never wondered what would happen if SpongeBob actually got in trouble for all the crazy stuff he does well instead of doing something productive with my life I've dedicated my entire week to uncovering his shockingly dastardly deeds and our favorite fry cook has a lot to answer for everything from minor mischief to offenses so extreme they make even plankton look like a saint first off let's talk about how SpongeBob proved peing in your neighbor's home is nothing new for him especially when that neighbor happens to be Squidward in the episode whirly brains SpongeBob gets the not
so bright idea to turn his brain into a drone it's so simple just flip your lid attach the propeller and watch your brain soar as you control the action while some people might dislodge their brains and pilot it around for other more useful purposes hey Patrick I know we can spy on SpongeBob uses it for spying on his neighbor's Squidward while he's taking a bath in his home ah the sanctity of my bathroom the only place in the world where I can let it all hang out and of course accompanied by his best pal Patrick
now this is some serious invasion of privacy and you don't need me telling you that knowing Squidward we know that he didn't like that at all this kind of behavior simply won't fly in a civilized society and SpongeBob's spine could cost him up to $1,000 in fines and the confiscation of his brain drone which would suck for SpongeBob I don't know if taking away Patrick's brain would affect him all that much though now we all know that little bugs aren't welcome in bikini bottom but just because littering is a serious crime in the town doesn't
mean that our yellow sponge friend won't be committing them obviously I mean we already know this guy doesn't care about the law so while driving around with Patrick he litters like it's the most natural thing in the world a Hot Pursuit for littering that's a first this is why I joined the force it's the police call it over litterbug litterbug no what you at least got a handed to SpongeBob for being a loyal friend he tries to cover up for Patrick expired license and even confesses his litterbug Tendencies to the judge wait Patrick's innocent I
tore up Patrick's license and threw it out the window I'm the litterbug take me instead now this will result in a maximum sentence of $1,000 in fines looks like someone's about to trade in his crappy patties for some petty fins this wouldn't really be a video on SpongeBob if we didn't talk about his extreme obsession with his friend remember that time the SpongeBob's pursuit of friendship took a criminal turn as he trespassed into sy's tree home we're going to go to s's house keep the dream SpongeBob and Patrick break into sy's house because they want
to hang out with her but it's winter and sand is in hibernation her house literally got a keep out sign on the front door but that don't stop SpongeBob and they both break into her house I don't think she can be any clear during hibernation animals don't like to be woken up so do not disturb that means you SpongeBob the do still get inside her house and the Dome is all covered in snow SpongeBob look at this a at first the two very much enjoy playing in the snow but after hours of it they start
feeling the cold when there's nothing to warm themselves up with the normal thing to do would be to just leave maybe find a blanket but can't expect these two to be normal right look at all that toasty fur it's like a gold mine but with fur they end up cutting all the fur off Sandy and wear it to keep themselves warm which is weird let me see that roller tape this unauthorized entry and fur shaving frenzy would result in a sentence of another $1,000 in fines and also 30 days in jail this time safe to
say that they'll be learning a quite hard lesson about respecting private property and squirrels if you're feeling insecure about your appearance SpongeBob really might not be the best person to consult with remember that time he convinced Patrick to get a nose if so concerned about not having a nose why don't you just get a new one stitched onto your face I can do that Patrick goes ahead with the surgery and all right Patrick let's unveil the new shaan jeez Patrick seems to love his new nose until things took a turn for the worst and he
starts smelling the bad odors too his new found sense of smell leads him on a rampage it's rotten garbage now that's better [Music] this air freshener should finish the job maybe goes a bit too far and gets hellbent on destroying all the bad smells of the world it guess to the point where the Gang has a meeting about what to do with Patrick's nose since he's going about disrupting anything that smells bad to him and SpongeBob comes up with this idea it's the new nose that has betrayed us my grandma SquarePants always says punish the
nose not the man going to need something Beyond foul a stench that will blow the socks off his fungus infested socks because that's how every best friend treats his friend right and what does this giant ball of Filth end up doing it causes poor Patrick's nose to shrivel up and just disintegrate making SpongeBob feel bad but pretty late to the party now isn't [Music] it no [Music] this annoying and unusual Act is a clear case of private nuisance NOS this count right now since SpongeBob will be charged for damages imposed we're looking at fines of
