Yag zero ass bites Dave's head and runs away. >> How? What the hell?
When told me you guys wanted to eat. I thought he was Joey. >> Anonymous asked.
I do love that. [music] No matter if he's shirtless or wearing the shirt that's the exact shade of orange as makeup, Jack will always have his badge on. Whether that be on his [music] bare chest or strapped on his uniform.
Call that dedication. Henry, he deserves a raise. Bro died and still clocks into work.
>> Wait a second. Last I checked, sport doesn't wear any clothes, which means um are you okay? >> No.
Anony, does that mean you real? >> Oh, my badge. It's priy.
Wait, for real? >> You [ __ ] liar. >> I was so good.
>> Anonymous asked, "Is Mr Emily [music] single? " Winky face. >> Purity Zip asked, "Also, Mr Phony, Scott Emily guy, [music] do you do weddings as the bride?
" Anonymous asked, "Can I marry Henry? " >> Wowee. Look, I'm real flattered and all, but I'm not really looking for any romance right now.
I apologize. >> For Christ's sake, [music] stop flirting with my [ __ ] manager. >> Purple Man 67 asked bites Jack and drop kicks Dave, then runs away.
[laughter] [screaming] All right. All right. [music] It gets to a point.
Look, I don't care about what you do to the others. And I don't really care what you do to me, I know you're mostly joking. What don't you dare lay a hand on old boy?
You hear me? Anonymous asked, "Do Jack, do a flip. " [music] >> Anonymous asks, "Is Dave nerdy about anything?
" You know, come to think of it, actually, Dave has always been a big nerd over robotics, specifically animatronics. I remembered he used to stay after hours to tinker with those robots back in the old location. He was obsessed with their inner workings, what made them tick, what made their gears grind.
He also loves rambling about his older projects. I distinctly remember him mentioning [music] something about the Faz bunker. I don't know.
He talks too much for me to remember anymore. [music] He's always been particularly fond of the spring lock suit, too, for well reasons. He probably knows those damn things better than I know the back of my own hand.
That's saying a lot. Overall, definitely a very big nerd. The friend inside me asked, "Who's going to tell Jack?
" >> "Tell me what exactly. You guys are always being hella ominous. " [snorts] >> The Orin Voyager asked, [music] "Oh dear, I'm not telling him.
" >> Tell me what what could possibly be so bad that you guys are refusing to tell me of all people. >> Anonymous asks, "The Jack, what are your favorite ice cream flavors? " I'm quite fond of chocolate myself.
>> Orange. Oh, I mean strawberry. >> You want to say that again?
You sick [ __ ] >> Anonymous [music] asked. I'm going to tie Dave's neck in a little knot. >> Hey, don't [ __ ] touch me.
>> Oh, sport. I'm going to need some help over here. >> I love Dave Miller.
Dave F. Ask. Dave, here's a frog.
Just take it. You deserve it. Oh, thanks.
>> Anonymous asked, "Hey, [music] Jack, do you feel like you have some sort of connection to the puppet in some way? " >> Oh, Jack, do you remember the puppet? Oh, Jack, how do you feel about the puppet?
Blah, blah, blah. I'm not a dumbass, guys. I know what that thing is, and I don't like it.
So, stop trying to remind me of her. It's not funny. Orange Balls asked, "I dare Jack to eat [music] her atomic bomb.
Wonder what he's been up to. >> I've just been over here doing my jitorial doodies. Meanwhile, my ass is probably back at [music] home sleeping.
Either that or she's out shopping. The usual stuff. >> Mr Michael, someone peed [music] on the floor.
>> God damn it. Excuse me for a moment. Anonymous asked, "Can I kiss Jack, please?
I'm desperate. Twink my eyes. " >> Anonymous asked, "Can I have Jack, Dave?
He's so cute. Can I buy you a drink this weekend, Mr Kennedy? [music] Or maybe a dinner?
" All on me. >> I make Kay. >> That's uh [music] flattering.
