to text your mom in audio recording of her daughter's is wild oh my God you were doing missionary as a Mormon in in Brazil did you say do you like me being a what okay so here what happened in 197 how much would you pay to uh three I'm a negative 500 you if your mom was a real G she would have sent a voice memo back and like this is what her mom's doing welcome to haunted homies with Matt R Elton caste and Cory sheerer a show about all things that haunt you from ghosts
and monsters to worst life decisions bad breakups embarrassing moments and Unforgettable stories all told Live From Within Comedy Club what's up Phoenix God damn okay okay okay all right we know you're just in here for the AC chill the [ __ ] out you guys aren't slick at all what's up how is every everyone's okay everyone's all right made it out okay good Memorial Day weekend good thank you thank you guys so much for coming out welcome to the haunted homies podcast um who who here is familiar with the overnight Channel and you came for
the Paranormal part of the show okay the [ __ ] is everyone else doing here hopefully you is what they're doing here hopefully you all right Welcome to our live podcast show where we're going to tackle all things paranormal we're going to talk about some of our investigations that we've been on we've got some fun audience stories as well some funny some paranormal based we're going to talk about all the things that haunt you not just spiritually but also deep inside to your core and your emotions maybe some traumatic events and it's going to be
a good time we all Bard with that can we have a fun show tonight is that cool it's going to be fun it's interactive let's all just let loose everything's kind of freestyle so let's just fing have a good time man and just a reminder everything's being filmed this is all going in YouTube whatever the you say is going on the internet forever so fair warning if you're here with your side chick maybe shut the up okay it's not ruin relationships okay or if you know someone here with their side chick point it out to
our camera guy let's get it on the internet yes we can all go viral together good good I like this energy a lot so to help kind of find our people up front who here by round of applause does believe in ghosts okay okay okay it's a good amount you don't believe nope you really don't believe why is that it's fake it's fake it's fake damn [ __ ] look at your lashes they look real cute just saying just saying doesn't mean it's not real okay oh God just cuz you have had a personal experience
doesn't mean it's not real okay how long did you have to go hunting for those was it a difficult find did you was it quick well hopefully tonight we can help convince you a little bit cuz like I said we've got a lot of audience stories as well from people's interactions and experiences they've had so I'm hoping we can kind of get you over to our side a little bit now ghosts for the most part are usually friendly we like to think that they're the spirit of somebody who was once living but sometimes it takes
a step up from that yeah so one thing I love asking because the ultimate thing I want to find whenever we go into paranormal investigation is I want to see someone get thrown across a room or levitate or their head get snapped off like I am I'm so open to anything so I'm curious in a room with over 500 people has anyone ever experienced or seen someone like that happen we had this answer one time where someone had seen a small child get thrown across a room and had a photo of it which to me
sounds like she just abused the kid and then snapped a selfie yeah yeah it's Up For Debate that's not our choice but curious is there anyone here that ever had something like that happen it's always a question worth asking anyone no for real oh we got a couple oh [ __ ] okay let's work we'll work our way around what's what was what was your experience woke up with like claw marks on her face and she's bleeding your your girlfriend woke up with my my brother's your brother's girlfriend woke up with claw marks on her
neck they into some freaky [ __ ] okay okay she had no idea what she was bleeding down her neck her face F sounds sloppy doesn't it what bar was she at the the night before do you know yeah was it bottle blonde you can tell us why do you know Arizona bars I used to turn up in Scottdale a lot what yeah yeah yeah oh God Scottdale is lit dog it smells like a UTI in here bro I [ __ ] know it here okay so we got sloppy face sex what happened back here
yeah there's someone else back here I got thrown off of a second story building you got thrown off a second story building by whom no one you don't know did you trip where you were you also the same bar no I broke into my high school and got to the roof and I thought someone pushed me and I fell you broke into your high school got up on the roof and then Karma took over was is your is your high school notoriously haunted Yeah by who or what a couple of instances uh three young girls
were cut in half why one three girls were what cut in half cut in three girls were cut in half at your high school so one and a half girls I I made it out of high school I did it I did it they said they said M would never come in handy [Laughter] girls that's like the Paranormal version of 2 and a Half Men a it's just three high school teenagers just haunting you okay so you got pushed off of two story you you landed you're here wait can you walk are you in a