$16,000 for Patrick's new Rhino plastic maybe that would help SpongeBob reflect on the true meaning of friendship and the importance of respecting other people's noses did you know SpongeBob has failed his driving test 1, 258,000 56 times not exactly someone you'd want to be driving with I mean it's not a secret that SpongeBob really isn't the greatest driver in bikini bottom and you can see the proof here he tears through the boating school and runs a muck recklessly driving his boat around no drinking required I can do it driving test is over SpongeBob stop the
boat I can do this get back on the road got to pass the test got to pass he's not a fan of melons either I guess he not only manages to crash his boat multiple times in creative ways but he even ends up destroying a Senior's home after he crashes into a fruit punch truck thank Neptune I'm still let's open these windows so the world can see your nice white clothes SpongeBob's destructive Joy Ride would land him in hot water with the authorities and for his reckless driving he'll be facing a sentence of $1,000 in
fines in one year in bikini bottoms jail I think it's time to revoke the sponge's driving privileges for good SpongeBob's misguided attempts to help Mrs Puff take a dark turn in the episode doing time after accidentally Landing his driving instructor in jail SpongeBob's concern morphs into an obsessive campaign of stalking and harassment feeling to get arrested alongside Mrs Puff SpongeBob and Patrick resort to some pretty intrusive methods come on Mrs Puff it's you what are you doing here why did you follow me in here why SpongeBob I am not going with You Ah that's a
good one Mrs Puff they relentlessly invade Mrs Puff's personal space quick Mrs Puff hop on guards guards come quick even her toilet really dude hop in Mrs Puff guards guards come look their Antics escalate to impersonating prison guards ultimately Driving Mrs Puff to a psychological Breaking Point get away what are you talking about puff you can't fool me you're SpongeBob and that guy who likes the Chell stalking is a serious yet pretty annoying offense if you ask me and SpongeBob's Relentless pursuit of Mrs Puff causing her significant emotional distress would result in a misemer conviction
with a sentence of one year in prison and $1,000 in fines at least he won't have to sneak in this time let's talk about the time when SpongeBob's career aspirations took a dangerous turn as he delved into the world of medicine Squidward mentions that he wants to get a nose job I'm on the way to the hospital for a nose job I'm finally going to get the nose I should have been Bor really needs it too well maybe a little work wouldn't hurt SpongeBob decides to accompany him to the hospital and after getting sick of
Spongebob trying to help him Squidward suggests if you want to help so badly why don't you just go volunteer to be a candy striper there's plenty of other people in the hospital you could torture after changing into a candy striper suit SpongeBob pulls the Candy Stripes out making a suit look just like a doctor scrubs and somehow the doctors at the hospital end up mistaking him for a real doctor and tell him to come along and help them well of course SpongeBob was not going to say no to that after he successfully helped and fooled
the entire staff they allow him to perform surgery and entering the surgery room the patient ends up being none other then you guessed it Squidward oh boy surgery and on my first day too spikebob no what are you doing here SpongeBob operates on Squidward trying on different noses but he doesn't like any of them right from so if you ask me he ends up changing Squidward's nose back to normal and Squidward is very happy and content with that until well I did have to use a few of your other body parts to resculpt it gets
his nose back but at the cost of his other body part SpongeBob proceeds to leave the hospital dropping this bombshell on them no look at the time I have to go to work you're at work no I'm just a fry cook but it was fun playing with you guys bye SpongeBob's illegal surgery could land him in serious trouble with the authorities facing charges for practicing medicine without a license he can be fined of up to $1,000 and sentenced to 4 years in jail SpongeBob's entrepreneurial Spirit sometimes leads him down a slippery slope a very illegal
slippery slope in the episode chocolate with nuts he and Patrick dive head first into the world of false advertising at first they try to make an honest living selling candy bars a chocolate bar that's a great idea path we'll be traveling chocolate bar salesman fancy living here we come but with zero sales and empty pockets they fall victim to a con man it's a candy bar bag you knucklehead it's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet lined Comfort they end up straight up lying just to make some money or in SpongeBob's words stretch
