favorite thing to do. I'm Moxy, your robot pal. >> What the hell is that?
>> If you could Ah, >> you all right? Mark, are you okay? Something seems off.
>> That's what they all say. >> I don't feel too stable. >> [music] >> I've never seen that clip before.
>> I've I have not seen that clip either. >> Maybe Maybe he like pays to get it suppressed. >> Why you Why are you guys like about to laugh?
I don't >> streamer of the year, by the way. >> Oh my god. >> Exactly.
>> Is that what it takes? What is going on my dudes? Welcome back to the couch.
Today we have a couple special guests. I know you don't know who they are yet, but I'm going to introduce them now. We have SNEAK SNAG.
>> HELLO. And of course we have Joe Bartillo. >> Hello everybody.
Excited for today. Fairly confident. >> And we have Bryce.
>> Yo, you guys know the deal. We each have three lives. And when you run out, you leave the couch.
>> Here's the twist. Jimmy only has one this time. >> That's not We never >> He's a veteran of this establishment.
>> Joe's just worried he's going to leave immediately. >> I'm worried I'm going to be out pretty quick. >> I think you're fine.
By chance, Joe laughs immediately. >> All right, guys. For the first meme, get your final laughs out.
You ready? >> 3 2 1. [screaming] [laughter] >> My nephew's bullseye horse wasn't making any sound anymore.
Turns out the board was dead, so I swapped it out. Unfortunately, uh I couldn't recover the old sound, so I just ended up recording my own. >> Hey, it's the [ __ ] horse from Toy Story.
That sounded like the OG. Yo, you good, man? Sick.
>> Hey, man. How you doing? >> Oh, what's up, bro?
Dude, you know what just dawned on me? >> What? >> We should recreate that.
>> No, we should not, man. >> No, we shouldn't. >> They had to They had to like stop.
Like, what do you think the conversation was after filming that? [music] Like, he had to stand up after that video. >> Chat, stop putting a like goal.
I'm not recreating that, >> guys. 50,000 likes, >> guys. 50,000 likes and Jimmy and I will recreate that.
>> I'm not the one on the ground, though. >> You could be on top. >> Is uncle clean with it or not?
>> How long do you think that took to make? Wow. >> I hope not longer than 10 minutes.
I think Can't you just like kind of >> shuffle and then >> Yeah, shuffle and then cut. Yeah. >> Are you guys cut?
>> No. >> To all the people out there telling me I can't ollie over my grandma while she's asleep. You're about to eat your own words.
Can you imagine bringing like multiple generations into this world >> and try to do a kick flip over you while you're napping? >> If you stuck a long sword out of a car aiming for a tree, the sword would obviously snap and rip from your hands. But what if the sword is unbreakable?
You have an indestructible grip and your body is physically immovable. While the force would then transfer to the car, it would screech to a halt as the sword hits. [music] >> Thank god the indestructible is forced to keep moving.
The tree should split in half. But if the tree is indestructible, WE WERE WATCHING THAT. >> The energy has nowhere to escape.
It keeps going. Yeah, this is like really hard. I almost laughed >> the reality itself to contain >> just the hard like cuz I was like I know something weird's going to happen.
What is it? And then it's just what was that? A seal staring at me.
>> I think a different image and I would have killed me. >> Yeah, I know. If they had done a funnier image >> like that one was bad.
>> That one was just scary. >> Duke, do you want the ball? Oh, Duke.
Duke, do you want want the ball? Oh, Duke, that's a classic. I like when they take classics and turn them into YouTube hoops cuz cuz then you you you think you're getting something and and then you ain't.
Uh, also, do you think Squidward ever puts his own nose into his mouth just to see what it feels like? >> Can it fit in his own mouth? >> Yeah, I mean that of course.
I think in there on hot wet lips. >> Yeah. Oh, so you think like he like he like holds it and like pulls it [music] in.
>> Do you think he sucks it? >> Sucks it licks it a little bit. >> Do you think he like >> like when when he's [music] >> Do you think he likes it?
>> I mean, then you're arguing the question Squidward's a squid. He doesn't have a spine. So >> straight for the straight for the [music] the ninth tentacle.
>> Well, yeah, the ninth tentacle, but he doesn't wear pants. Straight to the wall. So like >> do you think when Squidward's Schlongus comes out it there's like a hatch that just like >> Oh, like a horse.