wheelchair or anything like no genuinely I I can't see that far back I can walk I had my hi place um I had surgery on my spine I was is this all because of the fall from the roof this is the landing from The Landing it wasn't yet nobody gets hurt in midair of course it's the [ __ ] Landing no the ghost is like boom and then like you know see like slow motion in Mortal Kombat in the air just beating you up on the way down Jesus Christ so you had to get your
hip replaced and surgery on your back all from that fall yeah I was in a coma for a month and a half you were in a coma so you went to the spirit realm and you're like where's that [ __ ] at I'mma pull through I'm going [ __ ] you up on you for side real quick even the playing field can I ask who paid for the medical expenses did the school pay no I I honestly don't know I was I just woke up and I was like what you don't know who paid for
the we live in America if you go to a hospital you're going to know who's paying for the bill if you didn't pay for it we did so stay the [ __ ] off the roof yeah remember that ghost we were actually ghost hunting that day and saw you oh man okay well was there anyone else I can top getting thrown off a two-story roof before we move on for the evening your hand went up very quickly you don't know if you can top iton used to be Mormon oh ah God hold on hold on
what's that I was a [ __ ] missionary in Brazil you were doing missionary as a Mormon in in Brazil in Brazil with the Brazilian got it okay yes you were into Spirit Worship and this guy got frozen like paralyzed a guy got frozen frozen he couldn't move for like 30 minutes he couldn't move his body and it was like stiff as a board I picked the guy up and it was like this out of the door and as soon as he walked out of the room collapsed and like passed out took so you were
with a group of people there that were they were trying to make contact with the spirit realm and he became completely frozen for 30 minutes how long ago is this this was 2004 2004 that's before the mannequin challenge okay I wanted to make sure and then it was like the Exorcist after that it was like the Exorcist how so there was somebody in the back who doing other stuff text on your watch English and they don't speak English somebody there in Brazil was speaking English to you and you knew they didn't speak English well there's
like Rota Stone they could have taken some classes Google translate you knew things about me that no nobody knows he knew secrets about you well what happens on a missionary trip to Brazil stays on a missionary trip to Brazil you know what I mean miss this is a safe this is a safe place for you man whatever whatever secrets you holding they'll they'll stay here so did anybody like get levitated like did somebody get hurt from this or somebody he just froze up he froze up until he left the house froze up until he left
the house it's a good tactic I feel like if I ever got if I ever got caught sleeping with somebody and like their boyfriend came home I would just mid hit mid [Applause] hit oh uh oh no the portal the Portal's been opened wow I can really feel the spirits I meant move me away he just whispered move me and I went okay not what I meant not what I meant who would believe that though you're mid hit they open the door frozen a possessed he's just possessed he's not [ __ ] my girlfriend he's
possessed some s it was just the Mormons they knocked on the door and we bro they knocked on the door obviously some [ __ ] can happen but sometimes you have to go to the ghost ghosts don't always come to you like sometimes it's not in your house sometimes it's not in a school sometimes you have to go out of your way to kind of try to make contact and conjure them up and that's kind of where I draw the line you like this kind of [ __ ] yeah I it's not for me like
if if they don't want to say hello on their own I'm good I'm not trying to wake them up you know what I mean that's how you make friends no introverted dude so I think like sometimes I just need a little bit of extra no dude cuz you don't know what's going to come through that portal when you try to make contact you don't know if the person you're trying to talk to is actually going to be the one to come back through that's why I I [ __ ] with the Ouija boards I'm not
doing seances I'm not doing any of that stuff it's too scary for me seances are kind of dangerous hey Make Some Noise if you've ever done a seance all of you stand up and hold hands now now we rehearse this you know what to do kill the lights and everyone start I love how I love how it was all only white people too the seven black people here were like [Music] nah I will I'm out of minutes you know what I mean I can't be calling anybody you know [ __ ] yeah I can't do
a seance what's o of those people who have done a seance before has anybody had any kind of crazy experience come through I mean I'm sure like maybe Ouija Bo moved around a little bit but has anybody seen any like major rep repercussions of it have you really it was really bad what happened so I don't even like talking about it cuz it well you volunteered so get walk me through the process are you guys standing in a circle holding hands is there a candle in the table B room floor sitting on the floor holding
hands holding hands tons of candles lit lots of candles and it said it just wanted to talk to me it said it wanted to talk to you see right there I'd be out dude absolutely not so everybody left the bed or left the room everyone left the room you stayed in there by yourself yeah but then it starts saying JP JP it starts saying JP JP Morgan and Associates Morgan and Morgan for the people JP your check bounced your check bounced girl that was passed out behind the couch and she was there and then I
