your feelings I think he's planning on Gutting you and wearing you with his skin this was going to be in my possibilities it could be really negative okay right here you could be a psycho so please avoid him at all costs tell him uh
that you're done because anybody that's talking about marriage and kids on the first date is literally um a serial killer no it takes two to tango she was up there talking about marriage with him listen well she had me wearing her in no because RCC not my CC I think I think it's fine if you have a really good connection to kind of Roman no listen to romanticize like talking about marriage or kids together but when she lost me is when she said and we were thinking about executing it in this year yeah that's where
you gotta [ __ ] halt the brakes girlfriend yeah I mean for sure you know that I'm saying don't like fully commit to any anything if the sentiment is there but there's questions I have like How old are you CeCe if you're like in your 40s and like this dude's in his 40s and you live in a town in Idaho with 45 people or whatever like maybe this is it you know I don't know but but I mean I don't I don't know maybe it's one of those beautiful love stories of two people meeting in
just instant love and you know maybe hold on I feel like I've offended Chris what because now that I'm thinking about it are you kind of the person that does this no you're not a Serial killer no but you are very romantic very fast I'm extremely romantic but I do know that like I have to keep it in like I know I can't I understand I can't say things like that right away I understand even if I he understands the Slow Burn even if I even if I were to feel something like that very quickly
I know I can't say that just like on a rational level so I'll keep it in I always I mean I am hopeless romantic and I always hope for the best In every situation but I get really nervous about this particular thing because I had a friend who had a very similar situation where she met somebody who very quickly was like you're the love of my life I can tell and like you're my everything and and was so perfect and everything seemed so perfect and they got married and they got married and then later on
there was like a lot of cheating and like a lot of like just like this person was using my Friend for many I don't know my gain the status okay then I feel comfortable saying this CeCe [ __ ] run no it does Ron get the [ __ ] it's but hey get out it could be that one story yes no I agree the Practical advice to CC is don't [ __ ] get married but enjoy the ride no yes no don't [ __ ] get yourself legally tied up this guy yes in the back
of the truck does he know where she lives if you guys are having fun and he's Taking it easy in trouble right now just call her we have her number I would I would think of it oh my God wait I'm scared dude we we might be saving the [ __ ] life okay on the same page she's allowed to have fun with him and if he keeps presenting as a psychopath she's got a [ __ ] run yeah she needs proceed with caution but okay let her have the experience That's easy up dude we
gotta save her life no I mean wait I've never done this I feel like I've flip-flopped a few times on this building I feel the best about calling Cece [Music] hit us up at the email address in the description below with your number so we can call you next week please and I just want to say people will show you who they are listen that's true yeah CeCe I'm trying to save you because what if Cece's with him right now I just want to say Shane you're the one screaming murderer you were the one that
saw me in a video before you met me and said out loud that you were going to marry me you did a week or two into it but you have the thoughts too I told you about that months later okay months later after you said I love that I'm just saying that's very different let them have their thing this is why you're gonna end up dead I'm married unless You're killing killing me I feel personally very conflicted right now I think until I talk to Cece right I can't form my complete opinion I feel pretty
confident I nothing good happens quick don't get married right away yes right that's the thing fill it out all right let's move in right away can I text her please I'm gonna say should I send her a picture whatever we can do Hey CeCe call us okay we really do okay so let's do one more hi guys are you guys autistic because I've seen so many autistic signs in you and I think you guys could do good with it and I feel like you guys could make a platform for autistic people and I feel like
there it is stretch up the symptoms one of them being what Shane has mucophonia and then yeah severe ADHD OCD and anxiety you most Likely have all those Foods together you're most likely a late diagnost and because you're are we autistic Shane I mean she said we're autistic that proceeded to say like all these other things there's nothing wrong I'm about it I I have nothing against or whatever like I'm all for it but I think we are a platform like I'm not I'm totally uh anything I was I was not understanding her because I