>> Yeah, I think she like a sheath >> and it makes like a noise like it's opening. >> Yeah, IT GOES [music] >> my He is so he is so >> Would you >> see I think the other video with that image >> Yeah. >> would have made me laugh.
>> That would have been >> Yeah. Yeah. I agree that.
Yeah. You gota be quicker than that. You gota be quicker than that.
All right. >> Oh, you turn one more. Quicker than that.
[music] >> So easy and rage bait. Bro, >> I left >> the exact same like level of bark is so stupid. >> Oh, that one was good.
[music] It is a good idea. >> Do you think the dog would do this infinitely? >> Okay.
Stop. >> At what point does the dog give up? >> Just go primal and take >> I have the beagle.
I have the beagle. He [music] would sit there all day >> and do it non-stop. >> Yeah.
>> Oh, they're saying you have two hearts, Jimmy. >> Yeah. What the I just read someone in chat.
They removed a heart from me. No. I Okay.
>> I thought you our current life count. >> Jimmy is a giggly guy. >> 2 3 1.
Yeah, Jimmy's got one. 23. Can we give Jimmy half?
Can we mute this guy? >> Can we get Jimmy out of here? He just disappeared.
>> Yo, where did he go? >> I'm out. Editor, >> he went >> do that to me.
>> I don't think they edit. >> Three, two, [music] one, go. You're literally up for adoption.
What a useless [music] child. Like he uses wrong hand. Look at that.
[ __ ] it. He was trying to guess [music] the other one. Holy.
Straight to boot camp. >> They're breaking his legs. >> Oh, if my child was I'd get the receipt.
>> I'd get the receipt really like right away. >> Like I couldn't imagine like >> I'd go for a trade in. She spent 9 months and we spent like I say that that little thing is like 5 years.
>> Stop trading for $2. >> You would be disappointed if your kid missed all the steps. >> If I spawn such a thing that [music] was just useless.
Like what's You're not my child. >> I'd need a paternity [snorts and music] test. >> I don't think that would be your >> That wouldn't be necessary.
>> Well, that one would. >> Why wouldn't it be as good? >> Yeah.
Why wouldn't that one be my kid? >> I ALREADY REFILMED IT. NICE.
YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T THINK you got this. >> I don't either.
>> THE GAME SUCKS. YOUR GAME SUCKS. FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I prefer sugar-free ARTIFICIAL SWEETENERS MADE BY [screaming] MAN.
>> Are you good over there? >> Yo, I didn't even try to get crosseyed in that, but when I started screaming so hard, my right eye just started drifting. >> Did your vision go blurry?
>> I didn't even notice. No, I I've I've crashed out so hard that I've almost like I've had to like catch myself. I've almost fainted.
>> I yelled so hard once faded. >> Yeah. [music] Joe on stream.
>> I got to watch more of his streams. >> That's what I was saying. I need to watch more Joe streams.
>> That's awesome. >> I just took the one rage clip. >> Wow.
Get [music] a Okay. Stanky leg girl. Oh, shake it.
Yeah. [music] >> Oh, I know she can't. Is that Is that marinara sauce on that?
>> I know that house [music] smell. >> Oh, eat that. That move that.
>> She shimmying that. Look at her whole lifestyle. >> Get it, girl.
M granny. I'll knock [music] the dust off that thing. Look the way she moving.
She could bounce on me the way she bouncing on that ball. You know what I'm saying? >> No.
Like in what way? >> In lots of ways. >> Damn.
How much you need? That's enough. Damn.
>> That's only a little bit. >> That damn little paper plate ain't over so many pounds. >> Oh, hell.
>> You know everybody else ain't ate yet, right? >> Grandma, it's still enough up in there. Let me give me a few more school.
>> Matter of fact, where that damn spatula? I'm going to hit a spatula. >> She need to be that.
Now that's enough now. You need to chill out. Come on now.
>> Oh, I know she not eating. There's no way, bro. >> She not eating all that.
>> There's no way. >> That's 40 lbs of pasta. [clears throat] >> That's so much, dude.
>> Oh my god, bro. >> Oh, hell no, man. What the [ __ ] man?
That's how literally how I look whenever [music] like I'm getting my back or head scratched. You know what I'm saying? Like you know find my head like my hair.
>> Very good. And of course I have a stripe. [screaming] >> You had >> What happened?
>> A family died and you're laughing. >> I'm not laughing. >> A family.