really didn't believe it so I said if you're really here then give me a sign and blow out all these candles you asked for a sign for them to blow out the candles if they're really there and they all went oh I'm so jealous [ __ ] lost my [ __ ] everybody went upstairs told my parents they're like just go to bed so this was all via a Ouija board yes see that's why I don't with it I know they sell them at Target but still dude I've never heard anyone go I don't really
want to talk about this and go okay so here's what happened in 1972 I the like you turn into aing Auctioneer how did you make that switch so fast remarkable truly how many ghosts did you see 55 so 75 I'm trying to make it I know you have no that was a wonderful story thank you for that seriously you can lighten the mood up a little bit read some funny stories first yes yeah I want to say uh Phoenix what the the the non paranormal stories the more of stories that just haunt you y'all are
F wild I swear to God okay you ready let's do it so this one's called This is why Google is your best friend during dating okay you know oh all right so check this my very first date in Phoenix was with this incredibly hot dude I met at Mulligan we exchanged phone numbers and planned a date this date was insane dude probably spent close to $500 and it was long are we talking about the date damn okay Phoenix I got to spend a thousand we went to a dinner a movie drinks after and then IHOP
[ __ ] if you don't let him hit after IHOP you a [ __ ] low key like that's a that's a good night out and then we went to my place after all of that we are texting for a bit the next day and planning the next date in the meantime I was chatting with my girlfriend of mine who said well did you Google him yet I was like now he seems chill and I didn't die on the first date so I'm good right she said what's his name I'll look him up bam first
hit she finds his mug shot in details about how he had been busted 5 years prior for running the largest prostitution ring in Arizona we love a business man the fun fact is now that we know you're in the room we get to ask you some questions fantastic is that the end of it uh I should have paid better attention to the red flags like stuff when we talked about in convos at denner and the fact he dropped $500 on the first date when he owned a pool cleaning business laundering also I couldn't find him
anywhere on social media I am a dumbass so Karen where is Karen of course a Karen would be ungrateful about a day like that where you at nerd back there right there wait you gave him head nice did you ever talk to him again never again you weren't even like a low curious do you think he was recruiting you yeah yes really arrogant but you know a little flattering of course it's scary but now you would now you at least know you're worth $500 it's kind of nice to know right everybody's a little bit like
how much how much would you pay to at least 500 that's not bad that's pretty good that's not bad that's not bad at all actually did it say did it say in his uh on on the Google search like did he do did he do prison time or anything like that yeah he did how long three years three years that's it that's not that bad actually it'd be a long time for me but for a man who can handle himself I don't know that's tough but also why you going to hold this man's past against
him what what if he what if he's Mormon now maybe he just got back from Brazil and he's trying to have a fresh start you know everyone's got a pass right we've all we've all been in some trafficking Rings right we all we all who hasn't ran the biggest prostitution ring in Arizona it's a cycle you everybody kind of takes a turn had your friend not Googled and found out do you think you would have gone on to keep dating him you wouldn't have wow your friend with the block man sounds like she were in
a really good connection why wow do you miss him what was better IHOP or the dick IHOP they do have good sausage it's made in house yeah yeah the sauce tastes better there too damn I wouldn't know that oh God Karen thank you for um going through that yeah give it up y'all give it up next story yeah that's that's a bit terrifying okay next story running all right this story The the log line is my Marine ex-husband was stalking me after we separated and got divorced and was spying and listening in on me having
sex with my boyfriend and just overall everyday life things and now I'm haunted with the thought that he's bugged my house and is always listening to everything I do to be fair that's his training and I support our troops personally but you guys feel free to judge however you want let's see how this unfolds my ex-husband and I were married for nearly 7 years and during that whole time he was extremely controlling emotionally mentally sexually and physically finally I decided enough is enough and filed for divorce and separated from him I felt free and Vindicated
and after a few months decided to get out there and date again got on hinge met a dude he ran the Arizona's largest prostitution ring and okay he was Mormon and went to Brazil no hell of a it's just one dude everybody in Phoenix this is great he ended up he apparently he pushed some women off like a TW story roof at a school is this way what we're going to write a screenplay by the end of the night all the characters of this show got on hinge met a dude and after talking for almost