do see and this by the way shout out to all my Autistic listeners viewers um but and all of our family members who are also autism shut up but when I see this comment a lot I think we talked about this before there's a lot of comments on these podcasts that are like are you guys autistic this is autistic you're autistic what and if you've never seen those yeah no there's so many and there was like 200 [ __ ] comments why what signs are we displaying well she's saying so I guess OCD Um anxiety
misophonia like the thing the sound that I have uh Jared saying things that are just super offensive um if I was on the Spectrum I wouldn't be surprised at all uh and again I like really Jared to say I don't think it's a bad thing if we I I don't personally uh I don't want to offend people that actually are autistic so I don't think I'm autistic at all you know uh and I think even for you like the like when you were young you had surgery on your Ears and had some tubes put in
it I think at one point or so I'm like there's probably other ways to even explain it so I don't want to misrepresent anything autistic wise well here's what I will say because there's so many comments about us being autistic and because of this voicemail I'm starting to think we need a we need an autistic guest been saying it B I really need to get into love on the spectrum because you've been watching that Forever and you said it's the best show it is it's possibly yes one of the best shows ever maybe we get
somebody from that show what are the defining trait like what I think it qualifies you to be autistic because I know there's a spectrum obviously it's a very large Spectrum too yeah yeah so there's different levels and it's obviously on a spectrum and I'm not a mental health or I'm not a doctor so I don't know but from what I do know there's some uh Sections of autism is not picking up social cues or not picking up social cues in people's faces like Chris Rock was talking about he has that where he can't tell if
somebody's mad or sad or offended because he if there's like a thing missing where he figures that out yeah saying things that are not socially acceptable or kind of saying things without thinking about the emotional ramifications of saying it like those are all very easy so they're just truth Tellers that's what Jared was saying was that didn't we talk about this on the podcast before that you think we should have an autistic president and I kind of agree no yeah for sure because it's because it will feel to the point straight up because because they
they rationalize everything that's being thought about and said to be like calculated is not just I don't know a lot of stuff is [ __ ] when you break it down right so just it's just to the Point and a lot of people that are autistic just shine in one element they like hyper focus on something and just Excel like no other you know what I mean so yeah that's typically the traits that you would see so yes we we know autistic people we have people in our family and uh Shadow if you're Autistic or
if your husband watching I just always visualize a woman watching this if your husband doesn't take shout out and honestly I wouldn't want any of us to say we were Had we not been like clinically proven because that's one of my icks everyone on social media coming out with everything in the world with conviction when I know for a fact they haven't been to a doctor I'm like no [ __ ] you don't also have everything under the sun yeah yeah that is a lot have you seen the Edgar haircut I have seen that what
haircut it's basically the Dumb and Dumber haircut Jim Carrey's haircut okay really popular but it's super popping All the kids have it oh exactly what you're talking about only because of social media yeah why do I not know about this it's wow I don't know I look I think I think it's cool I think it's a great look I just want to throw it out there shout out to all those Rock in the Edgar you're so gen Z is there a reason you said that after are we talking about [Laughter] I'm like Um weird transition
every now and then I just I just was thinking about it maybe you are I just you know I I don't think I I'd never say anything with the intention of hurting someone's feelings neither do they you know no I I know but some people that are on the Spectrum aren't able to really grasp right what would impact someone on an emotional level because they don't really feel things on that emotional they can't like Relate so they say things without filtering it through is this gonna offend somebody possibly you know no right what you're looking
at me like I'm not I think I'm very emotionally aware of people in circumstances and honestly I I there's a lot of advantages I think there'd be a lot of advantages to dating somebody that's autistic you just have to be aware so that you know how to cope I just Googled are the like famous people autism and a few of these really Surprised me some are like very famous directors really yeah like Tim Burton I guess is on the Spectrum and yeah but this is all like to in like what I was saying people with
Autism that really find what they're good at in like hyper Focus they tend to be real successful so you know can almost be like a super I'm not surprised that there's a lot of very successful people so so it's a compliment Stevens yeah oh no for sure Steven Spielberg's autistic so what this List says wow and the list has to be right I assumed I don't know it says they're on the Spectrum right I wish there was like some famous [ __ ] genius that had misophonia because I'm sure that I was but what is
