you do me this I've got two big booty budies that want to be my queen huzzah I say a twerking duel shall be competed for my love mirror mirror on the wall show me the Buddies of course our first big booty baddy is the muffin [Music] [Applause] man our next big booty B is about to walk in right through those doors yes we caught her taking a d behind your CLE my Lord shorty so eager to meet me already mark marking her territory I see quick shall I change HS yes my Lord yes you're so
sexy it is fail my Lord my Lord she has arrived guess who hello there oh who are you a you must be Shrek's sister how dare you sh to my castle un no this is Princess platano the other bdy wo is me indeed she's got a plump rump but goly she is quite spooky princess plat you are but a diamond in the rough I do fear your wicked looks May frighten the people of D that's not very nice where you going come back your outs the Lord what the freak go apologize no if she thinks
I'm going to run run run as fast as I can to her I'm not I don't chase well you fumbled the bag my Lord like you're honestly mid yeah she's pretty swag and she listens to sleep token hello again sorry about earlier that was the old me I'm a changed man now didn't know you were also a sleepy token lover CU I would be lying if I told you that I didn't wish that I could be your man oh maybe make a good girl B I've got here ye here ye Pinocchio is involed inviting all
to join his twitch stream he is live now is that all oh ins sign here my Lord he wants you to be a special guest on his stream of course what can I sign to have him banned here my Lord mhm there I shall help you get ready for the twerking duel that will be set before sunset today this is still a competition yes the Muffin Man actually doesn't seem so bad now that I think of it three cookies i' smash for a cookie too damn here I thought Rapunzel was a hairy girl winner winner
chicken dinner princess BL you've put even my stubble to shame I think I put too much for you oh you like my castle got some decorations for Christmas what decorations there's no Christmas spirit in here at all taste the freaking season to crack some nuts okay there so it's Christmas that's oh yes that was hand painted by the Jonas Brothers you know them yeah we're friends that was an early Christmas gift [Music] oh sorry would you like some onance gods yeah that's right turn it [Music] up this song brings back so many memories you know
back for my clubing [Music] days yes that is where I met Cinderella she caught my eye but only for a second I don't know my sexy Puffs must have intimidated her to come and talk to [Music] me her family makes her eat some bosi wait you left your saato and her sister's got like a big ass foot the end call me a stalker but I do really keep track of everybody who enters a D Lo that's kind of creepy Jack and His Giant asparagus that one about the froggy this [Music] one there I shall start
your makeup now princess thank you so much for all your help no no hug no hug got freshly pierced nips whatever it is the cream Ginger hello again the cream something smells delicious there you you got the goods pass it on sure I got some popcorn in my bag I think you're right is here I can hear your horse now I don't hear anything you better hurry he sounds hungry no my horse doesn't sound like that it sounds more like okay something smells like something sus and I don't know what he you hear ye a
letter has been delivered from a secret admirer my Lord ew I must take off my gloves for this juicy juicy read wonder who it could be from Stacy gue let's see Rose is a red violet so blue my but are green and so is my poo give me back me swamp or I will turn you into stew PS I'd love to lick your [Music] BS what the freak does PS mean PlayStation okay just SC of this now please thank you oh that silly letter was from your brother Shrek I believe but I don't have a
brother oh must be your uncle then he's mad because all the fairy tale creatures are taking over his stinky stinky swamp I don't care as long as they are far far away from my perfect town dck good tomorrow the fairies and I just made some figgy pudding everyone is welcome to join us oh bring us some figgy ping oh bring us some figgy ping bring us some figgy ping and bring it right [Music] e [Music] hallelu I'm going to be honest you look so familiar oh my god did I match with you on tender oh
my God I have these days where I feel like being really really nice but it's obviously an accident I'm so sorry yeah actually I'm not sorry you stood me up you said you were too busy walking your pet goose I was lies really it's true [Music] look well it seems your silly stupid gase was much more important than I his name is Christopher theii no one asked you're going to need the whole bottle yeah for get the natural look you need a whole new transformation you need a whole new wig excuse me this is not
a wig I was blessed by my mommy got some Froggies here to blend this out go on give one a little Smo maybe if you're lucky you might actually find someone who loves you not yeah well no one's going to love you with your Superman cape it's a [Music] clo hope you know the duel is off no one wins yeah I will stay alone and run this town [Music] alone [Music] consider this community service a simple act of kindness I thought you were different yeah well I thought you you are a princess you are a
cold evil witch but so are you I suppose we both are let's be besties this is really going to snatch your face my chiseled structure for example no please I don't want to look like Buzz Light here let anyone steal your swag this Christmas season oh haters got to go shush miror or I will shatter you with my fist no need your looks alone would Shatter Me Anyways princess PL I heard you like to sing oh yes and I write my own music too give me a little sneak peek with you I want you to
be my lover not for winter but also the summer I will always be late for supper for you how was [Applause] that cheeks you can never have too much blend it out okay I know these are really big but the look really good on you you know what they say go big or go home go home glue hold still yes Merry Christmas Che bones but yeah girl go live your best life live for you okay true love is a waste of time on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me too many
problems Lippy a little bit things let good princess pla your ride is here well best of luck to you I wish you well not
