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you like red on your knuckles I feel like I've seen a video of a gorilla like monkeys [ __ ] in missionary before that would be so disturbing for me to witness actually like a monkey funy missionary they're like making out passionately I bust my ass for this family I bust my I bust my balls for this family I bust my nuts for this family I go to work every day and bust my entire nuts I bust my entire load I go to work every day and bust my load just so you can sit at

home and do nothing you porn store yes I love the way she's looking at me like a sen oh what the hell is happening that's so cool situation I need to [ __ ] so bad I've got like three I got three days of just backed up bro I'm in a one V one right now oh what the [ __ ] that was crazy that's the funniest one V one I've got three days of backed up [ __ ] I was in such a t situation dude I got [ __ ] 3 days of backed

up [ __ ] in me right now I'm [ __ ] constipated what's up guys welcome welcome back to my salout I mean second Channel today's video is sponsored by honai star rail if you like any self-respecting human are an enjoyer of anime space anime space anime space women anime space men ah and you're going to want to download the best freet to-play RPG honai star rail you can get it on PC PS5 and of course the mobile device you're watching this video on right now I tried the game out for myself and I got

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it had like 323 views oh yeah and I clicked it and it was just this guy being like hi my name's Mark and I'm an alcoholic when I was younger I used to run outside and Frolic now I'm inside shivering in the cold and it's awful I love the bottle I sip it daily matter of fact I might need saline cuz I'm lacking hydration you see I got so many things inside my brain that I can't remember the last time I wasn't insane when I'm an alcoholic I used to have a sister and she used

to run outside and Frolic before she got killed by that awful monster back in the corner and I've been feeling like Obama the way my Administration failing drone strikes all around I'm acting like I'm on the vibration young people inspiration but it ain't true I'm an alcoholic I used to have a doctor his name was Colin then he had a colonoscopy appointment and he died with the [ __ ] up his ass cuz no one could tell that he was not okay on the inside I'm an alcoholic and then everyone clapped how much of that

was you and how much of that was the video it's completely me that's completely okay that was very impressive couldn't remember couldn't remember what the [ __ ] you said but it was something along those lines it was really nice was impressively autic great that was nice that huh wow holy [ __ ] thank you of course you're like alen degenerous or something I don't know have her haircut or a lesbian or something I don't know I don't know like something like that like I don't know we're so bashful today what does that mean this

guy always rubbing his Superior inct in my [ __ ] face [ __ ] sakes I don't know what that means sakes stop articulating such Advanced language these compound sentences have got me tripping the discrepancies of your language are rather confusing I was trying to think of like something kind of intellectual but I can't literally I'm [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah that's fine though it's all good to be a little bit [ __ ] it's all good just to be a little bit [ __ ] that's what Harold said to me when I

went in that [ __ ] bus get to be a little bit [ __ ] is haral the talking bear no Harold is a giraff he was this [ __ ] like bus that came around the schools taught us how to be healthy beat off grasp firmly at the base and stroke up Bing material be sure to Edge as much as possible it's important you bust the biggest load you can oh this is not a if you just stay there for another 40 seconds we lose Swagger before you go to bed can you please read

me a bedtime story I need to go to bed sure you sure what you need okay I anything's nice really what do you anything that'll make me like you know I have [Laughter] ambian got a mean right hook if you need that Michael Buckley I do remember him he has the weird hair and he's gay he is yeah he he was a gay guy yeah right he used to start all his videos with what the buck remember that he was celebrity gossip yeah damn I do not remember this was good man I used to watch

him all the time for my celebrity gossip now I have to listen to Perez Hilton on the radio dude I don't think he's doing so well anymore this is the first up no no [ __ ] Michael Buckley Blackley oh God what a crazy title oh no it's not not while for you live in Oklahoma what the [ __ ] I do I live in Oklahoma damn what is even there nothing not [ __ ] are you in the East part where there's like green or are you in the west part where there's tornado and

dust yeah the West part that's horrible dude Central yeah you in Elk City where are you like Oklahoma City why are you trying to pinpoint my location I'm just looking at the map I just dropped street view into Oklahoma this place looks like [ __ ] what the [ __ ] it's this old dust and silos wait I think I see you a I think I see you a why you hanging on to that telephone pole about to be blown away by a tornado what the hell you doing up there that's crazy man this place