the truth well maybe if they didn't stretch the truth they wouldn't sell as many that's it Patrick we've got to stretch the truth by making outrageously false claims about their chocolate bars like curing illnesses and making hair grow they mislead customers with the intent to make a sale deceptive trade practices like SpongeBobs could land him with a whopping of $40,000 in fines I don't think he can pay this off by just selling candy bars even if he does do it the right way we're all aware of Mr Krabs and SpongeBob's desperate obsession with the secret
formula that Obsession ends up getting the better of SpongeBob since in the episode called the cops he ends up impersonating a police officer see it all starts with and stop me if you've heard this one before Plankton getting arrested trying to steal the secret formula from the Crusty Crab which causes the police officer who arrests him to confiscate said secret formula as EV let the law handle this yes and I'll be taking this wait that's my secret formula well now it's evidence now Mr Krabs comes up with the brilliant plan to dress up as a
police officer and try to get the secret formula back from the police well at least SpongeBob's self-aware not that it would stop him or anything isn't it a CRI to impersonate a police officer he even proceeds to arrest this poor girl selling cookies for not having a license pretty ironic isn't it they end up taking her to the police station where SpongeBob shows his Immaculate interrogation skills okay little Helen what do you think of this weather meanwhile Mr Krabs ends up finding plankton in the evidence room where they both end up fighting over the secret
formula until SpongeBob barges in confessing his crimes now not only will SpongeBob be charged for impersonating a police officer that one's a given but he'll also be charged for illegally arresting Helen with $2,000 in fines and 6 years in prison SpongeBob will be spending a good amount of time in a police station but as an inmate this go around our absorbent pal here is already looking at about 12 years in prison and finds high enough that even a lifetime a flipping crabby patties couldn't pay it off but now we're about to descend into the murky
depths of SpongeBob's criminal record where the crimes are more disturbing than Squidward's clarinet playing the consequence is heavier than an anchor and the potential for jail time stretches further than the flying Dutchman's fcking beard and the next crime SpongeBob becomes an unwitting accomplice and a dangerous bomb plot with some uh explosive consequences Squidward gets SpongeBob a gift for employee Brotherhood day it's really just an explosive bomb that looks like a pie it ends up blowing up while Mr Krabs tries to have some with milk wait a second this would go great with some milk you
tried to kill me over a little New Age Management eh seems like SpongeBob ate the pie do squidy and Mr C grabs leading them to thinking that he's going to blow up any moment but to his surprise SpongeBob had the pie put in his pocket and he shows it to Squidward but while doing so he may have accidentally tripped on a rock and The Pie fall on Squidward's face and the bomb explode now this this actually definitely happened for recklessly handling Squidward's dangerous gift and contributing to the Crusty crabs destruction he'll be facing a hefty
$110,000 fine in a 5year jail sentence seems this employee Brotherhood Day celebration was a blast the worst way possible this next crime is from the episode Life Of Crime SpongeBob's moral compass takes a vacation as he delves into the world of petty theft and even breaks into a home SpongeBob and Patrick spot a balloon stand and want one but don't have the money for it so they just decide to borrow it pretty sure that's just called stealing bucko it's just borrowing right yeah and borrowing is okay as long as we bring it back right of
course they didn't get very far before the balloon did what balloons do best and they realize they can't return theall balloon anymore they Panic like crazy and run away after seeing the balloon guy it's not [Music] working hi there and finally end up confessing to the police about their crimes only for them to find out that it's actually National free balloon day if you can't do the time don't do the crime okay time's up now get out but we stole a balloon on free balloon day although it didn't turn out to be a crime it
doesn't change the fact that these two literally shoplifted that isn't all though the next crime is from a band episode midlife crustation where another instant SpongeBob Patrick and Mr Krabs break into someone's house to steal a woman's undergarments which they call a panty raid that's not even the craziest part here that house turns out to be Mr crabs' mom's house and it was her underwear that they stole excellent plan SpongeBob now Mr Krabs is weirded out rightfully so and angry because he had no idea it was his mom's house SpongeBob however knew and tell Mr
Krabs he didn't say anything to him because Mr Krabs didn't ask him anything textbook SpongeBob really why did you tell me this was my mother's house Ling [Music] ja now that is stealing and although stealing the balloon to get him into jail it wasn't technically stealing SpongeBob's actions will be charged as first deegree burglary and theft where he'll face 9 months in prison and $225,000 in fines for this ill-conceived underwear Heist it seems SpongeBob's quest for panty plundering could land him in The Slammer for a very long time SpongeBob is a felon at this point
