ah the good old days back when Ronald Reagan was President The Breakfast Club was the greatest movie of all time and when gas prices were at an all-time low we had prices like 81 79 cent 83 cents gas prices were so low back then that us today would think that this looks like a fairy tale like a fantasy like Lord of the Rings or every race have inequality in modern day America the gas was so low that it wouldn't drain half your wallet after every visit the gas was so low that when you paid 20
in regular it would actually fill up your tank I know that that's crazy remember that episode of Everybody Hates Chris when Julius was like baby you almost out of gas when that gas runs out I'll put in some new gas back then when I watched it I didn't realize how much I would relate to that statement until now cause Jesus Christ these prices are making me shiver if Julius saw these prices today he would have a heart attack I know this man would just learn how to make wings and start flying and I don't blame
him cause these prices are highway robbery literally four dollars five dollars six dollars seven dollars like what is this man I'm about to start walking everywhere bro cause who cares if I'm seven hours late to where I need to be it's better than paying an arm and a leg for a quarter of a tank maybe I'll buy a pair of Heelys too just to go a little faster man I'm about to go sell my car and buy a bike man these prices are ruining me man ruining me I'm going to the gas station every day
to roll down my window and a man coming up to me asking hello what can I get for you and I give him thirty dollars to fill up ten percent of my tank and when it's done on he says okay see you tomorrow I don't want to see you tomorrow but these prices barely fill up my tank so it's forcing me to I feel so bad for peeps that live in California cause they probably don't even show the gas prices on the board they just snatch your money right out of your hands and be like
this is like worth half a tank you can feel it now but that's low-key what you get for living in California especially if you live in L.A who do these guys think we are Bill Gates Jeff Bezos Elon Musk actually I know that they know we ain't Elon Musk because if we were we would be driving Teslas a car that we can't afford we can't buy no Tesla so we got no other options than to get gas my anxiety gives me nightmares about going to Shell engulf every night make me want to run to the
Gulf of Mexico with those prices I can't take this [ __ ] no more these prices man they just make me wanna just just yeah I hate these guys man I hate the gas prices I hate these gas prices man yeah word to God bro man I'm about to throw a [ __ ] fit cause these gas prices man I'm about to go and smash a [ __ ] cause these gas prices man I'm about to hit you with a switch cause these gas prices man I'm about to call a cop a snitch cause these
gas prices ever do these gas prices suck yeah they suck dick gas prices so bad that they make you take a [ __ ] the gas so hard that they should feel ashamed I would rather take a plane the gas so high man please say psych man I'm about to go to Walmart and buy a scooter bike a gas so hard they must think we first class your body's pressing for a beat his ass through the scrutiny I swear this is not what life was supposed to be getting my money taken by a [ __
] named Bob next time I go to the gas station ask me to do a street race cause I'll end up in line because before I pass I finish imma run out of gas man this guy's so hard they got me crying and angry guys so high it made me make a new language [Music] [Music] man I hate these gas prices they make me throw a fit meant these gas prices can go suck my dick man I'm about to throw a [ __ ] fit cause these gas prices man I'm about to go and smack
a [ __ ] cause these gas prices man I'm about to hit you with a switch cause he gases man I'm about to go on copper snitch cause these gas prices yeah man I hate these gas prices man [ __ ] these gas prices man I'm blaming all the presidents cause these gas prices are so hot man Obama Trump Biden George Washington Carver I'm blaming all them [ __ ] cause these gas is so hot man [ __ ] them [ __ ] man hate these gas prices man I don't even like peanut butter man
this [ __ ] give me sprinklers man [ __ ] these gas prices man [Music] thank you [Music]