They think I'm cute. What? [clears throat] Well, I guess I am free tonight.
[music] So, I'll take you up on this little offer of yours. Plus, I'll get free dinner. I'm not giving that chance up.
>> Here I come. >> Screw off, Dave. You'll eat all the goddamn food.
>> Cry like a [ __ ] >> Anonymous asks a blanket at Dave, delicately [music] hints him of warm, but not too hot. Mochavo pats his little head then runs away little goblin. [music] >> Oh, this is nice.
>> Aka rim eight pair one axed. Hey drawing of Dave to Dave. Okay, bye.
Ah, >> what a damn masterpiece. It even captured my sweet smile. Anonymous asked Dave, give Chuck a hug.
He deserves one. >> Hey, Dave. Anonymous asked, "Since Jack seems to be aware of what the puppet really is, does he remember having a brother of any sorts?
" >> My brother is none of your business. My family is none of your [ __ ] business. Stop talking about them [music] as if you ever knew them.
It's weird. [music] >> [bell] >> Come on, old sport. Now that all the phonies been dealt with, we can finally go to Vegas.
Employee [screaming] Christ. Please help. Employee, is that you?
Please get me out of here. I'm begging you. >> [music and bell] >> Well, wait.
No, please. Employee Jack. [music] [bell] >> So, stop bringing up my family.
They got nothing to do with you. That shit's personal. [music] Anonymous asked, "Dave, you would look great in a pretty pink fairy [music] costume.
" Well, it ain't gay. I'm pride month. >> I wish you'd do that to me.
>> Anom asked, "Hey, Charlie, how do you feel about the hundreds of people sleeping for your dad? " >> "What's [music] a sim? " "If it means people really like my dad, then I'm happy.
He [music] needs more friends anyways. " >> Dr Pathogen asked. Dr Pathogen is Jack's doctor for today's medical [music] checkup.
>> Strange. Your entire body is decomposing. And yet you're still alive.
What is the cause of this? Black magic. Hey.
Uh, so I voiced Jack in the blog and I just got to say I love your art style. So it'd be cool to see my guy in your style if that's okay. But black magic?
No, [music] it's what? Wait, who are you? Why are you even here?
>> Uh, just your doctor. So, tell me, what exactly are you? >> Okay, first of all, I do not need a doctor.
Secondly, [music] my body's none of your damn business. So, go bother somebody else, doc. >> Ask, Dave, your toes are in danger.
Orange balls asked Dave he's coming. Anonymous asked the toe tickler is coming for you [music] Dave. Anonymous asked Dave better hit Mer.
>> What? I suppose I have a solution socks. I'd love to see him come for my toes with respond.
>> M. No, Dave has not washed these socks [music] for a couple months now. Beware.
Anonymous asked, "Jack, why is Steve's waist so slimpy? " >> I'm not too sure myself. Why are you built like that, dude?
Do you not eat at all? >> I eat a lot sportsy. It's just my genetics.
You can let go of me now. >> Oh [ __ ] Right. Yeah.
Sorry, >> anonymous ass. Here ye here ye I cast your raw caked up [music] Dave spell. >> God damn that is a big ass boy.
>> Anonymous asked kebab and buffalo wings is not a meal. >> Don't speak to me when my dogs and buffalo wings again. >> Dominus asked, "I hope your phone charger only works at a specific angle.
I hope your favorite show gets cancelled right before the final. I hope your pillow is always warm on both sides. I hope you always get stuck behind someone walking slowly and famously.
I hope your favorite pattern runs out halfway through something important. I hope every so often. I hope you always bite your tongue while eating.
I hope your socks are always slightly damp. I hope you always smart you get rich. I hope your ice cream always melts too fast.
I hope your shoelaces always come untied. I hope every time you sneeze, someone says blurs you two seconds too late. I hope your autocorrect changes your words to something embarrassing.
I hope your favorite song gets stuck in your head, but you can only remember one line. I hope your favorite mug it chips just enough to be annoying, but not enough to throw it away. I hope you always spill just a little bit of coffee on yourself.