a month decided to meet him and go on our first date it went awesome he spent $500 at IHOP and I decided to and I decided to bring him back to my place unfortunately for us both it was that time of the month so I wasn't wanting to do anything down under but I was more than happy to oblige him in every other way possible kisses kisses hugs and apparently my now ex-husband was more than happy to listen in from what or where I don't know I tell myself it was probably in Alexa since he
had his and the log into everything I'm convinced and paranoid that he's either listening in on mying Alexa devices or has bugs stashed throughout the house to hear what I'm doing and I hope he's been enjoying the show oh man wait so he just you know he logs into his like Alexa to listen he just hears like oh yeah oh that [ __ ] that's that's that's his PTSD now is whenever he hears macaroni being stirred he's he's like that's [ __ ] all also wouldn't you stop listening at like you be like all right
we're we're over she's moved on okay I could I could never listen in on that even if you know it's happening you you would just go you would register it and go it'sing over I'm I've taken it too far I shouldn't know that this is happening right now that's kind of on him to be that upset yeah here's the thing in that story we never found out how she knew yeah it never it never said Gabrielle where where are you at hi hi how did you real quick in case he's listening right now I respect
the troops and I have never fued a Gabrielle in my entire life I just want to be very clear about that this is Matt R speaking I cannot speak for Elden or Cory as well resume how did you know that he knew how how he knew about like cuz yeah how did you know that he heard or saw like did he confront you did he send you a video said that was quick he was like that was mid like how so he was texting my mom saying this is what your daughter is doing oh my
God he he texted your mom saying this is what your daughter's doing I this point I had changed the Lin when we got the house we were still together but I had changed the logins to our security camera to you changed the logins to your security camera good know I was in the mar for 10 years too so I know what he does and he was in data communication so he knew about all the TCH [ __ ] so he found ways like to log into all of my [ __ ] and I have like
three different alexas there was one in my so his his his profession in the Marines was Data communication so he knew how to hack all the security around your house when we were together he had control over all my social medias like he deleted my entire Instagram he deleted your entire Instagram sometimes you need to cleanse at a first point I just like instead of living in anxiety I was like well I hope you like me being AO now I'm sorry did you say do you like me being a what Thro goat a throat goat
what rank is that what just a Kobe Bryant a sucking just a throat goat pick it up and just go dude to text your mom in audio recording of her daughter's sucking is wild you know what he just sent her a voice memo this is what your daughter's doing if your mom if your mom was a real G she would have sent a voice memo back and like this is what her mom's doing if she was a real G that's what she would have done yeah man that is [ __ ] that hurts wow it
hurts to think about I even have a dash cam in my car that you can log into live and it tells you what someone TAPS in live and so there were times where I was like on a date with a dude and like got crispy in the car and I was like if he's watching he's watching like at this point I don't care but he like I don't know why he would continue doing it he hacks into your reverse camera in the car when you go on dates we would like be hacking in R times
in my dash cam like he hacked the dash cam in your car so you'd be on dates with guys you would get a notification being like hey somebody else is watching right now yeah so it was like constant this is Major cuck energy how long how many years has this been happening I honestly I feel like he's still watching like [ __ ] but I'm he's watching right now he didn't pay for a ticket how did you do that how long ago did you guys get divorced uh we were separated 21 divorced 22 separa in
21 divorce 22 he's still listening that's not that long ago very yeah I get it well thanks for putting us all in danger thank you appreciate that yep thank you next story Z moah I am a labor and delivery nurse I next story next story let's keep going next story yeah absolutely keep going can't do it can't do it uh this one you to chill out I don't know how you're this excited for a story that makes you seem like a horrible person I just and we just read the first sentence of it too all
we said was I'm a labor and delivery let me read the rest of it I'm a labor and delivery nurse and my [ __ ] trash that's wow that's y'all why would you say that about yourself yeah why where's that same energy yeah yeah you guys were too excited too fast shut up all right I am a labor and delivery nurse I fell asleep in a patient's room while she was pushing my fingers stayed in place and never left her she put you in a Chinese finger trap oh my God Mama all right hey hey
hey the baby the baby I work I I work 7 p.m. to 3 to 7:00 a.m. 3 nights a week one night I was super tired and I had a patient who was about to have a baby before the delivery the nurse and the patient push together before the doctor comes in to make sure that it is truly time the [Music] patient the patient had the room dark fake candles lit like a [ __ ] is this a meditation room it's the worst Seance ever he hey hey hey hey hey hey aroma therapy going and
