thank you hey kids how was your day I knew the answer to that question I'd had kind of a busy day going around solving everyone's problems I started by going to see my buddy Stavros the florist Stavros I assume yes I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood well thank you yeah I brought you some sandwiches by the way how good is lamb huh oh gotcha oh get back in so sorry is there anything I can do for you oh no no I well that's when I realized my kids didn't understand the concept of
killing with kindness because they'd never seen it so I decided I'd prove it to them by going on a hugicidal rampage is that Reuben Rocking The Potter's facts quidiculous Hey listen buddy I heard about Luke calling his teacher mommy epic fail by the way but you know since you're one of the cool kids maybe you could get the other ones to ease off a little cool air bump all right Lee it's Phil Dunphy from down the street we haven't met I was actually calling to leave a message for your wife just to say thanks for
hiring my daughter Haley listen we'd love to have you in the messes over for a glass of wine or or uh maybe you and I could go out for a boys night but anyway if you could damn it oh hey Karen Sullivan Alex's dad well look who's teeth got so nice and straight who wants to go first are you crazy one at a time you called Miss Cooper a man no I didn't I got her husband Lee on the machine no husband she's Lee weirdly deep voiced alcoholic daily Cooper who you invited out for a
glass of wine thanks to a little charm offensive with Karen one thing did change a better party I'm not invited ridiculous epic fail now the whole school is just laughing at both of us stop bro say why not what change of plans this isn't over I think he's the one standing next to Matthew no he's feeling a little under the weather I let him stay home or is he just too embarrassed to leave the house why would he be embarrassed because Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives nightmare you
girls are so dramatic do I need to call you a wambulance [Music] whatever happened with the kids I don't want you to feel bad about it I don't I now invite The Godfather and the Godmother to join us don't worry I'll take care of everything tomorrow that may not be necessary my wife Phil and Claire as god parents are you ready to help the parents of this child in their duties we are do you renounce Satan [Music] I do without attention [Music] and all his works thank you I do renounce them hey hey and all
his empty promises [Music] [Applause] I do renounce them [Music] Godfather is it your wish that this child be baptized it is [Music] in the name of the Father the Son and the Holy Spirit what name have you given the child for hencio Joseph Pritchett may God be with you all we're never going to call him that so I heard that somebody released a bunch of rats into Karen Sullivan's party the other night and Lee Cooper's camper just rolled into her lemon tree Lucas and everything in Providence school anymore because Reuben admitted he made the whole
thing up isn't that crazy how all of our kids problems just disappeared don't ever ask me about my business Claire what are you talking about don't ask me about my business I wasn't good don't [Music]
