JASON GETS MARRIED - DOODLE DATE #3

the day had finally come and I was sweating like a maniac in my nervously doodled tuxedo which was starting to smear oh my my sweat Doodles were were smearing my tuxedo Doodles shoots quickly I erased at the smeared lions and hastily redrewed them back on better than ever you can do this I pride myself for this day for months for years just relax move it up in there oh just like my real wedding wait what was everything okay your personality is showing no I don't know moving over there I said there yes there are there

other people here or is she just yelling at lines that's a good question anyway everything is fine I'm just a little bit nervous as well it's it's okay I I am too well anyway she should not be seen by you that's true and who did we invite what Doodles did we invite did we doodle up guests everything is going to be okay dear you get out of here I can't see you I'm holding I'm covering my eyes by the end okay that's nice here but seriously we have to actually get the wedding looking nice so

I appreciate the sentiment but oh don't worry I'll doodle the wedding it'll be fantastic I leaned over and kissed sketchy not yet oh I mean I I whispered to sketchy I love you no go put yourself together and I'll agree to our guests and then we'll meet under the archway oh okay thanks see you there I need to drop stick figures to witness our wedding at an archway who knows how to draw one of those I mean I could see our first guest arriving in the distance it was the muscle waiter that we saw on

our first date I walked over to greet them only to find a face wait a minute am I predicting the future oh oh oh it's just you I'm sorry hey you look really upset at me right yeah dead pan stare I liked you and you jumped me okay oh hey long time no see yeah oh sorry I'm giving her like a real thing wow she got really sassy there for a second yeah I figured I'd leave you two lovebirds alone for a while I mean that's a long while it's been like 10 minutes I mean

you look really mad at me right now is there something you want to tell me I'm glad you came the shade the shade oh there is something I need you to know before you get married whoa she's got the face she's gonna tell me you asked me all those months ago oh no no don't tell me now straight answer what what I have always had feelings for me it's my wedding day lady sorry that's the perfect time to do it if you don't do it no she's got to do it like you know the moment

where it says like you know you know oh like if anybody wants to give their opinion yeah oh like we're like forever hold your peace to begin with oh she brought me oh staring at your teacher I felt a special boy Whoa it's like creepy face now oh ever since I knew I had to put you here so I could tell you how I felt oh I see wow awkward wow this is getting really weird so if I may ask why did you have me draw sketchy then why encourage me to date someone else oh

it was your fault so long [Music] oh no she's already drawn does she want a twin wait a minute what if I drew her exactly like would the game recognize them I don't know but maybe just maybe you felt our bond all this time too but when you choose sketchy I couldn't bear to try to take you away from the Newfound love you had created for yourself are you saying I'm in love with myself what okay there's a wrong answer here and there's a right answer okay okay babe I'm just saying that in this situation

there ain't no right answer for you I'm sorry you screwed you like actually okay no I have guests coming for a wedding okay yeah but she gonna go crazy I propose to someone already yes I understand it but she gonna go crazy like this is this is okay so you're telling me that I should tell her I think I love you too and then what uh oh yeah that's a good what happens next um then I have another crazy lady wow actually yeah you she was already upset about the wedding decorations I can't imagine oh

okay well there's only one answer that's sweet but I'm sorry I love sketches so much okay she has too much personality much more personality than you oh you would have drawn her more personality but you didn't you didn't bless her with any personality [Music] don't just don't say anything back heart can't take it either way I'm not sure to crash your wedding that's not who I you just did she just took her hands out from behind her back this is the first time we're seeing them oh my God put them back please I just needed

to be honest with you this is just something I had to do for myself now go marry the love of your life oh I feel really bad right now I know there's no way you can get out of this that's like with that Claire was gone lost in the sea of oncoming or incoming scribbles symbols and margin notes all who had arrived for the wedding it's time oh thank goodness you're back you most shapely enhanced Creator take sketchy as your lawful drawing giving you the cup of whatever is there to have a two-hole stop holding

it and give it to me For Better or For Worse for which is this right now look I'm trying sugarless of the health I like this voice oh my goodness gracious so death do you pause oh wait have I been wait wait am I looking at her and saying it or is she saying it to me uh you're looking at that's you're okay I thought I was like answering for her you have no choice I do I do Andrew Sketcher take your creator as your lawful creator for life that sounds a Harvard Road from the

state oh my God hurry up inside and health it's love into cherish until come on get it going here then with the power of us to be in my clearance levels not let's pronounce you spouse and spouse spouse and spouse you break us each other hahaha I held sketchy by the waist and kissed them passionately the scribbles cheered wildly as they convulsed around the page this is this morning I look and I can live together now we gotta doodle house oh okay oh oh I'm not ready for this I'm not ready for this why are

you so low on the bed after the ceremony I carried my newfound partner into the bedroom of our newly drawn house oh uh so oh [Music] [Applause] we didn't give her a bottom part shall we consummate how romantic man oh I suppose what what do you mean oh me I mean I neither have I yeah the jar ly thing that's true she's only an upper body wrong what could be wrong about it we love each other and we're married what more could we have anything of course will you be upset oh no I mean of

course not I love you after all and if you really feel strongly about not doing it tonight then yeah I guess that's fine oh wow I mean wow wow sketchy look don't wow no no no no no no no no no not at all I just I'm surprised you know we got married and we're here on a bed um I would think that you would have wanted this too look I I drew her with that you know never mind you know yeah yeah don't you dare wanted just not right now it doesn't feel right yet

