[Music] lexi [Music] jeremy are you done a hot dog is not a sandwich i don't even want to hear it listen it's meat with bread you put ketchup on it that's a sandwich no it's not a burrito yes it is literally look it up we're gonna settle this the right way all right i wanna clean fight both of you are you ready [Applause] ah it's a sandwich my argument is right still not a sacred show welcome today i will be telling you a story about a girl who lived in huntington beach california who thinks she's
funnier than she really is hey she starts off her morning with a cup of coffee does she have coffee at home yes does she make the smart financial decision and drink it absolutely not pearson is determined to have a hot girl summer so going on a run it is she's pushing through ah she's slowing down oh it's only been a block okay pearson she's she's tired now time for breakfast pearson's a huge fan of pancakes that's because i got two on me at all times okay she can't have a successful meal without a little syrup
a little syrup hey i said a little perfect pearson take says what uh it says here that pearson takes a shower that can't be right i shower often after breakfast pearson takes a drive to the other side of town barely escaping death due to her terrifyingly bad driving she parks her oh okay park your pearson park okay let me do it and there he is the hunk of the hour the most attractive and intelligent man to walk the face of the earth really okay okay i forgot talented successful the best hair what where did she
go nowhere in this book doesn't say that the end i guess all right guys so i have some very exciting news oh i have my very own snapchat show the link is in my description below if you want to check it out and see all of my embarrassment and bad jokes come on what is up party people welcome back to another episode i like to call trying new things with pearson and today we're going to be trying to roller skate i'm nervous i've done this once before i only have one video from the experience exhibit
a [Music] might break my tailbone but it's for the content right yeah okay let's do it let's do this i was a skater girl she said see you later girl watch out world i'm coming for you still coming i'm on my way the difference between roller skating and rollerblading is the dexterity of the wheels and the aerodynamics am i doing it you know i wouldn't take this to the skate park but i don't want to show up any other bladers see you later later give me a sec oh at this point i would prefer getting
third degree burns from this asphalt then get back on these roller skates much like the wheels revolving around these skates world revolves around me oh car car car tom holland's down the street i mean everyone knows you like tom i don't want to keep saying that just in case there's a chance it could happen look at me [Music] look man i'm pretty good wait how do i stop maddie maddie how do i stop
