my mother usually wouldn't open up my father's mail unless she wanted to know what was inside attached is your new credit card card holder since 1970 my mother told me there's two things you don't hide from your wife extra women and extra money to get the truth about my father's credit card my mother went straight to the source her friends credit card yep and you didn't know anything about it nope um i know this one woman who called her man lying about his height his height his height his height yeah he had shoe lifts turns
out he had a whole other family that's all my mother needed to hear [Music] hold on [Music] so are you gonna ask him about it what would she do that for uh don't you ask him nothing just wait see what he does you gotta be surreptitious if he is waiting on that credit card give him a couple of days he'll start looking for it when surreptition didn't work my mother tried confrontation hello hey babe you must think i'm stupid oh yeah rochelle is just an idiot she don't know what goes on in this house and
i damn sure ain't gonna tell her is that what you tell your little puerto rican mommy huh and all your little ninos do you take them on vacation and buy a 45 cent worth of this a dollar 49 cent worth of that freedom with your credit card a credit card your credit card oh yeah be a man about it julius it's got your name on it oh and you know what else it says julius it says cardholder since 1970 that means that for 15 years you've been hardness from me so what do you have to
say for yourself julius don't you say another word compende poppy oh you've been hiding the credit card what else are you hiding oh is julius really your name oh maybe you're the green river killer do you know where jimmy hoffa is buried who's shot kennedy for all i know you can be batman i am not batman i'm batman [Music] i need to know the truth you can't handle the truth michelle i couldn't tell you about it why not do you know how many times we could have used it that's why i couldn't tell you about
it i didn't want another bill baby oh okay mr responsibility mr fiscally conservative dr jekyll and mr high things from his wife answer this for me since you're so against credit cards why do you have one ask your friends at the beauty shop letting the storm subside wasn't working so my father had to walk into the eye of the hurricane rochelle i don't want you to be mad at me you should have thought about that 15 years ago why am i always the last to know here i am worried about where you are what you're
doing and who you're doing it with you're supposed to be my man you turn out being the man from uncle i can explain 15 years ago i was flat broke and needed money that's no different than 15 seconds ago mm-hmm the department store was giving those things away really did they give you tips on where to hide i bought one thing and it took seven years to pay off but what about the other eight years julius every time i tried to cancel the car they just sent me a new one to raise the limit okay
mr a plus on your fica score what did you buy that was so important that i had to wait 15 years to find out about your wedding ring for the first time in 15 years my father got my mother to shut up i'm sorry i should have told you here's what he really wanted to say hi in your face you wrong you're wrong you're wrong i am right i'm right i'm right i'm right i'm right i'm right all right oh [Music] you