I mean it's been months years even actually it's just months we put the years in there itself could you at least tell me why just watch you trust me oh oh what does this mean oh okay that's fine that's fine then I love you love you oh I love you too oh months went by and married life went on has to be expected we started to yell at each other with neither of us having or needing jobs with what with everything being on the tip of our fingers we just spent our days in the house

this sounds terrible that sounds nice though like I mean no listen it'd be nice to spend like a couple days in the house like months like just sitting there and staring at each other yeah yeah no no I agree I don't think I could do wait while away in the house every day eating talking and watching reruns of our own movies on the doodle Vision channels we even whipped up some internet and video games to pass the time is he not concerned about are you wait are you not concerned about like your actual life like

what happened here no see I what I Envision is he's still in class just sleeping for years anyway but that was just it passing the time every night we will try again to okay it consummate our Union and every night it didn't happen wait what all right this wait what I did not invest this much time into you know what whatever I don't like to consider myself superficial but I must admit it's starting to get to me was I not just cut out for married life listen sketchy [Music] obviously not it but you know oh

no I guess I'll just draw McDonald's again no I haven't thought of that yet [Music] oh the dinner when are you gonna draw the dinner [Music] because I don't have a digestive charge oh man what if I drew you one would sure be well sketch you have to complain about nothing right I don't suppose you could whip something up wow I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry you know maybe I I don't have to make something every night if I were to do it I mean does cooking not exist here well then I'll draw

you a kitchen [Laughter] so what if I want you to make dinner you can wow this is real marriage right look man Jason and I have been into some fights it's been great yeah you know you know I draw dinner every night she doesn't draw dinner every night look all right I'm just not great artist like you are okay I want you to contribute to my little home here or our little home here every once in a while I'm sorry wow thanks Jake this is I mean I did draw everything here I suppose what's and

desires no history or taste to call my own am I something meant to physically suit you obviously not if she's not like no desires no once well you sure desire to never well this is like like okay wow you know what this makes me appreciate our relationship see how this is this is getting real this makes me really appreciate our relationship we have oh Mommy is no but it wouldn't kill you to try it maybe just maybe if you stop to consider anyone but yourself for a moment you'd realize why that is well I could

just tell me I mean I'm right here we've been here for for years staring at walls in our house you could just you know open up a little bit I'm not trying to push anything on you just want to know what's wrong you want to know what's wrong me nothing about me is real nothing about me is mine you've been around since day I existed and everything I've done has revolved around you in one way or another she said her personality isn't real if I'm moving we didn't really give her a body I'm just putting

that out there like uh I've never thought about it like that yeah sing it a lot for the first time kind of helps me see what it is I really want in life look I'm don't I think I realized something oh oh no this horror on this whole spontaneous event we've gone through together it's been what oh oh I'm realizing now that I need more than fun in my life oh no I I need to I need you to help what are you talking about babe oh my gosh I did not draw her like this

creation takes on its own man I can't control what you draw okay from that day on sketchy's mind was set although many discussions arguments and repeated pleadings followed I was never able to change sketchy's mind oh this got sad she moved out soon after and the month that followed I soon found myself in a doodle Law Firm this is n't like draw the doodle along no wait a minute do you do everything here waiter he's the only person that isn't a scribble well everything appears to be in order here your ex did ask for much

in the agreement so the paperwork is fairly simple statement saying that you agreed to divorce leaving 100 of your current assets with 100 whoa with the exception of the ownership over your ex as a physical drawing should you return to the real world you are not to disturb or alter this drawing in any way wow wow wow they really thought about this sounds good gorgeous yeah sounds good all right well I just need to decide here and then the divorce will be final oh my God oh no yeah yep yep oh oh sketchy has a

very nice uh signature um all right uh time to sign uh sign my name what's my name in this world uh uh draw man I took out the J and then I just put two of us [Laughter] some sort of terrible right here hi you're divorce people listen listen I never thought I would be signing divorce papers in my entire life and yet here we are all right looks like you're all official Myers oh I'm sorry honey my assistant will be sending out our bill shorts wait who's your assistant the coffee thanks oh I went

back to stare at the wall I returned to our house now empty a box set on the table with a note I wanted you to have this back I couldn't bear to keep it I hope you'll eventually be able to give this to someone else you can be happy oh no oh no such a range of emotions I opened the box and a donkey there was a knock at the door oh no oh no not please no hello sure man wow how convenient of you two show up now what's your go out whoa whoa look

at that sultry look what is that oh I'd like that excuse me I have no option here I'm reading my texts I just got divorced I didn't draw her I'd like that very much well that's the end that was that I don't even know what to say are you ever gonna go back to the real world like what no I'm stuck here now this is like like I don't know like I I don't think I could live in a world like this where everything was of my own creation yeah no that would be weird and

then your drawings would have an existential crisis I think the only one that super liked the main character which was which was you was the Claire who was just desperate and brought you into this smile face will never leave my memory are you kidding me the the the the the just black stare face well did you enjoy it I did I had fun I didn't like it was a little too existential towards the end and felt a little too real but you know what I had fun with this I like that I drew a drawing

with a lot of personality and then she had no personality and then wanted personality and it was just listen personality is all she had okay that's all she had yeah and she needed to find out what her true personality was like you know you know you gave her that personality and she needed to discover it on her own I'm happy for her sketchy wherever you out there in the doodle world girl I hope you uh no I hope you can actually walk because I didn't draw a bottom for you oh take care guys [Music] [Applause]

[Music] you don't know how I should