soft soothing music it was 300 in the morning the roughest time for a night shifter not what I would want to be called when my fingers in sobody a night shifter what was an automatic we started pushing I sat on the bed checked her cervix and started pushing with her push we started pushing I started getting really tired out I started getting really tired and the pushing became redundant side note when the patient is pushing my fingers are in her checking for continuous progress stop no no they've been in here for a minute now I
started fading pretty fast I'm getting kind of turned on right I started fading pretty fast counting repeatedly to 10 over and over while she was pushing you thought you were the throat goat watch [Music] this you just bite the baby out got it oh my God Jesus continue continue with the story continue with the story that's the homies part of haunted homies by the way I started fading pretty fast counting repeatedly to 10 over and over while she was pushing the next thing I know I hear the patient start saying excuse me which is never
a response you want to be inside somebody excuse me I woke up with an awkward snore and was Beyond embarrassed as if that wasn't embarrassing enough despite me falling asleep snoring and probably ruining her birth experience my fingers never left her during the entire [Applause] thing no smells like a night shift God Jesus Christ Christ I love what the baby had to deal with you just got this in your face for minutes at a time you holding this baby hostage like this e why why do you spread them cuz you're opening it up you you
open the starx like that e wait hold on you're supposed to do it like that is that why my girlfriend never comes I've been doing it wrong the whole yeah you don't go vertical you're not trying to tear it to the my bades Christ thank you for your cervix thank you for your cervix is that what you said you just hear a marine come over the intercom you're welcome you're welcome uh so she eventually had the baby okay it was healthy and everything well no problem problems she was all weirded out but when I SED
it like when it when you snore it sounded like you were choking on a dick how do you snore hey hey no no no no no no wa hold on hold on hold on hold on you're getting very [Music] sleep the little hypnosis [Music] [Laughter] clock sit [Laughter] down what were you saying so I got nickname instead of Sleeping Beauty Sleeping that's not even creative said her nickname instead of Sleeping Beauty is sleeping [ __ ] it's like that's like your nickname around the office this is the most unprofessional hospital I've ever heard of in
my entire life calling nurse sleeping P please you're just walking down the Halls hey sleeping yeah you got to go like that it's just yeah oh God is that common has anyone else ever fallen asleep while helping deliver a baby no so this is a paranormal story it is par paranormal thank you nailed it I think it's all the information I want what what hospital yeah what hospital is so everybody knows we not it's the closest one for sure for sure all right next story a firefighter I was talking to turned out to be gay
a how could you you have known I met this firefighter on a dating app Tinder cuz it's a flame oh I get it that was good yeah it's okay it's okay you guys will catch up he lived over 2 hours away from me but we hit it off over text and phone calls I should preference he gave off gay Vibes and his pictures were a little on the homo side I need to see these it's just me I don't know why that just feels like gay Vibes it's just like yeah I how does he give
up gay Vibes on text is he sending them all with glitter you know you can do like the glitter the glitter send I said just congratulations at the end so that little confetti just goes he did a firefighter calendar photo shoot and had water pouring on him with his head back mouth open and tongue out I should have seen the signs but I ignored them one day he took the drive to come and see me we got dinner and everything was going great he came back to my place and we did the dirty immediately after
it's en caps immediately after didn't know why I didn't even have my clothes off yet clothes on yet he said I need to tell you something I feel like I can really trust you and I've never told anyone this before then proceeded to say word for word I like men I enjoy in my ass I just love feel I just love the feeling of dick in my hand and come on my face no no the nurse just went me too me too me too me too you're ruining that movement I was in utter shock he
then asked me if I would like to watch him get [ __ ] down by another guy and if I'd be down to pay him I didn't even have words I politely asked him to leave and never spoke to him again homophobe for the next couple weeks he would send me pictures of his saying you like that I blocked him end of story she's here what okay where's [Music] Ava chill out okay so scale of 1 to 10 how hot was this guy like like like what like one gay dudes are never threes 10 no
10 is like a a perfect a perfect specimen of a human being what would he be what I'm not gay I'm not into this sorry I'm not well I like doesn't sound like it it sounds like it he turns people gay how hot was he do I want to see a picture yeah wait yeah bring a photo I want to see this I want to see this this hold on it cannot be a picture of his [ __ ] cuz you said he sent seph it can only be pictures of his [ __ ] don't