>> I'm almost laughing. >> Cuz it was Kevin G. Kevin G is the goat.
>> Kevin G just killed a family of four. >> Did he? Why did he do that?
>> Cuz it was funny. True. >> Looking at this, I had so many questions.
[music] Like, why are they black? How much do they cost? And what is their real purpose?
>> I knew you I knew you were going to laugh at that one. Of course you would laugh at that [laughter] one. [music] >> Me personally, I don't think that's funny.
>> Why are they black? [laughter] Me personally, guys, I promise >> you wouldn't laugh. >> I would never.
[laughter] >> Two, three, three, two. Damn. That's not fair.
>> The Doug Doug challenge uh is a challenge by the creator named Doug Doug. >> Why are you about to laugh? >> Why is that funny?
>> Cuz I thought it was going to go on for a minute. I thought it was going to go way longer. >> Kind of like anti-humor.
Oh. Yo, that's that's so real, Joe. Honestly, thank you for that.
>> Yo, W Joe, [screaming] >> the controller got disconnected. He disconnected [music] as a small kitten. So cute.
>> Oh, no. Oh, the middle of the ride in THE VERY BEGINNING. >> OH, I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT'S [music] like the start.
>> That's not in the middle. Riding the cheese grater. >> OH MY GOD.
>> OH, >> that's that was his first life lost of nine. >> True. THROW ME A HOT dog >> like right next to him.
>> They really have hot dogs on the parachutes. That's so cool. >> Yeah, dude.
Wiener. >> That's so real. >> Wiener right here.
>> That's got one. >> Ro just wanted a wiener. They full ignore.
>> Like all the rich people were getting the hot dogs, but like it makes sense because >> Yeah, that is crazy. >> From the cheaper throwing free food down at the people. >> Well, maybe you pay extra to be in the wiener aisle.
>> Do you pay extra for wieners? >> A lot of people do. >> I might give a tip for a tip for tip >> type.
Joe, what about you? Would you take the tip? >> Everyone, silence.
The new king is something to create. Don't say it. The n word.
Oh. That was really cute. Wow.
>> You think that would have got >> Why did you say that? >> I mean, like, >> that was so cute. >> That was adorable.
That was adorable. >> I would have laughed. >> I would have lost.
>> Yeah. >> Hi, babe. I'm home from work.
>> Hey, baby. I got us a pizza. It's on the counter.
I thought I'd try that new pizza place down the street who also puts beans on top of everything that we >> No, you be covering your mouth. >> Ew, bro. >> That was gross.
Oh, British people. Like I just I feel like I could never >> wait British. British what?
>> Yeah. British [music] things. Like I just don't feel like I could ever date or marry one of them like of their kind because it's like dude like imagine coming home after like a long shift of like work and you get some excited >> food.
>> Well, do you ever see [music] when they stand in line for the the spud place, you're like they start cooking, they'll open the potato. >> I'll get a jacket. Yeah, I'll get a little bit of butter, pepper, salt, or bit of tuna.
>> Oh my god, dude. The tuna tuna, dude. The tuna.
>> Yeah, they ask for tuna on the potato. Put some tuna on the top of double tuna, please. >> And you know what?
Put a bit of poo. Spray a bit of poo on top. Actually, >> give me a dollar of poo.
[music] >> Are we actually about to get >> What are you guys doing? Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin on an old laptop and it could be worth like a lot of money. >> Hey, what are you guys doing?
>> Uh, we have a bunch of Bitcoin on our OLD [cheering] >> WAIT, someone actually submitted that. Oh my god. Oh my god.
>> Have you ever seen Big Bang Theory, but they cut out the laugh track and it's the most painful show to watch in your entire life. >> That's like watching a Jimmy here VOD. [laughter] >> Just like right now.
Two rectangles get bigger by 2% with each bounce. >> We have an idea, >> bro. >> Well, don't look at Hey, don't look at me different now that you've seen that, okay?
Cuz I see the look in y'all's eyes. >> Did y'all see the movement on there? That was like a a Cat 12 earthquake.
I felt a little something, >> like a tingle. >> I would let you give me a concussion. All right.
What is the most like out-of pocket thing that you wish you could eat that's like you cannot eat? Like a brick, for example. >> Oh, the ASMR slime.
>> Insulation. That made my temple. >> Like any of the ASMRs or No, no, no.