I hope your toast always lands butterside down. I hope you always get notifications just as you fall asleep. I hope you always forget why you walk in a room.
I hope the person in front of you at every drive-through orders for 12 people. I hope every vending machine doesn't give you your item. I hope every hoodie you wear has the strings uneven.
I hope you always get the squeaky cart. I hope your favorite shampoo just has a little too much left to throw it out. >> I hope your battery always dies every time you're 1% away from fixing your progress.
I hope you always miss the skip head button by 5 cm. I hope your popcorn burns in the microwave every time. I hope your Netflix buffer has the best scene.
I hope you have life infestation. Who gave Bill a seriously a non? >> You think you're real funny, huh?
>> Anonymous asked. XQC got caught lacking, bro. He said he like AI art better than real [ __ ] >> What?
>> Living in a goddamn garbage can asked. Okay. Okay.
So, Jack never wears a shirt except for Day Shifter 33, but we're not there yet. And he has [music] a security badge plastered on him. And even in the mini games and outside the pizza place, he never takes it off, but he does in his house.
C night one escapist which is a private place where he can feel safe and without need to hide so we can take off the patch. But why is that important? Because his badge is actually a remnant button made solely by the real Freddy Bear von Barnab pepperoni III.
Or maybe not pepperoni. [music] He was made before Freddy's. And it's a switch to turn on and off his surgery.
Call me at the way I game theory. Case closed. This is my third attempt at trying to know how they work.
I am way too fixated on that. What the [ __ ] Why are you so fixated on my chest? Bastard motherfuckle.
Labotamite Chan asked, "Dave, and how many inches can you actually stretch your neck? " Lol. >> You expect me to know how long my neck is?
How about you count instead? [music] >> [music] >> Christ, dude. That's long.
>> That's what she said. >> Anonymous ass. Imagine if Jack got a low taper [music] faded >> with what hair.
[groaning] With what hair? The anonymous asked, [music] "Give Mike a box containing a small black pet, a cat collar with the name sarcasm etched on it, a large bag of cat food, and various [music] cat toys/ treats. " She kept doing the cat equivalent of screaming whenever we drove by the Fazade.
So, here you go. I quite like this little guy. Hey.
Oh jeez. Animals just seem to be sometimes. >> The Kibi now roams the Fascade freely.
Gothic Tabby asked, "Is French Fry Frank still [music] roaming around the Fascade? >> Hello, Fred. " [screaming] Anominous axed bald like a fat baby.
>> I'm not a baby. Dave, did you tell them to say that? >> Maybe I did.
Maybe I [ __ ] >> Anonymous asked. Sarcasm. The cat stares Dave down from a self.
I think it knows your sins. Um, >> okay. Don't do that.
It's creeping me the hell out. >> Jiffany asked if Jack is a baby, Dave is a cat. >> Okay, hold on.
I can't deal with cool cats. >> That one [music] bomb guy asked. Small bombheaded child walking up to Jack.
Hey mister, I made this drawing of you. Here you go. >> Oh [ __ ] [music] that's adorable, little dude.
Whoa. Wait, is that me with hair? Rethinking fashion choices.
Not like he's ever had any. [music] Actually, I uh I don't think I like this that much. I look like a girl.
>> Anonymous asked. Shelves Jackie and Dave in the closet. Now kiss.
Push. Huh? Those goddamn danmous [ __ ] They think they [music] can keep getting away with this.
Oh, once I get out of here, I'm giving them a piece of my mind. >> Well, hello there, old sport. It appears they've trapped us again.
>> Yeah, you don't say. [music] >> You know, sport. I can get us both out of here, silly.
What? I do need a teensy tiny favor in return. Sounds good.
>> Uh, [music] sure, I guess. As long as it's not related to anything weird. >> N, I already gave you and your friends enough chances.
So I believe in Stein and sealed. They won't be out for a while. >> And for the rest of you, don't you dare think about [music] touching me or sportsy ever again.
