Truth is, Donald Trump is a talent. He's a very talented person. I mean, he can dance.
He can play golf, spank a porn star, and ruin a country. He does impressions. So much talent, the only way you can contain it is to lock him up.
And I'll tell you something, he's >> extremely strong. And Greece, when Greece was Greece, was Greece was Greece. Greece, you know, Greece was first Greece, then came Greece, too, which wasn't as good as >> when you're a rich person and you like to take a shower.
That's right. >> Rich people like to shower. The poor prefer to live in filth.
That's just how it is. By the way, that was from a press conference about AI and infrastructure. So, he So, you know, we do not have a valve like a sink in Los Angeles that we can turn to shut the fires off.
That makes sense. That makes no sense to anyone, including him. But nobody says anything.
No one corrects him. The emperor, not only doesn't he have any clothes. He's in the shower waiting for a drip of water to come out.
>> They have a valve and it turns like think of a sink, but multiply it times many thousands of times the size of it. It's massive. And you turn it back toward Los Angeles.
Why are they doing that? >> Such a good question. How did we forget about our giant super sink that we could have just >> yesterday the president signed the women's suffrage centennial >> commemorative coin act >> ago and also I guess the answer to that is because now I'm president we get things done we get a lot of things done that nobody else got done >> yeah well by the way nothing screams equal rights like a woman in a beauty pageant sash put that back up for a second why this wasn't done a long time ago why did they wait 100 years to celebrate the centennial uh Mr President, the word centennial means 100.
Quiet. I'm sweating. >> This is exactly what Trump has been doing with healthcare.
>> Have no choice but to absolutely repeal replace Obamacare and we're going to come up with a much better plan. Where do you see the plans we have coming out literally over the next four weeks? >> We're signing a health care plan within two weeks.
A full and complete healthcare plan. All right. You first.
I have to grab my PF Changens out of the microwave and then I'll have the whole plan for you. And maybe worst of all, >> Shi and we don't want that. >> This war started.
It never would have happened if you've been president. >> Going on and the president is trying to end it. >> Would you please lower your voice, Marco?
You're going to wake him up. >> If you sleep 3 hours or 4 hours a night, you're probably going to close your eyes whether you're 79 or 49. >> Thomas Edison believed in the 10-minute nap.
By the way, what would they say? we wouldn't have electricity. Right.
>> Right. It's such a good point. Is that what you liberals want?
No electricity? Because we will give that to you. >> Trump's little nuts out of his mouth for just a minute.
>> Enough to assure us that he would never sink so low as he'll play politics with much needed federal aid to our state. >> You go to California, they're a sanctuary state. LA and San Francisco are sanctuary cities.
>> Yeah. >> Okay. Gavin is is doubling down on a Trump agenda.
you know, Trump proof California, >> right? >> And so are you saying that you that California if they continue to aid and abet law and harbor illegal immigrants, money from DC gets cut off? >> Yeah, we're we're at we're talking about conditions to this disaster.
Look, there there are natural disasters, but there are man-made disasters as well. >> And which one are you? >> You think >> Trump would be so jealous for sure.
press conference to again >> reassure us that he has this virus completely under control >> because of all we've done the risk to the American people remains very low the greatest experts in the world really in the world >> he uh he gave a a rambling presentation today uh I hope the virus isn't spread by kissing ass because if it is they've got the wrong guy debate according to Donald Trump was Donald Trump the president watched the debates on way home from India. He's flying JetBlue and they have the the TV. So this >> Trump posted that little blessing on Thanksgiving.
It caused quite an uproar even among a handful. >> Just an MRI. What part of the body?
It wasn't the brain because I took a cognitive test and I aced it. I got perfect mark which you would be incapable of doing. Goodbye everybody.
You too. >> Wow. That Melania is a lucky lady indeed.
She really is. As far as his brain stuff, I don't know what people are worried about. I mean he this is from this weekend.
He looks fine to me. That was the moment just after his teeth fell into his omelette. Poor guy.
He hasn't been the same since Jeffrey Epste died. You know, you lose a friend. >> I got the biggest vote with black people.
Black country locked the doors. >> The doors. >> They know a scam better than anybody.
They know what it is to be scammed. >> That's right. His father scammed them all the time.
They And then Trump reminded the crowd why he was selected as the first ever recipient of the FIFA Peace Prize. Why can't we have some people from Norway, Sweden, just a few? >> You know, I always suspected he got his opinion of Somalia from watching Captain Phillips on TNT and understand how that works because I don't.
>> I I Nobody understands it, but it's an unfair system. And uh I mean, I understand the bosses hand out delegates and whoever gets the most up, you know, superdelegates has a good advantage. But it's sort of like a price fighter.
They go into the ring and if they knock the guy out, it doesn't matter if the judges are fixed, right? Yeah, right. There's a brick in his glove still on the ground.
>> I think it's very unfair what's happening to Bernie Sanders actually. And uh and it's a system that's not a good system. >> I asked Bernie Sanders because he's going to be here tomorrow to to ask a question.
Have you met Bernie? Have you guys ever met before? >> I've never really had the privilege.
>> I see. Okay. So, >> remember when Trump made fun of Marco Rubio drinking water?
It's Rubio. >> Oh, he's so talented. That is from the spray tan collar com it.
And then as the ramp was covered in banana peels and there were many snakes. I am braver than every soldier. We wrote that but it isn't out of the realm of possibility.
And by the way for all the fun Donald makes of him. Trump is now 74 years old because he had a birthday Sunday which is something he of course couldn't help but mention in his speech. >> Going to be my birthday also.
I don't know if that happened by accident. Did that happen by accident please? >> Yes it did.
It's like when Trump gets to hang out with Kim Jong-un. You understand >> that they just gave him the FIFA Peace Prize. How about that?
>> That's what you call a smattering of applause. The good news is Trump says his tariffs are bringing in a boatload of money. The bad news is Pete Hegath just bombed the boat.
So Trump has uh promised to, you know, he promised to fix the economy on day one. We're now at day 323 of a million. and a day one priority for President Trump.
According to White House spokesp, the president looking like a May December grinder match up.