you [ __ ] dare okay let me do you want to see the firefighter photo shoot pictures I just want to see a photo of him in general I have the fire I got to see this Matt's going to be like oh yeah I went out with him he's going to see his I know that guy you look familiar that's Jeffrey yeah yeah yeah he saved my life once he held me over his shoulder and my face kept hitting his ass wait let me see it's like it's a Tik Tok so I you can't you're
not going to see it way back there but he's he's [ __ ] hot he is [ __ ] hot yeah I know I know it's hard to see I know it's not just about y'all he's not a three what the he's a three I'm a negative 500 F you you this D I would F this dude right now where is this Firehouse I'm going God damn someone light a match right now and get him here I need Jesus Fu Christ you that's a three [ __ ] you oh he's a three cuz he's gay
even worse wow I mean yeah this is one of the gayest photos I've ever seen yeah wow I mean he's just letting the hose all [ __ ] over he'd be the worst firefighter your house is burning he's like hold on let me get myself wet first it's like he's at a concert he puts the water in his mouth and just sprays it what month was he like horoscope no what not his horoscope in the calendar what month was it January that's the gayest month that's true that that's true New Beginnings whatever dude yeah everybody
pass their phone around let's do that yeah air drop it everybody just V yourself $5 just pass it around yep yep yep I'm curious now as a woman and really think about this don't give don't give the easy answer if a dude comes out to you as being gay right after having sex do you feel like it's your fault a little bit you think so really but maybe he just had to see maybe he was like damn if I've had the creme de La Creme and it's not for me now I know for sure you
guys are gay right about be real awkward if or not I'm pretty sure look at his [ __ ] outfit dude like he's looks it looks good too good to be straight gay let's go baby ding ding ding ding ding I [ __ ] knew it let's go I knew it I like other way of high-fiving was like this they were like yes yes so hot you guys are so hot dude oh okay how when when did you come out can I ask that like how old how old were You2 22 okay so had you
dated girls before that when you were dating girls were you conscious that you're like I this may not be the thing but I'm going to keep trying to force it to figure out if this is supposed to be something I'm supposed to be into okay so you wouldn't necessarily Blame A Girl in specific after sleeping with her you were just if anything you're trying to convince yourself right so we wouldn't blame it on the girl it's it's how you're born right okay just wanted to break this down just just for peace of mind for me
can we please show them the photo of the gay man so I can please bring it back I want to see if they would have been like oh yeah come on cuz if they say he's a three out of 10 I'm going to kill myself in the [ __ ] back room right now if they also say that please and then can investigate all that moaning going on back there she's walking up please give us your honest review like if you would have seen this on any dating app or on Instagram would you have been
like for sure she's coming she's coming behind you right now dud the just throw it pass the the just go to whoever you think it is right there right there also do you have a dry Ras board with the books in your hands sure the is this okay I'll read this after the verdict is in and 9 and a half right I have good taste in gay men let's go that's what I'm saying we got options good thank you resident gays thank you very much you are appreciated the is this I don't know is this
a resume a resume [Music] can I read this if you want to Ava debella future wifey dear Matthew R I am excited to apply for the position to be your girlfriend and I am writing to express my interest in qualifications it's not a good start um I have followed your comedy special since you're on wild and out I have always admired how funny charming and humble you are this is my first opportunity to see you perform live so I'm shooting my shot and you missed wide left respect for shooting it but like brick thank you
for your consideration of my application call me while you're in while you're in town so I can take you out let's see what the resume is oh this is H this is actually genius you you gain some points is it covered in alcohol skills orally proficient gourmet cookie Baker pread scratcher cleaning personal cheerleader understanding and loyal financially independent fun and outgoing loving and lovable attributes 34 DD sold wow this is uh this is a first yeah y'all got to step it up I'm getting I'm getting this is laminated she's trying to get laminated later that's
crazy no Seance but she's trying to look like there's dripped wax on her she's going to go from Kinko the kinky perfect okay well Welcome to our spooky paranormal podcast last that's the last silly one paranormal stories we ready yeah paranormal story let's dive back into it baby this story is actually pretty insane I'm not going to lie I read a little bit of this earlier and my jaw dropped sorry about that I know you were reading but you know got needs it's okay throat ghost throat ghost throat ghost oh that's good thanks so it