that again it's uh when Rylan chews I want to kill myself thank you yeah no the people you're closest to is who it's the worst with uh anybody was that just like an open statement to me about everything or like care about the No no this is Shane winner I'm learning about my Kings Kelly Osborne Ozzy Osbourne Kelly Ripa Queen uh all have misophonia whoa Kelly Ripa is my idol she is love her um okay well we're gonna take a quick little break uh and when we come back Jared childhood friend is bringing us our
favorite pizza of all time and um yeah this is gonna be interesting I don't know how this is gonna go have you guys seen each other yeah I just want to vouch for Shane this being his favorite pizza place he was dragging his feet coming back to California and he goes I guess we can't get Straw Hat Pizza though dude I took Sandy here and she could tell you if she wants but we actually went there after I proposed to her because it was within the realm of driving distance and it was just so sentimental
to me and I wanted to share it with her beautiful I'm really I don't know if she was super Right no you guys just cleared up my ick I'm ready for pizza we [ __ ] you that sounds kind of like someone trying to say dick s thank you thanks for [ __ ] me of course okay okay we'll be right back okay so a huge thank you to a returning sponsor today and that's rocket money so we've talked about them I think a couple Times before and I love rock money so much mainly because
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yeah hi Welcome to our College thank you this is crazy we haven't I haven't seen you in like 20 years it's been a while it has been a long time do You think he's so crazy do you think he's seen the photo of you guys yeah I showed him yes I saw it on the Instagram but I didn't see the full photo until now you know so that is so crazy that's cool friends in there it was way back yeah wow and so Jared uh you guys have been friends forever that's been a minute 30
years we've been it's been a long time it has like 25 to 28 years plus yeah yeah so okay we have a lot to talk about because we were actually just Talking about um what were we talking about your rap name pizza boy fresh pizza [Music] slash uh Pizza Boy Fresh and what's capisce capiche was my brand my clothing brand and then it kind of turned into my rap name you know and then just went with that you know I saw your rocking it yeah yeah peace so like it started off as the clothing brand
and then I start rapping you know I was around a lot of Like Rappers and stuff and passing out t-shirts and they're like well why don't you start rapping you know get a mixtape out it's better than just carrying a bunch of t-shirts on your back and giving them to people you know I'm like all right it makes sense a humble ass cat keep it under that yeah yeah it's back so before we get to the pizza which is sitting right behind you and I can't stop staring at it yes um the best pizza in
the world which we Have very harsh critics here right me and Jared think it's the best pizza in the world you agree I agree 100 uh Chris and uh Ryland have never tried it and I I want you guys to be brutally honest about this pizza like ruin my childhood I think it's the best ever how does it hold up to the place we love in Colorado drama I don't know I haven't had straw hat in like 20 years my second favorite pizza is Mellow Mushroom which I believe is in Colorado somewhere oh interesting But
it didn't even [ __ ] with straw hat dead but before we get to the pizza we were talking during the break about shoes so you also brought a pair of shoes I did so you're a shoe person yeah yeah I was a sneaker collector forever and then I just it kind of gradually I got my size and I get another size for my dad or my mom and then I'd get extra Pairs and then I could sell them and then okay so make some money well what's the shoe you Get that you wouldn't so
like what's your all-time Shoe Right now the ones I brought today you've been offered what for them uh like 25 to 2800 for them for shoes and I still haven't sold them and what's retail 150 bucks wow the margins are great why I gotta get into the shoe business is the most expensive shoe I have this is the hardest shoe to get wait so have you ever taken these out of the box is this like a moment um I have just once or twice Just twice uh twice in two years yeah wow and they still
hold up they're two years old and you're they're still like the things oh oh yeah oh yeah yeah you guys ready I don't think I've ever been so excited about a shoe how do you have me excited over shoes I know because I don't yeah I'm not in the community okay yes oh wow the hardest shoe to get of the last decade of the dunks so these are right here drum roll the Travis Scott SB Ducks oh wow wait Those are beautiful it's like the bandana wait I'm kind of scared that they're just out do
you wanna yeah we're about to read the pizza yeah should they be in like a glass case they should be far away from the pizza they are they were like yeah they're all unless I get like I said when I get like a nice single going and I shoot a music video I'ma debut those those will be my date have you put those on your feet no never trying to watch My feet at least 10 times and just looked at it yeah you threw those Crocs on real quick I mean I love the shoes I