and it's high time we accept it already in the episode sponge guard on duty his Reckless actions put the fish of bikini bottom in danger how well he became a lifeguard the best part is knowing you're the only thing that stands between these good people and a watery grave their lives are in your hands now but I can't swim if I known being a lifeguard me guarding their lives I would never have said yes he faces a real emergency when Patrick experiences debilitating butt cramps ice cream yay C panicking SpongeBob resorts to drastic measures Patrick
can't drown if there isn't any water now even though SpongeBob intended to Save a Life under the rivers and harbors act illegally altering the condition of any navigatable water which could include draining a lake without proper permits would result in a civil penalty of $100,000 and 30 days in prison think of a top 10 list of the last places you want SpongeBob to be and a rocket ship would probably be in the top three in the episode sy's Rockets SpongeBob and Patrick end up crashing her rocket ship in Bikini Bottom thinking that they've landed on
the moon the fact that their Instinct was to just start kidnapping everyone in Bikini Bottom tells us everything that we need to know about these two Don't Go Near him Patrick can't you see this is all a trick the aliens are projecting our m memories onto the environment so you mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought I think but I'm not going to fall for it these two idiots end up kidnapping everyone because they believe they're
all [Music] [Applause] aliens SpongeBob I think we might have to make a second trip there's no time for that just push harder how SpongeBob and Patrick even managed to kidnap that many people is just insane to me not even professional criminals can do that much in such a short amount of time kidnapping is a class a felony and SpongeBob could face serious consequences for his actions now mikini bottom has a population of about 500 residents including SpongeBob and Patrick and considering each Act is a separate kidnapping this brings the penalty to 9,960 years in prison
if you've ever seen SpongeBob's cleaning methods you know he's nothing but a clean freak probably his best trait if you ask me in the episode the Crusty plate Mr Krabs tells SpongeBob to clean a dirty plate forbids him from leaving until it's entirely clean Mr Krabs Ask SpongeBob to close up shop once he's done even though we all know how that ended the last time he did and uh lock up when you're done Lock Up Wait Mr Krabs don't you remember what happened last time you left me here alone should have never left you alone
with a lit blowtorch in me roller skates honestly Mr Krabs this one's on you dude SpongeBob clearly warned you there what happens next exactly what SpongeBob warned Mr Krabs about he uses a laser spot master 6,000 to clean the plate and also sets it to the most powerful setting now it does sound like a great idea to clean a dirty plate but not when SpongeBob is the one handling it more let's see what he's done this time power now intentionally causing the crusted crab to explode using a laser could land SpongeBob with a grueling sentence
of 20 years in prison maybe Mr Krabs could have listen to SpongeBob after all remember that time the Crusty Krab got visited by Mr crabs' worst nightmare a health inspector in that episode SpongeBob's culinary Creations take a Sinister turn as he and Mr Krabs cook up a Nasty Patty at first everything's going well Mr Krabs even tells SpongeBob to feed the health inspector everything on the menu for free too that's pretty big coming from someone like Mr Krabs you know but then everything goes downhill when Mr Krab sees the news on TV that apparently a
fake Health inspect going around for a special News Bulletin be on the lookout for a man who's been passing himself off as a health inspector in order to obtain free food free now Mr grabs gets pretty mad for feeding the criminal for free so we tell SpongeBob to make a Nasty Patty for the health inspector let's not forget we're not even 100% sure if this guy is fake or not and this isn't just some random Nasty Patty guys they make sure to use like volcano sauce seahorse radish toenail clippings and for a final dirty touch
SpongeBob literally drops the Patty in the toilet but before the guy gets to eat it hey hurry up with that Patty here you are so enjoy ah Come to Papa eventually they find out he wasn't fake after all but SpongeBob thinks that this happened because of the Patty that he and Mr Krabs made and at first they start to blame each other but then decide that they just got to do something about this and the best thing to do in the situation would be to check if he's actually dead or not first but no instead