says the time I saw my dead Grandpa the day after I found him dead found him dead yeah yeah I was about 6 or seven years old and I stayed the night at my grandparents house with my cousin and in the middle of the night I got up to use the bathroom and saw my grandpa's TV on in his Man Cave thing and I went to wake him up so he can turn off the TV and he wasn't moving I then ran to my grandma and woke her up to let her know that my grandpa
wasn't waking up and she told me to go back to bed and I couldn't go to sleep but I saw an ambulance and they took my grandpa away and my grandma was crying that's when I knew that he had passed away the next night I stayed at my grandma's house and I went to get a drink of water in the middle of the night and I heard and saw my grandpa's TV was on on and I went to go turn it off and I look over and my grandpa was sitting in his chair and I
was scared and then he said do you know what time it is it's tickle time whoa that's the scariest thing anybody could ever say living or dead tickle time bro I would have [ __ ] my pants Oh 100% dude I ran to my cousin's room and woke woke her up to tell her what happened just then the TV in my grandpa's man cave went on and we both crawled under the covers and stood up the rest of the night until we passed out since then I am able to see and communicate with more Spirits
oh interesting okay uh Tracy where's Tracy at Tracy is that you in the back what the f Tracy H okay first and foremost I know it's obviously scary but like was there a little bit of comfort like hearing or seeing your grandfather a little bit like obviously if you see a ghost instinctually it's a little bit scary but like knowing that somebody you love am I talking to a ghost right now can you can you talk louder if you can there a ghost on stage shut the up where where where is he oh it's tickle
time it's tickle time stop it no Elton no no what who's on stage dad my dad this feels like a paranormal yo mama joke right now like are you serious my dad or my grandpa your biological father a biological father H let's see about about that how how old does he look 20 [ __ ] that's actually incredibly accurate wait no something that she wouldn't ever know about from the uh ber ker Tik Tok um you ain't getting past me [ __ ] out of here tell me how his dad liked to jerk off tell
me that huh some that only Matt would know give me that oh Matt would know was probably the last thing he did so what's he doing up here he's watching here he's watching me just like her husband my dad's in the Alexa hilarious you know what's [ __ ] up somebody actually pointed that out once they were like we were we were talking about my experience with my dad after ghost hunting they were like that's why you like ghost hunting so much you're just looking for your father the whole time we're in these like historically
abandoned places and everyone's like is it what happened to you here and I'm just like Papa if you love me make a noise everyone else is like playing with little toys and sh I'm like learning how to ride a bike in the hallway am I doing good we're investigating down the hall we just see you in the bathroom talking to yourself tying a tie I'm playing catch I'm just throwing a ball on oh too far too far that's terrifying where where is it let over here what's you're just trying to get me off stage aren't
you you can't like say this and then very serious thing to say is off to the side where over here no no he's off stage over there do you guys feel any chills over there think you're being tickled that's [ __ ] terrifying okay so you can see spirits more often ever since this experience with your grandpa okay but can you answer my question cuz I'm genuinely interested when you when you when you saw your grandpa obviously it's scary to see a ghost but like was there a little bit of comfort knowing it was like
a loved one of yours yeah no yes and no I mean I'm sure it's shocking of course but like I imagine you started to miss him I mean a day after you definitely miss him have you seen him again since then yes you have yeah and my grandma and your grandma somebody move the on that'd be terrifying every person you've ever known dies they all you see them all the time ter I'd be so mad get the [ __ ] out of the get the [ __ ] out of the bathroom Trey I'm trying to
shower just taking a grandma again tickle time again Grandma not now oh this is terrifying but kind of endearing a little bit so the it's it's tickle time did he ever say that when he was alive or was this like a he waited you know what I mean he used to say that all the time he used to say that all the time okay it wasn't like an out of strange thing thank you for sharing seeing your your grandpa that's it's adorable but also terrifying but I'm glad it opened you up to this new ability
that's going to be a blessing and a curse right you would love this obviously I I I would love to see a ghost like when I want to that's the whole point of investigating you know what I mean you're going with the intention to see something yeah you definitely don't want to see it when you like in the shower at your own house yeah like it needs to be that needs to be the intention I need to be prepared for it you know what I mean yeah it's a I mean I hope it doesn't make
your whole life scary be strong yeah give it up for that story y'all it's a good story it is a good story it is it is next scary one yeah okay log liim my three-year-old son started seeing a woman in our house who wanted to take him oo okay when my son was three he started seeing a woman in our house he ran out of his playroom and whispered mommy someone 's in there of course I checked and nothing my son would be carrying on conversations while playing and when I'd ask about it he was