had on too but yeah these I just had to these are great wow well thank you for uh of course uh well speaking of whipping things out that I'm excited um this is a lot of guys by the way I don't think I've ever been in a room I know sausage fest guys in my life bro there's Like a kickback remember it came back back in the day oh okay so you brought some Straw Hat I'm so excited just even the bag is like giving me so many memories how do we do this should we
just like just rip it open however you want yeah are we eating on the podcast for a second and then we're gonna put it away because the sound is gonna drive you crazy okay can you hand me a box a box specifically can you hand me a box Shaking the box is pretty cool yellow and black oh it's green oh my God open her up it smells I'm not even like acting this is like such a legit moment for me okay well show us not you I can't even imagine imagine when the last time you
had strikes show the camera Chucky take note that's a circle baby oh my God wait can I pass it around wait I wanna I wanna get a poll so what is it about this pizza that makes it your Absolute favorite I'm sorry I'm drooling oh I'm gonna taste it I don't gotta just taste it I haven't had it in a long time so I don't know is it Nostalgia or is it good it's good how much pizza just a smell how much pizza are you consuming a week managing it uh a lot yeah I'm eating
pizza five days a week you know because I mean how could you not one yeah and uh it's the best pizza in the world and I it's it's tough not to you know you're already going in season Myself bro I don't know okay do you guys want cheese or pepperoni pepperoni oh that's stench should I wait no no go no do it now do it now wait I want to see rylan's reaction sir oh my God rylan's reaction yeah oh wow is it amazing is it really oh um [Applause] wow it's incredible because it's like
a thinner crust but it still packs A Punch Yeah it's like oh yeah yeah if we microwaved it a little bit we should do That after the shot put it in your mouth and you're like where did that come from it tastes like arcades it tastes like tickets it tastes like everything that I wish yep blank and cheese was it does bring back memories yeah wow no it does it's like blanken cheese on steroids wow okay we're gonna eat that after the show and really get into it but wow that was thank yous for bringing
that because Jared's really uh you can't give them a pizza but like a bite well you know I Could put my mic like this see you later I try to be very far away from the mud but it's just such good pizza so I was looking through Instagram and I saw that you have a lot of pictures with celebrities like a lot of celebrities big ones so then I started thinking a why how do you know these people or how did you meet these people and B can you give us any of your uh craziest
celebrity encounter stories God so many um there is so many I could go on Forever um I met Jamie Foxx on a video shoot for blaming on the alcohol and with uh Jamie it was T-Pain Jamie Foxx it was the Oscars so Jake Gyllenhaal Ron Howard um I'm actually in the music video I've actually cameo in the music video um I was at the Oscars or it was are you just comparing it to the office it was after the Oscars all the like stars were in town and Jamie Foxx invited him to his his videos
but I I guess the question is how did you like what was the entryway like how did you get onto it officially was there no barrier for anyone to get on it or no they asked I wasn't there it was just like oh what are you doing here because it was all everybody was like a casted you know how to be you know with their paper you know but uh I just went on set you know I just snuck on set and Cheap Trick so I need to handle the crowd yeah And got got a
cameo wow yeah so that's what happened with Jamie Foxx and then Jamie Foxx is cool we're on set for like eight hours everything was cool and then I seen him I ran into him like a few years after it's cool as hell you know and I invited him to Straw Hat Pizza so that might be a huge possibility his uh his management team and his bodyguard are hitting me up to come check it out before he comes and we're gonna shut down the restaurant are you serious yeah No I did yeah yeah yeah so I
invited you big fox to the to the restaurant yeah okay what are your thoughts on um conspiracy theories do you think they're stupid or do you think they're fun they're fun okay good because we're doing conspiracy corner and you're joining us all right um okay so the first thing we're going to be talking about is a new Mandela effect I know we're done they're stupid we don't Believe in them anymore but somebody sent me this one and I had to play it because I genuinely was shook by this snow white hi ho hi ho wrong
you [ __ ] idiots what yeah get ready oh we go isn't that crazy wait what was it how do you explain that Chris it's home from work we go I got it more because he said we I said They so I really [ __ ] up on all accounts it's home from you know we go that doesn't make sense I mean it makes sense it just isn't right I think people started kind of doing self-parities of the song when they were going to work people were just like oh hi ho hi ho it's off