of doing that SpongeBob and Mr Krabs actually take the body to bury it at the top of a hill very intelligent this should be far enough now get digging yes sir there's a big rock in the way well toss it out and get back to digging where am [Music] I the deed is done the two have buried the body but then the police show up and they Panic however the police are just there to escort them back to the Crusty Crab so we chill they're lucky the police sure do love those crabby patties but things
they could turn when rain brings the body downhill Mr Crabs tells SpongeBob to hide in the trunk of the police car because obviously no better place to hide a body than the trunk of a police car oh is is that steam I see coming out of your ears oh that brain is working in overdrive put him in the trunk boy i' keep them cops busy what's the hold up back there uh the boys wa now the two were panicking big time they get back to the Crusty Crab and hi the body in the freezer and
I've got no idea what these two are even doing at this point the Crusty Crab the police officer asks for soda with ice but instead Mr Krabs just panics and stands in front of the freezer saying that there is no I the officer insists on opening the freezer and that's when Mr Krabs and SpongeBob start blaming each other for the murder SpongeBob and Mr Krabs confess that they committed a murder and HD the body in the freezer we killed the health inspector then stuffed his body in the freezer however to their surprise the freezer is
actually empty and the body's gone a while later the health inspector returns to the Crusty Crab and tells the two that they passed inspection what now all that may have been a bit too chaotic and not entirely everything was punch Bob's fault but this incident would land in with charges of food tampering attempted murder and obstruction of justice these serious offenses would result in a cumulative prison sentence of at least 70 years or life imprisonment it's clear by now that SpongeBob's destructive Tendencies aren't something to be taken lightly but they reach a new low as
he commits a manslaughter multiple times having bad breath isn't a crime in and of itself but SpongeBob sure ends up making it one in the episode something smells SpongeBob is out of Sunday so he decides to make his own nasty version of one ketchup onions peanuts groan in his bathroom window that that should be a crime in itself if you ask me a little texture never hurt there we go this Sunday is going to taste great now you can imagine the kind of smell coming out of SpongeBob's mouth after he ends up eating that Sunday
unfortunately for the residents of Bikini Bottom today is the exact day SpongeBob decides to say hi to literally everyone and his greetings aren't particularly well received hello some people are even late on Sunday some of the fish are so disgusted by his breath that they grab onto a hook and leave for the surface his breath gets into the eyes of a driver and that causes his car to crash and explode these innocent fish watching a movie pass away from his puted breath hide me ugly sponge coming through oh and her too not only that but
he even ends up vacating the entire movie theater with how bad his breath stinks although his recklessness wasn't intentional not only does SpongeBob caus a public nuisance but he injured and ended up killing multiple times with his smelly spree take a note of all the fix that he's injured or killed SpongeBob will be facing multiple charges of manslaughter for his bad breath a sence I never thought I'd ever have to say in my entire life where he'll be looking in about a sentence of 32 years in prison now falling in love isn't a crime in
and of itself but murdering for love certainly is and that's exactly what SpongeBob is guilty of in the episode to love a Patty SpongeBob makes a bunch of crappy patties which he claims are the best he's ever seen but what in particular stands out for him and he ends up falling in love and naming her Patty Perfection from your little lettuce head your rosy ketchup cheeks may I call you Patty SpongeBob SpongeBob what do you expect Squidward gives SpongeBob an idea which SpongeBob ends up taking literally and takes Patty home ignoring everyone to spend time
with his new found love his whole world starts spinning around Patty and even sings a song for her and whatnot oh baby they may call me a fool but I can't help our gravitational pull our boy was seriously down bad for a burger so when at the Valentine's Day carnival some clams try to eat the Patty yeah are yellow friend can't stand that and that's when the demon inside SpongeBob is released he uses karate to murder 21 clams just to save his Patty okay I get it he's a Fool in Love But to kill 21
clams just for a burger is insane considering every clam as a living entity this Carnage if even fueled by love for a grabby p would still result in multiple murder charges which is typically life imprisonment with parole after 420 years if he's lucky do I even need to mention the find like we all know it's got to be over a million dollars and it is there's also the possibility of solitary confinement thrown in there SpongeBob might regret not simply sharing his beloved Patty with the hungry clams with all of that combined SpongeBob is looking at
a staggering $1.2 million in fines in a whopping 10,520 years in the Bikini Bottom Slammer but how does this dodgy character compare click the video on screen to find out