>> And stop asking us to kiss [ __ ] weirdos. >> [music] >> Anonymous asked for Dave. What if you met the actual bully mapping from FNAF?
[music] >> I remember this one time. There was a fact. >> He didn't know what shot absolutely livid.
Most people would run. I didn't. He looked at me weird the whole time.
[music] What an odd fella. Oh, he's purple like me. Maybe he ain't so bad after all.
[music] >> Get me out of here. I don't want to be near this mockery of a specimen any longer. [music] Where's Jerboa?
asked. I am Faz Jesus. Who the hell's that guy?
[music] >> What the [ __ ] Anonymous asks, "Does Henry Emily still exist [music] in this universe or like his date? " Just like that, lol. >> What?
What's that look on your face for? You look like you've seen a ghost or something. Our parent asked, "Hello, Jack.
Do you like my drawing of you? " What? [music] It's not about Vegas old sport.
>> What? >> It's It's about the Mets, baby. Love the Mets.
All right, baby. Let's go get a home run, baby. Love the Mets.
Let's go, Mets. >> Saraphim's demise asked. Grape and aragnug or Gangra Ager.
What? Orange. [music] Anonymous asked, "New sport?
" >> New sport. [music] >> Yeah. >> Oh god.
[music] >> Don't do that. Roach is in the serial. Ask.
I can't see the horizon. Check soon. I met you.
>> What's up, dude? Don't ask where I got the wig from and the skirt for that matter. [music] >> We have done too much, Tom Ferin.
For now, we must return to the story of the escapist. Enjoy. Okay, let me recap the plan.
I'll head inside and grab whatever I can afford. You guys head over to the scrapyard to salvage any parts you can find. Jackpot.
>> I got the good [ __ ] boss. Got it. >> Yes.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I got it.
>> We eat here at 4. Exactly. Look, I really don't get why you're following along with me, but if you guys have any hidden plans [panting] [sighs] [gasps] who said anything about plans, we ain't going to do no funny business.
Ain't that right, old sport? Yeah. Yeah.
All right. Just don't screw this up for me. >> Jeez, someone's dramatic.
Anyways, we should get going. We got some work to do. Old sport.
Remember, we're here to look for some useful parts for the all phony. If you see anything big and shiny, pass it over to me. I'll be here taking good care of it.
>> Choose an area to start searching. Three out of three searches left. Escape.
Interactic section. The scrapyard. Option chosen.
Five. Claw machine. [music] Just a pile of useless junk.
That claw machine looks interesting though. It's definitely broken. >> Wait, Sport, I've got an idea.
>> Dave, what the hell? >> See, I got the prizes for you. >> Uh, thanks.
>> Obtain metal claw. A sharp metallic claw perfectly made for grabing things. may come in handy.
Torn plushy. An [music] unidentifiable plush toy. The stuffing's coming out in chunks.
Poor guy. >> Where to next? >> Two out of three searches left.
[music] Escapist interactive [music] section the scrapyard option chosen one broken car. Okay, this one's on fire. >> And >> what could you possibly get from here?
>> Don't know. Let's just search inside the car. Found something.
Come take a look. >> Obtained car lights. A pair of brightly [music] healed lights.
Once used to guide people in the darkness of the night. Scrap metal. A chunk of broken and discarded metal.
I'm sure [music] Henry could still salvage this. >> All right, we got time to search one more area. You pick >> one out of three searches left escapist interactive section the scrapyard option chosen three incinerator.
I uh don't really like this place that much. Let's just grab what we need and get out of here. Safe from the fire for now.
>> Hey, watch this. >> For a moment, it feels as if the fire itself was [music] alive, swallowing the metal hole in its sweltering grass, glowing hotter with hunger and power. >> Okay, since when did you become a [ __ ] poet?
I got to bored of watching you. Moving on. Let's see what [music] we picking up.
Obtained scrap metal on a lump of metal. This time more rock shaped audio. An empty audio ready to be [music] hooked up to a sound chip might come in handy.
Heat. [music] Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