to work I go don't try to bring it one more time please Universe switched [ __ ] off it's never been that what about when they're going to work do they sing The song twice that's almost too much logic because I feel like they're skipping the log when they go to work it's but is the song played where do they work I don't even know I don't even know where they were um okay so yeah Mandela effect let us know what do you guys remember it being okay this one I don't want to get too
political uh and I thought this one was a joke when somebody sent it oh by the way if you want to send us your Mandel Effects or conspiracies or anything like that uh Shane dawsonpodcaststuffgmail.com this is from Brooklyn so Joe Biden's ears let's start uh I've never looked at his ears so first look at the picture on the left okay look at his left ear normal ear okay normal earlobe where did his love go his earlobes have changed I mean he is like 400 right is the oldest president we've ever had Seriously yeah so that's
weird right so you might be thinking oh maybe it's the angle maybe it's an illusion but then I found a picture of him when he was young and look at his ear normal earlobe okay and now a picture of him now where the [ __ ] did it go this is crazy right it might happen when you get older melt into your head like a candle I don't think so are they putting makeup on this man she just creeps me out dude Have you ever you ever heard him talk about how he he was like
you know he likes to go into pools but he's like I got hairy legs and my leg hair is blonde and I like to go into pools and the kids they they could do this with their hands on my leg and they watch my hair float around this is so weird I got hairy legs that turn that that that that that that that that turn uh about um blonde in the sun could be creepy but also sounds fun Um no his ears do you not notice it am I crazy it's hard to tell weird I'm
just is it like a plastic surgery gonna Rye oh maybe he lost it did he have like earlobe something or just like a weird angle and lighting I don't know I don't know what the conspiracy would be is a conspiracy that he's been replaced they all have oritis and they're all there yes he looks the most like a lizard we've ever had oh my God I mean he's doing something Right to be the oldest president ever I mean I mean dude to set the record I don't want to get into Politics on this show but
um we're not ripping on it nothing we're talking about has to do with his policy right yeah he looks like an alien lizard man okay but so does Trump okay this was uh somebody sent me this and like listen it sounds stupid but then I started like really thinking about it Mickey upside down the reflection of Mickey is wicked Oh kind of weird right that is pretty there's also three sixes in it what do you mean there's a six uh backwards shut the [ __ ] up you guys are freaks well that does actually lead
me to the next thing which is the aluminum now I know a lot of people really believe in the Illuminati we haven't actually talked about it on the show I think because I'm scared because you're a part of it It's not going well that's the Illuminati is Big right now right now everyone's talking about the Matrix and you know control and um I think though I just look at it from the perspective of there has to be a group of people that have the most money in the world that want to control everything that's like
Almost Human Nature you know what I'm saying so if you compare the Illuminati to like shoe hustling it does kind of make sense Because there there's this whole world of shoe hustling that I was not even aware of yeah because I'm just simple-minded just living my life and there's this whole world inside of the world and I bet it goes even deep deep deep we don't know what's going on with these celebrities I don't know I've never been to well you do more than I do about these celebrities but like I'm sure the more powerful
and the Richer you get the more boards you get and the More power you want and the like I'm sure there is like clubs why not guys I've heard some stuff yeah no yeah basically they throw parties wait who's they I mean the Illuminati they just throw of parties I don't know who sends the invitation [Laughter] I don't know how the invitations get sent Ryland okay they just get received and then people go to the party they walk into a hall there's a few different Rooms Once you walk into one room they put you in
a scenario and now you have to kind of just do what they want you to say or they talk about what happened in that room that night uh Jay-Z They always throw up the rock you know and Rihanna so Illuminati you know so those are when I Googled because I've done a bunch of videos about the Illuminati and stuff but I didn't realize how crazy it was like look at how many people are doing the 666i thing yeah and how many I Don't know what that is yeah me either so this is there's a definition
for it I should have put it in this document but basically what the All-Seeing Eye and there's three sixes if you look at the fingers six why are they doing it doesn't seem like a very is it was it just trendy or weird right are they actually a part of something well supposedly it's a way to show that you're a part of the Illuminati sorry there's some people on the in this Picture that are like not that big which is making me think that they're doing it to me like I'm in the club too I