saying he was just talking to his friend I didn't think much of the sporadic little things until months until months later when things suddenly progressed rapidly and I was living in a real life horror movie one day when I got my son out of his bath I sat him down in front of me to get him dressed and he smiled at something behind me nope you got to drown that whole kid I looked behind me nothing I kept getting him dressed and then he kind of leaned his body to the side so he could see
around me smiled again and waved what I don't know what scary your laugh or this story what it's inside me dude I didn't know you could get goosebumps down on your until that moment but let me tell you my entire body was covered he said it was his friend her name was ma Maul and she liked playing with him after that day I was hyper aware of all the stuff going on doors opening and closing they got so bad that we started locking them but my son's locked door would still slam open in the middle
of the night my son started waking up screaming in the middle of the night saying M wanted him to go with her and was getting mad he said she grabbed him with her long nails and screamed at him I legitimately have Goosebumps right now this is freaking me out where describe it my [ __ ] prove it we eventually we eventually found someone that you have to prove it for her she needs to know we eventually found someone that worked for the church to come help he came out and did a cleansing of the house
with all the with all this holy water smoke and prayer he found a Ouija board and a deck of tarot cards and burned them when cleansing my son the second he touched him with the holy water and oil my son who had been talking and smiling seconds before started screaming bloody murder he acted like he was being hurt after 5 minutes of this blessing he went completely silent and still and went on talking as if he didn't remember a thing to this day my son doesn't remember anything about it what what that's terrifying no that
actually is Terri is Lona is that what we're thinking maybe an older woman trying to take the children that's that's kind of the folklore behind that a lot of the time prostitution Jesus Christ man it all comes back around dude when I tell you I would my pants entirely if my kid ever waved behind me and there was nobody there i' empty myself immediately you know when you have kids and I meet them I'm going to tell them to do that all the time I'll tell I'll tell the cops you [ __ ] touch my
child dude do not I swear to God you won't be allowed within a 100 yards of my f family oh my God so I mean I guess I guess the it's like you're trying to figure out is this a spirit of the house was it something that came from a Ouija board was it trying to attach itself to become in like to get inside the kid to kind of possess him I don't know there's a lot there's a lot to kind of digest with this one I got a terrify is uh is Jessica here same
wait what Jessica how long ago was this 3 years 3 years ago son's six now he doesn't remember any of this have you had any kind of weird experiences in the house since then he started just just started seeing stuff again he just started seeing stuff again are you in the same house yes what is he describing this time around he said that he saw something go up my stairs like maybe a month or two ago saw something go up the stairs is his room upstairs you guys got to move you don't need Jesus you
need Zillow if you want hire her husband set up some cameras capture evidence and send it to us that'd be sweet we set up a camera set up a camera and so like you know how they have night vision night vision shows all white yeah and it shows like a like a figure in his playroom showed a figure in his playroom do you have this do you have the footage uh don't you dare blueball me right now yeah you have a demon in your house and you have evidence of it and you went delete what
it's not a demon it's m m it scratched the kid no it was like a shadow I didn't believe it like I didn't believe what it that it was like a person I thought it was justad it looked like a shadow but there was nobody else in there right no but it was like by the window um he he told me that it was his like a person in his playroom he had told you he saw someone in his playroom prior to even looking at the footage yeah no absolutely not this kid is ABS you
you have to move immediately I would be so [ __ ] terrified of this 3 years goes by you think you're safe finally now it's coming back around I I could not do what are you it's just just what are you planning on doing about it moving you're going to move yeah you have to what part what part of town do you live in Santan Santan that's not even a name s sandan it's like that's one letter off from Satan I hope you you oh you're so right San oh it sounds like he became like
the gay firefighter Satan version was like I'm not Satan anymore I'm Santan his stripper name oh I'm saying I'm so [ __ ] hot give me a ho s oh my God W Santan you so haunted it's January new meeme hey wait wait wait Momo get in this photo Phoenix you guys have been so much fun serious we we know this is a this is a very unconventional show and not everyone knows what they're getting themselves in for but we hope you guys had a good time man really you guys were a good sport thank
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