L looks racist it is actually is so have you guys seen Drake's penis oh dude nice nice car yeah 7.2 decent girth decent circumference puts my [ __ ] to shame hey man started from the bottom now we're here me deep throating Drake wait you started from the bottom the you deep thred his ass I got my favorite character I like this guy you know he just he he just looks like a prick he's so old as well like he's he's been there for so long he's so old he's just grumpy [ __ ] man

which character am I what she oh hell no y'all y'all are some Pricks man [ __ ] off man that was awesome it took me so long imagine if people like responded to microaggressions as they did normal aggressions I don't even know what that [ __ ] means as a sentence imagine the people responding to microaggressions as if they were aggressions don't you think it's [ __ ] liberal imagine if people responded to micro penuts all right yo that looks insan pretty cool huh wait wait hold on let me see I'll throw it back oh

wow that's not what he meant what he me yo this thing is nice throw it back to turn red I like opening and closing up like a clam because sometimes I imagine there's a pearl and and then I'll have a pearl when I open and close enough times you know because I think that's how they form right not the currents and the water and the sand drifting on their body little bit sand fall inside Clan [ __ ] that little bit sand build up enamel become Pearl J build up enamel I love it you're great

thanks I'm satisfied I I've never Shen an anime woman wait it's cuz they're not real buddy you never seen an anime woman to find the they don't exist you do you guys get into serious conversations often or no what the hell no I'm just asking I'm just asking are you are you [ __ ] gay no no no no no I'm not gay what the hell no we can get serious what do you want to talk about I actually wanted to be a therapist once upon a time hey me too crazy that this is the

path I chose yeah that's stock difference I was going to be a therapist I started being silly on the internet and it started working really well and now I need a therapist what the [ __ ] so [ __ ] cool dude I saw all of that that was awesome terrorist no way well what would I give to just smok pot with Obama once he's aging gracefully he knows how to like wear a sweater that's what I appreciate [Music] about like talking about the economy it's all going over DA's head he's he's wearing the [

__ ] out of that sweater you know me so well yeah it was so chill when he was in office like for the rest of the world like I know you guys are Americans so whatever but for us it was just like super chill chill it was like the best it was just nice office that was like entertaining you know sit Cal you weren't a little nervous it really no it was like literally every day you just like oh dude this is wild look at this [ __ ] what is he doing like yeah yeah

well you got in there is it a buck shot or think it might be like a 12 gauge or something I don't really know then you should be fine as long as you can hit the broadside of a barn with it I think I can hit the broad side of the oh [ __ ] just some white guy from or Orlando just speaks full on Mandarin with no hesitation go back to your country oh my God oh my God yeah that would SC that a little too well I watch a lot of a lot of

American content you watch those [ __ ] uh like whatever PD shows no I just watch like ubl freak out and it's always just some fat American [ __ ] just being like go back to your country that was so accurate it is and I'm just fascinated with you people you mean we people stop saying you pasty pasty racist with like the weird accent that's funny dude I just got kind of bored and went on my phone I went on went on R and I just saw this [ __ ] bro I swear I'm not

subscribed to the sub rated I just got recommended it randomly oh yeah but okay this this just cracks me up like what what are they talking about bro it's [ __ ] Family Guy like just I just love the fact that they taken it so serious the [ __ ] he has no right to criticize Pride right he's out of line hit a man personally like he has no [ __ ] right no [ __ ] right I'm curious when does a Japanese impression become racist when you [Music] go I literally I literally could hear

could hear I can hear I can hear the fingers on your eyes dude I'm GNA need you to explain that he's getting into character oh Jeff can I call you Jeff is that okay I would love you to call me Jeff oh boy can I call you he is just yeah yeah why not yeah can I call you what about gief yeah yeah I could work with g we're slipping though like we're you're pushing it you're you're drawing new lines I'll take je as soon as it hits DF though I'm I'm off board hey Swagger

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uh some some pretty something pretty something something it's more Pringles isn't it last night we were playing TF2 and jayc was eating Pringles the whole time which is fine is fine tell them that what the [ __ ] which is fine but dude I repurposed that Pringle can and my life changed dude you got yourself some kitchen sponges and some rubber gloves of course I got some rubber gloves I got the sponges got everything I I don't get it that's well you see eggs some people repurpose their Pringles can for some people sexual pleasure how

can you do that what is that what do you I have a wonderful link to share my [ __ ] voice God damn it it's over I need to go to bed it just sounded like you're [ __ ] hey I need sponges rubber cloves one large Pringle can [Music] mayonnaise