guess it's like a way to sign that you're wow is that Leonardo DiCaprio from like a million years ago she's been in it for that long but there's also other ones like if you do this if you do like this with your hand I mean there's quite a bit of these hand signs that they claim and there's no world in which it was just like a Tick-Tock trend of Their time it's like on the Real Housewives no this is better watching on the Real Housewives all these women are not going to jail because they're frauding
people in real life and their money's like not really theirs but they go on reality shows and they show how much money they have and they show how rich they are but it's like not their money and it's like in plain sight they're like getting off to it yeah anyways uh Chris you uh had Something to say I was just gonna say I can understand a group like if there's a a richest group in the world wanting to keep that that makes sense to me but like some of the things that people have accredited with
Illuminati seem silly to me if I'm being honest and like so I mean there's I don't know over the years there's like things I've just heard or like things and there's like oh this person made a face in a music video and I'm like oh no come on or like little People be like oh this agenda is is about the Illuminati I'm like that wouldn't benefit you have any specifics like people have like said like little Nas came out because of the Illuminati and I'm like little no this is a gay man who came out
because he's a gay man well I do have a clip that I thought I'd make a very weird music video I do have yeah that was a lot he had blood in one of his sneakers too what yeah you didn't hear about that little Nas x no yes what 666 pairs of these shoes he put his own blood in right he said it was blood but then the shoot just looked like it had liquid like it just like it looked like any of those like those shoes that had the liquid in the bottom right part
I don't think it was really blown oh that was not weird that's not weird um okay so I saw this clip that was going viral and I obviously it's like kind of a joke and kind of funny but Then the more I watched it I watched about 200 times it started getting creepier to me because I kind of think that he's joking in plain sight watch this clip of Kevin Hart silencing Kelly Clarkson I don't know if you've had this but I've had people throw millions of dollars in my face do something I didn't want
it yeah oh they're in the room yeah but don't do it Right that was scary as [ __ ] that is scary I mean yeah that's very scary like Kelly Clarkson you can feel her just being like wait um is this wait huh well Kelly Clarkson does like she is powerful enough and famous enough for the Illuminati to approach and she's like nah how would they not and she turned them down well that's what I'm saying she's strong enough to turn them down and now that's why all this bad shit's happening to her okay so
out of Curiosity right okay okay so the Illuminati approaches you hey girl good because I think it came up earlier like what's the agenda or something like that what do they want you to do but like so what what do you think possibly they could have had Kelly Clarkson do for them are you kidding me she's on The Voice she's on daily talk shows she's a pop star how do you you imagine that she could have contributed to them like talked about a certain topic or how Would it I guess act as a spokesperson without
being overt so selling products uh delivering a message but that's the thing is that feels more direct to me than this and this doesn't feel like the start of something bigger to me have you ever heard a message that you felt like that's like some Illuminati stuff they want you to think well Shane kind of started talking about it last night but nfts seem like crazy so you know what I'm talking about it's like they went up Up and where are they boom you know it's like the Illuminati didn't work out on that one [Laughter]
Kelly Clarkson said no no just opportunist that saw that nobody understood cryptocurrencies and they thought why not you know well okay speaking of celebrities we're gonna move on from the Illuminati because um I'm actually scared uh well this is also celebrity related and this is one of my Favorites so I'm obsessed with celebrities who have fake voices and like fake personas what about Gilbert Godfrey does he get a pass rest in peace yeah but I I thought I liked his voice yeah well so Gilbert Godfrey he's a comedian who he talks like this he's the
that was great dude he's the bird in The Lion King wow it's like hey yes uh he passed away but his real voice was just hey what's up so I love stuff that freaks me out so I found a clip I'm Already a show because I didn't know that yeah I think a lot of people don't know that he only did it his real voice on Howard Stern like once wait okay I should play it because I'm already sure all right Michael Jackson had a different voice the reason he talked like he did is because