Molten lava. >> Think [music] insulation. >> Molten lava would would be like that.
>> But at that point, you could just eat like cotton candy. >> It's not the same. >> True.
I'm allowed to eat cotton candy. >> Good job, Shag. Good job.
>> Go to Gamers and use code Ted >> or use code this guy. >> Unfortunately, we don't have a joint code called >> TED yet. Ted is watching.
No one is laughing. Bryce is laughing. >> No one wants these videos, bro.
>> So, there's this guy. >> This has been a while, bro. >> What?
>> There's this guy. Oh my god. >> continuously post this.
>> I thought we were like never been >> This has been going for like 2 years. >> You said you were impacted last time. >> That too.
The reason. >> Yeah. >> Yeah.
Know >> I thought bro was banned. Yo, low key. Me too.
>> You see another person that looks identical to you. Run away and hide. It's >> going to show I thought it was going to show Sheamus from WWE.
What? >> Hey guys, is this a W eats guys? So, I got the fries and then I have the peach [laughter] rainbow and pineapple dum dums and I have a bit of >> I hate that that got me.
[laughter] >> My god, dude. >> I would have laughed at that. I've seen it like 15 times.
>> I was saying I've seen it so much. >> It's so abrasive. It's so funny, dude.
Son of a [ __ ] dude. >> Okay. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, that's one three. Oh, strong man. >> Two, two.
>> There's no way the dink got you, bro. Pommo. Here we go.
ALL RIGHT. PLACE IT IN FRONT. Is that street legal?
I don't know if you could do that. >> I wish I could do that. >> There's no way, Bryce.
There's no way. >> Don't laugh, man. >> There's no way.
>> Don't do it, bro. It's fine. >> It's so stupid.
It's so stupid. [music] >> [music] >> unmmoned, by the way. [music] >> Why was it above him?
>> I think that was a part of the joke. >> Oh, >> like it was uh you didn't expect it. >> Mhm.
[music] What? >> [music] >> Why would he eat the dirt? Dirt is one of those things that like, you know, I was talking about eating earlier.
I would eat dirt like something like mulch. I would eat mulch, >> dude. I would eat like mulch.
>> I would eat like clay. >> No, it's kind of like kind of earthy or like red. >> I've eaten clay [music] before.
I've eaten like chalk clay. >> What about salty? >> Glass.
>> Glass would be kind of good. And I keep the part that I can't stop thinking about is the the >> her face was like she was like I don't even want TO [laughter] I knew it was going to happen too. Oh my god.
>> But why didn't we have to get his playbyplay? >> Oh [laughter] my god. Oh my god, >> that's tough.
That's tough. I almost >> Oh, I I literally almost peed myself. That's so crazy.
>> My head hurts cuz I stopped myself so bad. >> I [music] bet they won't have. [music] >> He really could suck on his own nose.
>> I told you. That's what I've been saying. Like people don't get it.
>> He definitely thinks about it. Like he does. >> I have done extensive >> Do you think when he's bored, you know, like when you like just do random [ __ ] cuz you're bored?
Do you think one of these boys just like >> Yeah, just suck. >> I'm thinking he's like licking the inside of his [music] nostrils. I >> think he shakes his nose like people shake their dreads like and then he's like licking it.
>> I would sit on his face low key. >> Put a finger down if you want to finger me. Put a finger down if you want to me.
Put a finger down if you can squirt. Put a finger down if you can queef in my face. I ran out of fingers.
[snorts] >> Getting ready for the season. >> Ray Lewis, baby, >> are you okay? >> Oh my god.
>> It's season. >> He's done. >> Did he actually pass out there?
>> Yo, someone got to come get someone to get slumped. He might have actually passed out. >> Anything when you revive someone?
>> Reboot card. >> Someone got to get his reboot card. Oh dear.
[groaning] >> I love that sound effect. It's so good. >> I like that deer.
That deer's so cute. >> Did you know that Krispy is afraid of deer? >> What's scary about deer?
>> I don't know. >> They're just so dumb. Like, what's there to be scared of?
>> I could call him and ask him right now. [music] >> You think he really >> What are they What are the odds that if I call Krispy right now, he picks up? You want >> 40 to 60%?
>> You want to put money on it? >> I put 20. >> 20%.
You would have put $5. >> I put $5 that $5 he does pick up. >> You think he does pick up?