he always wanted to just relax his vocal cords so he didn't try hard because he wanted to sing better and not so okay so Gilbert Godfrey I guess I Should play a clip of what he uh what his like you know is he funny voice okay so do you remember his voice yes he was the Aflac duck it's iconic okay so this is his actual speaking voice if he made me a grab a piece of pastry on the way out can't just eat and not exercise yes you can look at everyone else so that's his
voice that was Gilbert Godfrey talking yes yeah I was waiting for you to start talking I was like okay who's this guy Isn't that crazy he's such a genius rest in peace how exhausting oh I mean and what talent to be able to like not break throughout your career of going on talk shows and everything um okay so Paris Hilton this is a clip from a Patrick Star a makeup tutorial and I saw this a couple years ago and I totally forgot about it until last night and then I re-watched it and it's crazier than
I remember so Paris Hilton we all know that her voice is fake what the baby Voice her voice is like fake and uh but this clip she starts in the baby voice and then I think she forgets and then she goes back into it so get ready this is insane and not like a good alien like an alien who doesn't know how to do their makeup and I also learned another Beauty tip wow that I heard Marilyn Monroe did okay not the first one but like usually I'm so tired because I'm like in a different
country and land I did the Glam so they like put like Pillows around me oh wow and I like sleep and then they do the hair and makeup while I'm sleeping and it's what's word of advice like tackling a dream and then what and she goes back to it don't pay the haters okay we literally haters are just miserable people who like are jelly and I mean jelly I mean envious that was crazy right is that I feel like she looks exactly like Kim Kardashian looks right now When I watch the cartoon guys she looks
exactly like she looks right there but isn't that crazy like she I mean I love Paris but like so she probably was just so comfortable she forgot that she like you know about the voice it's like yeah and then I'm like doing a hair and makeup but then she caught herself she's like um well what's interesting is when she had that documentary come out and she was like reclaiming herself and her life she was going on a press tour Saying like oh the voice was made up and it's something that I put on because I'm
a smart businesswoman and she dropped it for like a month and then everything after that was back in the voice like hey guys well yeah cause we miss it um okay Larry the Cable Guy this one is an obvious one and it's not a secret I just hadn't heard it before me out so you know Larry the Cable Guy right last time I let her drink before a concert I'll tell you that It was embarrassing it was windy out so her boobies was flying around like one of them inflatable wind dancers in front of an
oil change shop so that's Larry the Cable Guy icon I saw this clip we're not in the studio together but when I somebody reads me his line and then I got to do my line I already know what inflection oh and put on the on it even though somebody else is reading it it's not insane wow yeah I guess he's he's a performer that one I Did know about but when I first heard it it blew my mind like I was like what do you mean this accent's not real and then I started thinking his
audience is you know like people that maybe talk like that or that relate to that like a type yeah so do you think they were pissed when the truth came out it was weird I never heard his voice I think we talked about it before but it's like the Duck Dynasty guys I never saw that show but like they made this whole show and They're like hey whoa and they have big beards and big whatever but then they're all rich you know clean-cut dudes and it's all [ __ ] it's easy to get lost in
your job I will say oh my God hold on let me show you they're all wearing fake beards no yes so they started Duck Dynasty because they were promoting their like Douglas yeah um but they wanted to appeal to you know people that would buy that so they Started looking like this on their reality show so it just created characters um yeah fully aware of that so that's them right so uh real yeah everything is alive this is them right before the show came out no it's not stop it that is so good honestly a
good con it's crazy dude if that's not a cheap trick I don't know what it is that's [ __ ] commitment well it's like the guy the liver King you seen this guy oh yeah He only eats like Duck livers or something and like he kept saying he wasn't on steroids and all this stuff but obviously he was yeah but it's like there's a lot of people faking the funk out there well you never know what will go viral and then once it sticks it's like who am I to say no to this jackpot I
hit and then you lose yourself inside of it there's a lot of people that play characters you know uh wow well speaking of fake voices it's time for a recap [Music] is about to happen on today's episode of The Shane Dawson podcast the boys find their first guest of 2023 just so happens to be Pizza is it pizza Boy Fresh that's correct Pizza Boys [Applause] and Chris yes wow good yeah [Laughter] autism got talked about a lot oh I'm not autistic but boys I don't want to say Accused because that seems aggressive we confirm that
we're not the boys confirm that they are indeed not autistic we addressed speculation but they did address speculation speculation they did address Spectrum speculation boom uh prayers for CeCe or no oh oh yeah prayer yeah possibly if you know CC in real life search party for 60. the boys are concerned about phone caller CeCe who seems to be getting love bombed soon to Be killed CeCe we're praying for you yikes okay for 30 minutes I want to believe in love but nothing good yeah Chris what would you do if uh on a first date a
girl was like I love you we should get married and have kids this year uh I probably would not talk to her again boom uh there it is but what if she was your dream girl what if she was your everything like you were like she's everything you ever wanted definitely go Out on a second bad advice CeCe do not listen kids Crocs oh Jared receives the Ultimate gift from Shane being 7-Eleven Crocs however that dream was soon to be crushed after we became sneakerheads and learned they were trash bricks they're very nice they're nice
but it's a Brickman rate these right now on one to ten how you rate these kicks be honest Honest actually wow I'll tell you they're pretty much sold out on this on the Croc site yeah they're they're a hot guy they're not bricks oh a new egg unlocked you're yawning is [ __ ] annoying oh don't go people but the boys discover a few new icks one being me awning and Jared can't stand when somebody calls him bud and you shouldn't trust anyone that calls you but no [ __ ] cut him out of your
life He's a really good guy I'd cut somebody out that said Bud faster than somebody said they want to get married Straw Hat makes the best pizza of all time oh the boys learned well I learned Straw Hat Pizza makes the best pizza of all time it's been confirmed um oh Joe Biden's ears have changed weird melted candles he's a lizard melted candle his ears have gone we're just strictly attacking his looks nothing presidential about it nothing political but he is the Oldest president ever would you let him pee on you no okay I wouldn't
let you be on me I bet he pees on himself I guess I would for the story they've probably gotta tell him where to pee yeah go vote yeah vote everyone politics um okay uh please vote uh she rejected the Illuminati pray for Kelly Kelly Clarkson confirms she is not about the Illuminati shutting Kevin Hart down what a queen we love her oh Paris Hilton uh has ten voices in celebrities With 10 voices Paris Hilton tops the charts her music I'm just kidding no I'm sorry Paris Hilton could be Kim Kardashian oh she's the one
that introduced Kim Kardashian to the world maybe it was this done double maybe to become her dental line I don't know parallel universe alert Paris Hilton is Kim Kardashian wait now I feel bad about Paris Hilton I'm sorry no stars are blind is good her music is Good yeah her self-titled album Boris from 2009. I prefer Ashley Simpson but whatever Rylan yawning maybe Associated test your relationships with yawning if your boyfriend doesn't yawn back he's likely a sociopath um oh we have a new voicemail uh 747-263-2512 you think I can remember that an answer if
we call the boys have a new voicemail line if you want to ask advice or talk [ __ ] about us to our faces feel Free to call and leave your number because we will call back live possibly possibly if we like you enough it's not a contingent keep it short too don't get crazy oh uh where could people find uh Chris AKA AKA Pizza Boy Fresh I think you should go with that name I love that yeah where can you find him good question tossing to Chris now uh I'm at capiche kid k-a-p-e-a-s-h-k-i-d and
then also my sneaker page two is uh capisce at Capiche underscore kicks and you do you review the sneakers you get or that you're selling tutorials I do reviews I do like battle sneaker battles better Hypes get your sneaker game up yeah and then uh yeah and then also uh my music videos on on YouTube as well capiche baddies check that out in the morning yes check it out check out all the socials check out Straw Hat Pizza in Lakewood California at Straw Hat Pizza Cerritos you follow the first five posts free pizza whoa [Laughter]
um and I was also thinking listen not to get too overboard not to you know uh love bomb you too much but I was thinking if we ever did our first live show our first live podcast we should do it at a Straw Hat Pizza I'm just saying come through okay nowhere else we would do it all right we'll come through we'll come through yeah sounds good um okay uh Yeah I guess wrap it up baby oh we have a new merch whatever they get it who cares you guys are good all right you guys
that's it for today's episode of The Shane Dawson podcast make sure you buy the Shane Dawson podcast merch at Shane dawsonpodcast.com follow us all on social media and listen wherever you listen to your podcast or watch us on YouTube subscribe and we'll see you around next week every other week when how often are we uploading I don't know Do we know and we'll see you right here next time on the Shane Dawson podcast yay we'll enjoyed whatever the hell this was with our [Applause] fuku okay Illuminati don't come for us we'll see you guys next
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