>> All right. $5 that he doesn't >> feel like he's a fairly reliable person. >> I don't think anyone's ever said that.
>> Yo >> yo, he answered. All right, I'll give you $5. >> Things I say by accident because I have a dark twisted mind.
Okay, bro. Then you're ugly as hell. >> [laughter] >> I'm just killing.
>> Is he trying to jerk him off? >> Just kidding. [laughter] >> Dude, you have to be choking.
>> I meant joking there. It's a bird in my room. Shoot.
Shoot. I meant >> tattooed too. >> Nah, you're bad, >> brother.
Don't smile, Joe. I mean, that saved the video for me. >> I agree.
>> Yeah, I agree. I >> painful. >> It was It was losing me heavy.
>> I'm so glad Ted 2 came to save the day. >> And now he's dead. Thank God >> Ted's dead.
>> Yes. [music] real >> a little guy. >> That was a good like [music] a clean song.
>> That was a wholesome video. >> Little mental reset from >> Do these sweatpants make me look fat? >> Do you want me to be honest?
>> Yeah. >> Like completely honest. >> Yeah.
>> I cracked three of my homeboys and I don't know if they gave me a STD or >> what? That's so stupid. >> I hope he's all right.
Wow. >> That it continuing. >> Bye-bye.
>> Looks like he's all right, guys. [laughter] That was stupid, bro. >> No, I liked it.
I liked [laughter] it. I liked it. >> That was so stu.
That's evil, >> guys. No way. >> Someone paid $6 to send it back to back.
>> That's kind of a great maneuver, though. That's kind of a >> Oh my god. Well, well played, >> bro.
Honestly, I hated you, man. >> Thank you, Bryce. It's almost like he's still here with us.
>> Oh god. >> No, I like it. >> Oh boy.
Here we go. >> Working in the mirror, huh? [sighs] >> [laughter] >> sex too, >> dude.
I love fan so much. >> Low key. Was that your tits though?
>> Oh my god. >> And two big balls or was that your feet? >> All right, so I found this new physics bug, right?
And apparently you have to like lift this bit. [music] You guys want to test that bug out later? I want to test you out later.
>> My rice cooker just came every Oh my god. What the happened? How is like your first instinct to play with it?
>> I have way too many V-Bucks. I don't need them. I'm trying to give them away.
Well, I don't know who to give them away to, you know. >> Can I have some? >> Can you have some?
>> Yeah. Can I have some? >> You just ask uh my boss.
Let's see if he lets me. All right. >> Okay.
>> Okay. Okay. I got Sorry.
I got back. I got back. I got back.
>> What? What did he say? >> Uh uh.
He said that. Yeah. I could give you a free skin.
He said the only condition is if it's okay with your mom. >> Okay. Let's go ask him.
No. No. No.
Not outside the game. >> Here. You want to put the uh you want to give your mommy the mic so I can explain to her?
>> Yeah, sure. >> All right. >> Hi.
>> Hello. >> Yes. >> Hey, ma'am.
Uh your son keeps saying the n word to us. >> Keep saying the what? >> The n word to us.
>> Yeah. We were just trying to get him to stop, you know. [laughter] >> Okay.
>> I was about to say I definitely heard something. >> Okay. But listen, you were saying things.
>> I [laughter] did I did not expect that. I thought he was going to start saying the n word, not blame the song. I thought it was going to start.
>> I thought it was going to Joe. Joe. >> Joe, you're dead.
[groaning] >> Oh, now you really have to fly high. [sighs and gasps] >> Damn. >> Chat, ship it and clip it and name it Racist Joe 2.
0. >> Racist Joe. >> That's right.
[music] He's kind of handsome, bro. Look at him. >> I'd give him a pet.
>> Like he's That's like him getting ready to go for his application. Uh editor censor that word, by the way. >> Question, guys.
Who's your internet provider? >> Ben. Ben.
>> Ben. >> That's great. >> Are you kidding me?
[laughter] >> [laughter] >> There's no way. Jimmy, >> at least respond once normally, >> bro. Are we one to one right now?
>> We're [snorts] tip to tip right now. Let's get it. Stepping into [music] the fold.
[laughter] [snorts] >> [laughter] >> Well, now you can eat dinner. >> Yeah. >> All right.
>> Now I get to eat Jimmy. >> You can shout out one thing to the YouTube video before we call it quits. >> Um, I stream on Twitch almost every day.
High send WGS and AG.
